Superstore Scenes That Always Deliver

[00:00:00]I'm having this baby here. Cheyenne, this is unacceptable. You're suspended, with pay. What you did back there [music] was awesome.

[00:00:07]>> They let me go. They fired Glenn. So, about that walkout. I know you're scared, [music] but rest assured, Cloud 9 will be fine without you.

[00:00:18]Oh, and have a heavenly day.

[00:00:35]That's what I think of her. Yeah, she's a fart noise.

[00:00:39]>> Yeah.

[00:00:39]>> [snorts] >> Yeah. Listen, who cares about Dina? We did it. Yeah.

[00:00:48]>> [applause and cheering] >> So, do we just go home now?

[00:01:03]Good morning. Morning.

[00:01:05]Can't believe we're back. Same stupid time cards, same boring beige halls.

[00:01:10]Actually, I think that cockroach in the light is new. Nope, Ernie's been here longer than me. I'm excited that things are getting back to normal. No more corporate getting all up in our business.

[00:01:21]>> Oh, you know that the district manager is still here, right? Jeff?

[00:01:26]What is Jeff still doing here? You don't think he's trying to find a reason to fire me, do you?

[00:01:30]>> No, Glenn, why would they fire you? They just hired you back. Because they're still mad that I gave Cheyenne maternity leave. Maybe they think that people like just walk all over me, like I'm some sort of pathetic Peter. Oh, come on.

[00:01:44]They don't They don't think you're that.

[00:01:46]>> You don't know. I mean, these corporate guys, they're out for blood, okay? They are vicious, savage monsters.

[00:01:54]Hey, everybody.

[00:01:55]Um, these are welcome back flowers. Oh.

[00:02:00]They give me a packet of plant food for it, but I left it in the car. So, if they die, I guess just throw them away.

[00:02:06]But, anyway, here.

[00:02:11]Cool. You guys have been through a lot in the last 2 days. Your manager getting fired, everybody walking out.

[00:02:18]>> walked out. I didn't. She did, he did, those three. I've got a PDF file. Great.

[00:02:23]Good. Thank you, as always, Dina. But, the point is that I don't want to just go back to the way things were. I want to know what we, as a company, can do better. Really?

[00:02:33]Great. Well, I think we should start with maternity.

[00:02:36]>> up, ladies and jerks, because I am so not in the mood.

[00:02:43]What is happening? No idea. Okay, I know corporate suits probably think I'm a big old softy, but as everyone here knows, I'm a hard-ass boss.

[00:02:53]And I act like this every day, not just today.

[00:02:58]Okay. Yeah. Um, what we were talking about when you came in was I wanted to Everybody here better do their job, or you're all going down.

[00:03:08]Oh.

[00:03:10]Just step out of the >> Just lift your leg up. I can't find the Just just hold them up. Get it off me.

[00:03:15]Yeah, all right. Well, all right, here.

[00:03:17]Just Yeah, this is easy. Gabby is in soft lines, Elias, grocery, Jonah, you're at the gun counter. Oh, oh, uh, can I switch with somebody? I just I don't really believe in guns. I mean, I'm just kind of against selling them or buying them or owning them. You don't have a gun? No, what do I need a gun for? Home security, hunting. I mean, without guns, how are you going to properly start a drag race?

[00:03:43]Vaya con Dios, amigos.

[00:03:45]Without a gun, I do not know how I would stop that raccoon from trying to impregnate my Winnie the Pooh lawn ornament. Okay, look, I'm not I'm not like against weapons as a whole. I I fenced in college.

[00:03:57]>> [laughter] >> Okay. What? What are you doing? Oh, I'm keeping a list of all the crazy white person stuff you say. Oh, fencing.

[00:04:04]That's definitely going on there. What else is on there?

[00:04:06]>> Oh, it's long. I got wearing boat shoes, BBC America, makes his own trail mix.

[00:04:11]>> You love my trail mix. All right. Okay, it's fine, Jonah. You can trade with >> Wait, wait, wait. We can just say no to a shift assignment because I would rather not be in fitting rooms.

