happy fourtwenty

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:04]God damn.

[00:00:06]I make all kinds of crazy noises when I'm [ __ ] All right, let's let's get this over here.

[00:00:16]She's not talking about Solah period.

[00:00:17]The speculation is rampant. Okay.

[00:00:28]Okay, there we go. I have [ __ ] moved the [ __ ] link to the [ __ ] place and now we are over here for the [ __ ] show. I'm out of Dr. Pepper, so I am trying to finish off the last of these [ __ ] Aldi ass summit colas. We don't go to [ __ ] Aldi anymore. I mean, maybe a little bit, but we're we're we're a [ __ ] Casco family, but we didn't go to the CSCO this weekend.

[00:00:57]Sometimes we just decide we have enough stuff. Let's just stay home and just eat what we have here, I guess. Let's see.

[00:01:07]Let's get this hooked up into a better positioning. Maybe. Maybe. Is this better positioning? I don't know. Is that better heroning? Probably not. Some [ __ ] will come in and be like, "Your hair is greasy." And I'll be like, "Yeah, I know. I was cleaning my hands and shut the [ __ ] up. You know what I mean? Sometimes you got to [ __ ] come at them like that. Uh I do see one viewer and one like I'm going to guess patient cuz patient was waiting sort of. Uh twin thing is probably going to be here in about a half an hour. And whenever Disco wakes up from her therapy nap, she'll be here. How many token for feet? Four. Four token for feet. Four token for feet. Are you ready?

[00:01:57]Okay. Send the four token and I will show you the feet. Well, I'll show you one foot. How How about How about a a foot preview? Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, I got to make sure not to upskirt myself, but also like I got [ __ ] socky feet, man. You got to wear socks on your feet. Anyways, you know what we do around here, okay? You know we do this. We know what we do around here. Okay. I I I'm not doing a lot of smoking.

[00:02:24]You don't like feet.

[00:02:26]You don't like feet? Then how the hell are you going to get around anywhere, man? Or is it just that you're not Wait, wait, wait, wait. You mean that you're not into feet sexually or there shouldn't be any feet? Like, cuz some people are also like opposite. They're like grossed out by feet entirely. like they uh you know they see feet and they're like, "God damn, those things are [ __ ] weird and ugly." Penises sometimes, too. All right, so we're going to have our our usual. Well, one of our usuals. I do enjoy the Uncle Army soda pip. Okay, this [ __ ] here. This [ __ ] here.

[00:03:10]I prefer the strawberry over the orange.

[00:03:13]And I don't like the teas. I don't like tea in weed form. It just I need to aside from the fact that I really like to have that that [ __ ] bubbling from the carbonation. Sorry.

[00:03:29]Sometimes these these lids get kind of [ __ ] stuck. And that is what this one has done. You see, you pop this part up and then this is supposed to slide. But it doesn't always happen easily.

[00:03:43]Okay. So sometimes we have to like jam things in there to get it [ __ ] open all the way. You know what I mean? Like jam jam get the [ __ ] [ __ ] scissors. This is how we do this. Okay. And then and then we just kind of like I'm not I'm not going to stab myself.

[00:04:01]No stabbing. No stab. Oh, we did it. All right. Yeah. Listen. Sometimes you got to say no stabbing. No stabbing. I I thank you. patient, this bud's for you. Okay, now it is 4:20, that is to say, and I I think I actually took that drink right at 4 minutes and 20 seconds. You can roll it back and see. Now, on the four of 20, we should learn about the origins of the 420, right? There's a lot of different stories about what the [ __ ] it is.

[00:04:40]420 origin story.

[00:04:45]Okay. So, uh we are going to read we have a cho we have a choice between PBS and Wikipedia.

[00:05:00]Um let's just go to Wikipedia because that's how we normally do things. Okay.

[00:05:06]We normally like to go to that Wikipedia situation. Hold on. I I gotta move my fan around. You know, you know, you got you got to move your little fan.

[00:05:18]Okay. So, you listen here, [ __ ] I'm going to tell you the story of a [ __ ] man named the 420 cannabis culture.

[00:05:26]Okay. Now, uh 420 is cannabis culture slang for cannabis consumption, especially smoking around the time 4:20 p.m. an annual cannabis oriented celebrations held I've got hiccups for some [ __ ] reason on 420 the US notation for April 20th. Now, let's also keep in mind that April 20th is also Hitler's birthday and Coline Day. And I think that there's been other like shootings and stuff that have happened on 420. So, you know, uh sadness, sadness, and unbelievable like, you know, uh whatever. You know what I mean?

[00:06:21]Little sad. All right. So, here is the origin story. And people will argue that this is not true and that they aren't the ones that they aren't the [ __ ] ones, right?

[00:06:36]Uh, but the according to Wikipedia, which probably sourced it [ __ ] from [ __ ] PBS. We could read the PBS article if we're not happy with this, but here it is.

[00:06:50]Five male high school students in San Raphael, California. I have no idea where that is. I assume it's up north.

[00:06:57]Uh coined the term as part of their 1971 search for an abandoned cannabis crop based on a treasure map made by the grower.

[00:07:11]Okay, this is lit. Actually, I had not heard about this part. My understand what my understanding was that the 420 gang were the ones were like, "Hey, meet meet me outside of school at 4:20. We're going to go [ __ ] smoke because like everybody's got like after school [ __ ] and everything. We'll go smoke together at 4:20." That sounds about right. You know, we don't need to wait till 4 4:30.

[00:07:29][ __ ] that. It's 4:20. That's fine.

[00:07:31]Right. This goes on. It says it calls them They called themselves the Waldo because their typical hangout spot was a wall outside of the school.

[00:07:42]The five students were named Steve Kapper, Dave Reicks, Jeffrey Noel, Larry Schwarz, and Mark Gravich.

[00:07:54]And they designated the Lewis Past statue on the grounds of San Raphael High School as their meeting place and 4:20 p.m. as their meeting time.

[00:08:06]Fantastic. Fantastic.

[00:08:10]That that is what I had heard. The Waldos referred to this plan with the phrase 420 Lewis.

[00:08:18]After several failed attempts to find the crop, the group eventually shortened their phrase to 420, which ultimately evolved into a code word the teens used to refer to consuming cannabis. [ __ ] teens out here taking their cannabis and taking their cannabis words. All right.

[00:08:36]All right. Stephen Hager of High Times, you know, the magazine publication, popularized by uh popularized the story of the Waldos. The first High Times mention of 420 smoking and a 420 holiday appeared in May of 1991.

[00:08:53]May of 1991.

[00:08:57]This [ __ ] was made in 1971. So 20 years after a bunch of [ __ ] like losers [ __ ] like smoked by a wall.

[00:09:06]You got your very first weed soda. This bud's for you, bro.

[00:09:14]Congratulations. What flavor and what brand? If you want to talk about it.

[00:09:18]Okay.

[00:09:21]Eronously attributed the origin of the term to a police code. No, that is not.

[00:09:29]Uh, this and other ssperio origin stories became common. The connection to the Waldos appeared in December 1998.

[00:09:39]Hangar attributed the early spread of the phrase to Grateful Dead followers after Waldo Reddick became a roadie for the Grateful Dead basist Phil Leash and called for 4:20 p.m. to be the socially accepted time of the day to consume the cannabis. Another sound Raphael group led by Brad, the BB ban, claims to have originated the term before the Waldos. Hey, but guess what, BB? Nobody [ __ ] remembers your ass.

[00:10:13]Yeah. Yeah, I just happened to come up with a random [ __ ] number for you [ __ ] Okay. Oh, I know the Keef brand. Uh, uh, orange 25 milligrams to go with your blunts. Really love. You know what? Uh, yeah. So, the Keef sodas.

