Love Island Is Getting FRUSTRATING

[00:00:00]Oh, my god.

[00:00:04]Girl, I'm already done. Like and I'm sure you're the same way, but like legitimately stop the count. Like I'm so pissed that we had to vote tonight and I'm pissed at what I'm seeing online about the voting. Like we literally like we need to talk about election fraud.

[00:00:19]Like this is serious. Like oh my god. I Like um okay, I have a lot of thoughts about this episode and obviously I missed a couple episodes. I've watched all of them. How How about we go couple by couple? Does that sound fun? We going to do couple by couple? Listen, we know these people, right? This is family at this point. Um and I've my family stressing me out. I need a new home. Um no, honestly, okay, I'm just going to start with the ones that I don't really care about.

[00:00:47]Jen and Gabriel.

[00:00:50]Her name is Jen, right? I'm glad they found each other cuz he sure as [ __ ] wasn't going to find anybody else. She's like, "Why aren't you guys with this fine ass man?"

[00:00:58]Because they've been seeing him doing these weird things for 2 weeks now and you've only had 2 days of it. That's why. She said something in her note about your favorite blonde and they pan to Kinsey.

[00:01:14]That was so funny. I'm like, "Oh my god." Listen, I'm going to say something kind of crazy. I have a soft spot for Gabriel, but let me have a soft spot >> [music] >> where he can be on Bumble at home.

[00:01:24]I don't need to see him on this show anymore. You know what I mean? And quite frankly, >> [music] >> they literally spread it out and flicked the bean. I'm Joanne Prada, the [ __ ] queen in the middle of the [ __ ] bed.

[00:01:37]And [music] that's got to be a felony. We're so convinced that you got to have the hideout and you got to be on this separate thing to be able to [ __ ] but I mean my god, they just did it in the middle of like That's like farting at a sleepover. Like everybody heard that. You know what I mean? Like everybody the whole house whole house mad. Like everyone heard that.

[00:01:56]And I'm just like time and place. Like you know what I mean? But also, I'm not shocked. They're on the island like girl it's condom island. Like, whatever. I'm just I I really could give a [ __ ] And that's why it's like they need to go.

[00:02:06]Right? And it's not that they need to go because they're not good or anything. It's just I What Okay. You know what I'm saying?

[00:02:13]Like, just okay. Okay, so moving on to Cason and Anaya. I am so glad that they exchanged letters, but I really hope that that was the confidence boost and security that Anaya needed. And I am not saying that it's [ __ ] up that she needed that security because after what Cason did laughing and [ __ ] in the bed, that would be echoing. You got to think they don't get to scroll TikTok and watch YouTube videos. She got played and had to replay that over and over and over. She's getting ready in the morning, that's playing in her head. Him saying, "Oh, I'm so blessed by the bombshells."

[00:02:45]>> [music] >> Listen, I would be eating that breakfast that he gave me and I'd be ripping that bacon like, "Because what the fuck?" Like, you know, when he said in his letter he's like, "I cope with humor." All right, join the club. But it's like I I I agree. Like, that is something, but let's uh let's find a new coping mechanism for a couple weeks. You know what I mean? Because I think that's this is not the place to be laughing about new It'd be like, "Oh oh, her boobs are big. Haha, that's a joke."

[00:03:11]That's not funny.

[00:03:13]You know what I'm saying? Like, that's just not funny. I'm really hoping that Anaya and Cason, you know, I hope this smooths things over. I really like them as a couple.

[00:03:21]Listen, we're allowed to have couples that are just secure no drama. Like, that's okay. Speaking of good couples no drama, Zac and Kyra.

[00:03:32]I feel very um protective [music] over both of them, especially Kyra, because here's what I'm going to say.

[00:03:39]Kyra, being the ass whooper that she is back home, Zac, you are on dangerous territory, my friend, because [music] why every chance he gets, he's almost getting like post-nut clarity in a way because why every chance he gets he's like, well I mean if if another bombshell came in do you think uh I I if would you be mad at me if I got with him? It's like let's not let's not.

[00:04:02]Like you just knocked boots. Like you just bumped uglies, right? You just did it. Well, there's no bumping uglies with those two. They're bumping pretties because Kate Oh my god, Kate is so beautiful.

[00:04:14]See, I feel like that's my sister.

[00:04:15]Should I Can I Is it too early for me to say that? Okay.

[00:04:18]So, nobody disagreed. Um but no, I really feel like they are great together, but he needs to stop. Like this this whole like this is what we're seeing. Like we're literally digesting this actively, right?

