The 2026 Southern Area Engine Academy

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:04][music] >> They sent me down south to the engine academy.

[00:00:38]They learned how to run a top six engine properly.

[00:00:42]My very first day, [music] you know what they said to me? They said before you start [singing] your pump, you got to find your P V So where on earth do I find a P V P?

[00:00:56]They told me to look in my I O [music] P G.

[00:01:00]He jumped up and down [singing] and said repeat after me. It's N P plus the valve >> [singing] >> plus the minus H P.

[00:01:09]Oh lord, all this math is going to make my brain hurt.

[00:01:13]Who knew it took algebra just to make some water [singing and music] squirt?

[00:01:16]Calculating all this friction will drive me berserk. And all I wanted to do is get my nozzle to work. Yeah.

[00:01:44]>> [music] >> They took me outside and said now this is the deal.

[00:01:55]You're going to have to learn to use those mirrors for real, so hop behind [singing] the wheel [music] and let's get a feel for just how many cones that you're [music] going to kill.

[00:02:07]And now I see pylons in my nightmares at night.

[00:02:12]They jumping out at me from the left and the right.

[00:02:15]Believe me when I tell you it's a terrible [music] sight. They do me dirty and they tow me in my head all night.

[00:02:24]They didn't stop there, they said now there's a chance for you to learn how to perform some maintenance.

[00:02:32]They taught me how [music and singing] to fly through the problems that I faced, they checked every last one of my truck's components.

[00:02:41]I climbed over and under and inside and out.

[00:02:45]Like a maintenance assassin, I took the problems out.

[00:02:49]They checked every essential, so there's [singing] no doubt that my truck would be ready. [music] They put supplies out there.

[00:03:06]>> [music] >> Now I know the signs [singing] of a pump cavity.

[00:03:26]You can pump any truck across [music] this whole nation. I could drive [singing] like a beast, I could drive like a pro. When I'm asked can [singing and music] I do it, I really know.

[00:03:38]I'm a pumping semester, I can find my flow.

[00:03:42]The challenge of hydraulics and physics didn't go my way.

[00:03:48]I might be broke and I could drive [music] like the [singing] bandit and that ain't no joke.

[00:03:54]Now faster and stronger when I run my engine.

[00:03:58]If I had the chance, I'd do it again.

[00:04:02]But, if [singing] I'm asked the [music] question, on this you can depend. I'd rather eat a real dog [music] than drive what I did.

[00:05:30]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [screaming] [laughter] >> We're doing tech checks. The monkey's monkey's looking for Oh, yeah.

[00:08:45]>> [laughter] >> I mean, we got a We did a pretty good sweep.