Becoming Morally Corrupt | VchiBanter Ep. 74

Added: 2026-05-12

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[00:00:05]>> Hey gang, welcome to episode 74 where Shia is going to show everyone his balls >> again.

[00:00:11]>> Again. And also we were struggling that much for content that I had to whip these bad boys out again.

[00:00:17]>> We're already at 100. We're We're not at 100. And Shy wants to break up with us.

[00:00:21]>> So >> not even at 100 yet.

[00:00:23]>> Yeah.

[00:00:24]>> I'm literally here uh getting proposed to put out my balls. Yeah, >> I'd say that's the opposite.

[00:00:31]>> Yeah, Shia was we were getting ready and fixing stuff and Shia was falling asleep >> at the beginning. So, yes, he was.

[00:00:36]>> Yeah. Well, >> just trying to get a quick little nap.

[00:00:42]>> A sleepy guy. Just a sleepy guy.

[00:00:46]>> My armpit if you see it. Yeah. Sorry. I was having a out of body. I can't.

[00:00:50]That's >> good.

[00:00:54]>> No, like I just I I guess I shrugged and it fixed it. But it's there sometimes or not. It's a little peep. Little peep at my boob.

[00:01:01]>> No, it's not. Sorry, YouTube. Please don't. Please don't.

[00:01:05]>> I want to talk about something.

[00:01:07]>> Okay, do it. I'm taking my shirt off.

[00:01:09]Go.

[00:01:10]>> Oh, hell. Wait. Wait. I'll I I'll wait.

[00:01:12]I mean, >> well, you can't wait.

[00:01:14]>> Okay. No, I can't wait.

[00:01:16]>> I want to talk about that comment that I showed earlier in our Discord server.

[00:01:19]>> Oh my god.

[00:01:21]>> There was somebody who commented on there. Okay. Well, I'm going to explain.

[00:01:25]There was somebody who commented on one of our shorts on YouTube and they said, "So, what's the deal with the rabbit?"

[00:01:33]Uh, the the rabbit the guy pretending to be gay so he can run through the crew. I know a few of those. Respect, brother.

[00:01:40]We can't all be me. Got to do what you got to do.

[00:01:45]>> So, Shia, you like slinging dick? What's going on?

[00:01:48]>> Is it you? pretending to be gay to throw off everybody else.

[00:01:55]>> Can you stop?

[00:01:56]>> Because >> kind of homophobic of you to pretend.

[00:01:58]>> It wouldn't be very like it's not very effective if like if I'm running through if I'm running through everyone else here uh in Vichon and obviously you guys all know, but why would I then pretend to be >> this guy pretends to be gay to get close to women? Oh my >> I'm so confused.

[00:02:19]>> Funny. I think that they just think that you're pretending to be gay because they think, "Oh, if he's gay, they'll have their guard down and then he can be like, "Surprise, >> surprise." Penis.

[00:02:31]>> I I feel like there's >> There's definitely a line that if someone who was straight that was joking about being gay that they would only joke about that that line I've I've passed so long ago. You know, when you're playing like chicken with your bros, but then they're they're like, "Okay, yeah, yeah, not actually."

[00:02:49]>> It's either that or or they're they're they're they're secretly hoping that you go all the way.

[00:02:54]>> Guys, it's hard to believe, but Shia has sucked a dick before, so I know it's hard to believe, but >> he has to.

[00:03:01]>> He's really committed.

[00:03:03]>> I'm a method actor.

[00:03:05]>> He's a method actor.

[00:03:07]>> It's true.

[00:03:08]>> I I love that it's been six years. What a what a You've built your entire career >> years of like living with Buff pretending to be gay. I guess >> yeah.

[00:03:19]>> Mhm.

[00:03:19]>> You're you're being really just kind of I just like really >> like 13 years of just barely after >> like two years, you know, like when they pretend to be gay, it's like two years.

[00:03:31]You're like six years running at this point. Listen, I I'm not upset and I'm happy that people are listening to the podcast, but sometimes like those comments it makes me think of like where did you come from? Like this IS YOUR FIRST EPISODE LIKE OR LIKE IT'S just because like obviously like I we know us each other like so well. So when you see an outside perspective I have no clue where they're coming from. I don't know how much they know about us or like what's going on. And so just to see like, yo, what's up with this dude? It's like >> episode 73, you know, or 72 that's been out for like, you know, so much content of us out already. IT WAS JUST LIKE, WHERE'D THIS GUY COME FROM?

[00:04:10]>> That's so funny. I didn't see I didn't So when you guys made the comment where it was like, oh, Shia is being like pretending to be gay. And then Kenny was like, I can't wait to [ __ ] Shia cuz he's pretending to be gay or whatever. I didn't know what the context of it was.

[00:04:22]And I was like, so I showed it on stream. I was like, I don't know what the [ __ ] they're talking about. I was like, "So now I know."

[00:04:27]>> I know.

[00:04:28]>> But you know what? There was a nice comment before that where somebody said that every episode Shia get just gets prettier and prettier, which is true.

[00:04:35]>> That's true.

[00:04:36]>> That is very true.

[00:04:37]>> That's the duality of >> same fake gay and pretty every >> Yeah, they're pretty boring. Wait, that guy said that one time.

[00:04:46]>> I like that the concept of bisexuality like or panexuality doesn't exist to this person. It's either straight or gay.

[00:04:52]>> Yeah. There's no like to both. I respect it, brother. Do what you got to do. You know, >> not that we not that we have to explain ourselves, but we're all pansexual at this table. This is a panexual table, okay? Pansexual table.

[00:05:04]>> We like eating dick and we like eating puss. All right. And anything in between. So, >> I like eating someone's soul.

[00:05:11]>> Gender, >> you know. Oh, there you go.

[00:05:16]>> I always say that the configuration of your body just changes the fantasy.

[00:05:21]>> You know what I mean? Like there >> that's >> that's so you candy.

[00:05:26]>> That's so you candy.

[00:05:27]>> What can I say?

[00:05:28]>> You know what's also candy?

[00:05:30]>> What?

[00:05:30]>> Chronically late. That's so candy.

[00:05:33]>> That's so I was having a dream. I me when I I was in a dream and we were doing the podcast in my dream.

[00:05:42]>> I can't remember what we're talking about. I think we're trying to sneak around.

[00:05:44]>> That doesn't work for real life. Candy.

[00:05:46]>> It doesn't.

[00:05:48]>> No. I I think that um in the next couple of weeks after you're late like three or four more times, we just have to buy you one of those little robots that we can connect to and just yell at you or something that we can remotely or or wait, get this. Or we set up a timer on your phone that goes off exactly at this moment every single wake Candy up.

[00:06:10]That's not going to wake Candy up.

[00:06:12]>> Candy Candy is >> We talked about this before. We talked about this before is that Candy's loud noise makes Candy go to sleep. But if Candy gets shakth violently, Candy will wake up because I've done your dad's phone. So >> that's why Candy needs that.

[00:06:26]>> So we said that we're going to get Well, we said that we need to get that vibrating pillow that Rose had to where like it vibrate Candy awake.

[00:06:34]>> It wasn't the vibrating pillow. It was a vibrating plug that goes under your pillow. But the >> Well, whatever.

[00:06:38]>> Plug.

[00:06:40]>> The vibrating plug.

[00:06:41]>> Puck.

[00:06:41]>> We get the vibrating plug.

[00:06:44]play by Shakespeare of Midsummer Night's Dream >> and then Candy >> butt plug to wake you up with >> and well then Candy was like oh I don't want that and I said I don't care what you want cuz you need it. So >> you do you do that something Candy.

[00:06:59]>> I was just trying to be really brave and stay up all night. And then I was like if I do that I'm going to turn up all [ __ ] up for the podcast. So I'm going to just risk it and lay down in the dark for a while. And I woke up at 6:00 a.m.

[00:07:10]6:30 a.m. And then I was like, "Ooh, I have a little bit more time." And then I woke up at 7:30 a.m. late.

[00:07:17]>> Candy, if I had a I had a [ __ ] bank account for every time you did that, I'd have like 50 bank accounts.

[00:07:23]>> I got to not I got I I do well until I trust it too much and then and then that's when I'm late. I just got to like not not do that.

[00:07:29]>> Wait, I have a question.

[00:07:30]>> Put it on the sheets.

[00:07:32]>> No.

[00:07:33]>> No. Okay.

[00:07:34]>> What's your question?

[00:07:36]>> Does the podcast Okay. Okay.

[00:07:38]Yes, it is. Um, >> what what does wake you up, Candy?

[00:07:45]>> The fear of death mainly.

[00:07:48]>> Okay, so I should like go into your room and just like fire off a gun. Just be like like every single like five.

[00:07:54]>> Yeah, but isn't that going to wear off over time?

[00:07:57]>> Maybe.

[00:07:58]>> I don't know.

[00:07:58]>> You just get used to the gun trauma.

[00:08:00]>> It's so random. Sometimes I sleep like four hours and then I sleep 20. What do I use now? An alarm. But I didn't do the vibrating alarm cuz I thought I could be good and then I wasn't. So that's my bad vibrating alarm today.

[00:08:12]>> I'll set it up.

[00:08:14]>> Set it up.

[00:08:14]>> I just thought I didn't think I was going to sleep and then I did.

[00:08:18]>> Set up the vibrating alarm. You got to set it up.

[00:08:20]>> I need to shake you up violently.

[00:08:22]>> You have to.

[00:08:23]>> Shia literally is aging while we take time. I can see him like passing away while we're setting [ __ ] up.

[00:08:29]>> He like he literally goes to sleep.

[00:08:32]>> When I'm when I'm like over there, that's what he does. He literally sits there. He does the dad thing where he's just like, "Oh, >> when I when I'm at conventions, I don't wake up late. I'm always up really early. I don't know what the >> Yeah, cuz there's four other people in the room like scrging around."

[00:08:47]>> That's not No, no, no. That's not No, no, no. Past couple of times, it's just me and Gar. And he begs me not to wake up. He's like, "Please, please. It's so I want to sleep. Please."

