The video effectively uses horror to explore the psychological trauma of sensory overload, reminding us that perception is a fragile mental construct rather than an objective truth. It suggests that for a mind unprepared for sight, the world is not a revelation but a violent, incomprehensible intrusion.
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He Was Born Blind And Wishes He Still Was...Ajouté :
There was a few mistakes in there.
>> That's okay. That's good. We don't want to get copyright.
>> No, no, I mean I was I was just I was doing commentary to you.
>> Oh, no. That's why I That's why I made a couple of mistakes.
>> Yeah, there was copyright.
>> There was just too few mistakes.
>> I don't I don't want John Mayer to take our money.
>> Are you doing an impression of me?
>> I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M IN A I'M IN A COSTUME. JUST SEEMS like a >> You need to do an impression of me.
>> I'm not going to do an impression of you.
>> That was pretty good. I think uh we should do a fit check. Check out my wife.
>> Oh my goodness.
>> My name is Christina Phelps.
>> Yeah, >> I'm from Appalachia.
>> You're looking good.
>> How about them apples?
>> What's on the feet? What's on the feet?
Oh, look at that ass.
>> Look at the feet. I got my little uh my turtle. My sea turtle. Save the sea turtles.
>> Do a little dance for us. How >> How What's a good dance?
>> Do the one I always do. This one.
Yeah, but you got to go sideways.
>> Huh? Oh, >> how's that look?
>> Looks good. It looks >> I've got I've got good like body movement like that.
>> You do put that next to the ones where I do that.
>> It hurts my back.
>> You got a nicer ass than me.
>> That's not >> Sit down.
>> How about me though? That's what you always do.
Got the flares. We got some nice big here.
You look so good.
>> You seem like such a If it wasn't an impression of me, you seem like such a friendly little guy.
>> I do, don't I?
>> Yeah.
>> Rate it down below. Yeah.
>> I give it a 10 out of 10.
>> Thank you.
>> Um this morning I pissed and it was like it it fell out of me.
>> That's how piss works.
>> No, no, no, no, no. Normally there's a there's like a level of uh there's fluid dynamics.
>> Okay.
>> Because piss is water essentially >> with some solids.
>> Uhhuh. And it comes out. It pees. It squirts.
>> Oh, >> this morning fell out of me.
>> Like uh when the hose is on flood mode, >> it was almost like I was uh peeing like Jell-O that had almost started to soften or started to harden.
>> Oh, yeah. That gross little layer on top.
>> Huh?
>> Do you like Jell-O?
>> Of Jell-O? I don't I'm not super familiar with Jell-O, but it was like a uh it was like a fountain of just like solid liquid almost.
>> I heard it.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it was heavy and it only lasted for like 3 seconds and it was orange. Something's wrong with me for sure. I'm alarmed.
So anyways, and that's my impression of you.
You're supposed to say maybe drink more water.
>> I'm just I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
>> That's so true.
>> I don't I don't drink water.
>> You do drink water sometimes.
>> You're very healthy >> sometimes. I mean I JUST DRINK DR. PEPPER. I JUST DRINK DR. BLAH BLAH >> before my mustache comes off. What are we doing?
>> I believe we're reading a story.
>> Ooh, where's my papers?
>> We don't have it. The printer's at the house.
>> Where's >> We have to read on the screen.
>> All right. You want to you want to bring us in?
>> All right.
All right. We're back to the TWO LIGHT SHOW.
WELCOME BACK.
I'm here with my wife.
>> Hello, husband.
>> Call me Chris.
>> Mhm. Mhm. Christina Phelps.
>> Yep.
>> She took my last name, >> but like not really though.
Sorry, I'm having fun with this.
What are we reading?
>> Shadows lie on the streets of Dublin.
Shadows lie on the streets of Dublin by Travis Brown.
>> Ring a ring roy.
>> Thank you, Travis, for letting us uh read this aloud on our television show.
That's a real television show here where I'm currently dressed as my wife and >> I'm dressed as my husband.
>> And yeah, >> we're going to make love after this.
dressed like this.
>> No, we're not.
>> Travis is a horror fanatic, much like us, but he branches into other genres as well. Check out his websites at tbwites.com or his substack. Uh, what's a Substack?
>> It's a blog.
>> It's a blog.
>> Blog.
>> Both are linked down in the description.
So, click on that if you want to go see more. Uh, show him some love. We appreciate them.
>> As always, we're reading the story blind. Neither of us have ever read it read it. I do know a song called the streets of London, >> which I don't think it's similar.
>> Have you seen the old market?
>> So, let's get into it. I guess >> Dublin is a city of music and stone. The streets hum each day with the sound of traffic and footsteps. Bells follow everywhere, ringing down avenues. You can feel the weight of all the years on every wall with each breath. Dublin is a city built on the bones of a hundred older cities. It's lovely and alive. And even though I lived there my entire life, I'm an Irish person. I never actually saw Dublin until I was almost 30 years old. I was born blind and last month I was given new eyes. Never have I ever regretted anything more.
>> Oh my god. I I'm I'm I'm hooked already.
>> You're the doctor.
>> I'm hooked. All right. There might be some momentary discomfort.
Are we not doing this?
>> Isn't your name your name Chenade? Isn't the character's name Chenade?
>> Not the doctor.
>> Oh, who's the doctor?
>> It's a random character.
>> Some random some random doctor. Yeah.
Okay. I thought your character's name was Chenade.
>> No.
>> No, I'm not.
>> I'm doing it for the doctor, though, cuz it's I feel like it's a small part.
>> The doctor's voice was gentle. Young enough to make me a bit nervous.
Something about old doctors and fat chefs speaks of experience, and that's unkind of me.
>> Chefs? Yeah, I tried to remain cheerful as the doctor removed the bandages. The gauze was warm.
>> Don't panic if it takes some time, even days. The doctor told me for the first images TO I screamed. I saw a light. I saw at least I think I did. No real frame of reference prior, you understand? But it was some new alien and overwhelming sensation. My eyes, new and artificial, blinked. Blurry shapes, barely shadows, began to focus.
>> Are you okay? A familiar voice asked.
>> I need I'm grand.
>> No. No.
>> I'm like a newborn baby.
>> Are you going with that?
>> No, just for that one line.
>> Okay. Okay. Don't touch your face, the doctor advised.
>> I lowered my hand, hoping to dream of it. The figures were growing clearer by the moment. There were three in the room standing around my bed. It was shocking how quickly my brain was learning how to process an entirely new sense. Images coming together like a few drops suddenly flowing into a storm. One of the figures on my right leaned over. She was a girl. I was quite sure based on descriptions I'd heard and previous research.
>> Hello, she said w with Chenade's voice.
>> She should have said >> all Irish people just sing.
>> Huh?
>> All Irish people just sing. Shenado Connor, >> right?
>> Yeah.
>> I love Shane Connor, which rest in peace. May God rest her soul.
>> I love her. She's brave woman. Beautiful independent brave woman.
>> Incredible.
>> Iconic even like you.
>> Nice save.
>> But she died in co. So >> that's not what I would do.
>> That's all right.
>> Bummer, dude. [ __ ] sin friend. Fancy seeing you hair. Your hair.
>> My hair.
>> It's What is it?
>> She wrinkled her eyes. Red.
>> That's red, huh? It's lovely. It suits you well. I glanced glanced over to the other two people in the room. The one directly in front at the foot of the bed was watching me, jotting down something into a book. Doc.
>> The young man smiled.
How are you feeling, Noah?
>> Your finest. I turned turning towards the third figure. No troubles at all.
>> It's even written in Irish.
>> No troubles at all. The final person in the room didn't look much like the other two. Nearly twice as tall as the others, back bent to avoid hitting the ceiling.
The creature watched me with small eyes like bullet holes. It had a pair of mouths one over the other. And the voice that emerged from the mouth surprised me. This is such a great idea.
>> Oh, fantastic. [ __ ] This is so cool.
>> Two mouths.
Yeah. And just like somebody's never been able So you don't even know if it's freaky. You're just like everything's scary and overwhelming.
>> Yeah.
>> Who's that really [ __ ] tall guy over there bent over backwards with a couple mouths? Yeah.
>> And you're like, "Huh?
>> That's scary.
>> Oh, that's just Jerry.
>> That's scary."
He [ __ ] touched onto us down at the old pub.
>> "You look well. Are you thirsty?" the monster asked in a lifting tone. Soft and feminine. Not much beyond a girl.
Oh, I'll go. I'll go even. I'll go even higher. Are you all right, Noah? Oh, that's a different one. Never mind.
Are you all right, Noah? Shenada asked.
You've gone pale as the dead.
>> I looked at my friend. Does everything seem okay here?
>> What do you mean?
>> I don't know. I said, watching the tall thing with the voice of a girl. I turned to the doctor. Is it possible I might experience hallucinations with these new eyes? I possible. Your brain is still getting adjusted to processing visual feedback for the first time in your life. It's not just the eyes, but the nerves that are fresh. Give everything time. You see anything unusual? Well, everything is unusual for you, right?
Oh, >> the doctor laughed.
>> A large spider with butterfly wings flew out of his mouth. Interesting. So, he's just like straight tripping balls.
>> He's tripping balls.
>> Lovely. I said lying down. I think I need some rest. Rest up. The thing with two mouths told me.
>> I'll be close. All you'll need to do is call for me.
>> An ancient Irish demon.
>> Yeah, a remnant of Nile of the Nine, the high king of Ireland.
>> It's the Less Monster.
>> Uh, that's Scotland, I think.
>> Sorry to all the IRISH PEOPLE.
>> IT'S ST. PATRICK.
THERE'S A SNAKE, >> A LEOPARD.
>> I was out of the hospital the next day.
