Emergency Teddy Surgery In Spain 😭💀 | Chaotic Family Holiday in Majorca 😂

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00]Tell me why we've spent half our holiday getting emergency surgery for a teddy bear. So we started our morning with a full English breakfast. Because if you don't know, we come to Spain to eat exactly the same food as we do at home.

[00:00:10]Then grab a taxi to Cala Millor because my picky eaters teddy has a full-blown emergency. Honestly, this child of mine found this teddy. His name's Huggy Wuggy, by the way, in a claw machine.

[00:00:20]And we had to pay the man 20 pound to get it out. Anyway, his leg snapped off.

[00:00:24]So Big Mace finds a sewing place.

[00:00:26]Lovely, problem solved. Absolutely not.

[00:00:28]She weren't there, so I'm sat at a beach bar in Spain with a needle and thread, blind as a [ __ ] bat, sewing this leg back on. One leg bigger than the other, but thank god it's on. The things we do for our kids, eh? After all of that malarkey, we made it down the beach and look how beautiful it is. But we don't stop here. We went for a walk and found a fish spa. Picky and Big Mace decided to get their feet done. And I feel deeply sorry for those fish sucking on Big Mace's toes. Them poor things deserve overtime pay for that. Then we finished the day at a play park. There's me doing go-kart where I was approximately six cocktails deep just trying to survive parenthood in a boat.

[00:01:00]Love yous. Job's done.