[00:08:56]>> I don't know how he does it. I got to go back to that. I need some of that.

[00:09:02]Dude, you you literally pass out and like the >> Yeah, but I can't sleep in anymore. I stay up until like 1 2 3:00 a.m. and then I pass out and I can't sleep in anymore. I spent one week of getting up at like 7 to 8 in the morning consistently because I had either like appointments or schedules and now I wake up every single day since every single morning at 7:00 a.m. or 8:00 a.m. and it's pissing me off. I want to sleep in just on Sunday. I just wanted to sleep in till like 9 or 10 and I did I keep [ __ ] waking up early AND I CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP.

[00:09:34]>> YEAH, it's pissing me off.

[00:09:36]>> It's pissing me off.

[00:09:37]>> It's [ __ ] pissing me off cuz like literally like I'll get up early for like stream days like I'm like whatever.

[00:09:42]I'll get up at like you know 8. That's fine. Like whatever. But like if I if I get the chance to like stay up and I'm like yeah I get to stay up and then I have to and then I'm like yeah I can sleep in the next day. Like whatever.

[00:09:50]And then still and I still [ __ ] wake up. Piss me off.

[00:09:54]>> It's pissing me off. Candy.

[00:09:55]>> Pissing me off. I don't agree with you guys at all. You guys sound insane.

[00:09:58]>> So you're So you're telling me, Rose, that you stay up late and then you'll just like you'll just wake up early.

[00:10:03]>> But you don't do you how often do you stay up until like 2 or 3 in the morning?

[00:10:07]>> Well, that's what I was going to say. I don't like the inconsistency. But if I do stay up late on the rare occasion that I do, it's not very often. I do wake up at no later than 9:00, but usually before 9.

[00:10:19]>> Yeah. But we don't But what we're saying is that we don't even get that [ __ ] option. is that like whenever we do stay up and we're like, "Oh my god, I'm gonna stay up until like 3:00 am." Our body will just wake up at like 8. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

[00:10:29]>> My body will make me wake up before 9ine usually, but even uh like and that's the latest. Usually I naturally wake up between 7:30 and 8:00 a.m., but I set alarms for most days to wake up around 6:45. I >> think you're missing the point. The point is is that if I stay up late, I want to sleep in the next day.

[00:10:46]>> Yeah. I'm saying you're crazy for that.

[00:10:48]>> Why?

[00:10:49]>> Why? because having that inconsistency makes it impossible to have a good sleep routine and then you feel like [ __ ] all the time. Or at least that's my experience.

[00:10:58]>> So I think that's just insane.

[00:11:00]>> What if my routine was to go to bed at like 2 or 3 and then >> usually wake up at like 7 hours later, but I just want an extra like extra hour and that's only 8 hours.

[00:11:10]>> Every day is a every day is a mystery and a gift to me. I wake up four hours.

[00:11:16]>> I slept 20 hours. I slept 2 hours.

[00:11:18]having anything but consistency. I'm like, I'm going to jump off a I don't get you. I'm happy you guys are happy, but I don't get it. I need the consistency. I'm going to lie, dude.

[00:11:27]>> We've talked about this before. If I was if I was this in the nicest way possible, if I had literally nothing to do, if I was like left alone for a month, I could do consistency. But the thing is that I have to like randomly be like, "Oh, my family needs me at this time at this day." Or like, "Oh, I have to do like I have to be up at like some time." Like it just I I have little crinkles that then cause like issues after the fact. Like I'll be like I have to be up at a weird time and then like it all throws me off.

[00:11:52]>> Sorry.

[00:11:53]>> You would be the crinkler of the group.

[00:11:54]>> Candy would be crinkling.

[00:11:56]>> And then classic crinkler candy.

[00:11:59]>> Yeah.

[00:11:59]>> Oh, >> if each of us were French fries, what what style? What cut would we be? Candy would be the crinkle cut fries. I'm just calling it now cuz they're the crinkle cut.

[00:12:07]>> I want to be beer battered.

[00:12:08]>> But like what what what shape is that?

[00:12:10]Is that the like thick ones? Normal ones that are like standard fries. have that battering on it.

[00:12:16]>> What?

[00:12:16]>> Like like a standard like normal like mini like skinny one?

[00:12:19]>> No, not a sho string. No, like >> No, no, not like the sho string. I'm just talking about like normal like fries, not like super skinny ones.

[00:12:27]>> It's normal, but they don't have the normal texture. They have like this crunchy like crispy coating on the outside that makes them like extra just like >> I know what you're talking about.

[00:12:36]>> Beer batter.

[00:12:37]>> It's like pub style fries.

[00:12:38]>> Fries >> kind of.

[00:12:40]>> Yeah. I don't like >> wedges.

[00:12:43]>> I hate wedges.

[00:12:44]>> Wedges piss me off if they're like too like mushy in the middle and you get you like bite into it and it's just like potato mush and it's just Yuck.

[00:12:52]>> I have a question for you then.

[00:12:54]>> Are wedges fries? I don't think they're fries. I think they're their own thing.

[00:12:59]>> Potato wedges.

[00:13:00]>> Yeah, >> it's like the same thing.

[00:13:04]>> It is. I think it's the way that you >> Now, I have I have made wedges before. I made wedges a lot, actually, but I tried to keep them in the oven longer so they're a little bit crispier and they don't have like the mushy potato like pudding consistency in the middle. I don't like that. I don't want that.

[00:13:23]That's gross. It doesn't taste good.

[00:13:25]>> Mhm.

[00:13:26]>> I don't think >> I would just give you candy.

[00:13:28]>> Yeah. My nickname as a kid was chip cuz I would just eat any That was all I ate at restaurants was potato chips. or any kind of fries. Like that was all I would eat.

[00:13:38]>> Okay. But >> and they never got me diagn.

[00:13:52]>> Yeah.

[00:13:52]>> And you're just like making a thing out of it that that isn't that's not going to be >> Can you put in a little crinkling sound effect every time Candy says the word crinkle?

[00:14:01]>> Yeah. Don't do that.

[00:14:03]>> Mhm. Well, whatever. Do whatever you want. I guess I don't care.

[00:14:08]>> [ __ ] it.

[00:14:09]>> God. Wait. So, what's So, you said you would be a What kind of fry, Shia?

[00:14:14]>> I don't know, but I really like curly fries.

[00:14:18]>> I knew you said, >> but I feel like that's kind of buff.

[00:14:21]>> I was thinking that, too.

[00:14:22]>> Buff is like a season curly.

[00:14:23]>> Buff's a curly.

[00:14:24]>> Thank god you Thank god you picked something for me.

[00:14:27]>> You have no idea.

[00:14:28]>> No, I was like pissing me off thinking about it. I didn't want to think about it. I'm going to be a stupid waffle fry where every now and then you get one of the ones where it's the outside of the potato and those just [ __ ] suck. You just need ones that don't >> regular waffle fries slap, >> right? Just normal waffle fries. I want them to be good. And really, >> they're the best ones.

[00:14:46]>> Well, waffle fries. I feel like they're very crinkle fries and waffle fries are the best fries and beer battered fries.

[00:14:53]Sho string are the worst.

[00:14:54]>> I like I like Oh, no. There used to be this fish and shift place near me and they would do these like >> What about like sweet potato fries?

[00:15:06]>> Sorry, Katie. Go ahead.

[00:15:08]>> Continue, >> Katie. I think we're on I think we got a lag between us.

[00:15:13]>> I think we do.

[00:15:15]>> Yeah, this episode.

[00:15:20]Okay. Well, there was a there used to be fish and chip place near me that did these really thick fries that were like 3/4 of an inch thick and they were like big long rectangles and they were got like sea salt and like rosemary but they were also really crispy. They weren't steak but they were more than that. It was like it was like they took a >> cuz steak fry is like is like half an inch thick at most. This was like three like 3/4 to an inch thick like they were like basically kind of like a potato wedge but they weren't mushy on the inside. They were just oh my god they were insane.

[00:15:50]The body was insane.

[00:15:51]>> Okay, that might be fire. Maybe >> sounds good.

[00:15:53]>> But it's weird. But it's good.

[00:15:55]>> I don't like that.

[00:15:57]>> Would you rather be able to >> fly or breathe underwater?

[00:16:01]>> Man, K is a horrible time for your connection to fly or breathe underwater.

[00:16:06]No, I'm flying because water I'm not going to be able to see.

[00:16:09]>> [ __ ] about going under water.

[00:16:10]>> I put on a [ __ ] helmet so I can get through the field of bugs up in the sky and any other [ __ ] that I have to worry about. But like breathe under water. Like what am I going to do? Go in like just some like a clear pool or like because like out in the ocean [ __ ] I don't know. I don't I don't want to.

[00:16:28]>> Girl, I can play mermaids in the [ __ ] pool.

[00:16:31]>> I can just go scuba diving.

[00:16:32]>> Yeah, >> there you go. Yeah.

[00:16:35]>> I want to go scuba diving now.

[00:16:37]>> You're most likely to be the mermaid of the group. I'm just saying it. I'm just calling it out. It doesn't see Oh, yeah.

[00:16:42]It's you.

[00:16:42]>> Oh, absolutely. When I was a kid, that was one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

[00:16:45]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:16:46]>> Yeah.

[00:16:48]Oh, yeah.

[00:16:49]>> Yeah. I wanted to be a mermaid.

[00:16:51]>> Wow. Obviously.

[00:16:52]>> Hey, what did you learn on uh Vichy Banter episode 74? Well, they really like French fries and pretending. And they also want to be mermaids just like me.

[00:17:05]>> They wanted to be a mermaid when they were five.

[00:17:08]>> I still want to be a mermaid, but only when I want to.

[00:17:11]>> This isn't helping allegations.

[00:17:14]>> Can we make it a search? If you look up Shyun, if you look up Shy Bun allegations, >> can you [ __ ] do that? What the What the [ __ ] >> It just you just look it just look it up and it just says Shy is actually not gay.

