BeckBros React To Shortest To Longest Animal Lifespans

Added: 2026-05-19

[00:00:00]Which animal do you guys think has the longest lifespan? Make sure you guys comment your guesses down below. And let's find out. I think it's a turtle.

[00:00:09]Not a bad guess, Adam, but I'm pretty sure you're wrong. I'm going to guess a lantern shark.

[00:00:14]>> You're both wrong.

[00:00:14]>> Okay, what is it then? It's a jellyfish.

[00:00:16]>> I'm changing my answer to a Greenland shark. I got that mixed up.

[00:00:20]>> I decline your change. We're starting with the quickest lifespan of any animals. And um we're starting with the mayfly, which only is alive for 5 minutes long. It spends its brief life solely on mating and laying eggs. That's insane.

[00:00:35]>> That's so sad.

[00:00:37]Are alive for just as long as it takes to make my hot pocket.

[00:00:41]>> Yeah, I was going to say like I take longer poops than this thing is alive for. Wow.

[00:00:45]>> What would you guys do if you could only live for 5 minutes?

[00:00:47]>> I would just sprint and I wouldn't stop.

[00:00:49]I was going to say order pizza, but that takes 20 minutes to get. So that accomplishes nothing. If you ordered pizza, your great great grandson would be able to eat it.

[00:00:58]>> Yeah. How >> crazy is that?

[00:00:59]>> He would be speeding so fast to try and get to Randazos. Oh man. Next up though, we have a m which only lives for 1 hour, which is still way longer than a mayfly, but still like they once they spawn in, they must have like their tasks that they just bang bang bang bang bang. I only got an hour. I only got an hour.

[00:01:16]Only got an hour. Do they know that they only have an hour? I'm sure they do, but maybe time moves like way slower for them. But what I'm wondering is that half of these guys only know nighttime.

[00:01:26]>> That's true, actually. Yeah. Whenever they're born, they get that amount of time, right? So if it's night time, it they literally could think that the sun isn't real.

[00:01:33]>> Yeah, that's crazy. For like generations at a time, it'll all be dark and then for the next couple generations of them, it'll all be light.

[00:01:40]>> They can't even get through one single movie.

[00:01:42]>> They must have some crazy stories.

[00:01:45]>> Next up, guys, the striper lives for only 3 hours. Now, that's the male. So, I guess the females live for a little bit longer. And the males live just long enough to find a boo. This next one's surprising. Um, we all know this. It's a male wasp, and they only live for 24 hours. The male fig wasps hatch and mate inside a fig, then die. That's it. Bing bing bing bang.

[00:02:08]>> Oh, I used to wait. So, do I only dislike female wasps? Cuz those are the ones that those are the ones that get me.

[00:02:14]>> Well, these are specifically fig wasps, boys. This is a particular species in the fig. Well, guys, I think a lot of females in general, like in the insect world, are the like they're the powerhouses.

[00:02:24]>> That's true, actually. Yes. Especially ants.

[00:02:26]>> Next up, we have a mosquito. They only live for 10 days, but I wish that they only live for 10 minutes because I hate them.

[00:02:33]>> I hate them. I hate them. I don't like mosquitoes.

[00:02:35]>> Not only do I hate them personally, but they've also killed the most amount of humans by far of any animal in the animal kingdom.

[00:02:43]>> How many mosquitoes have we killed? Is it even?

[00:02:45]>> Well, we probably killed way more than them, but there's also like trillions of them, I'm sure.

[00:02:48]>> Yeah, dude. They there's still so many of them and they die every 10 days. That means that there was probably like a quadrillion mosquitoes in rotation every year. I am trying to think about this guys. Like imagine you're a mosquito, right? You have 10 days. Does that mean like day one you're like a goooo gingong like little baby and you don't know anything? And then day two you kind of figure it out like you're 10 years old.

[00:03:07]Day three you're like 20 years old compared to human lives. And then like by day nine are you just like a grandpa?

[00:03:13]Are you like I can't even sting anything anymore. I I just want to die.

[00:03:19]>> I remember the good old days.

[00:03:20]>> I remember 5 days ago when I stung four people.

[00:03:24]>> Anyway, next up, >> it is how it goes.

[00:03:26]>> Next up, we're jumping up to 28 days, which is the lifespan of a fly, particularly a house fly. They live longer inside warm houses, so keep your house cold and the fly will die quicker.

