They Threw the Most INTERESTING Party Ever! | Americans React to The Young Ones S1E5

[00:00:00]Hey guys, welcome back to the channel.

[00:00:02]My name is Stephen accompanied by Queen Taylor.

[00:00:05]>> Today we are back for some more of The Young Ones and we are on series 1 episode 5 5 episode 5. Interesting. The last episode was boring and it was anything but so I'm anxious to see if this episode's going to be boring now. Just to be the polar opposites.

[00:00:24]>> This one's interesting. Super boring. Um we're episode 5 in The Young Ones and we have one more episode before the series 1 is done.

[00:00:34]>> And then we're halfway done already.

[00:00:35]>> And we're halfway done.

[00:00:36]>> That's wild.

[00:00:38]Yeah.

[00:00:40]>> Um The Young Ones has been spectacular.

[00:00:42]It's been an experience.

[00:00:44]>> It's definitely an experience.

[00:00:45]>> It's an experience cuz I didn't know that you guys were able to produce such chaos and [laughter] anarchy.

[00:00:52]Uh but leave it to Rik Mayall uh to come up with something so bizarre.

[00:00:57]>> Yeah.

[00:00:58]>> And again, this whole show has been I don't I don't I don't know how to describe it.

[00:01:08]Chaos personified.

[00:01:12]But we'll hold my thoughts to the end of the series. You guys let's hop on over and let's check out episode 5.

[00:01:21]>> Interesting.

[00:01:30]>> [music] [singing] [music] [music] [clears throat] >> Come on, Neil. Come on. Stick it on top of the fridge. Hurry up.

[00:02:02]Michael will be here in a minute. NO, WRONG DIRECTION. HERE, FRIDGE. FRIDGE.

[00:02:05]JUST stick it up on the top. [laughter] Up on the top. STICK IT UP THERE.

[00:02:10]OH, TERRIFIC.

[00:02:11]>> HOLD BACK, IT'S COMING OFF.

[00:02:12]>> YES, I NOTICED. YES.

[00:02:13]>> [laughter] >> THAT'S MICHAEL'S TELEVISION.

[00:02:18]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> WHAT'S LENTILS?

[00:02:34]>> WELL, what do you think, Mike?

[00:02:36]Pretty tidy, eh?

[00:02:38]Not a bad job.

[00:02:40]Seeing as how it took 16 hours of continuous hard labor without a break and without much help from certain people who will remain nameless, i.e. Vivian and Neil.

[00:02:46]>> I resent that, Viv.

[00:02:48]>> Oh, shut up, NEIL. YOU NEVER STOP TALKING, DO YOU? THAT'S WHAT'S GOTTEN IN THE WAY OF ALL THE WORK this afternoon.

[00:02:53]>> All right. All right. It's not bad. Not bad at all.

[00:02:57]All right.

[00:02:59]All right.

[00:03:00]>> I wish I didn't see this and I I'm not sure if I want to point it out.

[00:03:06]>> What? Let me see.

[00:03:07]>> I was just looking at Rick's outfit.

[00:03:09]>> Yeah.

[00:03:11]You looking at his dick?

[00:03:13]>> He's got a little bit of camel toe going on.

[00:03:15]>> [laughter] >> Oh, damn it.

[00:03:16]>> I didn't I wasn't trying to. I was like, those are some very yellow >> overalls.

[00:03:21]>> overalls. No, I was looking at his butt.

[00:03:22]>> Shut up, Neil. You never stop talking, do you? THAT'S WHAT'S GOTTEN IN THE WAY of all the work this afternoon.

[00:03:26]>> All right. All right. All right. It's not bad. Not bad at all.

[00:03:29]>> Not bad.

[00:03:30]>> All right.

[00:03:31]All right.

[00:03:32]>> What's that on the carpet?

[00:03:35]>> Uh yeah, that's Vivian's job. Like that and making the punch. You said like he's only got to do two jobs cuz he hasn't got many friends, you know.

[00:03:42]>> [laughter] >> What you on about, Neil? He's got loads of friends.

[00:03:46]>> Oh, yes, but apparently he doesn't like any of them.

[00:03:51]>> Ah.

[00:03:53]>> Is that why you haven't done anything all afternoon, Neil? Cuz you haven't got any friends, either.

[00:03:57]>> That's not true, Rick. You know I've got a friend.

[00:04:00]>> Oh, really?

[00:04:01]>> Yes, really. And actually, he's going to be here very, very soon.

[00:04:04]>> Well, he better get a move on if he doesn't want to miss the party. We're talking about 15 MINUTES AND COUNTING.

[00:04:08]>> 15 MINUTES? LOOK, THIS IS VIVIAN'S JOB.

[00:04:11]WE'RE NEVER GOING TO BE READY IN TIME.

[00:04:13]>> I'm right here.

[00:04:15]>> What?

[00:04:15]>> I thought the vacuum cleaner looked a bit ON THE TENTATIVE SIDE, SO I'LL SUIT YOU UP A BIT.

[00:04:19]>> VERY GOOD, VIVIAN.

[00:04:21]>> [laughter] >> That's very good, very bad.

[00:04:23]>> Depends how you look AT IT, I SUPPOSE.

[00:04:26]NOT SO GOOD IF YOU'RE A BIT OF A DOCTOR.

[00:04:28]BUT THEN AGAIN, WHO IS?

[00:04:30]IT'S NOT VERY GOOD.

