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Some bad people that left here. I want you to take them out.
>> I wouldn't be much of a pit king if I didn't defend the throne, right?
>> And I [ __ ] >> You come out. Huge spotlights come on and illuminate all of you. Stone Beard, >> what up?
>> You are under arrest for collaboration and terrorism. You see two of the guards grab Stone Beard and start taking him away. And you see Asher standing there and she says, "Oh, Stone Beard, what have you done?
Hello and welcome to the yard, episode 41, where I am inexplicably wearing the same thing. Maybe I'm just super passionate about this shirt. You don't know.
>> You've been showing up weeks in a row wearing the same shirt, man. You don't know my life or my choices. You know, >> it smells crazy in here right now.
>> Well, you know what? You know what? Uh, it it smells like role playing. That's what that smells like. Smells like roleplay.
>> Oh, it smells like role playing. You know what I mean? I'd be a good D&D teacher.
>> A good D teacher, right? Smells like role playing here. I It's a scent I know. Well, honestly, that you're like, "Oh, I I know what that is. It's the back of the throat." Speaking of the back of the throat, >> what's Haron Mar doing to me? Things are kind of going wrong. Now, previously I said we were going to zoom in and zoom out a little bit during this and it is time for us to zoom out because all five kingdoms are under attack simultaneously.
Ah, while the Pterodin were blinded and trapped inside the Nexus, coordinated attacks have been launched everywhere.
You all currently, the royal you, are going to act essentially as the mind of the Pterodin. I'm going to provide you with three problems that are happening right now. It is only possible to intervene in two of them. One of them, you can't do anything. You just don't have the manpower. Is it a false dichotomy?
>> Maybe. So, a few things are happening.
Uh, if you defend the play successfully, which just saying that you're going to try and defend it doesn't mean it's going to work. If you defend it successfully, something good happens. If you defend it unsuccessfully, something bad happens. And if you don't defend it at all, something bad's going to happen.
So, first, in Leo, cultists are boarding ships in the shipwreck quarter, and the pirates are fighting handtoand, deck deck. In Waldane, demon corrupted blightes are pouring through the western treeine into the farming villages. And in Tennela, uh, Kalin's combined forces are holding Crown Forge's eastern walls, but they are beginning to fail. So, the first question is between Waldane, Leo, and uh Tennela, who are you even not going to try to help?
>> What's Wald Day ever done for us?
>> Literally, a god that's blessed two of you as the goddess of Wald.
>> I feel like if it went to a group vote, I think I'm a little outvoted on the Lego corner of the >> Lego is locked up.
>> Lego. Sorry.
>> Oh, it wasn't even thinking about it. It was really just a decision between the other two.
>> Yeah, >> it's a Okay, look.
>> Wait, we're making this decision like as the Terra did, not as the four of us.
>> Yes.
>> It's like it's Starcraft.
>> Yeah.
>> Lightly. Yes.
>> I Here's the deal. I think we leave Leo.
>> Okay. Why would you say it?
>> Because >> I have two friends there. One, my mom.
Two, Tom Kench in a hospital bed.
>> Cuz I think it's cultists and it's not demon bllights. And there's already pirates fighting the cultists. The kingdom seems pretty important >> to help defend. Like I'm I'm saying in support of what you're saying going to >> Kalen. You were raised in Waldain. So it's like you didn't >> He's raised in Tennel.
>> Tenn Whoops.
>> But anyway, the Tenno is still part of the situation. I'm trying to remove my personal emotions here and go off of cuz I I the LEO are some tough [ __ ] You think those pirates?
You're >> I don't think those pirates bend over.
We worked with those pirates. I don't think they bend over for some cultist.
>> They were toothless illiterates.
>> We get to We get to go two places.
>> That's what I'm saying. But I'm saying we don't need to go to [ __ ] Leo to take care of cultist. We got to take care of the demons.
>> I don't know why you think cultists are somehow a weak entity. You know, anyone can get overrun. The apothecary was a cultist.
>> Yeah. The siege of the shattered cove.
You guys were fighting cultist. Yeah.
>> Maybe something worth considering is that Leo is where we found the uh subdued demon portal. Is that worth considering?
>> Totally worth considering. that that could be reopened potentially.
>> I think that's pretty astute.
>> That's actually a good point.
>> Are we willing to maybe risk Callum Redthorn's life?
>> We spent a lot of time with that guy.
>> Wow.
>> I feel like Okay, that's >> snake.
>> I'm not a snake. I'm asking the question.
>> I guess the ter but we're making this decision as the pterodin, not people who have an allegiance to ken.
>> End of the day, we are we are making the decisions.
>> I'm we do have emotions. He's also got some powerful people out there supporting or protecting him already.
>> Like like who?
>> Like uh the one that he almost beat, which I guess maybe not that powerful.
>> The captain.
>> Yeah.
>> She's she's a tough tough warrior. I will say this. If if Tennela falls, it also increases the chance Felo dies, which is I don't know. Just saying it.
>> Just just putting it out there cuz he's not going to really fight.
>> What if Fernel was dead? Why don't we just simmer on that?
>> Oh, >> it's like smash cut. Well, then this whole thing would be objectively worse.
By the way, again, I just catch strays in every episode. I'm not in >> for embracing my my character of a high ranking Terran official. I'm sitting I'm sitting in a high room that overlooks the nexus which is being filled with refugees and terror and I have to think about what land I have to sacrifice. I think I Ken's situation feels like it has the best shot at defending it on its own and the other two feel like they have some sort of strategic importance and also a worse defense to step up for.
That's what Lwig's argument is for Leo.
>> Well, we're Pterodin.
We're just the Pterodin Council, so it's Lwig the the idiotic.
>> Vice Admiral, Rear Admiral Lwig.
>> Yeah, but that's what he was saying, which is kind of like it's still a guess. What about seeing that look on Callum's face one more time? I'm willing to kind of let Waldane figure it out.
>> Call me crazy.
>> What What's the purpose of defending Waldane? Does anyone have an argument?
>> They're being overrun by demons and they have >> o over the Yeah. So, like >> the demons are the enemy.
>> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Is there a reason you do Walden over uh Tennela?
>> Uh >> Gorg uh Gueorg himself would probably like that, but I'm trying to separate myself.
>> Wait, I I think I explained my logic is assuming the value all of these worlds have mostly equal value. Wald uh Tennela has the highest chance of defending itself.
>> Okay. Okay. So it's it's more so a chance of success.
>> Yeah, >> I think that's someopium. I I have to say >> I don't think when the DM >> Rear General Lewig, you think that's some hope?
>> I think that's some hopeium. I don't think you're saying that you you have to make this decision thinking the third place dies.
>> Yeah, that Yes. Gunnery Sergeant Slimeing.
>> You're not doing it being like they're probably good without any help. Yeah, I would probably vote for Leo because of the portal being a factor potentially and I like that the kingdom because it's the kingdom. I feel like that's not the greatest place to give power to. So >> the kingdom, what was it involved in again?
>> Um what was it?
>> What was going on? It was the demon place.
>> Demon farm is spreading into the farms versus it is the capital city is actively under siege >> and we can't lose the farms because that's where the food comes from. We'll make food otherwise.
>> Hi with all hands for Leo. Hi. Hi.
>> One one photo.
>> It leaves us with one.
All eyes. Waldain.
>> You know what? Before Before you vote on this, um, who is going to represent Leo for our purposes, this is going to be a pure die roll, headto-head. Either it's going to win or lose on a single die roll.
>> Oh. Against the enemy.
>> Yes.
>> Not Leon.
>> I will roll on behalf of Lego. You roll on behalf of Leo. Who is going to roll on behalf of the cultist?
>> We believe in.
>> Let's have Aiden roll on behalf of the cultist.
>> Yeah, I think that's I feel confident.
>> If we believe he rolls bad, then he should.
>> That is high seer Aiden on the council.
So >> D20 and Gary Slime D20 a headto-head roll. If Slime wins, the people of Leo are victorious.
>> Give it to me face down.
>> Aiden wins.
>> 19.
>> He's 16.
>> Little [ __ ] Try again. Try again.
That's your hometown. That's your [ __ ] home.
>> Uh it is a difficult pitched costly battle, but uh the Lee Coins are able to turn back the cultist for a second time.
>> So we So we don't have to go or go there or what?
>> No, you you sent reinforcements and they they were victorious.
>> We only are fighting for the opportunity to roll.
>> We're playing 2K right now.
You're you're deciding where to even try in in the place that you don't send anybody.
You It just goes poorly.
>> The Terran have saved Leo twice in 41 episodes. I'll put that there.
>> And Tom Kent is still [ __ ] out of into a bag.
>> I just appreciate in a world with like clerics and accelerated medicine, this like chubby catfish just cannot get it together.
>> He sucks. What can you do? Wrong guys.
You piss off the wrong guys.
>> So, Waldane or Tennela?
>> All in favor of Waldane. Waldane.
>> All in favor of Tennela.
>> The eyes have it. The twink has been out voted.
>> So, I'm going to let the native son roll for Tennela. So, I will let you roll for the demon hordes.
>> So, I want low low. I can't use the I can't use the dice. I got to go maybe like what even is this? I would never roll that.