[00:04:33]That men think it's funny to cope with humor and the humor in question is either saying you're going to cheat on somebody, saying that somebody else got big boobies, or saying that you are going to explore. Yeah, I'm not seeing the humor in any of this. You know what I'm saying? Like there's just no humor here, but I I really think, you know, we are saying uh when not if Zach wants to explore somebody else.

[00:05:02]And that's so [ __ ] up, but also like Zach is very lucky that Kate is so loyal to him because that is a woman that could get anyone or anything she wants.

[00:05:12]Okay.

[00:05:14]We're going to talk about the trio.

[00:05:16]Well, one of two trios. How [ __ ] up is that?

[00:05:18]Um everybody's rooting for Kinsey to go home.

[00:05:22]And I I do feel like the SpongeBob meme right now because I I really am like, okay listen listen listen listen listen listen. I think because of whatever they did that one night, we're going to keep it uh very light because I don't want to get demonetized, um that had Kinsey in the bed like this.

[00:05:42]She uh whatever Corbin was doing to her, right? He was reprogramming her. He was hitting her with chat G N P N T. But, uh he was chatting with her P.

[00:05:52]Yeah, he was hitting her with the three-finger claw combo, girl. Like, there it was very serious there for a second. Um and honest to God, listen, I said this with Melanie a couple weeks ago, and I'm going to say it again with Kinsey. See, I feel like I'm the one sticking up for the girls this season.

[00:06:08]I really do. I do, and I I'm not here to, you know, I'm not here to ask for my feminist award of the year, but I'm going to say this, I was the one that from the beginning was so good on Melanie. I was the one that was saying that we don't need to be beating up on Sol just for acting like a bombshell should be acting. Now, I think if we're going to talk about anything, it's the fact that Corbin has the same can I kiss you conversation with four women.

[00:06:33]That's what we can talk about. I'm sorry, that's absolute [ __ ] He has had the same can I kiss you conversation with [ __ ] five people, and we don't talk about that.

[00:06:41]Well, he had it with everybody except Bayleigh.

[00:06:44]>> [music] >> When they sent her to the house, it was very interesting how the whole oh, team Bayleigh, not team Melanie. Bayleigh was so right about Melanie. Oh, everybody was crickets when Bayleigh went home.

[00:06:57]I'm pretty sure when Shawn went home, there was like a rally in the [ __ ] street. Nobody cared about Bayleigh, they just wanted to drag Melanie down.

[00:07:04]Honest to God, Kinsey exploring her options, I I understand that the vision, like the 2013 vision or whatever the hell she was talking about Anderson that she was talking out of her ass. Listen, she was just done with that man. She She knew she wanted Corbin, she was just ending the conversation. I understand that. You know what I'm saying? Like, at that point, she had already made up her mind. She was going to tell him he was wrong if he said the sky was blue.

[00:07:25]And also, everybody's like, "Oh my god, Kinsey's being so annoying." Yeah, welcome to we knew this for 5,000. Like, I Yeah, do Have you not seen her this entire time? What's crazy is the fact that she kissed Corbin while Corbin was with Melanie. But, Melanie doesn't want him.

[00:07:40]>> [music] >> Yeah, like, girl, girl, I know that it doesn't matter, but I mean, my god.

[00:07:46]Like, girl, everybody's like, "Oh my god, it's it's the premise. It's so [ __ ] up that Kinsey kissed Corbin while Melanie was with him." Okay, with him?

[00:07:57]With him, right.

[00:08:00]She was with the living room couch.

[00:08:02]He was sleeping alone.

[00:08:04]And she didn't want to kiss him. And I'm just going to go ahead and say this, let's segue. Let's segue.

[00:08:08]This is all over the place, but let's segue. Melanie regulating her nervous system and wanting to sleep alone a couple nights while she got situated and really waited until Sincere came back around, uh I get her.

[00:08:20]Yeah.

[00:08:21]Why waste the time connecting? You know, she slept with him one night, they got a good kiss in, whatever. But like, she does not need to waste her time with Corbin GPT. When she said she wants to explore the connection, of course what's she going to say? She's going to say Sincere or nothing and they're going to kick her off the island?

[00:08:34]No [ __ ] she's going to say that she wants to explore another option. She didn't really want Corbin. So, that's why when Kinsey kissed Corbin on the side, I'm like, "This doesn't matter.

[00:08:42]None of this matters." So, let's get to Melanie and Sincere and Soul.

[00:08:48]I really got to sigh. Like, it's it's really to that point.

[00:08:52]I'm going to show my cards.

[00:08:54]Melanie's my favorite on this entire cast. She just got the validation of a [ __ ] lifetime because she wanted Sincere to choose her and he did it in front of everybody including the girl that he left her for, not by his choice.

