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[00:00:00]Hey Max. Hey Gidget. Any plans today?

[00:00:04]Yes, big big stuff today Gidget. I got big plans. I'm going to sit here and I'm going to wait for Katie to come back.

[00:00:10]Oh, that sounds exciting. Well, I won't interrupt. I've got a very busy day, too.

[00:00:16]>> [gasps] [sighs] >> Hey fellas, how's it going?

[00:00:30]Hey fellas, how's it going?

[00:00:33]Hey fellas, how's it Chloe!

[00:00:36]Chloe, Chloe, I got a bad situation.

[00:00:40]Katie brought home a new dog from the pound. She said he's my brother. I don't want a brother and I don't I don't even have a bed now. I'm sleeping on the floor like a dog. Why would Katie do this to me? Because she's a dog person, Max, and dog people do weird inexplicable things like they get dogs instead of cats. Okay, please don't start now, Chloe. That is not helping.

[00:01:03]Max, come on. I'm your friend. Okay, and as your friend, I got to be honest with you. I don't care about you or your problems. But, if you don't do something about this guy and soon, your perfect little life with your dumb human is going to be over forever. [snorts] Forever? Forever, yeah, that's what I just Why is this mouse on my paw still?

[00:01:28]DERRICK, YOU IDIOT. DID THEY ALL GET AWAY? UH PHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

[00:01:36]OH, NUTS. YES, WE GOT ONE.

[00:01:41]OH, GOOD FOR YOU GUYS. YEAH!

[00:01:43]>> [screaming] >> OH, YES, TINY DOG. WE GOT YOUR FRIEND.

[00:01:48]ADVANTAGE ME.

[00:01:51]UH-OH.

[00:01:52]JUST IGNORE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, OKAY?

[00:01:57]YES!

[00:01:58]IF YOU FIND MAX, I'll be your best friend. Best friend?

[00:02:04]You and me?

[00:02:15]>> [screaming] >> Oh, Duke. Duke, Katie is not Katie's going to be so upset when she sees that.

[00:02:28]Katie's going to flip out when she sees how you trashed her whole place. Oh, it's just it's just one vase. Is it, Duke? Is it?

[00:02:40]Aw, that's a shame.

[00:02:45]What are you doing? Woah, what am I doing?

[00:02:47]Nothing. I'm I'm a cute little doggy. I Katie knows I wouldn't do anything like this. Oh, no.

[00:02:59]This could only be the work of a dangerous stray who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust. You're the new dog. And wait, Duke, what did you go and do this for?

[00:03:12]I'm going to Oh, what? Bite me? Rip my face off? Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out. Oh, hi Katie. Thank goodness you're here. I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT HE'S CRAZY.

[00:03:25]>> [gasps] >> NOW, SIT. OH, hey little you little bunny. What you doing in the middle OF THE ROAD?

[00:03:34]>> [screaming] >> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

[00:03:46]WHAT the Save yourselves! Shut it, human. LET'S DO THIS. DOWN!

[00:04:01]WAIT UP!

[00:04:03]GET OFF ME!

[00:04:14]>> [screaming] >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? I DON'T KNOW.

[00:04:23]RUPERT!

[00:04:24]RUPERT, where you at?

[00:04:26]LET'S GO, RUPERT. I'M BUSTING YOU OUT OF HERE.

[00:04:34]THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN. LIBERATED FOREVER. DOMESTICATED NEVER.

[00:04:39]>> [screaming] >> YEAH!

[00:04:43]WHO'S DRIVING THIS THING?

[00:04:46]>> [laughter] [laughter] [screaming] [screaming] >> OH.

[00:05:18]LET'S GO. Let's go. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

[00:05:20]>> [laughter] >> WHO ARE YOU GUYS? HUH? Who are we?

[00:05:27]Who are we?

[00:05:29]WE ARE THE FLUSHED PETS. THROWN AWAY BY OUR OWNERS AND NOW WE'RE OUT FOR REVENGE. It's like a club, but with BITING AND SCRATCHING.

[00:05:39]TAKE US WITH YOU.

[00:05:41]>> [snorts] >> I don't think so, pets. Yeah, you got the stench of domestication all over you. You chose your side and now you're going TO BURN.

