SHARK MEMES

追加: 2026-05-15

[00:00:00]My name's Kevin, but most people just call me.

[00:00:08]Me exists, can't pass biology class, eats fish, lives on Earth, can't do 30 push-ups, swims, rarely interacts with others. Shark exists, can't pass biology class, eats fish, lives on Earth, can't do 30 push-ups, swims, rarely interacts with others.

[00:00:27]Me, Shark.

[00:00:30]You and I are not so different.

[00:00:34]Shark swims up to a diver for a cuddle every time she sees him. This has been going on for 7 years.

[00:00:41]Everyone liked that. What a nice shark.

[00:00:46]Excuse me.

[00:00:49]I love how great white sharks are terrifying until you get them at that one angle and then they're just Potato.

[00:00:59]Chumby.

[00:01:01]Name is Grumbbo.

[00:01:04]Friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend. Shark has no end. I mean, they've been around like millions of years.

[00:01:15]The human eye can expand up to 55% while looking at something you love.

[00:01:22]Shark.

[00:01:24]Same PNG as last one.

[00:01:27]Somebody wants to get his nose booped.

[00:01:32]My girlfriend's brother took this photo of a taxiderermized shark in a museum in Switzerland. And I'm crying. Why has he got the over butt?

[00:01:42]We're going to need a bigger amp.

[00:01:48]Sharks with human teeth are less scary.

[00:01:52]I don't know about you, but that's a little bit more scary for me.

[00:02:00]What's your next move in this situation?

[00:02:05]Run away.

[00:02:10]When you have too many responsibilities and you can't deal with them anymore.

[00:02:15]Whatever.

[00:02:16]Whatever.

[00:02:18]Whatever.

[00:02:21]Sharks discovered inside of active volcano and footage proves they're alive.

[00:02:28]Shark NATO riders. Write that down.

[00:02:31]Write that down.

[00:02:34]Steve, it's his favorite spot in the whole house.

[00:02:42]That poor shark looks like he had a loose canine. B.

[00:02:48]When you join a small subreddit that has people with the same humor as you.

[00:02:53]No dumb friends. I love King Shark.

[00:02:58]I'm going to visit the sea.

[00:03:02]Well, here I am. Who's your friend? He's called a fish.

[00:03:08]Her? I bet he's out again with other girls. Him.

[00:03:14]Even worse, other sharks.

[00:03:20]Shark with no teeth. Why is he eight?

[00:03:23]But but but it it bit Jesus Christmas.

[00:03:32]Oh, guys, it's just a cat. We can jump in the water.

[00:03:36]Remote controlled heliumfilled flying shark.

[00:03:40]That is horrifying. What do you mean it's remote controlled?

[00:03:45]So, my son, who started crocheting earlier this year, decided he wanted to start micro crocheting. He made a whale.

[00:03:55]Why do sharks live in salt water?

[00:03:59]Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

[00:04:05]How I look when people are talking about sharks. And I don't know if I should introduce myself.

[00:04:11]Yeah, man. You should. You really should. Horrifying.

[00:04:17]More horrifying when two people are talking to me at the same time.

[00:04:24]Guys, guys, chill. I can't keep up.

[00:04:28]Shark NATO.

[00:04:33]I can't get over the fact that this Hammerhead shark art is from the 1700s.

[00:04:39]Hammerhead shark art from the 1700s. You have to stop. Your vibe is too joyful, your smile too contagious, your character too whimsy, they'll giblify you.

[00:04:50]Sharks, every time there's a cataclysmic extinction event. Oh, damn. That's crazy. Anyway, good thing I'm so smooth.

[00:04:58]# sharks are so smooth, extinction events just slide right off them.

[00:05:04]Who cares?

[00:05:07]This bedroom.

[00:05:09]Oh my god. Mystery as female hammerhead sharks found gathering under full moon would give anything to be invited to this. Shark witches. Shark witches. Shark witches.

[00:05:24]Sounds like a flavor of sandwich.

[00:05:27]Boo. You have been visited by the rare cute liopard shark and have been granted good luck. Thank her.

[00:05:36]Florida divers encountered an abnormally round bull shark. Bull sharks typically weigh 250 lb, but this one is closer to 600 lb. That is a mutated beast from a game.

[00:05:50]Sharks according to the media. Sharks in real life. Dolphins according to the media. Dolphins in real life.