[00:10:27]Hi, Twin Thing. Welcome. The The Keef Sodas. Um, I for their for their for their money, for the price. I'm just going to really quickly like I can't show you guys the website. like I I'll hold these things up and obviously we all know what we're talking about, but I can't show you the website because um um then we're going to have to put the stream on 18 plus, which it kind of should be, kind of already is sometimes, but you know, um I like to make that decision rather than having YouTube come in and restrike my content later and like be like, "Hey, we've automatically made this 18 plus."

[00:11:09]Like, [ __ ] you then. And the problem with being 18 plus, it's not really a problem so much as I really like playing with the uh the algo right now, you know, and and if we're 18 plus, we don't get into the algo. Although, we're not really getting picked up by the algo in the last week or so. possibly because YouTube is no longer pushing the uh the the vertical streams like this or possibly I have [ __ ] up in some way and now I'm, you know, no longer receiving those uh those little blips where I end up in somebody's [ __ ] feed and then everybody's like, "Godamn, let's go watch this dumb bitch." I hope somewhere somebody is posting a video like I hope that somewhere when someone sees my [ __ ] live streams, they send them directly to their Discord server and that there's a Discord server that's just like, "What the [ __ ] is this stupid fish talking about?" Like, that's that's good [ __ ] Okay, so the So, the drinks, right? I I can't, like I said, I don't want to show the website. I think that will probably trigger things show up in a Do I Do I?

[00:12:21]That's good.

[00:12:23]I should, but you're also subscribed to me, I think, probably. And if you're not, please do because uh the the also the the demographics this last week were really weird. Like this the audience is like 90% male and only like 20% of people are like not even tw It was a really low percent of like returning people.

[00:12:50]How how can how can Trump own Iran when he can't even [ __ ] in a toilet anymore and has to poo poo in his little diapy wipes waffles?

[00:13:01]You know what I'm saying? 67. Are you about to say 67? Nikki, are you gonna say 67? Oh, well now you're just say Now you're just spamming six. You didn't even say 67.

[00:13:16]You're [ __ ] stupid.

[00:13:19][ __ ] Oh, I I don't I don't have a daddy. But that's kind of weird that you do because like are you a grown ass adult with a daddy?

[00:13:31]Not a zatty and not like a daddy, but like daddy huge anus. I love it. Stupid and slow.

[00:13:42]Why can't I see people, you know? Oh, twin things on top of it. What's up, Eric Diamond? [ __ ] 67. See, now we're getting the alga right as soon as I start talking about [ __ ] Now remember, okay, twin thing, you're doing a great job. Let me tell you something.

[00:14:00]We let them come in and we let them basically do their their spiel and I kind of I [ __ ] with them back, you know?

[00:14:09]I kind of I kind of like give them a little bit. The code word though, the code word is Vermont Avenue. Hey, I think our cousins from Vermont Avenue are coming through. That means I'm willing to entertain it. The other thing, too, is if I'm not willing to entertain a bunch of [ __ ] randos like this, I'll just put it on subscriber mode and then they stop. 2169.

[00:14:35]It's a good the safe word. You forgot it. Yeah. Listen, we also have another word and that is that is uh when I when I see somebody here because there's somebody in there's somebody that comes through every now and then a green name and I know that they are a sock account from another account. But if I find that person I will, you know, probably start talking about Easter eggs at that time.

[00:15:00]Okay? So you hear me suddenly talking about Easter eggs. This is not that time. The person is not here. I do not see the person here. But if I did, I'd probably start talking about Easter eggs.

[00:15:11]Now, the soda collection over at the [ __ ] weed store. Okay, you are talking about Keefe. So, I'm looking right now at Keef cola 100 mgrams cream.

[00:15:23]They have a couple of different flavors.

[00:15:25]They also have the pineapple express, cherry cola. Those are the only ones my store has right now. However, it it is this size.

[00:15:40]It It wasn't really the Easter eggs. No, there's no there it's not time. I'll when it happens, you'll know the person's name ends with a V. I'll put you that. Okay.

[00:15:54]So, this is like a regular soda and that's the size of the kef sodas.

[00:16:00]They're 100 milligrams and they are $12.99 each. Okay.

[00:16:07]What I have preferred to buy, but they have been out. They they were out the other day and I didn't get to get any this week, is Paps Blue Ribbon makes Not Your Father's. There's a brand that they c have called Not Your Father's. They are pricey. However, the PBR, not your father's orange cream. That's the one that I really like to [ __ ] drink.

[00:16:32]No such thing as a perfect person, so won't worry about. Are you a [ __ ] bat?

[00:16:38]Dave Thompson. Oh, I was thinking Dave Thomas. That's the [ __ ] Wendy's guy, right?

[00:16:45]Are you Wendy's, sir? Is this a Wendy's?

[00:16:47]Sorry. Anyways, so the thing about these guys here, okay, the the not your father's orange cream specifically has 100 milligrams of THC and it has 25 milligrams of CBD. All right, that [ __ ] is amazing. And guess what? Guess what?

[00:17:05]It is only $9.99. So, it's actually $3 cheaper and it's a tall can. It's one of those. Now, this is not a tall can. This is more like a uh this is more like a Red Bull probably like what they look like or what are those things that y'all be the white claws although I I don't think I've ever seen a white claw in person >> so I don't know but you know this is like the tall you you get the the right okay what is this 12 flu ounces that's my [ __ ] dog okay is the same as a regular can yeah it is the same as a regular can. Okay. So, maybe I'm just like one of those toddlers that doesn't have the [ __ ] object permanent thing.

[00:17:53]Maybe. Okay. Now, those guys there, the Uncle Aries, uh they don't have any strawberry in store, probably because I bought them all when I was there. Uh but I they do have currently the orange Uncle Arie, which is, you know, the counterpart to this. And you saw me drinking it last week. Um, different shape. Jesus Christ is the living God and he loves you so much.

[00:18:23]Huh?

[00:18:26]What? You promise? What? Anyways, listen. Jesus Christ is the living God, you guys.

[00:18:36]Oh, I'm not little. I might look like an old lady, but I'm like [ __ ] I'm like 5 foot n. Don't don't don't [ __ ] Hello, beautiful me, guys. All right.

[00:18:45]Now, listen. Okay. This is a 12 fluent flu ounce soda. Listen here, brothers.

[00:18:50]Okay. This [ __ ] right here. This guy right here. Okay. It's also got 100 milligrams of THC, but it doesn't have any of the CBD or CBD or any of that [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, don't call me a [ __ ] That's an extremely easy way to get completely just [ __ ] knocked the [ __ ] out, my [ __ ] All right. So, um, and the thing is is it was all stars because he's using text to talk.

[00:19:20]That's why. That's why. See, that's how I know when someone's using text to speech because the cuss words come up as stars.

[00:19:28][ __ ] you haven't. There's Eene. I've been looking for you.

[00:19:37]I don't want jigalow boys. That is incredibly [ __ ] like that's so gross.

[00:19:43]I don't like boys.

[00:19:45]It says in John 3:16 that he sent his only son to die on the cross because he loved you so much. Does that make you feel better? Did that help? Did that feel like church?

[00:20:00]That's cool. Anyways, so these guys right here are only $6.99. So, for my money, I do, you know, I've had the kef soda um and and maybe I'd buy one if there was something very specifically special about it. Now, I'm here and tell the the other one that I will buy occasionally and I and I haven't in a long time. St. I mock me, he still loves you. Great day.

[00:20:25]I'm not mocking you. Jesus walks upon my home. Are you calling me not a Christian? Is that what you're doing, Fang Jang? Hey, well, good, because I'm not. But, you know, like we got Bibles and [ __ ] all up in here. You know, listen, we're just kind of like everything. We're just the pers. Okay, now these Saint IDes, listen to me. St IDes makes a high tea. Okay, they make like this one here is litechy pear. I have not done that one. And I don't like lyches. They're [ __ ] weird. They look like cow eyeball testicle things. But um they also have like the peach mango and they have a fruit punch. They call it high punch. The other [ __ ] thing too, the other [ __ ] thing too is I've been told because the not your father's brand also makes they make this alpine splash.