[00:03:36]>> Noted. Next up, 59 days is um the shortest living fish's lifespan. They are called the pygmy fish. There's no at the end of lifespan, by the way.

[00:03:47]>> Py pygmy goi. Pygmy goi. I've never heard of that fish. They only reach 1 centimeter in length.

[00:03:52]>> There's also no D at the end of lifespan, by the way.

[00:03:54]>> Yeah, lifespan.

[00:03:55]>> Yeah, there you go. That's pretty long considering it's the like the shortest of the fish.

[00:04:00]>> Well, I think that there are shorter fish lifespans. Um, particularly when a shark eats it on day one of survival.

[00:04:08]>> That's a good point. That is a good point. I I got to give you that. Next up though, we're moving into the reptile kingdom. And the shortest lifespan in the reptile kingdom is labor's chameleons. They live just long enough to reproduce.

[00:04:20]>> You know, there was some guy like named Allan Labour and he found this chameleon. He's like, "That chameleon.

[00:04:25]I'm naming that the Labour chameleon."

[00:04:28]>> That is a really cool looking chameleon.

[00:04:29]>> Next up, 6 months is how long a cockroach lives. They can survive for days with no head. What the flip? Okay, go ahead cockroach.

[00:04:38]>> Yeah, I thought that they were like unkillable, but they can die in only 6 months. So, it's not that long.

[00:04:43]>> That is kind of impressive that they can live with no head, but mother nature's is going to kill them in 6 months.

[00:04:48]>> Well, they can also survive like nuclear explosions. That's why that's the picture behind it and like radiation and all that. So, they're like sickos when it comes to surviving except against father time. Apparently, >> it'll get us all.

[00:04:59]>> Next up, 11 months is the lifespan of an ant. And the largest ant nest found over the largest ant nest found was over 3700 m wide. Oh my god.

[00:05:12]>> Wait, how wide is the USA? Like how how wide is the US? Like 5,000 m >> is 6,742 mi.

[00:05:19]>> Yeah. So that's over half of the USA is one ant nest.

[00:05:23]>> The USA is 2800 miles from east to west.

[00:05:26]>> All right, I GOT THAT WRONG. WOW.

[00:05:29]>> WOW. WAIT, it's only 2,800. Wow. Wow.

[00:05:31]That's not a lot.

[00:05:32]>> We watched the Kirks video where like it it spans from North America to South America. That's like how long the colony is. It says that's one nest though. Like I figured a colony had like a trillion net nests, but this is saying it's one nest.

[00:05:46]>> Yeah. And the crazy part is that like if you are an ant in that nest, you're only living for 11 months. So you can't even surv like you can't even live long enough to see all of the nests. You know what I mean? You can only travel so far if you're a tiny little ant. Not like they insane. Ants are crazy.

[00:06:00]>> Next up is the shortest living amphibian. The Blanchard Cricut frog lives only 11.5 months. So close to a year. so close to living to one years old.

[00:06:11]>> Elbow. There's had to be at least one that made it to a year though, right?

[00:06:14]And he was like the ancient frog.

[00:06:17]>> No, Alex, they hit November. They hit middle of November and they die.

[00:06:20]>> Well, speaking of one year, uh the shortest living mammal makes it to one year, which is an antidenus.

[00:06:28]They die from stress after breeding non-stop. What a life this thing lives.

[00:06:34]>> Okay. Wow, that's crazy.

[00:06:36]>> Let me write that down. Next up, we have the typical spider has a two-year lifespan. The female house spider typically outlives the males. Let's go, girls. Yes, >> we're starting to get to the point where I'm not surprised by any of these. You know, a spider living 2 years, in my opinion, is is 2 years too long, especially if it's inside of my house.

[00:06:54]It really depends what you got to burn it down.

[00:06:57]>> There's like a million different spiders. I feel like they're not all They can't all be that close.

[00:07:00]>> Well, this is a house spider. Yeah, like the spider, for example. Sometimes >> there's different house spiders, though.

[00:07:05]Yeah, I No, that's But there's different house spiders. Like I found multiple different species of spider in my house.

[00:07:09]>> And how long did they live when you kept them captive?