[00:04:30]>> THAT WOULD SEEM THE ONLY WAY IT COULD be very bad.

[00:04:33]>> Depends how you look at it, I SUPPOSE.

[00:04:36]NOT SO GOOD >> THERE'S SOMETHING OVER HERE. SO, every single episode, like I'm now searching for the uh ring girl.

[00:04:46]>> For the fifth roommate?

[00:04:47]>> For the fifth roommate.

[00:04:48]>> Yeah, I haven't seen her in all the episodes. And I noticed that somebody was like, "Did you have you seen the fifth roommate?" And I'm like, "Well, we did immediately."

[00:04:55]>> It's the the Hills Have It's not the Hills Have It's the Grudge girl.

[00:04:58]>> The Grudge. Is it the Ring or the Grudge? I always get those two mixed up.

[00:05:02]>> Where she's just like with her hair.

[00:05:05]And so now I'm like, it's it's like Where's Waldo?

[00:05:08]>> I don't remember seeing her in the last episode, though.

[00:05:10]>> I Yeah, I wasn't paying attention. So, I like I I keep missing >> So, now you're looking for her?

[00:05:15]>> Now I'm looking, cuz I knew I didn't see her in the last one.

[00:05:18]>> Yeah. Is she in every single episode?

[00:05:21]>> Let us know down in the comments. But like, look over here by the staircase.

[00:05:25]Tell me if you don't see something moving over there.

[00:05:28]>> IF YOU'RE A BIT OF A DOCTOR.

[00:05:30]>> OH, YEAH.

[00:05:31]OH, YEAH.

[00:05:32]>> THAT WOULD SEEM THE ONLY reasonable course.

[00:05:34]>> Is that the fifth roommate?

[00:05:38]>> If you're a bit of a doctor.

[00:05:40]BUT THEN AGAIN, WHO IS?

[00:05:42]IT'S NOT VERY GOOD. THAT WOULD SEEM THE ONLY REASONABLE COURSE.

[00:05:47]>> OH, SHE'S RIGHT THERE.

[00:05:49]HOLY [ __ ] [laughter] BALLS.

[00:05:52]HOLY [ __ ] >> That's funny.

[00:05:56]>> [laughter] >> Oh, she's right I looked at her a split [laughter] second scared to [ __ ] [clears throat] >> right there in the chair.

[00:06:04]>> I'm over here looking in the office over here.

[00:06:07]>> This tiny little thing. I know in that one episode where I was like, "What is that thing moving in the corner?" I don't know if it's just like mess-ups from shooting show. It's like a a mic or something like that or it's like you're not supposed to see it. We're like looking off in the black distance of this hallway and she's like, "You guys I'm literally right here." [laughter] You're looking too hard.

[00:06:27]That's so funny.

[00:06:28]>> I'll point her out. [laughter] >> I got to get her legs.

[00:06:31]SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.

[00:06:31]>> THAT WOULD SEEM the only reasonable course.

[00:06:35]>> What the [ __ ] >> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

[00:06:47]YOU CAN'T GET ANY CLEANER THAN THAT.

[00:06:49]>> [laughter] >> YOU'VE DESTROYED A LARGE SECTION OF THE FLOOR. CLEAN IT, MICHAEL. CLEAN IT.

[00:06:54]>> We quibble over terms. Suffice it to say that that cleaner is one hell of a sucker and I don't mean it's easily fooled.

[00:07:00]>> Yeah. CERTAINLY CAN SUCK.

[00:07:05]STOP IT, MICHAEL. STOP IT.

[00:07:07]>> SHE'S JUST STOPPED ALREADY. THE BAG MUST BE FULL.

[00:07:14]>> [laughter] >> I'VE GOT TO STOP.

[00:07:16]I'D BETTER EMPTY IT.

[00:07:21]>> HELLO. [laughter] NEIL. NICE ONE, MATE.

[00:07:28]>> [laughter] >> GLASTONBURY, how are you, mate?

[00:07:29]>> Well, I've just been sucked up by a ride-away vacuum cleaner and then SOMEONE TRIED TO KNIFE ME, BUT APART FROM THAT, really terrible, actually.

[00:07:38]>> Bummer.

[00:07:39]>> Yeah, big bummer. Haven't you got any decent food?

[00:07:42]>> Now, who is this? What are you doing?

[00:07:45]>> Oh, what is this? Neil, Neil, look, just please don't bring him down.

[00:07:49]>> hippie, isn't it?

[00:07:50]>> Yeah.

[00:07:52]>> Did you hear?

[00:07:52]>> For heaven's sake, this isn't a youth hostel, you know.

[00:07:55]>> Neil, my barely adequate psychic DEFENSES ARE CRUMBLING.

[00:07:58]>> LOOK, JUST TELL HIM TO GET OUT, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

[00:08:00]>> THIS IS WORSE THAN MY BIRTHDAY.

[00:08:07]>> YOU LOOKING FOR ME? HEY, [laughter] big brother.

[00:08:10]>> I'm looking for some action.

[00:08:12]A dime for coffee would save my life.

[00:08:15]You want to drink with me? It helps you for forget.

[00:08:20]>> [laughter] >> Those are the best moments.

[00:08:26]>> Yeah, they are.

[00:08:26]>> It has lips.

[00:08:29]>> I've been picked [music] up >> It's got teeth.