Doc made me a promise to keep a journal of any odd sights I encountered. And having never seen anything at all before, it was all a bit odd, mostly lovely with a few exceptions. Chenade was a darling and took time off from uni to play tour guide. We visited Trinity College and St. Stevens Green, the James Joyce Center, Kilamanum Gaul, and I swear every museum in town. I don't know how to say go. I'd been to all those places before, but I was literally seeing them now with new eyes for the first time. Sin led me from spot to spot with the enthusiasm of a local showing off her neighborhood to a visiting Martian. It was a lovely week where my mind made connections between old sounds and new sites at a breakneck pace.
Colors became more than names. They came alive, vivid, and each unique as a fingerprint. However, not everything I saw left a pleasant impression. A few times each day during that first week, I would notice that I was being watched.
The feeling always came from behind me, like a hot needle hovering just above the skin on my neck. I turned around to find a dozen eyes staring. Eyes, some as large as manhole covers, others the size of swimming pools. They were peeking out of me from walls of nearby buildings.
They were entirely black, all except for small white irises. When the eyes noticed me staring back, they would blink and disappear. The more time that passed, the more uncomfortable visions I would see. Children with blurred faces walking down the street in pairs. A man with a cigarette always hidden in the smoke. Shadows drifting across clouds.
Dark silhouettes that spoke of secret giants just out of sight. I kept reminding myself that these creatures weren't real, but my blood always ran a little quicker when I encountered one.
>> This is such a great idea. This is great.
>> So amazing. On the fourth day of my tour of Dublin, I decided to touch one of the monsters. A small sprite, not much more than a red glow the size of a coin. It was buzzing down the street. Came close, orbiting my head. I never looked at it, never led on, and while Chenade's eye was drawn by a bookstore. I struck, reaching out and catching the sprite in one hand. For a moment, I felt nothing at all. Then it was like someone dragged a razor blade across my palm.
>> Sh! I yelled, shaking my hand open, and the red glow zipped away.
>> "What's the matter then, Noah? You all right?" Chenade asked.
>> "Couldn't be finer," I replied, tucking my hand in my pocket. "Just a quamp." I could feel warm liquid between my fingers. Most likely that Snickers bar I had left in my pocket. It was melted.
Chenade was waving her arms, explaining the history of the bookstore next to us.
I added that.
>> You added that? You can't improv.
>> Uh history of the bookstore next to us.
I tried to listen but kept getting distracted. The monsters were real enough to draw blood. I shivered and told myself it was only a breeze.
>> It was only a breeze.
>> On our fifth day walking around Dublin, I saw the butcher shop. Shin and I had just gotten lunch and sitting outside the cafe and the spring sunshine listening to the birds and the bells. I couldn't get over the way the light reflected from my beer bottle onto the table. That has to be so cool.
Refraction and reflection. Just the the mind would be blown.
>> Never seen before. Yeah. Every day and just thinking of what it might look like and then actually seeing it.
>> Yeah. Because if you if you had never known, there would just be no concept of it.
>> It's just so unbelievable.
>> Yeah. It it would be like a transcendental experience.
>> Absolutely.
>> Yeah. It's a whole new dimension.
>> It's a whole new world.
>> You know where that's from?
>> Uh, no. I've heard it.
Frozen.
Where is IT FROM? IT'S ALADDIN. OH, YEAH. I DON'T [ __ ] KNOW.
>> My wife.
>> I kept passing my hand over it, watching the reflection ripple across my palm.
There was a bandage tape there, and the tiny creature's bite had gone deep.
>> I was looking around at all the people in motion when I caught sight of an outofplace shop across the street. The first thing that stood out was the pigs.
Six large hogs dangled from chains in front of the store. They were hacked up with gaping wounds gone black at the edges. All six carcasses were covered in fat flies. The bodies buzzed loud enough to be heard over the traffic. When the wind shifted, I caught a whiff of the fckened rot and almost returned my lunch to the table.
>> "Flounder not sitting well?" Chenade asked, rocking back in her chair, eyes almost certainly closed behind huge glasses. "Do you not >> sunglasses? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I said glasses. It says sunglasses.
>> Do you not smell that? I can't believe they're allowed to just leave pigs out there. Must be some kind of health code violation." What pigs?
>> Across the street in front of the butcher.
>> Chenade turned her head, looked and frowned. The closest thing to a butcher over there is the organic olive oil and vinegar shop. I believe you might be seeing phantoms again.
>> Sure, but smelling them, too.
>> Shin shrugged. The mind is a funny thing. Senses are like dominoes, each influencing the others.
>> I rubbed some lemon juice under my nose to combat the odor. Lemon juice doesn't really smell.
>> Why are they Why? I feel like I'd be more concerned if you were blind and then you started seeing [ __ ] pigs.
>> Well, like the doctor said that there was all sorts of hallucinations and it's entirely possible though.
>> I know. Are they in on it >> is what I'm saying cuz that's not normal. That can't be normal >> to hallucinate >> to hallucinate like pigs that are cut open in a butcher shop.
>> Yeah. I mean, I assume you would never be able to hallucinate anything that you haven't already seen.
>> Yeah, >> I assume.
>> It's weird. I don't know.
>> Eyes and stuff. That makes sense. This is making Yeah, this is This is making me shifty about all the characters around them.
>> I'm starting to think this could be a HORROR STORY.
>> THE pigs were swinging gently from their hooks.
There was a faded wooden sign above the shop. It read Carver's Market. So nice to meet you.
>> That's a little inside joke for my wife.
>> That was really funny.
>> Yeah, I knew you'd like that.
>> I really like that. I really like that a The building was dirty and sat small between its neighbors. I can't do an Irish accent. Well, you're already I feel like you're you're uh leading the charge. Yeah, >> I'm in it.
>> There were blotches everywhere, most red, black, and old. Grime caked on the windows like [ __ ] on my toilet.
>> One of which was missing a few panes of glass. As I studied the shop, a figure emerged from the door, stooping to get through, taller than any man I'd ever seen. It was Prime Shack and he was aroused.
>> Stop improving.
>> Tall.
>> Is it improving or is it just making [ __ ] up?
>> It's making [ __ ] up.
>> Taller than any man I'd ever seen. The thing had a human body but the head of a boar. I apologize to be disrespectful to the story. It's very good. A white horn jutted out from above. I would love to see what this looks like. A white horn jutted out from above one ear while another horn curled back and over the opposite ear. Asian Shenade.
>> Yes.
>> What's the animal with the spiral horns?
>> Rams. Why do you ask?
>> I sip my tea. I saw a little trimmer in the cup.
>> Just popped into my head. I guess he's really scared right now.
>> Just popped into my head.
>> Oh, no reason.
>> The creature was completely naked.
>> I want to improv bad. The creature was completely naked with a big swinging dick. except also beyond that for a stained apron which was stretched by an enormous gut. Its arms were thick with coils of muscle and there was not a patch of visible hair on the giant.
Chenade was chatting about where we might go for dinner later, but I couldn't pry my attention from the butcher. It stood next to the carcasses, looming over the busy street just a few feet from the shop. A flow of people passed without sparing the butcher or his shop a glance. The creature crossed its arms and tilted its head faster than I could follow. It shot out a hand the size of a football and snatched a man off the foot path. Except that wasn't exactly right. A version of the man kept walking while an identical copy kicked and struggled against the butcher's grip. Some twin or some clone. The monster carried its shrieking captive over the line over to the line of pigs, pulled another chain down from the rack, and pressed the hook on the end into the man's back until he was hanging. What in the [ __ ] >> Like a chainsaw massacre.
>> Yeah, it was meat hook. The screaming got much wor. Is that what you would do if you got hung up on a meat hook? You go, >> that was an impression of your scream.
I thought it was pretty good.
>> Yeah, it was pretty good.
>> You do it. Yeah, you do it.
>> Which one? I've got 100.
>> That scream that I just did.
>> See?
>> Right.
>> Yeah, >> I hear him scream a lot.
>> Okay, maybe lightheaded. Oh [ __ ] I'm going to pass out.
>> Me, too. I need to take a sleep real quick.
>> The screaming got much worse. Mucho. I couldn't even hear Chenade anymore. My new eyes were locked on the screen across on the scene across the street.
The butcher calmly walked inside the shop, then returned with a long knife that curved upwards like his penis. It held the squirming man by the hair and placed the point of the blade on his shirt just under his belly button.
"Don't," I whispered. "No, no, no, no, >> don't what?" Chenade asked.
>> I didn't answer. The butcher lightly ran the knife up the shirt. Fabric split, revealing a pale belly. Slowly, the creature returned the blade to the man's belly button, pressed, and pulled up hard. I've never heard another person make a sound like that poor fella did as he hung on the chain, pawing at his stomach, trying to keep his guts in.
>> Oily purple and gray ropes kept slipping out from the slit in the man, squeezing between his desperate fingies. He was open from neck to navl. The only mercy was that it didn't last long and then he was empty and still.
Can you imagine being emptied out and still conscious?
>> I wonder if you'd feel light.
>> Do you feel light?
>> I feel like you'd go into shock instantly.
>> I feel like that's a valid thing. You'd be like, "Oh my god."
>> Just kidding.
Just kidding.
>> Just kidding. It's a fake story, guys.
>> That identical copy of the gutted guy looked healthy and oblivious. He was three steps from rounding the corner after the two men stopped. They looked around like he was confused, then grabbed his stomach. The shriek that ripped out of his mouth was the exact same that came from his twin. A crowd gathered around the thrashing man.
Phones came out, some to call for help, others to record. That'd be me. The stranger's shoes kept scraping against the food path. Fast, slower, then no movement. Meanwhile, I'm there [ __ ] recording that [ __ ] >> Binoculars. Whoa, that's crazy.
>> Posting it on my gore page on Instagram.
>> Saints above, Chenade whispered. What should we do?