[00:17:32]>> Dude, you can make that happen. If we all tweeted the phrase Shy allegations and had everyone reply to it and say Shy allegations, it would eventually become a search thing.

[00:17:40]>> It would I think that would I think of all of us, I think that would [ __ ] Shia up the most. I don't want to do that.

[00:17:46]Oh, candy.

[00:17:47]>> What?

[00:17:48]>> Yeah. What? That' probably be the most do that.

[00:17:52]>> Yeah. As in the person most affected by not the most person. I don't want to talk about who's going to get allig no allegations. The alligators.

[00:18:00]>> Shy bun alligators.

[00:18:01]>> I think we're all too nice for that.

[00:18:03]TBH.

[00:18:06]>> Oh, Candy. That's okay. I would just have to come up with something for you then afterwards if that's what we're doing. I feel like that's a toxic slope.

[00:18:14]We don't need to do that.

[00:18:15]>> That's very toxic. Let's not.

[00:18:17]>> Yeah, you're right. We should do it in a non-toxic way where we just kind of do it for fun and say it's just a prank.

[00:18:22]>> Shy bun music.

[00:18:23]>> It's just a prank. You mean it's just a prank, bro?

[00:18:25]>> Huh?

[00:18:26]>> There you go.

[00:18:26]>> That's the nice word. Shiaun music.

[00:18:29]>> Shyun.

[00:18:30]>> I'm pretty sure Google search is probably like Shyabun gay. It's probably already a thing. I don't >> so bad right now. There was a meme that was like uh like last year or something where people were doing like what's the most things that like what what comes up for like Google search when you put like you know buff blah blah like you know just what what auto shun twitch >> try bun v2 shy bun face and shy bun cup that's >> okay sick >> that's what the autofills are >> okay >> cup oh >> yeah oh yeah the cup >> yeah gamer cup >> gamer subs cup gamer sumps >> gamer sumps gamer sumps So, >> I got eye candy face. I candy cute. I candy boyfriend. I candy gender.

[00:19:14]>> Okay, >> mystery.

[00:19:17]>> That's a good one.

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[00:19:57]>> Buff literally showed a picture of me on her stream.

[00:20:00]>> I did. I shy. So, >> yeah. Like she wasn't joking at all. It was just it was just a picture of me.

[00:20:06]>> Yeah.

[00:20:06]>> I saw you retweet that the other day and I was like, "What the fuck?" You >> know, I always do that just to like remind people. Just to remind people.

[00:20:14]I'm like, "Hey, this here's just like a picture of me >> just so you know."

[00:20:18]>> And I always get like people replying with like really interesting comments that are a roller coaster.

[00:20:23]>> Yeah. I always post a picture of myself because like I'm like if there's going to be a picture of me out there, I want it to be one that I look good in.

[00:20:29]>> That's always my my logic. a good one, I guess.

[00:20:32]>> Yeah. Like if you want to see a picture of me, like there is one of the pictures I posted. I'm lagging out. I'll be there soon, guys. I'll keep one of the pictures that you posted.

[00:20:42]>> One of the pictures you posted.

[00:20:43]>> Oh, sorry. No, on my side, you guys went like dead silent and I was like, I'm sure I'm talking over people right now.

[00:20:49]Okay. Um >> uh one of the pictures I posted was that [ __ ] J Schllight uh Yasifi filter face and then people use that as my like this is what Ky looks like. And I'm like, "Yeah, the one that's like a super like bronzed like >> mogging face and I'm like, "Yeah, that's that's totally what I look like." And I look at it, it's like I look like a cat.

[00:21:08]Like absolutely catfish.

[00:21:10]>> Funny.

[00:21:11]>> Yeah.

[00:21:11]>> I love it when I show my face to chat.

[00:21:13]>> God, I love it.

[00:21:14]>> Whenever I show my chat my face, they're like, "You're hotter than I thought you would be." And I feel like that's a pretty universal experience that I have, which I appreciate.

[00:21:22]>> That's every YouTuber, though. That's We literally everyone I can't tell you how many times that we've talked about this and other people talked about this. Like everyone everyone's just hot. Like every VTuber I know is just hot.

[00:21:32]>> Mhm.

[00:21:33]>> I I seriously don't know what goes through people's heads whenever like when you go to a convention and maybe you're meeting like a VTuber for the first time. Like what do you expect?

[00:21:42]Like are they just I I feel Yeah. Like it's got to be like a blob or something that is the like bare minimum of like human anatomy that is like barely surviving a like alive just like yeah hey guy this is me in person but it's just like no everyone you know everyone is living their lives they were doing that before V tubing and they still are you know like it's >> the stereotypes the stereotypes of oh well I bet you're just a a you know old fart and basement and you live in your mom's basement and she brings you pizza and [ __ ] >> None of that [ __ ] ever bothered me like when anybody tried to throw any of those out at at me. Someone came in the other day.

[00:22:28]>> Yeah. Someone came in the other day and I don't even know if it was a I'm I don't even know how to take it because they were just like, >> "Wow, uh what do you you just need to get out of here and get a life and stop [ __ ] twinks or something like that."

[00:22:42]And I was just like, I ignored it because they got like banned immediately. Like my mod took them away.

[00:22:46]And then later I was just like, "Did that guy just tell me to stop [ __ ] twinks?" I'm like, "Guys," I'M LIKE, "CHAD, DID THEY JUST SAY THAT?" AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I think they told you to stop being uh happy and gay." And I was like, "Okay." All right. I'm like that.

[00:22:58]>> Where's that rule?

[00:23:00]>> Is that a Was that an insult? I'm like, >> seems great to me.

[00:23:05]>> I think the funniest insult that I always see where somebody will come into Twitch chat and they'll be like, "Get a job." And I'm like, I'm literally doing it in front of your face.

[00:23:15]>> This is like this is like the job.

[00:23:17]>> Okay.

[00:23:17]>> It's because they haven't spent the time and effort to put in that the same that you've you have within this position to qualify it as a job because they think of it as I'm just logging on my computer and I hit go live. That's it. That's done. You do nothing. No extra additional effort. Nothing. You know, >> to double down on the funny thing people say when they come in chat say get a job. When I play house flipper, I had this guy come in and be like, "Why don't you just flip a house in real life?" And I was like, "Yeah, man. That's so true.

[00:23:43]Why should >> Yeah, that's so fun.

[00:23:45]>> Yeah.

[00:23:45]>> Wow. Yeah.$100,000 to like buy like a shitty house and then like another $100,000. So, do we do it?"

[00:23:54]>> Yeah. And the guy who would come in and critique my Sims builds.

[00:23:59]>> Yeah.

[00:24:00]>> What?

[00:24:00]>> Yeah. I when I would build houses in the Sims, this guy would cut like there was some guy he came in for a little bit, but I think he ended up being bent. But he'd be like, "Um, the foundations you put down don't really make sense with like the the slope of the wall and like there's not really good drainage on this house. Like the roofs kind of like it was like is Oh my god, dude. Dude, it was just >> Was it the video game you were playing?

[00:24:23]>> The Sims."

[00:24:24]>> The Sims. Yeah. Was it The Sims?

[00:24:26]>> Yeah.

[00:24:27]>> Yeah.

[00:24:28]>> Yeah.

[00:24:28]>> Yeah.

[00:24:31]Yeah, that's cool. I was putting in draws and wall sockets and stuff and >> Yeah, I'm glad that you're playing architect in the [ __ ] Sims, bro.

[00:24:38]>> Those are the kinds of people that you need to tell that go outside and flip a house, >> buddy. Sounds like you got a lot of life experience. Why don't you go out and do that yourself? Like, >> holy [ __ ] >> That's Yeah, that's crazy. People People come in and say the wildest things, man.

[00:24:54]That could be a segment of just like first- time chatters say the wildest things, you know? I was just like, "Oh man, I wish I wish there was like a collection of them." Wait, >> dude. I have a collection. I literally have like I think like a hundred in a saved folder and I was going to make like a wall of them >> cuz they're really good.

[00:25:09]>> Yeah.

[00:25:11]>> One time I had somebody come in and I was just talking a lot and I was screaming and all that as I do and they said their first time message was, "Keep your mouth open. I'm almost done." And I was like, >> "Oh, okay. That's pretty good."

[00:25:25]>> Okay.

[00:25:25]>> I've had I've had that. See, I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE I WOULD HAVE MADE SOME like really [ __ ] up noise. I would have been like >> I'm pretty sure I did something. I just can't remember what it was.

[00:25:37]>> Just like bite teeth.

[00:25:38]>> Bring it closer.

[00:25:40]>> I'm going to bite it off.

[00:25:47]>> Yeah.

[00:25:48]>> I don't get it. People can come in from anywhere, anytime, say whatever they want, and they could just die on that hill or just like ride it. Like it's just >> Well, I TELL SHIA THIS WHOLE TIME. I was like, imagine imagine being on the internet because I've never Okay, so I've never had this experience because I've always like done something on the internet where it's been like art or streaming or whatever, but I was like, imagine being able to go on the internet and just be anonymous and just like say whatever. I'm like, I've never experienced that.

[00:26:12]>> What that's like?

[00:26:13]>> I I could never fathom what that's like because I've never done that.

[00:26:17]>> Imagine being pool guy 57. Nobody car like no one, you know, sorry if you're listening, but nobody cares about pool guy 57. Oh no, HE'S NOT GOING TO COME IN and he's going to be like, "OH MAN, >> I HOPE SOMEBODY in the YouTube comments is named pool guy 57." I hope so so badly.

[00:26:38]>> If there's a pool guy 57 comment, I will I'll I'll pin it down below. But >> and I'm sorry for everything. I'm just saying I'm just throwing out a random name.

[00:26:50]>> Shucks.

[00:26:52]>> But yeah, I've always like anonymity.

[00:26:54]Yeah, I've always done that.

[00:26:55]>> It's like it's like scrolling through Tik Tok and then seeing people just be like, "Hey, just move to a new apartment. Here's look at my key and then here's my apartment behind me." And I'm like, "Oh my god, I would >> I would never do that.

