Mystery Crate: Tony's One-Star Review Was SAVAGE ⭐ | The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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[00:00:00]All right, a ton of stuff to get to on the show today. I've got a list of like seven things that I want to get to, including >> Wow.

[00:00:07]>> awkward matchups in sports. That's a Chris Cody topic back. I'm very in on Zaz hasn't heard >> probably the number one song in the country right now. Zaz hasn't heard it.

[00:00:17]We're going to play it for him. No, it's not off Drake off Iceban. It's something completely different. So, a lot of >> I also have a segment idea, Tony, for joining me. We can get to that later.

[00:00:24]>> Yeah. Do you want to do it now? I'm going to write that down. Okay. Write it down. Put it on your list. segment the uh >> how exciting.

[00:00:31]>> It's called be annoying.

[00:00:33]>> It's actually kind of the opposite of that.

[00:00:36]>> Be not >> I don't want to spoil it.

[00:00:38]>> Okay. All right.

[00:00:39]>> Plus, I've got a one-star review for a restaurant I will not name. We had that situation a couple of months ago or a year ago, whenever it was that I that I >> gave a certain place.

[00:00:49]>> Why are you talking like this is a promo? This is the actual thing we've started. You can just do do whatever you want.

[00:00:53]>> Setting it up. I'm setting it up. I'm trying to set the show. I thought you were doing great. Mystery Crate for people of Mystery Crate that know that I had an issue with Cheesecake.

[00:01:02]>> I had an issue with the place.

[00:01:05]>> We don't know. We don't know the second place.

[00:01:07]>> There's a lot of restaurants that start with Cheesecake.

[00:01:10]>> I gave them a one-star review. I have another one star review to bring to the uh to the family here on Mystery Crate.

[00:01:14]Juju Gotti in with us today on Mystery Crate. Hello, Juju Gotti.

[00:01:18]>> Welcome to Mystery Crate. Juju.

[00:01:19]>> Happy to be here, man. Happy to be here.

[00:01:21]I love you all.

[00:01:22]>> All right. As a guy that makes music, Guju, I want you to listen to a song and I want you to give it your your seal of approval or disapproval. Zaz has not heard this song. Everybody else >> seal of disapproval. That's a good bit, too.

[00:01:35]>> Yeah. It's like disapproval.

[00:01:38]>> All right. Fentes, go ahead.

[00:01:42]First time San meet >> capital of immediately was enchanted.

[00:01:54]>> Roy sing it.

[00:01:54]>> There goes Louis just for >> so I took the bus to it's a wild place to vacation.

[00:02:12]slot machines at the bus station on my first fade out now. It's good.

[00:02:22]>> That's good stuff.

[00:02:23]>> What you think?

[00:02:24]>> I mean, it feels like it's it's the song that plays over an 80s movie montage.

[00:02:28]>> Yeah, right.

[00:02:31]>> Yeah.

[00:02:31]>> It feels like a fake tourism board song that they would make for like, you know, do you guys remember those? Um, >> it will become Puerto Rico. Yeah. will become making fun of Cleveland.

[00:02:42]>> Do you remember those? It was like the and the the rivers on or the lakes on fire, that whole thing. Yeah.

[00:02:48]>> Stamp of disapproval.

[00:02:49]>> Approved or disapproved.

[00:02:50]>> Uh before I give it, it does sound like the transition scene when everything is going great for the people who are controlling weekend at Bernie.

[00:03:02]>> Are you saying you want you guys saying you want to hear it again?

[00:03:04]>> Yeah.

[00:03:05]>> No.

[00:03:11]capital of Puerto Rico.

[00:03:15]>> I mean, now, can you answer a question for me, though? Like, okay, so what is this?

[00:03:18]>> I have to ruin this.

[00:03:19]>> I have to ruin this.

[00:03:21]>> It's AI.

[00:03:22]>> Yep. It is made by it. Sounds like it.

[00:03:25]>> Yeah. But it's made by a guy who calls himself sexy boy Billy. Yeah.

[00:03:28]>> Okay. So, hold on a second because I'm I'm not good with this kind of stuff.

[00:03:31]I'm I'm always >> Thank you, Billy.

[00:03:32]>> I'm always playing catchup when it comes to technology and stuff. Like I was I was so late to joining Twitter. I was so late to joining Instagram. Like I'm I'm not good with this kind of stuff.

[00:03:42]Surprising.

[00:03:43]>> So I don't know a ton about AI.

[00:03:45]>> How does AI make a song?

[00:03:47]>> You basically you basically type into a chat GPT type thing of just like I want a song about Puerto Rico. I want to talk about how people were enchanted. Like you just give he basically wrote to to Saxy Boy Billy's credit. He wrote the lyrics.

[00:04:01]>> He planted the lyrics into the prompt and it gave him that. Okay. So, he did he did a >> spring break music.

[00:04:07]>> So, you could do that. You could put into AI and like here are the words to my song. Make a song.

[00:04:12]>> Guess what we're going to do before this episode's over? We're going to make a song about mystery.

[00:04:16]>> Yeah.

[00:04:18]Jeremy Jeremy's Jeremy's theater heart is broken.

[00:04:21]>> I'll I'll go make it.

[00:04:22]>> Yeah, that sucks. Listen listen.

[00:04:25]>> I think this sucks. I have a question.

[00:04:27]If the Cuz we we usually term these things AI slop, whether it's a picture, a video, whatever it is, right? If it's good, can we call it slop?

[00:04:37]>> Okay. But it's not good. So, >> no. No. Slop is only if it's bad. Slop is when you see the AI picture and and homeboy has six fingers. That's >> Exactly. But if it's good, >> that's not slop.

[00:04:48]>> It can't be slop.

[00:04:48]>> No.

[00:04:49]>> Mhm.

[00:04:50]>> Like the Zazzlo in the WWE pajamas.

[00:04:52]>> That's not sloth. That's That's good.

[00:04:54]That's like slop dead on. No.

[00:04:58]>> Yes. No, >> NO.

[00:05:03]Just >> to be fair, I did I did read the majority of the Pope's uh >> 90,000word Yeah. 90,000word article that he wrote about AI.

[00:05:14]>> It was great. Locked in. Very good.

[00:05:16]Jess, your thoughts?

[00:05:18]>> I like that the Pope is um the only person in a position of power that actually knows what's going on in the world with technology. Well, all of our sitting Congress people are like a thousand and like missing.

[00:05:29]>> All right.

[00:05:30]>> Big story. By the way, >> I'm Catholic now.

[00:05:32]>> I do kind of get where is he? He's still making dates.

[00:05:35]>> But how how can we forget the the moment where Zuckerberg went to Congress and the congressman's like, "How does Facebook make money and the guy didn't go like the one time Mark Zuckerberg looked cool?" Telling that old man, uh, we sell ads like drinking water look cool. Yeah.

[00:05:51]I I do get like musicians like Jeremy is a musician, used to be a musician, like not liking this stuff, but >> I think it sucks.

[00:05:59]>> Yeah, but the song is good.

[00:06:00]>> The song's good.

[00:06:01]>> The song's good.

[00:06:02]>> They're not all good.

[00:06:03]>> But that one's good.

[00:06:05]>> Yeah.

[00:06:05]>> Like there are >> Yeah, that's great.

[00:06:07]>> We're doing it again. All right.

[00:06:09]>> See, you can't say it was good and then complain about it.

[00:06:12]>> You guys, there's this video on YouTube.

[00:06:14]You would love where it's just keys jangling for an hour. You guys would love that.

[00:06:19]>> If it's real, I'm into it. But if it's a I don't want to watch it.

[00:06:22]>> NOW, NOW IF I COULD ASK YOU ALSO about this song. This is like this is a thing that's out there that people are hearing.

[00:06:28]>> Yeah, the internet loves it right now.

[00:06:29]>> This is a popular thing. It's very vi we're actually late to this. I heard this song like a month ago.

[00:06:35]>> This song was a guy went to Puerto Rico for the first time just as he says in the songs and he made a montage of his trip and this is the song he put on that video and now the audio is >> I just thought of another slow reportish brilliant idea for a social media account. M.

[00:06:49]>> It's just called not AI and it's just like me doing things like I'm shaking my keys.

[00:06:54]>> I think that's actually my keys and it's just like that's not AI. I love that.