>> I wanted to answer. Please do believe me. But I could not find my boys. The butcher was watching me. Tiny black eyes pinning me to my chairs. It licked the curved knife. Oh [ __ ] I stood up. Can we go? I'll leave cash on the table for the bill, said I. Shin looked up from the growing crowd and the dead man to me.
>> Shouldn't we help? She asked.
>> You think we can, or is this past us?
Chenade bit her lip but stood up. I tucked money under my mug and I tried not to notice the butcher's eyes following me as we left.
>> That's horrible.
>> His little beady eyes just >> Yeah. looking at you. I'd never seen spring before. It's a hell of a lovely thing. Trees shedding dead skin to reveal all of that green. Nearly 30 years in Dublin, hearing and smelling and tasting nearly 30 springs. But this was the first I had been able to watch.
Such a shame. I spent so much of those weeks with my eyes closed, praying that monsters slouching through the city wouldn't notice me. That is terrifying.
>> That is terrifying.
>> After encountering the butcher on Cow's Lane, I begged off the remainder of Chenade's planned tour of the city. The cut on my palm and the dead man was enough proof that I couldn't keep pretending the creatures I saw were hallucinations. The smoking man was following me. Face always hidden in the exhaust. It stuck to him like a veil.
Compared to some of the horrors I saw that spring, though, he was damn near Bunny. There was an ever growing parade of nightmares roaming the streets wherever I looked. Men and women who, when the light struck them just right, would turn translucent, filled with black veins that twisted into knots.
Other abominations buzzed and slithered and knelt on the street, shaking. Some noticed me staring. Every now and then, one might slowly, quietly change their course to start heading in my direction.
After that happened, I ran. Dignity be damned. So far, none of the creatures chose to pursue. After one such encounter with a cloud made of teeth and silk, I ducked down an alley to catch my breath. More than once, I considered locking myself in my house, but I'd run into monsters there as well. Eyes looking through windows, fingers pressing against wallpaper, and my name whispered whenever I passed a closed door.
Noah, I wasn't about to wait for trouble to come find me alone and asleep. So, I spent my nights walking. I figured if something was going to take a bite out of me, I might as well die with a pretty view. And Dublin's skyline at sunset was worth dying over at least a few dozen times.
>> Imagine the finest gold and violet dust you'd ever seen, where the light comes in layers and each unique shade only survives for a moment before dissolving forever.
>> Sounds like a regular sunset >> to me.
>> Now imagine you've lived your entire life in the dark. Can you blame me for walking even with monsters about?
>> No, I love sunsets. Uh, breath successfully caught and restrained.
Breath successfully caught and restrained. After fleeing from the tooth cloud, I exited the alley from the same way I'd entered. But the street I emerged onto was unfamiliar. The buildings were older. The road was cobblestone. It was not a car in sight.
Oh, bullets, I said. I turned back to the alley only to find the opening gone.
A blank brick wall stood in its place.
Not great. That's bad.
>> He's in the uh >> the upside down.
>> No, that's the better one. Evil Dead.
>> Oh. Uh what do they call it?
>> I don't know.
>> The Dark Place.
>> No, >> it's just like a dumb name like that.
>> I know it is.
>> Yeah, I think it's called The Dark Place or something.
>> IS IT >> THE NECRONOMICON?
>> NECRONOMICON.
>> Bara Mikto.
No, don't read from the BOOK OF THE DEAD.
SO, THE >> THE DEADLANDS, >> the Deadlands, >> the Deadlands. It's like the Deadlands from the Evil Dead, Ash versus Evil Dead show. Watch it.
>> It is a really good show.
>> Such a good show.
>> Don't pirate it, though.
>> Don't pirate it.
>> Bruce Campbell will be pissed.
>> Yeah, that's why it got shut down.
>> Yeah, we should have Bruce Campbell on the show.
>> He's sick right now.
>> He's sick.
>> I love Bruce Campbell. He's my idol.
This new street was crowded. Men and women and children walked by wearing clothes at least a hundred years out of date. Big hats, layered dresses. Even the kids wore ties. Nobody seemed to notice that I stood out like a jalapeno in a bowl of milk. I tried to blend in as best I could, looking around for any familiar landmarks. Not great. My eyes happened upon the face of a child sitting on a stoop across the street. I swallowed a scream. The creature was not human. Almost definitely not human. Its eyes were huge compared to its small face. The iris were white and all of the surrounding were black. There was no hair visible on its head, no eyebrows, and the skin looked slightly damp. The child was wet. The child's nose was barely a slit, and its mouth set far too low. All but eradicating the concept of a chin. Fat square teeth were just visible between the thin lips. That's so such an interesting like I want to I want to sculpt that. I look so stupid.
I get a glimpse of you in the camera.
>> I like it. I feel like I'm not uh >> You feel free.
>> Yeah. Like I'm not like I don't matter.
>> That's how I feel. I feel like anything I do is fine because I'm not going to be held responsible for it cuz I'm you.
>> Yeah. In in this in this outfit. Like I feel I feel like I just It'd be better off if I just wasn't here. That's how I feel.
>> Well, that's not good.
>> But it's not bad feeling really. I just feel relaxed.
>> I do, too.
>> Yeah. Like I feel like I should just be watching.
>> Less responsibility.
>> Yeah. I feel like I feel like a uh a poltergeist.
>> I almost haunted you last night, but you had a migraine, so I didn't.
>> I had the craziest dream migraine dreams last night.
>> Really? I was standing over >> like this. That makes sense. You were in them with the wig on.
>> Yeah, my big Sasquatch.
>> It's a pair in your mouth.
>> [ __ ] horrible, DUDE.
[ __ ] >> GET BACK TO IT.
>> Say that.
>> I say that a lot. [ __ ] [ __ ] YEAH, THERE YOU GO. The combined effect made the creature look both ancient and newborn at the same moment. I looked at other figures in the crowd, trying to act natural. All of the faces resembled the child, lineless, hairless, and pale with striking features. I ducked my head down and began walking. People weren't the only oddities on the street. The shops had these strangest titles all painted on crude wooden signs that swung in the breeze above doorways. I love this. This is like just I'm imagining it >> and it's very good narration. I hate when things are overdescribed, but he's doing it in a really nice way.
>> And just the world that they're creating. I just can imagine like a game taking place in this world. So, so interesting. I read them as I hurried along the foot path. Poof and consequences. Fine dentistry and palm readings. No, Nash daycare. Axes and X's artisal hardware and marriage counseling. You dirty worthless worm ice cream parlor. That's incredible.
>> That's We need to open that.
>> We need to open the dirty worthless worm >> in this town. It's tough being a woman, isn't it?
>> My balls got in the way.
>> I hate when that happens.
>> My [ __ ] balls are They're hot and they're [ __ ] They're not liking this weather. My balls ain't liking this pleather. I rushed past the mall, doing my best to stare down at the cobblestones. Every now and then, I'd catch a flash of what was happening behind some of the shop windows. This made me walk faster. I approached the corner and stooped. A green sign stood on a tall pole, Hollowbridge Road. It read. There were two shops on opposite ends of the lane. One appeared to be a baker and the other, I'm not sure how to describe it. The shop didn't have a traditional sign. Instead, a massive cross that looked like it was carved from driftwood hung above the doorway. A chubby man thing wearing a vest and shirt sleeve sat on a stool outside the shop between two tables. One of the tables held a cage full of panicked birds going.
>> Birds.
>> Panicked birds.
>> Make that sound like a bird.
>> Bring it up a couple notches.
>> That'd be really funny. Just cut the sound out and just make a bird sound.
Just Overlay of bird sounds just totally quiet.
>> Birds going off.
>> That would be really funny.
>> Yeah, make it happen. The other table supported by a box of wooden crosses.
I'm yawning so much right now. I apologize.
>> I didn't sleep well at all last night.
>> You're scary. You're scaring me.
>> Keep going. You're doing great.
>> Humming softly, the man reached into the cage and snatched a bird from the air in flight. Except I was close enough now to see that it wasn't a bird. It was a tiny winged woman. Miniature blue feathers sprouted from her back. She was screaming in small, fragile voice. I moved closer. I don't know why.
>> Yeah.
>> Casually, like he was plucking petals from a flower, the man ripped the wings from the creature's back. Her shrieking became frantic. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Her shrieking became frantic.
So high. Keep going. Screech. Oh, frantic screeching. Come on. so high pitched that it wo in and out of the audible range. In one clean motion, the man then pressed his captive against a wooden cross in a box and held her in place with one hand and with his other hand he retrieved a hammer and NAIL FROM THE TABLE. "NO," I SAID, MY VOICE LOST IN THE CROWD. I TOOK A STEP TOWARDS THE MAN. "DON'T DO."
He was so fast, I never saw the movement, only the result. The woman shivered and twitched on her little cross, a hobnailed through her chest.
She kicked twice and then was still exposed.
Cut the hell. I wanted to hurt the man.
I wanted to walk over to the squat little bastard and drive a few nails into the soft, sensitive parts of his body. But when he glanced up from his work and I saw his black and white eyes, all the anger left me in an instant. I turned, pretending to study some other shop, praying that the creature would not notice me. While I was hiding, a giant with a head of a hog walked out of the shop across the street. It was the butcher. A woman followed the creature outside. She had a blank warped face like all the rest. Unlike most, though, she did have hair.
>> It was black and beautiful and dragged on the ground behind her, leaving a wet trail.
>> That's horrifying.
>> That is horrifying. Like the grudge.
>> The butcher leaned down, almost kneeling. The woman gave it a kiss on the cheek and then wiped her hands on a white apron just like the one the giant wore. Both aprons were covered in red stains and the butcher stood and began walking down the street. I did my best to fade into the nearest brick wall.
When the monster passed, I was overwhelmed with the smell of meat and vanilla.
>> It didn't notice me or didn't care if it did.
>> Meat and vanilla.