[00:27:08]>> Never do that.

[00:27:08]>> Never.

[00:27:11]>> Here's all the pictures of the inside and everything. I plan on doing it with it. And here's my public Facebook account." It's like, >> what are you looking at, Candy?

[00:27:19]>> Um, >> I'm looking at my spread of first time messages. One of them is if you swallow your own [ __ ] are you a cannibal?

[00:27:27]>> That's a good question.

[00:27:28]>> I wouldn't say cannibal.

[00:27:30]>> You're not a cannibal cuz you're it's you, right? Like, can you be a cannibal of yourself?

[00:27:34]>> I also like this one.

[00:27:34]>> Yeah, I guess if you ate your own flesh.

[00:27:36]>> No, you just wouldn't be vegan, right?

[00:27:38]That's like the >> That's I guess true as well.

[00:27:41]>> Veganism is I think it's like something about consent cuz humans can consent to having this stuff. So, if you like >> this one's going to be interesting to listen to.

[00:27:50]>> Can you drink drink a drink and then burp? It's for a challenge. It's okay if you can't though.

[00:27:55]>> Thanks, man.

[00:27:56]>> My favorite British streamer, I candy.

[00:27:59]>> Oh, yes.

[00:28:00]>> Yeah, that's a good one.

[00:28:01]>> Anyway, I I'm sure we could play the rest of them just say dominate me or like [ __ ] me and I'm like, okay. All right.

[00:28:07]>> Oh, um, okay.

[00:28:09]>> Dude, in the Dagger Heart one shot, Tim kept calling me a do like dominatrix or slash like implying that my character like my vibe was a dominatrix and I was like, I am >> just being myself. You see what you want to see, man.

[00:28:24]I don't know.

[00:28:24]>> Projection.

[00:28:25]>> The interesting lim miss. Yeah.

[00:28:26]>> Yeah.

[00:28:27]>> I'll take it.

[00:28:28]>> I was just scrolling through my stuff and I saw one that said, "Hi, titty monster. Nice tits." And then I called them out for it cuz I had fun with doing that. And then they tried to tell me that they [ __ ] their teacher and I was like, "No, you didn't liar. You probably have never seen whoever the [ __ ] you're making up in your mind. Shut up, >> dumb dumb.

[00:28:47]>> Ain't no way."

[00:28:48]>> Yeah. Children have the access to the internet. So, you know, sometimes they, you know, >> that's why they get banned.

[00:28:54]>> It's close to I like your method of calling out individuals to ban when you pull up like the the ranges. Yeah.

[00:29:03]>> There was this one that came in. It was like, no one will ever see in this chat cuz it's going so fast that I have a parasocial relationship with Rose. And then I put it on the screen and I was like, you know, I can see your entire chat logs, right? Like, you know, I see everything. And I put the thing on the screen and I scroll through and they're like, and I was like, yeah. So, can you explain why you have a parasocial relationship with me? Cuz I was I was genuinely curious why the [ __ ] they said that. And then they were like, "No, I didn't say that. Just go back to stream." And I'm like, "This is I It's my [ __ ] stream. This is my stream.

[00:29:32]What do you mean, sir?"

[00:29:35]>> I I miss forever ago, I had a voice activated thing called voice attack, and I would be able to say like, "What's a weird question we've been asked?" And it would just read first time messages to me or weird like like, "Are you Australian?" or like, "Do you like fart?" or I I used to like manually write out I I lost it somewhere in all the moves on my computers and stuff and then because of like AI I didn't want people >> assuming that I had like an like it was an AI thing cuz it was just literally text to speech like a as if like a Microsoft Sam equivalent but >> I had to like program like I could I had a bunch of interactions and stuff set up where I could like if I said a certain thing it sounded like we're having a conversation but it was all like automated >> but um >> I remember that you used to have Amara too right? Yeah.

[00:30:18]>> Yeah, that was Amara. Yeah, that's >> turn up the suction to 10%.

[00:30:25]>> Suck me off literally.

[00:30:27]>> Yeah.

[00:30:28]>> God, >> I have like >> take the spit on it. Turn up the stroke level to 30%.

[00:30:37]>> I Yeah, that's literally >> Amara and Remy.

[00:30:41]>> Oh, >> yeah. Amara.

[00:30:43]>> No, no. I made myself a mechanic girlfriend who's my who belong who was mine. But you know cuz we can do whatever you like.

[00:30:55]>> It's true. Do >> I don't know. It's >> true.

[00:30:57]>> Do cuz >> do you guys have like any NPCs like or like you know just characters in your law that you've you have made out the ranks that aren't the pups or the buns or the that aren't them?

[00:31:09]>> No. Um, the only person that I had was uh people called him Dave, which was the the the smoky skull guy that ended up like taking over me in your little swamp thing.

[00:31:20]>> Um, other than that >> though, I don't think so. I I think that's like the only one that I had that was like somewhat relevant. Oh, and Mr. Poop Bag Man. Um, there was a So, there was a >> Can't forget him.

[00:31:34]>> Can't forget him. In my campsite, there was like a like a um sleeping bag and it always like sat up and it had like little red eyes and it was just supposed to be scary cuz it was like October time, but everyone just started calling him poopy bagman. He's like, "Who's poopy bag? What is that? Who is that?"

[00:31:49]And then I ended up like cutting him out and then making him a live TV model. Um and one day I wasn't like feeling well, so I just like would pretend to be poopy Bagman. I had my voice like on like a filter and I was like, "Hey guys, what's going on? I'm Poopy Bagman." And they just talk to him all day. Um and that's the other that's that's Poopy Bagman.

[00:32:05]Um, other than that though, no.

[00:32:07]>> The closest I have is my chat is obsessed with the door in my arcade and they call him Doron, >> but he >> doron like like >> Doron >> instead of or whatever.

[00:32:21]>> Come >> Doron.

[00:32:23]>> Cuz I my experience is that I I made each of you like an adversary in the past for narrative purposes. I don't know. I feel like it'd be fun to have like a more fleshed out world and like have more like story stuff. I don't know.

[00:32:38]>> Wow, Candy. It's like you can uh do debuts and uh and like make lore and like put that all together and like do all that. That sounds really cool. Feel like that candy thoughts, >> you know? That's why I tell Rose all the time. It'd be really cool if we just, you know, put the lore in the bag. Put the lore in the bag and give it to me and then put on the site.

[00:32:57]>> Need some stuff.

[00:32:59]>> Okay.

[00:33:00]I'm waiting for it.

[00:33:02]>> I am. The little Chikawa style model was really cute. I thought the crayon was actually changing dynamically based on the color you picked, but then I realized that you just had like toggles.

[00:33:10]>> Yeah, >> I thought it was like >> Yeah, but the background too that I made >> that be cool if you could actually your your labs are in the background and [ __ ] >> Yeah, Chad was very excited about the background cuz I was showing them. They were like, "Yes, we get to finally see the graveyard. We get to see what it looks like." And they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." Yeah, which >> I don't know if Shri put it up on the website yet, but >> I didn't send the full res things. I don't think so. I need to >> Oh, you got to send it to Shia ones that are meant for that.

[00:33:37]>> I was going to say, yeah, you'll have to send this away. Okay, which >> which >> which if you haven't already from last week, we announced that Candi's book is now up for pre-order. And it's been on the website. It's up there now. It's been there since last week. You got to go check it out. Go to vubon.com. Scroll down and on top bottom right. It says >> I do.

[00:34:02]>> It says pre-order Candy's book right now. Click on it.

[00:34:07]>> What? It's only like 3.99.

[00:34:08]>> 3.99.

[00:34:09]>> It's $3.99 for the Yeah. for the ebook.

[00:34:11]And then I'm hoping to have physical copies for pre-order soon cuz I know a lot of people are waiting for the physical copies. And then I've talked about this before because everyone was like, "Well, why don't you just do like a signed version or why don't you do like a like a like a special edition?" And I was like, "My priority, my priority." And this is the same thing kind of with streaming as well as a VTuber. I just like to get my hands dirty, get out there, and then once I have examples of what I'm like, then do more special event type stuff. I feel like coming out as a creator, unless I was like with a publisher or something or I had like some I don't know. I don't have any examples of my work for people to read. So, I don't want to be like here's a $50 version of my book day one. Like I feel like that's something you build up to. Though I get and I appreciate the the interest because again people have been like you should do >> get fit to do it as merch and I'm like that's a great idea that doesn't >> Yeah.

[00:35:04]>> Yeah. I feel like um when it comes to like signing stuff or whatever, people in the Vubing sphere are very already like, "Oh, I'm going to see you and then I'm going to get like an autograph."

[00:35:12]Like that's just how it's going to be.

[00:35:14]Like I just going to see you. So like they I don't think that they register that when it comes to like a book signing. It's like a little different.

[00:35:19]Like you need to have like the repertoire first and then >> and then you go do that, you know?

[00:35:24]>> Yeah. I think Yeah. Yeah, cuz I just I It's just really expensive cuz then I'd have to cuz also like me logistically getting stuff overseas and like shipping cuz it would it would baseline just be so expensive to do cuz it'd be like minimum 20 bucks to like ship a book from where I am if I was to sign it. And then there's like there's like I don't know there's there's options but again and this is something for me and maybe everyone else can relate but I feel like I'm very >> inclined to scope creep or be like oh I could do this and this and this but I'm like no I'm really trying to be disciplined and be like I am just specifically releasing this book on this day going to be ebook. It's going to be >> available through like it's on the Barnes & Noble website which is cool.

[00:36:03]>> Um I don't know >> that's pretty sick all the time.

[00:36:07]>> Yeah.

[00:36:09]Yeah, it ends up in actual physical bookstores and stuff potentially.

[00:36:14]>> Dude, I told I told Candy that I would love to see it in the airport. I think it would be really fun to walk through the airport and be like, "Oh, Candy's B.

[00:36:20]>> Candy's book.

[00:36:21]>> Candy B airport."

[00:36:23]>> That'd be cool.

