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[00:00:03]See?

[00:00:04]Okay?

[00:00:04]Not drunk. Told you.

[00:00:07]So, you're just a terrible sober driver?

[00:00:08]Haha, very funny. Can I stop walking now? You can stop walking when I tell you to stop walking. Okay, look. If I was drunk, would I be able to do this?

[00:00:33]Stop it. Stop it. Please stop.

[00:00:36]Please stop. I believe you, you're not drunk. But, I'm still going to have to give you a ticket. What? Why?

[00:00:41]>> It's a funny thing about brake lights.

[00:00:43]You have to have them. I knew it. God, it's so stupid out for like a year. So stupid.

[00:00:48]Look, please, please, I promise I will get them fixed this week. I promise. Please. Do you have to give me a ticket?

[00:00:59]Yes. License and registration, please.

[00:01:08]Thanks.

[00:01:11]Oh, look at that. You live on Winona Drive.

[00:01:13]Yep. We're neighbors.

[00:01:15]I just live over on Ashley. Oh.

[00:01:19]I used to work on Ashley. Oh, you did?

[00:01:21]Mhm. Where?

[00:01:22]Um, I had a bakery on the main part of the street there.

[00:01:28]Oh.

[00:01:30]Cake baby.

[00:01:32]You're cake baby. Yeah. Yeah. You had your sign. It was your face. Yeah. That was you. That was me.

[00:01:41]You make good cakes.

[00:01:44]Thanks. You used to make these little uh pastry things.

[00:01:48]And you'd put something in them, like a cream or a custard.

[00:01:52]Cream puffs. Cream puffs. That's what you called them. Delicious.

[00:01:56]Yeah, I used to get served by uh tall kind of a broad guy, like a wormy face.

[00:02:02]Oh, yes. My boyfriend.

[00:02:06]Sorry. Oh, no, no. It was He was my boyfriend, and then he left me when the business went under. So, anyway.

[00:02:14]You're kidding.

[00:02:17]What a dick.

[00:02:19]I'm glad I never tipped him.

[00:02:26]You know what? Let's forget about this.

[00:02:28]Let's just forget this one. Really?

[00:02:30]Under one condition.

[00:02:31]>> What? What?

[00:02:32]>> Get your tail lights fixed.

[00:02:34]>> I promise I will. I promise. Thank you.

[00:02:35]Before you kill someone.

[00:02:36]>> I'm not going to kill anybody. All right. Here is your ID. And I'm going to give you this.

[00:02:41]Uh it's a buddy of mine. He has a body shop in Milwaukee. He'll fix those right up for you.

[00:02:45]Bill Cosby?

[00:02:47]Yeah, with a Z.

[00:02:49]Different guy. Yeah. And don't mention the whole Bill Cosby thing to him. It drives him nuts.

[00:02:55]I mean it. Okay.

[00:02:56]I get it.

[00:02:57]Oh, you know what? If you mention my name that I referred you, he'll give you particularly good deal. My gosh, thank you. Hey. I really appreciate it.

[00:03:06]Thanks. Okay. Well, I appreciated your cakes.

[00:03:09]So, we're even. That's me, there. Rhodes.

[00:03:12]Officer Rhodes. It's really nice of you.

[00:03:18]Thank you.

[00:03:20]We're not all bad.

[00:03:21]What?

[00:03:23]I just said we're not all bad. Oh.

[00:03:25]Yeah. Actually, the rest of them are, but not me.

[00:03:28]I'm the best of them.

[00:03:30]Okay. Thank you.

[00:03:32]Anyway.

[00:03:34]Thank you.

[00:03:43]Hello.

[00:03:49]Are you open?

[00:03:51]Australian.

[00:03:52]South African. Actually, she's American.

[00:03:55]Anna from Boston.

[00:03:57]I just need someone to tell me how to get to Dublin from here. Is there a bus, maybe? 1987.

[00:04:05]I'm sorry. The year the last Dublin bus left Dingle.

[00:04:09]No, no, no. The train stopped running in '87. The bus stopped running in 1989. It was 1987.

[00:04:17]Okay.

[00:04:21]Is there a taxi service or something?

[00:04:30]Perfect. Thank you.

[00:04:42]My battery is going to die any second.

[00:04:44]Ma'am.

[00:04:49]Oh, thank you.

[00:04:57]Hello there.

[00:04:58]Hello.

[00:05:14]Hello.

[00:05:15]Yes, I need a taxi to Dublin.

[00:05:19]Oh, I'm in a funny little pub called the Carracter. I don't know, Cara, Carag?

[00:05:24]Whatever.