>> The woman with the dark hair returned to her shop. A simple blue and silver sign announced her profession. Flowers Bakery. I'm not sure why I went to look.
The street was full of horrors, and there was no reason for me to drink in another with my new eyes, but I couldn't resist. I approached the dirty window, cupped my hands against the glass, and peered in. Bodies swung from chains impaled by meat hooks, leaking purple red onto the wooden floorboards. The butcher's work. I watched the woman scoop up a handful of the awful that was puddling under the hooks. She carried the material over to her counter and plopped into a circle of fresh dough.
Grinning, the baker licked her fingers clean. Ew. I threw up on the streak like that.
A few of the creatures noticed, watching me like I was an animal that had wandered into a dinner party. A mixture of amused and annoyed.
I heard a ringing sound coming from the alley on my left. A phone. I patted my pockets until I located my cell. It was not the source of the ringing, and when I tried to call Chenade, there was no signal. The other phone continued to ring, not having all that many options and wary of getting any more attention from the locals, I slipped down the alley. Sitting in the middle of the space was a tall white and green box with a cross-hatched glass door.
Telephone.
Telephone. I opened the door. I said telephone.
>> Telephone.
>> Telephone.
>> Telephone.
>> I opened the door and picked up the receiver.
>> Hello, Noah. What's What the [ __ ] is that?
>> Crack.
>> Crack.
>> What's the deal?
>> Hello, Noah. What's the crack? asked a familiar voice on the other end of the line.
>> Shenade.
>> I see you're playing tourist in a bad part of town.
>> Her voice is wrong. Strained and overlapping like three or four people speaking at once. You're not Chenade, I said.
>> No, we suppose not. Not yet. We just wanted to feel comfortable during our chat.
>> I'm about as comfortable as a cat in a shark tank. Thank you kindly. I like the jalapeno and milk and cat in a shark tank.
>> Cat in a shark tank and a jalapeno and milk.
>> I feel like a jalapeno and a glass of milk.
>> I like that a lot. I don't know why I went transatlantic.
Uh the voices laughed.
You want to do a laugh?
>> You hit That's a good laugh. You got to do that more often.
>> Okay.
>> When your mom comes on Friday, the first funny thing she says, cuz she's always dropping zingers, you should laugh at it like that. It'll blow our mind.
>> They're all going to be like, "What the fuck?" And you be like, "That's just how she laughs."
>> All right. Um, the voices laugh.
>> You know what they say about curiosity and the cat, Noah. Why did you need to go looking for trouble?
>> Hell to that. I didn't go searching for a king. The voices giggled.
Got to do some giggles there.
And yet, and yet troubled you found. So run, little cat. Run before your sharks find out you don't belong in the water.
>> I open my mouth to yawn.
Shoo. I think I inherited a thyroid issue with his outfit.
All [ __ ] up. I'm all tired. I'm so tired today.
>> He's got he got POS.
>> You're carrying dude hard.
>> A No, you're doing good. I feel like this is me. Usually I think you're doing a great impression. I'm usually just like >> No, that's literally not true. I'm not doing an impression of you. Just so we're clear. Just so we're clear. I don't want to do an impression of you.
>> Serve serves face immediately.
I opened my mouth to reply back with something cutting. Then I looked at the glass door to see creatures watching me from the mouth of the alley. It was getting dark much quicker than it should. A sunset bled out over the antique street, spilling orange gold light over the cobblestones. Do you know what it feels like to be disembowled?
Not Chenade asked. If it's done quickly with a sharp knife, you won't experience much pain at first. Just a strange sucking feeling, then a terrible emptiness as your insides flow out of you into a slick pile at your feet. Your first instinct will be to catch them and push them back into the cut. This won't work. The ropes and organs will slip through your fingers. Then that's when the pain starts, of course, if the gutting is done with a dull knife slowly. Why aren't you running yet, Noah? Oh.
Oh. Oh, that's exactly what I would imagine it feel like. You just want to be like, "No, no, no. Put it back."
>> Uhhuh. No, no, no, no, no, no.
>> Just getting the rope.
>> YEAH. YEAH. COIL BACK.
>> There's a real story of I know of a woman that did that and survived.
>> Many people have been disembowled. But she she escaped from a serial killer up at up up there in Canada and she held it all in and she waved down a car.
She survived >> sucking >> and she's the reason he got caught which is [ __ ] baller and >> brave as [ __ ] >> Shout out.
>> I burst out of the telephone booth in a dead sprint, arms held up to ward off any of the locals that might try to grab me. None of them did. Instead, I saw them pause and point towards me as I came out onto the street. It was already full night and lamps are glowing, casting cool shadows on the cobblestone.
I ran back towards the first alley, hoping that it would be there. The creatures continued to watch me. I saw mouths pulled back, eyes wide, chests shaking. They were laughing at me silently, the entire street.h.
I stepped into a long shadow from a nearby lamp and tripped. I stepped into the shadow, my leg sinking to the knee.
>> It was like finding a soft spot in a marsh.
>> Bogman. Every time I hear the word bog or marsh, I just think of bog man.
>> Bogman.
>> There's all these bog people in in Ireland of like uh ancient Anglo.
>> The bog.
>> Bogman.
>> The bog.
>> Cuz they get mummified in the bog and [ __ ] >> They do. We just watched another movie like that.
>> Hope I get mummified in a bog one day.
>> I'll do that for you.
>> Thank you. Love of my life.
>> Just trying to do your faces. You got to get the eyebrows.
>> I can't do that one.
>> What a what a horror show this is.
>> You look nothing like this.
>> Yeah, I know.
>> Yeah, >> I'm aware.
>> Yeah, I look like a [ __ ] beast.
Somehow I look more manly dressed like a woman. You >> do. You actually do.
>> Somehow I look more masculine dressed like a [ __ ] woman. I don't know what's up with that. I'm gonna start doing that.
>> I'd still smash.
>> Start Morgan.
>> I'd still smash.
>> Start.
>> I think I look devilishly handsome.
>> You do. You You're just doing a Ron Burgundy.
>> I am. Cuz whenever I have a me mustache on, that's always the voice I do.
>> I can tell it's been You've been like It's a It's a good mix. It's an amalgam of me and Ron Burgundy. Yeah, >> exactly.
>> The Human Torch took out a bank loan.
>> Yeah.
>> I love Ron Burgundy so much.
>> The children. The children. The shadow was cold and wet, sticking to my pant as I tried to scramble out. The locals weren't laughing anymore, and I pulled hard enough I worried my hip would dislocate, but the shadow held. It was like tar or ink and quicksand. Something bumped my ankle from under the surface.
I screamed.
You're going to lose your voice. You don't lose your voice.
>> I'm a professional.
>> I screamed, tried once more to stand, and only ended up slipping further into the shadow. Now both my legs were stuck and I was falling. I clawed at the ground but felt myself dragged under. It was so cold. I held my breath for as long as I could floating in the dark. Just before I passed out, I inhaled.
>> When I woke up, I was lying on a foot path looking up at a bright summer sky.
The sounds of Dublin hammered around me.
Modern Dublin. My Dublin.
>> I sat up and looked around. I was back on Grafton Street. People milled about normal people. My stomach felt like I'd swallowed a wasp's nest. It still does.
It's been a week since my visit to Hollow Bridge, and Chenade's been calling. The real Chenade. At least I think the real one. I've been avoiding her and everyone else. I keep thinking of the butcher and of all the creatures laughing and following me. They all seem so hungry in my memory. I can't walk down the street without watching every shadow, terrified one wrong step would send me back to Hollow Bridge. Most nights, I barricade myself in my bedroom doing research. I found a group online that has experienced similar encounters, and we all have something in common.
We've all been given new eyes.
>> Even when I'm hiding, I can feel an invisible pressure bearing down on me.
Part of me wants to run, but a bigger part of me is tired of running.
If the next shadow I step through sends me back to Hollow Bridge, I'll go through chin up and ice sharpen dick hard. I'll find where that [ __ ] bridge goes. My online group is starting to feel like a small family.
We all have our little nicknames to protect our identities, and I didn't want to reveal that my name is Noah, so I used the first call sign that came to mind, Dublin.
>> I realize now that choosing a nickname based on the city where I live is actually less secretive than simply giving away my real name. Oh, well, if anyone asks, I'll tell them I'm from Kark. That's a funny joke. That's probably a really funny joke.
>> It is. Yeah.
>> I don't understand.
>> I like that.
>> Just like from a different city in in >> Yeah, >> that's probably they're they're at odds.
>> Exactly. Yeah, >> that's funny.
>> Car. That's where my family's from.
>> What?
>> I don't [ __ ] >> He's a [ __ ] liar.
>> I'm not.
>> I'm not. He says, whipping his hair.
>> Lying.
>> No, I'm not.
>> I AM NOT. NO. The Irish in my family is from Cork. Go like this. No, I'm not.
>> No, I'm not.
>> No.
>> With your voice, MAKE IT.
>> NO, I'M NOT.
NO, I'm not.
>> No, I'm not.
>> It's better.
>> County Cork.
>> County Cork. All right. Well, that was a fantastic story. I feel like every story we read, it's like I don't know. They're all so great.
>> So creative. They're all so good.
They're all so creative. And uh yeah, I'm honored to be dressed as my wife today.
>> I'm honored to be dressed as my husband.
I'm going to stay dressed like this.
>> Your chin's not big enough. You're not ugly enough.
>> Wait. Okay. Wait. I'm going to morph myself into you.
looks the same.
>> I thought I looked like I feel like when I get the shadow on my face like this >> Yeah. the more angular >> seem less feminine. It's just like uh You look more like the um Lorax than me.
>> I do look like the Lorax. I do look like the Lorax.
>> All right. Well, story was great. Travis Brown, shout out. That was awesome.
>> Yeah, I love that. That was really good.
That was really good.
>> So, anyways, that was uh Shadows Lie on the Streets of Dublin. Incredible story.
