Wanta Hantavirus? (Ep. 151) - Good Luck! with Gino

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-12

[00:00:00][music] [music] [music] Good [groaning] morning and good luck and welcome back to Good Luck with Gino. I'm your host Gino the Ghost and you're locked into episode 151 of the fastest growing podcast in the world. If you're watching on Apple Podcast or Spotify, hit the like button, save it to your device, send it to a loved one or an arch nemesis, give it a fivestar review and leave a comment. If you're watching on YouTube, like you should be.

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[00:01:00]Um, let's see here. Let's get into the week. Um, okay. We're going to start the episode like this. Um, I had a very uh [ __ ] up horrible thing happen. Um, if you guys have seen me on socials or or seen what what happened uh the past few days, um, one of my best friends passed away unexpectedly this week. Um, I don't want to like start you off with a bummer, but I got to talk about it.

[00:01:30]Um, this is a dear friend of mine. Uh, Adam Small, aka Waslife, the legend himself. uh he was like the first person that took a chance on me and you know he started managing me many years ago. We kind of came up together um just uh from the from the bottom both from Detroit. Met out here though. Um I was at a dinner with him the night of actually with another friend of mine from Detroit who happened to be in town, Spencer Shapiro and our friend Amanda.

[00:02:02]And um it was a totally, you know, normal night. It was the most Adam dinner ever. We went to this big [ __ ] steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Um which, you know, he he loved he loved the extravagant meal. And um that was it. He went home in a in a Whimo and he unfortunately passed in his sleep. Um the next day I went to just a lot of weird [ __ ] happened. a lot of like god [ __ ] happened. I I went to his favorite restaurant. I haven't been in like five years, dude. Four years maybe. He used to take me there all the time. Um and I I happened to go to this restaurant, like a dinner, a business meeting, and I texted him because I was like, "Yo, what's the order? Like, what's the pasta you always get from here?" You know, I'm I'm at this restaurant. I'm not going to say the name. Um but I uh I sent him a text and it didn't go through. And I'm like, "That's weird." And I kept checking my phone to see why it wasn't going through. I'm like, "Maybe I don't have good service." And then my friend Paul texted me like 15 minutes later and was like, "Yo, have you heard from Adam?

[00:03:06]He didn't go to this meeting he was supposed to go to this morning. I saw you at dinner with him last night." And I'm like, "No, I haven't talked to him."

[00:03:12]And um he said he hadn't checked his phone. His phone had been dead for 18 hours. And um and that was kind of that's kind of when I started getting worried. I called our other friend who went over there to his place and and found him. Um, I went there, I met him there shortly after and was there and it was just so it's been a weird [sighs] I've never had like a good friend pass away, you know. Um, and it's been it's been obviously really hard and just kind of like trying to come to peace with it and and reflect on things and obviously, you know, you think of life when something like this happens and puts things in perspective. And [sighs] I I was over there at his place and uh I was like looking at all the plaques on the wall and you know my first thought was like all this [ __ ] you know none of this [ __ ] matters and like what the [ __ ] like we work so hard for all this [ __ ] and it just doesn't matter at the end of the day you know and and then I kind of like reframed it and I I started laughing just like thinking about the memories of these of getting these plaques and these songs and these sessions and it and it I realized like it does matter, you know, like first of all, it matters cuz it mattered to him and winning mattered to him and and getting hits mattered to him and but it also, you know, the the stories and the experiences of getting the journey of getting those plaques and the success and the people you share it with is uh is all that matters. So, I um I want to thank everyone who's reached out to me. Um he was the best, dude. He was [ __ ] hilarious and he was a legend and he he made a lot of people's lives better. He brought a lot of people together. The funeral's in Detroit on Wednesday. So, I'm I'm going to New York on Monday and then we're doing the Boyth Throb Show on Tuesday and then I'm going to Detroit and then I'm going to Tulum. We'll talk more about that later, but uh yeah, thanks everyone for reaching out. Um and uh he would want me to keep trekking ahead and just doing stuff that makes people laugh. And so we're going to do this. we're going to, you know, the show must go on. And so, RP Adam, um, the next story is in Adam's honor cuz he was a big watch guy. So, I got to talk about this in his honor. Um, Ottomar Pagette shocked the watch world this week when they announced that they're releasing a collab with Swatch.

[00:05:33]I don't know if you know what Swatch is, but the Swatch watch.

[00:05:36]Um, yeah, they announced they're releasing a collab with Swatch that will retail at $500.

[00:05:43]And the watch community is not very happy. Here's DDG, who's a rapper/streamer, talking about it.

[00:05:50]Y'all seen this [ __ ] 300 bucks, [ __ ] Like, just seeing this make me want to sell my AP. AP, what's up, man? What's going on?