[00:05:50]>> NO, STOP. WHO YOU calling pets? I ain't no pet. You got it all wrong. We're we're just like you guys.

[00:05:56]>> We hate humans.

[00:05:57]>> Oh, yeah. That's That's right.

[00:05:59]>> Oh, man, don't get me started on people.

[00:06:01]Am I right, Duke?

[00:06:02]>> Yeah, that's why WE BURNED OUR COLLARS, MAN.

[00:06:04]>> We burned them to the ground.

[00:06:06]>> It killed our owners.

[00:06:07]>> Yeah, wait a minute. That's too far, maybe.

[00:06:09]>> No, they dig it.

[00:06:10]>> Yes. We whacked them.

[00:06:11]>> Yeah, that's right.

[00:06:12]>> Bang bang with our own paws.

[00:06:14]>> had a dime for every owner I killed, >> Oh, yeah.

[00:06:17]>> I'd have a dime.

[00:06:19]Cuz I just killed the one. You're going to tell us where Max is and you're going to tell us now.

[00:06:25]>> [laughter] >> Is he supposed to scare me? I'm a cat.

[00:06:28]I'll land on my feet. Does it always happen cuz your head looks like it's taken a lot of landings.

[00:06:34]>> Do you want me to catch you? Cuz I'll catch you this way and that. You look LIKE A WAFFLE.

[00:06:38]>> [groaning] >> OKAY, HE'S TOO stupid to talk and too UGLY TO EAT.

[00:06:42]>> [screaming] >> I'M DONE PLAYING NICE. WHERE IS MAX?

[00:06:49]TELL ME.

[00:06:52]LET ME FINISH.

[00:06:54]HELP ME. DON'T LOOK AT HIM.

[00:06:57]LOOK AT ME. NOBODY can help you. WHERE IS MAX?

[00:07:07]What's the password?

[00:07:10]>> [snorts] >> Password? Look Look at me.

[00:07:13]I am your leader. The leader DOES NOT DECIDE THE PASSWORD. THE leader makes up the password, idiots.

[00:07:20]>> Everybody make up a new password right now. The new PASSWORD IS DON'T ASK THE LEADER FOR THE PASSWORD.

[00:07:29]FOLLOW ME.

[00:07:34]>> [groaning] [screaming] >> UH FELLAS, that was an accident. YOU SQUISHED THE SACRED VIPER?

[00:08:06]HE'S A FLAT JACK.

[00:08:08]UH VIPER VIPER, YOU IN A BETTER PLACE.

[00:08:12]YOU and Ricky.

[00:08:14]Uh You ain't never did nothing to nobody.

[00:08:21]Well, you bit a lot of people, Viper, so technically you might actually deserve this. This might be something that was long overdue. Wait.

[00:08:27]AIN'T IN THE GAME LIKE THIS NOT ON MY WATCH.

[00:08:32]MAX IS MISSING. HE'S OUT there somewhere, lost, scared, so so handsome.

[00:08:39]We have got to find him and bring him home.

[00:08:42]>> But the outside world is loud and scary.

[00:08:47]This is my friend Tiberius. He's going to help us.

[00:08:50]He's not going to eat us. We've already been over it. Come on, Gidget. We go out there without a leash, we'll get caught by a net or something worse. YEAH, LIKE A HAWK. WE'RE WASTING TIME. Max needs us. Come on, girl. Max doesn't even know you're alive. Well, I don't care. I love him. I love him with all of my heart and I'm going to go look for Max, no matter who's with me. So, who's with me?

[00:09:21]Here you go.

[00:09:22]See you later, Chloe.

[00:09:31]Bye, Pappy.

[00:09:42]So long, Mel.

[00:10:32]>> Max!

[00:10:34]Hey, I SEE YOU, SQUIRREL. THIS IS NOT YOUR AREA. WE MARKED THAT TREE.

[00:10:40]DON'T YOU TRY [screaming] AND HIDE. I CAN SEE UH WHAT WAS THAT? HOW DARE YOU? HEY, WHERE'S MAX? NO! NOBODY LIKES YOU, SQUIRRELS!