Travis Brown, an incredible author. It's just one of many stories that he has written. You guys can go check him out uh at tbights.com.
We'll have a link to his website and his Substack in the description. Thank you, Travis, for trusting us with this. Thank you, Satchel, for setting all this up.
And thank you, my incredible wife, for uh doing the show with me, cuz it is very fun. It's very fun. I have a lot of fun doing this.
>> Yeah. And we literally I mean I only do this because it's fun.
>> Me, too.
>> Because I enjoy it.
>> Yeah. Me, too.
>> I really like it.
>> Yep.
>> So, >> let's do uh male.
>> We still have to do male. Keep your nipples in your shirt, you [ __ ] >> Look at my little pink nipples.
>> I'm going to rip and pull on them.
>> That's a good impression of me.
>> That's what he always says to me.
>> I do say that. I got one of >> Make them long.
>> I want to I do say that.
That's a rip and pull and twist and tug. Rip and pull and twist and tug. Make them long.
>> That's the best impression you've done of me.
>> I don't go y but >> he goes, >> "What are you doing, John?
All right.
>> All right.
>> You are male.
>> You are male.
>> Um, hey Caleb and Christina said xxx doodles xxx. Hope you're both well.
Thank you for my new addiction to sour boys. The flavors are amazing. The new ad was so well done and funny.
>> Yeah. Oh, I thought we were going to hype.
>> No, it's so I'm I'm giving it away to you.
>> Oh, thank you. Thank you. I I wrote Well, I mean my it was based off Monty Python. Can't take full credits, but >> Yeah. But you still did a good job.
>> I had a lot of fun. Yeah. Making it with you.
>> I want to do more like that.
>> Oh, yeah. That gives me the most joy.
>> Yeah. It's really cool seeing people like >> dressing up and having fun and making ads that I actually am proud of.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz that's like I really obviously, you know, you're very involved in Sour Boys and like coming up with ideas and stuff like that, but like that's really where you're like >> that's my wheelhouse.
>> Yeah. It's like your shiny example of being able to do stuff. So, >> thanks.
>> How do you guys deal with burnout and keep the creativity going either with YouTube, your business, or hobbies? I've been struggling with a creative block for about 6 months. To keep it short, I'm working on building a huge Minecraft creative world for people to eventually be able to play on, as well as a lore book to accompany it. That's really cool. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. Thank you for starting that.
>> Uh, that's incredible in all honesty.
>> So cool.
>> Um, that's really cool. I don't know.
Yeah, I mean I I mean I've been known to burn out more so with like hobby stuff like for painting for example. I haven't done that for months, but then you just kind of just kind of got to start doing it. But take a I think it's okay to take a break.
>> Take a break.
>> You need to take a break. I mean for work we can't really do that. But I think for me all the different stuff we do that helps me from burning out.
>> Just take a break. If I was just doing true crime or something, I would have been >> dunzosh >> like a while ago.
>> Mhm.
>> For sure. We get to do this and be silly and then I get to dig into stuff to learn about true crime and stuff or conspiracies and then I can do fun stuff like reading Reddit or these stories.
Yeah, >> it's cool.
>> So, I think for you, I mean, maybe try to do something else on the side.
>> Mhm. Yeah. Avoid burnout. I don't know.
That's I mean, I feel like all that's pretty solid advice. I don't really >> have anything else to add. Hank Trilling said, "Call me Oompa and Chrisville."
Hey, that's ironic. How did he know that?
>> Did you say that we were dressed as each other?
>> That's funny.
>> That is funny.
>> That's actually really funny. Call me Oompa and Chrisville. Do you think we could get some juicy filled little guys in the future that are slightly larger?
You could call them little chuds.
>> That's a good name. Uh maybe one of these days. I mean, sky's >> the limit. That >> sky's is the limit, right?
>> It is. It is. It's not even the limit.
Lizard Boy 24 said, "Serial killer Mama Chris, what is a good hairstyle for guy with hairs that just sit on your forehead and have no lift whatsoever?
Thanks."
>> Oh, like is your hair fine like mine, >> dude? Dude, do what I do. Get yourself a straight iron >> that's curved on the outside and just >> mess with it in the morning. Just curl it up. Do some do some [ __ ] with it.
There's no shame in putting an iron to your hair. Tell you what.
>> Mhm. Yeah. Tell you what, I have like my hair is like like it is slick.
>> That's an exaggeration.
>> It's slick.
>> It's not that bad.
>> It's slick.
>> You're very critical of it, but I like it.
>> I look >> like coconut head.
>> No, you don't. When you purposefully shape it like a coconut and you walk out, you're like, I look like coconut head. I'm like, yeah, you do.
>> I have to shape it though. Otherwise, it's like I It's just straight. It's just straight and it's like sllicked to my head and greasy. I understand.
Anyway, curling iron or actually just do a straight iron and then you can just flip it with a straight iron. Just grab it, flip it or flip it up and then put some texture spray in there. Get texture spray. Write this down. It's texture spray.
Flip your hair around with a little iron.
Texture spray or dry shampoo. And then you're good. Maybe a little hairspray.
Get you a weave. Get a wig.
>> Summer Noon said, "Chris, I know you like rock. Have you ever heard of Mad Gallica? She toured under Ghost, Aussie, and Metallica, and now she's doing her own thing. The messages are so beautiful, uplifting, and Bosy body positive. My song racks are beautiful creature, human hand, cat in a bag, and dagger."
>> What's the name? We should look at >> uh Mad Galica Galica.
>> No, I have not heard of this person. Um, but I love rocks, so I need to That's sick.
>> That's pretty cool.
>> Thank you. I will listen to her now.
That's awesome.
>> Then from last week, Sky or two weeks ago, Sky 1023 said, "Hi Chris and Caleb."
>> That's it.
>> Hi Chris and Caleb. I was wondering a few things. First, am I the [ __ ] I'm 25 and I still live with my parents. No, I've made mistakes in the past causing them to lose their trust in me.
>> However, I am working to change. Few years ago, in my first year of college, I met this guy. We had PE together. I reconnected with an old friend from high school. She was a year ahead of ahead of me. I had just turned 18 and they were threatening to throw me out over every little thing. I had a test coming up and told my teacher that I might miss the test and why so that if I had the chance, I could make it up. I took the test and she offered to help me find a new place to live. My parents found out and accused my friends of helping me. It wasn't them. I got dropped from school.
A few years later, I found the guy on Instagram and we started talking. He got into some legal trouble because of his brother. My mom found out and forbade me from talking to him or anyone online.
Yet, here I am. The guy was a good, kind person, and I learned later that my mom didn't like his family, therefore didn't like him. Anyway, because of watching you, Chris, I made a friend on TikTok.
We have been talking for almost a year in September. He is kind, understanding, and lets me vent about my home situation and has never once been inappropriate in any way. Am I the [ __ ] for not telling my parents knowing that they will tell me to stop talking to my only friend right now? Should I tell them? A friend of mine wants to know if you both understand how much you have impacted people with your light, kindness, and sense of humor because you bring light to everyone's darkness. Love you both.
Keep shining your lights. You're 25. Do whatever you want.
>> I was going to say, >> [ __ ] your parents.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, always be careful with people online, but if if this person's being a green flag like what they are and they're not requesting anything that's that makes you uncomfortable, then yeah, you're you're an adult person.
>> Yeah. Do whatever you want.
>> Do whatever you want.
>> Yeah. Just be careful obviously like what Christina said.
>> Yes.
>> And no, you're not the [ __ ] I feel like >> No, I don't think so.
>> I don't think so. And also, thank you for the kind words.
>> Yeah. Thank you for >> Thank you for the kind words.
>> Summer said, "Love you all so much." And Selena, too, can you guys do the I'll make a face, you make the sound trend.
If you haven't heard of it, one person makes a funny face and then repeats the same face while the other person makes a funny sound that they >> did that on my on my TikTok. Remember when I was like then you'd be like, >> "Oh, a long time ago."
>> Yeah. Long time.
>> Okay. Play the roll the clip.
>> I make the face, you make the sound.
Okay.
>> OKAY.
Let's see. Blueski said, "Hey, Caleb and Chris." Space exclamation space, space.
Big fan of you both all the way from South Carolina. I wanted to ask, do you think in the future you'll be doing more ghost videos? Caleb is absolutely hilarious in the videos you did with Selena at your house. Love you both.
>> I would love to. I would love to. I feel like we still need to go to uh Dr. Parkinstein's.
>> Yeah, we do.
>> I think that'd be fun.
>> Yeah, it would be it would be good.
>> I know you don't like it as much though.
>> I mean, I like doing stuff with you.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. But I just don't like >> We can be >> ghost videos on the internet. Yeah. I just don't want to like take the piss out of stuff people love.
>> Yeah.
>> Without realizing that that's like >> I get you.
>> Yeah. I don't want to be like disrespectful. Whatever. Alexandia said, "I'm literally dying catching up on the TLS. I struggle with word salad, so I apologize if in general I don't make sense." Four commas in that sentence.
Everyone's reaction was dead. Rolling laughing in the beginning of the segment. Caleb put out a shout out to your live audience and whoever makes the damn sound response. I suspect it to be Caleb's cousin. It was. Yeah. Or Michael. Michael or Clint. Name's escaping me, but I digress. Whoever made that sound, I had to pause the video.
Appreciate you all. Whoop in the back.
Funny.
>> Clint's not here right now. Neither's Michael.
>> What was the sound?
>> Uh, I don't remember.
>> I don't remember. I don't remember. But it was funny.
>> You said like like someone make a sound and then I think Michael went like, "Oh, yeah." or something like that.
>> Okay. Okay. That's good. Thank you for the for the the statement.
>> Give him a raise.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> What's up?
>> What's up? You called us.
>> Yeah, >> I did.
