Indigenous Girl Takes Me To Her River (Amazon Jungle)

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:04][music] >> All right, [music] boys. We have officially made it to the river here.

[00:00:13]And now we're about to head down. We have a bunch of stuff to grill. Of course, the classic that Of course, the classic that everyone has is some maduros, which is like a type of plantain down here.

[00:00:26]Right? Right.

[00:00:28]All right. Literally the middle of the absolute Amazonian jungle.

[00:00:44]She keeps doing this TikTok dance.

[00:00:48]Really?

[00:00:50]She keeps doing this TikTok dance that drives me absolutely insane, dude.

[00:01:00]Mhm.

[00:01:16]Ay, ay, ay, yeah.

[00:02:07]We are getting our face painted. Why are we painting our face to river?

[00:02:11]Obviously, it's for the thumbnail. All right, how do I look?

[00:02:15]Do I look good? Do I look bad? All right, we got the first half done. Now it's time for the second half.

[00:02:21]Right now, what she's using is this thing called achiote.

[00:02:24]And basically like it's a all natural plant. It has a all natural red dye on the inside. Because, as you can see, the seeds are covered in the all natural dye.

[00:02:35]All right, almost done.

[00:02:36]Got to have to finish the little touch line right here, line right there.

[00:02:40]All right.

[00:02:43]Dot here, dot there, dot there, dot there.

[00:02:48]Little line right there for I don't know Yeah.

[00:02:56]You know, call me lazy, call me a pastor, bro, call me whatever you want to call me, but call me whatever you want to call me.

[00:03:03]But the what I love down here is they always they cook, they clean, and set everything up for you. Literally everything up for you. I don't have to worry about a single thing.

[00:03:13]All you do is you pay for everything.

[00:03:15]All you have to do is you pay for everything, and then everything else is set up. I mean, isn't that the isn't that the lifestyle? You work, you make the money, and then you don't have to worry about anything else. Okay, you don't cook, you don't clean, you don't do anything. It doesn't matter. All you do is just make the money. That's the most important part.

[00:03:31]Which really that's how it should be.

[00:03:33]Right now, what she's doing is she's taking these sticks and making a little fire right here. And how did she make the fire? She took matches and then she burnt a plastic bag to make the little makeshift fire.

[00:03:44]I won't lie.

[00:03:46]She would pass the Boy Scouts with flying colors.

[00:03:49]Here's what we have for dinner here.

[00:03:51]We have some bread.

[00:03:53]We have some sazon, which is some flavor.

[00:03:56]We got some spicy. We have some chicken.

[00:03:59]We have some maduros that we're going to grill, which looks absolutely fantastic.

[00:04:04]And oh my god, we have some camitos. I forgot about these. Here's my backpack and here's everything else.

[00:04:09]And let me guys let me show you guys a little little weeny beanie tour right now.

[00:04:15]So, of course, if you're in the Amazon, you have to wear no shoes. You're not allowed to wear shoes. You're not allowed to wear socks.

[00:04:23]So, this is what it looks like.

[00:04:26]Tell me this isn't absolutely wonderful and amazing here. This is a small little indigenous community, and this is where they come down and enjoy themselves at the river.

[00:04:37]Sometimes they wash their clothes in the river, and they grill here.

[00:04:41]Anyone can come here. It's like a like a little community here. Pretty dope. All right, so we just wanted to obviously check out Check out my parkour parkour skills, baby.

[00:04:53]All right, let's see how cold this water is.

[00:05:05]Oh my god, this water is Dude, this water is actually freezing, dude.

[00:05:19]Okay, 1 2 3, 1 2 3, 1 2 3, 1 2 3.

[00:05:27]I don't know why she's doing this. It's crazy.

[00:05:32]All right, here we go.

[00:05:34]It's Kurt's dips right now.

[00:05:36]Kurt got inspired me every single time he takes a dip in the freezing cold ocean or the river, he does Kurt's dips.

[00:05:41]So, I'm going to rename it All right, see I don't know if this is a crazy or not, but she's saying she can pass.

[00:06:20]All right, let's see if this was a bad decision or not, and if we drown. I'm not going to drown. I don't think so.

[00:06:26]But uh I don't know.

[00:06:28]This this is In case anyone says I'm going to She goes missing, it's my fault. This is why.

[00:06:40]So, a successful mission.

[00:06:42]I don't know if you can see that, though.

[00:06:44]But we made it.

[00:06:46]All right, here's what we're cooking up.

[00:06:49]We have some chicken We have some bread.