[00:21:27]I don't know what the [ __ ] that is. They got a rope bearer. I don't know what the [ __ ] that is. Is this rage content creation? No, man. We're just [ __ ] like chilling. What do you mean my actions don't represent? What?

[00:21:40]You want to know what my actions represent? Do you want to see it, Fang Jang? Are you guys ready?

[00:21:49]Are you [ __ ] ready? Do you want to see my titties? You want to see my titty? You want to see my titties?

[00:22:07]Yeah. Do you like that? Do you like when I show you my breasts?

[00:22:14]Anyways, back to the subject at hand. We can't take it off. Then we're going to get in trouble. Okay.

[00:22:22]Yeah. No. No. Diana Marble says no.

[00:22:26]Exactly. Exactly. Anyways, I've been tell I've been told by the weed boy the other day, the weed boy at the weed store with the slightly offcenter eye, so I know he's a little bit of the autistic eye.

[00:22:38]He says that there is a fruit punch made by not your father's and that it is um it's got CBG.

[00:22:49]Now, that's a whole [ __ ] another level of letters that I don't [ __ ] understand or know. Okay, you've got the CBD which is cavadabanoid della but cavenoid bell kella d and then of course we have the fant thank you speculum I'm pretty [ __ ] smart you know what I'm saying tubes I appreciate that. So, uh, anyways, right, um, there's also things like CBN and CBG, and I don't really 100% understand all that [ __ ] but it doesn't matter because the good news is you can get people to just sort of [ __ ] drink things if they're like, "Yeah, here's a [ __ ] positive thing about this thing." And you're like, "Okay, shit." How many things have you sucked down at a Costco? Because they're like, "You want to try this? It's brand new and it's made with less calories." Or some [ __ ] like that. You ever deal with those sort of things? And then you're going to be all like, "Oh, I don't want to drink the special weed. Get the [ __ ] out of here."

[00:24:18]Plus and minus turppins and trichromes, right?

[00:24:23]And and and I hear you.

[00:24:27]Is that Is that a pee pee? Is that a pee dick? We used to have a command to make a squirting pee dick like that in the chat. I Oh, that's right. I got to [ __ ] remember to write down. What is it that you guys want? I need to write down what it is that you guys want the the chatbot to do commands for. Okay.

[00:24:45]Because you guys seem to really like it.

[00:24:49]But yeah, I I've tried to understand the tri chromes and the and the tarpen and all that [ __ ] And honestly, look, I'm not a science guy. I'm like another stuff guy. Uh, you know, I have general concepts of things, but like my brain doesn't really hold on to like super technical information most of the time.

[00:25:15]But that's okay because I can read really well. And if I want to know something, I just read it again, you know? I just look it up and I'm like, "Oh, yeah, that's that shit." All right, so uh the chatbot, right, we need we need some [ __ ] You know what? I think there might be a synchronize command still.

[00:25:34]Let's take a look. Actually, I could [ __ ] get on the nightbot because I'm right here at the computer.

[00:25:43]Uh let's see.

[00:25:47]Um, see.

[00:25:54]Okay. Try hashtag. Sorry. Try exclamation point poppers.

[00:26:00]Exclamation point poppers. Okay.

[00:26:05]And if you And if you do that, that'll work.

[00:26:11]Uh, certain receptors match up with the CBD, CBA, CBG. Yeah. See, there you go.

[00:26:16]Pop it. Poppers loosen your butthole so you can put things in it.

[00:26:21]Mhm. That's really important. We really need that. We really need that.

[00:26:27]Um, let's see. Uh, exclamation point synchronize will also give you the upside down smiley faces and synchronize.

[00:26:43]Um, oh, you could do exclamation point Uncle Steve and then you high-five Uncle Steve. It's very cute.

[00:26:53]Um, that's that's look, if you have suggestions for the bot, you know, don't be afraid to make them because I'll Well, I mean, you could suggest things, but I'm really [ __ ] like, you know, stoned a lot, so we got to do it when I like remember to do it.

[00:27:15]Did it work? Don't put a space.

[00:27:18]Don't put a space between uncle and Steve. It's all one word. Try it again.

[00:27:24]And then of course we all know the exclamation point Zelda. And you can pet Zelda. It'll say that you pet him. She's so little and so cute though, dudes.

[00:27:35]Uncle Steve, try it. See?

[00:27:38]Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[00:27:42]High fives, Uncle Steve. And then there's the little Zelda heads which you get because you have this wonderful little [ __ ] uh you know your your uh emojis and [ __ ] and the dick trains cuz we we do we we run trains in this chat.

[00:28:01]Best sleep ever was stoned induced and woke up baked still. Dude, we do that every day. We should have a salute for Wade. Uh yes, I agree. Um, Wade's going to be um deployed in his submarine. Uh, I can't say exact, but in May. And, um, well, so far it looks like May, but I mean, they're still in dry dock right now. Uh, and when that happens, um, I will begin to wear a small little I have an American flag pin that I'm going to just wear and we're just going to have that every day. That's just going to be our little our little flag pin and that'll be our thing because I I I don't know how much I'm allowed to fully say like what what I know. I mean, they're obviously like it's not super duper [ __ ] like top secret, I think, but they do go off on missions.

[00:29:02]You know what's up.

[00:29:05]Speculum Dickydoo, Elmechano.

[00:29:10]Okay, hold on a second. Can we talk about your name for a second? Speculum Dickydoo El Mechaniko. What do we got going on here? Can I I I want to know you. I want to know you. Is there a gym on some subs? No. The the climbing wall that you saw with with Wade. Um, he was at his rock climbing gym because my boy is a [ __ ] like I'm going to learn how to do everything. This kid is [ __ ] like he's ridiculous. He's the main character. Um, you know, and there might be some sort of like workout areas on the gym. I don't I don't know.

[00:29:53]Um, wonder if we could put a little flag in the corner of our profile pick. I mean, if you want to [ __ ] you know, do those things. Uh, uh, you know, it it's it's definitely we'll we're going to we'll have to think about it. We'll have to figure out what we're going to do.

[00:30:12]But also the other thing too is what sucks about being a what they call a blue star family is that like some of for some reason, you know, some of what I do. Oh, listen. Listen. I don't even need the socks. Okay, CJX. I don't need the socks. I've just got the grippy box.

[00:30:40]But, you know, it's already been gripping onto, you know, it's it's host.

[00:30:46]Uh, wait, no. What is that? The grippy would be the [ __ ] host. And then and then the the intrusion would be the settler.

[00:31:01]First name for first name is Latin for window or glass. Okay. Second part is nickname and third part is Spanish for the mechan. You're a mechanic.

[00:31:13]You're a mechanic. What kind of mechanic? Like a corporate handshake.

[00:31:17]Listen, we got secret handshakes in my house, okay? We don't have to have no corporate corporate this is not a corporate [ __ ] okay? All right. My husband's not coming in here with some [ __ ] you know, like gotta sign some [ __ ] [ __ ] or or like, you know, [ __ ] over his co-workers to go climbing up, you know, the [ __ ] the [ __ ] ladder at work or some [ __ ] I don't know. How do people get raises anymore?

[00:31:44]I don't [ __ ] know. Uh, you're not seeing these messages. This is weird.

[00:31:48]Really? Okay, so that's very interesting.

[00:31:54]Are you on live chat?

[00:31:59]Because the other thing that sometimes people will do the the real interesting one was yesterday when someone had patient blocked. That was weird.

[00:32:10]Unless maybe because patient is a mod on my backup channel, perhaps they did that. The other thing that happens is they'll ban or they'll they'll block themselves from all of the uh the mods in a chat. They see that oh so they could do [ __ ] So um let's see.