[00:06:59]>> All right, I'm going to work the real report.

[00:07:02]>> Let me put this out. Let me let me get that handle locked in before this goes out.

[00:07:06]>> Not for >> but try again.

[00:07:11]>> I'll make the I an L. Maybe not.

[00:07:15]>> It's not. What if it's artificial unintelligence?

[00:07:19]>> There we go. There's pitfall in here.

[00:07:20]>> Okay. Mhm.

[00:07:21]>> Okay.

[00:07:22]>> I'm sure no one has that either.

[00:07:24]>> The problem is nobody has every angle.

[00:07:26]>> Yeah. My idea for a bit for Jeremy is we have we asked him a question. He has to answer yes or no >> and I it will kill him inside to not be able to give nuance. So I thought of this cuz I was in the shower today and I was thinking about the Cubs >> and I was like I should ask Jeremy like do the Cubs suck but you have to answer yes or no.

[00:07:46]Well, >> yes.

[00:07:48]>> Oh, >> that's the bit.

[00:07:51]>> Okay.

[00:07:51]>> Can't say anything.

[00:07:52]>> This is This is a good bit because I that hurt me in my soul >> to not be able to explain further. Right now, they suck.

[00:07:57]>> Blood vessels are popping. No, you can't you can't keep answering the question, Jeremy. You said yes. That's it. That's all you get on it.

[00:08:04]>> I don't like this at all. They suck.

[00:08:05]>> That's the point.

[00:08:07]>> Yeah.

[00:08:07]>> Welcome to Mystery Crate. Hey, >> hey, >> hey. We're here. You already described the show. So Tony, I'm really interested about your your restaurant experience over the weekend.

[00:08:15]>> Yeah. So Jenny's birthday last week was on a Tuesday. We had people over the house to celebrate. Cut a cake.

[00:08:20]>> Happy birthdayated.

[00:08:21]>> Happy belated birth birthday to my wife.

[00:08:23]So >> you guys you guys love each other, huh?

[00:08:26]>> Yeah. Yeah, we do. On Saturday, uh she's like, "Look, I want to go out with my friends. You know, I want you guys to come and whatever." I'm like, "All right, cool." So we drop off the baby at the house. They One of us >> Was there Was there an adult at the house?

[00:08:37]>> Yeah.

[00:08:38]>> Okay.

[00:08:38]>> Her her mom. So we dropped off the baby over at her mom's. her her best friend had set the reservations. She picked the restaurant. She did all the stuff. And I was like, "Great. I just have to show up and eat and hang out and do our thing, right?"

[00:08:50]>> So, I start I walk into the restaurant.

[00:08:53]It's like kind of like a supper club kind of thing. So, you walk in, it's like a like there's the bar, there's like a big room, there's I'm Yeah. And then they're like, "Oh, well, we're sitting outside, though." And I was like, "Oh, all right. Okay. Whatever."

[00:09:05]It was warm, but it was night time. It's right on the bay, so the breeze was coming in. So, it was nice. We ordered, you know, a bunch of appetizers. Not super big. Tasted fine. Not great. Not even the toughest like like just just appetizers. That's what they have on the on the on the menu. Plus a steak that we split between six people and a couple other things. And dude, the bill came.

[00:09:25]>> Bad service, by the way. Bad service.

[00:09:27]>> Hate that.

[00:09:28]>> Bad service.

[00:09:28]>> Hate that. So, what what what constitutes bad service?

[00:09:32]>> Um, hey, can we get some ice for the water? Sure. For sure. We'll be right back 36 minutes later.

[00:09:37]>> What do you mean? Like they brought you water with no ice.

[00:09:39]>> Yeah, >> that's that. Like other countries do that, but that's not a thing in the United States.

[00:09:42]>> No, we we do ice and water.

[00:09:44]>> Yeah, >> that's why America's great, Jack. But the problem is they they don't want to bring the ice to the table. Then when they did bring the ice to the table, it was melted ice because it was sitting at the bar for 35 minutes and the person didn't bring it. So we're like, "This is great. Can we actually get ice for the table?" Took another 30 minutes.

[00:09:59]>> And who is It was just you and your wife.

[00:10:01]>> No, me, my wife, and her three best friends. So it's five of us at the table.

[00:10:05]>> You're the only male.

[00:10:06]>> I'm the only male. Uh oh. You wouldn't know it from the pictures because the pictures were taken from an angle that I was not sitting or standing at. So it was like they were hanging out.

[00:10:14]>> Looked like a girls night.

[00:10:15]>> It looked like a girl night. Exactly.

[00:10:16]Right. If you look on her social media, it look like a girls night. But I was there at that.

[00:10:18]>> Did you crash girls night?

[00:10:20]>> Yeah, I did.

[00:10:20]>> No, but it was her birthday and she's like, "I want you to be there." So it's like I didn't know that no guys were going to go because one of the other, you know, best friends of Jenny's has a boyfriend, but then last second he's like, "Oh, I can't go." So it was like one of those things where I got >> Do we like him?

[00:10:34]>> Yeah, he's cool.

[00:10:35]>> Nice.

[00:10:35]>> He's cool. Um, fan of the show.

[00:10:37]>> Would you say if he didn't?

[00:10:39]>> Uh, >> no. He's a fan of the show.

[00:10:42]>> He's great.

[00:10:43]>> Is it Hos?

[00:10:43]>> No, it's not Hos. Hos was in Barcelona.

[00:10:45]He couldn't go. Hos and his wife classic. Always always love that Chris ask about hos. That's like my favorite.

[00:10:51]>> Big fan of mystery craz. He loves He loves mystery.

[00:10:53]>> Every time Tonyy's talking about a night out. Was it Hos?

[00:10:55]>> No. Hos Barcelona. Yeah. Hos in Barcelona. Long story short, Z.

[00:10:59]>> No big No big hos.

[00:11:00]>> No big hos. Okay.

[00:11:01]>> The bill comes at the end of the night.

[00:11:03]>> $900. This is where Greg Cody saying comes in.

[00:11:06]>> What do we break a window?

[00:11:08]>> So I'm looking around. I'm like, it's $900. So I start they obviously give me the check. For what reason? I don't know. We're all going to split old school.

[00:11:15]>> Yeah. I didn't like it. So I'm looking >> It's your wife's birthday.

[00:11:18]>> Yeah.

[00:11:18]>> All right. This brings another question, but go ahead.

[00:11:20]>> I'm not paying for the whole thing.

[00:11:22]>> Oh wow.

[00:11:22]>> That's I'm not doing that for five people.

[00:11:25]>> [ __ ] broke.

[00:11:27]>> $900 at this place. I >> Sarah, can I get your credit card? Jeez.

[00:11:31]>> I didn't I didn't I didn't do any of that. They they for girls night they all split it up themselves so they know how to do it. So I'm walking into kind of like an already built system where it's like >> should have done credit card roulette >> ex Oh no very exciting credit card very exciting $900. No I don't think so.

[00:11:50]>> The tip was like 35%. Automatic gratuitity.

[00:11:53]>> Oh you can kiss >> 35. It was like it was like an insane >> a group of 10. It's an insane amount. It was like $200 of gratuitity. And I look at it and I'm like I the girl that kind of set everything up. I kind of tell her come over here for a second. I was like what do you think about this? What do you think about this? And she's like no that's crazy. I was like I agree. I agree but I don't want to be the guy who's like oh Tony has to come and mess everything up. Like why doesn't Also 5% entertainment fee.

[00:12:19]>> THEY HAD A GUY THEY HAD A GUY SINGING INSIDE. WE WERE OUTSIDE.

[00:12:22]>> WOW.

[00:12:23]>> They're like yeah it's another $45.

[00:12:26]Yeah. No. It was crazy.

[00:12:26]>> Are you on South Beach?

[00:12:27]>> No, I'm not on South Beach. I'm in Berkeley.

[00:12:29]>> Were you not entertained?

[00:12:30]>> I was not entertained. guy first mistake. Never go to Bickl.

[00:12:34]>> Well, I know. Again, not my choice. I didn't choose this, right? This was this was forced upon me and on my wife.

[00:12:39]>> Sounds like you were not immediately enchanted.

[00:12:41]>> I was not immediately enchanted. I was very upset. So, we called the waitress over. We told the manager to come over.