[00:07:11]>> Well, honestly, I I don't kill them very often cuz I don't really care. And then they kill like the bad bugs for me. So, I've had I've had a guy named Frankie.

[00:07:19]He's been living in my shower for a little while. So, he he's he's seen my butt cheeks and we're chill.

[00:07:24]>> Does he also see the spiders?

[00:07:26]>> How long's it been?

[00:07:27]>> No, no, he is a spider.

[00:07:28]>> Oh, okay. All right. I thought that Okay, never mind.

[00:07:31]>> Well, he he he kind of comes in and out.

[00:07:34]He's uh he'll be there for like a week and then he he'll leave for a little bit and then he and then he'll come back.

[00:07:39]Frankie's probably got some stories.

[00:07:41]>> Next up, guys, 3 years is the average lifespan of a hamster. Hamsters process alcohol really quickly and efficiently if you didn't know.

[00:07:49]>> Why is that the fun fact? There's some scientists right there like, "Oh yeah, you want some tequila?

[00:07:55]>> How are you processing this?

[00:07:56]>> Is this processing good?"

[00:07:58]>> It's just immediately coming out of its butt as soon as he drinks it. Next up, we have a rat coming in at 4 years.

[00:08:05]Surprisingly, rats are clean and hate getting dirty.

[00:08:08]>> That's a lie.

[00:08:09]>> That's got to be a lie. They literally live in like the smallest crevices of like slime.

[00:08:14]>> I hate rats.

[00:08:15]>> Yeah, they must be angry 24/7 if if they don't like being dirty. And they're constantly dirty. They must be just like, I hate this.

[00:08:22]>> Have you ever met someone that like loves rats and mice? Cuz there's going to be people that watch this video that are going to comment, I love rats. How dare you be mean to rats? It's a thing.

[00:08:30]No, not one person is going to comment that. There will not be one person that comment that they love rats.

[00:08:34]>> I mean, rats rats and mice are very smart, you know. That's why we do a lot of tests on them because they're they're pretty intelligent and they're close to human DNA.

[00:08:41]>> Yeah, guys, comment down below. There's no way. There's not going to be one person. Um, the shortest living bird has a 4-year lifespan. It's the house sparrow, and they are vulnerable to predators. Oh, poor guys. Next up, ladies and gentlemen, is a surprising one. The octopus only lives for 5 years.

[00:08:58]The giant Pacific octopus actually has blue blood. And a lot of people think that if the octopus could live for longer, it would take over the world because they are apparently one of the smartest creatures on planet Earth. But they only live for 5 years. So they can't really do much in that time.

[00:09:11]>> Sounds like they're not that smart then if they can't live. Cuz if you think about it, humans, we used to only live for like 30 years. But we're so smart that we were able to expand our lives by 40 more years cuz we're that much smarter than stupid octopuses. Got them.

[00:09:23]>> They are not as smart as us. Octopuses is correct. Actually, it's been reverted.

[00:09:26]>> Really? Mhm.

[00:09:27]>> Next up, we have lions.

[00:09:31]Uh they they live up to eight years. Uh male lions live much shorter due to fights and injuries, but I thought the lionesses were the ones that hunted. I guess the lions fight each other to become the alpha of the group.

[00:09:45]>> And they will defend against some other packs and stuff. You know, they'll they'll they'll have to >> ladies step aside. This is a man's work.

[00:09:53]>> And then he gets like one little scratch.

[00:09:54]>> Okay, you take over. Ow. Ow. This hurts.

[00:09:57]>> I'm not going to make it. Take my ladies.

[00:10:00]>> And next off, 8.5 years is the average lifespan of a dog. They can sleep with one eye open to watch for predators.

[00:10:07]>> It looks like that dog doesn't have much more time to live.

[00:10:09]>> That guy seems angry. All right, next up. 9 years is the lifespan of a large dog. A large A large body size is tied to higher chances of cancer.

[00:10:19]>> A puppy. Thanks.

[00:10:20]>> I think they just called you fat, Jack.

[00:10:22]>> Small dogs live longer. Next up, we got a rabbit. They live for 9.5 years.

[00:10:27]>> That's surprising, actually. I thought that would would have been a lot quicker.

[00:10:31]>> Some rabbits are huge. Have you ever seen like a picture of like someone holding a giant rabbit?

[00:10:35]>> I have, actually, like a like a pet rabbit.