>> I would never roll that on purpose.
>> On three.
>> One, two, three.
>> 17.
>> That's how I roll.
>> 17.
>> 16.
>> 16.
>> 16.
>> Let's go.
>> I need I need her back. She good to me >> again. Good to me.
>> The battle is fierce. Uh, it seems like all is going to be lost, but they do manage to turn back the invasion and the whole baby the demons. Smash smash cut to Ken there with his train on the wall and he's like, "My friends wouldn't give up. My friends wouldn't give up. My friends wouldn't give up.
>> It's a 50 cal >> just barking >> standing on the wall fighting."
>> You got to tell me. Is Reanella okay?
>> Outside there's just a hole punched in the wall and there is just demon carcasses everywhere and in the middle of them is one paladin covered in blood and guts and demon viscera and he's just man I wish Stone Beard could have seen that.
You know, here's the one thing we can all agree on. Everybody would have been [ __ ] dead and everybody's like, "FELO, >> I bet you smell like carne.
>> Smells like poutine."
>> Perfect. Uh, unfortunately, having received no help, uh, the demon blight rolls across Wald. What if it's like [ __ ] we roll in that 20, the farmers rise up, Wald ain't saved, they protect each other. It just they just really walk in.
>> That is >> it's not a 20.
>> Alas, that is what did not happen. So, we come back into the Nexus again.
Chaos, refugees, carnage, Stone Beard has been taken away. It is the three of you make it back to calamities. Uh, it actually is packed now. It's like she essentially is just corraling people into it and you see just the streaks of calamity moving around handing out essentially like water and bread uh as you all make your way inside.
>> Are we are we operating with the info that like these kingdoms have been defended?
>> No. Uh you have not gotten that information yet. You just know that something's going very wrong and refugees are pouring in from everywhere.
I'd say word of mouth. You're already hearing like, "Oh, there was cultist in Leo. There's demons in in in Waldain.
The the portals were down. We were all trapped and then they opened and we just ran and you just like word of mouth is starting."
>> Shows he was in Wald Day.
>> Shows he was in Waldain.
>> See, some of us are able to detach ourselves emotionally from decisions like that.
>> I was General Terrence when I was making those.
>> My own General Devin.
>> Yeah. I I kick the door open and I go, "Lo, hoping GJ hears this and comes to me."
>> Chad, >> I'm not a monster.
>> What the [ __ ] does this mean?
>> Although, on occasion, I do play one.
So, let's let fate decide, Gorg, whether or not >> GJ is in this establishment or not.
>> Just roll a 20 for me. If it is an 11 or above, we're going to find out where she is. If it is a 10 or below, we will not.
>> That's a seven.
>> Uh-oh.
>> You sing the song and she does not respond.
>> Uh, I just try to pretend like I'm not devastated right now. Whoa, crazy.
Smells like [ __ ] in here. A glasses >> I'm I'm sure it's going to be okay.
We'll find Smells like poop.
>> It's going to be fine.
>> Smell like poop in the bar.
>> Yes. Yes, it does.
>> Smells bad, right? All these damn people.
>> I know you're shook up.
>> Got to get stone. We got to save Stone Beard.
>> You see Calamity runs up and she looks at you because he's very badly beaten.
He's not completely healed. Like I mean his like head is like clearly cracked to like even his like flat little nose is busted in. And Calamity goes, "Are y'all all right?"
>> Oh, we're good now. Yes. You didn't see GJ coming through here?
>> No, but I mean I kind of had my hands full. Where where Stone Beard?
>> Of course. Of course. Stone Beard has been captured and arrested.
>> Captured and arrested and imprisoned.
They came here and they asked me some questions. I just told them what happened.
>> You did.
>> You told You snitched on Stone.
>> We don't use the sword. They asked me what happened and I told the truth.
>> You was what? He pulled out a device that exploded and shut everything off.
Okay, >> look.
>> Isn't that what happened? Didn't y'all have his eyes just like me?
>> But he was framed.
>> Uh, I don't know what he was framed for.
I watched him do it. I don't know where that thing came from or how it worked or none of that. I just told what I saw with my own two eyes.
>> Well, he told us that it came from Ashra and that she wanted this to happen.
>> Ran, ran, ran, ran. And she gets real close to you and she goes, "Rone, come in. Just bend down. I know you're a bullshitter, but you can't [ __ ] a bullshitter." Like, "Of Asher, the goodest of the gods, gave him an incendiary device."
>> For once, I'm telling the truth.
>> No, I believe you believe.
I just thought you were smarter than that.
>> So, either this really happened this way or Stone Beard is crazy. You already know Stone Beard's crazy, darling.
>> Not that kind of crazy. Deceptive.
>> Oh, like launch himself out of cannon's crazy.
>> That's stupid. That's not crazy.
>> Okay, here's what I'm willing to accept.
I don't think Stone Beard did it out of no maliciousness in his heart. He just makes bad choices.
>> Let me ask you this. Are you happy that he's been arrested?
>> I mean, if the truth comes out and he gets his day in court and he can tell what happened and be exonerated, sure.
>> I believe she's a cop this whole time.
She's a cop. Well, you literally cops.
>> We're cops. We're different.
>> Are you aware of what it is that you do?
Why are these people arresting you for help?
>> Because we don't arrest people, okay? We kill them.
>> I think you're making my point, not yours, your >> I at least want him to be able to tell his story.
>> You just It's fine. You just did what you thought was right.
>> Do y'all not recall that? Just like 40 45 minutes ago, maybe an hour, hour and a half. My God was standing in this very bar. Y'all recall that? I think you recall that. Don't you remember that?
>> And you said that you owe him your life.
>> I do.
>> Why was that?
>> Oh, this definitely ain't the time to get into all that. But didn't he tell you to come to my What are you doing here?
>> We've been a little sidetracked. I'd like to end up there.
>> Where did you go?
>> To the prison.
>> Prison. We went to the prison. Everyone has escaped. We had to lay we had to lay down the law.
>> The only person we know that is imprisoned is Stone Beard currently.
>> Y'all don't see no escape convicts in this establishment right now, do you?
Cuz I can get my chains behind the bar if you need me to.
>> Oh, you you've you've done enough.
>> Can I roll to see if there's any convicts in >> Absolutely. Absolutely.
>> 25.
>> These people just look like shook up.
Some of them are very clearly terod in deserters that are just hiding because they're scared. Uh but none of these people look like prison escapes.
>> I grab person walking by me. They're like they're like crying. I'm like are you bowing? Are you that person who keep Sorry.
>> Meanwhile, Stone Beard >> Ashipping you.
>> Yeah.
>> Walks up to you and she's like, "Oh, handcuffs. you won't need those. We don't need any of this actually. And she waves her hand and you see the walls in the roof just vanish. And you can see the street and people like walking by stop and turn and look at her. She's literally a goddess. Like she like is glowing and radiant. And people stop and start staring at her. And people start falling down to their knees and worshiping. And she goes, "No, no, no, no, no. It's fine. My children, my children, it's fine."
>> I go to break the cuffs off. Just a shot. They weren't even holding me back.
>> Give me athletics >> 14.
>> She goes, "Ooh, allow me." And she just like motions with a finger and the cuffs come off.
>> I was getting there. [ __ ] waited.
>> And she says, "Now, Stone Beard, hero of the Pterodin, you stand accused of treason." AND THE CROWD GOES, "LIME ME STONE BED. It's Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We need to hear We need to hear what happened. Perhaps his will was not his own.
>> His name's Will. I thought it was Stone Bid.
>> How could Will be his own if he's Stone Bid?
>> Is he guilty of slavery, too?
>> What's he drinking?
>> What's that?
>> Is that 30 g of protein?
>> That's a lot from the drink.
>> That's why he's got his big muscles.
>> But he doesn't work out. Where does it all go? Where did he get another beater?
He must be boasting.
>> Ah, dirty boat.
>> Dirty bolt.
>> Arrested for what? Eating a Chinese meal.
A delicious succulent Chinese meal.
Is that a crime?
>> A stewing meal.
>> I eating a stewing meal.
>> And then one pterodan's like, "Oh, should get my hand off your penis."
Look at it, Ashra. Touching my penis.
Ashra, I know your games. I've been around the block just about as long as you have.
>> How old are you?
Stone Beard. I'm the one light, the purifier of the darkness, the eternal bane.
>> Yeah, I'm Stone Beard, serving the war space. We all got our stuff like >> Stone Beard, is it true?
I can't even bring myself to say it aloud. And you see the hierofphant, which is like been avoiding looking at her, raises her head and says, "Is it true that you have been fraternizing with an agent of the unspoken?"
>> The unspoken? Oh, we ain't supposed to speak about the unspoken.
>> We're speaking about them right now.
>> Who's threatening?
>> Um, just want to >> do a small perception check. How many How many people are in here? I rolled a 13.
>> Roll percentile for me. Actually, uh, Leonus, roll percentile for me. 2d10.
>> Mhm. Just sperm fly across the room. Uh, 78.
>> Uh, about 87 people.
>> Okay.