[00:08:33]>> so many times gone by.

[00:08:37]They grill you for an hour and they say [music] you're going to fry.

[00:08:44]I've been skinned alive [music] and purified [singing] and cut up with a knife.

[00:08:52]Oh, I've just [music] got to catch up with my life.

[00:08:55]>> [laughter] >> I've got to catch up.

[00:09:01]That's good.

[00:09:04]>> Where is he?

[00:09:05]>> He's probably gone off to find a shop to get some decent [laughter] food, Neil.

[00:09:07]>> He's a bloody stickler for >> word for it, your friend can be >> No, I haven't.

[00:09:11]>> The bean bag is the domestic equivalent of a black hole. You are not to use it.

[00:09:15]>> Yeah, but Mike >> You are not to USE IT.

[00:09:18]>> TOUGH.

[00:09:20]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> HOW WAS IT FOR YOU, DARLING?

[00:09:26]>> Oh my god, [ __ ] YEAH.

[00:09:29]>> [laughter] >> HOLD ON, YOU'RE pulling me, too. Are you getting them?

[00:09:39]>> Yeah.

[00:09:40]>> [laughter] [snorts] >> Can you hold on to that?

[00:09:44]>> Yeah.

[00:09:47]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> That wasn't for you, darling.

[00:09:55]>> You electric.

[00:09:58]>> [laughter] >> Oh, it's so good.

[00:10:01]>> Don't eat the corn flakes, wait there's only one.

[00:10:04]>> EVERYONE REPENT EXCEPT JESUS.

[00:10:07]I don't mean everyone except Jesus repent. I mean accept Jesus into your life and repent at the SAME TIME.

[00:10:15]>> [laughter] >> HAVE YOU SAID YES, CHIPPY?

[00:10:19]CHIPPY?

[00:10:20]>> OH, WELL, I do a lot of yoga.

[00:10:23]>> Come brother, let us pray together.

[00:10:28]>> [laughter] >> LOOK, DO YOU MIND GOING?

[00:10:30]I MEAN, I EXPECT IF WE'D WANTED YOU TO COME IN, WE MIGHT HAVE SAID SOMETHING LIKE, "OH, HI CHRISTIAN, WHY DON'T YOU COME IN?"

[00:10:36]BUT I DIDN'T CHRISTIAN, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A RUNNING JUMP AT YOURSELF IN A LAKE?

[00:10:39]>> NO, THANK YOU. I'm going to sit right down HERE UNTIL WE'VE ALL BEEN SAVED.

[00:10:48]>> OH, NO. WELL, don't look at me, Neil.

[00:10:50]I'M AN AGNOSTIC.

[00:10:53]>> REPENT, REPENT FOR THE DAY OF JUDGMENT.

[00:10:56]>> OH, NO.

[00:10:57]DAY OF JUDGMENT? WHAT DO I GET A PRIZE?

[00:11:00]>> [screaming] >> A LOCUST.

[00:11:02]>> NO, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AN ANGEL.

[00:11:03]>> REPENT, REPENT.

[00:11:05]>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I REPENT. HOW ABOUT YOU and me and the Holy Ghost going upstairs for a closer look at those MORAL UNDERPANTS, EH?

[00:11:14]>> [laughter] >> THIS SHOULD GET THINGS GOING.

[00:11:20]>> What is that?

[00:11:23]>> [laughter] >> Oh, no.

[00:11:25]>> BEHOLD THE BEAST.

[00:11:29]>> [laughter] >> HELLO.

[00:11:31]HELLO.

[00:11:32]>> NOW IS the worrying time.

[00:11:35]>> THIS IS WRONG.

[00:11:36]>> WOAH.

[00:11:39]>> [laughter] >> NOW IS THE WORRYING TIME.

[00:11:45]>> THIS IS WRONG.

[00:11:47]>> WOAH.

[00:11:48]>> [laughter] >> I'M A KITTEN AND THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.

[00:11:54]>> I JUST WANT TO TAKE a second to really talk about like just my appreciation for all of these guys. But Nigel Planer is somebody that we is like very very new to us. He is so good at playing Neil. I think this would like his character would have to be the hardest one >> to >> to not be laughing and to be holding it together. Like that moment right there, woah. I would have they would have been like, this is our 50th take. You've got to hold it together. That's just he's just so good at being Neil.

[00:12:25]>> you.

[00:12:25]>> Yeah, they would have been like, you're done.

[00:12:27]>> You're done.

[00:12:27]>> We'll get anybody else.

[00:12:29]>> [laughter] >> Famine, pestilence, death, and the other one.

[00:12:36]The other one.

[00:12:36]>> [laughter] >> Is that a seagull?

[00:12:43]>> [laughter] >> Famine, is that seagull a seagull?

[00:12:47]>> No, pestilence, it's a dog.

[00:12:50]>> [laughter] >> A flying dog.

[00:12:53]>> Or a catapult.

[00:12:56]>> A flying catapult.

[00:13:01]>> Oh, I'm famished.

[00:13:02]>> So, what's new?

[00:13:04]>> Microchip [laughter] technology.

[00:13:06]>> What?

[00:13:08]>> Microchip technology.

[00:13:10]It's a new thing, isn't it?

[00:13:13]>> [laughter] >> It's so boring just waiting for the apocalypse.

[00:13:19]>> Well, except for that film.

[00:13:22]>> What film?