[00:12:46]We told the manager, "Look, dude, we're we're sitting outside. You might as well have been playing speakers with music.

[00:12:50]It would have been the same entertainment for 50 bucks that you charge me for listening to a guy sitting inside. That's crazy." Also, the service was [ __ ] He's like, "Oh, we'll take care of it. Whatever." ended up knocking off like almost 200 bucks off the >> off the menu.

[00:13:02]>> $700 >> the squeaky wheel.

[00:13:04]>> But it was like 800 bucks. Yeah.

[00:13:05]>> Squeaky wheel.

[00:13:06]>> But then we all split it. And then I was like, "All right, we'll split it." And they're like, "Oh, we want to take care of Jenny." And I was like, "Okay, cool.

[00:13:11]That's fine." You say, "That's my wife.

[00:13:13]>> How about you take care of me?"

[00:13:15]>> No, I can't do that. So like, "All right, yours your side is 200.

[00:13:18]>> Take care of Tony."

[00:13:21]>> Long story short, >> they're probably like, "Why are you here? Look at this table."

[00:13:24]>> I was invited.

[00:13:25]>> I want to get to That was my review, right? I want to get to an actual one-star review of this restaurant on the other side of the break. Chris.

[00:13:32]>> Wow. We'll be back.

[00:13:34]>> This episode of Mystery Crate is brought to you by DraftKings.

[00:13:36]>> DraftKings.

[00:13:37]>> Crown is yours.

[00:13:39]>> All right. So, look, I had the situation at Cheesecake Factory. I'm not a review guy. I'm not here to leave reviews. I'm not here to, you know, slander the name of of a restaurant that's trying their best >> other than the last 10 minutes of the podcast.

[00:13:50]>> Right. But I didn't say the name the last time I said the name because they're a national chain. This one maybe has a couple of places. I don't really know, but it's the last time I'm going to be back. But I'm not a review guy.

[00:13:59]So, I'm not going to sit there on Open Table or Yelp or whatever and be like, "Yo, this place sucks and I'm going to tell you why, right? Like, that's just not me. I know I'm the silent guy, the silent typer. It's like my review is I will never go to your establishment again."

[00:14:11]>> Wow.

[00:14:11]>> We're done. You You had your chance, and you lost it >> and I I I'm done. So, we're going to read one review from somebody that Fentus found on this p this place's page on what I'm guessing is Yelp.

[00:14:22]>> This is from the place that you were describing to us, >> correct? This is from a place uh from Google actually.

[00:14:29]>> So we're having someone else do Tony's dirty work here. Tony's like I don't like this place. I want to leave a bad review, but I'm not going to do it. So read a bad somebody had the same experience I did and had a bad a bad taste in this already happened. There's nothing Tony about it. If you can see see this kind of person, they basically wrote an entire novel about this place.

[00:14:47]So they know they were really bothered.

[00:14:49]Okay. So it starts off like this.

[00:14:50]>> Right. So read us the sexy fish review.

[00:14:52]>> Oh, and also got it. It was not the place. It was not the place.

[00:14:57]>> Listen, >> sorry. Not the play. It was not the place.

[00:15:01]>> I'm not going to say the name, but when Let me tell you, when the highlight is the bathroom, it can't be that great.

[00:15:05]Anyway, >> oh no, >> I was in the bathroom, by the way. It's not that great. Also had an attendant. I don't like that.

[00:15:10]>> Okay, this one starts with the valet service. Air quotes for the audio listener here is predatory. Regular valet is $60 yet the attendant simply drove my car 100 feet to a garage across the street.

[00:15:20]>> To be fair to that, hold on. Hold on.

[00:15:22]for I I do have to do a bit of Monday morning quarterback. The preferred parking was 60 bucks or they park it in front of the restaurant. The other one is 25 bucks.

[00:15:29]>> Yeah, either either way. Let's move on to the reservation. I had a table booked multiple weeks in advance here. That doesn't mean a thing. We arrived on time to sit at the bar and still had to wait almost 30 minutes for our table. True.

[00:15:39]That's rather annoying. True.

[00:15:40]>> The ambiance is elite. We had great seats inside, but Tony said that the ambiance was really good. So, it's the same. You come to the restaurant for food in a day night. We wanted the full experience. We didn't get anything as good as advertised. The price for the food is agarious. Even the items we liked were no way close to being egregious. Egregious. I can't read.

[00:15:59]>> Yeah. Is that how you spell it?

[00:16:00]>> Can you check that? Can you check what agarious means?

[00:16:02]>> Yeah. No, I'm good. The pricing is the age of agarius.

[00:16:06]>> Egregious. Age of Got me with that one. Roy had a >> even the items we liked were no way close to being reasonably priced for the quality. You could have probably duck though.

[00:16:16]>> You probably guessed that. I don't have because you are referencing Komodo. It was not Komodo.

[00:16:22]>> You could have probably guessed that with a $60 self- retrieval fee for the valet and there is a menu item that comes with a tennis bracelet that cost $7,000.

[00:16:30]>> What? Didn't get what?

[00:16:31]>> Yeah, I didn't get that.

[00:16:32]>> Yeah. THE PERSON THEN CONTINUES, >> I like how dare you. How dare you?

[00:16:37]>> I like MG.

[00:16:38]>> Okay. I have zero inclination to return.

[00:16:41]Blank is a beautiful establishment, but until they prioritize operational integrity over the predatory pricing, I recommend taking an Uber and drinking literally anywhere else. There you go.

[00:16:49]>> Okay, hold on. So, you went to a restaurant where they sell a $700 tennis bracelet $7,000, sorry, $7,000 tennis bracelet on the menu. Like, none of this none of what has happened subsequently surprises me knowing that fact. Now, >> to be fair, I didn't see the tennis bracelet uh item on the menu. Maybe that's a special menu or like the uh the chef's table, but we didn't have that.

[00:17:10]It's like a Flanigan's cup.

[00:17:12]>> It's like on the menu.

[00:17:13]>> Correct. Correct. But I think if it's 7K, it should be. You can't order something by mistake and then you get the bill and you're like, they're like, "Here you go, sir." And you're like, "What? What is this? I don't know. What are you giving me a jewelry for?" No, you order the $7,000 caviar that comes with tennis bracelet. You didn't know that? Like, no, I didn't know that.

[00:17:29]>> Have you ever sent food back?

[00:17:31]>> I've done it a lot.

[00:17:33]>> A lot.

[00:17:34]>> What?

[00:17:35]>> What? A lot.

[00:17:36]>> But you But you didn't do it last weekend at Delila.

[00:17:40]Hey there. Somebody somebody mute that gave away the game. Quiet.

[00:17:49]>> Jess, have you ever sent food back?

[00:17:51]>> Only if it's like completely incorrect or like has something >> Well, yeah. I'm not saying like you ordered a hamburger and a hot dog game, you know, LIKE COOKOUT.

[00:17:59]>> Not cool. Some people would just like >> just eat it that way.

[00:18:02]>> I would I would actually I I would.

[00:18:04]>> Doesn't surprise you here, but I'm that person.

[00:18:06]>> So sometimes the food comes and I'm like something like that. It looks good. IT LOOKS GOOD. IT'S READY. IT'S HERE. I NEED IT.

[00:18:12]>> I KNOW. I WANT IT HOT.

[00:18:13]>> I don't want to wait another 10 minutes.

[00:18:14]Just give it a >> I have never sent food back. I I can't even imagine I can't even imagine sending food back. I just I number one, I think I'm pretty easygoing. So, there's that, you know, to it. Like, oh, this looks good. I like I I will eat this.

[00:18:28]>> If they know anything about you, easy going.

[00:18:30]>> If you know, everybody knows two things about me.

[00:18:33]>> Uh I'm never going to be a puck >> and I'm easygoing.

[00:18:36]>> Everybody knows those two things about me. Yeah, exactly.

[00:18:39]>> I I can't imagine a scenario where I would send food back and also ma mostly because I don't know like if you send the food back >> it's very insulting to the chef and they could totally do something bad to your food.

[00:18:51]>> You've worked at restaurants.

[00:18:52]>> Yeah. And I've never seen anyone come close to spitting at someone.

[00:18:55]>> Don't care.

[00:18:55]>> I'm not saying I'm not come back with a Timberland.

