The Grievance Machine Gets Darker! | The Dave Show

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[00:00:00]I hate him. I'm telling you. We're almost there, y'all. We're almost there.

[00:00:03]You were warned. The world's burning.

[00:00:07]>> [music] >> Take a look at this lady. She hates all of them. Trump, his cabinet, every last one.

[00:00:23]Welcome to the Dave show, my friend. So glad you're here. Today, the grievance machine is running at full speed. So, stick around to see what it's actually building.

[00:00:34]All right, we're jumping into that liberal pool of madness right now. So, sit back, relax, and buckle up.

[00:00:42]We're about to enter the lib zone.

[00:00:47]>> [music] >> I HATE DONALD TRUMP. OH. I HATE HIM.

[00:00:54]OH. WELL, OKAY. Do you hate anybody else besides Trump? I mean, probably. I hate him. Yeah, because he except Oh, okay.

[00:01:03]Good. Good.

[00:01:03]>> Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi and Stephen >> He doesn't. and Kash Patel Ugh.

[00:01:09]He's the worst.

[00:01:10]>> [laughter] >> Donald Trump Jr. and Steve Bannon, I hate them all. I hate them all. To all of you maggots out there who are apologizing now for voting for Trump, Who Who Who's doing that?

[00:01:24]Uh I don't see anybody doing that, but okay, my dear. You are not forgiven. You were warned.

[00:01:32]You were warned when he bragged about assaulting women, grab them by the [ __ ] You were warned after January 6th when he incited a insurrection. Uh you were warned when he Okay, so far, uh there's only one thing that is actually true because he did say the grab them by the comment, you know, when he didn't think anybody was listening. He was just kind of shooting the crap. You know what I'm saying? But anyways, okay. So, right now, you're you're one and one.

[00:02:02]So, let's see Let's see where this goes.

[00:02:05]Pretty sure it's it's going to be not in your favor, but okay, go ahead.

[00:02:08]>> was found liable uh for sexual abuse long before we even knew about Epstein.

[00:02:14]Uh you were warned when he was convicted of 34 felonies, and you were warned when his businesses kept collapsing and he declared bankruptcy.

[00:02:23]Uh what's wrong with that?

[00:02:26]There are a lot of successful businessmen and women that filed bankruptcy. I mean, it it's I mean, ideally, you don't want to, but it's a tool to be able to salvage the company and move on and or, you know, to make it ultimately better.

[00:02:44]It's like triage, right? Anyways, go ahead. six times.

[00:02:48]You didn't miss it. You chose to ignore it. And now that it's hitting you, and you you want sympathy? Okay. No.

[00:02:58]Well, we're not. So, we don't need that sympathy, okay? You don't get redemption for finally catching up. This is your fault. This mess is your fault.

[00:03:11]The mess that we're cleaning up in Iran that every single president going back to before Reagan has been talking about? That mess?

[00:03:22]Okay. All right. Well, sorry for, you know, making the world safer. So, take your apologies and shove them up your ass. No one is apologizing.

[00:03:33]We would vote Trump again.

[00:03:36]I know I would.

[00:03:37]>> [laughter] >> But, he's kind of getting a little too old. I mean, let's be honest. Uh I'm not apologizing for crap, [ __ ] Yeah, okay.

[00:03:46]That's pretty straightforward. I don't know of any that regret it. I I don't.

[00:03:51]Do you? I Honestly, has Has anybody out there met anybody, talked to anybody that had voted for Trump and now is like, uh no, I'm done.

[00:04:03]I don't I don't I don't know if these people exist, but apparently to the left, uh they do. I only regret that I cannot vote for him a fourth time.

[00:04:14]>> [laughter] >> I totally agree.

[00:04:16]But, like I said before, uh another I mean, he can't do another term legally.

[00:04:23]But, if he did get into another fourth term, I I don't know. I think he might be getting too old, but maybe that's just me. Who knows? I mean, the dude's got a ton of energy, so who knows? I can tell that we are all collectively trying to manifest it and let's All of us?

[00:04:43]I I don't think I don't think that's right.

[00:04:46]>> [laughter] >> I don't think it's all of us. I think it's just maybe you and a few other crazy liberal women out there.

[00:04:51]>> Let's just keep going, y'all, because if enough of us believe it, it will become reality.

