☠️ Don't Bring Family into CRYPTO

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]Doom time, baby dolls.

[00:00:04]US-Iran negotiations, oil, stablecoin supercycle, President Trump being the Antichrist. What's going on? A lot of things are processed.

[00:00:15]Crypto trying to sustain a green monthly candle.

[00:00:19]We have the entire year to go through.

[00:00:22]Remember, it's a midterm election year.

[00:00:23]We're ready for anything. Mosky, my first buy on PulseChain. What's next?

[00:00:29]Mr. Mosky, he says, "I'm just a tech guy." Welcome, Mr. Mosky. That's actually really cool.

[00:00:34]You will be getting a like. My first buy Wow, this guy's a freaking baller. $99 doonies. Might have been $100 doonies and then $1 for the slippage or something or the the transaction fee.

[00:00:45]That's really cool. Remember, friends, you can join us spoony woulders every week. We got $10 doonies, but we got some heavy hitters coming out here, Mr. Mosky. Well done. Everybody continues to DCA. Buy prices are cheap. It's still a buyer's market. Some people are crying because they want to be a seller's market by now.

[00:01:02]And you can't change that.

[00:01:04]It's still a buyer's market.

[00:01:06]It's funny. Look at today's news, friends. Crypto fans debate recommending Bitcoin and Cardano to family.

[00:01:11]>> [laughter] >> Listen, man.

[00:01:14]The last time I recommended crypto to family was 2021. All right?

[00:01:19]I ain't ever doing it ever again. I am still paying for my sins.

[00:01:25]It's been 5 and 1/2 years.

[00:01:28]You know, I'm sure you all feel the exact same way. Crypto, never heard of it. Bitcoin, isn't that a Ponzi scheme? It's got no value.

[00:01:37]Stocks and houses, they never go down.

[00:01:40]Yes, just just join in. I don't care, friends. Gold, it's going to $20,000 an ounce, whatever. I'm never recommending any of it. I don't I don't I don't give a crap. Okay? I don't I don't give one damn. The pain and humiliation and misery we've gone through for 5 plus years whilst they've done all these other junk and we had to watch Pokémon cards mug us to oblivion Never again, you know? But that's what I say. What am I doing? My actions, I'm buying every single week.

[00:02:08]All right?

[00:02:10]Mote, I'm sorry, but this is a thing of beauty. Poodai $1 doonie. This is a nice chart. I like that. I like how we keep bull flagging up here. We have Crypto Bella on that as well and we have Thyson. Let's get it back to the threes.

[00:02:22]I agree, sir. Remember, friends, we have the Poodai ranking ladder. We have already flipped Venezuela, Zimbabwe. We flipped Sudan. So, we've already flipped them, friends. These are the Poodai the ranking ladder. And we got many more juicy things coming. And just while I'm while we're here, just the Poodai global flippening ladder. I think friends I think someone I think one of you baby dolls I think they're actually making a full website for it to put it there because they just Isn't it crazy? I made this in AI.

[00:02:48]I've We already inspiring people out there. I really encourage men. If you can pay or you get this just get a website hosted because I am arguing with ChatGPT even though I tell "Hey, I'm an Ashkenazi Jew and I go to the synagogue every week. Stop giving me the errors.

[00:03:03]That's for the [ __ ] okay? The [ __ ] can get your stupid hallucinations, ChatGPT." So, it has been helping it, but it changes the font. It gets really weird. So, I have to save the specific the the ones that work, but if you can just get this loaded on a website, man, that'd be so cool. So, you can just go in and it's nice, simple and we can see how far away the X's are. Make it very clean as well. I'll be giving some recommendations as well. I think the baby doll who did it like don't don't do decimals and stuff. For example, on on the X's to flip, make sure the Poodai the the row is like highlighted. Just cute things like this.

[00:03:37]But yeah, friends, we got to flip Hungary. Hungary's at 2.8. We're about We're about right now 2.2. Hungary's at about the 2.8. Right? So, and then after that we got to get We're coming for you, Pakistan. And then eventually we got the yen, man. We got to get the yen, friends. They're in the sixes. If we hit 1 cent though, then we have We flipped Kenya and then we're right onto Russia.

[00:03:55]So, Vladimir Pooputs, we're coming for you.

[00:03:58]>> [laughter] >> We're we're coming for you, friends. The Thailand lady boys are at 2.8 cents.

[00:04:02]Wow. Okay. So, we we got to we got to wild to climb, you know? That Of course, the the big daddy is the $1 doonie.

[00:04:09]That's the US dollar. That's like that's a final final final boss. Is that possible? We don't know, but I'm going to be here for the journey. Let's see.