[00:18:59]>> I'm not saying that it doesn't happen at restaurants. I just think that that is such an overstated thing. People are not spitting in your food.

[00:19:05]>> Trust me.

[00:19:05]>> Unless you're like a dick. Well, I know the way that someone definitely will not spit your food and that's not sending it back.

[00:19:12]>> Exactly. That is true. But when I send it back, it's usually either wrong or doesn't taste good. And it's usually me having to do it >> by proxy.

[00:19:19]>> What does that mean, Jenny?

[00:19:20]>> Yeah. Jenny doesn't get what you're I get what you're putting down.

[00:19:23]>> That's what happened at Cheesecake. In fact, that's what happened at the at the restaurant that she didn't like what she ordered and then I had to sit there and be like, >> "Yeah, I need you to take this off the bill." Do you take it off the bill at least or no?

[00:19:36]Like if it's wrong, you don't send it back. But do you do you take it off the bill?

[00:19:39]>> Not if not if I eat it.

[00:19:40]>> No, but if you don't eat it.

[00:19:42]>> I've never I've never done that before.

[00:19:44]>> I've never gotten like something that either I didn't like or didn't order and then didn't eat it and No. Like I I just I don't know. I I'm not difficult, I guess.

[00:19:53]>> Are you a difficult order?

[00:19:55]>> Yeah, I feel the same way, Juju. Like I I I could not possibly find myself in this situation, especially if it's just like, nah, this doesn't taste quite as good as I hoped. Like if it's just you're going to sit there and eat like a $30 plate and it doesn't doesn't taste good back something because it didn't taste good.

[00:20:10]>> Yeah. To be to be fair, if I'm trying something new, >> plus I'm good at ordering.

[00:20:14]>> If I try something new and I get it exactly it's supposed to be and I just don't like it, I'm not sending it back.

[00:20:18]>> Chris, are you still on your order heater?

[00:20:20]>> I'm not on my ordering heater.

[00:20:21]>> When did it end?

[00:20:22]>> Uh, I don't remember specifically when you >> on a cooler now.

[00:20:25]>> That's not one that you have like it's like a hit streak ending.

[00:20:27]>> I'm just back to my normal hit miss.

[00:20:29]>> What What did you hit? What did you hit that that put you on the strand of 250?

[00:20:32]>> I forget. I I honestly don't I'm trying to think back to my >> Was it a I'm trying to remember. It was I went to the zoo with like my family and a bunch of family. No, it was like the north zoo and I just like got this like chicken sandwich north zoo and it's >> they have a north zoo. What is that?

[00:20:48]Broward County.

[00:20:49]>> You go to Jupiter. Like what is this?

[00:20:50]>> Like the Palm Beach Zoo or something?

[00:20:52]>> Palm Beach?

[00:20:53]>> Yeah. You know zoo.

[00:20:54]>> There's people there's places outside of Miami.

[00:20:55]>> Yeah. But but Miami Zoo is the best zoo >> up north and it's still South Florida.

[00:21:00]>> I've been to Zoo Miami. I've done that zoo. Been there. on that good zoo.

[00:21:03]>> Can I just say I had the best wings of my year so far this past weekend.

[00:21:08]>> Z where before a wedding.

[00:21:09]>> Where'd you go?

[00:21:10]>> In Pittsburgh. My favorite spot. The best wings, Roy. I had probably 30 of them. And oh man, it just it made my weekend. Made the drive worth it. And the wedding was great, too. But really, the wings set it apart.

[00:21:22]>> Just to clean it up here. Things we know about Zaz that we've learned in recent months. Easygoing.

[00:21:27]>> Would never wear never wear a beret, >> right?

[00:21:29]>> Wow. Oh, he loves Thai food.

[00:21:32]>> That's right.

[00:21:32]>> The Zazzlo men haven't made a girl in 100 years.

[00:21:35]>> Impressive.

[00:21:36]>> His son loves the Arab fighters.

[00:21:38]>> His sons can challenge him every 6 months.

[00:21:41]>> And he's not a cuck.

[00:21:42]>> Okay, >> so it's a working list. We're going to keep adding to it.

[00:21:44]>> Doesn't eat wings. Did you throw that one in there? Everybody knows.

[00:21:46]>> He doesn't like eating stuff with his hands.

[00:21:48]>> All right, I'm adding it.

[00:21:49]>> Everybody knows that, right?

[00:21:50]>> Everybody knows the two things everybody knows about me. Number one, I'm not a [ __ ] And number two, I don't eat my hands.

[00:21:55]>> Right.

[00:21:55]>> I get it. I had buffalo sauce coming out all my creasses on Saturday. But you know what? It was worth it.

[00:22:00]>> Thank you, Chris.

[00:22:01]>> But you can do you could do fork and knife on the wing.

[00:22:03]>> Of course, but now it's >> I've seen too much fork knife on a wing.

[00:22:07]I've seen him do you've done that?

[00:22:10]>> Yeah. Unfortunately. Yes.

[00:22:11]>> I've seen him do it.

[00:22:12]>> My fingers were pretty disgusting.

[00:22:14]>> I've seen him do fork and knife and a wing. He eats them all and it's like, "All right, perfect. Yeah, done." See, >> surgical. He's like a surgeon.

[00:22:19]>> You get all the meat off there.

[00:22:21]>> Yeah.

[00:22:21]>> That's impressive.

[00:22:22]>> Do it with a rib.

[00:22:22]>> It's easy to do with the w with the uh with the drumstick. The wing is a little tougher.

[00:22:26]>> Yeah.

[00:22:26]>> I do it with ribs all the time. I don't like ribs that much, but I like like >> How dare you, >> Zaz. What if somebody pre-cuts the ribs like I would for my daughter. I pre-cut something >> and I just have like cut up meat on the plate.

[00:22:36]>> I mean, that that's that's shredded meat. Like that sounds great. Then he'll just of course table with his head.

[00:22:41]>> Well, you're leaving so much meat on the bone and he he is.

[00:22:45]>> Or I can put on those black like nitrate gloves and pick it like if I'm at a barbecue joint where I just rip it off.

[00:22:49]>> You're not the chef. You are not the chef, brother.

[00:22:51]>> You want me to do that for you, Z?

[00:22:54]>> The chef. The chef can do that. You cannot do that.

[00:22:56]>> Yeah, I know. I want to watch you do it.

[00:22:58]You do it right over my plate and I eat it.

[00:23:00]>> Matter of fact, I want you to put it in my mouth like a baby bird >> with your mouth though.

[00:23:05]>> Like how the bird does it. You spit it right in. How did the spot >> cuz you gave away $7,000 tennis. There's like a $7,000 tennis.

[00:23:15]>> That That was not me. That was Who's this man's name? This is uh this guy's name uh Cole. Cole, the local guide.

[00:23:21]Also, you guys, >> what is your guys' threshold? If you've never been to a restaurant before and you're just looking at Google Maps and it's say it has like x amount of reviews and it's 4 blank or 3, what is your >> cut off? 4.2 is my cut off.

[00:23:33]>> Yeah. What's your cut off?

[00:23:33]>> Because in in that case, this restaurant would be in your cutoff. 4.2 it. It's right there. Yeah. But it's one of the regretful ones. And then I would be like Cole leaving a review.

[00:23:43]>> Am I am I in a place that I know or am I in a place that I don't know?

[00:23:46]>> Never been. Let's say hypothetically you're wandering around a city that you've never been to. You're just looking for a place where you need to get a bite to eat and you don't really care what kind of food or where. You just want it to be good. So, >> my lowest bar is 45.

[00:24:00]>> Lowest lowest bar.

[00:24:02]>> So, you're not going anywhere.

[00:24:03]>> No, I'm going to the best places. Going to the same three places.

[00:24:05]>> I'm going to the best places.

[00:24:06]>> 45 is too high.

[00:24:07]>> When we were in Birmingham, >> I'm going to the best places and I'm sending my burger back.

[00:24:11]>> No, the burger I'll eat every time. I don't care if it's better.

[00:24:13]>> If I'm wandering around, >> I did have to send back a burger actually recently, but it was completely raw. I mean, it was it was get sick. You gotta get >> I get mine medium medium rare. That's how I get my burgers.

[00:24:24]>> Same. I love medium rare. But that implies the middle has been cooked a little bit frozen.