[00:04:57]Um I have personally been manifesting it really bad. So much so that yesterday >> [snorts] >> uh I was chilling um you know, in quiet >> [laughter] >> See those crazy eyes?

[00:05:08]nighttime in my apartment and I heard my neighbor scream, "Oh, yes, thank and he started clapping, right? And so, I immediately opened up my app and I was like, did it happen? It didn't happen.

[00:05:20]Um he probably was just watching sports or playing video game.

[00:05:24]You know, living a normal life, not worried about politics, not having that be the the center focus of one's every thought.

[00:05:33]Yeah, that's that's probably what he was doing.

[00:05:36]Or watching a movie, who knows? But, that is that is how aware I am that I am Crazy?

[00:05:43]You're aware that you are insane? Okay.

[00:05:46]>> It's a time of celebration. I'm like, did it happen?

[00:05:49]>> [sighs] >> We're almost there, y'all. We're almost there. What do you plan on telling your children [snorts] when they ask you what you did to stop this?

[00:05:59]What will you tell your children when they ask you what you did to stop this?

[00:06:06]Well, I'll tell them that I voted for the best president in the history of the nation. And while most libs are freaking out about Trump and all the bad THINGS HE'S DONE, >> [laughter] >> UH THERE ARE STILL SOME that are concerned about climate change.

[00:06:26]Do people still actually like care about [music] climate change or has everyone just like accepted that the world's burning?

[00:06:36]>> [music] >> Well, that was a nice break, but we are now jumping back to the crazy liberal ladies out there that are absolutely mentally occupied. I don't know how to say it by Trump and the false accusations that have been placed upon the man.

[00:06:56]Uh these ladies are absolutely Well, they're they're mentally ill. I mean, let's just face it.

[00:07:04]I hate to say it, but uh it's true.

[00:07:07]Take a look. Now, the good thing about this this lady, I was going to say young lady, but she's not.

[00:07:14]>> [laughter] >> Uh she is at least uh getting in a little exercise in with her absolute deranged ranting.

[00:07:24]Uh and she also has come up with maybe uh the new theme song for the left.

[00:07:31]I don't know.

[00:07:32]Take a look. TRUMP'S A PEDOPHILE, SO ARE YOU.

[00:07:35]>> What are you calling me for? Trump's a pedophile, so are you. Trump's a pedophile, so are you.

[00:07:41]>> What a strange thing to say to somebody you don't know.

[00:07:44]What a strange thing to say to somebody.

[00:07:45]>> Pedophiles support pedophiles. Only rapists support rapists.

[00:07:48]>> What a strange thing to say.

[00:07:50]I don't mind the American flag touching me. I don't mind the American flag.

[00:07:54]Hit me with the flag. I'll rip that thing out of your hands if you hit me AGAIN WITH STOP, PEDOPHILE. GET THE I DON'T care if the flag touches me. Don't hit me with the flag again.

[00:08:02]I know, that's why I'm not grabbing it.

[00:08:03]That's why I'm not grabbing it. [ __ ] pedophile, get away from me. What a strange individual. Yeah, you're the strange individual. Such disturbing behavior.

[00:08:11]Do you think Americans are going to watch this video and take your side? Go [ __ ] yourself, rapist. Go [ __ ] yourself.

[00:08:16]>> Wow, just uh Go [ __ ] yourself.

[00:08:18]>> She can't She can't make an argument. Go [ __ ] yourself, pedophile. Donald Trump's a pedophile, and so are you.

[00:08:26]Donald Trump's a pedophile, and so are you.

[00:08:30]Donald Trump's a pedophile, and so are you. Go [ __ ] yourself, rapist. Go [ __ ] yourself.

[00:08:36]Donald Trump's a pedophile, and so are you. Donald Trump's a pedophile, and so are you. Donald Trump's a pedophile, and so are you.

[00:08:46]You rapist, [ __ ] you. [ __ ] off, Donald Trump. I had to show the feet, guys.

[00:08:50]Moving around, doing her little her little dance.

[00:08:55]Get the [ __ ] away from me, rapist.

[00:08:57]Get the [ __ ] away, you rapist.

[00:09:00]Get the [ __ ] away, you pedophile.

[00:09:02]You're a piece of [ __ ] >> This is the perfect ending to my video.

[00:09:05]Thank you so much.

[00:09:06]>> You're a piece of [ __ ] >> it. Thank you. Bless you.

