Acorn woodpeckers, solving my calorie shortage?

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00]This pole here is full of acorns. Take a look. The woodpeckers have filled up this pole with acorns. Normally, they put them in the trees, but in this unusual setting, it's the perfect size for their acorns. Check it out over here. Acorns top to bottom. And this is exactly what I'm looking for right now because, well, I'm running out of calories. I still have some unprocessed acorns right here. I've got my acorn flour. And then this is the last of my wild rice. I just did the math and it looks like at about 700 calories per day, I only have another month and a half of my staple calories, which means I'm going to run out of my calories. The answer is right here inside of this pole. I can't figure out how to get at them. It is stuck to the ground. I know some of you might be saying, "Don't steal the acorns from the woodpeckers."

[00:01:05]But the thing is is the woodpeckers once they put them in here, they can't get them out. So, it wouldn't be stealing from the woodpeckers. Let me know, friends, any ideas of how to get these acorns out. So, I've got myself plenty of nourishing food. Let me know what you think.