[00:24:30]>> Sure. I just I just don't >> This one was straight out of the fridge.

[00:24:33]>> Bloody bloody bun is is tough for me.

[00:24:35]>> Depends on the place you go. Ketchup.

[00:24:37]>> Well, the bun might not get >> I always try to order it like I order burgers differently because let's be real, most chefs are going to miss your temperature setting. So, I always like do a little bit under like if I want it medium, I'll say medium rare cuz chances are they're going to over a little bit more.

[00:24:50]>> Yeah.

[00:24:52]>> So, >> you know what?

[00:24:54]>> What?

[00:24:54]>> We'll be right back.

[00:24:55]>> Wow.

[00:25:06]It's a day to cate another day where things are great. When the world out there's too full of hate, just join your friends on mystery.

[00:25:24]>> It's giving me It's giving me vibes of like uh like Top Gun where they're playing volleyball.

[00:25:28]>> I'm not going to That's way better than the Orlando one. Like that's decent. I'm telling you.

[00:25:33]>> The Orlando one's that bad.

[00:25:34]>> 80s high school show.

[00:25:35]>> It's an intro for a show on TGIF.

[00:25:37]>> Basically, Professor Laskkey is about to give instructions to say by the bell the college years. I heard Save by the Bell in there, too. That was just Jeremy singing.

[00:25:45]>> Bob, that wasn't me singing. I wrote the words, but I'm going to make I'm going to make a better like Jeremy Tashe.

[00:25:51]>> I'm going to bring a better version next week that I take with one of our APM songs, make it so that that way it's going to be at least akin to that so that we can go, hey, creatives should do creative jobs. See, robots, >> but can you do it in 45 seconds? Yeah.

[00:26:05]>> No, but that's time for you.

[00:26:10]Robots don't say things like akin. Yeah.

[00:26:13]>> Which is brought to you by DraftKings.

[00:26:15]DraftKings, >> the crown is yours. Anyway, this weekend, Champions League final.

[00:26:19]>> Oh, I was going to say enter Miami to score teams to score. Leo Messi to win.

[00:26:23]Paris St. Germaine. Yeah. Wow. Good job.

[00:26:25]Okay. Paris St. >> Oh, good job, Jess. Paris St. German.

[00:26:29]Germaine.

[00:26:30]>> PSG.

[00:26:30]>> PSG versus Arsenal. Arsenal English champions. The first time in 22 years.

[00:26:36]PSG, they win the the French time. Yeah.

[00:26:39]They won the Champions League last year.

[00:26:40]It was the first Champions League in history. Arsenal, isn't it?

[00:26:43]>> Uh, no, that is League. Uh, >> Arsenal have never won the Champions League, but I think they win it this time around. PSG, last time they played an English team >> in a in a final, not so great. That was the one here in America, Club World Cup, lost three nothing to Chelsea. So, we're going to pick Arsenal on the money line.

[00:26:58]That's You betcha.

[00:27:00]>> All right, there you go.

[00:27:00]>> You betcha. All right, I had brought in >> Kirsten who uh was with us on the trip to Tallaladega. Hey, welcome Kristen.

[00:27:09]>> Kirstston, welcome Kirsten. Welcome, welcome, welcome. So, they asked me, >> I'll make a bar.

[00:27:13]>> They asked me, all right, so when you go to another city, what is your cuto off of the Google rating or whatever rating you use to find a restaurant and to book a restaurant while you're there? And I said, my rating was 4.5. Anything under 4.5 in a different in a different city, I can't trust because I don't know their metric, right? In in a 4.2 in Birmingham might be a 3.8 in Miami. I don't know.

[00:27:35]So, I need to go over and above to make sure that we're eating good. So, what did I find? It was a 4.8. Chef, please give me your review of >> Chef F.

[00:27:47]>> You can't What's Trista doing here?

[00:27:51]>> Moving on to M.

[00:27:55]>> All right, move on to the other mic.

[00:27:56]This is I can't understand.

[00:27:59]>> She can't break two seconds into the B.

[00:28:01]>> Zaz's inner monologue making an appearance.

[00:28:03]>> Ah, >> okay. We'll redo it. All right, here we go.

[00:28:06]>> All right, >> Kirstston, take it from the top.

[00:28:08]>> Your review of Chef Fon in Birmingham, Alabama.

[00:28:13]>> Chef Al put me on to Moa Fritz with some muscles and >> yes and fries.

[00:28:20]>> So good.

[00:28:21]>> I'm in this.

[00:28:21]>> Oh my god, I love this.

[00:28:23]>> Uh, so that was incredible. Birmingham, not a lot to work with, but Chef Along, >> thank you.

[00:28:29]>> Was absolutely incredible. I didn't have high hopes with Tony picking out the restaurant. I'm so sorry.

[00:28:35]>> It's insane. Insane work when you when you hear that my standard is so much higher than everybody else's.

[00:28:40]>> He says that he's not picky, but he's a little particular.

[00:28:42]>> Oh, for sure he's picky.

[00:28:44]>> No, I'm not picky. I'm not picky.

[00:28:45]>> He's particular.

[00:28:46]>> I'm particular.

[00:28:48]>> Um, so 10 out of 10 recommend Chef Along. Um, apparently some of our Miami like uh local eater influencers also follow this page. So, So, so then my my particularness was >> was good.

[00:29:05]>> So, like let's bring Kirsten and say how awesome I am at.

[00:29:10]>> Yeah. I'm curious why we why we did this segue. What was the >> Me too? Well, I thought >> Yeah. Tony literally bullshitting.

[00:29:19]>> Yes. To make Tony feel better about >> Who was like Tony, you're bullshitting about eating Wolf Fre in Birmingham. Who said that?

[00:29:25]>> No. No. He wanted to justify this four and a half.

[00:29:27]>> Hold on. Kirsten, go ahead. That's what he wanted to justify.

[00:29:28]>> What did you order though? Yeah. Oh, here we go.

[00:29:30]>> I got a burger.

[00:29:31]>> Yeah, >> but the burger was one of the best things on the restaurant.

[00:29:33]>> It was one of the best things on the menu. They're known for their burger.

[00:29:35]>> No, they are known for other things outside of their burger. You chose a burger, >> which we then ate a burger the next day and the day after that.

[00:29:44]>> Well, no, that's when we we went to Bucky six six times in 3 days and I got the big mother trucker when I shouldn't have. That's a different story.

[00:29:51]>> Love Bies. You know about that big. If >> you're just going to order a burger, you don't need to go to a 4.5. You're going to go to a 3.5 or go to a 2.5. What are you talking about?

[00:30:00]>> It's the experience for my entire team.

[00:30:03]Everybody >> has that.

[00:30:05]>> I'm also She was able to get Esargo. She got the muscles. Danny was able to get whatever Danny got.

[00:30:09]>> But do you see what I did? I ordered things that I wouldn't normally order at other places, right?

[00:30:14]>> And I tried all the >> because that's HOW YOU TRIED.

[00:30:16]>> LOUIS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?

[00:30:18]>> I've had dinner with Tony many, many times.

[00:30:22]>> It's a burger everywhere we go.

[00:30:24]Yeah.

[00:30:24]>> Where where have we gone that I've gotten a burger? Where >> you're a burger man?

[00:30:28]>> I am.

[00:30:28]>> There's nothing wrong with that. I get guys, I got a burger.

[00:30:31]>> There's nothing wrong with burgers.

[00:30:32]Burgers are great, by the way. It's Flanigan's burger.

[00:30:34]>> I get wings. I I switch it up.

[00:30:36]>> Why? Hey, man.

[00:30:37]>> I switch it up.

[00:30:38]>> I would I would agree with Louis that the God I could go for.

[00:30:40]>> I wouldn't say the burger is like the the thing to get at Flanigan. I've got it.

[00:30:43]>> You guys are on crack.

[00:30:44]>> No, it's a good burger. I'm not saying it's a bad burger, but >> Chicken Philly's is better than burgers.

[00:30:47]>> Chicken Philly is not better than the burger. Again, you're >> 100% not even in the same black and chicken.

[00:30:51]>> Oh my god. Christmas you guys are. But that's an appetizer, Roy. You get that before the >> Anyway, we're moving on.

[00:30:57]>> Make that meal, man.