[00:32:32]So if you're not I'm not savage. I'm not a [ __ ] savage. I'm a white girl and I'm a dumb [ __ ] So don't I'm not a savage. Uh work on damn near or anything. Used to weld under [ __ ] my underwater welding brother. That's [ __ ] lit. My dad was a welder and my son is a nuclear mechanic on his submarine. Um, so he So the mechanics the mechanics in this fam or something happening at Old Forge in the Lockana scanner. I'm going to see what's going on there. See what you're read. Okay, you see it now. Okay.

[00:33:06]Because sometimes um sometimes if they if they're like trying to do some like if they're specifically trying to do an operation in the chat, they'll see the mods and they'll [ __ ] block all the mods. They do it on Facebook, too. Prove it grips. I listen.

[00:33:23]You want to know you want to know you want to know the [ __ ] grip story? Let me tell you something, okay? I I got this goddamn [ __ ] whole ass house here. All right. I got this whole goddamn house here. I'm sitting here drinking weed on a Monday during work time.

[00:33:47]Bring the husband. Let's interview him.

[00:33:48]He He will be on at some point to play um uh he plays um Goat Simulator. Wrong synopsis of yourself. Believe you're highly intuitive and highly aware of things. Well, no. I mean, I But a dumb [ __ ] is not the same as being in highly intuitive and aware, you know? No, we don't take off of our glasses, bro. We can't do that because then we can't [ __ ] see you. How am I going to see you if I don't have my glasses on? Are you being like those guys that would message me on the [ __ ] dating apps and be like, "I like your glasses.

[00:34:21]They're really hot. I want to come all over them." And it's like, bro, I don't want you to come on my glasses. So [ __ ] hard to [ __ ] clean. You know, we can't take off shirts around here, but if you want a booby dance, I can do that for you. Do you want to see my titties, CJ?

[00:34:37]Yes. God loves you. Chosen dough to [ __ ] whatever. Went to the grocery store and you forgot to buy munchies.

[00:34:47]Oh no.

[00:34:50]Oh no.

[00:34:52]All right. So, where's CJ? CJ, you want to see some titties? Do you want to see titties?

[00:34:58]I have a little titty dance that I do if you would like to see it.

[00:35:03]You want to see it? Okay. You ready?

[00:35:06]Okay. Just try not to spooge all over your screen.

[00:35:17]Oh yeah. Do you like those cats? Oh, look. It's like a whole titty hole. Look at this. DO YOU LIKE THAT [ __ ] Do you like that? Do you like my titties? Do you like my titties? My titties. Bitties. The freaking titties.

[00:35:36]Titty titty. Titty titties. All right.

[00:35:39]So, calm yourself.

[00:35:44]Calm yourself. Please calm yourself.

[00:35:50]Was that good?

[00:35:54]Yeah. Listen. Yeah, I'm your friend, twin. All right, so uh Eileen said something about something crazy happening at the [ __ ] Old Forge on the Lockana scanner.

[00:36:08]Flanigan auto detailing. We got a lot of [ __ ] Okay, so this is what she's talking about. Did you become a man? Probably not. I'm not really into doing all that.

[00:36:20]Uh, so like this is what Eileen is showing me. Uh, this is near where Shanny and Rev hang out, I guess, but I don't exactly know. We should probably look it up on the map.

[00:36:32]Uh, I actually have no idea where Old Forge is. This looks like somebody [ __ ] died because they're not moving very fast or anything. You know what I'm saying? So, let's Did I just become a man?

[00:36:48]Well, you know, uh, let's see. The comments on it are saw the K9 and baggies of things. Maybe a drug bust.

[00:36:59]You're right there. You should have asked. Fair. Gee. Uh, why you on a scanner group? You could go ask instead.

[00:37:07]Right. Okay. So, I thought I only saw state police. Okay. So, let's go find out what Old Forge is.

[00:37:16][ __ ] bro. Oh, I dropped my fan. Hold on. Old Forge.

[00:37:24]Let's see. All right. So, what we got here is Oh, okay. Old Forge is a whole different like that it it's like a 20 minute drive.

[00:37:35]It's like five miles away. You know what would be really funny if it turns out that that's like somehow connected to the um if those drug people if that was a drug bust. Imagine a drug bust that happens and it [ __ ] it affects the supply that gets to Shanny and Rev because they are definitely doing the [ __ ] They're doing the hard [ __ ] man. Rev's on that meth. Look at his face.

[00:38:14]Oh my god. His little face.

[00:38:18]His [ __ ] face. He's got the permanent like like he's got like permanent dinge.

[00:38:28]It's like his eyes. He like wipes the sweat from his eyes. And so there's also some like clean going down this way.

[00:38:36]Although I'm still not necessarily sure his eyes are dead. They have been uh I was not necessarily sure if you know a couple of weeks ago we looked at the uh wasn't even a couple weeks ago. It was like a week or two ago whenever we saw him with either a really dirty face or like a bruise that went he had pipe burns pipe burns on his mouth. Yeah, he's doing meth. He's already told us like he said it with his words. He's like said, "I got to stop drinking." You know, I get to drinking and then you start doing other stuff and then you start getting into meth and I don't want to do all that.

[00:39:15]Um, what's weird about the Gman thing because Gman's like been coming to visit them at their tent and like that's just [ __ ] weird.

[00:39:31]Now he says he's straight edge.

[00:39:39]That's not a straight edge is smoking meth before they got the boot.

[00:39:44]You know that would that that wouldn't surprise me. I don't know that we have like um solid proof of that. We have circumstantial evidence of that, I think, unless you know something I don't. But we've we have seen um I don't know that we've ever seen like a cracked pipe or anything like that, but you know they would turn off the stream to smoke something and it was like really really really white smoke.

[00:40:14]Um it was not weed smoke. It was not cigarette smoke. That's what I got for you on that. Okay. Um now are are they are they are they high as [ __ ] They both had burnt lips, right? Right. But they could also just be [ __ ] gross people, too. Like that's also a Let's see. Where is the Gman show? All right.

[00:40:43]Because I believe that he put up the video the other day with Rev. Maybe No, actually I don't see it anymore.

[00:40:59]Um, were they on Shann's channel?

[00:41:03]Where was it uploaded yesterday that I was getting those screenshots from?

[00:41:08]See, cuz I I Is it this one? Oh, okay. Yeah. No, it's He didn't delete it.

[00:41:16]I don't want to play their content because I don't want to give them the idea to, you know, um, strike my [ __ ] But like, I have this idea, too. So, I always have my closed captioning on. And it makes the best like screenshots when you just flip through and get random ones like this one here. WE'RE GONNA GET DIRTY WITH GMAN and Riv. Some good [ __ ] you know. But look at him. All right, Gman. You always look like garbage though. Get your skin tags erased. Okay. Yeah, Rev is you know I think Gman took down the Ashley one but other people posted it. So I would like to know uh Eileene if you're if you're that keen that you have noticed that the Ashley video was removed.

[00:42:12]What was Oh, no. Here it is. It's right here. I was going to say cuz here she is.

[00:42:20]Um, so that's Ashley. She did. They did not delete that. I was wondering if if if what he had said that it had been deleted. I was like, I wonder if there was some sort of weird backlash or something that he got or she got or something. It's pretty [ __ ] exciting.

[00:42:43]Think Gman took down the Ashley one, but the other posted it. Frank Crew as [ __ ] called it the deleted stream and reposted.

[00:42:51]I mean, you know, I don't know how much you can even like trust what people title their things. Uh, also, it may have been deleted briefly. Sometimes um a stream will go down because it's got some sort of like copyrighted music in it or there's something happening.

[00:43:11]What was that on screen? Oh my god.

[00:43:15]I don't know. The Rev Gman. Do are you not familiar with the Gman?

[00:43:27]I mean, it's a better thing that you don't. All right. It's a better thing that you don't know anything about Gman.

[00:43:32]Just get out while you can. All right?

[00:43:35]And you don't you don't need to you don't need to go into all of this. We're all trying to figure out like where where are our hobbies going to be when all of these people that we're watching die, right? See, and and all you guys, you start getting all like, "Oh man, we need to find a new guy." Nope. No more new guys. We have our guys. They are set. Frank hates Gman and is ready to jump on him. Um, was it Frank or was it Drag who did The Summer of Gman?