[00:36:24]>> That would be cool. I'd love to see that.

[00:36:25]>> That would be cool. Would be pretty cool.

[00:36:27]>> Everyone go pre-order now.

[00:36:29]>> Yeah. And I was going to say, speaking of meeting us guys, we'll be at the con at the end of this month. Uh so if you guys are going to MCON, >> True.

[00:36:37]And then we'll also have I think we have a live uh podcast episode again. So we're gonna >> We have a live podcast episode. So if you're listening to this, you have to come watch us in person.

[00:36:46]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:36:46]>> Yeah. You come.

[00:36:47]>> If you're gonna be in Momocon, >> come period.

[00:36:51]>> Come >> come see us at Momocon for live uh episode. And also the live episode will probably be uploaded again on uh the fansly slash uh YouTube members um like the last one. So >> true.

[00:37:02]>> And then whenever we come out with a new set, we'll release them to the public.

[00:37:06]out.

[00:37:07]>> God, I'm so excited. The new set.

[00:37:09]>> Me, too.

[00:37:09]>> So good.

[00:37:10]>> You can watch our previous uh live panel >> episode that's uh available on our behind the scenes on the Vichond Fancy page as well as the YouTube members on uh the uh Vichond YouTube channel where all these episodes come out. Um in case you're listening to this on like a different, you know, Spotify, Apple, or like whatever, you know. Yeah.

[00:37:33]>> Yeah.

[00:37:34]>> What's that, Candy?

[00:37:35]What >> was that, Candy?

[00:37:37]>> So, it's you said once we release the once we debut the official new set that we're going to make the episodes public.

[00:37:44]Is that true?

[00:37:46]>> Probably.

[00:37:47]>> So, it's like an early access if you pay for it. That's nice.

[00:37:50]>> Yeah.

[00:37:51]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:37:52]>> Candy. That's what we do. Candy tried it at all.

[00:37:55]>> Is that nice?

[00:37:56]>> I just are excited to see it. There's weekly behind the scenes posted on the Vichon fansly behind the It's weekly.

[00:38:05]>> Yeah, it's weekly.

[00:38:06]>> Weekly, >> weekly, >> weekly, >> weekly.

[00:38:10]>> I wasn't questioning that part. I was just saying that it's I just know there was concerns from people being like, I can't afford to the membership or whatever. So, it's just it's like early access.

[00:38:20]>> Most things will be most things will be public.

[00:38:22]>> Um the only things that are like private things that we can't show on like YouTube and stuff >> like candies. the sex stuff.

[00:38:29]>> No, I always listen I always say to chat I'm like Buff and Shia do so much. I was like Rose and I are like little Nepo babies. I get carried around by them. I I hype you up all the time. Even though people a while ago said that they were like >> thanks guys.

[00:38:46]>> Thanks and I work hard. We try. We want it to be good.

[00:38:50]>> We want it to be good.

[00:38:51]>> You make it good.

[00:38:53]>> It's so good.

[00:38:53]>> Thanks guys. I'm so proud of us.

[00:38:58]That's it.

[00:38:59]>> That's all.

[00:39:01]>> Little pats on the back all around.

[00:39:04]>> Slaps and oh hey, I'm back at it again with another ad, but instead of this being an ad, it is more of a, "Hey guys, you should go check out Candy's book." Candy came out with a book. Uh, it is on pre-order right now. It's for $3.99.

[00:39:20]It's very cheap. We are really proud of Candy. Kenny has been working on this book for like a really long time and we are hoping that Candy can do more of their passions when it comes to uh writing and all this other stuff. So, we're really excited for Candy for releasing a book finally and I hope many more to come in the future. If you would like to go check out Candy's book, here's the link. Um I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I'm sure the editor will put it here on the screen and go check it out. It's for an ebook and I think that they will also be doing hard covers uh at some point here soon. And the cool thing is is that we go to a lot of conventions. So, if you ever wanted Candy to potentially sign a book, uh, you can in the future when you get the hard cover. So, go check out Candy's book. We're very proud of Candy and hopefully we get to do more cool stuff with you guys. Back to the podcast episode right now.

[00:40:04]>> Yo, who's ready for my little um little activity today? Not like crazy activity, but at least I have I have something. I have a particular set of questions.

[00:40:15]>> Do you know you want to know what they are?

[00:40:17]>> I do.

[00:40:18]>> Are they going to make me angry? Um, no.

[00:40:21]I I don't know. I guess we'll see.

[00:40:24]>> One moment first.

[00:40:25]>> I want you to get angry.

[00:40:27]>> No, it's not. I'm not going to rage again.

[00:40:30]>> No, you're not going to rage. But I have questions that are >> I think we went over that another episode, didn't we?

[00:40:42]>> Yeah.

[00:40:44]>> I have questions. Well, that was the >> moral dilemmas.

[00:40:49]>> Okay. Okay. Like like the trolley.

[00:40:51]>> Yeah. Basically. Yeah. Yeah. Kill everybody that are like the trolley problem.

[00:40:56]>> Everyone's dead.

[00:40:57]>> Everybody, including me. Everyone's dead.

[00:41:00]>> I I untie the one person, put them on the track where the train is going with everybody else. And then I also tie myself down to the tracks and I kill myself.

[00:41:07]>> And everybody Yes. We're all gone.

[00:41:10]>> We're all done. I don't like this game.

[00:41:13]Is that the answer?

[00:41:15]>> Here's a question.

[00:41:17]>> Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:41:17]>> This is Okay. This is all hypothetical.

[00:41:20]None of it's actually happening. So, I'm just saying >> just just asking >> that you're starting with that.

[00:41:26]>> If Okay. Because I don't I don't remember all of these cuz I wrote them down before and I just want I'm like reviewing them down. But, okay. If you hit someone with your car and nobody saw it, would you stop if it meant going to jail?

[00:41:43]question. I have a question. Rose's mouth is just like a gape. Like just But it makes you kind of think like, you know what?

[00:41:50]>> Where am I hitting them?

[00:41:52]>> Uh, were you hitting them? Say they're crossing the crosswalk and you hit them.

[00:41:56]I would not say I'm not hitting their car. Like I'm like physically hitting them.

[00:42:01]>> You hit someone >> that was crossing like the way. You hit them. They fell to the ground. You don't know if they're dead or not. But nobody saw it. They wouldn't remember. No, nothing. You don't know if they're dead or alive. But would you stop if it meant going to jail?

[00:42:17]>> That happened to my sister and they didn't stop.

[00:42:20]>> Yeah, >> that happened to me and they actually they did stop. Never mind.

[00:42:24]>> No, they didn't stop. They >> Yeah, because I don't want to be able to live a life being like chased by the guil guilt of being caught eventually >> kind of cop, >> right? I was going to say >> I wouldn't be able to go to sleep at night.

[00:42:36]>> And also like >> I wouldn't either. And also, what if they're alive? I want to help them.

[00:42:40]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:42:42]>> Plus, maybe that'll help me not go to jail as long.

[00:42:45]>> Yeah. I don't think I'm that evil to where like I'm I'm a little evil, but like what when it comes to other people, I'm more worried about other people than myself. So like if I hit somebody like >> I think Jay I can't sleep at night.

[00:42:58]>> I go on I that this is not >> dude.

[00:43:02]>> I really don't think it would be. There was one time I was driving home from college and a rabbit bumped into my car and it hopped away after. But I still think about it and it's been a long time since that. So I'm imagining doing something like that to a person. I can't do that.

[00:43:18]>> Okay. But like what if you were >> lightly inebriated? So it like elevated the sentence. So it means that you're probably going to be in jail for the rest of your life. Would you stop?

[00:43:32]I'm going to get me a hot lesbian in prison to take care of me. Then >> if I'm making the choice to drink drive, then yeah, then I get then me and my evil twist.

[00:43:42]>> They probably deserve that. Put me evil.

[00:43:47]>> Yeah, I should evil. I should put that in my toodachi. Drinking and driving.

[00:43:52]>> That's a good one. Do it, too. Yeah.

[00:43:53]Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:43:54]>> That's a good I would be able to write so many books in jail.

[00:43:56]>> What's your favorite activity? Drinking and driving.

[00:43:59]I have another question.

[00:44:01]>> Okay.

[00:44:02]>> If you Okay.

[00:44:05]>> If you had to eat one of your friends to survive, who would it be and why?

[00:44:10]>> Candy. Cuz Candy's ass is so [ __ ] fat. I guarantee that there's like It's going to be so [ __ ] juicy.

[00:44:17]>> I could probably survive off of one of these survive on for like a week or two.

[00:44:20]>> Yeah, Kenny's has fat tits, too. Like I could survive off of those.

[00:44:23]>> Is it one of us four or is it one of our friends? One of your Oh, I guess one of your >> Oh, I guess we're not friends. Rose is only here for the the work. I get it. I would eat Ross.

[00:44:32]>> [ __ ] up here.

[00:44:35]>> I'm so tired of it. Stop. No, I'm asking because >> good to eat.

[00:44:40]>> If I can avoid eating one of you guys.

[00:44:41]>> No, Ross would not be good to eat because he's like a chicken. He's like a chicken. I'm barely getting the meat off.

[00:44:47]>> Listen, listen, listen. I'm I'm asking because I don't want to kill any of you.

[00:44:51]Do I get the option of eating someone else?

[00:44:53]>> That's not the question. That's what I'm asking. If you had to eat one of your friends to survive, who would it be and why?

[00:44:59]>> I said Candy.

[00:45:00]>> This is just going to be Royce. Picking the friend she likes least.

[00:45:03]>> Just you could just eat me. It's fine.

[00:45:05]>> YEAH.

[00:45:06]>> Someone anyway.

[00:45:07]>> Yeah, literally.

[00:45:08]>> I'm just saying. I'm going to eat Kenny's ass and boobs.

[00:45:11]>> IF I [ __ ] BOT, IT'S going to be Shia.

[00:45:14]>> The thing >> I'm actually >> I was going to say based on who tastes I think Shia would taste the best.