[00:30:57]>> Kirsten, I'm glad you're here because we had a conversation earlier. Go back to the high pitch.

[00:31:02]>> Obsession. So is Zazzlo. Have you guys seen Obsession? Anybody else Obsession?

[00:31:06]>> I uh I saw, you know, bits and pieces of >> Jess. Did you see Obsession?

[00:31:10]>> No, but I didn't go on the main show this week and Zaz needs to update me on Euphoria. So, we'll do that after these two things are connected. Yes. So, anyway, Obsession. Now, you see the you see the trailer, you see all this, you think, oh, it's just a crazy ex-girlfriend story, crazy mate story where, you know, they get obsessed, but then there's like a little bit of like a mystical twist. That made the movie for me.

[00:31:29]>> Movie is awesome.

[00:31:29]>> Yeah, because I I listen, >> it's a movie. Okay. It's a movie.

[00:31:32]Awesome. It's it's a horror movie. And, you know, most horror movies, it's especially these days, it's just jump scareville. They, you know, stuff like that. But >> I don't necessarily agree with that. I don't necessarily agree with that.

[00:31:43]>> Well, well, first of all, let's let's let's all say that horror movies big moment recently. Like the last six months, horror movies have been fantastic.

[00:31:48]>> I mean, I think way more than that. Like my my weapons.

[00:31:52]>> Yeah. Me and my boys, we I go to the movies for two kinds of movies these days. We go either for superhero movies or horror movies. We love horror movies.

[00:32:03]And we went on Sunday morning, maybe.

[00:32:06]Yeah, they go Sunday morning. We went to the 10:00 a.m. showing to go see uh Obsession, me and my 14-year-old. We loved it. Yes, it's a horror movie, but there's like there's like a supernatural element to it and the the acting specifically from the the lead female character. She's amazing. She is >> I I don't even know who she is.

[00:32:27]>> Apparently, she used to be a Twitch streamer or some kind of streamer.

[00:32:30]>> Well, the the movie is made by a YouTuber. It's a YouTuber who made the movie. He's like a No, he does like skits or something on YouTube.

[00:32:39]>> And this is the first like actual film he's done. And the movie was made for I think $750,000.

[00:32:46]It had a bigger sec It had a big opening weekend. It's had an even bigger second weekend, which is very rare these days cuz that's word of mouth. And uh I mean, look, the 10 a.m. movie that I went to, the theater was packed.

[00:32:56]>> Um this movie is awesome. It's and and like it's not scary, but it's it's creepy and and uh there's one scene that's violent, but it's like it it it's there's a shock value in some of the things that happen in the movie. It's movie's wild. I would say there's more than one scene that's violated.

[00:33:12]>> I think it's crazy that you only said that there was one scene.

[00:33:15]>> Oh, I Well, I guess I'm I'm thinking of one in particular.

[00:33:20]>> Obsession.

[00:33:21]>> Obsession.

[00:33:22]>> It's It's really great. It use It uses a lot of like framing, musical buildup, like um those kind of things that make you give it that creepy feeling without the ah thing came around a corner. You know what I mean? It has a lot of jump scares, but they're usually due to scene change and music like or loud sounds.

[00:33:40]Oh, no. No. Okay. Wow. Flashbacks. But I have not considered going to see a movie twice in a theater in a long time.

[00:33:47]>> And I'm considering going to see this one again.

[00:33:48]>> We loved it. Me and my boy loved it.

[00:33:50]>> So, so good. Like that. The It's getting close to hundred million off less than a million dollar budget. Be the first movie that's ever done that. And I could completely see why.

[00:33:58]>> Yeah. It's the studio is Blumbhouse. We like the Blumbhouse horror films. We like the 824 horror films. Uh the horror genre is fantastic these days. There there's there's a lot of good stuff out there. A lot of good stuff coming out, too. They like to have >> You guys seen Widow's Bay on Apple?

[00:34:13]Speaking of horror, it's kind of like a super ju. How good is it?

[00:34:18]>> It is fantastic from Jump Ball. I love it.

[00:34:22]>> I would say more than a 4.5 out of five for sure.

[00:34:26]>> Would go then I'd be interested.

[00:34:27]>> Yeah, >> you would be.

[00:34:28]>> Yeah. Go see Obsession. It's good stuff.

[00:34:32]>> I'm not big into horror movies.

[00:34:33]>> Then don't see it. It's a horror movie.

[00:34:36]>> That's why I said it. That's why I said it. Can I just What about Euphoria?

[00:34:41]>> Oh, Euphor.

[00:34:42]>> Good job, >> Jess. Have you seen Euphoria this week?

[00:34:45]>> No, but I want you to tell me.

[00:34:47]>> I haven't either. I haven't seen either.

[00:34:48]Some scary clips. I >> I I've seen it. It's uh probably uh the best episode of the recent season. Also, >> it's cooked though, right?

[00:34:56]>> Uh no, the show is just deviated so far from where what it was that it's completely different now. No, I wouldn't say it's cooked. I thought I thought I would know. I never seen it.

[00:35:03]>> Yeah. I I thought it was going to be cooked because it's so different. It's just it's just a different show now, but it has familiar characters and it's actually been last episode, but this one completely rep.

[00:35:15]>> So this this week, Tony, this was the penultimate episode. All right. Do you know what the penultimate episode means?

[00:35:19]>> Second to last.

[00:35:20]>> That's right.

[00:35:21]>> Why Chris?

[00:35:22]>> It's just people always do it like second to like I just hate it.

[00:35:25]>> That's usually the big episode of the season, the penultimate episode. JUST CALL IT THE SECOND TO LAST.

[00:35:30]>> You just hate it cuz it's like a big word. It's just people make a show of like it's the penultimate. It's like just say second to last. and and it seems like this could be the series finale because as of right now they have not any kind of renewal. All right. So, yes.

[00:35:44]>> Well, if they kill everyone off, then they can't have it.

[00:35:46]>> Well, let me tell you something. All right. I'm not going to try and give away too many spoilers here. All right.

[00:35:50]Cuz And how can I actually cuz I've never even seen the show. But this week, things really came to a head with Nate.

[00:35:57]All right. We know Nate owns Nas. He's a lone shark. He owes him a million dollars. And he's already had his pinky toe cut off. He's already had his ring finger cut off. He's gotten the [ __ ] beat out of him and he still isn't paying. And the money is supposed to come from Cassie cuz she has a growing Only Fans account. But not only did she did she cancel the Only Fans account, but she hasn't sent Nas any money.

[00:36:22]So, uh, he took Nate and he he put him in a very precarious predicament that, um, again, no spoilers. That did not end well for Nate. You so you did hear a little bit about the episode. Yeah, you did hear a little bit about it. Then >> I know enough. I know enough.

[00:36:40]>> Well, by the time this comes out, >> would spoilers be okay?

[00:36:44]>> We'll just give a spoiler warning.

[00:36:46]>> Nate is dead.

[00:36:48]>> What?

[00:36:50]>> Nate is dead. That's right. One of the stars of the show. They killed him off.

[00:36:54]Jacob Alli. Yes. Nate Jacobs is dead.

[00:36:56]How did he die though?

[00:36:57]>> They buried him alive. All right. The lone shark buried him alive. And there was a little tube that stays there so that he could breathe while he's still buried alive, you know. And in the tube, a rattlesnake went through the tube and he's just in the coffin with a rattlesnake.

[00:37:14]>> And uh you could imagine how it it went.

[00:37:17]Not >> talk about talk about horror movies watching him inside that coffin.

[00:37:21]>> Terrible.

[00:37:22]>> I had so much anxiety.

[00:37:23]>> Well, have you ever seen the movie Buried with Ryan Reynolds?

[00:37:25]>> Yes. And I hated that too. But but >> the whole movie is him in in a coffin.

[00:37:30]a lot in in the show. He has his hands tied and on his chest like this and his feet and he's struggling to get out and I was like almost choking cuz I was like this it's what a terrible way to go. And then once the rattlesnake goes down there I I go he's dead. So eventually gets bit by the rattlesnake and I thought to myself >> if they open that casket >> and he's still clinging to life [ __ ] the show that cuz he gets bit right on the lip.

[00:37:52]>> Well yeah so so Maddie has engaged the help of Alamo.

