James Bond's Most Confusing Bond Girl? #shorts

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]Then for no reason, Christmas Jones shows up.

[00:00:03]>> Okay. So, okay, this is the part that like is the poison pill for me for the movie because we meet Christmas Jones in Kazakhstan.

[00:00:12]>> In Kazakhstan.

[00:00:13]>> Kazakhstan is all the way over here.

[00:00:15]Caspian Sea, other country I can't pronounce.

[00:00:18]>> Azure.

[00:00:19]>> Azure. Denise Richards. Her job is to decommission all these nuclear weapons.

[00:00:27]So that's her job, right? Yeah. What the f is she doing at an oil facility in Urba Jean? This part doesn't make any goddamn sense. We need her tits in the movie because people we need to put butts and seats and people need to see porn star Denise Richards in this movie.

[00:00:43]She's not a porn star just to verify, but she needs to be in the movie from previous movies. It's like why are this character still here? Oh, because Bond is like being chased. Whatever. I have her with me. That makes sense. Okay, we're going on to the next thing.

[00:00:59]>> Running around in swimsuits.

[00:01:00]>> We're running around. Things are happening. I need you. It doesn't matter what your occupation is. Sometimes it does matter because they actually do have stakes in the plot. She has no stakes in the plot. And for some reason, she's there. I don't know why she's there. Yeah. The only motivation we get is that she doesn't want to get in trouble with her boss.

[00:01:17]>> I have to get it back or somebody's going to have my ass.

[00:01:19]>> Even though she's just a scientist working on the decommissioning site, she acts like they're just going to pin the whole thing on her. But it's like, well, we need her for the scene so she can diffuse the bomb. We need her for that scene. We do that cool little CGI oil pipeline chase thing.

[00:01:36]>> Let it blow.

[00:01:37]>> But I CAN STOP.

[00:01:38]>> LET IT BLOW.

[00:01:39]>> IT'S THE AFTERMATH of it. They're walking through it. And he asked her, he literally asked her, "What are you doing here?

[00:01:44]>> What's your story? What are you doing here in Kazakhstan?"

[00:01:49]>> Avoiding those kind of questions. Just like you.

[00:01:52]>> I came here so I didn't have to answer questions like that.

[00:01:55]Like when she says you >> that's when she says that I'm like uh >> cuz the writers didn't know this porn star looking chick.

[00:02:03]>> Why is she here working on the thing that answers my question that isn't in the movie that for some reason Michael Apt was like it doesn't belong in the movie. We don't need it in the movie.

[00:02:13]>> It just seemed really not to add up to very much truly it didn't help the story.

[00:02:18]>> I'm like yes you did need in the movie you stupid idiot. You just needed a scene that's literally this is literally the scene. Bond comes to him as she's walking into the oil facility and it's Denise Richards talking to a dude and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah nuclear physicist plutonium in the background but you don't hear her say that. She probably says that in her because she's stupid.

[00:02:39]>> Wait, wait. Are you saying this is an actual deleted scene?

[00:02:42]>> There's a scientist here from the International Decommissioning Agency, Dr. Jones. She's checking to see if she can find anything.

[00:02:48]>> Just to basically say why she is here.

[00:02:50]It's literally all the scene is there