[00:10:37]>> Yeah. Some pet rabbits that are the size of like dogs.

[00:10:40]>> This insane.

[00:10:42]>> They have competitions where they'll do like the biggest rabbit in the world.

[00:10:45]And those things are It doesn't even look real how big they get. We got to show a picture of it.

[00:10:50]>> Dude, I'm telling you, bro. Those things are >> What are you talking about?

[00:10:53]>> And that's a full grown human, too.

[00:10:55]That's not That's >> What are you talking about?

[00:10:57]>> That's crazy. I told you those things are huge, man.

[00:11:00]>> I told you those things are huge, man.

[00:11:03]>> That lifespan's got to be maybe 5 years for that giant.

[00:11:06]>> What the Yo, this is crazy.

[00:11:10]>> All right, shout out Alex. Mom, >> I got to get me a rabbit. These things are awesome.

[00:11:14]>> All right, next up is also really surprising. We have a goldfish and they have a lifespan of 10 years which I thought at a carnival like they died within 5 days. I didn't know they lived for 10 years.

[00:11:25]>> Another interesting thing is that they apparently have the memory span of at least 3 months. That's better than a lot of things.

[00:11:30]>> Oh wow.

[00:11:31]>> Why did people say they have a goldfish memory?

[00:11:33]>> A they got a bad rap.

[00:11:34]>> Yeah. Seriously, dude. They're getting made fun of. Next up, 10.4 years is the average lifespan of an owl. Their face shape funnels sound to pinpoint prey if you didn't know.

[00:11:44]>> That's pretty cool. That's sick, dude.

[00:11:46]>> Next up, we have a chicken.uk.

[00:11:48]That was my chicken impression if you guys were wondering. Uh, that lives for 10.5 years.

[00:11:53]>> I'm guessing, are these like wild chickens? Cuz I feel like a lot of chickens are not surviving that long, especially if they're Chick-fil-A chickens, if you know what I mean.

[00:12:00]>> That's true. But also, a lot of chickens are used for laying eggs, and those ones live like until they're done laying eggs. So, a long time.

[00:12:08]>> Next up, 11 years is the lifespan of a cheetah, and they are the fastest land animal ever. I like how the picture is depicting it seemingly to be friends with the gazelle when we know that's not how that goes.

[00:12:20]>> They're bestest buddies. I actually did learn, maybe not too recently, but kind of recently that like cheetahs, if they're raised with like a dog, they'll actually be bestest friends and the cheetah won't kill the dog.

[00:12:33]>> I like Cheetos. I also like Cheetos. I like Cheeettes. I like cheese puffs.

[00:12:37]Wait, the puffs. Cheese puffs. No, I don't like the one that get like stuck in your teeth.

[00:12:41]>> Oh my god. And you got to suck on your finger to get it off. Oh my god.

[00:12:45]>> Yeah. While that process for me, >> that's going to bring down your lifespan by a few years. Next up, 12 years is the average age of a ship. A ship was once was one of the first ever successful blood donors. I did not know that. Very cool. Thank you, Shep.

[00:12:59]>> I hope a pig pops up here cuz I can do a good pig impression and I want to show it off. I'm not sure it's going to be.

[00:13:04]>> Hey, look at me. I'm a pig.

[00:13:06]>> Pigs actually live a long time. They're going to pop up later.

[00:13:08]>> Well, if it pops up, I'll do it for you.

[00:13:10]>> All right. 14 years is the next guy and that is the lifespan of a tiger.

[00:13:14]>> I hate to break it to you, Adam, that's a woman.

[00:13:16]>> That is a tiger.

[00:13:19]>> Ew. Next up, we have the small dog and the Chihuahua.

[00:13:23]15 years. Oh, I wish that they would not live that long. Sorry. I'm sorry. I hate Chihuahua. I hate Chihuahua. LITTLE THE YAP AND THE YAP AND THE YAP.

[00:13:33]>> IT IS ANNOYING. AND ALSO, WELL, YEAH, it's annoying. And also our next door neighbor has two tiny dogs and they just yap all the time. He doesn't even care.

[00:13:44]Like he he's literally he'll literally walk the dog past our house and IT'S LIKE both of them and he just like hey how's it going?

[00:13:53]Like like there's no like stop barking.

[00:13:56]There's none of that.