[00:13:23]>> Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[00:13:26]>> [laughter] >> Awful film.

[00:13:28]>> Oh god, I'm bored.

[00:13:30]>> [laughter] >> God, I'm bored.

[00:13:36]>> No, no, no, just put it over there with the others in the pile.

[00:13:42]>> [laughter] >> Sometimes, you know, God can be so unimaginative.

[00:13:45]>> And he's worried about his son, isn't he?

[00:13:48]>> What?

[00:13:50]>> He's a born-again Christian.

[00:13:52]>> [laughter] >> What game of trouble scrabble, Dave?

[00:13:57]Dave?

[00:13:58]What game of trouble scrabble?

[00:14:02]>> [laughter] >> He's dead.

[00:14:05]>> I'll be dead soon if I don't get something to eat.

[00:14:08]>> How about a bloody sandwich?

[00:14:12]I'm sitting this >> And I beheld a medium-sized group of people running around madly waving their hands and shrieking, "12 score oxen have spent over a year in the same field."

[00:14:35]>> [applause] >> Is that a ham sandwich?

[00:14:40]>> [laughter] >> WELL, THAT'S JUST TYPICAL.

[00:14:45]>> [laughter] >> 5 MINUTES TO GO TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTY OF MY LIFE AND HALF THE HOUSE HAS BEEN WRECKED BY GIGANTIC SANDWICH.

[00:14:52]>> [laughter] >> WELL, AT LEAST IT MEANS there'll be something TO EAT NOW.

[00:14:59]WHAT? IT'S MEAT.

[00:15:03]>> LISTEN, NEIL, YOU BETTER GET ALL THIS CLEARED UP BEFORE THE FIRST GUESTS ARRIVE OR YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

[00:15:09]GOING TO TROUBLE.

[00:15:12]WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?

[00:15:14]>> OH, HELLO, RICK. We're here for the party.

[00:15:17]>> it's a bit early, isn't it? It's not SUPPOSED TO START FOR ANOTHER 5 MINUTES.

[00:15:20]I WAS THINKING WE WERE I'M YOU 7:30. ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

[00:15:23]>> WE GOT TO GO NOW. WE CAN GO TO THE PUB.

[00:15:25]>> OH, YOU CAN GO TO THE PUB, CAN YOU? OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YEAH, GO ON. PISS OFF TO THE PUB.

[00:15:28]I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS, THAT'S ALL.

[00:15:30]>> OH, LOOK, RICK, it's It's only 5 minutes.

[00:15:31]>> No, listen, Rick, it's only 5 MINUTES.

[00:15:33]>> TELL THAT TO ROGER BANNISTER.

[00:15:36]>> [laughter] >> ROGER, IT'S ONLY 5 MINUTES.

[00:15:38]>> OH, REALLY? HOW INTERESTING.

[00:15:42]>> ROGER.

[00:15:43]>> YEAH, MIKE >> YEAH, MIKE is a member of the commune, yes.

[00:15:45]>> Great.

[00:15:46]>> Oh, you might as well all come in then.

[00:15:47]MAKE YOURSELVES A BLOODY HOME.

[00:15:50]>> OH, IT'S A BIT SMELLY, isn't it?

[00:15:51]>> Yeah, it smells like a gents.

[00:15:52]>> GENTS WHAT?

[00:15:53]>> LOOK, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DO YOU MIND JUST SITTING OVER THERE UNTIL THE PARTY'S READY?

[00:15:58]>> [laughter] >> I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THAT WAS um Sue Carpenter.

[00:16:06]No, the one who was Uh, oh my god, what is her name? She was in the Father Ted episode, and then she was Lister's love. I thought that dark-haired girl was her for a second.

[00:16:19]Chris Chris >> Christina Applegate.

[00:16:23]>> Oh, it's a bit smelly, isn't it?

[00:16:24]>> Yeah, it smells like a gents.

[00:16:25]>> GENTS WHAT?

[00:16:26]>> LOOK, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DO YOU MIND JUST SITTING OVER THERE UNTIL THE PARTY'S READY?

[00:16:31]>> [laughter] >> Smells like a gents. A gents what?

[00:16:33]>> I heard his are so uncompromising these days.

[00:16:35]>> Yeah, looks like a sandwich.

[00:16:38]>> What on earth do you think you're doing?

[00:16:41]>> I'm >> Look, JUST PUT THAT DOWN.

[00:16:44]THERE'S ONLY 3 MINUTES TO GO. WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU AN ALCOHOLIC OR SOMETHING?

[00:16:48]GOD, ANYONE WOULD THINK THIS PLACE WAS A PUBLIC CONVENIENCE CUBICLE.

[00:16:52]LORDY, LORDY. LOOK, YOU'RE NOT TO STAY THERE, RIGHT? NOBODY MOVE.

[00:17:00]HARD GIRLS.

[00:17:04]DIDN'T HURT AT ALL.

[00:17:06]>> [laughter] >> DO YOU WANT TO SEE HOW MANY PRESS-UPS I CAN DO?

[00:17:13]FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

[00:17:15]OH.

[00:17:17]OH.

[00:17:18]HELLO, DR. MORRISON.

[00:17:21]I DIDN'T think you'd be able to make it.

[00:17:22]And thanks. I'm glad you did though.

[00:17:24]I've been meaning to talk to you about Trotsky.

[00:17:28]Look, I got some trousers like the ones you've got.