[00:06:00]I done spent 200,000 [snorts] on one of y'all watches. You telling me I could have waited till 2026 and spent 300 and got the same effect? The hoes can't tell the difference.

[00:06:11]They don't know what the [ __ ] if if if this a skeleton. I tell a girl, hey, this black ceramic AP limited edition 300,000.

[00:06:21]You feel me?

[00:06:24]Come on, bro.

[00:06:26]Yeah. So, [laughter] okay. First of all, I'm not spending five figures on a watch to impress women sleeping on an air mattress. You know, I collect expensive items because I like them. A, and two, because they're an investment. So, you know, the fact that the women can't tell the difference. While he might be right, a lot of people can't tell the difference. Um, this sentiment here is correct because of that, right? like as a collector, it's a pretty big slap in the face um to to just be like, "Hey, I know we're a high-end luxury brand, but we're going to go ahead and just offer this to to everybody. I don't think it's going to ruin AP by any means, but it's certainly not going to help the value. I think people were already speculating that we're in a bit of a watch bubble.

[00:07:11]Prices have come down a little bit, but thank god Adam wasn't around to see this. He had an all gold perpetual calendar, which is like a $150,000 watch. So, he would have been [ __ ] sick. Um, it it kind of feels like when Ed Hardy went to Journeys, [snorts] you know, Ed Hardy was red hot and then they went to Journeys and it was just kind of like or when Off-White went to Pac and it was just kind of like, you know, like if Cardier did a collab with Pit Viper and started selling frames for $100, I'd be pretty pissed. Even if they look cool, like these things, you know, these they look cool. Like these are just the AI mock-ups that people are saying that they're going to look like. I don't think they've they've released the official photos, but they look cool, but I would still be pissed. You know, I don't have an AP yet, so I I might cop one. They're they're retailing at $300 or $500, but you have zero chance of getting one. It's going to probably be like a few thousand to get one resell.

[00:08:11]So, if you do want one, get ready to do that. I just like, you know, I don't know the move. I mean, I I get why they're doing it. they're going to make like a billion dollars doing this. But um just like some weird capitalism [ __ ] going on here, you know? It's like good versus evil, but like nobody wins kind of. I don't know. Anyway, uh real quick before we get into politics, I saw this on the way here. Um it's Mother's Day today. So, happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. I want to big give a big big happy Mother's Day to my mother, Mama Borie, the the greatest, beautiful, amazing mother who who did such a great job cuz look how I turned out. So, happy Mother's Day to my mother. I want to also wish a happy Mother's Day to the mother of LaMelo Ball's new child.

[00:09:02]I think her name is Anna Montana, which is first of all hilarious in itself. So, LaMelo Ball and Anna Montana welcomed their first son into the world and his name is Lewan.

[00:09:19]Lewan Ball, I'm sorry, but Lean Ball.

[00:09:26]Did they say it out loud one time before landing on that name? Lean ball.

[00:09:34]Lewan testicle.

[00:09:38]Lewan.

[00:09:40]The name is horrible on its own. It looks like Lon. Okay, which is my mother's maiden name. Leone Lon if you look at it. But Lewan with the last name Ball.

[00:09:57]You know, it reminds me of this girl. I went to high school with this girl. And this is a true story. I pray to God she doesn't see this clip. Her name was Molly Lester.

[00:10:10]Molly Lester.

[00:10:14]Molly Lester.

[00:10:18]Nobody in the family was like, "Hey, uh, maybe I don't know any other name."

[00:10:22]Yeah. Hey, Molly. Hey, molest. Hey, Lean Ball.

[00:10:33]He's not even the first ball. He's Leforth.

[00:10:36]There's three balls before him. LaMelo and his two brothers.

[00:10:43]Okay, [laughter] we got a lot to cover in politics this week. We we we got to get to everyone's favorite news segment. Now, look, I don't like to get political, right? And I've had a rough week. So, I think for the majority of the rest of the show, we're going to pass it over to lead correspondent Gino Borie over at GNN.

[00:11:00]and he's got a little bit more energy.

[00:11:02]There's a lot he's fired up about this week and there's a lot going on in the world. Gino, what's going on in the news?

[00:11:16]Welcome to GNN, your leading source of news, politics, and this week, another global pandemic.

[00:11:29]And now, your host, Gino Borie.

[00:11:36]Good morning, everybody. I'm your host, Gino Borie, and this is the news.

[00:11:45]Did anybody order another once in a century disease event? Hey, were you guys uh was anybody in here looking for another pandemic?

[00:11:53]Well, well, guys, do I got some news for you.

[00:11:58]There's somebody at the door.

[00:12:01]Oh yeah. A new haunt virus outbreak started on a cruise ship off the coast of Spain with a few cases popping up in parts of the world upon those people leaving. We're going to talk about it.