[00:05:27]What do you mean you don't drive American redheads?

[00:05:30]How do you know the color of my hair?

[00:05:34]>> [laughter] >> Of course, you're there.

[00:05:42]You're the taxi driver.

[00:05:43]Well, um, I need you I need you to drive me to Dublin.

[00:05:49]Dublin is it?

[00:05:53]Let me tell you something about Dublin, Nana from Boston.

[00:05:56]Dublin is a city of chances and cheats and backstabbing snakes. It's where the worst of humanity collects to poison this fair country.

[00:06:09]I wouldn't drive you to Dublin if you were the offer me.

[00:06:14]500 euro. Jesus.

[00:06:17]You tell me why for 500 euro. Trust me, you'd have few takers.

[00:06:22]All right. Anyone else want to go to Dublin for 500?

[00:06:26]>> I'm your man, missus.

[00:06:30]It's bad luck to start a journey on a Friday. Saturday. It's bad luck to start a journey on a Saturday. Tuesday. No, it's Sunday to be sure. Fine.

[00:06:41]It's late.

[00:06:42]I'll just find somebody to drive me in the morning.

[00:06:45]If one of you can direct me to the nearest hotel or bed and breakfast.

[00:06:58]Of course.

[00:06:59]Of course this is also the hotel.

[00:07:07]What's going on?

[00:07:09]He fainted. Oh.

[00:07:11]I didn't want you to wake up by yourself. How's your friend? Is he all right?

[00:07:15]Yeah.

[00:07:16]They gave him stitches and he's sleeping it off. Oh, hey. You want to hear something funny? What? Are you ready to laugh? Cuz this is a gas. Okay.

[00:07:24]Edward Scissorhands over there told me that you two were [ __ ] each other for a whole goddamn year while we were together.

[00:07:31]How about that, Sarah?

[00:07:33]I'm sorry, Peter.

[00:07:36]Pete, you shouldn't be up and walking around. Can you please just >> Please don't touch me, okay? Just don't touch me, okay? I'm not touching you.

[00:07:43]Will you just please sit?

[00:07:44]Please?

[00:07:46]All right, I'll sit down, but I'm sitting down cuz I want to, not because you've asked me to. Sit.

[00:07:52]Okay?

[00:07:53]Great.

[00:08:00]I'm here.

[00:08:02]Listen, I get it, okay? I just I need to understand what I did to make you cheat.

[00:08:07]I just >> Cheat?

[00:08:09]It's not anything you did. You didn't do anything. I mean, you were great.

[00:08:17]>> Will you please cut the [ __ ] and have a talk with me?

[00:08:20]>> Fine.

[00:08:21]Cutting the [ __ ] It got really hard to keep taking care of you when you stopped taking care of yourself. I tried to get you out of the house. I tried to get you off your little island you love so much, the couch.

[00:08:33]You didn't want to see the light of day.

[00:08:34]God, there was one week when you you wore sweatpants every day.

[00:08:43]YOU SHALL [screaming] NOT PASS!

[00:08:48]OH, you know what? If they were Sean John sweatpants, it would have been fine, but because they're Costco brand, it's like the worst thing I could do. It has nothing to do with it. That's what you don't get.

[00:08:57]I'm sorry that I didn't end up being who we thought I was going to be, you know?

[00:09:01]I tried really hard. I promise you that.

[00:09:03]I just didn't have it in me.

[00:09:06]I think if you just maybe tried harder >> Oh, I tried.

[00:09:10]You have no idea how hard I tried, Peter. I talked to a therapist. I talked to my mother. I read every book possible. I took love seminars. I took sex seminars. None of it worked. None of it made a difference to you, and I couldn't drown with you anymore.

[00:09:25]Don't you dare sit there and tell me that I didn't try.

[00:09:29]I did.

[00:09:31]You were just too stupid to notice.

[00:10:00]>> Hi sweetheart, will you please take a bite of lasagna, honey? Do you not like it?

[00:10:05]Hey, what's the good word Grandpa Jack?

[00:10:09]Greg.

[00:10:10]This is Jack Byrnes.

[00:10:11]Yeah, I know. I just I I could tell from the caller ID. How you doing? Greg, excuse yourself from the table by saying these exact words. I don't know if I still have it, but let me check my files.

[00:10:23]What? Pam asks you what I want, tell her that I asked you to locate your birth certificate for my genealogical work.

[00:10:29]Just do it.

[00:10:30]Um Uh I don't know if I have that, Jack, but let me check my files.

[00:10:36]Files? You have files?

[00:10:38]Yes. Yeah, I do. I keep files.

[00:10:42]Um he wants me to get my birth certificate for that family tree thing he's doing.