[00:06:00]Haters are going to say this is photoshopped.

[00:06:06]Believe it or not, this is a shark on the freeway in Houston, Texas.

[00:06:12]Must be lit with the shark, though. It's like you got new maps in the DLC.

[00:06:16]Temporary access.

[00:06:19]Sharks have survived four of the big five mass extinctions. This makes them older than humanity, Mount Everest, dinosaurs, and even older than trees.

[00:06:29]I knew I was right on the money.

[00:06:32]You can't stick a song in my head all day with just two words.

[00:06:37]Baby shark. Oh no, we're not friends anymore.

[00:06:42]Try and tell me this shark biting an engine isn't the cutest thing ever. Look at that smile.

[00:06:50]But what the what the freak? What the freak is that? I don't know. Type large guy. Place of origin? The water. Net worth $29. Gravel or soggy? Not right now.

[00:07:02]Thresher sharks look like how I feel during any interaction.

[00:07:06]The side eye.

[00:07:09]I hate shark slander. They're literally just sitting in their own living room.

[00:07:14]He doesn't know what the freak is going on.

[00:07:19]>> Ugu.

[00:07:23]>> I need to have my tablet taken away.

[00:07:26]This is how I would go for walks with my whale shark wife if I was a whale shark.

[00:07:30]and we were married.

[00:07:34]My son begged me for the stupid shark at the souvenir shop and then photobombed my pick. It's now my favorite pick from our visit to the Oregon coast.

[00:07:46]Looks like you're with my artistic eyes.

[00:07:51]Beast image I found online.

[00:07:54]Holy hard.

[00:07:58]She's going to need a bigger lawn. The sharks are circling in this front yard thanks to the hard work of an art teacher who sculpted the animals out of snow and ice. Story here.

[00:08:12]Dad doesn't want shark. Family gets shark anyways. Dad and the shark.

[00:08:21]She didn't look like this when she left the bar.

[00:08:26]Upside down great white sharks.

[00:08:29]Creepy.

[00:08:33]I love you. I'm literally a stuffed shark.

[00:08:38]Me when I when I do sharks play the harmonica like this or this?

[00:08:48]A 392year-old Greenland shark in the Arctic Ocean wandering the ocean since 1627.

[00:08:55]Has it considered running for president?

[00:09:00]Nah, it's not old enough.

[00:09:03]The Discovery Channel office building during Shark Week. Aw, the shark is wearing a building costume.

[00:09:13]My reaction to that information.

[00:09:17]Graffiti artist transforms a beach rock into a gigantic great white shark.

[00:09:24]This was the hardest thing I have ever painted. I was literally beat up by the waves and rising tide and forced to stop before it was finished.

[00:09:34]It's shark week.

[00:09:36]Seriously, why didn't someone let me know? I've got absolutely nothing prepared.

[00:09:46]I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

[00:09:51]artist creates a hammerhead shark made entirely from hammerheads.

[00:09:57]Cool. Now, make a sperm whale. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.

[00:10:03]According to Time, the annual number of worldwide shark bites is 10 times less than the number of people bitten by other people in New York. Damn, just one city alone.

[00:10:15]Shockingly, that has not ever occurred to me.

[00:10:19]Shockingly, it's good to bring older dogs to water so they can relax their arthritic joints and get a little exercise. Beautiful dog. Smooth dog.

[00:10:33]That's a goat.

[00:10:36]Rare photo of a great white shark stubbing his toe on the coffee table.

[00:10:43]I think I'll go for a swim.

[00:10:45]Nope.

[00:10:48]Great white shark in South Africa.

[00:10:52]My dumb ass. I thought I was trapped in an iceberg. Is it not? Oh, it's just waves. Huh?

[00:10:59]Megalodon. The shark that lived about 60 million years ago. How did he live 60 million years ago if the earth is only 220 years old?

[00:11:09]Well, he lived in the sea, not in the earth.

[00:11:13]Palontologist.

[00:11:17]A shark named Breton seemingly drew a self-portrait with its tracking device.

[00:11:24]Vincent Van Go when people start making shark memes to spread awareness that they're on the verge of extinction.

[00:11:33]Happy shark noises. Yeah, I guess that one did say he only survived four of the big five for you.

[00:11:43]Yeah, that's for you if you subscribe to the channel and like the video. and I will see you in the next one. Shark out.