[00:09:09]Well, on a more positive note, she's getting her steps in for the day. Now, that is very positive.

[00:09:14]>> [laughter] >> I think that's the only positive thing you could take away from what that lady was doing or saying. I've noticed that in this season of white liberal women are crazy, what season are we on? Season 3, I think.

[00:09:28]Uh they switched out the word Nazi for pedophile.

[00:09:32]That is the general theme right now, I think. Yeah, for sure. Everything's pedophile.

[00:09:39]Why are they always fat or old and miserable?

[00:09:44]Well, I think they're usually fat and old >> [laughter] >> and miserable, right?

[00:09:49]Hey. But, with all these ladies screaming that Donald Trump is a pedophile, let's just remember who the real pedophile is? I mean, Come on, man. Stand right next to me.

[00:10:03]There you go.

[00:10:04]And then we're going to have There you go. Got it? Okay. Okay. And then people in the back need to spread out a little bit.

[00:10:26]Do you remember I told you? Smile. No, not smile. No date till you're 30. All right.

[00:10:32]Hey, kids. How old are you? I'm 12.

[00:10:34]You're 12? What you doing? I'm 12. How old are you?

[00:10:37]I'm 12. I'm 12. Problem is, you know, you guys you got a hard job.

[00:10:43]>> [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:10:44]All right, sister.

[00:10:46]I like kids better than people. I have a lot of fun in the sausage.

[00:10:50]Yeah.

[00:10:53]Okay. Okay.

[00:11:00]That's nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you.

[00:11:03]He knows it. Do you know what my What my daddy used to say? He said his granddaughter should have one important job. Well, it looks like the line has finally been drawn, at least in the minds of the left. They are so desperate for anything to bring down President Trump, and they're hoping Well, that this latest uh scandal is the thing to do it. Check it out. You know what kills me is that MAGA only drew a line at Trump depicting himself as Jesus. Not the millions of mentions in the Epstein files. Not The The millions of mentions? The The millions?

[00:11:41]Really?

[00:11:42]Oh my gosh. Okay, I think that's just slightly hyperbolic, my dear. Not the 20 sexual assault allegations from multiple different women.

[00:11:52]20 allegations now? There's 20? Wow. Okay.

[00:11:56]Not the rape case that he was found guilty for in court. Not the 34 felonies or the war that he cannot explain that he started with Iran over nuclear weapons that he said he destroyed already. No, of course not. He didn't do anything wrong until he depicted himself as Jesus. And that is where we're at as a country. And this is why the country is so divided right now because I'm over here upset over what he did to a 14-year-old, and you can't get over an AI depiction of him as Jesus Christ.

[00:12:26]>> And of course, when their name-calling and accusations don't work, they turn to violence. Or at least they want other people to turn to violence.

[00:12:37]It's usually the case. Take a look.

[00:12:39]Peaceful protests won't fix this. Being peaceful won't fix this. I'm telling you not resorting TO VIOLENCE WON'T FIX IT.

[00:12:48]I AM BO. AND WHAT is this for? I'm with the Young Turks. Who are the Young Turks? Trans radical feminism. Oh, I'm not a fan of that. You're not a radical feminist?

[00:12:59]>> I am, but I I support trans rights. We support all women, including trans women.

[00:13:04]>> So, what is a woman?

[00:13:05]I support all women.

[00:13:07]>> But what is a woman? A woman is whoever believes that they are a woman on the inside. So, if I believe I'm a woman, does that mean I'm a woman?

[00:13:14]>> Yes, it does. Even though I have a No.

[00:13:18]Have you to respect >> Goodbye.

[00:13:19]>> [music] >> But what's the definition?

[00:13:20]>> Real basic question. What is a woman?

[00:13:24]>> Can you provide a definition for the word woman?

[00:13:27]>> For all of recorded history, people have known what A WOMAN IS. YES.

[00:13:32]ALL OF RECORDED HISTORY. YEAH, IT SOUNDS REASONABLE.

[00:13:36]>> YEAH. UNTIL LIKE A YEAR AGO. THE ANSWER TO WHAT IS A WOMAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME. IT'S uh a woman is a deformity that occurred in the ordinary course of nature.

[00:13:50]>> [laughter] >> That's Aristotle. I apologize. That's I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. I meant A WOMAN IS A PERSON WHO HAS NO LEGAL EXISTENCE ONCE MARRIED. THAT'S I'M SORRY. That's That's early American coverture law.