[00:17:29]>> [laughter] >> They're great, aren't they?

[00:17:31]>> Yeah.

[00:17:33]>> Oh, look at me being stupid. Hi, come in. How are you? How did you get here?

[00:17:36]>> I came in my car.

[00:17:37]>> Amazing.

[00:17:39]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> RIGHT, THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD. THE NEIGHBORS HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING.

[00:17:51][laughter] YOU JUST WATCH YOUR STEP, SONNY.

[00:17:57]>> [laughter] >> DAMN COPPERS.

[00:18:01]>> [applause] >> YES.

[00:18:05]>> HEADS, RIGHT?

[00:18:06]>> HEAVY.

[00:18:06]>> FASCISTS.

[00:18:08]>> YES.

[00:18:09]I'D REALLY LOVE TO JOIN THE POLICE. SIT UP STRAIGHT.

[00:18:11]>> [laughter] >> HUH?

[00:18:17]ANYONE GOT A STRAIGHT?

[00:18:19]>> A WHAT?

[00:18:20]>> A cigarette.

[00:18:21]>> Oh, sure.

[00:18:22]>> Oh, WHAT A GREAT BAG.

[00:18:24]YEAH, IT'S REALLY GREAT, ISN'T IT?

[00:18:26]>> IN HERE, are they?

[00:18:27]Look, it's Tintin. Amazing.

[00:18:31]You bought me a present.

[00:18:32]>> Oh god.

[00:18:34]>> [laughter] >> What is it?

[00:18:35]What do you do with it?

[00:18:37]No, DON'T TELL ME. DON'T TELL ME. I'LL GUESS.

[00:18:39]>> [laughter] >> Oh my goodness.

[00:18:42]>> It's a telescope.

[00:18:45]A telescope WITH A MASK IN IT.

[00:18:49]HELLO, LEANNE. OH, YOU'RE GLAD YOU COULD COME TO THE PARTY.

[00:18:55]>> [laughter] >> HERE, have a drink, Maisie.

[00:19:00]>> Oh god.

[00:19:01]>> [cheering] [laughter] >> IT'S GONE ALL BIG.

[00:19:05]>> [cheering] >> EVEN HE'S LIKE >> I'LL GET A TISSUE. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

[00:19:08]>> [laughter] >> IT'S all right. There's a box OF THEM IN HERE. THEY'RE COMING I THINK I BETTER DO THE LAST FEW [laughter] NOW.

[00:19:16]>> [applause] >> SO, WHAT'S THE TIME?

[00:19:19]>> NO.

[00:19:20]THE CLOCK'S BROKEN.

[00:19:22]>> [laughter] >> THE HANDS KEEP WHIZZING ROUND REALLY FAST.

[00:19:25]It's only really up past 7:00.

[00:19:29]>> Oh, thank you.

[00:19:31]>> I'm not yet, but I soon will be.

[00:19:33]>> [laughter] >> Hello.

[00:19:42]>> [laughter] >> Well, I must say student parties are not what they used to be.

[00:19:50]>> Oh, wow.

[00:19:51]THIS IS SO UNCOOL.

[00:19:54]>> [laughter] >> WOW. What is this stuff? Tobacco or Pink Floyd?

[00:19:59]>> Cryogenics. Nice one, man.

[00:20:02]Let's see if it really works.

[00:20:07]>> Who was at the front door?

[00:20:08]>> Oh, Neil, the front door's in the >> hall.

[00:20:11]>> [laughter] >> Well, then someone better go and answer it then.

[00:20:14]>> Well, I'll go and see what the question is.

[00:20:17]>> Wow, Michael's actually answering the door.

[00:20:19]>> [laughter] >> That's marvelous.

[00:20:23]>> Go answer it.

[00:20:24]>> No.

[00:20:25]>> All right, my mates. I uh hey look, I'm sorry I ain't got no drink. I had some like, but I I drank it all in the off license.

[00:20:31]>> Tell me about last week.

[00:20:33]Look, I've told your cousin Jerzy, and now I'm telling you, if I want trouble, I can call the police. Get lost.

[00:20:39]>> I am lost. That's why I'm here. There's no chance of using your toilet, is there? No. I thought not. That's why I pissed in your garden.

[00:20:47]>> [laughter] >> You know me?

[00:20:50]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:20:51]>> Who am I?

[00:20:53]>> You're you.

[00:20:54]>> That's right. You want to make something of it?

[00:20:56]>> I don't, but if you want to fight, Neil's in the lounge.

[00:21:00]>> Are you threatening me?

[00:21:01]>> Are you looking for cheating in a basket?

[00:21:02]>> Yeah.

[00:21:04]>> What do you want?

[00:21:05]>> Oh, excuse me. I've been looking for them all night.

[00:21:08]>> [laughter] >> Ew.

[00:21:13]>> [laughter] >> Is that the queen?

[00:21:36]>> Looks like the party's started.

[00:21:38]>> I'm looking for my prince.

[00:21:40]>> Well, maybe they're upstairs with my etchings, my darling. Please, this way.

[00:21:43]>> [laughter] >> LOOK, NEIL. LOOK, EVERYBODY. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PARTY. SO, FOR PETE'S SAKE, START HAVING FUN.

[00:21:52]>> I THINK THE PIG SMASHED THE HI-FI, WE'VE GOT no music.

[00:21:55]>> No music, MY BRACES. WHAT ABOUT BIG IN JAPAN?