[00:37:55]>> Beautiful lip. You know, Alamo's the big drug runner who Ru is working for.

[00:38:00]Although Ru is working as an informant, she's in big trouble.

[00:38:04]>> Not a drug runner.

[00:38:04]>> But anyway, I I've never seen the show.

[00:38:06]What do you expect of me?

[00:38:07]>> I'm trying to educate you.

[00:38:08]>> And so Maddie enlisted Alamo's help and uh he killed Nas. And uh the other henchmen show them where the body's buried. They're open. They're opening it up. They find the casket. Maddie and especially Cassie are hoping that Nate's still going to be alive. They open the casket. He's not alive. He's all swollen and [ __ ] because he got bit up and poisoned obviously by the rattlesnake.

[00:38:29]And uh >> Rose just texted us. Very beautiful lip.

[00:38:32]>> There you go.

[00:38:34]>> That's a basic way to die though, right?

[00:38:38]>> Buried alive and then getting bit by a rattlesnake by like someone you owe money to. That's kind of basic.

[00:38:44]>> Yeah, super basic.

[00:38:46]>> Why did they turn season 3 into a Quinton Tarantino film?

[00:38:49]>> I don't know.

[00:38:49]>> That's my question.

[00:38:50]>> What were you going to say?

[00:38:51]I was wondering when he got buried alive, why didn't he do the kill Bill method and just like he was not trained by Pime and he also had his hands were bound by uh by what is it that zip tie >> so he didn't he didn't have it. Yeah, but I there's no way the show gets renewed. I think honestly the the cast has outgrown the show >> between Jacob like Jacob Allerty is like >> was way too famous for even this season.

[00:39:16]>> Yeah, they all are. Zenaia Zaya has no business being on Yeah. So >> obviously the the the father who passed away like he's obviously not on the show anymore you know passed away in real life Eric Dayne right his name is >> is Coleman Domingo still on the show >> he's too big for the show yeah he's too big for the show that's saying almost every character is too big for the show except for like >> even Alamo Brown I don't know the actor's name but he's >> they just got a ton of money to do this one season they were like all right we'll just take a ton of money whatever figure it out it's a great show I never seen it though >> yeah I could tell >> I still haven't seen either, but I know everything about it now.

[00:39:52]>> Thank you, Zaz. I appreciate that update. So, finale this week. Next week, you can tell me what happens in the finale.

[00:39:57]>> I don't know. We'll see.

[00:39:58]>> I don't watch the show.

[00:40:00]>> I I have a question for everybody.

[00:40:02]>> Okay.

[00:40:02]>> Since we're talking about schedules and shows and stuff, are you guys uh calendar people?

[00:40:07]>> Like what? Like us? For sure.

[00:40:09]>> I'm aware of them.

[00:40:09]>> Like on my fridge, like having a calendar?

[00:40:11]>> No. No. Like we have a calendar here like that, you know, has business dealings going on when we have meetings.

[00:40:17]a Google calendar.

[00:40:18]>> Yes, correct. But I have recently tried to become a calendar person because I'm realizing that man, I forget a lot of stuff and then all of a sudden I'll be sitting around at my house at like 3:00 on a Saturday and it's like, "Oh [ __ ] I got dinner in like an hour and then people are texting me, hey, where you at?" And then of course I'm running behind. So I'm trying to be a calendar person and then I realize not a lot going on in my life.

[00:40:38]>> Yeah. Right.

[00:40:39]>> Why am I just forgetting all these things?

[00:40:40]>> Really?

[00:40:41]>> I'm actually with you. This is one of the biggest tension points in my marriage is my wife wants to be a calendar family >> and it's just like it's just [ __ ] comes up >> and it's not like you know she's always like oh it's not on the count it's like I don't I got enough calendars in my life I'm not putting >> Chris here's the thing >> I'm not putting dinner with my aunt next Wednesday ON A CALENDAR >> BONNIE >> THAT SHOULD FOR THAT SHOULD absolutely be on the calendar. What are you talking about? I know, but your aunt I don't remember. Like I don't have my like my train of thought is not up. I have a plan. Let me go to Google and say on Wednesday at 6 p.m. I need to go to >> How are you a functioning adult? If your wife tells you you have to be a calendar family, I'm sorry. You have no choice.

[00:41:15]You have to become a calendar.

[00:41:16]>> You know what I ask my wife every day?

[00:41:18]What do we got planned today? I like that.

[00:41:20]>> And then it's like now.

[00:41:20]>> Oh my god. She's not your assistant.

[00:41:22]>> Look at the calendar. That's what she >> This is ridiculous.

[00:41:24]>> Come on, Jess. It's two things that everybody know about Chris Cody, man. He don't like calendars nor the word penultimate.

[00:41:32]>> Yeah.

[00:41:33]>> Or a kin.

[00:41:34]>> Wow.

[00:41:35]>> Um Jenny Jenny is very much a calendar girl and she does the same thing that they do to me here, which is check us on.

[00:41:41]>> I don't think you should call her that.

[00:41:43]>> She's calendar girl.

[00:41:44]>> She's my calendar girl. I can say that.

[00:41:46]>> I can absolutely say that.

[00:41:48]>> She's my calendar girl. Anyways, um >> so is this a not to do the not to do the thing where we just generalize, but is this a woman like do women love calendars?

[00:41:56]>> I don't know. But she'll ask her like, "Hey, do we have something here?" And she's like, "Yeah, check the calendar."

[00:42:00]I'm like, "Baby, you know, you know what it is? Tell me the time. Fist me.

[00:42:03]>> Is it 7:00?" Yo, check the calendar. Oh, it's 7:30. Of course, >> I literally just turned to Kirsten and I went, "Do I step in this one?"

[00:42:11]>> I mean, my dad is also a huge I I might just be genetic. My dad is a big calendar guy. Like, writes out a calendar for every day.

[00:42:19]>> My dad is a handwritten note guy. Yeah, >> like he'll his whole list of everything that he needs to do for the day and he'll handr write it when he gets to the office.

[00:42:27]>> It's crazy. I I can't do that. But I do plan out I plan out my entire morning before I come here like a minute.

[00:42:33]>> Right now I want everyone who does calendars.

[00:42:35]>> Oh, you might just have OCD.

[00:42:36]>> Jeff, pull your calendar out. I want everyone to pull your calendar out.

[00:42:39]>> I run late >> and I want you to look two weeks from now.

[00:42:42]>> Two weeks from now.

[00:42:43]>> Give me the most mundane thing that should not be on a calendar.

[00:42:46]>> Come on. Someone's got to have some good stuff like two weeks. I have to go to my >> I have a dentist appointment on the 9th.

[00:42:52]>> All right, dentist. I I'll let that slide. Okay.

[00:42:54]>> Well, I have like work stuff in here.

[00:42:56]>> Yeah. No work stuff's allowed.

[00:42:57]>> Well, I got stuff that I got to delete.

[00:42:58]I got like a girl's birthday that I dated on Tinder like 10 years ago.

[00:43:02]>> Dude, you got to update that. This is just a >> I'm going to the Mets game.

[00:43:06]>> See, that's not calendar worthy.

[00:43:07]>> I have cleaning girls coming to the house.

[00:43:08]>> What?

[00:43:09]>> But that's a repeatable one every week.

[00:43:11]>> Yeah.

[00:43:11]>> Yeah. In a couple weeks.

[00:43:13]>> I've got my home girl in London.

[00:43:18]I have that's on my calendar, too.

[00:43:20]>> Yeah.

[00:43:22]>> Uh, but Jess, no. Get that Mets game out of here. That's That's not count calendar worthy.

[00:43:25]>> No, it is.

[00:43:26]>> How is that not calendar?

[00:43:29]>> A get together at a friend's house.

[00:43:30]>> Calendars aren't not calendar, >> but they're not work exclusive. It's >> activities.

[00:43:34]>> I have a friend calendar with my girlfriend. We put when we're >> and I have a calendar, a shared calendar with Leman where we put all of our shared like >> travel schedules, >> got to do this, got to get the dogs that are here, that kind of stuff. I don't know how you function with that.

[00:43:53]>> But do you have like a view of all the calendars at the same time?

[00:43:56]>> I can, but I usually toggle them on and off.

