How to Speedrun an Escape Room

Added: 2026-05-22

[00:00:00]Which book are we looking for? Origin of Species. Here it is.

[00:00:05]There's a black light. OH, HANG ON.

[00:00:10]OH, OKAY. BROTHERS AND sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. Who am I LOOKING AT?

[00:00:19]YEAH, YEAH, WE GET IT. YOU WANT BRAINS.

[00:00:21]CALM DOWN.

[00:00:22]WELL, if I don't have a brother, my father's son is me, and if I'm this man's father, then he's my son. The answer is son. Oh, there's a picture of the sun over there. I bet the KEY'S BEHIND IT.

[00:00:33]>> [screaming] >> OH, GOT THE KEY. SO, THAT'S THE KEY TO THE DOOR? That's it? Spent $200 on 6 minutes of fun.

[00:00:42]It's like when we bought that remote control helicopter and it just flew away.

[00:00:48]Sorry, guys. Really thought the puzzles would be better.

[00:00:52]Well, to be fair, we do all have advanced degrees.

[00:00:55]Remember that before you post on Yelp.