[00:21:59]>> YEAH, BUT WE HAVE A DJ.

[00:22:02]The music part is >> [music] >> You're home alone swinging on a trapeze [music] such a smart You're home alone swinging [music] on a trapeze better than sex on the kitchen table, you're a lot of fun, guys.

[00:22:28]You got a crazy disposition and you always follow tradition and it's a challenge never right being [singing] together side by side.

[00:22:42]>> [music] >> Lost in a kind of loneliness, it's a kind of passion, a deep depression.

[00:22:50]Was that whispering in your blood, the heat within?

[00:23:02]Heat within.

[00:23:25]>> Did you see the guy doing the old Rick pelvic thrust?

[00:23:30]>> What?

[00:23:38]>> [music] [music] [applause] >> Yeah, I'll say.

[00:23:54]AH, THE PUB'S JUST CLOSED, SO THE REST OF THE GUESTS SHOULD BE HERE ANY MOMENT NOW.

[00:23:59]>> YEAH!

[00:24:10]>> HELLO LADIES.

[00:24:11]>> HELLO LADIES. YEAH, TELL you something ladies. Yeah, I've got war tattooed on this hand, and I've got peace tattooed on this hand.

[00:24:18]>> Well, >> and I've got The Brothers Karamazov tattooed down me spine.

[00:24:22]Except like you can't see that, you know, cuz uh I've got me shirt on, you know.

[00:24:27]>> Well, isn't it painful?

[00:24:29]>> Nah, it's probably the most painful I've ever been >> [laughter] >> No, I I mean like having tattoos.

[00:24:35]>> Nah.

[00:24:36]>> [laughter] >> Nah.

[00:24:39]Nah.

[00:24:41]Nah, God bless you. Nah, God [laughter] bless you, you know. Just like having little needles stuck under your skin, you know.

[00:24:50]>> I once wrote a shopping list on the back of my hand.

[00:24:53]Uh [laughter] It was It was one is really stupid thing to do.

[00:24:57]>> Why's that?

[00:24:58]>> It's half-day closing.

[00:24:59]>> [laughter] >> You a virgin?

[00:25:02]>> No. No.

[00:25:03]>> I'm not really asking. I'm just using that as a general term of abuse. You know what I mean?

[00:25:07]>> Oh, yeah. You want your face flattened or what?

[00:25:09]>> All right, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, MAN.

[00:25:11]>> YEAH, MATE. Get your lips around this, baby.

[00:25:14]>> Oh.

[00:25:15]Oh, thanks, man.

[00:25:16]Thanks.

[00:25:17]Oh, yeah. That's the front door. I I'll just I'll catch up with you in a minute, all right?

[00:25:23]>> All right, well, I'll be looking for you. All right, say hi to me.

[00:25:28]>> Oh, no. What is the pain?

[00:25:30]>> [music] >> I'll just have to >> [laughter] >> What?

[00:25:40]I'm uh good friend of Norman.

[00:25:44]No, not Norman. No, what what's his name?

[00:25:45]>> Dave. Yeah, you know Dave.

[00:25:50]>> Tell me yeah.

[00:25:52]Well, yeah, more than friendly, really.

[00:25:55]>> What's going on? What's going on?

[00:25:57]>> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. I'm his brother, too.

[00:26:01]We were in a car [snorts] crash together.

[00:26:04]>> You don't have like a chopper chain, do you?

[00:26:06]>> No, not chopper not chopper chain.

[00:26:07]>> Chain chain chain big chain?

[00:26:09]>> Yeah.

[00:26:10]I'm his dad.

[00:26:11]>> Okay.

[00:26:12]>> Yeah, I'm his dad, too.

[00:26:14]>> No, dad's cousins.

[00:26:16]>> Cousins of who?

[00:26:18]>> What do you call it? Got eight fingers.

[00:26:23]>> [laughter] >> I must be losing my touch.

[00:26:28]Don't think we're going to get in.

[00:26:31]Think he's a hippie.

[00:26:33]I'll try something else here.

[00:26:35]>> All right.

[00:26:36]>> Skins.

[00:26:38]Punk.

[00:26:40]You going to let us in?

[00:26:41]Or am I going to have to call you an ambulance?

[00:26:49]>> [laughter] >> What the >> [music] >> He's to her neck in in the corner.

[00:26:59]>> He's a giant.

[00:27:03]>> [music] >> Have a banging edition of a mate.

[00:27:07]>> [laughter] >> He's going to float.

[00:27:16]>> [laughter] >> Enough of the bubble noise.

[00:27:22]>> Cheer up, mate.

[00:27:23]I just thought this is just like that record by David Bowie.

[00:27:27]>> This is like that record.

[00:27:28]>> Tin Genie.

[00:27:29]Yeah, it is.

[00:27:31]Hey, look.

[00:27:32]Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing we can do.

[00:27:35]>> [laughter] >> Oh, New York.

[00:27:49]>> [snorts] [laughter] [music] >> Nice trick, mate.

[00:28:14]>> Go on, then. Get down in What's the matter with you? You freak. Wait for nothing. Is something down here already?

[00:28:21]>> Cool.

[00:28:22]Thanks, God.

[00:28:23]I'll be stuck down here since the LATE 19TH CENTURY.

[00:28:26]>> [laughter] [clears throat] >> MY NAME'S PHILIP AND um this is Talk Wool.

