Wendell’s Pizza Party | Key & Peele

Added: 2026-05-30

[00:00:00]Uh, my current girlfriend's live body, tan, face, tan.

[00:00:08]But anyway, Claire, yeah, I hit that sexually.

[00:00:15]>> Hello, thanks for calling Mario's Pizza.

[00:00:17]This is Carlos speaking.

[00:00:18]>> Hello.

[00:00:20]We would like a large pie with uh pepperoni pineapple and cheesy crust.

[00:00:26]>> Large pepperoni with pineapple and cheesy crust.

[00:00:30]>> We would also like a large pie with bacon pineapple and cheesy crust.

[00:00:37]>> Large bacon pineapple with cheesy crust, okay. Is that going to complete your order, sir?

[00:00:41]>> You know what? Let me gauge the room.

[00:00:43]Uh, guys, we're going to want another pizza. Let me just Who's hungry? Show of hands. Let me see them. 1 2 3 Keep them up. 4 5 6 >> having a party?

[00:00:55]>> Yep, pretty big one, too. Come on, guys, keep them up. Hugo, Summer, hands. Food, you know what? Let's play it safe. Let's get another pie. We'll do ham pineapple.

[00:01:05]>> All right. Um, oh, you guys are going to need cheesy crust on the third?

[00:01:08]>> Good question. I'll gauge the room. Hey, guys, do we want cheesy crust on the third? Okay, yeesh. That is a resounding yes for cheesy crust on the third.

[00:01:20]Claire says you read her mind.

[00:01:22]>> Claire, huh? I like that name.

[00:01:24]>> It's a good one. Oh, also, uh, my boy Andy over here is saying you have something called chicken poppers.

[00:01:31]>> Is she cute?

[00:01:32]>> Uh, who's that and what now?

[00:01:33]>> Claire.

[00:01:34]>> Oh.

[00:01:37]Her body's like a four. Anyway, we would also >> How How do you mean?

[00:01:45]>> Let's just say she's kind of a big girl.

[00:01:47]>> That's all good.

[00:01:48]That's all superficial, man. I like Claire for what's inside.

[00:01:51]>> Don't even know Claire.

[00:01:52]>> Yo, but for real though? I feel like I do know Claire, man.

[00:01:55]Put me on the phone with her.

[00:01:58]>> Uh >> [snorts] >> You don't need to speak to Claire.

[00:02:03]>> No, I do.

[00:02:07]>> You know what? I got to level with you, man.

[00:02:10]I her.

[00:02:13]>> Oh. Oh, I'm >> I'm sorry. I I I I didn't mean to get in between you guys.

[00:02:17]>> No.

[00:02:19]Quite all right.

[00:02:21]Twas a while ago before she blimped up.

[00:02:25]My current girlfriend's live body tan face tan But anyway, Claire, yeah, I hit that sexually.

[00:02:38]And as did my boy Hugo. Hell, even Bubba got some of that. So, just wanted you to know, used goods used goods.

[00:02:46]>> So, you wouldn't care if I asked her out?

[00:02:49]>> Well, let me do it for you. Hey, Claire, this guy from the pizza place wants to date you. Two for All right, I'll let him down easy.

[00:02:56]>> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. No.

[00:03:00]Tell her to know I'm not a rich man.

[00:03:03]But I'm a good man.

[00:03:05]Tell her, Claire, I believe in destiny.

[00:03:08]And I believe that we've always known that our soulmate [music] was out there.

[00:03:13]The moment that we had that unspoken connection about the cheesy crust, I realized that you were always the one.

[00:03:21]Because and I know this sounds corny, but that moment was just like simple.

[00:03:38]>> Wow.

[00:03:39]You really do care about Claire.

[00:03:43]>> I do.

[00:03:46]>> OH MY GOD, CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT.

[00:03:47]>> WHAT? NO.

[00:03:48]>> OW, JUST CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW. IT WAS A BULLET THROUGH SHOT IN OW, CLAIRE'S DOWN. SHE'S DEAD. SHE'S DEAD. I'M CALLING THE COPS. SHE'S DEAD.

[00:03:56]>> [screaming] >> NO!

[00:04:05]>> HUH? CHINESE THAT IS.

[00:04:07]>> I'M ALONE.