TPU Training Day for I/O ‘26

追加: 2026-05-23

[00:00:08]Good weekend?

[00:00:09]Yeah.

[00:00:09]Just folded proteins across rare oncology data sets. You?

[00:00:12]Simulated the next 50 years of climate data.

[00:00:15]I made a picture of a pug. What?

[00:00:17]You ever see a pug dressed like an accountant? No.

[00:00:22]You want to?

[00:00:25]Alright, listen up, TPUs. I/O's starting soon, and we got a job to do.

[00:00:30]Actually, we got trillions of jobs to do.

[00:00:32]So clear your cache - Timmy Dry your fans.

[00:00:35]Let's fire it up.

[00:00:49]Push it to the limit.

[00:00:52]Past the point of no return.

[00:00:56]We've reached the top But still, you gotta learn how to keep it.

[00:00:59]Hey, what are you doing?

[00:01:01]I'm doing the montage thing.

[00:01:03]Yeah, well, how about you montage your way down here And help out? What? Like now?

[00:01:08]Alright. Coming.

[00:01:10]Welcome to the limit.

[00:01:13]Don't look down Just keep your head And you can feel it.