[00:04:21]They're basically just fart capsules.

[00:04:23]Can I not be in menswear? Everything there reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, Brian. No, guys. What Jonah is asking for is different. He has a moral objection to guns.

[00:04:32]>> I'd be in the same position if the store asked us to start selling you know, hashish or or the morning-after pill.

[00:04:39]>> We sell the morning-after pill? What? I don't want to sell rice anymore. It doesn't taste like anything. And oriental >> All right, all right, all right.

[00:04:49]Okay.

[00:04:51]No changing shift assignments, okay? I get that we don't like selling guns or pills or rice, but we sell all those things in the store.

[00:05:00]End of story. Jonah, you stay on guns.

[00:05:02]Okay, fine, but I want my objection noted.

[00:05:05]Oh, that whole phrase is going on my list. Hey, Kyle the Cloud 9 Clown here, and I'm about to make it rain savings!

[00:05:13]>> [laughter] >> 15% off all dental products. You want the tooth? You can't handle the tooth!

[00:05:21]Meatballs with a chance of clouds? Give me a break! A dance break!

[00:05:27]>> [music] >> He killed 14 people and ate the meat off their bones. That's what the FBI has claimed about Daniel Hertzler, better known to millions as Kyle the Cloud 9 Clown.

[00:05:40]>> Damn. When white people go crazy, they really do it up. Yeah, we pretty much still have the market cornered on serial killing. It's one of the last non-integrated industries. Okay, but this is not the best in-store viewing.

[00:05:51]Amy, could you change it? Right, got it.

[00:05:54]Um Oh, no, no. No, you did That just made it worse.

[00:05:57]>> Yeah, thank you, Jonah. Um I'm sorry, Amy, could you just let me do it? Do you mind if I try? Thank you. purchased at a Cloud 9 store.

[00:06:05]All the victims were sawed into evenly portioned pieces with their genitals preserved in pickling jars. That makes sense.

[00:06:11]>> Oh, we sell pickle jars? It's not working. We're going to have to drown this out.

[00:06:17]Everybody sing, okay? Down in the valley where Ezekiel wept, cry, Ezekiel, cry.

[00:06:23]Come on, what's wrong with you? Garrett, give me a beat or something. Anything.

[00:06:28]Okay, the finger of the devil is poking through the foam. Cry, Ezekiel, cry. Cry it out. And the slide to hell goes all the way down. Cry, Ezekiel, cry.

[00:06:38]>> Cry it out. Okay, I need two volunteers.

[00:06:41]Oh, right here. I'm first. Pick me.

[00:06:43]Okay, thank you, Mateo. Who else?

[00:06:47]Anyone?

[00:06:50]Garrett. Yeah, I just wanted to say no.

[00:06:53]You're all ingrates. I hope someone sets you all on fire and you need a volunteer to put it out.

[00:06:58]>> It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Glenn.

[00:06:59]>> think it's enough. Okay, fine. I'll I'll do it.

[00:07:02]Okay, thank you, Jonah. Uh you and Mateo will be in charge of our in-store dog adoption today. Yes, that's right. The volunteer job was desirable. That was a lesson. Woah, the Samaritan, as he traveled, came to where the >> 6:00 a.m., Glenn. Okay, right. But, anyway, while the rest of you are having normal dogless days, these two selfless heroes will be in puppy heaven. I want to be in puppy heaven. I'll switch if anybody wants. I don't really care about dogs.

[00:07:34]I mean, I don't dislike them. I just, you know, I don't really have strong feelings one way or the other. You're a psychopath. Sociopath. He's a sociopath.

[00:07:42]Is it because they don't like you?

[00:07:44]>> No. No. I think it it says something about our priorities that we spend so much money on pets when there are literally millions of children without adequate nutrition.

[00:07:55]I hope you die. Okay. I need another volunteer. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

[00:08:00]Sandra, thank you. Lana, I am glad that you're an animal lover because we have a large number of hornets nests around the perimeter of the store. That's right.

