The Most Terrifyingly Clean Prison Hit Ever Committed

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]A dirty cop was taken out in animal control. Three witnesses, three stories, none of them agree on a single detail.

[00:00:08]This is Sarah PawPrints. Things in the mafia just took a dark turn. Let's find out how and why. Snuggles the Shiv, you were inside the prison when Buster fell.

[00:00:18]What exactly happened? Was dealing cardboard. Next thing I know, Buster is flatlined. They say a pigeon dropped through the air vent like a ninja and hit him with a poison toothpick.

[00:00:31]Soprano, the Godfeather recently threatened your cartel.

[00:00:35]Do you believe he ordered the hit? The birds couldn't stop my submarine shipment last week, Sarah. So, [music] they sent a message by taking out my protection on the inside.

[00:00:48]Boris the [music] Butcher, Snuggles claims Buster was hit by a poison toothpick. What do your sources say?

[00:00:54]Pigeons drop things. My contacts say they drop single frozen blueberry directly onto his skull from terminal velocity. Very clean. Vladimir Putin, >> [music] >> the Italian syndicate is terrified.

[00:01:06]They believe the pigeons have acquired explosive tennis balls. Americans invent ridiculous story because they fear own mortality. Sometime, heart of corrupt old dog simply stop.

[00:01:20]Vito the King, you look visibly shaken by the news of Buster's [music] death.

[00:01:25]Money can buy you a private jet and six supermodels, but it absolutely cannot bribe the Grim Reaper. I am leaving for the Himalayas tonight to find spiritual peace.

[00:01:36]Frankie Three Paws, you've successfully finished rehab. What is your next move in the syndicate? Buster was the dirtiest cop in the city and they swatted him like a fly. I'm going to the Himalayas with the Vito to climb a mountain and find out who Frankie really is.

[00:01:51]Tony Tunabreath, Boris claims Buster [music] was killed by a high-speed blueberry. A blueberry? Absolutely not, Maleka. It was an inside job framed to look like the birds. They slipped him an explosive tennis ball. The man loved tennis balls, Sarah. He swallowed it whole. Someone wanted to disrupt our lucrative smuggling ring.

[00:02:15]James Double-O Goldenpaw, as Soprano's lethal operative, have you assessed the crime scene? What kind of masterpiece are we aiming for? I've reviewed the prison yard footage. No explosive tennis balls. No frozen fruit. It was a terrifyingly clean operation.

[00:02:31]Godfeather, the entire alley believes you assassinated Buster the Hound in retaliation for the cartel.

[00:02:38]I did not order a hit on the Hound, but if the Italians want to believe I possess terminal velocity blueberry technology, I will not correct them.

[00:02:46]Soprano, the Godfeather officially denies any involvement in the hit. He denies it, but the damage is done.

[00:02:52][music] The streets are bleeding fear. Vito and Frankie just fled to the mountains.

[00:02:58]My syndicate is fracturing from the inside out and I have to lock down this city before the panic destroys everything we've built.

[00:03:05]>> [music] >> Hey, familia. Who do you think took out Buster the Hound?

[00:03:09]Let us know in the comments [music] below.

[00:03:11]Much love.