[00:44:09]You feel your IQ drop as you watch Gman?

[00:44:11]No, my IQ doesn't drop when I watch Gman. Uh, my ADHD becomes enraged when I watched Gman. Um, but to the point of like, okay, you you are saying a hell of a lot of nothing and I'm looking for the important words and they're not there.

[00:44:28]It's like listening to Trump. Like there's like six or seven words that might have to but also like I'm talking about Trump like two years ago, not Trump as in 2026 where he's like, you know, their entire country is gone.

[00:44:43]We're almost done with the operation.

[00:44:46]What? You hear that? They're like leaving him out of the [ __ ] uh situation room and [ __ ] His generals are doing [ __ ] behind his back because he's too crazy.

[00:44:56]Not sure which one. I think drag. He was really out there. Okay. Well, right. He was clever and and I forget what happened.

[00:45:05]I mean, it look, you can make any sort of guesses about whatever the [ __ ] Gman did to piss off anybody, right? Like, it's it's not hard. It's not hard to figure it out. Like, and it's probably it's probably not something that really deserved like a full [ __ ] beef.

[00:45:22]What What else are we doing with our time anymore? You know what I mean? So, there was one summer, like I don't know how long ago. Years ago, though, now Gman pissed off Dragnot.

[00:45:38]I believe it was Dragnot. Uh, and was like, "Okay, here's the [ __ ] thing.

[00:45:47]I'm just going to [ __ ] stream Gman every [ __ ] day of this summer." He's like, "As soon as Gman wakes up, I'm going to be [ __ ] streaming him. I'm going to be on his ass." Like, it was it was like it was to the point where it did actually make Gman stop going live so much.

[00:46:10]um during that time like it did wear him down because the thing is is it's like if if drag is rereaming you then there are [ __ ] eyes all over you and people that want to [ __ ] around just chaotic little shits. A lot of you guys are like that too. But we are trying to do a little better these days, right? We're trying to like explain to people about what a [ __ ] you know, local is and isn't.

[00:46:46]Lowcal was like an era. Like hippie was an era. Do you guys remember the hippies? I mean, I don't because I wasn't old enough. I wasn't born yet.

[00:47:01]But you've got things also classifications.

[00:47:06]Flappers. Remember the flappers? Yeah, you don't. You weren't alive then either.

[00:47:12]Okay. We have also uh it's not really a gang. It's more like a group, right? Remember remember we called it a group, not a gang. And that's how we stay out of, you know, turf wars and whatnot. Sort of. But sometimes the turf wars come to you and you're like, damn, I didn't realize there were turfs on the internet. But good lord, club, you know, club is good, but also the other thing too with club is that it might imply that we have a bunch of [ __ ] jellyfish in our [ __ ] home and that they are having a rave.

[00:47:58]Okay. It implies that there's just dance party with jellyfish everywhere every [ __ ] night all [ __ ] day. Okay. And then that's when you have to, you know, trick the [ __ ] jellyfish by getting your pet snail to be likeep and lead them out of the pineapple.

[00:48:20]I don't Well, now I'm not. But now I don't know enough enough enough enough people have become entertained right by the ideas that we bring here and that is why they all come through. What is that?

[00:48:40]What in the hell is that emoji?

[00:48:46]What is that emoji? I don't think I've seen that before. It's like a [ __ ] crouching guy and he's got like a [ __ ] like space helmet.

[00:48:56]That's a jellyfish.

[00:49:03]No, that's a sitting guy with a big ass [ __ ] weird space helmet and he's kind of depressed.

[00:49:10]I don't know what this jellyfish thing is, but we probably got some of those guys there, too. Um, they just don't talk very much in chat, you know.

[00:49:24]Anyways, what were we learning about? We were learning about 420 earlier and then a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] showed up and did [ __ ] Um, what if there's a [ __ ] chase today, guys?

[00:49:42]What if there's a [ __ ] chase? I really want there to be a [ __ ] chase.

[00:49:48]There was a lot of chases last week.

[00:49:51]Oh, did we get an update on the name of the person that they tear gas the corpse of? Um um I do not believe that we have any updates.

[00:50:19]The only updates that we have about that situation are about the cop that was uh [ __ ] around with the jelly or the jellyfish. God damn it. [ __ ] around with the goddamn Tinder. Okay. The cop that was caught on Tinder.

[00:50:35]That's the only thing they're talking about. They said that they would release the name once they have contacted Next of Kin.

[00:50:45]It's been two weeks. We haven't contacted. What's going on?

[00:50:51]This guy sure was running and was trying to get the [ __ ] away from you enough that he had something to live for.

[00:50:58]Okay. So, why don't you just tell us what the [ __ ] happened? Plus, you guys didn't kill him. He killed him, right?

[00:51:10]And we still haven't released the name. This is what I'm talking about. Okay. Oh, [ __ ] You all right? So twin thing, picture it. Two weeks ago, San Bernardino, the cop on tender is a plant. Maybe you have a creepy feeling about Tom Cruz.

[00:51:28]Like he [ __ ] fish or jellyfish. The Tom Cruz [ __ ] fish rumors has been around for a really long time. And you know, here's the thing about that.

[00:51:38]Um, you know, there's a lot of crossover between Hollywood and Scientology because Scientology is Hollywood.

[00:51:45]Hollywood is Scientology, right?

[00:51:48]Okay. Oh, you saw you remember you remember the chase. Yeah, they still haven't identified the [ __ ] They haven't identified the name. All right.

[00:51:56]Now, now back to Tom Cruz and his fish.

[00:52:00]Wait. Yeah. Tom Cruz. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:52:02]Tom Cruz. Sometimes I get him confused with other Tomms. Like Tom Hanks.

[00:52:07]Um All right. So, you know how like the [ __ ] the creepy dudes, the [ __ ] uh Epstein class were doing things like, "Let's just tell them the truth, but make it sound as ridiculous as it really is." And so, no one believes it. Hey guys, they're eating people. They've got like babies and they take their adrenal glands and then everybody gets [ __ ] super wrecked on that [ __ ] It's happening. It's real. Isn't that [ __ ] funny?

[00:52:37]And they were like, "Yeah, you're crazy if you [ __ ] believe that shit." Then they had the [ __ ] gay ops [ __ ] go to the [ __ ] uh the pizza place.

[00:52:45]And there was nobody there. And there was no [ __ ] basement. And oh, you know what does have a basement though?

[00:52:52]Is Jeffrey Epstein's New York condo.

[00:52:55]That's interesting.

[00:52:58]Um, so you don't remember where it was.

[00:53:01]I was going to check the obits. It wouldn't be an obituary.

[00:53:05]Um because they wouldn't put they wouldn't put that out yet. I'm pretty sure he's probably still being processed with the coroner um at um Riverside Sheriff's but okay the fish situation now the Epstein class and and they also overlap with some of the uh the there's some v ven diagram of the Epstein class and the Scientologists.

[00:53:47]But do you kind of notice how much there's not a lot about that?

[00:53:55]You know, there's not a lot of like people who are in both, you know, Epstein people that hang out in the Scientology. I don't know. Um because Scientology has its own blackmail programs and it has its own [ __ ] way of doing things like not allowing members to use the internet. I don't know if they still do. I don't know if they still do. Um but they used to not let them use the internet. They'd be like everything on the internet's [ __ ] lie anyways. Oh, okay. Um so you've got Scientology holding one end and [ __ ] the Epstein's holding the other, right? as far as Hollywood goes and as far as blackmail goes. So, here's the thing. Um, Scientology likely has blackmail on Tom Cruz and something like [ __ ] a fish would be something that would be [ __ ] like out there like like we weren't we wouldn't [ __ ] believe that. But the thing is is who who told that? Who leaked that story? How do we know about Tom Cruz and the fish allegedly?