[00:10:55]COME ON, MAN. HURRY IT UP.

[00:10:57]OKAY, I'm coming. I'm coming. Geez.

[00:11:05]Welcome, my dogs.

[00:11:07]Oh, you guys are weird. HURRY UP, COME ON IN.

[00:11:15]YOU SAID IT WAS A COSTUME PARTY. Why do you listen to me?

[00:11:19]>> [music] >> I'm home, Leonard.

[00:11:38]Were you a good boy, Leonard?

[00:11:52]>> [music] [music] >> No.

[00:12:22]Why is there a lampshade on your head?

[00:12:24]Listen, Gidget. Baby, I got to be honest with you. My owner might have given me a little bit of catnip.

[00:12:37]Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's great. Um listen.

[00:12:40]>> It is great, Gidget. Everything is great.

[00:12:44]All right.

[00:12:45]Do you hear that? Hear what? It's a It's like a tiny like a tiny motor.

[00:12:50]It's like a humming sound.

[00:12:53]I'm I don't know what you're So Oh, Chloe, you're purring. Haha.

[00:12:58]That's you. What? That's me? Like as in the sound is coming from inside of me?

[00:13:04]Yep.

[00:13:05]>> Oh, I wonder what other sounds I could make.

[00:13:09]It It's just Max trusted me to look after his busy bee, and then >> [groaning] >> Uh Chloe, would you listen?

[00:13:18]Wow, please stop.

[00:13:24]Are you finished?

[00:13:27]First time here? Uh yeah. Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business. You're going to love him. He specializes in behavioral disorders. Be- behavioral disorders? Yeah.

[00:13:40]But I don't have a behavioral disorder.

[00:13:43]I I I mean I I mean I worry a little, sure, but it it's a it's a dangerous world. You You'd be crazy not to to worry. Yeah, I'm fine, too. It's It's my human that's nuts. I mean, you know, I I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out.

[00:13:57]I bring her a dead mouse, RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE. IS THERE ANYTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOTHER?

[00:14:03]OKAY.

[00:14:06]I run and I run and I RUN AND I RUN AND I RUN AND I GET OUT AND I'VE gone nowhere. Nowhere!

[00:14:12]Uh My owner always says, "You're such a good dog." and I feel like a good dog, but what if deep down I'm a bad dog?

[00:14:21]WHAT IF I'M A BAD DOG, HUH?

[00:14:25]WE START FIRES.

[00:14:28]>> [screaming] >> YES, I CAN OH, HELLO.

[00:14:50]Dog's got two things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity.

[00:14:55]You take one, you take the other. I uh I I didn't know this was your ball. What, the cone blocking your view? It's got my name on the side.

[00:15:06]We are so sorry, Mr. Chicken. Name's not chicken. Do I look like a chicken to you?

[00:15:12]>> No. No, sir.

[00:15:13]>> No. Not not even a little.

[00:15:15]Name's Rooster. Oh, okay. I'm Max, and this is >> that kid doing in the cage? Something wrong with him? He got the fever?

[00:15:24]>> [crying] >> That's That's Liam. He He likes to run.

[00:15:28]So, let him run. Well, Liam's super fast. We We blink and he's up a tree.

[00:15:34]So, then your kid's up a tree. What's the problem? Well, he could fall.

[00:15:38]>> He might. And then he hurts himself.

[00:15:40]>> Oh, so he got really high up in this hypothetical tree.

[00:15:44]Kid gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed?

[00:15:49]Like multiple cords?

[00:15:52]One. It shocked me. I walked backward for a week, but I never chewed a cord again.

[00:15:59]First of all, I want to welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine.

[00:16:03]Who was put in there with a red blanket and henceforth will be known as Pink Thunder.

[00:16:10]Okay, I'm going to CHECK THE PERIMETER.

[00:16:18]GOOD MORNING, NEW YORK CITY!

[00:16:22]>> [music] >> HEY, SNOWBALL. What are you doing?

[00:16:31]What's it look like I'm doing? I'm looking for crime, tiny dog. I'm doing superhero stuff.