[00:13:57]>> Probably tried that for the first 10 years and it's just like >> you think I don't know.

[00:14:00]>> What do you want him TO DO?

[00:14:01]>> PUT A MUZZLE ON THEM.

[00:14:02]>> Every time they bark like that I just start farting in its face.

[00:14:05]>> Let's move on. Next up is the seagull.

[00:14:10]15.2 years is the average lifespan of the French fries stealing birds of the ocean.

[00:14:18]>> I got to respect them. They they they got the best food in the animal kingdom.

[00:14:22]It's just French fries and burgers and subs.

[00:14:24]>> I did not realize, but they have a special organ to drink salt water.

[00:14:28]That's something I've never heard of before. One time I tricked them and I I put I put a bunch of sand. I I ate all the fries out of the car and thing that I put sand in it and then they thought that it was fries and they there was like 50 of them all swarming in to get the fries and they were just eating sand.

[00:14:43]Do you think they learned a lesson there? They were like, "Oh man, we're not doing that again." Adam got me.

[00:14:50]>> Nice Adam. Uh next up we have the lioness lives 15.4 years. That is almost double the length of the lion. That's pretty crazy. Lioness's are faster and more agile than male lions. It's good.

[00:15:03]Good to know. Yeah, that's cool.

[00:15:05]>> Next up, 16 years is the lifespan of a kitty cat. Go.

[00:15:13]>> Next up, 17 years.

[00:15:15]>> That made me uncomfortable. I that I didn't love that one.

[00:15:18]>> If I had a If I had a cat costume, it would have been on by now.

[00:15:22]You're >> lucky. I don't think you're going to like this next one, Alec, because 17 years is the average lifespan of a cow.

[00:15:31]Fun fact, I have a fun fact about cows.

[00:15:33]We do have a fun fact. It is available for purchase at beg brojack.co if you want to get yourself a Bessie cow plushy.

[00:15:40]>> Milk sold separately.

[00:15:41]>> My fun fact though is they don't actually say moo. They say m.

[00:15:46]Wow, that was awful. Uh-oh. Next up, we got the big 18 years. Wait. Yeah. Why is the picture of it like not at a farm having fun? This thing's dead.

[00:15:58]>> Poor dude's taking a nap with an apple in his mouth.

[00:16:00]>> Yeah, maybe he's just eating fruit.

[00:16:01]>> All right, here's here's my pig noise. I don't know if it's gonna pop up in Discord because it'll cut out, but >> I hope not.

[00:16:06]>> Here we go.

[00:16:07]>> I hope it doesn't.

[00:16:07]>> I haven't done it in years.

[00:16:10]>> I shouldn't hype myself up because now I have to do good.

[00:16:13]>> Take your time.

[00:16:20]>> Let me try again.

[00:16:21]>> That sounded pretty good, I think. I I don't know if I heard that. It's like a pig when when it's like running around and it's scared and it's like, "Ow, don't kill me."

[00:16:29]>> Oh, it's like whailing.

[00:16:30]>> It really hurts my throat, though.

[00:16:34]>> My dad can do it better.

[00:16:36]>> I'm I'm still not getting it. Can you try one more time?

[00:16:39]>> Come on.

[00:16:40]>> Oh, it didn't come through.

[00:16:41]>> Try my best. Okay. It's making me cry.

[00:16:45]>> It's an emotional topic.

[00:16:49]>> That one came through.

[00:16:51]>> Yeah.

[00:16:51]>> It's not my best work. I've done it better. It's been a long time. I got to work on it.

[00:16:55]>> That was pretty solid. Alec, I thought that just sounded like >> Wow. Wait, that was good.

[00:17:00]>> Wait, that's way better than whatever Alec was doing. I'm not even kidding.

[00:17:03]That they don't they don't >> No. Yes, >> they don't do that. I thought that they did.

[00:17:08]>> Yeah, they do.

[00:17:09]>> Like like Yeah, like you know, >> Adam, what do you think they sound like?

[00:17:12]>> Like like that?

[00:17:14]>> Yeah.

[00:17:15]>> Comment down below, guys. How do they How do they sound?

[00:17:18]>> Comment down below who did a better cake impression.

[00:17:22]It has to be Jack. There's no way.

[00:17:23]There's no way anybody's commenting out.