[00:04:17]Me after trusting Donald Trump and going all long over the weekend.

[00:04:22]>> [music] >> I'm sorry, Mr. Whitaker. I couldn't hear you. Oh, man, that's funny. So, I think everyone needs some friendship in the form of ambient music. Because most people are actually still short, friends. It's kind of funny. People joke like, "Oh, I trusted Trump to go long."

[00:04:38]He's in the crypto industry, friends.

[00:04:40]The let the the funding rates, okay? The funding rates are starting to increase, which means people are smashing the shorts aggressively, which is good. Retail is going to get mugged.

[00:04:52]This is friends this is really dodgy, friends. Astronaut Christina Koch is now supposedly rehabilitating after being in space. Yet, she appeared to be walking fine at press events after returning.

[00:05:05]They are laughing in your face.

[00:05:08]>> [music] >> Yeah, friends I'm look friends I I get it. I get it, man. I get it. Some people are just globies, you know? Yeah, but look, man, they they lied to me and you about everything.

[00:05:19]Everything.

[00:05:21]How do you really know they're telling us the truth about what space is? You can't guarantee [ __ ] bro. You're the same person who said go give your kids hormone blockers.

[00:05:30]All right? You're the same person advocating for Jack Dorsey to block everybody cuz you're not allowed to even say the word COVID.

[00:05:36]Do you remember, friends? Weapons of mass destruction, lies. Jenga tower falling by itself, lies. Lie lie lie lie Everything's a freaking lie, bro. The lies you hear about the diet, the food system, right? They're giving you golden showers with the chemtrails. You know, they're all they're all lies. So, that's why I'm just thinking like, dude, if by reverse engineering this week you lie about literally everything, why would you be telling us the truth about what actually space is?

[00:06:00]It's funny, friends. So, everyone's making a mockery out of it, but they should be, right? This is interesting.

[00:06:04]It's just there's a lot of dodgy stuff going on here. All right? The There's really weird NASA men. NASA's like evil satanic stuff as well, but NASA they It's so weird. They bring a female astronaut and she's got like the You know, she's like like a cool hipster. And then there's like the token black guy who's sitting on the on the stage. It's literally like some sort of DEI astronaut thing. What What the hell, bro?

[00:06:28]What's going on?

[00:06:32]Whatever's going on, it's not what they're telling us.

[00:06:35]Stop and look at the chart. This is the dot-com overlaid on the S&P.

[00:06:40]See if Once it friends Once again, everyone bearish. There you go. This guy is overlaying the dot-com saying, "Oh, we're going to roll and crash all the way down."

[00:06:52]Oh, yeah. Look at this, friends. He goes, "I'm sorry to disappoint you."

[00:06:59]It's very interesting, isn't it? Just how everyone remains bearish. I wonder if they're going to flip it.

[00:07:05]LMAO. Thank you, Elon.

[00:07:13]Wow. So, I wonder what happened here.

[00:07:15]Said Elon did something. This guy must have been in a coin and bought it and it went to like maybe 60 million market cap.

[00:07:22]He was saying, "I'm rich. I'm rich. I'm rich." So, that's pump fun stuff, friends. It's literally like no different to the casino stuff. Travis, sounds like a peak bull run VC.

[00:07:30]We're going to be so rich. Wow, look at this. Pump and dump straight down. All the way down. There you go. We're going to be so rich. That's really cool.

[00:07:39]Oh, look at this. He had 98 Ethereum in at 70 million market cap.

[00:07:45]What's your point, dumbass?

[00:07:47]Clip is ETH. Sol eco deserves to stay at zero. So, well, ETH coins are in now. Sol had to proven to be bad many times. So, it's people circulating circulating the drain. But the pump fun stuff as you get to see, friends. Remember, I showed you Rave Rave [clears throat] literally goes a 100X because the founders so sent 80% of the supply to Binance.

[00:08:11]my chance to get rich. I'm going to short because they're token dumping." And then the founders started buying it and then they sent the tokens outside the exchange and they never dumped.

[00:08:25]>> [laughter] >> And then they did a 100X rally and they literally liquidated everybody. So, I mean, you got to think about it, friends. If If If the founder's dumping on you, right? If that's stealing, then what's the founder buying?

[00:08:39]What's the founder buying? Because it was at 25 cents. Okay? If you believed in the project, it went from 25 cents to 25 dollars in like two weeks, yeah.

[00:08:48]100X.

[00:08:49]But and now it's getting out here. So, if yeah I get forced out. Why did it Why Why did it go forced up higher, by the way? Why did it go up there? Because they were short. Right? They were borrowing on money they didn't have, so they had to buy the money they didn't have, which just pushed it higher.

