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Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:00]Did you know that anyone can split an apple in half with their hands? And if you don't believe me, I'll show you how to do it. So, most people think you got to be super strong to do it, but that's not true. All you have to do is find the seam of the apple. So, there will be a line somewhere on the top, kind of like right here, if you see that. And then all you got to do is put your hand on the seam and pull. 3 2 1.

[00:00:16]See? It's that easy.

[00:00:17]Hey, your mom left her underwear at my house last night. Could you come over and pick it up? Or I could ship it to you. Just let me know what's easier.

[00:00:24]>> [snorts] >> Did you know if you peel this part of a candy bag all the way down, and then you turn it over and roll it like this, then you wrap this all the way around and put it back through this part like this, then you can keep your bag folded so you can save it for later. I mean, I don't need this because I always eat the bag in one sitting, but but you can do it. Can we make this dance I just created a trend? You can do it at weddings, you can do it as a touchdown celebration, anything. It goes like this. You do a dolphin dive and then go up and bark LIKE A DOG. WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER, it should look like this.

[00:00:50]>> [music] >> You know what they say, early bird gets the worm, baby.

[00:00:56]Um is this is this all I get for waking up early though? Because it was not worth it. I'm going back to bed. Does putting a potato on a waffle maker create a waffle fry? So, we're going to put the potato in and then just squeeze down. Here we go.

[00:01:08]It appears I need a smaller potato.

[00:01:10]I've cut down the size. Let's try again now. Here we go.

[00:01:15]Okay, how long should we do this for? It does smell like a french fry. Okay, I've been here so long GTA 6 is probably almost out, so let's look at it.

[00:01:24]Okay, here it is.

[00:01:26]That's hot. It doesn't really look like a waffle fry, but I let's let's see if it tastes like one.

[00:01:34]Oh, no, it just tastes like a raw potato. You can call me dumb all you want, but I bet you never knew that you could put a full pint of ice cream inside a Stanley cup to keep it cold and it fits perfectly.

[00:01:44]Mhm. Can people who wear glasses see clearly in their dreams? Or is it just like this?

[00:01:51]This berry is supposed to take away your ability to taste sour things. So, I'm going to eat it and then try sour patch kids and sour Skittles to see if that's true. Let's pop it in.

[00:01:59]Oh, that's disgusting. Oh my gosh. Okay, it finished dissolving. It literally tasted like doo-doo, but we're going to try Sour Patch Kids now. I love sour foods, but I'm also a wimp with them, so I really hope this works. Here we go.

[00:02:11]Wait. It's like someone sucked off all the sour Okay, that sounds weird. It's basically like if they didn't put any of the sour flakes on it. It's just a straight fruity taste. These are the real test though, because I can never finish a whole bag of these cuz they're way too sour. So, let's go with the most sour one, green apple, and see.

[00:02:25]I'm quitting asthma. I've been addicted to this for way too long, so today is the day I finally stop.

[00:02:32]I feel better already.

[00:02:36]I TOOK A DRINK OUT OF THIS BOTTLE, BUT IT TASTED KIND OF FUNNY. SO, I looked at the label a little bit closer and realized it's because I'M DRINKING THE HOMIE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

[00:02:44]I LITERALLY JUST SWALLOWED THE HOMIE. MY FRIEND JUST HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION, BUT I'M TOO SCARED to call 911 BECAUSE I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? Are you okay, bro?

[00:02:53]>> Help me.

[00:02:54]>> Have you ever realized that if you pour water on a plate, it doesn't fall off, but if you pour water on a ball, then it falls right off it, which means the Earth is flat. Can a waffle maker turn anything into a waffle? Today, we got donuts. I'm just going to put some spray on it, and then we put the donut in, close it, and now we wait. I don't know how long I'm supposed to do this for. Okay, it's been like 6 or 7 seconds now. Let's see.

[00:03:18]Yo.

[00:03:19]Hold up, that looks delicious. How do I get it out? That's hot. [snorts] I have an idea.

[00:03:23]Use this candle, and look at that. Okay, now for the taste test.

[00:03:30]Nah. Nah, bro. Nah, I'm starting to cry because this is the best thing I've ever tasted. Since when do they have a flag for gay dogs? Cuz I just asked someone what this flag meant since I've never seen it before, and they're like, "Oh, it's for all the gay dogs out there."

[00:03:42]How do you even know that? I just joined my first gang, so they gave me this really cool durag, and today, we're going to go spin the block on our ops. I don't know what that means, but it sounds super fun. I just found out Mexican Coke exists, but what can even be the difference between this and regular Coke? Let's see.

[00:04:05]Today is day one of trying to capture the ghost that lives in my shower.

[00:04:09]Just brushing my teeth like a normal person. I just found out that using plastic straws can hurt fish. So from now on, I'm only using paper ones because we got to protect those fish fries. This device allows you to put two different liquids in one cup at the same time. So I'm going to put diet Coke in one side and then baby oil in the other.