[00:17:27]>> Whatever, dude. I gave it my best effort.

[00:17:28]>> That was pretty good, Alec. I got to give it to you.

[00:17:30]>> All right. Uh, next up, the lifespan of a kangaroo is 22 years. Females can pause pregnancy to decide when to give birth. Go ahead, queen. #mychoice.

[00:17:41]>> My body, my choice.

[00:17:42]>> Next up, 25 years is the age of a bear when it dies. A bear's smell is about 100 times stronger than ours. So when it farts, oh man, it probably passes out.

[00:17:53]>> I would love that.

[00:17:54]>> It gets the best of the best and the worst of the worst, man.

[00:17:56]>> Next up, 26 years old is the age of a bald eagle. When it falls out of the sky and dies, they can actually expand their nests yearly, and some of them weigh up to a ton.

[00:18:07]>> That's a lot of weight.

[00:18:08]>> Adam, you're only 25. So if you were an eagle, you would die in a year.

[00:18:12]>> Did you guys know that eagles make different noises than what we think?

[00:18:16]LIKE THE KAKA, that sound is actually a falcon. Eagles sound way different.

[00:18:22]>> No, it's not even Kaka. IT'S LIKE THE >> YEAH, that they don't make that sound.

[00:18:27]That's like a falcon sound that we decided we were going to make eagles sound like that cuz they're they're just cooler.

[00:18:33]>> Well, bald eagles, I think that they make like kind of a lame sound. That's kind of why they couldn't use that one.

[00:18:37]They were like, "No, we got to make it sound cooler."

[00:18:39]>> Kind of sound like Adam.

[00:18:40]>> Next up, we have horse. They live for 27 years. Smaller breeds like ponies often outlive larger breeds.

[00:18:46]>> That's our year, Alec. We're We're horses. Alec and I are 27 years old, which makes us a horse in the animal kingdom. Let's go. Woo. All right. Next up, 30 years is the average lifespan of a giant snake. And I kind of don't want none unless you got buns. Hun. They actually live much shorter in the wild, though. Only about 10 years.

[00:19:06]>> Probably cuz they get eaten or something.

[00:19:08]>> Could be deforestation, too. They're in the rainforest, which is disappearing by the day. 38 years old is the age of a gorilla beating its chest one last time.

[00:19:17]They share about 98% of their DNA with humans. All right. Turtle right there.

[00:19:21]The average lifespan is 45 years. I honestly thought it would be way longer than that because when we when we went to the pet store one time, Jack, they were saying like some could live up to 110 years. Tortoise.

[00:19:31]>> Tortoise.

[00:19:32]>> Oh, a tortoise.

[00:19:33]>> Yeah, that's not a turtle.

[00:19:34]>> I'm changing my Come on. That's what I meant. That That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Come on. Come on. It's not funny. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.

[00:19:42]>> Same family almost.

[00:19:43]>> You did lose to an ant. Your original answer. That's actually technically a termite queen, boys.

[00:19:50]>> Yeah, termites live 50 years on average.

[00:19:53]>> That is incredible, by the way, that an insect can live to be 50 years old.

[00:19:58]It's natural causes and everything cuz I could end that termite pretty quick if I wanted to. Next up, 53 years is how long parrots could live. McCall's grow as long as three feet and weigh up to four pounds. Alec, tell us how you peed on one.

[00:20:10]>> No, I've never peed on one of those. But I have taught one to say really naughty word. Yeah, I knew it.

[00:20:16]>> Spike me. Spank me.

[00:20:17]>> Oh, here we go. I think this was Alex.

[00:20:19]Uh, it was a crocodile. 68 years. And that's not 67. So, nobody comment 67. 68 years average lifespan for a crocodile.

[00:20:26]>> That's Alex the crocodile, you're saying? Why is his name Alex?

[00:20:28]>> What do you What does that mean?

[00:20:29]>> Isn't that Wasn't that your guess?

[00:20:30]>> No.

[00:20:31]>> Oh, okay.

[00:20:31]>> I guess the jellyfish.

[00:20:33]>> Yeah, Adam, you freaking nink.

[00:20:34]>> That was close. They're both in water.

[00:20:35]>> You Neanderthal, >> I thought. Okay.

[00:20:37]>> Next up, 69 years is a axelottle. Um, that's the oldest living amphibian. Oh, no. It's an What is an M? That's a Dude, that's an axelottle. What is an M?