[00:16:38]LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. Anybody comes in here looking for trouble, oh, they're going to meet my partners. TALKING ABOUT PAW AND ORDER.

[00:16:45]>> [screaming] >> UH-HUH. OKAY, WELL, YOU DO KNOW that your owner is just playing superhero, right? You're You're just wearing some superhero pajamas.

[00:16:55]Tiny dog, you're so naive. Point me in the direction of any animal who needs my help AND STAND BACK.

[00:17:03]WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SOUND? WHAT THE HECK?

[00:17:09]OKAY. OKAY. I GOT IT.

[00:17:12]YOU got to. It's a fact of life.

[00:17:14]Absolutely not. Never going to happen.

[00:17:17]Guys, I got treats!

[00:17:19]Oh, Mel.

[00:17:22]Okay, Gidget. Eat Sweetie Pie. What?

[00:17:28]Cats eat birds. It's nature.

[00:17:31]Yeah, I'm going to pass. No, no, no, no.

[00:17:33]You used your one pass on the litter box, so you have to do this. But B- b- b- b- b- b- b- b- do it. You're seriously going to make her eat Sweetie Pie? Oh, no, no, no. Of course not. I'm just FREAKING OUT.

[00:17:43]>> [screaming] >> OKAY. What's next? You didn't know.

[00:17:46]That's a bad dog. BAD CAT DOG.

[00:17:54]SORRY.

[00:17:59]HEY, COW. MOO.

[00:18:04]You're a cow. You're supposed to moo.

[00:18:08]Woof woof. What? Oh, I'm a dog. I'm wagging my tail like an idiot.

[00:18:16]Okay, dude. Not cool. Oh, are you going to throw a ball? Oh, please throw a ball and I will chase it because my brain is the size of a rat turd.

[00:18:24]>> [laughter] >> Okay. Yeah, I get it. You made your point. Oh, look. I'm peeing on a tree. I know all the trees. Leaving now. I guess I'll just stare at the door until you come back. Up.

[00:18:34]Tail in the face.

[00:18:36]Okay, touch the butt to the cup.

[00:18:38]>> [laughter] >> Walk on keyboard.

[00:18:41]There you go.

[00:18:44]Coffee on computer.

[00:18:45]And down.

[00:18:47]Nice. Excuse me.

[00:18:49]Rabbit, cat, do any of you know Captain Snowball?

[00:18:53]Yeah uh yeah yes. Yes, we do. And here we go. Oh, good. My name is Daisy and I really got to talk to him.

[00:19:03]A poor, defenseless animal needs saving.

[00:19:06]Are you saying Yes. I need Captain Snowball for top secret rescue.

[00:19:13]All right, well, I got to go. But nice meeting you. What was it again? Okay, you don't listen. It's Daisy. Whatever.

[00:19:19]Okay, I I got to get to do to get stuff to do to things. I got Bye-bye.

[00:19:26]That was weird. Oh, sister, it's going to get way weirder.

[00:19:45]Busy bee!

[00:19:50]>> [groaning] [snorts] >> Oh, OKAY. TIME FOR PLAN B. Engaging plan B.

[00:20:07]>> [music] >> Oh, she caught THE RED DOTS.

[00:20:13]>> [screaming] [music] >> SHE IS THE chosen one. All hail the queen.

[00:20:30]HAIL THE QUEEN.

[00:20:33]ALL HAIL QUEEN GIDGET.

[00:20:37]HEY, LOOK. THAT BIG GUY GOT OUT. WE better get Rooster. No, no, no. No need for that. I can handle it.

[00:20:44]Hey, mister. Back back inside. Come on.

[00:20:48]Yep.

[00:20:50]You're doing great.

[00:20:51]Go underneath him.

[00:20:53]Let's go. I think he moved a little.

[00:20:57]Don't you Don't you ignore me.

[00:21:02]Oh, come on.

[00:21:06]Yep. Uh-huh. We're going to the front.

[00:21:08]Nope, the back. No, go to the side.

[00:21:10]Ah, Max.

[00:21:12]Rooster nips at the cows to get them to move. Really?

[00:21:15]That sounds drastic, but okay, pig. You asked for this.

[00:21:21]Hey.