[00:45:20]>> Oh, yeah. Shia would be really good at cooking.

[00:45:22]>> Oh, true. Okay. Yeah. I know Buff's the answer then.

[00:45:26]>> Unfortunately, I think Buff I think that I think that if you were alive to cook yourself, I would pick you, >> but because you would be dead, I have to pick Buff.

[00:45:35]>> Oh, okay. Gotcha. All right.

[00:45:37]>> Yeah.

[00:45:38]>> No, actually, I'm going to go Rose because Buff is too stressed and the meat's going to be tough. You look so proud of baby things. What?

[00:45:46]>> Yeah, I take I take fibro pills and it [ __ ] my my immune or my nervous system up. Would that make my meat tougher? It shocks my nervous system every day.

[00:45:54]>> Is meat just Is meat just muscle?

[00:45:56]>> Yeah, >> is meat.

[00:45:58]>> Muscle, right? Yeah.

[00:46:00]>> I would let you guys carve off pieces of my butt cheeks to survive.

[00:46:04]>> That's good.

[00:46:04]>> Well, then makes more sense anyway because you're so muscular if I'm eating candy because candy's butt cheeks are going to last me a [ __ ] lifetime.

[00:46:12]>> That's true. We could carve off a mountain and we'd still have some left over.

[00:46:15]>> Dude, I got the [ __ ] shutoer board over here.

[00:46:17]>> [ __ ] Shut board. Shuterie board. I do walk everywhere. I can't drive, so there's like that aspect. I do walk a lot.

[00:46:27]>> Yeah, >> I'm like a herbivore.

[00:46:31]>> I'm getting some firm meat over here, man.

[00:46:35]>> Sh, can you stop being gay or pretending to be gay to eat candy?

[00:46:38]>> Sorry, my bad.

[00:46:39]>> Thank you.

[00:46:40]>> My bad. Sorry. I let that slip out a little bit. My irrational like uh lust for vagina.

[00:46:48]>> Vagina.

[00:46:52]can have it.

[00:46:53]>> I love that meme where it's like, "Gulp, is that your pussy?"

[00:46:57]>> Oh my god.

[00:46:58]>> Yeah.

[00:46:58]>> Do I I I keep doing your [ __ ] Are you going to finish that?

[00:47:04]>> Gulp.

[00:47:06]>> Gulp.

[00:47:08]>> All right.

[00:47:09]>> So, what do you think? Do you like these questions?

[00:47:10]>> I do. I want more.

[00:47:12]>> Do they upset you?

[00:47:13]>> No. I think they're fun.

[00:47:14]>> No, not yet.

[00:47:14]>> Okay. I want to hear this from Rose.

[00:47:17]>> From hypothetically, of course.

[00:47:19]Hypothetically.

[00:47:20]>> Hypothetically, what's the best way to dispose of a body?

[00:47:25]>> Hypothetically.

[00:47:26]>> Oh, that's easy.

[00:47:27]>> Oh, that's scary. Yeah, go ahead.

[00:47:30]>> You cook them and feed them to people.

[00:47:33]>> You >> I'm sorry. Are you doing like Facebook Marketplace like come pick up my chunks of meat in a bag kind of selling method or like what do you >> do the thing that they did in Breaking Bad? Yeah.

[00:47:44]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, except except not the way they did it.

[00:47:47]But it doesn't better than they did cuz they did it stupid.

[00:47:50]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:47:52]>> Okay, we're on the same page. Can I just It is kind of scary how like popular that was and how it showed like a reasonable way to actually do something like that.

[00:48:02]>> Hypothetically, >> I'm just going to eat them.

[00:48:05]>> That's what I said. But then I decided that the >> No, I'm going to eat them. I'm not going to give it to people.

[00:48:10]I'm going to eat them because if I have it in my house and I'm in my house for like 2 months and I'm eating them, no one's going to know I ate them.

[00:48:17]>> Step one, international waters. Step two.

[00:48:20]>> Mhm.

[00:48:21]>> That's it. Just take them in international waters.

[00:48:24]>> Step one, go on a cruise. Step two.

[00:48:26]That's it.

[00:48:27]>> Guys, do you want to go on the poop cruise with me? I promise I won't do >> I don't want to go on the poop cruise.

[00:48:33]No, I don't want to go on the poop cruise.

[00:48:35]>> The poop cruise.

[00:48:37]>> I don't want to do Northern line only my answer for that.

[00:48:41]>> I was just I figured that you've thought about it before honestly.

[00:48:44]>> Is that why the Northern Line?

[00:48:48]>> Yeah, I was going to say is that why you canceled his [ __ ] cruise ship? Is it thought it was going to be like a poop cruise number three or whatever?

[00:48:54]>> Huh?

[00:48:54]>> What?

[00:48:55]>> I don't know.

[00:48:57]>> No one's trying to answer me.

[00:48:58]>> Why are you confused about what you said?

[00:48:59]>> Which >> Oh my god. I don't think I northern like >> That's fine. There's another question. I just didn't hear the words.

[00:49:08]>> Hear the words.

[00:49:09]>> Fine.

[00:49:10]>> I heard.

[00:49:10]>> Do you think that Northern Lion cancelled his cruise cuz he didn't want it to be poop cruise three?

[00:49:15]>> I didn't even know we had a cruise.

[00:49:17]>> Okay.

[00:49:17]>> There's a poop cruise, too.

[00:49:19]>> Wait, was there a poop cruise, too?

[00:49:21]>> Uh, well, it was Okay. It wasn't a It wasn't a poop cruise. It was like a a six-month cruise or whatever. Ended up kind of like lowkey poop cruise.

[00:49:29]>> Yeah.

[00:49:30]>> But I would cancel that, too. That sounds >> That's so gross. I don't like that.

[00:49:34]Rose, have you did you watch the poop?

[00:49:36]>> It's fine. Chat would have laughed. It's fine. Chat would have omega. They would have and they would have went like, "Haha, that's so funny." Buff, you're so funny. So good.

[00:49:44]>> They were live when they watched the episode.

[00:49:46]>> I live under a rock. I didn't know.

[00:49:49]>> All right. Next question.

[00:49:50]>> Okay. Wait. I have one that might I feel like this one's easier to to answer just because I'm already thinking of my answer. So, you find out that your best friend committed a serious crime. Let's say a federal crime 10 years ago, but nobody was hurt. Do you turn them in?

[00:50:06]>> No. Why the [ __ ] would I turn them in?

[00:50:08]No.

[00:50:08]>> Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too.

[00:50:09]Cuz like if my best friend told me they're like, "Yo, 10 years ago, blah, blah, blah, and this with the government, I'd just be like, "Bitch, don't do that." Like, >> 10 years ago and some change, I could have gotten a federal crime for weed.

[00:50:22]Okay? So, like it probably would have been [ __ ] dumb. Okay? So, >> if you weren't picked up after 10 years and like why why would I be like, "Well, guess our friendship ends here. I'm going to turn you in. Like, >> oh my god.

[00:50:33]>> Just cuz it's nonviolent. No one got hurt. Like, >> exactly.

[00:50:36]>> Nobody got part of the premise.

[00:50:38]>> [ __ ] >> Yes. Ooh. Oh, wait. There's a Oh, there's a bunch here. So, so many of them to deal with. Okay, this one is a fire. You can save a child you've never met. Or your dog that you've had for 10 years.

[00:50:54]>> My dog.

[00:50:54]>> My cat.

[00:50:56]>> Or >> I mean, my dog.

[00:50:58]>> Your cat. I forced the child to save the dog. I run >> at gunpoint. You're like showing the gun.

[00:51:04]>> PICK UP THAT DOG.

[00:51:05]>> DO IT NOW.

[00:51:06]>> WELL, UH, >> SORRY, KID.

[00:51:09]>> WELL, first of all, here's my thing is that if I don't know this kid, like I don't know where the [ __ ] they're going to be. I don't know how they are. I don't know what's going to go on. I'm probably going to kill myself trying to find this kid. So, I might as well just I know exactly where my dog. I know what's going on with my dog. I'm going to get my dog.

[00:51:21]>> But the question isn't you have to find the child. You are exiting. I I take it as like you are there's a fire, there's a child next to you, you don't know, and then your dog. Which one do you take? If you only emotionally attached to my dog.

[00:51:35]>> Yeah, my cat.

[00:51:36]>> It would be the same question as if it if it was like at least in my eyes, it would be the same questions as if it was like, oh, if you had a child and would you save your child or some random person's dog? I would say my child because it's my child.

[00:51:48]>> Exactly.

[00:51:48]>> You know what I mean? Like it's like >> it is your child.

[00:51:52]>> Yeah.

[00:51:52]>> Also, if I have the ability to get out, I would say the child. Exactly. Dumbass kid. What the [ __ ] >> This is natural selection.

[00:52:00]>> It's the borrow.

[00:52:03]>> Match selection.

[00:52:04]>> The kid could The kid has more capability of getting out than a dog.

[00:52:08]>> I'm just saying. I'm just saying in my eyes, even if it was rolls reversed, it the thing that matters most to me is the thing that matters most to me. That's I'm being selfish in the fire. Like >> Mhm.

[00:52:18]>> Period. Whether it's a child, dog, I save no one.

[00:52:23]>> I die myself.

[00:52:24]>> I kill myself.

[00:52:28]Okay. I have I have others. They're all to do with like close friend or best friend. I feel I feel like it just wants to like test like how you would react in like these, you know, >> unnatural circumstances. Like if survival required that you betray your closest friend, not hurt them, just betray their trust permanently. Would you >> like survival >> or like >> That's what it says. It says for survival.

[00:52:58]>> It's [ __ ] elaborate scenario.

[00:53:00]>> I think that it's >> like am I in a zombie apocalypse? Like what's happening?

[00:53:04]>> No, they don't get hurt. You just betray. But if it's for survival, like am I in a zombie apocalypse? Like am I going to [ __ ] die if I don't like lie to them? Like is >> correct? You will die. Well, I think it's stu that's a stupid question cuz it's just like if that's really my closest friend, they would understand, >> right? they would understand like if it was for my life >> like hey [ __ ] I have to do this or else I'm going to die kind of situation. You would think that they would understand.