[00:20:50]>> Axel.

[00:20:51]>> Apparently, it is an It is a It is It is an aquatic salamander.

[00:20:56]>> That's insane. They could go years without eating. Alec can't go 5 minutes.

[00:21:00]>> Axelottals are Mexican while Ms are European. I'm getting pizza tonight.

[00:21:06]>> Next up, ladies and gentlemen, we have 70 years. That is how long an elephant can live. They're intelligent and they have large brains for their body size.

[00:21:16]Alec, speak to that.

[00:21:17]>> I um washed an elephant before and then I walked it and I stuck it my hand like in its trunk and it's really slimy and ie in there.

[00:21:26]>> Wow. Oh, you you were getting the boogies, >> dude. It's so gross. And it like sneezed on me and then it pooped and peed everywhere. And let me tell you, when it peed, I couldn't stop watching.

[00:21:35]>> What?

[00:21:37]>> That was an inside thought that got out of his head, guys. Sorry about that.

[00:21:40]>> Has brought up peeing or getting peed on multiple times. That's all you want to know.

[00:21:44]>> No, let's just say I elephants got five legs.

[00:21:48]>> Okay. Anyway, ne next up, Adam, take it away.

[00:21:50]>> All right. 71 years. We're officially at the average lifespan of a human male.

[00:21:55]Um, higher rates of cardiovascular disease. Explain the gap. So, I'm guessing women live longer. Dang it.

[00:22:02]Another win for the women. WE CAN'T GET ANYTHING. WELL, ADAM, I MEAN, next up is the oldest living bird. Wisdom is actually the name of the oldest bird, which is an albatross. That is actually surprising considering an albatross is the biggest species of bird, right, that can fly.

[00:22:17]>> That's a great point. Yeah. Wow. And it's also my favorite bird. It's super cool.

[00:22:20]>> I think an albatross spends the most time in the air, right?

[00:22:23]>> It does. Yeah.

[00:22:24]>> So, gra like like it doesn't have the weight of gravity as much as other animals.

[00:22:28]>> They can go a year. They can go literally a whole year without landing.

[00:22:31]>> Maybe I'm on that.

[00:22:32]>> Maybe I'm on to something about the gravity part.

[00:22:34]>> You could be, Adam. You could be. Maybe.

[00:22:35]>> Next up, we have 76 years. Flip that around. Um, and it's a human female.

[00:22:41]>> Alex, >> wait, that is not my mom. That has nothing to do with my mom.

[00:22:47]>> If that's the average lifespan, guys, you guys are already past a third of your lives.

[00:22:50]>> That is I I don't like think I do think about that sometimes. And >> and time only passes faster as you get older.

[00:22:56]>> I should have said that for the male one. I don't know why I brought up with the female one. You guys are both >> Oh my god.

[00:23:01]>> I'm Wait, I'm not going to assume. All right, next up. 85 years is the average lifespan of the blue whale.

[00:23:08]>> Once again, this is another surprising one considering stroke. What happened, Adam?

[00:23:12]>> That's I was doing the the blue the blue whale mating call.

[00:23:15]>> Oh, sorry.

[00:23:15]>> Blue whales are big, but they live to be really long. Longer than us on average, which is kind of surprising.

[00:23:22]>> I think it's gravity again cuz since they're in water, you know, you don't have the force of gravity as much.

[00:23:26]You're >> No, stupid. Think about this. Think about this, Adam. Elephants lift to 70 and they're a thousand times heavier than us. Us. Not literally, but you know what I'm saying?

[00:23:35]>> How does that make sense, Adam? How does it make sense?

[00:23:36]>> It's because they have four legs, so they're able to they're able to space out the the weight more >> distribution. That is a good answer.

[00:23:43]>> Somebody comment down below like why these things are the way that they are, PLEASE.

[00:23:46]>> COME ON. NEXT UP, 100red years is how long an American lobster could live if it doesn't end up at Red Lobster on my dinner plate.

[00:23:54]>> All right, so we got a tortoise at 110 lifespan. Then we got the geoduck at 140ear lifespan. Then we got the oldest living reptile with his Jonathan the tortoise and he's currently 192 years old. Bang. I won.