[00:14:05]That's That's not right. No, the Throughout history, it's not a gotcha question. A woman is 30 shekels.

[00:14:14]WELL, I mean, yeah, of course. I 30 shekels.

[00:14:18]Everybody knows that.

[00:14:19]I'm sorry.

[00:14:21]>> [laughter] >> I'm sorry. That's Leviticus.

[00:14:25]Uh Unless she's [ __ ] then a woman is a loaf of bread. Well, I mean, yeah.

[00:14:32]>> [laughter] >> Okay, that's that's funny. That's funny.

[00:14:35]>> When I, a socialist, say that universal health care should be a human right, or that food is a human right, or access to water, you know, whatever, I always hear, "Well, you're not entitled to other people's labor." And like, besides the fact that that's not the argument here, I just am curious because I never hear that argument for like public infrastructure and like roads.

[00:15:01]Other people's labor built the roads that you drove to work on this morning.

[00:15:05]Okay, I mean, this is the same argument Obama had, but it's not the not the same thing. People pay taxes for all that stuff to to be available.

[00:15:17]So, what's your point? Other people's labor is why your kids get to go to public school. Other people Yeah. People, again, pay property tax Well, here where I live, it's the property tax that helps with the schools. So, okay.

[00:15:33]>> People's labor is why you can drive across the country in less than 6 weeks.

[00:15:37]And even people who don't contribute taxes for whatever reason still get to use roads. They still get to use schools. Sure.

[00:15:45]Because we live in America.

[00:15:47]And we're free.

[00:15:49]And And And taxes for those that do pay taxes pay for all that.

[00:15:56]Even the ones that cannot pay taxes.

[00:16:00]I don't I don't know what what the problem is here.

[00:16:02]>> Children don't pay taxes. Oh, come on, doof.

[00:16:07]>> [laughter] >> So, I guess I would just like to know like why it's different, right? The minimum wage in America would need to be $66 an hour to have the same buying power that the dollar had back in the '80s.

[00:16:21]Is that correct? I I don't think that's actually correct, but okay. You're lucky if you could go on Indeed anymore and find a job that offers more than 18 and $19 an hour. People are out here kicking in the towel, not seeing the point in doing this anymore because they realize that there's no point. They've been scammed out of their life, and they realize that their time is more valuable than money. Some of us don't want to wait until retirement age until our bodies and our spirits are too old and broken down to even enjoy life just to look back and see all we did the last 45 years of our lives was clocked in and went to work.

[00:16:58]Money isn't even Wait, so you're saying that everybody that retires is just physically, mentally, and spiritually broken? Is that How is what you're saying?

[00:17:09]Wow, what a What a bleak future you you you seem to to have for yourself. My goodness.

[00:17:17]>> even everything anymore. Yet they have all of us brainwashed to believe in chasing that next dollar is more important than caring for each other.

[00:17:25]You're out here spending your entire life trying to make money, money that you can't even keep because after you pay all of your bills and [ __ ] it's all gone. And once you realize all of this is a scam, that's when the true freedom comes in. This is what you get when your parents tell you you can be anything you want when you grow up, and growing up isn't optional.

[00:17:46]>> [laughter] >> We all do it. Lady, from the sound of it, you are already too broken down to enjoy life. Yeah, that's just It's kind of depressing just listening to her. My goodness.

[00:17:59]Meet your replacement. $25,000 one-time investment. Works for $0 an hour. No benefits. No days off. It's Optimus 3.

[00:18:07]Yeah.

[00:18:08]>> [laughter] >> Well, I think by the time that actually happens, it'll probably be like Optimus 6 or maybe Optimus 7. But uh that day is coming, my friends. The saddest thing about liberals is that they are not intelligent enough to realize how stupid they are. Well, that's uh seems to be the case in most of these clips we watch. Yeah. I swear if I [music] see one more MAGA person, somebody that supports ICE and Trump, go to a Mexican restaurant.

[00:18:42]>> [screaming] >> Uh the nerve of some people.

[00:18:49]>> [laughter] [snorts] >> Okay, let's see what else you've got.

[00:18:52]I'm going to start swinging.

[00:18:54]Everybody in that [ __ ] is going down.

[00:18:58]I'm right.