[00:09:07]Partially would have been his choice because he was grinning from ear to ear when he was with Soul. So, I know that we've seen them argue more than anything. Like, we've seen just Melanie and Sincere arguing a lot, but I just want to say this, you cannot tell me that Sincere did not seem happier with Soul. And I will acknowledge that, right? I think Sincere is [ __ ] crazy because why has he been lying to Melanie and everyone in the entire villa the whole [ __ ] time he's been here. He literally is like, "I don't even care about her. I don't even kiss her for real. We don't even do anything. She I barely even talked to her when she's around.

[00:09:41]Here's him when he's with Sol.

[00:09:46]And here's him when he's with Melanie.

[00:09:54]So, now you know, that they've exchanged letters, hopefully now everybody can calm down. Sincere can keep his dick in his pants. And Melanie can just enjoy trust, loyalty, and him being sincere. But, I mean, hey.

[00:10:13]I might as well go get a lottery ticket with those odds. You know what I mean?

[00:10:16]Like, at this point. But, I really do hope that they're at ease.

[00:10:22]Um, but damn, Melanie was the happiest she's ever been tonight. My god, like that really happened. Um, I really feel like Sol has not been in the wrong at any point.

[00:10:36]But, I'm also not going to sympathy vote her and Caleb.

[00:10:45]Oh, best couple, it's those two. Let's get back at Kinsey and get back at What?

[00:10:50]Like Like, that's just not cuz when they said vote favorite couple, that's Bryce and Trinity.

[00:10:58]Did you see the letters? Also, Bryce got hotter this episode. We need to pause on that. Bryce got hotter this episode. I know I'm not crazy. But, their letters I had I had a little tear in my eye.

[00:11:08]Because they're goofy with each other.

[00:11:09]They're trusting with each other.

[00:11:10]They're loving with each other. They're patient with each other. They're understanding of one another. I think they take the time to learn and grow.

[00:11:17]And there's a trust [music] and a bond.

[00:11:18]And I understand they had that little slip-up. I don't even want to call it a slip-up. I think he had that closure meeting with Kayta.

[00:11:25]Pause. Have you ever been in a relationship or been getting serious with somebody and you need to check in with your ex one more time before you moved on. Absolutely been there.

[00:11:33]Absolutely been there. And it wasn't even his ex. I know that's why we were like, "Oh, he's delusional." But like at the same time, >> [music] >> he had to say, "Hey, I'm about to close this door. Just checking, is there anything I should know before I close this door?" And she's like, "No, you're good." And he's like, "Okay." And now he's so down for Trinity.

[00:11:50]Do I think that he made that move on national television was a little crazy?

[00:11:53]Absolutely. But at the same time, I get him. You know, and I think their letters were so sweet and I think the more Trinity gets comfortable in the game, she is the voice of reason for literally everybody that's been asking anything.

[00:12:03]Like literally, she's just like, "Just get out of your [ __ ] head and go do it." Because she's out of her head and she's enjoying it. Because she knows she has her man. And they're my couple. And they're who I voted.

[00:12:13]So, um no, I'm just going to say like honest to God, I love Melanie. Let me show my cards. I love Melanie. I really think Sincere has done her dirty, done Soul dirty, done everyone dirty 40 times over. But that does not discredit my love for Melanie.

[00:12:31]So, I want things to work out for her.

[00:12:34]And what I'm realizing is they might need to be dating outside of the show.

[00:12:36]They said that. They might need to be dating outside of the show. That's fine.

[00:12:39]But reality is her exploring is useless.

[00:12:42]And him exploring is going to send her into a spiral.

[00:12:45]>> [music] >> So, let's just put them together. Like it's just like it at this point, right?

[00:12:48]But also, Kinsey being with Corbin, my issue with that is Corbin. We all wanted you with with Caleb. So, why aren't you with him? Maybe she had an issue with the fact that he was 22. I don't know. I think it's the fact that Corbin put that one-two on her and I think that now she [music] can't get over that. But to be fair, you are being stuck in a house and somebody put [music] it down on you. Yeah, I'd be wanting to stay with them, too. That's what I'm saying. Like sue me.

[00:13:16]Audrey Hepburn, sue me. I want to be [music] wanted.

[00:13:20]But yeah, I I just, you know, I don't think people are being hard enough on the boys. I think everybody's dragging the girls for no [ __ ] reason. I think if if it's if it's Melanie one day and Sol the next day, now today it's Kinzie. We get it. You know what I mean? What's Katie going to do? Katie's going to say she doesn't like grapes next week and people are going to [ __ ] boo her off the island.

[00:13:37]It's like what are we doing?

[00:13:39]You know, if we want a list of accountability, let's start for Sincere.

[00:13:43]We'll be busy for 4 weeks. That's what I think.

[00:13:47]See you Thursday.