>> A lot of people are seeing this [ __ ] >> Okay. And then, can I do a history check? just on Asher the one light and I just want to [ __ ] know about like what do people know about her? I rolled the dirty 20 >> goddess of she is supposed to be like the purest of the gods.
>> She's been around for [ __ ] ever.
>> She's like it's it's debatable which one of them is the oldest, but she's it's either her the creeping knight and Horizon are definitely the two youngest.
Uh it's believed she's the oldest, but it could be Petraor is even older. Okay, >> it's not clear on Mariana Kana.
>> She's literally the god of heaven.
>> I'm sitting there and I'm gone. All right. So, uh, when are we doing the trial?
>> So, that means you don't deny it. H, is that how trial works? Doing a trial makes No, that's the opposite. You confess guilty. You don't know how this works. That's funny. So, if you confess guilty, it's over. If you don't confess guilty, you go to a trial. So, I'm glad I'm able to educate you.
>> So, you are saying not guilty?
>> Yeah, obviously I'm not guilty.
>> And you are denying fraternizing with a demon.
>> I don't know if I know fraternizing.
What that means specifically? Am I dating? Maybe. But I don't kiss and tell. She holds her hand up and Leonus appears repeating Leonus what you said to him which you can paraphrase when you got in his face about being with Sirius roughly. What did Leonus say? It's fine if it's not word for word.
>> You can say it with a scowl too like you usually say it.
>> What are you doing? You're sleeping with a demon. You're sleeping with the enemy.
We all know that demons are terrible and and and are are going to kill people.
Oh, what?
>> That's his friend. His friends.
Is he really here?
>> No, it's not that he sniffs. He did his duty. He's a terror. Stone beards BEEN COPING a demon.
>> Oh, but it's bling in his penis. Keeps going.
>> I didn't know this book was about >> this. This you you've drawn all the positions you [ __ ] in, so beard. This is insane.
>> This is blasphemous. And and then and then a scene the crowd's going against me. I go, "Oh, hold up. Hold up." And I I splashed a water bottle on me and and maybe I can't summon him. But was it not Leona Soul who said, "Well, what are those wing heads doing? Those freaky wing heads."
>> Wads. Now >> it's me, Leona Soul. Look at those wing heads.
>> I don't think he should say even head.
>> Even if he's quoting it, I don't think he should.
>> Yeah. When you're like, "Oh, I'm just saying to say they said it.
He doesn't really feel right.
>> That's what Leona is saying. Can we really trust him as a source?
>> You just see Cruncher right there on the front looks at you and just goes, >> "But he said it." Cruncher. He said it.
He said he >> No. Cruncher. Cruncher.
No.
>> Okay.
>> You see, Asher just looks out at the crowd and she says, "I know. It looks like our friend is sinful and fallen.
But all of us need forgiveness sometimes, don't we? Is it so terrible that he has been fraternizing and debaucherizing with a demon, using harsh ethnic slurs, and possibly having betrayed all of us?
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, it sounds terrible.
>> Sounds pretty bad. And she see she sort of furrows her brow and she says, "It does seem pretty bad, Stone Beard."
>> Irritating back in the bar, all of you give me perception checks.
>> 10 >> 10 >> 12 18 >> 18 You, Leonus, >> see some Oh Jesus. Run.
>> We got a counter for that on the whole season of this. And it's I'm going to do it again and I'm going to do it again.
Uh you see two people walking by and one of them is like I can't believe that Stone Bed has been fratonizing with demons. I can't believe he used the W word. And you see this Erica woman just like pulling her cloak up and he goes, "I know, dear. I know it's it's harsh.
No one should ever use that word. I hope Asher sends him to hell herself." and then go walking by.
>> Guys, we need to recontrol the narrative a little bit here. I think words getting around that Stone Beard and serious are a thing. And I think people are starting to think that's the cause of all this.
>> I'm usually okay with people being really upset at him and thinking he's worse than us, but this isn't right.
>> It doesn't seem like she's one of the bad ones. Maybe she was like really recently, like extremely recently, like like within the last like two weeks for sure. But I don't know.
It looks like she's changed. You don't think he's betraying us?
>> When I when I was in uh when I was got knocked out and I was dying uh in the fight, me and Stor had a fight. It was amazing. And I I got knocked out and I was greeted by it wasn't Horizon. It was some sort of beautiful buxom marble woman. Have you guys seen this maybe in your >> Neither of you have actually laid eyes on >> is Horizon again?
>> It was not Horizon. Swear to God cuz I remember. But wait, I don't know. It's Asher. She never told me. So this this marble woman was telling me that basically I should be suspicious of Sirius. She was really pretty. I'm just throwing that in there. Just throwing that information. Okay. I trust Stone Beard. I don't really trust his girlfriend because boys are boys and bro. Can I can I can I history check to see if I would know off his description if he's describing Ashra?
>> You absolutely can.
>> She was crying gold throne.
>> Uh Dirty 20.
>> Damn.
>> I mean >> I mean how many marbled women are there in our universe?
>> She was a marbled woman crying gold. I had a coconut drink. Honestly, it was amazing.
>> Can I tell to find out what the coconut looked like?
>> Does history come with a picture? Uh, it fits the description of Asher. They don't make many statues of her because it's like you can't properly capture her radiant beauty.
>> I'm not Leonus, okay? I'm not going to sit here and just say the wh word. Call somebody man. You got to get out of here.
>> I apologize for that.
>> Get out of my Get out of my town type of thing.
>> I could say that. I don't do that. I don't know. I could say that. I want to do that. But and I'm sorry. I think >> what she did say to you was that they might have done something to Stone Beard and that's why he's behaving this way.
The demons did something to Stone Beard.
>> That they're manipulating Stone Beard or something. I don't know. But yeah.
>> Well, look, hey, if if it's if it's even possible that Stone Beard is being framed by someone as unsuspecting as even Asher, who it sounds like he's describing, I think we shouldn't believe what she tells us.
>> Point a clarification. And y'all can't get framed for something y'all did. We watched him do it.
>> You got Stone Beard arrested. You're being >> Stone Beard got Stone Beard arrested.
Don't you sass me, boy. I'll slap you back the next Tuesday.
>> Doesn't make any sense. He said he met Ashra, but said that there was a connection between Asphodel and then would come back to the Nexus and and commit an act of terrorism. He's being set up, but I don't I don't really understand by who.
>> It doesn't matter. We need to We need to find out where he is and break him out so we can ask his fat ass ourselves.
>> I think we need to go to the creeping knight.
>> What?
>> I think he's the only one that I at least trust right now besides you two.
>> You need to go to my You need to find your daughter. And we all need to break Stone Beard out. I What do we do?
Meanwhile, Stone Beard, the crowd is clearly starting to turn.
>> Yeah, I know. And I can I can sense there's not really a way I'm set up here to talk my way out. It's [ __ ] immortal against Ash for the one light.
It's quite a dirty bulk. I puff up my belly and I Okay, I've been lying to you all.
What?
I'm not the stone beer that I used to be.
I've been corrupted.
I've lain with a demon. And I can sit in front of you all and with both sincerity say I now love this demon.
>> Oh no.
>> We laid together like this.
>> Oh.
Oh, incredibly graphic.
>> It makes more sense. There's flexibility. That's not human.
>> Is the book upside down?
>> It looks like the entire alphabet.
>> Why are the pages stuck together?
>> Is that a fold? Takes me about 10 minutes to flip through them all.
>> I'm finally done at the very end. Why is it so detailed?
>> And you see the Hierofant Mar just folds in each of her six wings to cover all six of her eyes to not look at the book.
>> You get the idea. Is that one stippled and crotched?
So, I'm here to repent, to apologize, but moreover to let you know what corrupted me. You see, I've been to ask Fidel.
And I can tell you, although maybe your worries with me are over, the demons are coming. More than you've already seen.
Tell everyone you know the demons are coming and they're sent by her. ASHRA THE ONE LIGHT.
>> Everyone who is unpure will be killed.
And although I won't be here to see it, know that I've warned you and protect those you love.
>> You can give me persuasion with disadvantage.
>> I'm pure.
>> Imagine.
>> Nothing to worry about for me.
You take the lower roll. Yeah, it doesn't matter. They're the same.
Really? Two. It was two threes.
>> Oh my god.
>> So, it's two >> second time. You rolled two threes.
>> So, I uh So, I rolled I rolled two [ __ ] threes and then and then [ __ ] >> which is two for anybody keeping score at home. He rolls a three. It's a two >> to really send this home. Is it possible to put myself into death saves?
>> You strike yourself as hard as you can.
>> Is there a cannon nearby?
>> How would it be your intent to do such a thing?
>> I have a small catapult.
Okay. What's your plan? What's your plan, dude?
>> You can fit items 5 to 10 lbs. I shoot up an item and it hits me like you would in Minecraft. You shoot up an arrow and it feels >> really.
>> So, there's not a lot of times that I'm just like, that's just not how this works. But, uh, the fact that your legendary durability was an issue on the table, you know, last time.
>> Uhhuh.
>> I can let you attempt it if you int I have a feeling Asher is going to revive you. I probably It's death saves.
I want to go Romeo and Juliet to this crowd here.
>> [ __ ] it. Run it, [ __ ] >> You're trying to eat the side.