[00:18:59]>> [music] >> I'm beyond living. I They're all over my for you page. I am this [music] close to beating every single [ __ ] DOWN.

[00:19:10]Stop play with me. And speaking of ICE, here is a great example of how the media has been used to really twist the message to brainwash all these people on the left to think that ICE is literally the Gestapo.

[00:19:27]But they're not. Take a look.

[00:19:30]Whatever you're reading about ICE right now is propaganda. Everything is heightened to make you react. No, it's not. This is real. People are suffering and dying. Okay, fine. Hit me with something and I'll debunk it.

[00:19:40]>> An 8-year-old girl died in ICE custody under Trump. No, that actually happened in 2023 under Biden, according to the New York Times. Next, there is a viral video of ICE agents driving by maiming people for no reason. You didn't watch the whole video, did you? Yeah, the people in there were throwing objects at law enforcement vehicles, not random civilians. ICE was responding to attacks, not shooting innocent people.

[00:20:01]What about the woman at the Alex Pretty funeral? ICE fired at mourners. Yeah, she was rioting. She actually picked up one of these and injured her own hand.

[00:20:11]She's a total idiot.

[00:20:13]I think I don't know what kind of damage it did. It did some kind of damage to her hand. But you don't freaking pick up a I think it was a smoke grenade or something.

[00:20:20]>> [laughter] >> That's what the blue part of the cuff in the video shows. Context completely changes the story. 5-year-old arrested by ICE, heartless. Yeah, not exactly.

[00:20:30]The child's father had abandoned him.

[00:20:31]ICE followed protocol. Of course and the mother, as I recall.

[00:20:36]But they ended up, I think, taking the kid to McDonald's or something to like feed him and get him out of the cold.

[00:20:43]But yeah, they're all bastards, though.

[00:20:45]Well, he wasn't allowed to roam the streets alone. I hope no one would leave a 5-year-old alone. An innocent restaurant worker arrested by ICE. Oh, no. Oh, no, not innocent. That was an illegal child gra ran into the restaurant to avoid arrest and he had a knife. ICE was just doing its job. ICE ripped a disabled woman from her car.

[00:21:01]She was just trying to get to a doctor.

[00:21:03]She was intentionally blocking ICE officers. Four officers asked her to move. She refused, so they had to remove her. She was not a helpless victim. ICE targeted a black kid for no reason. Oh, no, definitely a reason. He was firing an AR-style rifle to [music] an apartment complex. Law enforcement identified themselves. The kid fired at ICE agents. His father admitted it was illegal. Not innocent at all. If you're enjoying the show and would like to sponsor an episode, scan the QR code.

[00:21:29]Link is down below. Let's do a hot chocolate together because the Libs Zone runs on it.

[00:21:36]You have a problem with ICE deporting people. My dear, you are completely brainwashed and totally propaganda.

[00:21:41]You've eaten up all the propaganda and you totally believe it. Can you tell me why we shouldn't deport illegal immigrants? You said you have a problem with them.

[00:21:49]>> is illegal. Okay, tell me about that.

[00:21:51]>> How could you say a person is illegal?

[00:21:53]That's So you don't think there should be nations or borders? No, there should be nations and borders, but Okay, what makes a nation if you don't have legal citizenship? The people that are here.

[00:22:03]>> [laughter] >> Think it's wrong for Japanese people not to let immigrants [clears throat] in?

[00:22:08]No, but I think it when people >> Well, wait, wait, wait. So when people when people are already here and they have established a life So if you try sneaking into Iran and see what Iran >> [laughter] >> That would not be a good idea. Iran does to you. Do you think it's okay if you sneak across the border into Iran and they put you in prison?

[00:22:26]I think prison would probably be probably be the last thing you need to worry about if you're sneaking into Iran. I mean, really. Think it's wrong for Iran to do that? No, but I also I Wait, so why is it wrong for Iran >> It's the way that we're doing it that I think is wrong.

[00:22:41]Right, it's the process that they have issues with. It's always the process.

[00:22:46]How should we do it? Should we put them on a little padded cushion and give and peel grapes and put little grapes in their mouth and sing them songs?

[00:22:56]You worry about how somebody pronounce the eight something and I probably say they're wrong.

[00:23:00][clears throat] What the hell did you just say?

[00:23:05]Yeah, you ugly ass white crackers.

[00:23:09]Uh no offense, but you're calling me ugly ass?