[00:12:16]There's a new virus that you got to know about. Thank god you're here at the most trusted source of news because there's a lot of misinformation going on out there and we're going to bring it to you.

[00:12:25]We're going to bring it right to your doorstep. Okay? We're going to tell you what's going on. So, hav virus is a rare but extremely serious virus spread primarily through contact with rodents.

[00:12:36]Okay. Now, this is not a new disease.

[00:12:40]It's been around for a while.

[00:12:42]The thing that's a little spooky about it is that it has a 40% fatality rate.

[00:12:47]Okay? Compared to COVID, which had a 1% mortality fatality rate. Um, kind of like for all my degenerate friends out there, think of it as like a seven leg dinger parlay versus just picking the spread minus 100 minus 110. You know what I mean? So, not great. Uh, not great. And again, not a new disease, but there were eight cases on this ship and three of the people died.

[00:13:17]And and can we not can we not Hey, can we not Hey, no thanks. No, no, thank you. No thank you.

[00:13:29]I I'm I'm sorry. I simply refuse to participate in another [ __ ] pandemic.

[00:13:34]I'm not doing another lockdown. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm just not doing it, man.

[00:13:39]No. Hey, no.

[00:13:45]And of course, it starts on a [ __ ] cruise. You know, imagine going on a cruise in 2026. The MV Hondas, it's called. I mean, even this ship sounds like a [ __ ] disease. All right, I'm going to play this clip from Fox today that aired today because they've started evacuating people. A Fox News alert.

[00:14:04]Passengers disembarking overnight from the cruise ship linked to a deadly haunt virus outbreak after arriving off the coast of the Canary Islands. Why?

[00:14:15]Why?

[00:14:18]Why are they disembarking?

[00:14:21]>> A Fox News alert. Passengers disembarking overnight from the cruise ship linked to a deadly haunt virus outbreak after arriving off the coast of the Canary Islands.

[00:14:29]>> At least 17 Americans are among those that are being evacuated as officials race to keep the virus contained. They race to keep the virus contained by evacuating them off the ship.

[00:14:44]I can think of about three better ways to keep the virus contained. Two of which I can't say on the air. The third just keep them on the [ __ ] ship.

[00:14:55]What are you evacuating them for?

[00:14:59]>> Chanley Painter here with the latest.

[00:15:00]Chanley, >> hey, good morning. So the 140 passengers on board the hivirus plagued MVY Hondas are now disembarking in groups by nationality via small boats of up to 10 people. This after the cruise ship arrived in the Canary Islands off the coast of Africa a few hours ago. The World Health Organization is reassuring people on the island that there's no risk to the public and Spanish health officials say the passengers all remain asymptomatic.

[00:15:27]>> Oh well great guys. You hear that?

[00:15:29]There's no risk, guys. It's all good. There's no risk.

[00:15:35]Why Why did we let these [ __ ] off the ship, dude? Bill Burr is right.

[00:15:40]We just need to start sinking cruise ships. I've said it on here before.

[00:15:44]These aren't freethinkers, as he said.

[00:15:51]Nice. So, okay, just to recap, we're evacuating them on small boats by nationality, like Noah's Ark.

[00:16:01]Yeah, smart idea. Let's put 10 potentially infected people on a small boat together for a fun, up close and personal excursion back to the mainland all across the continents of the world.

[00:16:14]Yeah, let's just let's just send these to Europe. We'll send these back to Africa. We'll send these to the United States of America. We'll go ahead and send these on over to Asia.

[00:16:27]But don't worry guys, the WH says we have nothing to worry about. In fact, here's them at a press conference today.

[00:16:35]There was a photo of a man with his mask off uh on this evacuation excursion back. And uh this is what they had to say about that.

[00:16:45]>> Um why should we not be worried about the French case? Why does that not worry you?

[00:16:52]>> You want to start?

[00:16:53]>> No.

[00:16:55]Um you know there was a question to minister actually about one of the passengers um not wearing a mask. I saw that in the picture also. It was hanging on one of his um ears. And you know, many of these passengers are elderly and you can imagine how uncomfortable could be when you have especially FFP2 uh masks.

[00:17:25]>> Yeah. No, no, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:17:28]Are they uncomfortable with the masks on? You know what else is uncomfortable?

[00:17:33]Dying.

[00:17:36]Dying is uncomfortable. Feeling like you're drowning because your lungs are filling up with mucus. And dying alone is also uncomfortable. You know what else is uncomfortable? Being in my [ __ ] apartment for 2 years.

[00:17:50]You know what else is uncomfortable?

[00:17:52]Watching my bank account and my investments shrink to zero as the market crashes. That's uncomfortable.