[00:10:47]Jack?

[00:10:48]Everything okay? Everything is fine, Greg. I suffered a minor heart attack, but I was able to defibrillate myself before going into fatal cardiac arrest.

[00:10:56]Jesus. You defibrillated yourself? The doctor said I was a lucky man. I just got to watch my diet and keep my stress level down. Wow, okay. So So I guess you guys aren't going to be able to come to the twins birthday party.

[00:11:08]>> No, no. Dina and I will be there as planned, Greg. And uh I was able to keep this on a need-to-know basis. And right now, you are the only person who needs to know. Well, come on, Jack. I mean, I think Dina needs to know. Greg, just stop talking and listen. Okay.

[00:11:23]Now, my geological research has allowed me to track the Byrnes family as far back as 1643. 1643?

[00:11:30]Now, I wouldn't be able to do that same your family, but with all wandering peddlers and nameless peasants. Mhm. But as long as there've been Byrneses, there's always been a patriarch to lead our family through good times and bad.

[00:11:40]And I've finally come to the realization that the next in line to the throne, Greg, is you.

[00:11:47]Me?

[00:11:50]Yes, you, Greg.

[00:11:52]Well, So, my question is this. In the event of my demise, are you prepared to lead this [music] family?

[00:11:59]You know, Jack, we're we're right in the middle of dinner. Maybe we could talk about this, you know, when you come into town. If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So, I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be the Godfocker?

[00:12:17]The Godfocker?

[00:12:19]The Godfocker.

[00:12:22]Well, that is a very powerful [music] turn of phrase, Jack. And uh when you say Godfocker, I mean, uh I mean, it's I I think I know what you mean, but I'm I just What What I mean, what what exactly does that does that mean? It's an attitude, Greg. It's a confidence.

[00:12:40]It's the way you carry yourself that lets the world know that the buck stops with you.

[00:12:47]Yeah, I hear you. Mhm. None of this can be achieved without the basics.

[00:12:51]A secure home [music] for your family, Mhm. a top-notch education for your children, Okay. and last but not least, having your financial house in order, Greg. Is that it?

[00:13:01]Are you laughing?

[00:13:02]Yeah, I know. I'm just I was making No.

[00:13:04]>> Because this is no laughing matter, Greg. Good, cuz I'm not laughing, okay?

[00:13:09]Are you saying you have what it takes to be the Godfocker?

[00:13:14]Greg.

[00:13:16]Yes.

[00:13:18]Jack, I have [music] what it takes to be the Godfocker.

[00:13:25]I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

[00:13:28]And an equally great weight put onto yours.

[00:13:32]I like it.

[00:13:32]>> [music] >> I like the weight.

[00:13:34]I want it.

[00:13:36]All right.

[00:13:38]Need to know. Need to know.

[00:13:39]>> [music] >> Just you and me. See you in 2 weeks.

[00:13:41]Okay.

[00:13:42]Bye.

[00:13:50]How did you find it?

[00:13:52]Find what?

[00:13:55]Your birth certificate?

[00:13:57]Yes, it was in my files.

[00:14:00]You know, I was thinking maybe we should take a look at that early human school.

[00:14:04]Great. I'll make some phone calls, set up a tour.

[00:14:07]Good.

[00:14:09]Good.

[00:14:10]Just married.

[00:14:11]>> Yeah.

[00:14:12]How'd you guess?

[00:14:13]>> Oh, you've got that magic newlywed dust all over you.

[00:14:17]Oh, my wife. Oh, my husband.

[00:14:19]>> Oh, my wife.

[00:14:20]>> Oh, my husband. My old ball and chain.

[00:14:27]You couldn't squirm it and come here.

[00:14:30]>> [laughter] >> What is into you?

[00:14:33]Not me, yeah. Here is your room key, so you're all set. Room 222. Room key's inside and the elevators are to the right. Mahalo. Congratulations.

[00:14:46]Here you go, sir. Have some pog juice.

[00:14:48]Welcome to Turtle Bay. What can I do for you? I'm checking in. My name's Bretter, Peter Bretter, but uh actually I don't have a reservation. Just thought I'd take my chances.

[00:14:58]Oh. Oh. Oh.

[00:15:01]We are all booked up, but we do have the Kapua Suite available. Um okay, how much is that? $6,000 a night.

[00:15:08]Wow.

[00:15:09]>> Beautiful views. I can't imagine. That's a little bit out of my price range.

[00:15:12]Sorry.

[00:15:14]That's a shame. This this is beautiful hotel.

[00:15:20]Oh, yeah. It's Sarah Marshall from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. People are excited that she's here.