[00:24:08]>> No, it's not over yet. Also, I think that the geod duck. I don't know exactly what it is, but I'm pretty sure they're really sus, dude.

[00:24:14]>> Yeah, they're really >> What do you mean? What do you mean they're sus?

[00:24:16]>> Look up a video of that, Alex.

[00:24:17]>> There's 200 years for a red sea urchin, 250 years for the orange ruffy.

[00:24:22]>> Slow reproduction leaves them prone to over fishing. Oh, so they don't reproduce as much. Oh, yeah. If they get if they get caught by the fisherman, they could they could go extinct. I see.

[00:24:31]>> That's rough, buddy.

[00:24:32]>> Yeah.

[00:24:33]>> We got 268 years for the oldest living mammal, which is a bowhead whale. Some of them have marks of harpoons.

[00:24:40]>> Wow. Yeah. 268 years ago. That is really old.

[00:24:42]>> What is the date of that, >> dude? The tales that could tell >> they might have seen America like become America.

[00:24:50]>> How do they actually know how old it is?

[00:24:51]Like, how long did they keep track of that thing? It was 1758.

[00:24:55]>> They did, bro. The older ones literally saw America.

[00:24:59]>> Oh my gosh. They've seen it all, man.

[00:25:01]>> Yeah, they they've everything.

[00:25:03]>> We're not even at the end here. 280 years is the average lifespan of a freshwater pearl muscle.

[00:25:08]>> That doesn't count, bro. What is like, who cares? It doesn't >> Okay, I'm sorry I haven't said it.

[00:25:12]>> 300 years is how long tube worms live.

[00:25:16]>> I hope not tapeworms, cuz I'd be in big trouble if that's true. Next up is my fish, the oldest living fish, the Greenland shark. They can't actually breed until they are 150 years old. That must be a boring 150 years as a little baby.

[00:25:31]>> I feel like maybe I'm stupid. Well, I'm definitely stupid, but why can't scientists just like extract some DNA from them and figure out why they age so slowly and then stick it into my butt cheeks so that I age slow? Like, I would do that, dude.

[00:25:45]>> Yeah, we know you'd stick stuff on your butt cheeks, man. They are not GENETICALLY COMPATIBLE.

[00:25:49]>> OH, COME ON. COME ON. THAT'S THE OBVIOUS ANSWER. I can't believe you.

[00:25:53]>> No, but they're scientists. They should be able to like figure it out and make them compatible. Oh my god.

[00:25:57]>> That's kind of what science is. They're playing with the >> When AI becomes more advanced, they'll be able to answer that.

[00:26:03]>> That's what I'm hoping for cuz I don't want to die. Next up, we have the ocean qua hog. It can take them several decades to reach maturity. It lives to 57. Oh my. Is that that fish? No.

[00:26:15]>> No, it's not a fish. It's like a blam looking thing.

[00:26:17]>> So, next up is 4,000 years is a black coral. These guys are actually living.

[00:26:22]These deep sea coral are found in oceans worldwide.

[00:26:24]>> I just want you to to read the last one.

[00:26:26]Can we can you get through these ones, Adam? And I want you to read the last one.

[00:26:29]>> All right. Next up, 14,000 years.

[00:26:30]Monafusi.

[00:26:32]Um, they live over 1,000 meters deep in the ocean. Next up, the glass sponge lives 15,000 years on average. They first appeared more than 570 million years ago. And one lives forever forever.

[00:26:44]>> No, that's cheating. That's cheating. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE. Nothing lives forever. It's a jelly.

[00:26:48]>> ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT ALIENS.

[00:26:50]>> IN THE GREAT WORDS of my friend Alec the race, it doesn't have eyeballs, guys.

[00:26:53]Can we Can we even count it?

[00:26:54]>> This means the tortoise live forever.

[00:26:57]>> Does it actually? I don't even know.

[00:26:58]>> I'm not sure, dude. That thing's made of jelly.

[00:27:00]>> Count it. Lives forever.

[00:27:03]>> Oh my god.

[00:27:04]>> I don't know what this nonsense is.

[00:27:05]>> Plant. We're getting into plants and jelly. There's two jellyfish. Jelly >> would live forever. And they can also age in reverse. That's cheating, guys.

[00:27:12]>> Well, we got to get that DNA, guys. If you enjoyed this video and you want to see more just like it, then click right