[00:55:10]Who's in charge of that?

[00:55:12]Look, the blackmail market has got a uh a grip on it like a sock.

[00:55:22]How in the entire world have I missed this content? I cannot put electrical doohickey down. It's crazy. I love it.

[00:55:30]The Simpsons is how I know. Well, the Simpsons is also Scientology. Are you aware of that? You know, um, and you know, people have left Scientology alone lately. Notice it's interesting that Scientology really started getting like, um, there was interest in Scientology and attacking Scientology right in 2008, 2007, 2008.

[00:55:56]Remember that?

[00:56:02]Do you remember when 4chan was very much about like we need to take down Scientology and that was right when was that? What what what else happened in 2007208? Oh, that's right. Epstein was sort of arrested and I mean sort of in that you know he was like he was able to like leave the jail you know that whole deal some [ __ ] [ __ ] Richard Gear has gerbles in the butt.

[00:56:33]Now that's a I want to know how Richard Gear got associated with the gerbble situation.

[00:56:50]Okay. So, all right. Here. Here we go. Um, all right. So, so our our references here, we have a Conan Brian reveals uh sorry revives the old rumor about Richard Garren Gerbles and that was 2023. 2024 we've got the hard times of course and his uh life has been one hell of a ride a ride which is of course a guest article written by the gerbal that was in his ass. He pulled his high-profile cars cards from the other weirdos.

[00:57:40]Um, okay. So, this is interesting, too.

[00:57:43]Back in 2017, Richard Gear's gerbal myth returned after he started talking [ __ ] about Donald Trump. That's interesting.

[00:57:53]Um, looking for somebody that isn't [ __ ] TMZ.

[00:58:01]Um, TMZ's got [ __ ] back in 2006 saying uh that it's fake.

[00:58:13]Um, Sylvester Stallone in 2021 said Richard Gear thought he started the gerbal up his ass rumor during a feud.

[00:58:24]Let's read that because that I mean that's Daily Star, but it's still interesting. Uh Sylvester Stallone claimed Richard Gear thought he had started a wild urban myth about a gerbal being removed from his rectum after a row over a greasy chicken sparked a feud between the two act. Wait, so wait, we were boof we were boofing hamsters with sliced alone and it got out of hand. I don't know.

[00:59:00]Yeah, you gota you gotta um the bots are kind of terrible. And if you're a person who um is very like susceptible to being like upset by the things that people say about you.

[00:59:17]Also, I couldn't [ __ ] get through to that website. It was just one of those [ __ ] all the [ __ ] ads and you can't read the article. So, I'm just This is a new rule, new chat rule.

[00:59:28]The Richard Deer story is true.

[00:59:31]That's just the fish thing. That's just uh you know, the Simpsons putting out the little uh I know what episode you're talking about. It's been a long [ __ ] time since I've watched any Simpsons, but I used to like that was a comfort show for me uh growing up, so I've seen them. Um, yeah. I that sounds like a warning shot to me.

[01:00:01]Jean using gerbles.

[01:00:09]All right, let's try this one. This was 2023 uh practice sexual practice of gerbling.

[01:00:22]Um Conan O'Brien needs a friend about the time Mickey Rooney appeared on his late night show in 1993. During the appearance, Rooney was trying to remember Gear's name, and he said there was talk of gerbles, sending O'Brien and sidekick Andy Richtor into hysterics. Since O'Brien told that story in the spring, there was talk of gerbles, he had turned into something of a catchphrase for his podcast.

[01:00:54]It's become something that fans say to Conan in public as a way to identify themselves as listeners. And the host is now reflecting on his role and repopularizing the old rumor. God damn.

[01:01:09]Midnight here. Time for the edible chocolate. And I'm going to try two squares. This is party. Listen, your chocolate that you ordered, your weed chocolate looked really good. like it just the rappers the the the the packaging and I'm all about that packaging.

[01:01:26]Uh so Conan denied responsibility for bringing the urban legend back, but Mau Cece argued people Googled that rumor after they listened to that sub segment and they're like what? Richard Gear did what?

[01:01:43]Conan acknowledged that younger listeners might not know about the story and podcast audio engineer Eduardo said that he had never heard it before.

[01:01:52]Right?

[01:01:54]We're getting old, guys.

[01:01:57]Our silly little jokes that we haven't said in 20 years. Nobody knows what the [ __ ] you're talking about anymore.

[01:02:07]Um, there's a whole generation of people now who know the rumor because of you specifically. You're ruining Richard Gear's career and reputation. How? How?

[01:02:18]No, no, no. Rich, when's the last time Richard Gear did anything? Um, Richard Gear. All right, let's let's see. Is this guy even doing anything these days?

[01:02:31]All right. He was in Pretty Woman in 1990, American Jigalow in 1980. Primal Fear, Officer, and a Gentleman. Okay.

[01:02:38]So, Hatche, A Dog's Tale in 2009. That is the most recent that I've got. Uh, let's let's see. Let's see what we have.

[01:02:49]Most recent. Is there a way to order them by recent?

[01:02:55]Damn.

[01:02:57]Uh 2004, 2002, 2012. Okay. Uh something called arbitrage from 2012.

[01:03:09]Um so 2012 is currently the newest thing he's been in.

[01:03:16]Uh oh, here we go. Maybe I do called uh Maybe I do. And it's 2023. So he did a show two years ago, three years ago.

[01:03:27]Look fancy. 10% of truth in a rumor.

[01:03:29]That does equal gerbal head inserted.

[01:03:32]Well, I don't think it was the head. My understanding was that he had a tube like the hamster tubes that they have at [ __ ] uh the the pet stores. Those are not great for them, by the way. Don't don't do those. Um and that he he like used the tube to like allow the animal to go up into his butt.

[01:03:54]Uh, let's see here. 2023. Maybe I do.

[01:03:57]That looks stupid. 2015, there was one.

[01:04:00]So, 2023, he didn't really do anything between Oh, there we go. There we go.

[01:04:06]2016, 2017, and then he didn't do anything, but also COVID was a thing for a couple years there.

[01:04:15]I don't see anything about like I mean I think that the thing that's really weird is that his middle name is Tiffany.

[01:04:26]Richard Tiffany Greer.

[01:04:37]All right. You know once again If Richard Gear is having a hard time getting work, it's because he's Richard Gear.

[01:04:54]Um, yeah, his middle [ __ ] name is Tiffany. Like spelled like Tiffany and everything.

[01:05:02]He's probably named after the [ __ ] you know, uh, what's it called? The the [ __ ] the jeweler, the actual like fine retailer. Tiffany, I don't know. Which is also, isn't it a region in France or some [ __ ] like that? I don't [ __ ] know. All right, it's 4:09 p.m. Guys, make sure that you are synchronized.

[01:05:23]But, you know, we'll we'll if you can remind me at 4:20. We'll do another sip and we'll make noise somehow. I don't know. We'll do something.

[01:05:36]Okay. But anyways, you know, see what I'm saying though about like little things slipping through.

[01:05:45]The wars were between the 4chan, which it turns out the Epstein people were very much on and controlling during that time period that Scientology got [ __ ] with, right? Do you guys remember when everybody was trying to expose Scientology? I think it's funny. I think it's a good thing. I think all of this [ __ ] is bad. But also, um, you know, the autism, it recognizes the patterns, you guys.

[01:06:27]Simpsons is very Scientology. Simpsons putting out a warning shot by reminding somebody of a little something that they may have done.

[01:06:40]I mean that's that is a uh again the the world is working on blackmail.

[01:06:48]It is it is a blackmail [ __ ] economy and the people that have it, the people that you know and I'm understanding too that there's some [ __ ] Okay, there's it's one thing. Remember the time that [ __ ] Bull Rat got Rudy Giuliani to take his pants off? Do you remember that a couple years ago? Um, Rudy Giuliani like fully thought that this was an actual like girl for him and then Borat was like, "Oh my god, he's actually doing it." And Borat ran in and said, "She's too young for you.