[00:15:26]She's my ex-girlfriend. We broke up 3 weeks ago.

[00:15:30]Oh, I'm sorry, sir. All right, this is fine, right? Yes, sir. It's totally fine. Okay, there she is.

[00:15:37]Does she see me? Uh-huh. Is she coming over here? Yep. I wish I wasn't wearing this [ __ ] shirt.

[00:15:42]>> Fair enough. Why don't you try to unbutton it?

[00:15:47]Button it back up.

[00:15:49]Here.

[00:15:51]Hey.

[00:15:52]Hi.

[00:15:53]What are you doing here?

[00:15:54]Came here to murder you.

[00:15:56]>> [laughter] >> Really, what are you doing here?

[00:16:00]I had been having a tough time, you know, back in LA. Uh but then I came here and here you are.

[00:16:06]I just think that's too crazy to >> Hello there, you little sex object.

[00:16:11]Lost a shoe.

[00:16:13]You seen it anywhere? It's like this one, but you know, obviously it's the opposite one.

[00:16:18]Um excuse me, missus. I've lost a shoe, like this one. It's like this one's fellow. The sort of the exact opposite, in fact, of that.

[00:16:26]>> Uh-huh.

[00:16:27]Not a evil version, but just, you know, a shoe like this, but for the other foot, otherwise I'd have two right Aldous, this is Peter. Hey. All right, Peter. Nice to meet you, mate.

[00:16:38]Aldous.

[00:16:40]Good to meet you, man.

[00:16:41]My ex-boyfriend. All right, hey. I'm Aldous Snow. I know who you are, yeah.

[00:16:45]You're very, very famous. Yeah, yeah, I am. I am, for my sins. So, are you um staying here as well? I'm not, as a matter of fact. Excuse me, Mr. Writer, Ms. Marshall. Um but we were able to book the Kapoor Suite for you, sir, for 4 nights.

[00:17:02]You were?

[00:17:03]Yes, sir.

[00:17:06]Marvelous.

[00:17:06]>> Perfect. Perfect amount of time. Listen, if you want to have dinner with us one of those nights, I'll feel very No. It's very gentlemanly of you, but uh you two enjoy your trip. I'll be uh You just find me on my own. All right, Peter.

[00:17:18]I got a pool suite.

[00:17:20]Have a good trip, Peter. You too. I'll call Lawson's back.

[00:17:29]Um thank you. Thank you for bailing me out. I still I can't afford that room.

[00:17:33]Nobody can. It's for like Oprah or like something beyond, really. It's not a big deal. So, you can stay in the suite, but since you're not technically a guest, you have to clean up after yourself.

[00:17:41]Otherwise, here is your room key.

[00:17:45]And enjoy your stay.

[00:17:48]Why why are you doing this for me?

[00:17:52]She's here with some guy already. Kind of messed up.

[00:17:55]Right. Yeah.

[00:17:58]Thank you. Really, it's not a big deal.

[00:17:59]Go go enjoy yourself. Rachel Jackson. I mean, a thousand times, thank you. You know what I mean? As much as I can thank you.

[00:18:07]>> Hello, Greg.

[00:18:09]Hey.

[00:18:11]Hey, Jack.

[00:18:13]You mind explaining this?

[00:18:17]What's that? Oh.

[00:18:19]What's this? Tingo. Yeah, that's you know, these drug companies, they give me all these free samples.

[00:18:25]Is that it?

[00:18:27]Or do you need to use this because you're no longer sexually attracted to Pam?

[00:18:31]Oh, you know what, Jack?

[00:18:34]That's ridiculous. Really? You know what? I'm not even going to go there with you. This is I'm good night, all right? I'm going to I'm going to go sleep. Don't walk away from me, Focker.

[00:18:48]Jack, is everything okay down there?

[00:18:50]Everything is fine. Okay.

[00:18:53]All right, cuz you seem to have a little I mean, I know what I have, Greg, and I'm not concerned about that right now.

[00:18:57]Right now, what I want from you is the truth.

[00:19:01]Jack, did you take one of those pills? Well, I was highly preoccupied and Dina wanted to make love, and the label clearly states that it's safe for heart patients. Yes, but you need a prescription after you've had a thorough examination. How long have you had that situation for?

[00:19:18]Stop avoiding the question.

[00:19:19]>> avoiding the question. If you've had that for more than 4 hours, you could bust a capillary and have serious permanent damage. How long have you had it? It's been a little longer than 4 hours. How long? Um maybe about 5 and 1/2. Jack, you got to get to an ER right now and get a shot of adrenaline to counteract that drug.