[00:18:01]Keep the [ __ ] mask on, old man.

[00:18:09]It's uncomfortable. Suck my [ __ ] >> Um, so um I just want to say that um I mean understanding their situation is very important.

[00:18:21]>> I remember one of the pass one of the passengers in the ship saying we're not headlines.

[00:18:28]>> Uh we are human beings.

[00:18:32]>> We have lives. Yeah.

[00:18:34]>> Um, and it it's it's true. And they have families, >> right? They have families. They're people, too. Okay. Yeah. So, they left their families to go on a [ __ ] cruise for a few weeks. I think their families can go another month or two without seeing them. Ah, yes, they have families. Let's send them home to see them and infect them.

[00:18:59]Yeah, they're people, too. So, what am I then?

[00:19:04]What? Am I not a person? I didn't go on a [ __ ] cruise.

[00:19:12]So, what happened? How did we get here?

[00:19:13]Who got it? Well, patient zero has been identified as Leo Skilper.

[00:19:22]Can't say that name. A 70-year-old Dutch ornithologist who visited a landfill in Argentina containing rodents that carried the Andes virus strain.

[00:19:33]So the Andes virus is the particular strain that's going around. The thing about the Hantha virus is it's supposed to not be able to spread like airborne person to person, but this particular strain can.

[00:19:47]And patient zero, who is in ornithologist or in plain speak, a bird scientist, went to a landfill in Argentina while on this cruise. What type of [ __ ] weirdo goes on a vacation and visits a landfill?

[00:20:10]A bird watcher, that's who. Because apparently landfills are great for bird watching because they provide birds with a reliable source of food. Now, I only know this because I saw it online. I'm not a bird nerd.

[00:20:24]I don't I don't frequent the landfills with my notebook to look at vultures.

[00:20:31]Dying from ratchet because you wanted to see a crow up close. Is there a nerdier way to die?

[00:20:38]Can you [ __ ] [ __ ] stop playing around in animal feces, please? In the name of science before you kill everybody.

[00:20:48]Boomers ruining [ __ ] for everybody again. Dude, thank god we left the World Health Organization and have a recovering heroin addict that snorted coke off a toilet seat in charge of the nation's health. Yeah. No, new pandemic started from animal contact. Rest assured, we're in good hands with the guy who cut off a raccoon penis.

[00:21:10]Thank God he's in charge.

[00:21:13]I have five flights in the next six days, so I guess I'm I guess I'm about to be a liberal [ __ ] and mask up, baby.

[00:21:19]I'm masked up, dude.

[00:21:22]I'm going to be at the [ __ ] airport.

[00:21:25]Mask on. Don't tread on me t-shirt.

[00:21:32]The good news is now that I' now that I'm done fear monongering for for engagement, uh the good news is risk is apparently very low here for a pandemic according to every expert. The only spread of this disease is through close direct contact and when showing symptoms, which is important to point out. So, one of the things that makes it less likely is it kills you so fast.

[00:21:57]It's too effective of a virus.

[00:21:59]Basically, CO, you know, like unlike COVID, which was extremely contagious and still spread when not showing symptoms and didn't kill as many people, you know, this is like there's a short time period where infected people can actually spread it and you have to be showing symptoms. It's like a one to two day window. And, you know, this isn't a new virus.

[00:22:21]It's apparently a very stable virus. You know, genomic mutations over the last 30 years um have been pretty stable. Like it hasn't really mutated a lot unlike CO which has had a few new variants in the first year. You remember that there were all these new variants popping up. This isn't there might be mutations. I think that's what everyone's kind of scared about. So that being said, let's just play it safe. Yeah, they're apparently going to these people are supposed to selfisolate and self-monitor for 40 days. So, I'm supposed to trust 40. I'm supposed to trust a bunch of people that went on a [ __ ] cruise.

[00:22:59]The world is supposed to just trust these kind of people. Think of the people that go on a cruise. Think of them. Imagine them in your brain right now. Think about all those people that go on a cruise and then you're the the fate of the world is in their hands to just stay home. Sounds good, guys.

[00:23:19]Let's move on. Um, okay. So, this is [ __ ] this is infuriating. Um, the US Treasury has added Venmo and PayPal as payment options for its longrunning gifts to reduce the public debt program, which allows Americans to contribute directly online to paying off the national debt.

[00:23:46]Did I just get a Venmo request from the government?

[00:23:50]I You know what? I'm sorry, guys. I I I can't do this in these glasses. I got to put on the pitties. It's time for a Pit Viper Mega Rant. [music] [music] >> I'm sorry. I I thought this was where my taxes were going.

[00:24:15]What? What are this is? Is like the additional tip section of the restaurant bill below the included tip. You want another tip?