[00:04:31]I love this thing. Now we can drink.

[00:04:34]Pranking my dad with a whoopee cushion.

[00:04:43]Is it possible to make freeze-dried candy at home? Okay, so I'm going to put this bag of Skittles in the freezer and let it sit there for 5 hours. 4 3 2 1.

[00:04:52]Let's see.

[00:04:53]What's wrong? It didn't do anything.

[00:04:55]Does it at least taste different?

[00:04:58]It is crunchy. I just picked up a bag of chips that I'm pretty sure only has one chip in it because it's super light and when I shake it, I only hear one. So let's open it to see if I'm right.

[00:05:11]Are you kidding?

[00:05:12]Are you kidding me?

[00:05:13]One chip. I just saw a video saying that the number one thing girls find attractive in guys is long eyelashes. So I bought some fake ones to try on. Okay, I don't know how you're supposed to do this. Is it on?

[00:05:22]Yo, wait, this is kind of fire. Now let's see the bottom one.

[00:05:26]Okay, 3 2 1.

[00:05:28]Uh, I look like I just fought Mike Tyson. Girls, do you like this? Hey, you're super cute. Do you think I can get your number? If you got paid $1 for every calorie you ate in a day, how many calories do you think you could eat?

[00:05:37]Because personally, I would probably eat like 10,000.

[00:05:39]To be honest, I could probably eat 10,000 on a normal day. But but anyways, a random man just told me his name was Garrett, but then he asked me to guess what that was short for. So I was like, what can Garrett be short for?" Garrett?

[00:05:48]Guarantee? But then he said this.

[00:05:49]>> Okay, wait. So, tell me what you said Garrett was short for again.

[00:05:51]>> It's short for cigarette.

[00:05:52]>> After a long talk with my family, I have officially decided to get A JOB AT MCDONALD'S.

[00:05:59]GO GOLDEN ARCHES, BABY.

[00:06:00]>> MY FRIEND GAVE ME $100 FOR MY BIRTHDAY, but I haven't been able to use it because I have to get it out of this puzzle first. I have to get this ball onto this spring to unlock it. My question IS, WHY COULDN'T HE JUST give me normal money like a regular person?

[00:06:09]Like I'm trying to do a money spread. He couldn't just hand me the cash? And >> [snorts] >> did I get it? Wait, does it go right here?

[00:06:15]Hold on. I did it ON THE WRONG SIDE. I GUESS I have to get it through here, not here. Back to square one. I think I'm just going to not get my friend anything for his birthday as revenge. Oh, right there. And then Okay, wait. Wait. Wait.

[00:06:23]Wait. And now did I get it?

[00:06:27]Did I get Oh, let's go. Finally get rid of this stupid thing now. The best part about having adult money is that no one can tell you what you can or can't buy because look what happens when I try squeezing toothpaste out of this Shrek.

[00:06:40]Isn't that awesome?

[00:06:44]These are foods I can't eat because the internet ruined them for me. Number one, bananas. The moment you try putting one of these in your mouth, you're cooked.

[00:06:51]You're getting screenshotted. You can't eat it. Number two, cherries because every time you see two of these together, your dirty mind just can't help itself, can it? Number three, zucchini.

[00:07:00]You know why. Come on. Number four, peaches, but I didn't have a peach, so I'm using an apple. Every time I see one, I just think of that emoji.

[00:07:07]>> I climbed up this light to do a TikTok trend, but now I'm stuck up here and I can't get down.

[00:07:12]>> Just fall.

[00:07:13]>> I can't. I'm too high up.

[00:07:14]>> You're 6 inches off the ground.

[00:07:16]>> To all the people who said I would never get a girlfriend, look at me now, huh?

[00:07:20]I'm just kidding. This is my own hand. I still CAN'T GET THESE NAILS OFF.

[00:07:25]>> WHO wants a bite of the apple? Uh, too slow. Uh, almost got it. Uh, tricked you. Okay, dang. Fine, take it, man.

[00:07:31]Just take it. I didn't know you were so hungry. My bad. I know you want the donut. Wait. Wait, what are you doing?

[00:07:37]Hey. HEY, DON'T TRY TO GRAB IT. YOU HAVE TO SAY PLEASE. I'M TAKING IT AWAY NOW.

[00:07:40]YEAH, that's right. You don't get it anymore.

[00:07:43]Oh, wait. WAIT, DON'T CRY. I'M SORRY, YOU CAN HAVE IT. IF YOU ever think your brain rot is bad, just know that I was reading my Bible, but then I got to Psalm 6:7. So, I immediately put my book down and started doing the emote.

[00:07:55]God, please help me. I have a dentist appointment in 30 minutes, but I don't think it's going to go well because I've been eating so much candy. So, I'm doing whatever it takes right now to make sure I don't have any cavities.