[00:53:34]>> To me if we were to like devalue our trust it would not be forever cuz we would talk about it. It would be like hey I had to do this because I like was going to die.

[00:53:43]>> Yeah.

[00:53:44]>> I would love to see like a a practical application of it. Is it like you cuz Yeah. What situation would you >> have to lie to them to then you get out of it but then they're safe but then can't ever talk to them about it and you're not friends anymore.

[00:53:57]>> Yeah. Like >> see that doesn't really happen with your closest friend cuz that would be your closest friend.

[00:54:02]>> Like it just there's no situation that does that. What >> it reminds me of the collab we had the other day with that [ __ ] teddy bear that Buff had.

[00:54:11]>> Oh my god. I Okay, so we were playing this. It's called It's called uh Scam Line. And there's this one game in the scam line where it's like it's like pick a friend to give the teddy bear to and I got the teddy bear. But context before Shia [ __ ] swindled me. He did like a really bad swindle at the beginning. So I so I caused up like I was like fake yelling at him. I was like I can't believe he [ __ ] did that. Blah blah whatever. So then I was like so after all that I went I went to him and gave him like the plushy. But so I was looking for Shia, but before I found Shia, the first door I opened up with Rose and I saw Rose like turn around and I heard like the faintest like, "Oh."

[00:54:47]And then I slammed the door on her because I was like, "Well, that's not Shia." And I wish I was [ __ ] recording cuz it was so [ __ ] sad cuz I could just hear it was just like, "Oh." And then I just slammed it and then I found Shia and gave it to him like instantly right afterwards.

[00:55:00]>> Yeah. And on my screen it just showed Buff Pup gave Shia a bun the plushy. I was like, >> "Oh." And I started cracking up >> and I called her. I was like, hey, listen.

[00:55:11]>> I know. I was like, I wish you had that recorded. And you were like, I know. Me, too. It was so funny.

[00:55:14]>> God, it would have been so good. In the poison mini game, at one point, Rose called me and and every round that we got the poison, I always drank the color that was Rose's hair color, that teal, and I was like, I drink you every time cuz I know you're safe. And then she was like, ah. And I was like, that's nice.

[00:55:29]The rest of that game, I can't I really suffer with social deception games, especially the one with the voice changer where the only time that I could successfully hide my voice was by talking with like a really like, "Yes, girl." And everyone thought I was Shia.

[00:55:43]>> EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE ME. I WENT BACK and when you call in, you're like, "Hey, how's it going?" Everyone's like, "That's Shia. That's Shia for sure." And then they would hang out so confidently thinking that it was me. And I'm like, >> immediately >> I knew it was Candy instantly. I could tell. I literally called them out. I was like, "Hey, Candy."

[00:56:00]>> Yeah. Well, that's the thing is cuz even if I do an accent, it's like you can tell it's going to be me cuz nobody I can tell my boss's disappointed in me though. That that's like always able to be like, "Hey, Candy.

[00:56:10]>> Hey, Candy."

[00:56:11]>> I I the rest of that game really fun. I just I just struggle with that mini game >> and everyone feels bad for me. So, they just tell me who they are. They're like, "Hey, Candy, it's blonde." I'm like, "Great. Hey." And then I win. Anyway, >> that that round you were the first person I called, but I had no clue who it was. So, my first thing I did was I called and of course everybody's voices are changed and I just said, "Hey, babe." And I just heard you say, "Did you just call me babe?" And you just hung up immediately and I had no clue who it was, but now that I know that it was you, it makes a lot of sense.

[00:56:45]>> Oh my god.

[00:56:46]>> I don't even remember why. I don't remember why I hung up. I think I just panicked.

[00:56:50]>> Yeah.

[00:56:53]That was pretty good. I don't even know if you knew it was me.

[00:56:56]>> I want another question.

[00:56:57]>> Another question. Your sibling confesses that they did something that would destroy their marriage if their partner knew. Do you keep the secret for your sibling?

[00:57:11]>> Yeah, >> you keep the secret.

[00:57:12]>> Depends what it is.

[00:57:14]>> It would destroy their marriage.

[00:57:17]>> Yeah, it just depends what it is, >> dude. I No, that I don't care. That's their decision. I'm not going to destroy their marriage for them. That's their decision. If they want to have a [ __ ] up marriage, >> the one thing is if they were cheating, I could not like avoid telling them because that other person's prone because that other person is now prone to potentially getting STDs and all this other [ __ ] Blah blah blah. So like I'm not going to let >> I thought you meant like they were like I don't know. I thought you meant that they were like doing fraud or something.

[00:57:45]I was like I don't know. Like that's their calling.

[00:57:48]>> I would probably grab my >> I would grab my sister by the shoulder and be like, "You're going to [ __ ] tell them or I'm going to [ __ ] >> Oh yeah, cheating is cheating is different." I I did not That wasn't the first thing I thought of. I thought of like fraud or like stealing.

[00:58:00]>> To me, the worst thing you could do is the cheating.

[00:58:04]>> So that's the biggest worst like destroying thing. Like >> it could be like crimes and stuff like they're like I don't know in their >> in the context of a marriage that's not as bad. I think there's I think there's worse things you could do than cheating personally. But >> okay, if I really think about it, yeah, there's worse things. But like >> yeah, murdering people, but I don't think I I agree though. That's one of those situations that if they were cheating, it would have to be like sibling that be like I you have to talk with them about it or I'm going to. It's like you I'm giving you as a sibling right now. I'm giving you the grace to be able to do that yourself before I do it because I would want someone to tell me >> like cuz that that's just that sucks >> because also if if if you find out about the sibling thing and then later on the partner finds out you knew but you didn't tell the partner then that loops.

[00:58:59]Not that like I have any loyalty to whoever the [ __ ] my partner like my sibling gets with but just >> I don't know.

[00:59:05]>> Yeah, >> maybe I just drop it. I'll just be like, "Hey, did you blah?" and just say it.

[00:59:10]>> That's what I would do. I literally would like that I would literally tell them and be like, "Hey, this is happening." And they'd be like, "What?"

[00:59:14]And I'm like, "Yeah, here's everything.

[00:59:15]Say see you later." I wouldn't talk to them more about it like crying.

[00:59:19]>> I guess that depends on how much you want to stay connected and actually communicate with your sibling, I guess.

[00:59:25]>> Well, I mean, like it would I mean, I'm I'm in the pretext that I already talked to my sibling. I said, "Hey, you're going to tell them or I'm going to tell them." And then the sibling is like, "I'm not going to tell them." And then I go tell them, but I'm not going to sit there and wait around. I'm just going to be like, "Here you go."

[00:59:35]>> Yeah.

[00:59:36]>> See you later. Mhm.

[00:59:37]>> Mhm.

[00:59:38]>> And then I don't have the energy to sit there and talk to you about it. Sorry.

[00:59:40]Like that's your guys' thing.

[00:59:43]>> I feel like I would just be at Christmas and like looking at them when they're like together and and just >> like remissing like them being all happy being like I know.

[00:59:52]>> Yeah.

[00:59:54]>> You like you pulled up on your phone on the TV.

[00:59:56]>> You're like, "Hey guys, look at this."

[00:59:58]>> Whoops. Oops.

[00:59:59]>> Oops. Sorry.

[01:00:00]>> Hey.

[01:00:00]>> Holy.

[01:00:01]>> Had a flashback to one Christmas. My grandma was playing GTA 5 and she was just hitting pedestrians with the car and laughing. Rest in peace.

[01:00:10]>> Get it, Graham. Graham, put a flash.

[01:00:11]>> I love that for her.

[01:00:12]>> I don't know why, but it made me think of that one like whenever GTA 5 came out like it was like a trailer that looked pretty realistic. Like definitely to a grandparent, they wouldn't be able to tell the difference if they weren't like critically thinking about it. Where like kids pulled up a thing and they're like, "Grandma, look at this." said it was just a car that was like flipping through and it ran into people and they panned to the grandmother and she's just like like thinking that it was a real car crash. It was destroying people.

[01:00:38]She's like, "Oh my lord." Like >> she's like, "How can this be aired? This doesn't seem like how are they able to show this?"

[01:00:46]>> Oh, grandma.

[01:00:48]>> Oh, grim groom.

[01:00:49]>> Yeah. Oh, grand.

[01:00:52]>> More questions. More questions.

[01:00:55]Um, you're stranded in the wilderness with your best friend.

[01:01:03]>> Kill me.

[01:01:03]>> They break their leg.

[01:01:06]>> You can carry them slowly and risk both dying or leave them and probably survive alone. What do you do?

[01:01:14]>> Nah, I'm dying with them. [ __ ] it.

[01:01:16]>> I'm dragging them.

[01:01:17]>> Yeah, >> who [ __ ] cares, dude. If I'm in there already, we're both we're both dumb.

[01:01:21]like taking their shirt off, making a sling out of it, and I'm dragging them by walking backwards with them. No, they're coming with me.

[01:01:27]>> Like, they're gonna find your bodies and be like, "Wow, you can tell they were like taking care of each other till the end, and it's going to be really nice."

[01:01:34]In the news story, like you could tell one that actually happened. There was this there was this the pair of girls that got lost in the forest and one of them had like a broken leg and then when they they found the bodies they could tell that one of them had like they were like we can tell that they like stayed together even though one of them was injured and it's like oh my god >> candy I would [ __ ] on your chest as a little joke before I died like cuz you know when you're like about to die and like you [ __ ] yourself I would just do it on your chest just to see what would happen. I just be like, "Yeah, let's check it out."

[01:02:05]>> Get in like a 69 position just as you're like so awesome.

[01:02:09]>> Anyone wants to find out bodies? We're just like just like [ __ ] >> be like, "Candy, I'm dying. Quick, >> can we make a vow that if any of us are going to die together, we do that?"

[01:02:17]>> Oh, I will. I 100% will. I'll put my ass in your face.