[00:24:27]You didn't even in there wasn't even good service. You want an additional tip?

[00:24:34]You want me to You want me to PayPal down the national debt? You want me to Venmo you, Uncle Sam?

[00:24:43]It's simple. If every US citizen sent the government $115,000 on PayPal, we could wipe out all the US debt overnight. Don't you want to be a patriot? Don't forget to send it as friends and family because you know the government is your friend.

[00:25:00]Interesting that when it comes to student loan forgiveness, our predatory student loan debt is our responsibility.

[00:25:07]But when it comes to their debt, it's also our responsibility. Why doesn't the government stop buying avocado toast and $7 lattes?

[00:25:17]Maybe it wouldn't be in so much debt.

[00:25:19]Why doesn't the government just put it on CLA?

[00:25:25]Oh, just PayPal and Venmo. Those are the only options. Why not start in Only Fans?

[00:25:30]Unlike women on Only Fans, though, when you send the government money, it'll actually [ __ ] you.

[00:25:38]Maybe we can start with the $4 billion that Trump has made since becoming president. Does Does Venmo allow transactions that big?

[00:25:49]That would be a good chunk.

[00:25:52]4 billion out of the whatever the [ __ ] trillion that we owe.

[00:25:58]I mean, Jesus Christ, man.

[00:26:01]The audacity, you know, the audacity.

[00:26:07]Speaking of audacity and Trump, we'll just keep the pitties on for this. Did you guys see the new golden Trump statue anointed by the White House faith department? Let's check this out. The new golden Trump statue at Mara Lago.

[00:26:24]Here it is. It's a real sight to behold.

[00:26:29]>> Look at that.

[00:26:30]>> I want to make sure everyone can hear.

[00:26:31]>> Yeah.

[00:26:32]>> Okay, sir.

[00:26:34]Hello everybody. I want to thank you so much for being there today and more importantly for what you did. The uh the statue is beautiful. You know, I saw it during the weekend. We had a big PGA tournament with a a great champion and all great champions actually, but it was a great tournament and I got to look at it very closely and it's incredible. And I just want to thank I know it was done from love and I want to thank Mark Burns, a pastor. He's a good pastor.

[00:27:04]He's a good man. I've known him a long time. He's been with me from the beginning. Right from the beginning.

[00:27:09]Maybe.

[00:27:10]>> Yeah.

[00:27:12]Holy blasphemy. Batman, man.

[00:27:15]Look at this [ __ ] monstrosity.

[00:27:19]Look at this. This ugly ass giant gold mon. I mean, Maron Mia JD Vance with much to say about the about the Pope, but radio silent on the new golden calf.

[00:27:35]You know who else has got a gold statue of himself this week? Homelander from The Boys. How fitting.

[00:27:44]I mean, you can't you can't make it up, dude. This is so [ __ ] insane.

[00:27:52]It it is it is straight out of the Bible. Exodus 32, Leviticus 26:1.

[00:27:59]They got a pastor there. And what's funny is all the all the people in the faith department have put out these tweets like, "I know people are saying it's like the golden calf.

[00:28:08]I know what people are saying, but it's not it's not that." Oh, you because you said it's not. Oh, okay. Well, you said so. Oh, why didn't you say so? I didn't realize it wasn't that.

[00:28:21]idolators and grifters, cult members worshiping an antichrist figure in the name of pseudo Christianity. Dude, worshiping a false prophet that's made 4 billion in true profit since he's been in the office this term.

[00:28:36]I I can't I mean I can believe it. I was going to say I can't believe it, but we've seen this.

[00:28:45]Are you exhausted yet?

[00:28:48]So am I. And that concludes this week's Pit Viper Mega Ran.

[00:28:55][music] [music] >> Uh, one more quick thing here in the US government. Did you guys see the alien?

[00:29:07]The aliens?

[00:29:09]The Department of War has unsealed new highly classified UFO footage. Let's take a look at it, guys.

[00:29:16]Wow. It appears to be what looks like a like a Seattle Mariners logo and it's kind of just hovering around in the sky.

[00:29:26]Okay. It looks pretty crazy. There's like a trail behind it. Okay. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. And now what some people are saying it looks like there's like a parachute that kind of comes into frame here right there in that corner.

[00:29:39]Um you know it's hard to really say. Uh but pretty remarkable here what we're seeing. Who knows? Signs. Signs of alien life. I don't know, man. Wow. That's crazy. Anyway, how about those Epstein files?

[00:29:55]Hey guys, how about those uh How about that? Yeah, that's crazy, man. How about those Epstein files?

[00:30:02]The Epstein files are so bad that they gave us a new war, a new pandemic virus, and finally some in case of emergency break glass UFO footage to keep us distracted from it. But unfortunately for this government, we're too jaded and unfased to give a [ __ ] about an alien invasion or another lockdown.