[00:23:14]Yay, okay.

[00:23:17]>> [laughter] >> Let's uh Oh, you talking about you? Uh-huh.

[00:23:33]What?

[00:23:38]>> [laughter] >> No, thank you.

[00:23:45]I I think you really should just shave the rest of that hair off cuz there's it's barely clinging on as it is.

[00:23:52]You you'd look a little bit better. I mean, not much, but a little bit.

[00:23:59]Stop commenting on my post every time I post about a smoke detector. It's not bothering you that bad. It's in the video. You're not You're not staying in that home.

[00:24:09]Okay.

[00:24:10]I mean, it's not shocking that there is a smoke detector chirping in the background of one of her videos.

[00:24:18]It's pretty common.

[00:24:20]See what else she has to say.

[00:24:21]>> Anyway, the smoke detector I'm This is my last time explaining this to anybody. I don't have to explain [ __ ] >> Okay. All right. I Last time, I'm not going to bring it up again. So, go on. The smoke detector Yes. is wired wrong. It's nothing that I can do. It's nothing my man can do. It's It's It's not how it works.

[00:24:45]Nothing they can do. We have to wait till the contractor came out. They don't You're calling a contractor to to fix a chirping smoke detector?

[00:24:55]That is so overkill.

[00:24:57]My gosh, okay.

[00:24:58]They don't contact the track the contractor.

[00:25:03]What? That's how bad y'all pissing me off.

[00:25:05]They don't contact the contractor.

[00:25:09]So they don't contract the contact the contract Oh man, that's just That's how much you're PISSING ME OFF.

[00:25:15]>> [laughter] >> I CAN'T EVEN TALK.

[00:25:18]There's nothing we can do.

[00:25:22]Yeah, actually there's one thing you can definitely do. It involves a battery.

[00:25:28]Uh particularly a 9-volt, but uh okay.

[00:25:32]Do you get that there's nothing we can do about the smoke detector? Mhm.

[00:25:37]I mean, If only there is something, right? That's just that. Mhm, that's just that.

[00:25:42]>> Yeah, I sound dumb as [ __ ] I don't care cuz Well, I mean, you said it. Not me.

[00:25:49]>> [laughter] >> But Y'all keep putting that [ __ ] under my [ __ ] Stop saying that about them smoke detector. I'm tired every time I see that [ __ ] cuz it makes me mad every time I think about it. It's nothing I can do.

[00:26:01]I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE SMOKE GODDAMN DETECTOR.

[00:26:06]DO YOU GET IT NOW?

[00:26:09]NOT SURE. THE IRONY is if it was wired wrong, it wouldn't beep. She's too dumb to realize it's wired right and she needs to change the battery. That's pretty easy peasy. It's wired up right.

[00:26:21]It's just asking for a new 9-volt.

[00:26:25]What I said.

[00:26:26]So give it to it. A wrongly wired smoke detector wouldn't work at all. I recently found out that the hardwired smoke alarms have a 10-year service life.

[00:26:36]The The ones in our house do.

[00:26:38]Had six of them go all within a couple of months. Oh, gosh, that would be >> [laughter] >> You know, I think after the first one goes off, I would be checking all of them because I would be That would be horrendous. Someone should literally show her how to install two D cell batteries in her smoke detector.

[00:26:58]That Pretty sure they're usually 9-volt, but they definitely could be ones that take a D or two.

[00:27:05]She's going to have a stroke getting all mad like that. That is definitely definitely true. Hey, if you'd like to watch the Dave show with no commercials, join the producers club today.

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[00:27:20]You know what white tea privilege is?

[00:27:22]Mhm. White tea Not the white tea privilege again. Okay, what is it? What What do we got going on today? privilege is driving down the street and not having to think about when you see the po-po if you have to have Well, first of all, I don't call them the po-po. That could be the first thing you could change.

[00:27:43]>> [laughter] >> Go on.

[00:27:44]>> your hand on the steering wheel at 10 and 2 Well, that's just That's just good driving, right? I mean, really.

[00:27:52]>> If your vehicle is clean knowing that you haven't stolen anything, knowing that you don't possess any illegal substances Okay. but yet when you drive down the street that crosses your mind because you are labeled as a thief and a drug user because you're a person of color. So Both of those things, really?

[00:28:15]Mhm, okay.