[00:08:11]It's not always good to volunteer. That was another lesson.

[00:08:17]Today is a high alert day. I can't stress enough the importance of being vigilant and cautious in light of the serious threats we'll be facing.

[00:08:25]Dina's right. So, everybody keep an eye out for anything out of the ordinary, okay? Good. Let's watch out for people buying toilet paper, eggs, shaving cream, ketchup, your squeezables, your squirtables. Everything is a weapon today, okay? What about guns?

[00:08:40]>> Those are fine.

[00:08:41]Incidentally, that costume is ridiculous. Professor X doesn't drink martinis. Yes, but James Bond does.

[00:08:48]Oh, come on, Dina. Stop being the Halloween version of Scrooge, whatever that is. Oh!

[00:08:54]Bouge. Boo. Scrooge. I just thought of that.

[00:08:57]>> Yeah, don't be such a bouge. Put on a costume.

[00:09:02]Don't be a bouge. Peer pressure from a group of people I don't respect. Now, that's scary.

[00:09:07]I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this, but Sandra's the only other grown-up here. Actually, I am dressed up.

[00:09:13]I'm you.

[00:09:15]Shut up, Sandra. Shut up, Sandra.

[00:09:18]>> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. That's so cool. You're going to be twinsies. No, we're not.

[00:09:22]>> Wait, you guys should stand together all day. I'm up for it.

[00:09:25]>> Yeah, I'm going to find a costume to put on.

[00:09:28]Bouge.

[00:09:33]So, let's keep an eye out for teens, tweens, people who look inappropriately large or small.

[00:09:39]Are you guys even listening to me?

[00:09:43]Hello?

[00:09:45]Nothing. You just listen. Yes. If we line up the voters this way, they'll be shuttled towards the impulse buys. There are going to be millions of new customers in here and you're focused on the chewing gum? Why not funnel them towards, I don't know, the big ticket stuff? Get your head in the game.

[00:10:00]>> head is in the game. I've been here since 4:00 a.m. I've already had three meals.

[00:10:05]>> even 7:00. That's too many meals.

[00:10:06]>> It's 7:00. We should open. Good idea.

[00:10:09]I'm on it. Let the democratic process begin. No, I'm in charge. I get to let the voters in.

[00:10:17]Let the democratic process begin. No, you messed it up.

[00:10:20]>> I know what the code is.

[00:10:21]>> I already put in the first three digits.

[00:10:23]>> Okay, so what's clear?

[00:10:24]>> That's enter. You got to go back.

[00:10:25]>> No.

[00:10:27]Great.

[00:10:28]Three wrong codes, so now we have to wait five minutes before we can try again. Yeah. Thanks, Dina.

[00:10:33]I'm sorry. It'll be a few minutes.

[00:10:39]Oh, hey. Adam. How's it going? Jonah.

[00:10:42]>> Hey. What's go bring her in. Sorry.

[00:10:45]No, I didn't mean to I stumbled on the ladder and I fell into your hair. I wasn't trying to kiss you.

[00:10:50]>> I didn't think it was a kiss. Cool.

[00:10:51]Yeah.

[00:10:52]I'm here to pick up Amy. All right.

[00:10:54]Husband picking up the wife.

[00:10:57]Classic.

[00:10:58]>> [laughter] >> Uh how's your barbecue business going?

[00:11:01]Oh, it didn't work out. Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. Yeah. Hey, you know, we might still be looking for some seasonal help if you're you're looking for a gig, you know. Wow. Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

[00:11:14]>> What's not a bad idea? Uh working here.

[00:11:17]Jonah says you're hiring.

[00:11:19]Oh.

[00:11:20]Um I That is not a bad idea, but I think we're all full up.

[00:11:28]Yeah. Yep. Yes, we are all full. Yeah, but you just said Full of what? Seasonal help. But we're not hiring. Hey Glenn, we hiring seasonal? No, we're all full.