[00:30:23]You already blew your load, man. We don't care. We're We don't care. We certainly don't care about aliens. We don't [ __ ] care, dude.

[00:30:33]I'm telling you, until I until I am watching an alien un boarding de deorting a ship, you know, kind of like the havirus people de deorting their ship. Until I watch an alien descend from a giant spacecraft that's like 8 feet tall and he gets on camera and he's like, "Yo, what's up? Death to humanity." I'm really I don't really give a [ __ ] honestly.

[00:30:59]Next. How about those Epstein files?

[00:31:02]Right. Right. Dan Bonino.

[00:31:06]Oh, yeah. You guys remember Dan Bonino, right? The former uh FBI guy. Yeah. He you know, he was Well, let's just watch this video. Dan Bongino. Uh what what are you yapping about on your on your podcast that you've now gone back to after retiring from the FBI?

[00:31:20]>> I am asked all the time. One question I get about my other job in the FBI I just got out of >> is what was with the tweet the shock to my core?

[00:31:33]>> Well, in case you missed it, some of you may have, I'm going to tell you because what Barack Obama, former president, said the other day on was it Co Bear's show? No, no, no. We're not. No, no.

[00:31:47]Sorry.

[00:31:48]No, we're not. We're not doing that.

[00:31:51]You know, I know things too, Mr. President, and so do you. Not pretending I was at your level. You were the president. I was just the deputy director of the FBI. But it's not a small thing. And I'm not letting you get away with this. No chance. H Oh no, Dan. What are you going to do?

[00:32:10]Podcast super hard?

[00:32:13]Oo. What are you What are you gonna do, Dan? You're gonna expose somebody? Let's recap Dan Bonino's career. Yeah. He started a grifting podcast threatening to expose people, which ramped up into the new election when Trump got elected.

[00:32:26]Then he joins the FBI where he has full authority to actually make a difference and expose people. Then he's presented the greatest opportunity to expose literally any person with millions of pages of Epstein file, elite cabal pedophile, sex trafficking ring documents, photos, emails, all the most material you could ever ask for.

[00:32:50]then proceeds to expose literally [ __ ] nobody.

[00:32:56]Not one person was exposed. Not one person was arrested.

[00:33:01]And then he quits the FBI. And now he's back to podcasting and threatening to expose people. This guy is a sue chef of buzzword salad. All this guy does is toss word salad on air. The fell forward again award. Incarnate.

[00:33:18]I'm not letting you get away with this.

[00:33:20]Big words from the get away with this and chief. Big words. Tough talk from the deputy director of the federal and bureau of get away with this. The the the biggest nonfactor in the history of of exposing anybody.

[00:33:35]I won't let you get away with this. He exclaims from the set of the Pedto Protector podcast.

[00:33:41]Shut the [ __ ] up, Dan Bonino. Dan, you can't do it anymore, buddy. The gig is up. You can't You got to pick a new stick, dude. You literally were in the position to do it and you did nothing.

[00:33:59]Big talk on a podcast. Won't say a [ __ ] word under oath. Racially ambiguous Mr. Clean said this about the Epstein files for years, but then turned into Ratatouille once he got in position to do something. And it's a good thing that a [ __ ] bird watcher didn't make contact with him because he would spread the H virus.

[00:34:19]Why are we still talking about Obama, Dan?

[00:34:24]The guy, the the administration you just served o under is all over the [ __ ] files.

[00:34:31]And you're talking about Obama. I know things, too, Mr. President. Do you? We wouldn't know that cuz you didn't [ __ ] do anything. And then you quit, you [ __ ] loser. Get this bum the [ __ ] out of here. And speaking of that, it's time for the FO Hof the [ __ ] out of here Hall of Fame. Everything go crazy, [music] baby.

[00:34:55]LA to Vegas. Catch them in your city.

[00:34:57]Better hide your main bed.

[00:35:00]Good luck, baby.

[00:35:03]Good luck, baby.

[00:35:06]Good luck, baby. So [music] start, baby.

[00:35:11]And welcome back to everyone's favorite segment, the FOHF. The [ __ ] out of here, Hall of Fame. Now, this gentleman that's on here for the first time, it's not his first time on the FOHF. Terren Howard, maybe his fourth inductee. He's a frequent flyer and uh this is an absolute gem on when he's on the PBD podcast, who's also a [ __ ] [ __ ] Here we go. We're watching Game of Thrones and I swear to God if I see actor Joffrey anywhere I'm going to be like this guy. Like you you literally watch it you're like what a piece of you know you watch the mom you know you watch some movies.