[00:28:17]>> What makes me wonder about that doctor down there in Florida?

[00:28:20]Yeah, that was horrible. If you don't know about that, this doctor took out the guy's liver instead of his spleen.

[00:28:31]I don't know how that happened, but uh I apparently I think he's lost his license or he's being sued or something.

[00:28:39]So, uh sheesh Louise. Okay, go on. They took out the man's liver instead of doing a splenectomy.

[00:28:47]Doesn't make sense to me.

[00:28:49]The doctor was in shock. Not the patient, but the doctor was in shock that he couldn't recognize what the organ was that he removed.

[00:28:58]And like nobody else in the surgery room, the assistants, like nobody was like, I think that's the liver.

[00:29:07]I don't know. I don't know how that happens, but stuff like that does happen. Now a spleen is nowhere near the size of a liver. So what happened to And it's on the opposite side of the body, so you know.

[00:29:21]>> man's organs afterwards? I'm only asking cuz I know if he was melanated, he was harvested. What?

[00:29:28]>> Black people, stop complaining about these other cultures taking our word and just take their [ __ ] Like that is getting so annoying at this point. Yeah, it's pretty simple. Just take their crap. Yeah, just do it. Like for example, if Pacific Islanders can say the N-word, then we should be able to get tribal tattoos.

[00:29:45]Okay.

[00:29:46]Um But news for you.

[00:29:49]You can get a tribal tattoo regardless.

[00:29:53]If Mexican people can say the N-word, Okay. then we should be able to What can we get from them [ __ ] Hmm, I don't know. Uh jumping Mexican jumping beans, maybe. Uh sombreros, maybe.

[00:30:07]Uh Uh really uh cool mustaches, maybe. Uh man, there's just I don't know. A donkey? Uh I don't know. What what could we get from from the Mexicans? I don't know. Y'all Y'all let me know in the comments. Just take their crap. Bro, did you not get the memo? That's kind of your thing.

[00:30:27]Okay.

[00:30:28]Kind of savage.

[00:30:30]Nobody owns a word. It's not your word.

[00:30:35]You can already get tribal tattoos and speak Spanish. Oh, I guess yeah, I guess we could uh use the actual Spanish language. That's true.

[00:30:43]Mhm. Bon eh? Bonnets?

[00:30:46]Bon ehs?

[00:30:47]>> [laughter] >> Bonnets are gay, bro.

[00:30:50]Okay, that's I totally agree with that. Yeah, kind of.

[00:30:55]Do you take white women?

[00:30:57]At my psychiatric private practice that's made exclusively for high-functioning black women, I mean, I guess I High-functioning? What?

[00:31:05]So, you probably wouldn't take the lady that has issue with the uh where she can't change the battery. She She probably wouldn't be your client cuz she's not probably not high-functioning enough.

[00:31:16]>> I have to, but why would you want to come here?

[00:31:19]Hmm.

[00:31:22]I think the real question is why isn't she being what? Prosecuted for being like segregating? Like she's totally discriminating against white people to go to her her practice.

[00:31:37]If that was flipped and it was a white woman that didn't allow blacks or Mexicans or whoever to go, yeah, that she would be in trouble, for sure. But, I mean, this lady is black, so it's all It's all cool. It's all cool.

[00:31:54]I really hate it when closeted racist white people Mhm. think that they're tiptoeing around something Okay. and they're being so obvious. Notice how whenever there's a lot of black people around, whether it's at work or some other public setting, it's a party in here. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:32:10]You really want to say it's a lot of [ __ ] in here. YOU ARE YOU [ __ ] OH, SHE CAUGHT ME. GOSH dang it, I thought I was being sneaky about that.

[00:32:19]But yeah, you're totally right. You're There's at least more than two black people in a room.

[00:32:24]Yeah.

[00:32:26]That's she's [laughter] so stupid.

[00:32:29]Okay. If you're not black and you call a black person a YN or you use the ninja emoji, that is a microaggression because you're basically saying [ __ ] I didn't know what there was so many ways to say the N-word without actually saying the N-word.

[00:32:44]Hmm.

[00:32:45]Now they got the robot dog in the hood patrolling the apartment. Oh boy.

[00:32:52]What the [ __ ] type of AI [ __ ] it is?

[00:32:55]AI? That's That's pretty real. What are you talking about?

[00:33:00]Although, I fear for the safety of that dog, that robot dog.