[00:28:33]>> Yeah, we was just looking for my tie pin which an eagle swooped down and stole while I lay asleep.

[00:28:39]>> Santa, I'm free.

[00:28:41]>> Do what?

[00:28:43]How goes that Santa Claus routine, Santa? Snow on. We've known for some considerable time now that he don't exist.

[00:28:49]>> What?

[00:28:50]>> Yeah, I'll tell you later.

[00:28:51]>> Uh you're not the last one to get inside, are you, Ashton? I've been stuck down there.

[00:28:55]>> Look, Charlie.

[00:28:57]I'll get in world war with you.

[00:28:59]>> Yeah, you're going to get off this roof or I'm going to have to go and open the medicine cupboard.

[00:29:03]>> You can't talk to me like that.

[00:29:04]I'm a well-respected fictional character.

[00:29:07]>> Ooh, that's an expensive-looking dress you've got there, Doll.

[00:29:10]>> Thank you very much. It was a present, actually, from my godmother.

[00:29:13]>> Ah, so would you like me to put my hand down the front of your dress?

[00:29:16]>> No, thank you, actually. I really ought to be going. My step-sisters will be wondering where I am.

[00:29:20]>> Oh, no, no, stay, Doll. Stay for another drink. It's only JUST MIDNIGHT.

[00:29:24]>> WHAT?

[00:29:26]>> [laughter] >> THAT'S NOTHING. I'LL KISS TWO girls on the lips last week.

[00:29:33]>> You lied, Tory.

[00:29:35]>> Why aren't you pregnant, then?

[00:29:39]>> I DON'T CARE IF I AM. I don't care if I live or die, mate. Had a death threat.

[00:29:45]>> And she killed herself for the insurance money.

[00:29:48]>> How much did he make?

[00:29:50]>> Nothing. Only [ __ ] party.

[00:29:53]>> I've just BEEN WRECKING THE BATHROOM.

[00:29:57]>> [laughter] >> BUT IT'S UH YOUR HOUSE, MATE.

[00:29:59]>> YEAH, but it's A PARTY, LOOK.

[00:30:02]>> OH, HI.

[00:30:04]I'M COLIN.

[00:30:05]I'm from the entertainment committee and I was wondering if you >> I don't mate.

[00:30:10]>> Sorry?

[00:30:11]>> I don't mate, hey.

[00:30:12]You and me against the world, mate, hey.

[00:30:15]That bastard, Tory. Where's Gareth, mate, hey?

[00:30:18]Here, come here. Come here. Come here.

[00:30:19]Come here.

[00:30:22]I'll tell you something, mate. I'll tell you something.

[00:30:24]>> Between you and me, I think I'm going to be sick.

[00:30:31]>> Why don't we sell all THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS?

[00:30:36]>> WAIT BACK. BACK.

[00:30:40]WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY FIRE EXTINGUISHERS.

[00:30:43]>> HI.

[00:30:46]I'M from [music] Cambridge and I've been appointed by the social secretary to compile jokes for this year's rag mag.

[00:30:51]Do you know any good jokes?

[00:30:53]It's for charity, [music] you know.

[00:30:55]>> Yeah. Yeah, there is a good one.

[00:31:00]You and you, PUT HIM IN THE OPERATING STRETCHER THERE AND PUT HIS FEET IN THE FIRE. YOU, BRING ME MY SURGICAL KIT.

[00:31:06]I'M LOVING THIS PARTY GAME.

[00:31:09]STOP THIS SUBJECT.

[00:31:10]YOU STAY THERE.

[00:31:12]>> [laughter] >> Stop talking.

[00:31:16]>> Bloody chimney.

[00:31:18]BLOODY STUDENTS.

[00:31:19]>> HELP!

[00:31:21]HELP!

[00:31:26]HELP!

[00:31:27]HELP!

[00:31:28]>> [screaming] >> HELP!

[00:31:29]I'M STUCK.

[00:31:30]>> GET ME A NURSE, QUICK!

[00:31:33]>> [laughter] >> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, HAVE YOU? YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE expensive dress. You know, cuz I made her a present.

[00:31:43]>> [music] >> Where's the pumpkin?

[00:31:45]>> I don't know. We sent David in.

[00:31:47]>> HOLY HOLE!

[00:31:49]HOLY HOLE!

[00:31:51]>> FASCIST.

[00:31:53]>> I THINK THAT'LL BE THE NEIGHBORS.

[00:31:53][laughter] >> SHUT UP, YOU OLD WITCH.

[00:31:58]>> YOU OLD WITCH.

[00:32:00]>> Oh dear, oh dear.

[00:32:02]Has something happened [music] here?

[00:32:04]Well, I really don't know.

[00:32:06]Who suddenly stuck blunt objects forcefully in my ear?

[00:32:10]>> Well, that's terrible.

[00:32:11]>> Yeah, terrible. That's the line of a well-known Beat you up.

[00:32:17]Help!

[00:32:18]STILL IN THE BABY.

[00:32:29]HELP!

[00:32:32]>> HEY, I'M A VEGETARIAN, MAN.

[00:32:34]I'M A VEGETARIAN.

[00:32:40]OH.

[00:32:42]OH, it was all a dream.

[00:32:44]Fancy that. Phew.

[00:32:48]>> It's never [music] a dream.

[00:33:01]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> HELLO, LITTLE BABY.