[00:43:58]>> Yeah, but like how do you know not to overchedule something? That's a problem cuz you could have something with Leman, but now the friends want to do something. You know, all of a sudden know you're double booked.

[00:44:05]>> I'm not that busy. Mike Fuentes.

[00:44:06]>> Okay. But you guys literally just laughed at me three minutes ago when I said I don't have a lot going on.

[00:44:10]>> Well, because you don't.

[00:44:11]>> We all have a normal amount of >> Look, I got Jackie the clean lady coming on the fourth.

[00:44:14]>> I think there's a I think there's a vast gulf in between nothing going on and I'm double booking constantly with friends and you're the one that said you had nothing going on. We weren't the one that's like you're a loser. You have nothing going on. You were the one that's like I don't have anything to Why don't you guys be like, "Hey, Mike. You know what? You got you're all right."

[00:44:30]You know?

[00:44:30]>> Hey, >> you are.

[00:44:31]>> Hey Mike, guess what? If you come and visit New York, I'm putting that in my [ __ ] calendar. Mike in town. Same with Chris Cody. Chris, you coming to New York? You're coming. Put that in my calendar. That would be the most deletable thing in your calendar.

[00:44:41]>> Avoid this loser. Yeah, I'll be out of town when Mike's coming to town.

[00:44:45]>> Go out of town this weekend.

[00:44:48]>> July 16th through the 20th.

[00:44:50]>> Going to put it on my calendar literally right now. I'm putting that in my shared calendar with Leman.

[00:44:54]>> What if I'm going to New York?

[00:44:55]>> What are you going to do then? Chris Cody's a New York guy.

[00:44:57]>> I'm going to have a New York weekend.

[00:44:58]>> New York weekend.

[00:44:59]>> I actually love I've fallen in love.

[00:45:01]I've fallen in love with New York City, I have to say.

[00:45:03]>> Yeah. But are you going to work at the office?

[00:45:05]>> It's a Thursday to >> Don't worry about it. It's a long weekend.

[00:45:07]>> We've got the Thursday there. How do you already know what day is like 16th of July?

[00:45:12]>> You just told me.

[00:45:13]>> I do love walking out.

[00:45:14]>> We just put it in my calendar.

[00:45:16]>> Walking out of the hotel in New York and seeing like all the skyscrapers. It's so different from what we have here. It's It's great.

[00:45:20]>> To be fair though, the rooms in New York are very small.

[00:45:23]>> Might catch a play.

[00:45:24]>> Yeah, but so are the apartments. That's just what you deal with.

[00:45:26]>> I'm also going to be there maybe for eight hours while I'm sleeping. That's it. I'm not doing >> You do get used to it. It's like I don't even remember living in a bigger apartment cuz now it's like my whole world's right here and my dog's here and I'm happy.

[00:45:36]>> One of my TikTok like things I always see is like, oh hey, I'm in New York.

[00:45:40]This costs six grand a month and it's like the smallest apartment.

[00:45:44]>> Okay, thoseart I I also should say I do have a my I see those videos, Chris, and I'm like I couldn't do that. Like some of them it's like the sink is next to like the fridge and the toilet is like in the middle of the family room and it's like this is $4,500.

[00:45:59]Best neighborhood if they're if they're that like small and that expensive.

[00:46:03]They're in like the best location.

[00:46:05]>> Sure. Yeah, but you live like you're in jail.

[00:46:07]>> Yeah, but >> No, you just aren't home. Like sit around.

[00:46:11]>> It's like a jail that you can leave. My bed is located right next to my toilet.

[00:46:15]That's a problem for me.

[00:46:16]>> I like the idea of the toilet being in the middle of the living room.

[00:46:18]>> Two birds.

[00:46:19]>> I mean, that's take a [ __ ] Hold on, dude. Two birds.

[00:46:21]>> There's like a shower in the kitchen.

[00:46:22]I've never >> shower in the kitchen. Oh my god. Cosmo Kramer kind in the shower. That's called the >> I've never lived in something that that crazy, but um I you you just I I don't want to sit home all day living in New York. Why would I sit home all day?

[00:46:36]There's a million things.

[00:46:36]>> I want to go outside and skip.

[00:46:38]>> Okay.

[00:46:39]>> Okay.

[00:46:40]>> Why don't you move?

[00:46:41]>> You better send us a video of you skipping through the streets of New York for mystery.

[00:46:45]>> Put it in your calendar. Remind me.

[00:46:47]>> I will. I will.

[00:46:48]>> I'm going to.

[00:46:49]>> You guys want to do some unpopular opinions?

[00:46:51]>> Yeah. You're Okay. So, everybody that knows Crate knows that Mike gives his >> opinions and we make fun of them.

[00:46:58]>> Yeah. Go ahead.

[00:46:59]>> Is July >> cucumber does not belong in sushi.

[00:47:03]>> I agree with this.

[00:47:04]>> It's a good take.

[00:47:05]>> I like this. I mean, >> finally one of Mike's better takes.

[00:47:07]>> It's trying to give you the crunch.

[00:47:09]>> That's what it's giving you. Like, that's what it's if it if it was saying, "Why am I here for crunch?"

[00:47:14]>> Just it's just water like >> Yeah, I'm with you though. I always sometimes I had a day where I'd poke that little thing out. You guys ever like get sushi and then like you realize I don't want this little thing.

[00:47:23]>> I don't get sushi.

[00:47:24]>> Take the little poker.

[00:47:25]>> Well, the you mean the chopstick?

[00:47:27]>> Chopstick.

[00:47:27]>> But when you're when you're when you're evacuate >> you're not I'm not using as a chopstick when I'm getting that little cucumber.

[00:47:33]Look at me. Jeremy getting the cucumber out.

[00:47:35]>> He's using like a pipe cleaner.

[00:47:36]>> Yeah. No, you're right. Poking.

[00:47:39]>> Okay.

[00:47:39]>> It's a cucumber out.

[00:47:41]>> So you're using your pee pee.

[00:47:43]>> Like what are you doing, >> Louis?

[00:47:45]>> What is your No. Classic classic Louis.

[00:47:48]All right. Anyway, next one. People People who feel hot should decide the temperature of a room. People who feel cold should just wear a sweater.

[00:47:56]>> Well, if it's not their house.

[00:47:57]>> Oh, that's a good point.

[00:47:58]>> 100%. 100%.

[00:47:59]>> It depends if it's we're talking about unreasonable or not.

[00:48:01]>> No, listen. Rose has no body temperature regulation and she's always complaining.

[00:48:05]>> Rose has a space heater underneath, but it's also freezing in that office every single day. Sometimes unreasonable.

[00:48:12]>> Welcome to TV life, baby. Rose. We got a leather coat in football season.

[00:48:17]>> Got a leather coat on now.

[00:48:20]Rose like monopolizes. She like monopolizes all the jackets and the she's got 12 blankets and the space heater.

[00:48:27]>> I love being a little chilled and putting a blanket on. Yeah, >> cuz that's how you get truly cozy.

[00:48:32]>> I'm a hoodie guy. I will put a hoodie on any chance I get. So when I come here, I'm like cool with it. I throw the hoodie on. I'm like I love it.

[00:48:39]>> But it's cold. It's too cold for just a hoodie in that office. That's the problem.

[00:48:43]>> If it was just hoodie weather, then like fine. I would say there were days where my nose would be >> I have a sweater. I have an office sweater.

[00:48:48]>> He has an office sweater. He leaves it here. It's on one of the chairs back there.

[00:48:51]>> I have two office sweaters.

[00:48:52]>> Yeah, >> that's a little too much.

[00:48:53]>> What' you What' you just do there? You tried to out me as a sweater office guy.

[00:48:57]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:48:58]>> You were trying to shame me there. You saw that? You saw that? He's like Chris Chris has an office sweater.

[00:49:02]>> I was letting people go anywhere.

[00:49:04]>> I was letting people think that's normal. People think that's normal.

[00:49:07]>> You and Fent is the only guys that have office sweaters.

[00:49:10]>> Yeah, dude. It's cold in here, you know.

[00:49:12]>> We just said Rose has like 17 blankets here.

[00:49:14]>> She wears she wears a leather jacket.

[00:49:15]Come on.

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[00:49:22]>> It's Montreal at Carolina.

[00:49:24]>> Yes.

[00:49:25]>> Go Montreal Canadians.

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