[00:11:39]God, I'm so pissed, Glenn. I mean, I've been here so long and you can't even make an exception for me? I can't. I'm I'm sorry. Come on, Glenn. No exceptions. It's just the way they do things here. Yep. Yep, you're right. I should make an exception.

[00:11:53]>> Yeah, but you're all full up and then >> aboard. Glad to have you. Amy, you owe me one.

[00:12:01]Awesome. This will be fun. Ultra cool.

[00:12:04]>> I'm so excited about this.

[00:12:18]I hate Black Friday.

[00:12:23]It's like watching a mummy unwrap itself. I mean, how long can this go on for, really? Well, she'll she'll get there.

[00:12:30]Oh, nope. Nope, she's going in the wrong direction now. Come on, Myrtle. Oh, this could take a while.

[00:12:37]Can we like get some coat hooks or something? Well, before we do that, can we fix this trip or like at least get a new bucket?

[00:12:44]>> Oh, I would love to fix that, but no.

[00:12:47]Corporate only gave us $15 for break room repairs and we blew through that on the back traps. Speaking of corporate, this memo just came through. This time of year, many of us suffer from seasonal affective disorder. Look out for the following symptoms of depression. Who would get depressed here?

[00:13:03]>> Listlessness. Come on.

[00:13:04]>> Irritability. You wish.

[00:13:06]>> General discontent.

[00:13:07]>> No way.

[00:13:07]>> Apathy. Give me a break.

[00:13:09]>> Above all, remember Cloud 9 cares.

[00:13:12]This memo clears parent company of any liability for employee suicide. Hmm.

[00:13:17]Cloud 9 really does care. Well, they did send a letter.

[00:13:20]What does it mean to change?

[00:13:23]To embrace progress. [music] To transform.

[00:13:27]Cloud 9 is pleased to announce [music] that our in-store brand Halo has now become Supercloud.

[00:13:35]A new day has dawned.

[00:13:39]All right.

[00:13:41]There you have it. So, it's a big day today. We start our rebranding.

[00:13:46]>> Does rebranding mean they're redesigning the store?

[00:13:49]>> No, we'll be taking our in-store product Halo and changing it to Supercloud. And how are they different? That.

[00:13:57]Uh what I just said. It used to be called Halo. Now it's called Supercloud.

[00:14:05]Oh.

[00:14:06]Maybe I'm not uh selling the excitement of what's happening today.

[00:14:09]Let's see if this helps.

[00:14:15]Y'all ready for this?

[00:14:21]Good morning, everyone.

[00:14:24]Hey, who here likes cash?

[00:14:31]Good, I'm glad you're excited because our computer system is down. So, today all we can take is cash. Um why are you waving the cash around like that?

[00:14:39]>> I thought it would make you excited, like I was going to give you the cash or something. Yeah. Hey, where's Amy?

[00:14:45]>> Oh, she's been late a lot lately. Last Thursday, last Monday, Thursday before that.

[00:14:50]>> Oh, no. What if Emma was kidnapped?

[00:14:52]>> Yeah, what if she's getting kidnapped every Monday and Thursday morning? It has nothing to do with Emma, okay? It's a personal thing. End of conversation.

[00:15:01]Is it?

[00:15:02]>> Beginning of conversation. Oh my god, is she sick?

[00:15:05]>> Zika, I bet. Everyone's getting Zika.

[00:15:07]>> You know what? It's probably drugs. You can tell from her teeth. It is not drugs. It's just marriage counseling.

[00:15:13]What?

[00:15:13]>> [screaming] >> How is that worse than drugs?

[00:15:16]>> Is Amy getting a divorce? I shouldn't have said anything, okay? Like Adam hasn't even moved out. He's just sleeping in the basement. What? How is that worse than divorce?

[00:15:28]She told me this in confidence. So, you know, just clam up your face holes.

[00:15:34]Where she is.

[00:15:40]Sorry, I'm late. Traffic.