>> Yeah.
>> What's up? What's going on? Yeah, I know. What's up? Uh, this is Matt. Matt Dimes.
>> Oh, what's up? How's How's your uh how you doing in Zomboid?
>> Uh, >> it's a hard game. [ __ ] that game, dude.
>> I know. I really like it so far, but I do suck.
>> Yeah, it's hard. It's very difficult.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yeah, we have a server up.
>> Oh, it's it's I have some questions I wrote down for you guys.
>> Okay, go ahead. Let's hear them. Um, so with all of those top officials and scientists that have disappeared or have been presumed dead, uh, regard knew all about the UFO.
Um, what is your take on that now that there is more disclosure coming out after they died?
>> It's tough to really say. I feel my instinct is foreign operation.
Obviously, I feel like uh foreign governments are killing people. They have for a long long long time. That's how intelligence has always worked. And now the cutting edge is UFOs and and uh nuclear science and energy science and stuff like that. Pretty much has been since the end of the Second World War. I feel like maybe there's a potential that some of the maybe two I think two are missing. God forbid they're they're dead, but maybe they're in hiding or something. Maybe they're un I don't know. I really don't know because there isn't enough information. Uh but I wouldn't be surprised if uh if it was a uh you know the lid's going to blow off and there's aliens going to be flying around walking among us and [ __ ] >> Mhm.
>> Yeah. I I think this is what I think. So I think they're either a they're in hiding.
>> Okay.
>> Or b the powers that be did something to them or whatever.
>> Mhm. But they're using that to control the information that they're releasing because these people may have been the most likely to be whistleblowers like to say, "Hey, what these guys are saying are is bullshit."
>> Yeah.
>> So, they're getting rid of the people who would who would call [ __ ] who would be the most credible people to speak against it.
>> Yeah. And there is history uh to back that up. I made a video a few weeks ago about the history of this this type of stuff. And uh that's that has been a thing uh discrediting uh cuz science scientists you can't really control them if like if they don't decide to listen um like if you don't pay them enough to like study what you know to to have a lobby you know big beef does studies for [ __ ] big beef and all that stuff. If you have a if you have a rogue scientist, they're smart enough to a disappear if they want >> uh and b uh if not blow the whistle in such a way that could topple a system potentially like an Edward Snowden who isn't even a scientist but has he's a very organized uh systematic guy. So yeah. No, I I agree totally. I think it's I think it's crazy and I can't wait for them to I can't wait to find out more and see what happens. I hope they're some of them are safe. The ones that are missing, two of them, I think.
Yeah. I really hope that something comes out to where we figure out what's actually going on or like I don't know.
It's It's kind of It's kind of like a movie right now.
>> Mhm. Totally.
>> It's weird.
>> Yep.
>> Oh, yeah. Uh Chris, I had a question for you or not a question, >> but uh you know, uh John Wayne Gasey, right?
>> Yep.
>> He operated in Iowa a little bit, too.
>> Mhm.
So, my grandma worked at uh KFC when she was like I think it was she was in high school or something like that.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> John Wayne and Jacy owned or like managed the KFC she worked at.
>> Yeah.
>> And like she knew him and stuff. All the girls >> knew him and he'd come in every once in a while, stuff like that. They all thought he was creepy and weird, >> but like they didn't think he was he hurt me, buddy.
>> Jeez. Yeah, cuz he was a he was a businessman. But that is so crazy.
>> Like the JC's and all that.
>> What the hell? That's crazy.
>> Yeah. And the funny thing that she said was like one of the older girls that worked there or something said she would say like, "Oh, don't worry about him.
He's not into the He's not into the girls."
>> Oh my god. No way.
>> Yeah.
>> They knew cuz that wasn't public.
>> Some They knew something was up with the dude, but they didn't know like what he was doing.
>> Interesting. Yeah, because I'm sure he favored the the guys there or whatever.
That's so creepy.
>> Yeah.
>> E.
>> Yeah, very creepy. Yeah.
>> Damn, that's crazy. Well, thanks for telling me. That's crazy.
>> Yeah.
>> Wild.
>> All right, man. Well, I appreciate the uh I appreciate the call. Um we got all kinds of other people calling right now.
There's This thing's beeping like crazy.
Um >> All right. Yes, sir.
>> Sounds good. Nice to talk to you.
>> We'll talk to you soon.
>> Yep. We'll see you later, man.
>> Yep. See you later, dog.
>> Bye.
>> Hello. Hello.
>> Hello.
Hi.
>> Hi.
>> How are you?
>> Good. How are you? Who are we speaking with?
>> Good. Uh, my name's Crystal. I actually um have written in before you guys talked about my son Wesley.
>> Ah, okay. Cool. How are you doing?
>> Yeah, good. I just had a question for your um either one of you.
>> Um, have you guys ever heard of the straws how generational theory?
>> No.
>> No.
>> Okay.
>> What is it? Um it's it's a theory that has so essentially it says that history every 80 to 90 years has blocks a period where we repeat and right now we're in a crisis. It's called the fourth turning period.
>> Okay.
>> So I just thought it'd be an interesting deep dive for you guys to do.
>> That's very interesting. It's like absolutely >> time is a flat circle and history repeats itself, but there's an actual scientific theory behind it. That's cool.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. It's and they kind of refer to it as like four seasons.
>> Okay. So, there's a fall and all that.
And um like I said, right now we're in the fourth turning, which is the crisis mode that's supposed to end in 2030 according to this theory.
>> Interesting. We'll definitely look into that. That's awesome.
>> Feels like it.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Right.
>> For real.
>> Unfortunately. Yeah. Absolutely.
>> Okay. So, all right. Well, congratulations on your guys' one year anniversary, by the way.
>> Thank you so much.
>> Thank you so much. Well, yeah. Uh, well, we'll we'll we appreciate you calling in and we'll definitely look that up.
>> Thank you so much.
>> Yep. Thank you. Have a good rest of your day.
>> You, too. Bye.
>> Bye.
>> Hopefully Wesley's doing well.
>> She sounded like a nice person to have coffee with.
>> She seemed like sounded like a really nice lady. Yeah, >> coffee and a muffin with >> What?
>> I'm really hungry right now.
>> Hello.
>> Sorry. Sorry. E2. E2.
>> E2. Brute.
>> What the hell did that mean?
>> [ __ ] >> It means and you >> E2.
>> How are you doing?
>> Oh, >> Muhare.
>> Tuareas.
>> Did you say papas? You said French fries.
>> Yeah.
>> Papas.
>> What you doing, Big Hos?
>> Uh, nothing much. I had a question for you, Caleb.
>> Okay. What up? What of it? Uh, you've been talking all psychological and [ __ ] lately. So, uh, what what would correlate to me having a dream of me constantly, uh, having two guys like break into my house or steal my car or something from me?
>> What's What's causing you to have these stress dreams?
>> Oh, no. It was just last night for some reason. Stressful. Yes.
Did you uh >> kept waking up and going back to sleep and it was like a variation of the same dream?
>> Did you have did you watch any scary movies recently?
>> No.
>> I think I think what it means is you need to leave no ammo left in the magazine. You need to give it your all.
>> I agree.
>> I think you've been you've been too conservative with with your with your actions and trying things that you want and that you don't want. You've been too conservative. You need to leave leave not a not a not a bullet in the mag.
>> Uh I I'm going to share my two cents on it.
>> Okay.
>> I think it was because two weeks ago uh I was camping in a tent and I think a bobcat tried to get underneath my tent and in the tent.
>> Whoa.
>> Interesting. And >> that scared the [ __ ] out of me. I just talked about uh fighting a bobcat literally two days ago.
>> Bobcats are awesome.
>> Yeah, you could take one down. They're not that big. I feel like that's possible.
>> I was going to ask Caleb, do you do any like turkey hunting or anything?
>> Uh we have in the past. I'm not a I don't really like wild I don't like the way that turkey tastes very very much.
So, there's not really a reason for me to hunt it.
>> Yeah, I don't mind it.
>> Yeah, it's it's inferior to uh like your butter ball turkey. and all that.
>> Fair enough.
>> It's like alien meat kind of.
>> Yeah.
>> Mhm.
>> That's what it seems like.
>> It's tougher.
>> Oh, it's it's tough. And it is flavorful to be fair, like especially if you brine it for a few days or something like that. But mother of god, it's like alien meat. It's so senuy and stringy. And at least all the turkeys I've ever eaten that are wild.
>> Feel like it's like if we would like try and harvest a chicken from like actual China where they're from. Mhm. A [ __ ] dinosaur pretty much.
>> Yeah. Dinosaur chicken.
>> Yep.
>> Dinosaur.
>> Dinosaur.
>> But all right, Hel, we're getting all kinds of calls right now. Appreciate you calling in, bud.
>> Mhm.
>> Yes, sir. Man, uh, what's your name? I'm going to add you to my contacts.
>> Sam, I'm the child from Wisconsin. Fish man.
>> Yeah, I got you.
>> Bum shoes. I got new shoes.
>> OH, >> YES.
>> WHAT kind of shoes?
>> I got me some Arot. Oh, work boots.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Sick. I'm glad. I'm glad.
>> That's That's That's big swinging right there, bud. Come on.
>> Glad you don't have holes in your shoes anymore.
>> All right, bud. Well, you >> lizard boy in the chat.
>> You're who in the chat?
>> Lizard boy.
>> Okay, lizard boy. Got you.
>> Yeah, I had I had a lizard once and it became my entire personality.
>> That's fair.
>> At least you're not John Robbloxian. All right, big dog. Well, I'll talk to you later.
>> Yes, sir.
>> Bye-bye now. He's He's cool. I like him.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. We got a couple couple calls from Washington today. Come on.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Who is this?
>> Ezekai. Who's this?
>> This is uh this is Caleb >> and Christina.
>> How's it going, guys?