[01:02:20]>> I'm in position to be like, "Wow, they died [ __ ] each other."

[01:02:24]>> Me, too. But if it does, I want that to be >> Can we do a centipede? All four of us.

[01:02:28]>> Yes. Oh my god, that'd be awesome. But we have to lay on our sides though cuz that's the only way.

[01:02:33]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:02:33]>> Yay.

[01:02:34]>> Who's at the front? Who's at the back?

[01:02:36]>> Oh, I'll be at the back. That's fine.

[01:02:38]>> You're getting the most pass through process.

[01:02:41]>> Yeah.

[01:02:41]>> I feel like Rose has to be at the front cuz she can't handle the textures. Then Shai and I will pop it in the middle.

[01:02:48]>> God, you guys do love me.

[01:02:50]>> Yeah.

[01:02:51]>> Well, I mean like I'll be dead [ __ ] on my face hopefully. I think that I think that I should be to I think I think it should be rose me shy to buff cuz I think that buff die eating sh's ass.

[01:03:02]>> Yeah, that's true.

[01:03:04]>> I'd be happy there.

[01:03:05]>> Actually true.

[01:03:08]>> Got this unlocked.

[01:03:10]>> Well, chat you guys the way that you you human centipede. Do you know?

[01:03:16]>> Yeah, you and your besties know which way you would human centipede.

[01:03:18]>> I was going to say front to you.

[01:03:20]>> There you go. Go. Good topic. uh conversation starter for the next time you're hanging out with friends.

[01:03:25]>> Yeah, >> dude. I would just put that [ __ ] on reverse and puke into the other person's ass if I wasn't in the front.

[01:03:32]>> Yeah, but then you would risk choking on it.

[01:03:35]>> Yeah, I probably would.

[01:03:36]>> Yeah, >> which really would everyone behind me?

[01:03:39]>> Fine.

[01:03:39]>> Well, the cool thing is that we're not actually physically strapped ass to mouth. It would just be like >> Yeah, we're just we're just pretending.

[01:03:44]We're dying.

[01:03:47]>> So, it doesn't really matter.

[01:03:48]>> We could pretend when we're all together.

[01:03:52]There we go.

[01:03:52]>> We could all meet and greet. We could just like pose up like >> Yes. Pose up on the table. Be like, "Hey, gamers."

[01:03:59]>> You come to each of us and we're all like in the head.

[01:04:02]>> Yeah. Big.

[01:04:05]>> Can we do a cup like that?

[01:04:07]>> The only Oh, >> cup.

[01:04:11]>> Yes.

[01:04:12]>> You think they would allow us to do that?

[01:04:14]>> No.

[01:04:14]>> No.

[01:04:16]>> Gave us a [ __ ] type stuff.

[01:04:18]>> Yeah. Called VTO.

[01:04:20]Yeah, >> that's something that you talking about like people like going missing or like stuff like in the uh in forest and stuff. Man, that would be if we were more horror themed or like if we ever wanted to do one. I feel like looking up uh things that have happened with like people that get like either lost or whatever in like state forest forests in general, it's so scary. There's so many like real life things that have happened with people that it's terrifying whether they didn't get found or not. The first one that I always think of is just because it was like fresh in my mind that I heard like on another podcast uh was that they were talking about there was the uh the the exact details. I I don't I don't remember like where or what or whatever, but there was a uh a father and then a child that were in like a state park and the child was literally just playing like peekab-boo, you know, like you know it, you know, behind like a boo like a bush. The dad turns around, you know, to like, oh, I'm closing my eyes. is I'm going to turn like you know I'm going to look back the the child goes behind the bush the dad and it's like 5 10 ft away 5 10 ft away and the dad turns around and be like oh I'M GOING TO COME GET YOU and they go look behind the bush the child is just gone they're gone they're gone that's and I they were never found >> was what didn't we watch a documentary about that or was it on or was it on a movie >> it's so chilling that's a real story not sorry not to like shift the whole vibes here but like that's a real story of I remember seeing that. I don't know.

[01:05:55]Maybe I've watched like a video about it or something, but like I just remember hearing about that and >> Yeah, that's scary. That's scary. Yeah, I it's it's I don't know if like I >> Dude, being a wood I always talk about it. I'm like I'm like you you have to know like like >> it's funny because uh when it was when we had the huge snowstorms, I was like giving a whole bunch of people like um >> like snow survival tips because I used like I live in the woods. Like I've I've had to like be in my house without power for like a month straight like like constant like crazy [ __ ] So like I'm like here's how you do everything and like people were like your home in the middle of winter in like it it was >> the power went out for joking. The power did go out and you're running off of like a pellet stove and then you light up like a candle and oil lamp.

[01:06:44]>> No, it was oil lamps.

[01:06:46]>> Yeah. Like I I literally was like like when I tell people this they're like that's [ __ ] insane. And I'm like, "Yeah, like that's just it." The woods are scary. And then also like not only that, but like when your power is out, like animals will think that it's abandoned. They'll try to get in. Like it's like it's like crazy. So you have to like put lights outside your house, like little candles and stuff.

[01:07:03]>> Like it's it's like actually insane.

[01:07:05]>> Guys, I can attest. I have been to Buff's uh the OG cabin of like just like where she came from. She's not she is not stretching the truth by any means. I also went there whenever it [ __ ] snowed. That was the worst choice ever because so many feet of snow and my car was not ready for that.

[01:07:25]>> I told Shia I was like, "Okay." So I'm like, "Just so you're prepared." I'm like, "When it snows here, it's not snow. It's like it's like it's quicksand." Like it's like when you go in it, you cannot move. I'm like, "So, do you have like winter tires or chains?" And he was like, "No, I have all seasons. It's fine." I'm like, "You're not going to be fine. You're going to get stuck." And he was like, "No, it'll be fine." literally not even like one, not even like a 100 feet into the state, he like got stuck and we had to like go talk to like a cabin person and be like, "Hey, can you like can we leave the car here until >> we were stuck on like a mountain, but it was like near a restaurant that was just starting to open and we just went and went to the restaurant and just stayed there until we can get some other mode of transportation."

[01:08:06]>> I was like, it's not it's like not the same kind of snow. It's like for people who know, like it's new, like New England snow is not the same. It's like scary >> of snow.

[01:08:14]>> It's not It's not fun. That's where all like the jokes of like get your milk and bread cuz you're going to be stuck for like a month. It's true. Like it's like you just you're not going anywhere for like a month.

[01:08:23]>> But now now we live in a world where you can get a a generator and order it from Costco.

[01:08:29]>> That's true.

[01:08:30]>> That's true. I wish I had that when I was younger. My god.

[01:08:34]>> We had generator. We had generators but they were so expensive at the time and I just we couldn't afford it. So like >> Yeah.

[01:08:39]>> Yeah. people that I I know that actually get generators are people in Canada and my parents because like my parents their their their power like never really goes out but I think they just want to be the one person on the block that when it does go out they're just like ha we still got lights you know it's like a super safety thing like you don't really need it but like my dad thinks it's cool so he got one >> I feel like that'll be me >> yeah I mean I guess yeah >> I'm on lights >> yeah Anyh who, scary stuff. That would be fun. I want to do another spooky episode. Remember, remember when we did a Halloween episode and we all dressed up and then uh I surprised you guys by commissioning a story from Galaxy and he wrote us all going to a spooky horror convention, which if you guys didn't watch that episode, we did it a while ago. You can go check it out. Look, there's here. Look, look, it's up here.

[01:09:31]Look, I'm pointing to it. Look out there. I I don't remember what episode number it is, but you can go back and find it. It's very unique.

[01:09:36]>> It's very And we'll do it again. WE'LL DO IT AGAIN.

[01:09:40]>> We'll do it again.

[01:09:41]>> I missed my jester outfit. My absolute best. You could just wear it. You don't have to.

[01:09:45]>> I could just become a jester right now.

[01:09:47]>> Yeah.

[01:09:48]>> Well, not right now. It would take a while. But >> what do you What if I just switched it right now? Do you think it would Do you think it's going to break everything?

[01:09:55]>> Shia, don't do it. I'm going to do it.

[01:09:58]>> I'm doing it. Look, look, look. I did it. I did it.

[01:10:03]>> You're dead on my end.

[01:10:04]>> Oh, but I'm not dead over here. I'm only dead on that side. Look. I don't see you on. You're not showing me, so I don't see it.

[01:10:10]>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's great. You can't see. Wait, wait, wait. I can show you.

[01:10:13]>> Oh, there you are. Yeah.

[01:10:18]>> Yeah, >> bro. Scrambling the >> Did it work?

[01:10:23]>> Yeah.

[01:10:24]>> Uh, on your side. Yeah.

[01:10:26]>> Here I am.

[01:10:27]>> You're adjust.

[01:10:29]>> But it did work.

[01:10:29]>> I can totally see you and you totally look >> Yeah. Don't change yours because it's not going to work for anybody. So, >> no, it's okay. That's true. I know. I'm not changing it cuz you're not recording.

[01:10:38]>> Said nobody will see it.

[01:10:40]>> Yeah. No, I'm >> Yeah. Yeah. You can just be a little gester.

[01:10:45]>> I broke it.

[01:10:46]>> You broke it.

[01:10:46]>> I broke it. Anyways, we're we're ending anyways. It's fine.

[01:10:49]>> Are we Are we ending?

[01:10:50]>> Well, then I'm going to be a jester for the end. Only on my side. I broke it.

[01:10:54]This is what happens when you change your bottle midway through. That's the joke. Yippee.

[01:10:59]>> It's not really shy anymore.

[01:11:01]>> Jingles toes.

[01:11:02]>> Yippee.

[01:11:03]>> Oh, Jingle's my actually show my Oh my god.

[01:11:07]>> One of my trackers just unstrapped. I just need to hold really time to leave.

[01:11:12]We We got to leave. You have to leave.

[01:11:13]>> Get us out of here, please. It's time.

[01:11:16]>> Okay, I'll I'll head out. Episode 74.

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