[01:07:26]She's only 15." Or, "No, she's uh, she's too old for you. She's 15." Yeah. Yeah.

[01:07:33]Which is, you know, silly, but think about that. Okay.

[01:07:40]Scuttled into the bedroom. Yeah. So like there's there are situations wherein I think there are definitely like things as uh not innocent but as maybe like enough to kind of [ __ ] somebody up enough to keep them in line, but we don't need to like go like full [ __ ] force to [ __ ] with them.

[01:08:10]Um such as uh cheating on your wife and now there's a video because you were in this hotel.

[01:08:18]Laurat uncovered a ring at a hotel and he told the FBI and they didn't get back to him because they know they know.

[01:08:26]Um see I'm hoping that you know how Trump says he's been like talking to the Iranian leaders and he's like been talking and and and talks are going really really well and do you know what happened?

[01:08:41]talks are not going well. Um, but I'm hoping because because also Iran was like, "We haven't heard from him. I don't know who you're talking to." I hope he's talking to Sasha Baron Cohen. I honestly hope that Borat saves us by tricking the American president into thinking some [ __ ] and keeping him distracted um from like causing actual damage. Can they remove him for being ill? Yes, it is a whole process. They should. Um, it is there's more pushing for it, but the thing is is I think let's see hold on who can declare 25th amendment.

[01:09:34]Okay, so we want to do this correctly.

[01:09:36]Okay, so uh has to be invoked by the president or sorry the vice president. So JD Vance has to do it and he has to have a majority of the cabinet to declare the president unable to discharge their duties. So um normally okay Congress is another thing too. Uh so clear they are writing they are unable to discharge their duties uh used for President Reagan and President GW Bush when they went under s other underwent surgery. Yeah, it happens. Uh vice president, majority of the principal officers of the executive departments like the cabinet can declare congressional role if the president disputes the incapacity. Congress decides the issue. A twothirds vote in both houses is required for the vice president to continue as acting president.

[01:10:34]>> Um body created by Congress.

[01:10:39]So section four allows for a body other than the cabinet to be established by Congress to make this determination, though no such body has been created as of 2026. So you could get a like a team together and be like, "All right, listen. We" and that might be the next step. That's why there's a lot of people coming out lately and um De Senator Tammy Duckworth, I think she did. There's quite a few people that have been actually come out and been saying publicly uh it's in the media and the thing is nobody's going to [ __ ] declare him. It's not going to happen.

[01:11:14]But we are creating a record. This is the record. The record is hey I've been trying to get him the [ __ ] out of there since he started doing some [ __ ] Hey, you have me on this and this and this day. You can go and look at my votes. You can see that I voted to get that guy out of there cuz he was being a bad boy and he's a dumb [ __ ] and he's sick and stuff, you know, sick in every way. So, uh, here's the thing. JD Vance could do it.

[01:11:46]JD Vance could do it if he does.

[01:11:55]There's a lot going on there. If he does, it will be I mean it if not it's not even that like he [ __ ] couches and he's already super unlikable and he's like really bad at everything and really out of touch with people and also [ __ ] Eric Kirk. Um, if JD Vance declares the president, Trump, Trump specifically declares that Trump is incapable, it's going to be a blood bath for him.

[01:12:30]It's going to be bad. It's going to be um a betrayal. This is like the ultimate [ __ ] betrayal.

[01:12:37]Um, there's also some sort of rule as well that has to do with a vice president who sits It's something like um if the vice president only serves two years as the president. So exact you know let's say next January JD Vance does all of this and becomes the president. Um what's going to happen? Trump I assume he has [ __ ] on Vance. Well they all [ __ ] on each other that there's videos of that. We have all of that.

[01:13:11]That's the blackmail. That's the things the Simpsons are protecting and [ __ ] you know. Um if if say president dies or is removed from office for whatever reason, um the vice pres if if the vice president serves for two years in that role, he can still run for two more elections as president. So, you could technically have a 10-year presidency if you had someone JD Vance becomes president in January next year and then he runs for president in 2028 and then again in 2032.

[01:13:54]Can he become the Well, here's the thing. Um, our system is being abused right now and it seems that the only thing that is really really holding is the is the courts. Oh, you got a hedgehog at your [ __ ] door. You should smoke weed with him. It's 4:18. We got a couple of seconds here, dude. All right, we're getting close.

[01:14:21]Don't forget to tell me. Okay, not that I didn't just drink this right now, but don't forget to tell me that it's 420.

[01:14:28]We'll do something, you know. Um, right. So, uh, there isn't enough Republicans willing to do the switch over because again, there's blackmail on them or, hey, we know where your daughter goes to school.

[01:14:50]Oh, the hedgehog came to smoke with Kingpin, dude. Kingpin.

[01:14:56]He came through today, didn't he? He came through earlier and he was like trying to [ __ ] smoke with you and [ __ ] wasn't he? Have you Don't smoke with the bird. I just realized that was a bad I was like, what if we give No, actually, that's a bad plan. We used to feed the [ __ ] seagulls at my school. Uh, they ate jell-o. It was disgusting.

[01:15:22]Also, I had a seagull [ __ ] just steal a goddamn sandwich out of my hand. [ __ ] ass seagulls.

[01:15:30]Anyways, right. Um, it's not going to happen. All right. They're not going to 25th amendment this guy.

[01:15:39]This is why everybody is, you know, continuing to report everything that's going on, which of course being denied like, no, that's not happening. But okay, you can get seagull insurance.

[01:15:54]What do you need seagull?

[01:16:08]Okay. All right. Um, okay. I know what's going on here. Okay.

[01:16:21]So when you go and you buy the foods at the [ __ ] cheesy [ __ ] cheese toast shack, okay?

[01:16:32]If your sandwich gets [ __ ] took by a bird, if you pay an extra dollar when you buy that sandwich, they will replace that sandwich. That's actually really [ __ ] smart because honestly, man, like seagulls that I've had one like open a backpack to steal a bunch of burgers.

[01:16:51]This wouldn't happen at Wendy's.

[01:16:54]Also, I don't know who the [ __ ] Ice Spice is. I have no dog in this fight.

[01:16:58]But seeing her get her ass beat at McDonald's the other night and then her response to it being this wouldn't have happened at Wendy's, that's that's brilliant. That's That's troll That is That is a troll move.

[01:17:14]That's a troll move. That's funny as [ __ ] man.

[01:17:20]Um but also like 1621 What's 1621?

[01:17:29]The [ __ ] are we talking about? Now I'm lost.

[01:17:33]Remember guys, when I'm a little aliated, I don't always remember what I'm talking about. When I'm talking like how I spice went high, she jumped on the table. I like that. That is Oh, IT'S 420. OH, IT'S 422, GUYS. Oh my god, we forgot about 420.

[01:17:54]Look, we tried. We [ __ ] tried. It's okay. We've been here. We've been here for a while. And my fantastic Like what? What?

[01:18:08]Like what? What? I don't know what. Like what? Like what? What? What? Like what?

[01:18:17]I just get a little lieated and I can't remember like see And that was a It's 24-hour time for 421.

[01:18:27]Oh, well, listen. I'm not I'm not in the military. It's the other guys that are around me. And I don't like numbers like that sometimes.

[01:18:41]420. Cheers. Yo, what's up, Hypernova Steve? All right. Okay.

[01:18:47]synchronize.

[01:18:57]And that is what you should do. And that is what you should do. You should you should you should I would like you all to stop with the alcohols. There's no [ __ ] reason to be drinking alcohol when we have [ __ ] weed beverages. I understand it might be hard to get in your, you know, your area because uh sometimes uh states are like you're not going to have weird hair. But you know what? Shut the [ __ ] up. Just I don't know. Drive to one of the states that has it or something.

[01:19:29]I don't know. Make a friend and some other state that's willing to take that risk for you.

