What is it like to have a genius son?#series #edit #shorts

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]I don't understand why it didn't launch.

[00:00:02]>> How hard could it be?

[00:00:04]>> Can I help you?

[00:00:05]>> Sorry to bother you, ma'am. FBI, we're looking for a Sheldon Lee Cooper.

[00:00:10]>> What? You fellas must have made a mistake. Sheldon's nice.

[00:00:14]>> Someone living at this address recently called a mining operation in Canada and tried to buy uranium.

[00:00:18]>> Okay, maybe it's not a mistake.

[00:00:20]>> Let's just go talk to him.

[00:00:21]>> He's just a little itty bitty thing.

[00:00:23]>> He's harmless.

[00:00:28]He's in the garage.

[00:00:30]>> God either exists or he doesn't. So, let's be cynical. Worst case scenario, there's a 50/50 chance.

[00:00:36]>> That's wrong.

[00:00:37]>> Shelly, put your hand down. Sorry.

[00:00:40]Please continue.

[00:00:41]>> It's okay, Mary. It's Sheldon, right?

[00:00:43]>> Yes, sir.

[00:00:44]>> Well, Sheldon, why don't you come on up here and tell me how I'm wrong.

[00:00:47]>> No.

[00:00:48]>> Okay.

[00:00:49]>> You've confused possibilities with probabilities. According to your analogy, when I go home, I might find a million dollars on my bed or I might not. What universe is that 50/50?

[00:00:59]>> So, what do you think the odds are that God exists?

[00:01:03]>> I think they're zero. I believe in science.

[00:01:06]>> So, you don't think science and religion can go hand in hand?

[00:01:09]>> Science is facts. Religion is faith.

[00:01:12]>> In Matthew 9:4, Jesus said, "Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts?

[00:01:19]>> Do you have evil thoughts? Do you have ego thoughts? I'm having one right now.

[00:01:24]Really? What is it? When we get home, I'm going to kick your balls. They haven't descended yet.

[00:01:29]>> Mom, >> what?

[00:01:30]>> When should I be expecting my testicles?

[00:01:34]>> What is wrong with him?

[00:01:35]>> Nothing is wrong with him. Now turn around before I knock your lights out.

[00:01:40]>> Yes, Shelton.

[00:01:41]>> Per the student dress in dreaming code.

[00:01:43]This boy's hair is too long. This boy is wearing sports attire outside of a designated area. And this girl's blouse is diaphous, which means I can see her brace. Also, in violation of the grooming code on page 48, article 5, subsection B, you have a bit of a mustache.

[00:02:02]Hands up.