[00:35:47]>> Yeah. Game of Thrones messed me up, you know, and I think it messed up a lot of the world because it got everybody into incest porn, >> you know, because people started watching it.

[00:35:58]And how many people turned off the TV when Jaime and Cersei's hooked up or how many people got quiet and watched it?

[00:36:08]That was the incest that was pushed inside of Game of Thrones and the House of Dragons. You know, it's almost being normalized in a sense. It's But I bet you incest porn went up >> from what? From Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones.

[00:36:27]>> You know, you it's presented for seven, eight years in front of you.

[00:36:31]>> Now it's normal.

[00:36:35]>> Um, brother, what?

[00:36:40]I'm sorry. [laughter] Huh?

[00:36:44]Hey man, speak for yourself.

[00:36:48]Where I'm from, we call this self snitching.

[00:36:53]Yeah, the incest in the story line is gross, but those are two actors that are not related, brother. It certainly didn't affect my search history.

[00:37:05]The guy who thinks 1* 1 equals 2 thinks that TV show times incest plotline equals acquiring incest fetish. Dude, look at PBD's face when he says [laughter] this.

[00:37:17]>> We're watching Game of Thron.

[00:37:19]>> Game of We're watching Game of Thrones, by the way. Game of Thron.

[00:37:25]>> We're watching Game of Thrones. And I swear to God if I see the actor Joffrey anywhere I'm gonna be like this guy like you you literally watch it you're like what a piece of you know you watch the mom you know you watch some movies.

[00:37:39]>> Yeah the Game of Thrones messed me up you know and I think it messed up a lot of the world because it got everybody into incest porn >> you know because people started watching it.

[00:37:49]>> Look at his face. Look at his face.

[00:37:50]>> And how many people turned off the TV when Jaime and Cersei's hooked up?

[00:37:55]>> Look at his face. or how many people got quiet and watched it. [laughter] He's [ __ ] he's he's absolutely flabbergasted.

[00:38:08]He's perplexed. You really got to say some wild [ __ ] for PBD to make that face with the amount of dumb [ __ ] said on his podcast.

[00:38:17]Holy [ __ ] man. Okay, last video. Um, speaking of dumb [ __ ] being said on a podcast, this next inductee, um, this guy's such a [ __ ] [ __ ] man. Dana White, the CEO of um, UFC, was on uh, he's on the podcast of Steven Miller's wife, Katie Miller. And let's just roll the clip. Yeah, here we go.

[00:38:43]>> I hate this whole men's mental health [ __ ] that they talk about. Um, unfortunately, when you're a man, you are the provider. You are the one that that takes care of your family. Uh, you know, you you are the example for your kids when they grow up and your sons, you know, and your daughters.

[00:39:08]>> Yeah.

[00:39:08]>> And and you unfortunately, you you you you can't be that guy. That's I I see these guys posting on on social media.

[00:39:16]Oh, I had a bad day and I'm so sad and all this other crazy [ __ ] >> So unattractive.

[00:39:21]>> Oh, it's just it's unattractive to other males, let alone women. I can't even imagine. Uh >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Katie. Hey, Katie. First of all, I don't want to hear what you think is unattractive about a man uh being married to a gremlin. Yeah. Katie Miller, married to the most unattractive man on the planet.

[00:39:41]talking about what's unattractive.

[00:39:43]Katie, go ahead and [ __ ] this one out.

[00:39:45]Yeah.

[00:39:47]Now, Dana, let's talk to you. Yeah. Big tough guy Dana.

[00:39:52]Oo, Dana. Mental health is dumb. Big tough guy Dana. First of all, Dana is a girl's name. Hey, Dana, that's not a guy's name. You got bullied all through school for having a girly girl name. And now you're taking it out by calling men soft for addressing their mental health.

[00:40:10]Cuz well, we got to set an example for our children. We got to set an example for our daughters and our sons. Yeah. Is that what you thought when you smacked your wife, Dana? When you smacked the [ __ ] out of your wife? Were you thinking about that?

[00:40:24]Sorry. I don't really care what the man who smacked the [ __ ] out of his wife has to say about men's mental health. You've clearly got your own problems to address.

[00:40:34]We're off this, man. T toxic masculinity is so boring. You know what is this?

[00:40:41]We're done with this, man. We did this already. This manosphere [ __ ] You're late. We don't care. It's boring.

[00:40:49]These guys think it's so macho to be like feelings are gay.

[00:40:56]Dude, you know it's unattractive to other men. You know what's unattractive? This I It's just like you have some emotional intelligence.

[00:41:14]Have some intelligence. Intelligence.

[00:41:17]You sound [ __ ] stupid when you say stuff like this. You don't sound intelligent. And I know you're an intelligent guy cuz you've made a lot of money. So, you're intelligent in some ways, clearly.