>> All right, hang on. Okay, I I I It's not a no. It's not a no.
>> Uh headto-head roll. Ran, if you would roll, Stone Beard, just roll cuz this is this is drama. Just just headtohead. Pure headto head.
>> He didn't roll the brat. And yet I know what I just saw. Yeah, I rolled a 20.
>> Is that good?
>> What does it mean?
>> I don't know what that means.
>> What we got 13?
>> What was your intent? What were you What were I I know your intent was to end up in death saves honestly, but what were you but like for what the people see, what do you do?
>> I want I want to [ __ ] do my final speech and then and then go out the heater on you >> like it's a Romeo and Juliet saliloquy >> and then maybe talk to some god in the death saves cuz that seems to happen and I need to talk to a god that's not Asher the one life. Well, I won't describe this in a way that'll get us demonetized, but as you reach for your arcane firearm, you can hear a hush fall over the crowd as a single shot rings out, Stone Beard, and you do hit the ground.
>> HE BLEW HIS [ __ ] BRAINS OUT.
>> OH my god. He was so overcome with guilt he couldn't live with it.
>> It's so graphic. I going to never forget this for the rest of my life.
>> I couldn't live with myself either. As you fall.
>> Yeah.
>> Meanwhile, back at the bar.
>> I think it's only together like, "Hey, buddy. What the [ __ ] was that?"
>> This might be the first time I've been dusting.
>> What are the three of you doing? Leonus, you have accurately described that there's a there's a number of messes happening all over the place. What would you all like to do?
>> I don't think that Terra didn't leave each other behind. Our our story is stronger if we're together. No one's going to believe us individually. We need to stick together wherever we go.
And I think we should go to Mory.
>> You would pick my Oh, I'm sorry. Where would you like to go, Leonus?
>> Let's all listen for Leonus's plan.
Everybody, >> it's hard to pick. It's difficult. But I just think you have been keeping secrets and now all of a sudden you desperately want to go to your home world.
>> Look, I The going gets tough. Was Bowman the one who who told me about the it was the creeping nay who told you go to moral way before that uh to not trust the tear it in?
>> I mean coette was the first to say it but but Bowman said it also but I mean that's the crossroads whole thing is you know don't trust the terod in that's kind of it's kind of the thing but they are opposed to the demons like I mean it is an enemy of my enemy kind of thing. I >> I've been in contact with Bowman from the crossroads. the crossroads. And he told me a long time ago that the Pterodin might not be all that they seem. The the higher up powers of the Pterodin.
>> I know it sounds crazy, but look what's happening around us.
>> We can't even trust gods, let alone the Pterodin, who are currently incarcerating Stone Beard.
>> So, that story is starting to make some sense to me. There's only one way to solve this. I want to go break out Stone Bread and then do whatever we have to.
You want to go straight to Mory and leave him, which sure, that's fine.
>> I just think the creeping knight knows the most about what's going on.
>> There's one way to solve this backflip competition.
>> Wow, that is so standard.
>> Standard. Yeah, we could do a backflip competition. Sorry. What is your acrobatics?
>> Plus zero >> plus five. Let's do it.
>> Well, then I'm doing athletics. You're not going to pull a fast one on me.
>> Would acrobatics or athletics be back flips?
>> Roll for acrobatics. For a back flip, it would be acrobatics.
>> You know what? Fine. You want to play that game? All right, let's go. Back flip competition.
>> This is your claw shake. Best of three.
Backflip competition.
>> We clear out the whole bar.
>> These refugees go from like sobbing and crying to be like, I think I have a break dance competition.
>> It's actually kind of fun to watch.
>> No best of three. No best of three.
>> I got to entertain just one back with acrobatics added.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Yeah. I have nothing. So >> head to head. Let's let fate decide >> 16. I rolled nine. Wow.
>> And with my plus 14.
>> You lost.
>> Wait, how is it 16?
>> I Cuz I rolled a 16.
>> Oh, you I thought you were the orange one. That's a d10, [ __ ] >> All right. Well, >> his back flip's just a little too sweet.
You tell me what your back flip looks like.
>> I I literally I put a rose in my mouth beforehand and then I did not only a it on a skateboard it would be a 360 flip.
So, there's more.
>> Right. Was that a double axle? What is that called in gymnastics? Yeah.
>> And I do it and I land just absolutely perfectly.
>> I look at it. I look at a small refugee child in Lakeo. You usually settle your disputes with your friends by doing this week.
>> No, >> they were all so fond of danceoffs Gatorade on me.
>> Mine's like when you go to YouTube and type in my first backflip and you start my least viewed and it's like a white kid in her in his backyard. land. It barely comes your way. Barely like run forward at the end of it and catch myself.
>> Little stumble. Little stumble.
>> I guess we're breaking out Stone Beard before we go visit the creeping knight.
You on board with this, Leonus?
>> You want to back flip too? I >> And I I step into the open circle of the room.
I'll roll an 11.
>> Plus acrobatics with 11 total.
>> That wasn't very good. No, >> I mean, mom was my favorite person.
Yeah.
>> Whose kid is this?
>> It's hard when you're tall.
>> Look, I I don't know what to do, but I don't think we can split up anymore.
>> We just We just left Stone Beard. He told us to let them take him.
>> I won the backflip competition. This is not a discussion anymore.
>> I We have to respect the Lake It goes out the window.
>> So So we let him get captured and then we're just going back. We got to break him out.
>> Let's go back.
>> Let's go back.
>> Wait, >> Stone Beard.
>> You find yourself in the place of silence in between that you're familiar with >> and then you feel soft cushions under your back, warm light on your face as your eyes flutter open. It is an idyllic summer day.
And you see Asher there.
You This was >> the last place you could escape me, Stone Beard. You must have known.
>> Anyone else?
>> Patch your car.
>> Do you One second. PET YOUR CAR. Shut up. P your car.
>> ANYBODY?
>> CREEPING KNE >> can reach me here that I do not wish to reach me.
>> CREEPING NIGH.
>> I I need you to know something.
>> I reach for a gun again. And it's a coconut drink.
>> No, >> these are words that I don't often say.
>> You have exceeded my expectations.
>> So, >> would you like some? I had it for your and he he didn't.
>> Is it you or Petra core? Who's older?
It's always like >> I was the first light. I am the one light.
>> I don't know. A lot of people say it was Petraore.
>> Tell me something. How's that attitude served you up until now? Because as your brains ooze out of your skull, your reputation is going right down the drain with them.
>> What is reputation but ego masked? Who will know of Stone Beard in 500 years?
What does it matter to me?
>> Do you know who will know Asher in 500 years?
Everyone.
>> No, cuz no one who's around will be there. So it's like, what are you even talking about? It'll be new people who know you. Like >> I think sometimes >> you have no idea how long most beings on this world live. Anyway, since we have a moment here.
>> Yeah.
>> Is there anything that you would like to know? I don't mind confiding in you, especially cuz no one will ever believe it.
>> Oh, you're lonely.
>> Absolutely not. I am an island unto myself.
>> Do you think that sounds like the words of someone who's not lonely? I'm an island unto myself.
Okay. Does Higher Font Mar?
>> I already explained to you. I feel like my disciple is potentially overcome with sentiment. She will never raise a hand against me. None of them will. Why would they? For you?
You think they would for you? Your own friends don't believe you.
>> Yeah, it's true. What about Petraor?
Like what are you going to do about like Petraore and like the creeping night and Horizon? I believe they're currently occupied. She goes, "That was a good one." And you see, you can see the whole world from here. And demons are >> through it.
>> Everywhere. That is true. You >> got the demons though.
>> You did. Demons are everywhere. But not in the numbers that you saw in Asphodel.
Like in Asphodel, there was legions in Asphodel. There's a lot that are attacking, but it's not the same.
>> So, what's what's like a It's like a two-phase plan. Like, cuz you I feel you got more.
>> It's Well, here's the thing. Uh I know that you can't help but help. So, I'm tempted to not tell you anything, but I think you've earned at least this. You know, after the war, I was told you were there for it. I don't know. I only know the names of heroes, so yours has eluded me.
>> Okay, that fair. That's why you got a sharp tongue.
>> But when the portal was closed, there were certain legions, certain factions that were stuck on this side. But there's others that have found ways to uh traverse the veil, you might say. So those that were already on this side have been activated. Those that are yet to come will arrive when the time is right.
>> I get a little closer to Astra.
>> You're pretty clever. I'm perfect.
>> What do you think your worst trait is?
And while she thinks of an answer, I go to pickpocket her.
It's a 19, which is actually pretty good for me.
>> Mhm.
>> It's a 21. Hope it's another crystal.
You reach your hand in her pocket and you just pull out a fist full of >> Have we ever described what it even is?
>> Oh, it's slop. It looks like >> It looks like what they eat in the Matrix on the ship.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah.
>> Meanwhile, >> soupy egg snow piercer good.
>> You three good >> make your way over and you see this crowd gathered. Uh, the first thing you see is Asher because how can you not see her and laying on the ground at her feet surrounded by Teridan pointing rifles at him is Stone Beard laying on the ground with his gun in his head hand with a huge gunshot wound on the side of his head.