[01:19:34]two squares of edible and I'm singing justified and ancient.

[01:19:40]I don't know what the hell you're saying, but I'm with you on that. We are justified weary. It's not military time.

[01:19:48]They adopted it from 24-hour time, not the other way around. A point of fact.

[01:19:53]Well, thank you for that point of fact.

[01:19:55]Point of fact, Steve Hyperva Steve has no friends. But you know who might enjoy being a friend with you though is Speculum Dickydoo El Mechanico. All right.

[01:20:08]I don't know why he's got so many goddamn [ __ ] words in his name. But listen, Hypernova Steve, you're one of the cousins. You come through here every now and then. Speculum Dickydoo seems to want to come back through here as well.

[01:20:20]You know, he he seems to want to like uh you know, he likes it here. So, we have friends, right? You listen, find your buddies, okay? Those buddy systems, you got to find your chat buddies, you know, find your buddy in chat, you know? Make sure make sure your chat buddy's there, you know.

[01:20:43]Maybe I don't know. Steve's going to be coming home soon, I believe, which is exciting, but he's not here yet. You liked and subbed my listen. Trying to get your husband to stop drinking because I [ __ ] can't handle him drunk. Oh girl.

[01:21:00]Oh girl. Oh girl. Oh girl.

[01:21:05]Oh god. You just you just have such a [ __ ] life theme of like poisons and [ __ ] and you're having to [ __ ] like you ride alone like a drifter. I was born to walk alone, you know. Are you like that?

[01:21:28]I made up my mind. I'm not wasting no more time. You know, is that what you're talking about? But listen, I know Steve, you know, the thing is is you don't really write alone because you come through in here. All right? And you're never alone. If you [ __ ] like turn on an internet and have some [ __ ] people say words on your screen, you're not alone. You know, you know what I'm saying? Tubes. Yeah.

[01:21:55]It's It's pretty good. It's a pretty good way to [ __ ] get your [ __ ] together. And also, you know, the thing is though, do not [ __ ] look if you're not able to be called like a [ __ ] or a [ __ ] or a hoe or a [ __ ] Then don't be on the internet. Don't be on the internet if you are like um sensitive to people making fun of you.

[01:22:22]Okay? Cuz you just have to like give it to him back. You drink and smoke alone, man.

[01:22:31]You shouldn't drink alone. You should have a stream going. If you're gonna [ __ ] do the alcohol thing, at least [ __ ] it stream it. I did watch um I watched an update about Blade also. Um only use me Blade. Uh his mom like called him from the hospital. I need a ride home. And he just starts [ __ ] drinking and he goes out scooting on her [ __ ] her mobility scooter and mom's like calling and he even had like a neighbor that was willing to come and like you know do you want does your mom need a ride? And then he pissed that guy off. So the guy's like hey does mom need a ride? No. So, they left and uh basically it's like Blade is what is Blade going to do when his mom is dead?

[01:23:23]That's what I t a dickydoo.

[01:23:27]Don't be a dickydoo.

[01:23:31]So, a speculum dickydoo el mechanicoo.

[01:23:35]So, you're like a window uh [ __ ] uh fixer upper.

[01:23:43]I don't know. I'm just trying to go based on what the [ __ ] you said your name was earlier because it's kind of [ __ ] weird, you know? I got to ask those questions.

[01:23:52]Um here, let's let's roll through the lockana scanner really quick.

[01:24:02]Um We've got uh so North Kaiser Avenue. I think that's actually on the list. Uh vehicle versus pedest pedestrian. Oh, it was a 62 year old male. Um, no. Kaiser's not on the list for cities or I mean um [ __ ] streets that Shanny and Rev might be around, you know? Uh, mirror not reflect. There's a difference.

[01:24:48]I mean, mirrors not reflecting is probably because It's one of those uh fake ones, you know, one of those uh um two-way mirrors, except it's not two-way because you only see one way and and and there's not really a reflection on the glass and that's how you know. Actually, I I don't know. I I I I have no idea how to spot a two-way mirror in public. I think they've like said things like if you could if you put like a credit card up to the mirror and you can see it reflected twice or something. I don't know.

[01:25:33]Like however the [ __ ] they've been doing it all these years like you know hiding mirrors and [ __ ] They're doing a good job because I I can't [ __ ] tell the difference. Are are we getting two-way mirrored sometimes? Probably. You guys know about those [ __ ] flock cameras?

[01:25:50]You know about flock?

[01:25:53]You know about all the cameras that are just [ __ ] going up everywhere all over many cities. Now some police departments are being like, "Hey, now hold up. We don't want to [ __ ] contract with you flop cameras because you guys are like giving the information from the automatic license plate readers to ICE and you said you weren't going to do that."

[01:26:19]So then they [ __ ] uh you know um cancelled the contract. But uh let's see. I think it's dlock.org.

[01:26:29]d L O C.org.

[01:26:34]Um we can go over here to [ __ ] California.

[01:26:41]Go over here to [ __ ] California.

[01:26:44]Uh let's see. That's too low. We want Where's our goddamn San Bernardino?

[01:26:51]There we are. Yeah, there we are. There we are. Okay. Now, is this a camera that I can actually walk through? Maybe.

[01:27:02]Maybe not.

[01:27:04]No, it's not. It's not doing that. But, okay. So, you go to deflock.org And then you can um zoom in on your [ __ ] area and location and see where all the [ __ ] flock cameras are where you are. Meaning um so this is like kind of sort of this is Redlands.

[01:27:32]Okay. So, for example, there's one over here.

[01:27:37]And apparently, it's not registered to Redlands Police Department. Kind of interesting. See this one? Well, this one though is operated by Redlands Police Department.

[01:27:48]The other guys are not. Uh, sometimes they're not, but they are literally just [ __ ] always on, always [ __ ] filming.

[01:27:59]And every time you drive by, there's a [ __ ] um you know, it it it recognizes your license plate and it lets people [ __ ] know. Well, the cops.

[01:28:11]Oh, I'm not doing anything illegal.

[01:28:14]Okay, I'm not doing anything illegal, so it's not anything wrong. Except that, you know, how many times are we going to have some [ __ ] where like um somebody can potentially manipulate um the information like like who who drove by there at what time? Um how can we authenticate?

[01:28:40]How do we know that if this if this is what we're going to use to identify uh you know bad boy stuff?

[01:28:47]Then we need to have more understanding of what the [ __ ] things are and who has the information and why. And you know, imagine all the [ __ ] times you're going to get [ __ ] called in somewhere because it's like there was some bad [ __ ] in that area and that car that you were driving, it's it's registered to to to your house. So, we're at your house right now. We're going to ask you some questions about why you were driving over there when the bad thing happened.

[01:29:15]To which, you know, I would just be like, I wouldn't I don't often need to interact with the police, but when I do, you know.

[01:29:32]So, be aware. Deflock.org.

[01:29:35]Go look at the map and see where all of the [ __ ] spy cameras are. They're everywhere. They're looking for you.

[01:29:43]They want to know what you're doing.

[01:29:45]It's really [ __ ] when you get when you get right down to it. It's really [ __ ] You know, you know what I'm saying? All right. Well, anyways, fellas, uh Steve's gonna be home pretty soon here and we've hit the one hour 30 minute mark. Um eventually I need to go to my class in about an hourish, little over an hour.

[01:30:09]You have storage devices that have all pass camera, ATM, ring, etc. type images stored but not the capacity to view it all and otherwise crime would be solved yesterday.

[01:30:23]The people who have the control over whether or not we can get the information are a bunch of retards right now. And they're shoveling money into AI when it is incredibly obvious that AI is not the [ __ ] business. AI is not what people want. We see how it's a tool. I embrace AI for a lot of things, but we got a lot of stupid [ __ ] happening, you know. Um, anyways, I'll catch you cool cobras later.

[01:30:59]Don't [ __ ] die.

[01:31:01]Oh, [ __ ] bye.