[00:15:43]Oh, man, traffic will slow things down.

[00:15:46]Oh, dude, especially in this town, you know, with all the cars. Traffic.

[00:15:53]>> [laughter] >> Sorry.

[00:16:02]Oh, okay. So, everybody knows about my counseling.

[00:16:05]Well, they do now.

[00:16:07]>> Valentine's Day and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores. So, pick up a super cloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, cuz it's just a fan. Excuse me, everyone.

[00:16:20]Dude. Yeah, I don't care. Um, two Aprils ago, I was new here and uh someone special came over to help me on register. And uh Lisa, you didn't just bag groceries, you bagged my heart. Oof, it's a bad idea. Lisa Bethann Donatella Lopez Fitzgerald, if you'll make me the luckiest man in St. Louis, I'll show you the time of your life.

[00:16:44]>> [music] >> This makes me genuinely sad. Flash mob proposals are so lame, except for the one [music] that voted for you. That was unique and very cool.

[00:16:59]Yeah, but flash mobs stopped being cool like a year ago. Yeah, they were cool one year ago.

[00:17:07]>> [singing] >> Where's Lisa? We need Lisa. Where the is Lisa?

[00:17:12]>> She's in the bathroom.

[00:17:15]Is it a quick bathroom break or more of a hunkered-down watch YouTube video situation?

[00:17:19]>> Hard to say. Her body language going in Oh, wait. Here she Go back. Go back. Go Oh, wow.

[00:17:30]Take two, dude.

[00:17:32]Attention Cloud Nine shoppers. We do apologize for the heat in the store today. The temperature is controlled by corporate, and we are working on it. And though I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here. The next person who does, I'm going to have to murder.

[00:17:50]That is all.

[00:17:52]How about you cool it with the attitude?

[00:17:54]Not today, Dina. What, you think you're the only person that's uncomfortable? My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis. Good God. If you can't be professional, stay off the airways.

[00:18:04]>> your hands off Thor's hammer. Come on.

[00:18:05]>> not. Absolutely not. It's mine now. Oh, yeah?

[00:18:08]>> How about it? Boom. What about that?

[00:18:09]Round two.

[00:18:10]>> your own personal microphone?

[00:18:12]Guys, come on. I know it's hot in here, but let's breathe. Let's have some patience for one another.

[00:18:18]>> Yeah, you know, the heat makes us all act irrationally, you know? I mean, If your face stays where it is, it's going to get punched.

[00:18:26]I was just saying >> Punched.

[00:18:28]Don't worry. Tori can cover your shift.

[00:18:31]You just get some rest. Thanks, Glenn.

[00:18:34]Hey, is that Amy? Yeah. She's got a terrible cold.

[00:18:37]>> Oh, no. Hey, sweetie. You sound terrible. Shrill, but in a different way. Yeah, it's pretty bad.

[00:18:44]>> Uh-huh. Hey, Ames, can you hold on a sec?

[00:18:47]Yeah, she's faking. No, she is not.

[00:18:50]>> Glenn, I love Amy like a sister, and she is a liar and a fraud like my sister.

[00:18:54]I'm still on, by the way. Hey, sweetie.

[00:18:57]You ignore her. Just get well soon, okay? Thank you.

[00:19:02]>> [laughter] [cough] >> So, can I pretend to be sick to miss school Monday? No, this is different.

[00:19:11]How?

[00:19:12]It just is. It's an adult thing. You'll understand someday. Come on.

[00:19:15]Hi. Hi.

[00:19:19]Oh my god. That's Jeff, my district manager. Why would he come all the way out here to watch a movie?

[00:19:28]The roach situation in the break room is getting worse, so clean up your crumbs, and Heather, stop hoarding yogurt lids in your locker. You're not going to win that free cruise. I'm into something more important than a bunch of dumb bugs. Who's excited about award season?

[00:19:42]Glenn, the Oscars were last month. I know that because we had that Oscar pool. Wait, who won that again? Believe that was you, Amy. Oh, yeah, that was me.