[00:33:04]>> [laughter] >> Okay.

[00:33:06]>> He look like he finna bite your ass.

[00:33:08]Excuse me.

[00:33:10]How is he going to bite you? There's no mouth. What are you talking about, lady?

[00:33:16]Good evening.

[00:33:20]Hello. Oh, baby, they want How are you? Okay. Uh where where are you at?

[00:33:25]>> I'm good. This the person only got What What is that person going to do?

[00:33:30]Honestly, if they just snatch up that robot dog, what is that person going to do? Well, what y'all got the robot dog in here to watch the people so they don't take stuff.

[00:33:41]Um sorry. So, we're actually like the robotic security dog here. So, what y'all got to tell us?

[00:33:50]And again, what is she going to do?

[00:33:52]Because it sounds like she's from India.

[00:33:55]A lady in India is not going to be able to do anything.

[00:33:58]I'm so Huh? Everything is being monitored and recorded. Hi. Hi.

[00:34:04]>> [laughter] >> I'm sure the robot will be just fine in this high-trust community. Yeah. No No worries whatsoever.

[00:34:12]>> [laughter] >> iRobot, it's coming. Pray. [snorts] This robot dog will be in a pawn shop before the weekend is over.

[00:34:21]>> [laughter] >> Within minutes, it was stripped for parts, yes, and put on a couple of cinder blocks.

[00:34:29]>> [laughter] >> Look how freaking cute this is. I was on my walk and I saw this little sign with all these little flowers. So, I went home and grabbed some money and I'm going to put some money in and take a little flower thing. How cute is this?

[00:34:41]Very nice.

[00:34:43]Okay. Got myself some flowers. These are so freaking cute. That stand would not last 1 minute in the ghetto.

[00:34:53]Nope. It would not last 60 seconds. It's not happening.

[00:34:58]They'll steal all the money. Yep.

[00:35:00]They'll steal all the flowers.

[00:35:03]They would tear down the stand for fun.

[00:35:06]That's true. Yeah, they would just absolutely wreck the place just because they can, right?

[00:35:12]That's how [ __ ] the environment is in the ghetto.

[00:35:17]It's really sad.

[00:35:19]It is. Because one of the biggest benefits of living in a so-called white neighborhood is that your neighbors trust you and you trust your neighbors.

[00:35:32]For example, if I leave the trunk of my car open for 1 week, nothing will be missing.

[00:35:40]Nothing's missing.

[00:35:42]In fact, one of my neighbors would contact me to inform me that, "Hey, your trunk is open. Would you like for me to close it for you?" I'm like, Yeah, I mean, that happens all the time.

[00:35:54]You know, for instance, uh sometimes we forget to close the garage door at night and one of our neighbors, this has actually happened a couple times, a few times, uh but she's gone on a walk or whatever and she Yeah, she literally called us and said, "Hey, your garage door is open." So, we're like, uh "Hey, thanks for letting us know." I sure.

[00:36:15]They'll close it. Mhm. End of discussion. Yeah. Nothing's missing in my car. This is the difference between many so-called white neighborhoods and so-called black neighborhoods.

[00:36:27]These types of stands would not last one damn minute.

[00:36:33]It's sad.

[00:36:36]And finally, as we close today's show out, here is Charlie Kirk giving some real words of wisdom to young men that they need to have focus and a destination in order to be successful in life and take care of their family. Let's take a look. Young men, you need to have a destination in your life. If you are on a date and a young lady says, "Well, what are you doing?" You're like, "Uh I kind of meander and I, you know, I go on DraftKings and I, you know, I own crypto and like I don't know."

[00:37:08]And loser. Instead, it should be, "I'm studying this because of this, I'm going to start a business, I'm going to work for this person. I want to be able to make this much money by this period of time to provide for a family and I don't care how hard it gets, but I'll provide for you and provide for the kids and I'll be able to be the protector and the covering over the family. Follow me cuz I'm going to lead us." That's what they want to hear. From my hate them all to have a plan and lead your family, today's show definitely had some range.

[00:37:33]And even though the grievance machine was loud, Charlie Kirk was quiet. And let's be honest, my friends, quiet usually wins. Well, that's it for me today, my friends. Thank you for spending time. Don't forget to subscribe, like, share with all your friends about the Dave show and give me a hype. If you can, ring that bell. Do all the jazz.

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