[00:06:51]We have some maduros we're going to fry up. And then here is our little grill area. And now I'm going to show you guys when the dinner's done. Boom, magic editing. So, you know, she's getting sticks. I'm just watching her, and I see her go over here.

[00:07:03]Isn't that the wildest thing you've seen in your entire life? It's like she's a monkey in the tree.

[00:07:19]All right, now I'm about to help her get all those sticks, and we're putting on the fire.

[00:07:35]From the Amazon jungle, then.

[00:07:37]All right, so I'm here with I'm here with an indigenous girl right now.

[00:07:42]And yeah, we are swimming. All right, she's about done. Look how crafty the indigenous people are here.

[00:07:50]And of course, you know, this to me it's crafty. I'm the gringo that was raised in the city. I'm the gringo that never left his house and played video games since I was like, you know, 9, 10 years old for the entirety of my childhood.

[00:08:01]Now I'm like, you know, actually going outside and touching grass. But very crafty. They use sticks, and they she literally built this fire this campfire all by herself.

[00:08:12]I didn't have to do a single thing. I just watched her.

[00:08:16]They call me lazy, but whatever.

[00:08:18]And then she's using um this homemade like little grill setup to fry the or to grill these bananas and the grill the chicken.

[00:08:28]What the hell? Oh, that's a vulture over there.

[00:08:31]I don't know if you can see. I don't know what those suckers eat. Let's see if we can go touch it.

[00:08:36]My brother has also traveled to Latin America a lot of times, and he always says, "I want a girl who's raised in a village and just takes care of cows." Cuz you can imagine her walking up and down the mountain every single day every single day. I go, "She takes care of those cows. I go, "She's going to take care of me." I think about that every once in a while. I truly do.

[00:08:56]At the time, I'm like, "Dude, what are you talking about?" But now Sorry, bro. Yes, you were right the entire time. She drinks the the river water, but I'm not going to.

[00:09:07]I'm sure it's clean, though. But look, dude, this Tell me that's not the craziest looking caterpillar I even know on You can get a close-up on this. Dude, that sucker blends right in, bro. All right, here it is. The food is absolutely done. It looks amazing. We got a little caterpillar to eat with us, I guess. Now, apparently this sucker bites the hell out of you or like stings you.

[00:09:32]But, you know, I'm not going to touch it. But yeah, we have the maduros.

[00:09:36]They're all grilled up. We have the chicken.

[00:09:39]Okay.

[00:09:40]With the maduros all grilled up, we have the chicken. We have my caterpillar friend. This is what it looks like. And she drinks the river water. I'm not I'm personally not going to trust it.

[00:09:48]I'm sure it's clean, but um I'm just personally not going to trust it. Now let's let's do a little taste test here.

[00:09:55]All right, chicken.

[00:09:57]Absolutely delicious. Delicioso.

[00:10:01]Perfecto sabor.

[00:10:03]Estoy emocionado a probar y comer el modulo. Right here down here is the Amazonian bullet ant.

[00:10:13]All right guys, so this is the Amazonian bullet ant right now.

[00:10:16]>> [snorts] >> This is the Amazonian bullet ant right now. These guys actually do not want this but as you can see the bullet ants actually don't want to hurt you. They're just kind of chilling. But if you provoke them they'll for sure hurt you. Check out this view, dude.

[00:10:32]The most beautiful view in the entire world. The Amazonian rainforest, baby.

[00:10:38]We're just walking the random side road.

[00:10:40]Maybe we can get back and try to find a taxi to get us back to where we need to be.

[00:10:45]All right, so we're officially heading back. We're walking up a huge mountain right now.

[00:10:50]This is what the surroundings look like.

[00:10:53]All right, obviously as you can see we're in the middle of the absolute nowhere.

[00:10:58]And what I find funny is the Shuar tribe.

[00:11:01]They're They actually were the ones in South America who fought most against the colonization.

[00:11:07]Well, well, well.

[00:11:09]Look how the tides turn. Right now we're ending the day off with this beautiful beautiful sunset with some coconut water and then what she got is just um I think these are chicken livers to be honest with some salad and some yuca, whatever that is.

[00:11:25]But yeah, so far so good. It has been an amazing day.

[00:11:29]And I'm ready to go home. I'm ready to sleep. I drank like three bottles of water.

[00:11:32]>> [music] >> Honestly made me kind of sick but uh this looks crazy. But yeah, I'm ready to get home, dude.

[00:11:38]If you guys watched this forum number one years ago if you did not watch this forum what are you doing, bro? Come on.

[00:11:48]All right, see you guys. Thank you so much. Love you.

[00:11:51]The end.

[00:11:57]You got to love it.