[00:33:34]OH, NO. THIS IS THE DREAM.

[00:33:42]OH, THAT'S FUN.

[00:33:43]>> And that was his dream. That's funny.

[00:33:47]>> All right, you guys. One more episode left of season 1. What did you think of that episode, babe? Interesting.

[00:33:53]>> It was interesting, yeah.

[00:33:55]>> interesting.

[00:33:55]>> I just don't even know. I I don't even know what other words to use for these episodes week after week. Just bizarre, interesting, weird. I mean, >> Have you seen my girlfriend? I made her a present. I just carved a pumpkin. That is my girlfriend.

[00:34:12]>> [laughter] >> He He got at her, dude. She's dead.

[00:34:16]>> a lot of I guess I don't want to say a lot, but you know how the kid was like, "I'm a beloved fictional character." or whatever. [laughter] And then there's like Cinderella. There was like >> And Santa.

[00:34:26]>> bit through this. Santa, yeah. It's like, who Where are these people coming from?

[00:34:31]>> [laughter] >> It was funny cuz it started out, you know, with the video being called interesting and then the party was actually very boring for a long time until everybody else got there and things got a little bit crazy, but >> Yeah.

[00:34:43]>> Yeah, it was a It was interesting.

[00:34:46]>> It's a banger. It was actually a banger.

[00:34:48]>> Yeah, it was.

[00:34:49]>> Man.

[00:34:50]>> Can you imagine being at a party like that? I mean, one way or the other, you're sitting there and you're bored out of your mind. You're like, there's not even music.

[00:34:56]This sucks. The guy who invited us to the party isn't letting us drink.

[00:35:01]There's a weirdo that's like way too close to my face.

[00:35:05]And then all of a sudden it's just pure chaos and everyone's raging and >> And there's a band playing.

[00:35:09]>> Yeah, there's a band playing.

[00:35:10]>> lights.

[00:35:11]>> Yeah.

[00:35:12]>> So, those studs, I seen them on multiple people's heads. Was that And I get it, this is the young ones, but I'm wondering if there was like a body mod for those?

[00:35:25]Cuz I know that you could take them off clothes and they're just basically like pins. But, people could pin that. They could.

[00:35:32]You'd bleed. I don't know if >> Yeah, but I I don't think it's any different than like a dermal piercing.

[00:35:36]You could probably get something maybe like that as like a dermal.

[00:35:39]>> Yeah, I'm wondering like if those were actually a thing. I've never seen it other than the show.

[00:35:44]>> Yeah.

[00:35:45]>> So, but like seeing multiple people kind of have it and I get >> Vivian's friends.

[00:35:50]>> Vivian's friends. [clears throat] And I get that like you could for the show just like stick them on, right? But, like I'm wondering if they're doing that for a bigger like if the punk rock or grunge, you know, hardcore kids of the day used to do that and that's like >> Yeah, if it's just for style or if it's like a modification, yeah.

[00:36:11]>> Interesting. Um, this episode was batshit crazy. Like, of course it is.

[00:36:16]But, it actually was significantly more on the rails than the last two episodes.

[00:36:23]>> Yeah, I would agree with them.

[00:36:24]>> So, it kind of had more of like a story, like a I don't want to say a story, but like you kind of knew where we were heading.

[00:36:32]>> Yeah.

[00:36:33]>> It kind of had like a flow to it where the other two episodes like boring had literally [ __ ] nothing.

[00:36:41]>> Honestly, like probably the most random thing in all of this. Even like the Martian [clears throat] robots on the planet.

[00:36:51]>> Yeah, I don't even think that was random. I thought that that was >> I think the most random thing was like why they were hiding Mike's TV on the fridge in the beginning.

[00:36:57]>> Yeah, [laughter] why?

[00:36:59]They were talking about that.

[00:37:00]>> they were creating space, yeah, for the party, but like >> And this is the only place it can go.

[00:37:05]>> What they like Mike wanted them to tidy, but they're like hiding it from Mike.

[00:37:10]It was That was just weird.

[00:37:11]>> Yeah.

[00:37:12]And I did [laughter] feel like the fifth uh roommate was very like when you saw it, you saw it, but I felt like it was very obvious in this one.

[00:37:22]>> Yeah, but she's always like I feel like >> Not in the chair, but next to the chair?

[00:37:26]>> hiding in plain sight though. Like once you see her, you don't have to be looking around like in dark corners like we do. But if you're not paying enough attention, you know, they really have you focused on >> Something else.

[00:37:39]>> Vivian sucking up the vacuum and breaking the floorboards, so you're watching that. So she's very easy to miss, but also like right there and you shouldn't be able to miss it.

[00:37:48]>> And like I just want to Someone has to acknowledge like the last episode of series two. Someone's got to like she's going to stand up and be like, "I'm out of here, guys."

[00:37:58]>> I don't know.

[00:37:59]>> Something's got to happen.

[00:38:00]>> I kind of want that to happen, but I also kind of don't cuz then it's just another like, "What the hell?" But then I also want to be like, "Yeah, I want to I want to see a face and I want to hear what she talks like, but >> Yeah.

[00:38:10]>> I'm not expecting it.

[00:38:12]>> So you guys, one more episode to go, like I said. Uh sorry for the disruption with the someone at our door. It is what it is. But um let us know down the comments what you thought of this episode and we'll see you in the next one.

[00:38:25]Bye.