[00:41:29]But this is the only intelligence that most people actually give a [ __ ] about.

[00:41:33]We don't really care about your ability to do all we're just we're off it.

[00:41:39]It's tired, you know?

[00:41:46]So, and I don't know. I don't know what Dana Dana White's been on a [ __ ] PR run lately. Every time Every time I open the my app, I see him on another podcast saying something stupid. He just got absolutely clowned by Charlemagne. I don't even have time to talk about that today.

[00:42:02]pack it the [ __ ] up, man.

[00:42:05]You know, like I just again and and just to wrap up the episode, like having lost somebody very close to me and processing all those things and feeling all those things and just like, what am I supposed to do? just like be a [ __ ] man and just be like, well, I can't feel Oh, Dana White says I got to just can't show it. Can't be can't think about my mental health or have feelings or think about stuff. People go through stuff. Men go through things. We are living. We every day every day is a reminder of the male loneliness pandemic. We are presented with new new trauma and new uh what's the word? new fe reaction, new uh side effects of it and to just be like, I'm so [ __ ] tired of it, dude. You know, it's just I'm so sick of hearing about men saying they have feelings. I'm I'm sick of because you know what this says to me?

[00:43:13]This just shows me you are repressing your own issues and you've got to project that onto everybody else.

[00:43:22]And that's weak, dude. That makes you look [ __ ] weak. That's embarrassing, Dana. And and one more thing. And I Dana's a girl's name.

[00:43:37][sighs] All right. [gasps] Um, I have some bad news, guys. I know I said I wasn't going to do this for a while, but there's no show next week. I know. I know. I know. I know.

[00:43:52]Oh, I promised you I would go. I know. I said I, but I'm going to New York for boy throb on Monday. We're we're doing a huge show on Tuesday this week. I'm going to Detroit for the funeral on Wednesday.

[00:44:05]And then I'm going to [ __ ] Mexico.

[00:44:08]I'm going to Tulum. And I'm [ __ ] off for like five days, dude. I just I need I need the I need to get my mind right.

[00:44:17]Um, it has been a really weird rough week for me, man. And I just I'm go I'm doing a little bit of work down there, but mainly I'm just [ __ ] off. I'm just I just need to like recalibrate. And so I'm going to do that. And I'm so sorry.

[00:44:32]Um, but you know, I want to thank you guys again for for tuning in. I want to thank you for for supporting me. I want to thank you for always being here and enjoying the show with me and and just the the reason I [ __ ] with this community so much, man, is because I feel like I know a lot of you. Like we, you know, you'll you'll shoot me a DM. I do my best to get to get back to everybody and respond to all the comments and stuff. My comment section is like a [ __ ] town hall where everybody laughs and argues and has a good time together. And I see a lot of familiar faces in there. And I appreciate y'all rocking with me every week. And I want to thank everybody again who reached out to me. um and [clears throat] uh and had some kind words and stuff to share. Thank you guys again. I want to thank you Beyonce. Now, even though Beyonce has not reached out about this particular situation, Beyonce is the reason that we have this show and we do need to thank her. So, thank you Beyonce. Um and and thank yourself, guys. Thank yourself. I want you to stay safe out there. Make sure you in general are just staying safe, but also just, you know, don't [ __ ] around with rats.

[00:45:34]Yeah. Don't Maybe you don't want to play in rat [ __ ] this week. Maybe you don't want to just kind of poke around dead rats or or eat raw rat or whatever the [ __ ] you weirdos are doing. Please stop doing that. Um, no rats, no bats.

[00:45:48]Really, anything that rhymes with that really. Any animal that rhymes with bat or rat. Let's just not play around with it. Yeah, let's leave it there. Um, and and maybe we just mask up. Maybe we mask up for a month, everyone. Maybe we just mask up just to be safe. Yeah, I don't know.

[00:46:05]All right. [sighs and gasps] Uh, until the world What the [ __ ] is the outro? How do I What do I say? As the world Yeah. As the world continues to crumble beneath our feet and uh, you know, we're on the brink of another pandemic or whatever the [ __ ] Just be glad that you're here and that you have your friends and your family and your loved one with you. And until next week, well, the week after, good night and good luck. [music] Now sing that [ __ ] song.

[00:46:36]>> Go Pistons with who?

[00:46:43]>> That's me.

[00:46:44]>> Going to get [music] you moving.

[00:46:48]Good times with Gino [music] by your side.

[00:46:53]You'll be feeling fine. Every week he's going to come.

[00:46:59]So come on, [music] let's go turn it online.

[00:47:07][music] Yeah.

[00:47:13]Good vibes, good times, [music] but you know it's going to be a real delight.

[00:47:20]You're ready [music] to laugh, learn and grow for a lot, >> [ __ ]