>> No, you got YOU SHOT STONE BEARD.
>> UH, his hierofant Mar looks at you and she goes, "He shot himself.
>> He shot himself. Why would he?" Uh, >> the crowd is LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU DEAD?"
And we don't know why he would. He says something like, "Oh, it was the Asher of the one light and then boom."
>> Sure. Yeah.
>> Your mom and me dad are both gone.
>> Did you follow us here from Calamity?
What >> is that? All right.
>> No, it's dangerous. We aren't your parents. You >> specific looks at you with tears coming out of his eyes and he opens his mouth and repeats Stone Beard saying what?
>> I repent.
I laid with the demon.
We had sex in so many ways.
>> And then you hear the sound of pages flipping.
>> Yeah.
>> You hear people in the background like, "Why are the pages stuck together?"
>> Crunch your head does like a fast forward noise.
>> Missionary.
>> And so I can tell you it's all her.
ASHFORD THE ONE LIGHT. SHE WANTS TO KILL everyone who's not pure.
Oh >> Jesus, that is such a stone beard thing to do.
>> And you see, she looks down at you and she says, "I'm sorry that for all of your trials and tribulations, I've yet to have the opportunity to make your acquaintance except for yours."
>> What are you talking about?
>> And she hands you a coconut drink.
>> Oh, guys, I think it was Asher. I told you to be wary of him, although I've been led to believe you recently gained some control over the powers of life and death. Did you not, Changeling?
>> I did. I I brought back Leonus.
>> Would you like to have your friend back?
I will not interfere.
>> Yes, I would. She just motions towards him >> and I use revivify on stone beard >> as you come down to hit him with it there in that place. She looks at you and she says, "Oh, your friends are here for you.
>> It's beautiful."
>> [ __ ] idiots. I told him to leave you.
>> You did tell them to leave you. You did.
You also told them not to let go of the cat. That didn't work either.
>> Oh my god.
>> Yes. It's a >> [ __ ] idiot. You don't even realize how bad your situation actually is, do you?
>> Yeah, I do. I saw the world. There's a [ __ ] ton of demons every Yeah, I kind of get it.
>> You know what you didn't see and you didn't even bother to ask?
>> What?
>> Where's the mother of your children? And >> you come back, too. And you see >> I'm right over your face.
>> I I'm I'm sorry. It was a backflip competition. I'm sorry. I did not want to be here.
>> No, we're saving you. We're breaking you out.
>> I reach for the gun again. not reach for the [ __ ] gun.
>> You've had we also we also told Coots to to go find you, but separately. So, we don't know where she is.
>> Gone. Straight up. Straight up missing.
>> Anyone we know or love is currently missing.
>> But we we found you, bro. Get you the [ __ ] out of your back together. And right when you say that, the six pterodin with the rifles point at you and you see all six wings of hierafont Mara come up and Asher just holds up a hand and she says, "No, he can go." And the crowd's like, "What?" She says, "If he is innocent, he truly is on the side of good and opposes the demons, then Stone Beard should have a chance to redeem himself, shouldn't he?
Oh, sure.
>> Yeah, I guess.
>> Can you use that revivify on my mom?
>> Kiddosh, not now.
>> I too have been corrupted by strange before. I don't know what demon pone would do to me, Mom.
>> I've always heard that poo poo's the portal. It seems like it's the portal to evilness.
>> [ __ ] you.
>> Got to be careful where you park it.
Yeah, it's a cautionary tale. You'll wrap me up.
>> I wonder if that's what he thought when he saw her tail. It's a cautionary the teethling. Can you yank on it? Do they like that?
>> Oh, they love it. I bet they do.
>> They got them horns for grabbing. You're right. Asher Ash.
>> And she just sort of like holds her hands up and you see the glow and she turns and looks at you and she's >> pose.
>> No. No. She No. She absolutely. It's the full Randy thousand% in front of everyone. this glaze. And >> she looks at you, stone beard, and she says, "H, I'm sure you'll do the right thing."
>> I don't even know what that means. I don't know the [ __ ] you. Everything you say is [ __ ] weird.
>> And she leans down and she gets right in your face and it's just sm again. She's gorgeous. And you just hear in your head, "Checkmate."
And she disappears.
>> I run up and hug Stone Beard. Say, "We rescued you, bro. We saved your life."
>> Blood like brain goop.
>> Yeah, I haven't had a long rest.
>> Yeah. No, both of you are just like all [ __ ] up.
>> I'll go for a open hand slap on Gorg.
>> What?
>> It's a It's a three.
>> You do hit him. It just hit us hard.
>> He goes, "I know, buddy. Me, too.
Just take it." Like, we rescued you, bro. Everything's going to be fine.
>> You guys are [ __ ] idiots.
>> You're an idiot. We're going to more.
>> I needed you guys to go to more. I need you guys to keep Coots with you. Where's Coots?
>> Well, she went looking for you. I told you >> to stick with her.
>> I [ __ ] I'll take responsibility here. I [ __ ] it up. But I also won the backflip competition. So, I'm the leader right now.
>> So, where are we going, leader?
>> We're going to Mory.
>> Should we not go for a little rest?
>> We're going to need a rest.
>> Stoneberry to know something?
>> Yeah. If we find out that Sirius is actually corrupt, are you prepared to do what you have to do?
Cuz if you answer no, then we're not taking you with us.
Have you ever read the tale of Chomo and Juliet?
Not familiar with Chomo?
>> Not a long time.
>> I feel a lot like Chomo.
>> Okay.
What did he do?
>> He's this ancient mythical being, Chomo. Yeah, I have qualms with what Juliet saw in him personally as a reader, but >> who killed Juliet and then killed himself.
>> I do think Rosalyn was a better choice for him.
>> Sorry, I'll see myself out of your conversation.
>> Excuse me. Terod in business only, please, sir.
>> Yes, sir. But I am a literature scholar.
>> You see you see yourself as cho.
>> I see I see some cho myself.
>> Okay. I think I would do what needed to be done, but I don't know if I'd be around after cuz it might kill me, too.
>> Listen, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Let's take a nap, get a long rest. We go to Mory finally after rescuing you. You should have seen He has plus to his acrobats. I won the backflip competition. I won it.
>> Turn to Leona. So, I grab your wet face.
I go, "You believe me, don't you, man?
I'm not just [ __ ] demon pun cuz that shit's tight. I'm doing it cuz I love her." And some is not all demons that are evil. And there's a real evil around and her name is Asher the one light. You believe me, don't you, man? When you say that, you feel a hand close around your throat and start to lift you off the ground.
You can't invisibly. You see, Hierofant Mar just stops herself for a second and she says, "My God didn't strike you down, and so I won't, but please limit your blasphemy until I am out of earshot."
>> I think it'll be like 15 to 20 episodes tops, but you owe me an apology after that. Until then, you can be this person. And you see just like her flaming wings erupt and she just takes off into the air.
>> Tell the flame ledger we said hi.
>> As the crowd kind of disperses, you see them all giving you these looks of a mix of judgment. But Asher said you deserve another chance type thing. And the word very quickly starts to spread. Actually, uh you've got the higher persuasion of the two of you, don't you?
>> Persuasion. Plus seven.
>> You get plus eight.
>> Eight. Uh, make a persuasion check for me here if you would.
>> Just a check.
>> Yeah, just a check.
>> Casual check. It would be a 12.
>> Uh, and you also make a check for me, Ran with your plus seven.
>> Uh, 21.
>> What about Stone Beards? Just roll the one for fun.
>> You got a zero. Perfect. So >> funny.
>> Word a thousand% spreads that Stone Beard is a traitor.
>> The only debate is whether or not he's being mind controlled by Demon Poon.
That is the >> This is public knowledge now.
>> Oh, and word spreads very quickly. That is the only debate is whether or not >> the Everything app at all if your mind is too.
>> Is anyone Is anyone like is anyone like God? It's kind of insane that he got some demon bones.
>> Literally rolled to zero. So, no.
Nobody's impressed.
>> It is only like what? It probably had her thing probably had teeth. Like, why would you do that?
>> Her thingy probably had teeth.
>> Look at me and tell me tell me the truth. I believe you that Asher is evil and that >> she's bad news.
>> Crazy shit's happening. The Pterodin have basically turned against us. All these people that we thought were good aren't. And but how can you be so sure that Sirius isn't working for Asher?
She's just another part of this demon army that's going to purify the world.
Could you believe it of Selenia?
No, of course not. It's no different for me. I feel like I know her inside.
You know, can I level with you? I get it. We've all had fun saying Leonus is racist and he grew up in a small town and he said wing head that one time.
>> You say it again.
>> The little girls there with our parents.
She goes, "Wing head."
>> What's that one mean?
>> That's That's the word they said. Stone beard. Well, he stone beard did say. We heard him say like >> heard and he and he got in a awkward awkward altercation at a corner store in Leo that one time and we like making fun of him for it. I get it. I get it. But I'm a good guy. And I've spent my entire life understanding one thing about the history of the wars that were fought before me that my grandfather fought in and how I was trained. It's that demons demons are going to kill people. Demons stand against the the living in this world and some of the unliving.