[00:19:34]>> Well, you're a nurse, don't you have that kind of stuff in the house? Yeah, I have an EpiPen, but I'm not going to give you a shot there, okay? [ __ ] it.

[00:19:40]There's no way I'm going to an ER room with this thing. Now, you need to stick me and you need to stick me now. I'm having a dick attack. Stick me.

[00:19:46]Relax, okay?

[00:19:49]I'll get the needle.

[00:19:54]All right, I need you to drop your pants.

[00:20:00]What kind of sick drug are you dealing to your patients? Jack, I told you I took home some samples, right? Maybe you read the label before you just pick up a drug and eat it. Let's just do it.

[00:20:10]I'm going to administer the shot on the count of three.

[00:20:13]Just relax.

[00:20:18]Okay, just Your hands are cold. Sorry.

[00:20:23]Okay.

[00:20:26]One.

[00:20:29]Two.

[00:20:31]THREE. [ __ ] [screaming] OFF!

[00:20:37]OH, [ __ ] HERE WE ARE, THE best little B&B in Temperary.

[00:20:51]Come in. Come in.

[00:20:58]Look what the cat dragged in.

[00:21:01]Oh, my poor dears.

[00:21:04]You're lucky, so you are. Just half an hour ago I had two backpackers at the door wanting the room.

[00:21:10]But they weren't married.

[00:21:12]Admitted it right out, no shame.

[00:21:15]So, I sent them packing.

[00:21:17]Right is right, rain or no rain.

[00:21:21]>> Mhm.

[00:21:22]So, it's Mr. and Mrs. O'Brady Callaghan.

[00:21:26]Brady Callaghan.

[00:21:29]>> [snorts] >> O'Brady Callaghan. We're not long married, and it's still quite a mouthful for an American. I come from a long, long line of Dingle.

[00:21:38]O'Brady Callaghans.

[00:21:40]We're praying that one day we'll be able to have a son and heir to help keep the name going.

[00:21:46]Anna.

[00:21:47]Declan to you.

[00:21:50]Lovely.

[00:21:51]Now, let's get you to your room.

[00:21:53]Thank you. After you, petal.

[00:21:56]Thank you, sunshine.

[00:21:57]Would you like a hand with the bag, pumpkin?

[00:22:07]Well, you're not sleeping in that bed with me, Mr. O'Brady Callaghan.

[00:22:12]Maybe you're not sleeping in bed with me.

[00:22:15]Very gallant. Gallant?

[00:22:18]Welcome to the age of equality.

[00:22:21]You lot wanted the vote. Live with it.

[00:22:24]Dad.

[00:22:26]Coin for you.

[00:22:28]We'll flip for it.

[00:22:30]Darling.

[00:22:32]Okay. Heads or tails?

[00:22:35]Heads or tails, you lose.

[00:22:41]Heads.

[00:22:42]Heads it is.

[00:22:44]Fine.

[00:22:44]You can sleep in the bath.

[00:22:56]It's a shower.

[00:23:00]You can sleep in the shower.

[00:23:04]Fine.

[00:23:06]Just as long as I don't have to sleep anywhere near you.

[00:23:18]I'm showering in the shower, getting mad at the hot water.

[00:23:24]Got to breathe there. Got to breathe there. Wait a minute. You lying, deceiving son of a Get up. Get up.

[00:23:32]Get up. What? What?

[00:23:35]Oh, heads you win, tails I lose. Oh, finally got that, did you?

[00:23:40]Well, good for you. Oh, get up. This is my bed. Liars forfeit.

[00:23:47]And take a shower.

[00:23:49]You smell. Mhm.

[00:23:52]You can see right through the curtain.

[00:23:54]Can you?

[00:23:57]Can you? Okay, lies forfeit. Lies forfeit.

[00:24:02]No peeking.

[00:24:05]Hello, dear. Everything all right?

[00:24:08]Now, for dinner, we've got tripe.

[00:24:11]Homemade, family recipe. Tripe.

[00:24:14]Nothing like a bit of cow stomach on a rainy day.

[00:24:17]Yum.

[00:24:18]Did you hear that, darling? Tripe.

[00:24:21]Right, tripe.

[00:24:23]I was thinking as a to thank you for taking us in on such short notice, why don't you let me cook? No, darling. I couldn't. Oh, you could. He's a chef.

[00:24:32]He's very good. It's true. Really?

[00:24:36]Well, that's gas.

[00:24:38]We've got two Italians staying as well.

[00:24:40]Would that be okay? No problem at all.

[00:24:43]Thanks a million.

[00:24:49]Good call.

[00:25:26]>> Mhm.