[00:09:04]This is stuff that's happening as well.

[00:09:07]20 minutes before. Yes, asteroid listing on Aster mugs any poopy exchange on Sol.

[00:09:14]That Elon candle hit differently.

[00:09:16]Personally, I woke up. I caught up on everything. I felt bearish. Decided to derisk. I rebought. See, friends, whenever you whenever you hear people talk, it's always it's always someone who's never going to make it and who hasn't made it. Oh, I derisked. I derisked. I mean, it's friends it's funny the words you tell yourself like I cheated.

[00:09:35]>> [laughter] >> That's just the type of language that that they use. It's It's friends I've been hearing that for like 5 or 6 years.

[00:09:41]And the people who were saying it back then, they're gone now. Okay? It's It's a new round of people who Once again, they're trading all the time. They're going to keep losing.

[00:09:49]For long-term resilience, increasing the role of native assets and native decentralized stablecoins in PulseChain's DeFi ecosystem could reduce reliance on external risks. This is Liberty Swap. I guess once again throwing the hint about a natively decentralized stablecoin. Could be talking about P 9, we don't know cuz it's not a stablecoin, might be ping pong coin. All right, we'll see. I've got some other stuff as well friends.

[00:10:11]This is the Rave DAO guys.

[00:10:14]This is who's behind behind Rave DAO.

[00:10:18]Felix NYU Stern. So friends, they're doing the doxing. Yimu Ronald.

[00:10:26]Okay, you know Ronald looks like the most hardcore Asian guy. Yeah, cuz but don't you love when you find like you ever had Asian friends I friends I've had lots of Asian friends in my lifetime playing Counter-Strike and Dota. And like you know when I love when they just pick the most innocent cutest white boy name, you know, like Donald.

[00:10:43]Like I I I I knew a guy Donald but he literally but you look like you look like a Lee Wing.

[00:10:50]Okay, you don't look like a Donald but I'll say cute we call him Donald.

[00:10:54]Always called him Donald, man.

[00:10:55]>> [laughter] >> But but I don't know friends, when you choose your white name, tell me when you choose your white name. I think he went back to China. But when you choose it, do you do you is it just while you're here? Is it because like I'm a gwailo?

[00:11:05]Like gwailo friends that >> [laughter] >> I've been hanging around Matt too much friends. Gwailo means um that's their word for white people. They call them white devils.

[00:11:14]>> [laughter] >> That's sometimes sometimes I accidentally let that slip too much when we're buying like my friends are buying cigarettes and stuff from the Asian stores and like flip out, you know what I mean? That I that I can understand.

[00:11:25]>> [laughter] >> They probably get yeah, it's it's too many stories.

[00:11:30]That's why friends that's why Asians at the store if you drop some Asian Asian words, they know not to like [ __ ] talk you behind your back.

[00:11:37]It's safe here, man. So yeah, Ronald here >> [laughter] >> Ronald um part of Rave DAO.

[00:11:44]Sorry for the crash out. Our industry is killing itself.

[00:11:47]Habib firstly, okay?

[00:11:51]Do you understand Bitcoin's biggest use case was buying drugs on the internet, okay?

[00:11:57]>> [laughter] >> Number one, number two.

[00:11:59]Um do you understand like crypto is literally the red pill island?

[00:12:06]All right, you got to understand those things, okay? And also beyond all them, who lost on this Rave DAO stuff? People getting short.

[00:12:17]They're playing a PvP game.

[00:12:19]They're getting short against the token and they got mugged, okay?

[00:12:23]>> [laughter] >> So I'm just like you stepped into a ring, bro. You know what I mean? Friends, it's kind of like saying society's breaking down, there's too much violence. But the person saying that, you went to a boxing tournament for the day, you know? You went to you went to a bare knuckle boxing underground tournament, okay? And then you got your eye grazed, skin's missing and you just shredded and you're saying, you know what? People are way too violent. Dude, you just you stepped in the ring, man. You stepped in the ring. This is what happens, it's PvP in there. You know this.

[00:12:55]We've already seen 50 hacks and exploits in 2026. 1.6 billion stolen.

[00:13:02]Only April. Here's what's happening. So Kelp DAO got done and then you have more of the bridges and stuff.

[00:13:10]Not your keys, not your coins. Be careful with this stuff friends. Revoke everything. There's just thousands of things that can go wrong in crypto but it's just sad cuz you know, could we get the prices going up, please?

[00:13:19]I'd like that. Like, subscribe, bell button all. Catch you soon.