[00:19:52]It's all about the technical categories.

[00:19:54]>> Yeah, you said that. Forget about the Oscars. I am talking about the new Cloud 9 Integrity Awards.

[00:20:01]I know, right? So cool. The winner from each store gets an unframed certificate and attends a luncheon with an all-you-can-eat buffet. Wait, hold on.

[00:20:11]So, you go through the buffet and fill your plate once, and that's all you get?

[00:20:15]>> No, it's all you can eat. Anyway, the recommendation forms are here, and which Glenn will be happy to help you with, in case you think of someone you work with or maybe work for who you think has shown integrity in the workplace. You can't push yourself for an award. Me? I I don't even know if managers are eligible.

[00:20:35]>> Oh, yeah, they're probably not.

[00:20:36]>> Well, I know they are because I checked, so. Oh, I see. So, it's all you can eat on your one trip to the buffet. No, you you're not getting it. It it's multiple trips. That's That's the beauty of it.

[00:20:47]Well, I'm probably not eligible since I'm dating Jeff. You know, I wouldn't want to add more drama to the scandal or add gasoline to the fire, right?

[00:20:58]>> [gasps] >> You're all so interested when you thought Sandra was dating Jeff.

[00:21:02]>> Yeah, it just feels kind of done now.

[00:21:04]Yeah. What size plate do you have to bring with you? They have plates there.

[00:21:11]>> [music] [music] [singing] >> I don't get it. Is he transferring or dying? Yeah, Glenn, this is terrible.

[00:21:25]Well, I didn't make it. Mateo did.

[00:21:27]>> Oh.

[00:21:28]>> Oh, that makes sense.

[00:21:29]Pay attention. What am I going to miss the most?

[00:21:33]Uh the people.

[00:21:35]They're salt of the earth, simple, basic, just sort of harmless.

[00:21:42]Am I scared?

[00:21:44]Of course I'm scared. Wait, so um who's asking you these questions?

[00:21:51]>> [singing] >> Well, that is not your chest.

[00:21:54]>> Guess it is. Take off your shirt. I had a big breakfast. My advice? I guess it would be leaving every place you work at a little bit better than when you found it.

[00:22:05]Did I do that here?

[00:22:06]Who can say?

[00:22:08]Yes.

[00:22:10]I think I did.

[00:22:11]Well, that was a massive waste of time.

[00:22:14]Okay, moving on. We have not had a tornado drill in 8 years, so we really should >> this journey as a small child in the Philippines.

[00:22:24]Everyone wash their hands, not just for ca-cas, but also for wee-wees. And if you need help wiping, well, just come see me, okay? Obviously, that part is just for the children.

[00:22:36]I was going to say, wee-wees, too?

[00:22:39]>> [laughter] >> Who washes their hand after a wee-wee?

[00:22:42]Can we take Marcus off of produce, please?

[00:22:44]>> Absolutely.

[00:22:45]>> Glenn, I don't want to tell you how to parent, but one of your kids is drawing on the back of Mateo's head. What?

[00:22:51]Leo, you put that down, mister. This is why you can't bring your kids to work.

[00:22:56]It's just for a few hours. I'm surprising Jerusha with a photo of all the kids we've ever fostered. Obviously, we'll we'll Photoshop in the prison ones. What What is it? What did he draw?

[00:23:08]Uh I don't think I can say in front of the kids, but you have one but I don't. But we both like them. And sometimes they're curved.

[00:23:20]>> Shayan, this is more disturbing than the word.

[00:23:22]>> How old's this one?

[00:23:24]Uh I'm 25 and I can talk. Cool.

[00:23:28]I'm around. Uh I'm just going to ask, what's going on with little homie over here?

[00:23:31]>> Oh, uh this is attachment therapy for teamers displacement/rage issues. Uh it's going really great so far. Yeah. Uh Glenn, this one is eating my breakfast.