>> Okay, we understood. I I stagger forward. I'm barely breathing.
>> So, you can understand how that's different than Selenia. Why do you trust her so much?
>> Lean forward a little back on. Not all >> Not all men.
>> Not all demen.
>> Dmen.
She's good, man. I stake everything on it.
>> I put my hoof.
>> You have fingers, bro. It's >> not a hoop.
>> It's like the Powerpuff Girls. Like, you know what I mean? Just a stub that you can manipulate things.
>> I I I touch Gorg. I touched Gorg and I'm like, you look terrible.
>> I feel terrible, bro.
>> I turn back to snow beard.
>> I believe you.
Revivify brings you back in the strictest technical sense. It's like HP, right?
>> Yeah. I mean, like there's some negatives like >> God, I really don't feel good. Like, >> so should we like I need to lie down or something like if that's >> we need a long rest and ran we're going to my >> Okay, let's crash at your place.
>> At Ran's place.
>> Your Yeah, we can go to your place.
>> Well, yours probably No, my Cuz all my stuff's still at your place. So, if we went to my place, we're going to have to stop at your place.
>> I got like 5 minutes before I die again.
So, maybe we make the decision.
>> We'll just go to your place. Just bring us to your place right now.
>> Just It's got to stop at his place first cuz all my stuff's there.
>> Fine. We'll stay at my We'll just go to my place.
>> That's more convenient.
>> We'll go to Stoke and we'll just stay at my >> Is it cool? I have a brush, but can I borrow your paste? I don't have the paste still.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, >> how many beds do you guys have? Oh my god.
>> You >> You're not coming with us.
>> What's your What's your name?
I'm not sure. My parents are dead.
You're You're an unnamed orphan.
>> Your t-shirt just says Jimy on it. Is that your name? Are you Jim?
>> I'm Jim, I guess.
>> Head. Jimy, we're going to No, no, Jim.
You can't say that.
>> We're going to take you back to >> We're going to take you back to Calamities or maybe maybe one of those like popup shelters they made at the arena that where you should go during a disaster. You know what I mean? Like a thousand% where you should lay low.
Everything works out fine. Plenty of restroom facilities for everybody. It's fine.
>> I get it.
>> No. No. Jimly, don't do the thing.
>> I think they have a bunch of I think, guys. I think they have a bunch of CS at the McMexus Center.
>> Yeah, the Yeah, we'll get you a good Mc War McNexus meal and then you'll never see each other again.
>> Our roll to die to see how the rest of her life played out. It was a three.
>> Is that good?
>> You are the three god.
>> Okay, we we leave. We're inu right now, right?
>> See? Oh, or we're still in the nexus.
>> A couple a couple of minutes as you all are standing here trying to figure out what to do. You just hear a small shrill voice that you've heard before say, "What do you mean you're going to take her to the pop-up shelter?" And you see four familiar goblin faces of Snibbit, Ra, Tazra, and Mimsy.
>> Goblins, how are you guys? Did your school blow up?
>> You look beat as [ __ ] >> I feel terrible.
>> You look terrible.
>> Yeah, we fought one of the hardest [ __ ] in the prison.
>> Yeah, you already fought me. Mimsy Gindle, >> you guys are crazy.
>> Look at Stone Bread.
>> I can see what he's thinking.
>> Sorry.
Can Can you take Can you take care of this little girl for us? She's been saying a lot of slurs because of Leonus, but probably because she's been hanging out with a traitor.
>> Oh, come on. You know that's [ __ ] >> Come on. I saw it. It's true.
>> I read the book. Okay. Those are things that no human would be doing, such as it is.
>> Could use a real John Pork romp right now.
She she puts her hands over the child's ears and she's like, "Look, I know we look young, but we're older than we look. And we've had our fair share of Strange from Sea to Shining Sea, but we never would have done it with one of those things with a horn head."
>> Whoa.
>> Whoa. You should be saying that.
>> Oh, now you're piping up.
>> Really interesting. We have to be careful with our language, even when we talk about those we dislike.
>> She goes, >> I saw you, Leonus, take your sketch of your horn head tattoo to the tattoo artist.
>> What? What did you do? Well, I don't [ __ ] say it. You're going to said after all of that that logo with the heart and the flames and like the liberation uprising that was all his fault that he wanted to have a new counter logo that was going to go out that everybody hates hornheads. I heard him say it.
>> We kind of started >> Well, we all that fits with him. We know we already knew that much.
>> I would never do that.
>> You kind of already accepted that side of you. I had a sketch that someone handed me in a park and I I I felt awkward declining it and then I held on to it for a few days and it was still in my jacket pocket and I did I was never actually going to get a tattoo of it.
>> This is insane.
>> What the [ __ ] are we doing here still?
>> Yeah. Hey, take care of this little girl. She's going to have a crazy hard life.
>> It's We'll make sure that she knows how to survive.
>> Awesome. And don't don't use slurs.
>> Hell yeah.
>> Are all four of you collaborators?
>> Collaborators. Look, >> I don't care. I knew I don't care what you say or not.
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no.
I already knew that you smell like a [ __ ] I just didn't know it was demon [ __ ] You smell like >> Now I'm Now I have demon. I didn't even get damn.
>> At least it was cool when it was supposed to be a dragon.
>> It was kind of cool. I DON'T KNOW. I don't have to take this. I'm not taking this from from stupid goblins.
>> Well, listen. And all four of them pull their knives out and it's like normally you guys are a little bit much for us, but I think we could take at least two of you right now. So maybe you should just [ __ ] off and let us take care of this great job.
>> We were already leaving. You're not punking us right now. We were going already.
>> We're not fired. We quit.
>> Any any other You plagiarized any other books lately?
>> Oh my god. I'll [ __ ] kill you right here.
>> Don't get baited. I'll [ __ ] kill you right now.
They're doing the thing. They're doing that thing. We're young people get at your nerves like this. They know how to do it.
>> Okay, what else do young people?
>> Let's I'm not talking to you anymore.
I'm not talking to you. You guys make stuff up. Guys, we're going to go to my apartment.
>> What am I?
>> Yeah, I've got an apartment with a love seat in it.
>> Well, yeah. I hope you don't find any more sketches on your way home.
>> I turn around. I turn around. I walk. I won't turn around.
And they do take this child and they sort of like mean mug all of you while they were. And as they're turning, Mimsy looks back at you and she says, "I used to believe in you." And they turn and leave.
>> Stone Beard, I don't know how your reputation's going to going to recover from all this.
>> That doesn't seem that bad.
>> Let's get you Let's get your brains back in your head really fast.
>> Is it that bad?
>> Yeah, you look terrible, bro.
>> I'll just go to the kick nexus.
You just need to find religion. That's it. That'll reach you instantly. You know what I mean?
>> That would be good.
>> Uh you will make your way back to the house. And it is very clear, two things.
It is very clear that things are going wrong all over the place. Uh which actually leads us to our second question that I have of what you all are going to do to deal with uh the attacks that are taking place all over the kingdoms.
Second question, this time it is my uh the bone perimeter uh in the outer walls of grave is under attack.
>> Blush it. Um inu demons are attacking usu as well and you can see that they are fighting back to hold the line against the city. Uh and also here in the nexus a group of escape prisoners has regrouped in the lower levels and they're trying to seize the armory.
>> And how many can we save?
>> Two. One of them you can't even try and help.
>> Wait, are we making this decision as the pterodan?
>> Again, this is as the pterodan.
>> Let's blow up those two. Yeah, I really don't really care about us really much that all but that's a bit >> but you have to make you have to make the decision as the teru is literally the first lion against the uh the the demonic hordes is >> they're compromised.
>> It's also up to Ash are the ones to defend them. You know >> as far as the pteroden go they're one of the five kingdoms.
>> Well, >> I'm too corrupt. I say blow their [ __ ] off. I think the nexus you should save.
>> We have to save the nexus is already we all vote the nexus.
>> All right. All in favor of saving a nexus.
>> I Who wants to roll for the nexus?
>> Who wants to roll for the nex?
>> Let me roll for anti. I've been pretty slow today.
>> All right, got >> a big one.
>> Nexus. Anti- Nexus.
>> Win this back flip.
>> 13.
>> Six.
>> Normal six. Normal regular six.
>> Unfortunately. So, smash cut down to the armory in the lower depths. And you see the door of it is just blown off of its hinges. And inside a group of people walk in and start picking up swords and bows. And as they're standing there, it takes a minute to kick in that it is completely silent cuz all of these people are dead. And you see a drown woman just standing there surrounded by this army. And she goes, "He's sorry.
Oh, he's going to be sorry. He's going to be [ __ ] sorry.
his whispers. Zombie hordes are now armed in the lower reaches of the nexus.
>> It's just it's like in uh in Batman when they under the football field and they go Yeah.
>> Where's [ __ ] >> huh?
>> So where's Krama when you need him?
>> Am I hearing that you are attempting to uh uh fight for my >> How do we feel about my >> We're about to go there.
>> Hear me out.
