These Parasocials Are So Weird #auger #ye #reaction #shorts

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00]I got to give Elon his flowers for allowing my [ __ ] It's a whole new world. I got to say Elon's a real augur for this.

[00:00:07]Yes, but I'm a little sad you won't notice me. I was with you when you were getting called anti-Semitic. I was with you when you put on the White Lives Matter shirt. I defended you for saying slavery is a choice. I defended you for putting on the MAGA hat. I'm a true Ye warrior. Ye you haven't noticed me once.

[00:00:24]You've only given attention to my ops such as good ass sub and that dude Jasper.

[00:00:28]Bro, this is actually like celebrity derangement syndrome, bro. Like me personally, dude, like yes, I talk about Ye a lot, but never think of me as like someone like that [ __ ] bro. Like at the end of the day, like I just like to document Ye cuz I just think he's the goat. If he wants to throw some love my way or note it like okay, cool. Like obviously that'd be cool. But like at the same time it's like I don't expect him to ever be my friend or ever like note it like it's like I talk about him because he's the goat and it's fun to talk about. That's why low-key don't like when people are like, "Bro, you need a Ye stream. You need to do a stream with Ye." It's like I don't really have to. Like I kind of also like it's not like I like my end goal is like I need to be his best friend. It's not it doesn't really matter.