Boston Legal Season 2 (2005) | Friends Turn Rivals in a Shocking Self-Defense Trial!

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]Check. Change, please.

[00:00:00]>> That is all about, isn't it?

[00:00:03]>> Hey, now if you don't want to give me no change, that's fine. But how about the courtesy of a response?

[00:00:08]>> You want a response?

[00:00:10]>> Denny, what the hell are you?

[00:00:12]>> Relax. Paintball.

[00:00:15]>> Denny Crane.

[00:00:17]>> Denny Crane.

[00:00:18]>> Denny Crane.

[00:00:19]>> You shot me.

[00:00:20]>> I did.

[00:00:20]>> You're the big lawyer.

[00:00:21]>> I am.

[00:00:21]>> I can take you to court for assault, man.

[00:00:23]>> Sue me, >> but I'm willing to settle. Give me $100,000. Seems a little high. How about Zip? Does Zip work for you? I may be homeless, but I ain't stupid.

[00:00:30]>> My mistake. I'll be back.

[00:00:32]>> As you can see, I'm not. I work for a firm, one of the largest in Boston. But the practice of law, son, it all comes down to money. I've got it. He doesn't.

[00:00:40]I'll win.

[00:00:41]>> Denny Crane. My lawyer dropped me.

[00:00:43]>> Burger.

[00:00:43]>> If you think you won, >> I do.

[00:00:45]>> I'll find another one.

[00:00:46]>> No, you won't. Nobody's going to make any money suing Danny Crane. Client who initiated the conflict by throwing a rock. But hey, >> Mr. Kirk, I'll represent you. Is >> this a joke? I'll be your lawyer.

[00:00:56]>> I'm confused. So, it's going to be