[00:23:45]>> Toliver, no. You had two breakfast pizzas on the way here. Stop Stop it. Stop eating his food. Stop.

[00:23:56]Stop it.

[00:23:58]Stop.

[00:23:59]Stop eating. I don't think he can hear you. Uh what makes you interested in a career at Cloud 9? Money.

[00:24:06]Oh, sure. Sure. Money.

[00:24:07]>> We've got the baby and you know, we're saving up for a wedding and it's really expensive.

[00:24:12]Our team is sick as hell. Yeah, or maybe it's going to be dope as ass. We're still kind of deciding on that, you know what I'm saying? But together. Aw. Okay, well, why don't you tell me a little bit about your work experience? On your application, you said DJ, players player, and you drew a picture of a skateboard. Yeah, it's my tags. What's up?

[00:24:33]Well, he doesn't have a lot of work experience but he's a great dad. And he's good with people. Yo, and I roll the fattest Js, so.

[00:24:42]Okay. Uh where do you see yourself in the future? Future, okay. So, for real, I've given this actually like a lot of thought. It's like there's no government, there's no laws. I'm the head of like this roving murder gang kind of thing, but my best friend is a robot.

[00:24:57]>> He means where do you see yourself at Cloud 9?

[00:25:02]Oh, you know I'm not in this for long-term at all, you know what I'm saying? I'm trying to make some paper then bounce. Yo, but don't tell that to the bozos in charge of hiring.

[00:25:11]Um Glenn is in charge of hiring.

[00:25:13]Oh, cool. Okay. Yeah, I'm here for a long time, so What am I supposed to wear to your wedding? The invitation just says not basic. You know, not basic. I don't know how to explain it more than that. Yeah, like Adam's wearing a gray suit. I mean, that's like semi-basic, but you guys are old. No one's looking at you anyways. I didn't know you were bringing Adam. Yeah, I thought your marriage was like No, it's fine. We we're just we're in couples counseling and it's fine and please nobody be weird around him, okay?

[00:25:46]No, I'm like super cashed. And please nobody say super cashed like as a life rule.

[00:25:51]>> Well, personally I'm going to wear a polo dress, all right? Simple, beautiful, elegant.

[00:25:57]Oh, but then again, I do have one of Nancy Pelosi's old pant suits. I won it at an auction. Do you think that would be better? I'm actually just wearing my bridesmaid's dress. You asked Amy to be a bridesmaid, but you didn't ask me?

[00:26:07]What? Oh.

[00:26:12]I get it. Ah.

[00:26:14]I just kind of always wanted to be a bridesmaid and I I don't know if I'll ever get another chance. I mean my sister's just so ugly.

[00:26:21]All right, Dina.

[00:26:24]You can be a bridesmaid. Yes! Oh, you will not regret this. Okay.

[00:26:29]I'm going to need to see my dress ASAP in case I want to change the cut or the color. So, we're we're not sure if it's the same raccoon or a cousin or just a brand new raccoon.

[00:26:40]Does anyone have any questions about the raccoon, Jonah? Yeah, I have a question about the layoffs. Yeah. Whoa, wait.

[00:26:47]There's layoffs? When did this happen?

[00:26:49]We found out at Cheyenne's wedding. So, when are your testicles going to drop so you'll tell us Follow-up question.

[00:26:54]Why wasn't I invited to your wedding?

[00:26:57]We were keeping it small. It was nice, though.

[00:27:00]Who are you? Alicia. I started last week. Ah. Well, why don't you just tell everybody who's getting laid off?

[00:27:07]I don't know. But But I have until the end of the day to decide. So, in the meantime, a few words about fireworks safety.

[00:27:14]>> No one cares about fireworks safety.

[00:27:16]>> Exactly. But it's not fair to make everyone wait till the end of the day.

[00:27:21]Okay, I'll I'll tell you as soon as I decide, but in the meantime, let's just try and forget it and have a nice, normal day.

[00:27:30]No, in fact, let's have the best day ever, okay? Cuz for six of you, it's going to be