>> It's going pretty good. How are you?
>> Good. Good.
>> Good.
>> Dude, I'm so excited to talk to you guys.
>> Um, >> awesome. Well, uh, well, first, uh, Caleb, my fiance loves watching your stuff. Uh, she she started watching your content before we met. And Chris, I was watching your content before I met her.
>> And so then, right when we started dating, we started seeing videos of you two together.
>> Ah, and it's >> pretty cool. And then once we got engaged, we found out you guys got married.
>> Oh, cool.
>> And so we're going this year.
>> That's awesome. That's so cool.
>> Yeah, it's awesome. So, we just get to watch uh YouTube videos of you guys together. We're just enjoying our favorite YouTubers, you know.
>> A That's so cute.
>> Yeah, I love that.
>> I love that. What's your What's your uh is it your fiance or your wife? Your fiance's name?
>> Skyler.
>> Skyler. We're going to be getting married this August.
>> Congratulations.
>> Nice. Oh, that's awesome. And it says you're from Washington. Are you getting married in Washington?
>> Uh, we are getting married in Eastern Oregon.
>> Oo, beautiful.
>> Nice.
>> It's going to be really nice. It's like um I keep forgetting the word in English. It's like a a campsite. We rented it out for the weekend. Yeah, >> for like 2,000 bucks. It was a crazy deal.
>> Sick. That's so cool. That's awesome.
>> That's awesome. Well, congratulations on that. That's so awesome.
>> Congrats, man.
>> Yeah, thanks. Um, >> do you have any other You have questions or anything, >> concerns?
>> Yeah, I asked I don't know if you're on Discord very much, Chris, but I was wondering if you ever do videos on um best of Redditor updates or not.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you do? Yeah. I was just wondering because sometimes you get um annoyed that some of some don't have updates.
>> I do. I like almost exclusively read from the up best of editor updates because I hate when they don't have updates now, but on my I do it on my second channel a lot and then I do it on like Saturdays on my main channel now.
>> No, I appreciate that. It's like my my routine every week is watching both >> whenever you upload.
>> Oh, okay. Awesome. Yeah, I they're very entertaining to read. So, I'm glad I'm glad you like listening to him.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, so, so what made you guys choose coming to uh, well, Chris going to the US instead of Caleb going to the Canada?
>> Um, a lot of reasons. Um, our Sour Boys is down here and that's our co-owned company and we we work out of here. And then also Caleb's family is here. And also I was going to move to the States even before I met Caleb. So Texas and Texas was on my radar. So it just kind of worked out really nicely.
>> Yeah. It's just business stuff.
>> Oh, nice.
>> We won't we won't be here forever.
>> Yeah. I don't Yeah. I think we we thought this would be a good place to start, but it's not necessarily where we're going to be forever either. So >> that's awesome.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. We want I want to get a a place in Canada.
>> Yeah.
>> I think that it would be really cool.
>> Yeah. It' be nice to have a place here in the States and maybe in Canada as well if that's feasible. That would be really cool. So I could see my family too cuz I'm I miss them dearly.
>> Of course.
>> I bet.
>> Yeah. I I I I know what you mean because I moved to a really small town in in Eastern Oregon when I I used to live in Seattle.
>> Oh, okay. Yeah. You weren't too far from where I was cuz I was like BC, British Columbia.
>> Yeah, I've been there.
>> Okay. Cool. Cool. That's awesome. Yeah, >> it's really cool place to be.
>> At least Oregon's not too too far.
>> No, and like in a way I like it over here. Uh the weather's a little warmer.
>> The fishing is so much better. I remember having to drive like 20 minutes just to find some water >> and here I'm like 5 minutes away.
>> That's cool.
>> That's awesome. That's awesome.
>> That's great. Awesome, dude.
>> All right, man. Well, we're getting we're getting some more calls. We will uh we'll talk to you in the next one.
Uh, we really appreciate you calling in and I hope you have a good rest of your day, bud.
>> Yeah, take it easy, man. Bye.
>> All right, man. See you, buddy.
>> That's cute. That's adorable.
>> Oh god.
>> What?
>> It's Tavish.
>> Oh, brother. This guy stinks.
>> Hello.
>> Hey, bud.
>> Hi.
>> What's up, guys?
>> How you doing?
>> Hey. How's it going?
>> Pretty good. Pretty good.
>> That's good. What you been up to?
Uh, nothing much really. I don't know.
It's been a while since I talked to you guys.
>> It's been a few weeks. It's been a few weeks.
>> I know. We had We both had simultaneous migraines last Friday when we woke up.
>> Well, yeah. I kind of I'm guessing Caleb's was from his toothache and stuff, right?
>> Mhm.
That's right.
>> Yeah.
>> Yep. Yeah. Your cavities and stuff.
>> Mhm. That's right.
>> Did you tell him about that?
>> No.
He's just making [ __ ] up.
>> But you have cavities. What do you mean?
I don't have any cavities.
>> Yes, you do.
>> I thought you got one filled. I thought you got one filled recently.
>> Like when was when did I get a cavity filled? In like November.
>> You were supposed to last week.
>> Yeah, but I didn't tell him that.
>> How does he know that?
>> He freaks me out.
>> He's This guy freaks me out. We were supposed to go to the [ __ ] dentist on Friday morning, but we both had migraines and we had to cancel it and we had to cancel the show because Caleb has cavities and so do I. I have one cavity.
>> He drinks too many cookie or not drinks too many cookies. That made no sense.
>> Drinks too many cookies.
>> I drink too many cookies.
>> He does drink too many cookies. I'll tell you what.
>> I tell you what.
>> And we both have a cavity.
>> We have a cavity. Yeah.
>> Yeah. How did you know that?
>> You got a mole.
There's so >> how Wait, what?
>> Yeah.
>> [ __ ] >> Have to start firing people.
>> Mhm. Yeah. We're going to have to We're going to smoke out this [ __ ] mole, dude.
>> Get this [ __ ] mole out of here. You ever seen them uh You ever seen that little uh canister they stick in a mole hole and it floods the molehole full of propane and you light it and blows them up?
>> Mhm. That's what we're going to do to somebody.
>> That's what we're going to do to whoever has been feeding information to you, Tavish.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah. You're going to have to do that.
>> I'm surprised.
>> Yeah.
>> Once you find out, you'll probably feel betrayed.
>> And I don't know. It might end It might end really badly, but >> it might end in an explosion.
>> Yeah. I don't know. That's a sacrifice that they were willing to take, I guess.
>> True.
>> All right.
You just put a laugh track, >> dude. This phone.
>> I thought that was tabish.
>> This phone literally has audio emojis.
>> That's >> That's Dude, that's funny.
>> Oh, that was a loud one.
>> Say a uh say a joke, Tavish.
>> Uh >> Whoa, this is awesome.
>> That's funny.
>> Are you gonna do that for every caller now?
>> No, probably just you. you >> just every time every time there's an awkward silence, you can just play crickets.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. One of these.
>> What even was that?
>> What's this one? Hold on. There's a There's like a sad one.
>> Us finding out there's a mole in our office.
>> There's a mole in our office. A >> Oh, crap.
>> But all right, bud. Well, we appreciate you calling in. We get We got two more calls we got to catch up on.
>> All right. We'll talk to you later. I'm going to I'm going to kill you in Zomboid later.
>> No, you're not.
>> I'm going to be in there, too. I'm going to be in there, too. I'm >> hacking. You're hacking.
>> Yeah, I'm in admin. It's not even hacking when you're in admin.
>> Yeah, I know. No, I I have I've barely been on. I literally only got on just to test it to see if I could get on and that was it.
>> Okay. Yeah, I haven't really been on.
I've been pretty busy, but >> I'll try to get on, too.
>> Yeah, we'll get on. We'll get on this evening.
>> All right.
>> All right, bud. We'll talk to you later, Tavish. You have a good rest of your day, bud. Come on. Yeah, you too.
>> Say bye.
>> Bye.
>> He gets you hook, line, and sinker every time.
>> I was trying to [ __ ] with him. I was trying to [ __ ] with you and him. It is funny how much he knows.
>> What do you mean?
>> What do you mean what I mean?
>> He knew. What do you mean?
>> He's just funny. Yeah.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Hi. How are you guys doing today?
>> Pretty good. Is this Is this uh Is this Timothy Shalamé?
>> That's good.
HOW ARE YOU DOING? WHO is this?
>> Uh, this is Alex. Um, I haven't called in yet. Um, >> okay.
>> It It's a little bit tricky for me to call in because you guys do it at like noon.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, which is like 100 p.m. my time and I do night shift, so I'm awake till like 5 most of the time.
>> Damn. Well, thanks for calling in. I I Yeah, I uh I literally I woke up and I opened the Discord and I saw that it was up and I was like, "All right, well, I guess I'm going to go try and call in."
>> Oh, yeah.
>> That's awesome. What's your uh night shift job?
>> Uh I um I do rotational molding uh for step two.
>> You're going to have to be more specific.
>> What?
>> What >> molding? So, um, you know, like injection plastic molding.
>> Got you. I I'm I'm I'm catching on.
Yeah. Gotcha.
>> Yeah. We We don't do that because with that obviously it's more uh it's more precise. What we do is we physically like we bolt the stuff down. So, we unbolt it, lift it up with the hoist, and then we just pour the powder in there, clamp it or bolt it all down.
Some of them are just air clamps that are I don't like those. Um, but um and then it goes into the oven. the oven gets really hot and it just spins it around so it coats the the inside of the mold with the plastic through the rotation and then it keeps spinning the whole time as it cools down and then you get a nice part out of it.
>> Cool.
>> So >> interesting. It's pretty cool.
>> If you ever if you if you ever pulled up on uh Google like a rotational mold spider, you could kind of get a better idea of what I'm talking about. But yeah, so I I do that. It It's not the most fun thing, but it's it's fun at times. There's some good people that work there that I like working with. So >> that's what it's all about. A paid play date.