>> Yeah. I don't feel like we should we should have it hopefully be defended if we're about to go there. We should I'm imagining this decision we're making it as like like some like terodin high council. We don't know what the schmucks are up to, especially traitorous schmucks and that they have to go to Mory. I think the pterodin usu is the first line of defense to the demons in hell and it's also of these like higher, you know, more educated beings. And then there's like a prejudice within this world for the >> never going to come out if you do that.
>> And uh stuck inside.
>> Yeah, the super gets stuck inside.
Sorry. And there there's like a so I feel like we're the least likely to care about my it's like a more leave my to suffer.
I'm not trying to inhabit the thoughts of the high council men trying to >> gunnery sergeant slime. What are you talking about?
>> I'm gunnery sergeant slime and you know I was enlisted. I'm I'm not I'm not a non-commission officer.
>> I'm General I'm General Terrence and I don't like the undead. I feel like we should make the decision based off what's best for the territory.
appreciate even your variance of racism.
>> I feel like it needs to be what's best for the terodin, not >> um um you're just making what the corrupt decision would be.
>> Yeah, I would in the in the tactical interest of our campaign, not even based on Ashra or whatever. We are going to Mory which is I think is the best point >> and I don't think we should go into >> Mory is a lost society that doesn't have >> they don't they don't understand our terod in ter values and ways the truth they don't breathe over there we believe in breathing >> that's what I'm saying the similarities similarities between us and them are just so few >> you got opinion here ran >> I'd like to I'd like to defend my Take a decision. Brave.
>> I all in favor of Mory defense.
>> I I >> I >> I've been a part of this hot council for four years >> and I've never been a part of a decision that doesn't make as much sense as this one.
>> You roll for Mory and you roll for the anti. Here we go.
>> The general's going to win this, bro.
>> Wait, am I rolling for my success? Rory, you're rolling in opposition to my rolling for my success. Ron is rolling for Mory. I rolled a one.
I rolled a one.
>> What happens now, Dave?
>> We have to reroll.
>> Reroll.
>> What are the odds?
>> You'll find out when you get to my What are the odds that you would both roll?
>> Just two armies both shooting each other like shooting themselves in a [ __ ] skull.
>> Everybody's a suicide bomber. They're all >> [ __ ] dude.
>> Oh my god.
>> Perfect. Perfect. By the way, >> this is the line between dignity and savagery.
And we've we've abandoned >> you got the best gang.
>> Just the guy from Avatar. I know the guy in the next suit in Avatar >> and what will and we need to steal more unobtanium from the Morian.
>> That is true. We will blow off in the moracial memory that will that take generations to heal.
>> Uh perfect. Is you all make your way to the house. First of all, do you do anything else before you go to sleep? We look at the know what happened.
>> You'll find out when you get there.
>> It's been a long We haven't had a long rest in ages. And I I walk into the house and I f I open my door. I don't even check. Which is maybe dumb because we've had a door explode before. And I just I I look up. I look around and I say, "Thimble.
Thimble, you here?"
>> Thimble does not answer.
>> I just collapse on my bed.
>> Before you collapse on the bed, I'm already in there. when you were looking for thimble, I collapse on it.
>> So now I'm just asleep on >> You know how you guys have that like giant oversized love seat in there? That like love sack bean bag thing. It's like it's Yeah. It's It's like sleeping on Todoro's stomach. You know what I mean?
>> I'm sleeping on Stone Beard. I'm I'm laying over him >> and I'm going to >> I'm sleeping sitting upright in a love seat.
the glasses on like already has the shape of me kind of imprinted.
>> He's spinning. It's so >> like an ashtray on the armrest.
>> I'm on the floor with a little neck pillow.
>> Do you don't pull your shell, >> huh?
>> You don't pull into your shell.
>> I'm too tired, man. It's too much from a long rest.
>> All of you roll a d20 for me. It's been some time since you've had a dream.
>> Nine.
>> Nine. 12 >> 12 >> 18 >> 18 >> 16 >> 16 Uh let's start at the bottom with that nine. Yorg a nine is a just a slightly bad dream. It's not a full-blown nightmare, but unpleasant.
>> Slightly bad dream.
>> Mhm.
>> I'm sitting down. I'm in my old house before it [ __ ] exploded.
And sitting at the dinner table is my daughter. And she's in a little high chair and she's got a bib with a little dragon on it and Chosy. And I'm just sitting there and they're just staring at me. And I'm just staring back and I'm trying to enjoy my >> a different dish. Just >> It's a Yeah, it's >> similar but different.
>> The morning dish.
>> Yeah. Morning dish.
>> Like how they do kanji in China.
And I'm eating it and it tastes like nothing and I can't hear anything and they're just looking at me and I just feel disappointed.
>> And you feel disappointment coming off of GJ.
>> You see, Shy just looks at her and goes, "I know, baby. I know."
>> And also, it's just so dry in Leonus' house, and I'm just like, I am a machine.
>> Perfect. Uh 12. Again, 12 is not the best dream, but it's not bad. 12.
>> Um, and like a beautiful beach spot and I'm perennium tanning and I have a coconut drink by my side and I'm there's like a mirror. It's like weird. It shouldn't be a mirror, but there's a mirror. And I look really skinny when I look at myself in the mirror. And I see this beautiful babe running down with a red bra. Huge.
Bonkers.
And then she starts moving like quickly, a little too quickly. And then she goes right up into my face and it's Asher and she goes, "Checkmate, checkmate."
And then she runs away. And then it's just people continually doing that.
It'll be someone running down the beach and they'll just be like, "Isn't that the traitor? Got his balls out."
Kids beach.
The kid beach.
kidn I'm like trying to cover myself up but I didn't bring a towel so I bury myself in the sand and then I feel like I'm suffocating and I see serious run by and she says catch me but I buried myself in the sand and not show my balls any one running by and I can't catch you I'm stuck in the sand she goes that's what a traitor would say and I wake up for a bit And I see Lionus on my stomach and I think to myself, I wonder what he's dreaming about.
>> 16's a pretty good dream, Leonus.
>> Uh, we're in kind of a yard behind a a big house somewhere up in like a nicer area of the Nexus where where none of us live right now. And it's a nice beautiful day out. Sun's out and it's it's all of us in the yard together. We're hanging out. I'm sitting in the pool like this. Uh you guys are all sitting poolside looking at what's going on and Selenia is there and we're all calling. We're all laughing and telling jokes and we're having a really nice time and it's everybody feels nobody's stressed. We're just there's no pressure to go to the next thing. We just get to spend a nice afternoon with each other. and I we all look over.
We're all we're we're losing our minds.
We're laughing so hard because Tom Kent is here and he's running across the yard trying to catch Thimble with his tongue and he's trying to suck him in.
>> Yeah, that damn cute, can't he?
>> And and Thimble's screaming, but it's hil it's hilarious and and uh I think this is the first time that in a while that we feel all safe and secure and and happy and it's just it's a nice day. And you're here in your dream. Toilet.
Toilet.
Toilet.
Toilet. Leon. Where's your toilet?
>> Where's your toilet?
>> Just the pool you're in just starts to feel really warm and you see Stone Beard next to you and it goes, "No, no, just stay in it. Sit in it. Sit in it."
>> Oh, >> are you peeing?
>> Where's your toilet? I have more.
>> I have more.
>> Well, answer me if you been here.
>> Okay, I'm peeing. I have I have a studio. It's right over there.
>> Oh. Oh, it's clogged. Then >> last but certainly not least, 18's a very good dream. Ran, >> we uh we travel to Mory and when we get there, instead of it being in peril or demonically infested, it's actually really nice. And my my dad and my stepmom come out of the house and my my new little brother is born now. And he runs out happy and he and he says, "Run." and he jumps and he grabs my leg and I and I look down and I smile and I look over and I see Stone Beard and he's got his kid now born and serious and they walk up like we're neighbors and we live in the same culde-sac and he's like bouncing them up on >> and I go Mrs. drone. Your body bounced back.
>> You serious though? She's like, "You said the dead would be a lot a lot less judgmental of our relationship." You're right.
>> They've been real chilly.
>> Everybody gives us a hard time >> cuz they're all dead anyway.
>> That's you know, it does take a lot of the judgment out of >> me. Your body mouth's bad.
>> And in the dream, she's not my stepmom I have beep with. She's just more of my mom. And I don't have any of those feelings towards her. And I look over and I see Gorg and GJ and Chosy. And they live here, too. uh in in in Leonus and Selenia. And I I for a moment start to feel bad because I I don't have anybody. And I turn around and I see a girl who is apparently uh my partner, wife, whatever in the stream, but she's turned the other way. I go I walk over to her and I put my hand on her shoulder, turn around, and as she turns, I wake up >> and I got a cigarette still lit on the ashtray. And I'm like taking I'm like sitting for 30 seconds.
That's how dreams are. They're shorter than real life.
>> Get hit very much in the prison. So, >> everything's going to be all right.
>> Uh, the night passes. You all gain the benefits of a long rest. Uh, just takes a couple hits of press to digitation to get that get stank out of the mattress.
>> I got that.
>> Uh, what would you all like to do? Are you heading straight to my or anything before there?
>> [ __ ] beine.
>> Straight to my packing up. I'm putting I'm putting all my stuff in one of Leonus's bags.
>> Do you not?
