He Thought His Dry Spell Was Bad… Then She Said Five Years 😂💀 | #shorts

Added: 2026-05-16

[00:00:00]In How I Met Your Mother season 3, episode 18, Ted's relationship with Stella takes an awkward but honest turn.

[00:00:07]His friends realize he has not been intimate with anyone since Thanksgiving and they immediately start teasing him about how many holidays have passed since then. But when Stella opens up, Ted learns her situation is much more surprising. She admits it has been a long time since she was intimate with anyone. Ted assumes she means 5 months just like him, but Stella reveals it has actually been 5 years. The group is completely stunned. They start putting it into perspective joking that the last time Stella had sex, Seabiscuit was still in theaters, the world was learning about SARS, and The DaVinci Code had just come out. Not the movie, the book. The scene turns an uncomfortable confession into classic sitcom humor showing Ted trying to be mature while his friends turn Stella's dry spell into a full historical timeline.