>> I like that.
>> Right. Right. It's about finding the fun in what you do.
>> Absolutely. Objectively.
>> 100%. Absolutely. Absolutely. Well, that's awesome. You any You have any uh you have any any questions?
Um, well, I didn't really have time to plan anything.
>> That's okay.
>> But I guess, >> um, h, >> ask Caleb what his hair color is.
>> Um, >> just kidding.
>> What is your favorite cover or color cover?
>> What's your favorite color?
>> I'm going to say blue.
>> Hell yes.
>> Hell yes. My favorite color, too.
>> Yeah. Funny though, >> I say my favorite color is blue all the time cuz it is. I like I like the like deep blues, like ocean blues or royal blues.
>> Yeah, I love a good >> Everything I own everything I own is black and red.
>> Yeah, I do. I like looking at uh forest green and I like looking at blacks and reds and and dark manly masculine extremely manly colors, but I love a good reflective blue.
>> A good reflective royal blue.
>> So, how are you? So, you got any other you got any other cues? Not to put you on the spot or anything cuz I know you just woke up about 30 minutes ago.
>> Yeah, not even. Maybe maybe like 15.
>> What you going to have for breakfast?
>> Uh, probably nothing.
>> A >> probably I probably won't eat for another like 3 hours. We're going to a Chinese buffet later.
>> Save it up.
>> Uhhuh.
>> Love a Chinese buffet.
>> Is Do they pay Do they charge by the pound?
>> Uh, I don't know. I think I think it's a flat rate.
>> Ah, okay.
>> Did you?
>> I think it's a flat rate.
>> Cool. All right, big dog. Well, it's good talking to you. We got a couple more callers here waiting on you.
>> Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
>> So, you you have a good rest of your day, Alex. And uh good luck. Good luck at the Chinese buffet. And uh have fun at work.
>> I will try. Everyone, guys.
>> Yes, sir. Have a good rest of your day.
See you, bud.
>> Everybody's so nice.
>> Hello. Hello.
>> What's up, guys?
>> What's up?
>> Hello.
>> Hey.
>> How's it going?
>> It's Gabriel here in Alabama.
>> Oh, Gabriel.
>> What? What's What's happening in Alabama?
>> What you got going on?
>> What's the news?
>> Uh, well, I mean, I've got two exams to take today. I've been putting them off, but I don't have to take them. You know what I'm saying? But I just want to do them.
>> What are they on with?
>> Psychology and religion. I did English and uh my orientation yesterday and I'm pretty confident I passed those.
>> Nice. Psychology and religion.
>> That's pretty cool. So, you can be like a cult leader.
>> I think it'll be >> of course. Yeah, I know. Uh I I was just doing a thing last night. They were like, "What was your favorite thing uh thing about, you know, psychology?" And I was like learning to manipulate. No, I'm just kidding. You know, I was like I was like understanding how my sleep schedules work and stuff, you know, actually saying things. I'm not going to tell them I'm a cult leader.
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
>> Step one to being a good cult leader.
>> Yeah. Don't >> keep it under wraps.
>> Yeah. For a while, >> especially from the ATF.
>> Yeah.
>> Get those tax exemptions >> or just any any threeletter organization really.
>> Yeah. The FBI will burn you alive and the ATF will kill your family.
>> Mhm. and the IRS will profit.
>> Exactly.
>> But no, other than that though, today is a good day, man. I'm I'm I'm hanging out on my front porch just taking in the spring vibes, >> enjoying it.
>> Yeah, Alabama's absolutely >> beautiful.
I bet.
>> Yeah. Lot of people moving there. That's the one of the highest rates of people moving there this year.
>> Love Alabama.
>> It's crazy. It's getting getting crowded. I was about to say it's like I think we discussed it on our last call and you know it's growing. It's growing insanely, you know.
>> Yeah.
>> We're going to be the new Florida sadly.
No, I'm kidding. I love Florida.
>> Yeah.
No, that's fair. You don't >> You don't want it to get too crowded.
>> I mean, it's cool. I just uh I mean, there's a property literally across the street from me that's like 60 grand and it's got a huge pond. It's already got, you know, all the utilities it needs and that it's 5 acres and whatnot. And I'm like, dude, that's insane. I should probably buy that.
>> Yeah, that's cheap.
>> Hey, you're being manic.
>> I'm like, okay.
>> That Yeah, that's a that sounds like a really good deal.
>> Yeah. 10 10,000 an acre for with a pond on it. I mean, that's pretty damn good.
I feel like >> I say go for it.
>> Uh, well, I'm currently broke.
>> Well, there you go.
>> What can you do? But a man can dream, right? I think that's like every every primal man is like gota gota own some land, dude.
>> Yeah.
>> I want private property and land so I can smoke cigars in my garage and look out >> until kids to get off of it.
>> EXACTLY.
>> GET OFF THAT.
>> GO GET >> THAT'S MINE.
>> NO, I'm I'm doing cool though. How have you guys been?
>> Good.
>> Pretty good. Pretty good. Growing a mustache.
Hell yeah. Be like, you going to have like big big like bushy or is it going to be like like swirly, you know, like mustaches? It going to be like >> I think it's going to be kind of like my husband's a little bit. A little bit >> badass.
>> Yeah. Hell yeah.
>> I think so.
>> Hell yeah.
>> Yeah. Caleb dyed his hair blonde. You'll see it in the episode.
>> Yeah. I got blonde hair right now. I look like an idiot.
>> Blonde hair?
>> Yeah.
>> I look like a damn [ __ ] I'm trying to imagine you like with your little with your little tinted aviators and your blonde hair. It's super curly and stuff and all I can think of is like a cult leader right now.
>> He looks He looks like a cult leader in a mega church. I'll tell you why.
>> I don't know. I look like I look like a If you just imagine if you just close your eyes, imagine along with me. Let the word ring in your head. A [ __ ] That's what I look like. [ __ ] [ __ ] >> He looked like he was dipped in [ __ ] is what he's trying to tell you right now.
Yep.
>> Dude, I hear dipping yourself in shit's not healthy.
>> Uhuh. You look like you end up looking like me. I look like a [ __ ] >> You get sepsis from that or something.
>> I look like a damn butter ice cream cone.
>> He looks like a buttered sausage.
>> Buttered sausage.
>> All right, big dog. Well, we got we got other callers. We appreciate you calling in, bud.
>> Oh, yeah. It was good to just check in.
I'm just going to continue enjoying my day.
>> Heck yeah.
>> Enjoy the spring. Enjoy the spring.
Enjoy the prep. Good luck on your exams.
>> Yes.
>> Oh, yeah. Final exams. I'm ready to get this over with.
>> Hell yeah, man. Yes, sir. Good luck.
Have a good rest of your day.
>> You, too.
>> Yep. See, bud.
>> Bye-bye.
>> Byebye.
>> All right, then. Two texts.
>> I feel like we're checking in with our kids.
>> I know. It's so funny.
>> Our like 18 kids.
>> All right. Leila said last week, this is the ghost the the ghost girl who had an encounter. I don't want to call in for this segment because y'all are too popular for me. So, I guess I will just text a question. It's Lea again. How's Tavish? I'm not sure how do you spell that name, but it's a cool name though.
It's >> a mind reader.
>> He's Well, anyways, I'm going into information technology and cyber security. Do you have any advice for getting into this kind of work field?
And did you like it? Also, would you hire at Sour Boys to do y'all cyber security?
>> That's pretty funny.
>> If we had a cyber security position, we absolutely would.
>> Yeah, for sure.
>> Um, but we don't right now. We're growing. We're going through We're going through various uh uh changes trying to make the business >> going through changes.
>> Exactly. We're uh we're we're we're stepping up and trying to trying to make things really good and create some careers hopefully for people long term and make the best products we possibly can. So maybe one of these days we'll need a cyber security person. Uh but in terms of uh advice on what to do in that field, what do you think?
>> Um >> since you're me. Oh yeah, right.
We're not hiring. That's it. We're not hiring. Sorry.
>> That's what I would say.
>> I don't know that you'd say that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't care. I don't care.
>> Next. I don't care. Next.
>> Roll the clip.
>> Would I say any of that stuff?
>> Roll the clip.
>> I feel like I wouldn't say any of that.
>> That's very disrespectful. Um, but uh the I I would say uh I don't know non-ironically to give you advice to help your career hopefully. Uh school's important and stuff, but uh spec certifications are way more important. I don't know if they still are, but like when I was getting a job, they they didn't care at all about the little tiny baby degree that I had. They just cared about certifications and my willingness to work and grow and all that stuff. So, I don't know. It also depends on where you are and who you know, you know, like I had buddies who immediately got really good jobs just cuz of who they knew.
>> Yeah.
>> And my job was good, but only because I I settled for whatever they would give me and I just wanted to get a job so I could start getting experience and eventually have them pay to have me go back to school and stuff. But none of that worked out. So, >> but this worked out so I'm not mad.
>> But >> yeah.
>> Yeah. Certifications though, it's really easy. You can just look it up. The internet has is a wealth of information and knowledge for everything information technology and cyber security. So >> there's a hairdresser but same thing certification >> certification license >> practice practice experience >> developing intuition all those things are all really important and you can only really get them by actually working. So >> and that's it FOR THE GUMP CLUB.
>> THAT'S IT. YOU CAN CALL IN. You can call in. Not that many people call in.
>> Yeah. join the Gump Club uh if you want and you get to you'll be able to call in and yeah, we have a Project Zomboid server right now.
>> I got to jump in there.
>> It's pretty.
>> I played it once.
>> It was fun.
>> You're pretty good at it.
>> That was pretty okay.
>> It's fun. I like zombies.
>> All right.
Anyways, thanks for watching this episode. New late. See you.
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