>> Hey man, I'm use this bag. Is that cool?
>> We can like swing by your place to grab maybe one of your bags.
>> So going my so out of the way.
>> I'm not usually with him, but I do think we should go directly there.
>> No distractions.
>> I don't think I know exactly where he lives, but it sounds far every time we talk about it.
>> Further. It feels further every time.
>> And there's a gate code and a whole it's a gated community. It's nice. I understand though that wherever we are in the Nexus, he always says it's But you know what? It's You're right.
There's some urgency here.
>> I'm drinking out of the sink.
>> As you all make your way through the Nexus, there's still refugees pouring in. There's still, you know, chaos in and incursions at the portals except when you all get to the one around Mory.
Uh, it is eight guards are there and they're very much on alert, but you can hear a pin drop. There's nobody coming.
>> I'm hood up. I'm hood up trying to be in disguise so no one freaks out at me for being a traitor.
>> Give Give me either give me a stealth check.
>> 13.
>> I'm like, man, that guy looks a lot like that [ __ ] traitor Storbeard, doesn't he? He's like, >> no, but I'm Storm Poon. Well, he's like, I don't want to make assumptions and be like, you know, because I don't know a lot of good. But it looks a lot like him, though.
>> No, this is our this is our buddy. He's a he's a drunk and we're just going to my because he's got some unfinished business.
>> He's actually it's actually a uh a rehab center in my >> Oh, is he like on his way to like go die there or something? Is his liver giving out? Cuz look at like how yellow he is.
>> Surprising recovery programs there actually. And we just >> Hey, why are a lot of people here?
>> He's out of his mind right now. He needs help immediately if we can just get by you. You see, >> there was there was a there was a wave right when the portal reopened like everywhere else. You know, people coming in. We we had to fight back uh fight back an incursion and then there's just been nothing since. It's been quiet for about 12 hours.
>> Nobody's come all morning.
>> No, nobody's come since last night.
>> Thanks for your service. I've never served in the war.
>> Ignore him. He's like See, you can barely have a conversation with him right now. It's He's got to get to this, >> you know, but he's trying to turn his life around. It's fine. He is.
>> We're going to help him do that.
>> Are you guys ready?
>> Oh, with a natural 20. One of them looks at you for a moment. He goes, "Oh, oh, sir.
I I was sorry to hear about Stone Beard.
At least you three are a credit to the Teridan."
>> That's very much salute. and our and our new friend Stone Stor.
>> You see, he just takes a step forward to like literally have his back to you and he says, "As I said, you three are a credit to the pterodan."
>> Appreciate that.
>> This doesn't hurt me cuz I'm not him.
So, >> shut up. Shut up.
>> Yeah. Let's get Hey, bud. Let's get you in. Let's get you checked in.
>> It doesn't bother me very much at all.
>> And we walk through the portal. Uh this so again there's many portals to many places across the kingdom. Uh this one is to a city called uh Gallowspire.
Uh and as you come through it is completely silent. Uh there clearly is signs of some sort of altercation here.
Uh like everywhere in my uh it is mostly dead around here. the the sky is thick and black with a smog of the factories that burn endlessly day and night. At least they used to, but the fires of the factories aren't burning. So much so, the sky has given way, the clouds have given way to where you can see an ambient sort of reddish glow in the sky, which is extremely rare in Mory, as you know. Um, and you don't see anything.
One thing Mory is not is quiet usually, but here it is. There's just sort of an idle breeze.
>> Is this our first time in Mory?
>> Uh, it's the first time that you all have come to um Galispire. This might be the first time you've come to Well, I mean, I'll leave it up to you whether or not Gork has ever been to Mory, but this might >> be scared of skeletons, >> right?
>> So, no.
>> Right. Nice.
>> How far would Gallowspire be from where uh the creeping knights like I guess castle or whatever? Wherever he >> uh normally he's in Grave, but all he or all he said was you know get to my he's the god here. So theoretically, you know, he's wherever he wants to be. This is the the tomb of the first technommancer here in Gallowspire. I do a little >> It's a big tech technological hub.
>> Uh can I do investigation or perception?
>> Uh perception is just to notice thing.
Investigation is to investigate.
>> I want to see how the battle went. Yeah.
Uh that would be investigation.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Let me guess. Three 17.
>> Uh you can see around it like there's like burns where you can see like weapons were set off uh around here.
Like there was like a big battle actually, but based on a 17, you think it didn't go much further than here.
Like whoever was trying to defend this uh didn't anymore. And there should be Pterodin on this side of the portal.
There's not. You don't see anybody.
>> Kind of a ghost town.
>> This is not good. This is not what it's usually like here.
>> It's about axe rattly.
>> Not currently. Actually, I would say it's kind of like a very low sort of like ambient hum. Like you're not safe here, but you're not in imminent danger.
>> Is the sky normally just the color of bright bright bright blood?
>> No. And it's really quiet and funny to say dead. And it's not normally like this. I think I think there's an active war zone right where we are cuz there's supposed to be two guards posted up from the terror in >> we need to find the creeping knight.
>> Unless they're traitors.
>> Hey, no, don't talk like that.
>> Sorry. [ __ ] get matter. I'm with you.
I don't know who we can't trust anybody right now >> but each other.
>> We can only trust ourselves and I don't even care that those guys just saluted us and not you. Don't think about [ __ ] like that.
>> They turned their [ __ ] back to me, dude.
>> They did turn their back.
We're going to clear your name and you're going to get your roy your royalness back, bro. But right now, you're a pariah. You're a pariah of a man.
>> Well, all right. Well, let's keep moving and we should be a little covert here.
Do you know where we're going?
>> I mean, I know this area. Yeah. You lead the way.
>> Lead the way, goat. I'd like to go towards I guess wherever I think the creeping knight might be in that direction.
>> I mean, there there's there's temples and things. Again, he's not really big in like, you know, a lot of worship and ostentation, but I mean, you know, he's got places. Yeah. I mean, for sure, in every city. Uh, and again, as you're moving through here, again, there's all kinds of signs of like a battle, a conflict. Like, you can see slashes in the walls. You can see burns. You can see where energy weapons have been uh set off and things like that. And like holes blown into the ground, but again, there's no one.
>> There's no bodies. I'm pointing out all the marks of war like their secret Mickey's at Disneyland to Leonas right there. That's a blast mark right there.
>> That probably means like a weapon like a weapon was probably shot.
>> Yeah, >> that that's a slash.
>> No. Are there undead demons?
>> No.
>> Are there?
>> No. It's if if they can be brought back.
No one does.
>> Souls.
>> Yeah.
>> So, can you be >> There's some debate, but nobody ever tries to bring them back. It's just all It's also everything's so terrifying to me here. Do you understand that?
>> Look, I'm not really at ease either.
This isn't what it's normally loud.
>> So many bones.
>> You all hear a very loud voice. This should be about three times larger than it should be. Two of them. The first one just says, "Ah, they've only sent four this time. Quite disappointing."
And the second one is a very playful feminine voice. It says, "If my guess is correct, that's Leonus, Zuul, Ron, Kaladus, Stone Beard, Stormpoon, and Gorg.
They sent their best and brightest."
That is so sick. And it's like loud like echoing. It's almost like like if somebody was like talking over a PA system. There is magic that would do this. You possess it. Thomater allows your voice to boom. Basically >> show yourselves.
>> Yeah. And it's not stone beard.
>> I think they they know you're stone beard.
>> We would never travel with such a disgraced pariah of a man like that ever.
>> Oh, you've only traveled with a disgraced pariah. And he's using bigger words than usual. Who told you the word pariah? Sound are you by chance wearing a mask?
>> Crazy familiar.
>> Balls.
>> Crazy.
>> I drew. Get that alive.
>> You sound You sound ball.
>> And you sound like you've got high cholesterol.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I said show yourselves.
>> Well, we don't have to do anything.
You'll know when we're close because the axle started rattling. So, why don't you head this way?
>> Do they denote? Oh, towards the voice.
>> Mhm. I mean, you can tell it's coming like from straight ahead. It's just loud.
>> We head towards the voice. We got nothing to lose.
>> You see up in front there is sort of like a a city center that had like a big fountain uh that was just bubbling with oil, like you know, machine oil and like gears that are turning. uh that the spire has been like knocked over and leaning on it, you see a woman uh who looks kind of like a Teling. Uh she's got kind of golden red hair, like she's sort of the color of kind of like sunset with horns that kind of curl straight back. And she's laying there and she's wearing black robes. And standing is a very tall but somehow still very gaunt person that is just like wrapped in metal with this thick black helmet that has horns that go straight up. And he also has an axe that he is just resting his hands on it. And she leans up and just sort of scratches her head and she says, "Well, you all came all of this way.
Would you like to chat a bit or just get straight to us beating your ass?
>> And I use compelled duel on the dame.
>> Oh my god.
>> I got a page out of Gorg's book.
>> Even before she makes the save, she just like turns her head and looks at you and she goes ass beating it is. And that's a good place for us to stop.
>> The bell duel, huh?
>> History, huh? It's a good move. If they fail, I'll get check.
>> No, we didn't even check at the axe. Is the axe rattling?
>> If they fail, >> it is now.
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