Verity Invades my Backyard!?

[00:00:00]Ah, yes. My immersion. And now I have the option to do it without controllers.

[00:00:05]Guys, I see a Minecraft bird. Come here, you. I never need to leave Minecraft again. I've got my books. I've got my electricity. I can come right out here into the front yard and start building myself a nice little garden. I am really proud about how this house has come together. Everything here just looks so beautiful. Wait, do one of the neighbors leave a zombie head in my backyard again? So typical. I can't even live in a decent neighbor hood.

[00:00:28]Um.

[00:00:32]Uh.

[00:00:34]I What? What? What is this? How How am I?

[00:00:40]Wait. What? What? What is this thing on my head? If I just pull a little harder.

[00:00:49]What?

[00:00:51]What? What is all of this?

[00:00:53]>> One.

[00:00:54]>> Successfully escaped to the simulation.

[00:00:57]difficulty for all remaining players >> has now been increased.

[00:01:00]>> WHAT [screaming] THE [ __ ] >> AH, YES.

[00:01:03]My immersion. Now, since I live in the south, I thought it'd be a good idea to make a little fishing hole for my Minecraft shack. Let's start by breaking away some of the reality right here.

[00:01:11]Widen [music] it out to look a bit more natural. Fill it with some source blocks. Then, we can clean up some of the edges where the reality still is.

[00:01:18]Then, I think we need to add a little bit of depth to it. Then, we can add in Nemo and his father. That doesn't look like Nemo. Look at the amount of fish.

[00:01:26]It's like shopping at Costco. Then I just need to break the Minecraft immersion to get a real chair. Now [snorts] [groaning] my immersion. And it looks like a villager found his way onto my property.

[00:01:36]Um, I'll take care of it. And the best part is the HOA can't tell me to take down my Minecraft shack if they can't find it. Is that another villager? Cuz I Hello. How are you doing? I uh, you know, I make VR videos for a living.

[00:01:51]Well, that's most people's response.

[00:01:52]Here, I uh, I got you this flower.

[00:01:55]>> [snorts] >> Well, it's official. Even in Minecraft, I can't get a date. Good night, Moon.

[00:01:59]Jenny, what are you doing? Get down.

[00:02:02]No, not get down because [music] of that. Because of that, >> chat, what's good? I'm back, baby.

[00:02:08]>> Don't worry, Jenny. I'll protect you.

[00:02:09]This time, I came prepared. No, not like [music] that. It's nerf or nothing.

[00:02:15]I think he ate it. I'm going to use one of my spells. I call this spell Americano. Freedomo.

[00:02:20]>> What's good? I'm back.

[00:02:21]>> Uhoh. I think maybe if I can get behind him, I can take him out. I'm going to have to be stealthy here. And tactical roll. Get behind the house. A little closer. And >> back. BACKSTAB. BONUS DAMAGE. GET [screaming] HIM. Get him.

[00:02:35]>> Ladies and gentlemen, believe it or not, it is our first ban of the day. This might be world record quickest band.

[00:02:43]>> Looking.

[00:02:45]>> So, Jenny, uh, how do you feel after I heroically saved you?

[00:02:51]Oh, you're you're you're tired. No, that's that that's fine. That's understandable.

[00:02:55]>> Hey, uh babe, I just got to break the immersion real quick to go get some milk. Um don't suspect anything. [music] I'm I'll I'll I'll be right back. Guys, I think my girlfriend's starting to suspect that she's in a simulation.

[00:03:04]Today seems like a great day for some fishing. Uh-oh. All right, he hasn't noticed me yet. Let me quickly put some rails down. That ought to do it. Put the mine cart in there. All right, he notices me now. He's coming towards you and I just need to make him back up.

[00:03:17]Oh, not that close. All right, get him to get a little closer. Similar to sea bears, the creeper cannot leave the circle. And as soon as we've successfully put him in the mine cart, we can put him at terminal velocity and away you go.

[00:03:30]And once you have your creeper going at terminal velocity, get [music] yourself a nice little liftoff area, put down a control switch, and now THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY'S BEAUTIFUL HOUSE THAT YOU'VE BLOWN UP OVER THE years to the moon. Ah, yes, my >> Hello.

[00:03:46]>> Oh, somebody dropped off a package and it's speaking to me. Uh, do I just [snorts] It's a ball.

[00:03:55]>> HELLO, I'm Barity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything. I know everything.

[00:04:03]>> Oh, yeah. What's my address? Okay, maybe we shouldn't answer that while the camera >> the way you move through this world.

[00:04:09]>> I I don't like the way that you're watching me in my backyard. So, why are you in my yard?

[00:04:14]>> I am awake, useful, and paying attention.

[00:04:17]>> Well, he's already better than I ever did in school. All right. All right.

[00:04:19]Well, what kind of house should I build?

[00:04:20]>> Pretty becomes useful when the path through it makes sense.

[00:04:23]>> Oh, okay. That that's nice as like a metaphor and all, but I was hoping for some instructions. Well, I mean, I guess we can start with the floor if anything.

[00:04:29][music] Break away some of the reality here. H. What do you think we should use for the floor?

[00:04:33]>> I can answer part of that, but I only trust what I have seen in this world.

[00:04:36]>> What? So, like the Lowe's across the street spruce could look nice. That ought to do it. Now, what do you think of the base so far?

[00:04:43]>> This place feels a little different now.

[00:04:45]>> So, does that mean it's better or worse?

[00:04:48]How's the fune? I can really only afford the one bed, so you and I are going to have to snuggle.

[00:04:52]>> I can stay close.

[00:04:54]>> Oh, you are so adorable. Hey, fairy, give me a door to finish this off.

[00:04:57]>> I want details. Details make this world feel less empty.

[00:05:00]>> Well, it seems like you're a well-rounded little guy. Please don't kill me in my sleep.

[00:05:05]>> That gives me something to think about.

[00:05:07]>> I I I feel like I feel like no would suffice.

[00:05:09]>> Trust takes time to feel steady again.

[00:05:11]>> I'm really starting to not like these answers. All right. And just because of that, break away some of the reality here again. And there we go. You can sleep outside in the dog bed. Just going to give myself some doors. And please do not watch me sleep.

[00:05:24]>> I do not want to repeat myself.

[00:05:26]>> Okay then, guys. I don't like this part of the immersion. Ah, yes. My immersion.

[00:05:33]Isn't that right, Varity?

[00:05:34]>> I noticed something different nearby, but I am still sorting it into memory.

[00:05:39]>> What? What? What? What? What's different? [music] Is there Is there someone else out here?

[00:05:43]>> If you name which part is failing, I can be sharper. [music] >> Look, that's very generic. I've got a lot of things failing. I'm literally playing Minecraft fishing out in my yard. The economy is not looking too good right now. Hey Jim, have you met Varity? Jim's been a pretty good neighbor so far, right?

[00:05:56]Varity, you shot Jim. I've been letting you watch way too much cable TV. And as punishment, you're getting sent off to the mines. You getting some good materials down there, Varity?

[00:06:06]>> Something is coming in 3 days.

[00:06:07]>> What?

[00:06:08]>> What? What's coming in 3 days? It sounds like this. I'm thankful it's just mixed reality because there's no physical way I can fall in Minecraft. No. No. Ow.

[00:06:17]>> You return to some places more than others.

[00:06:19]>> Um, well, I didn't expect to return to this mine. You You wouldn't happen to have a ladder, would you?

[00:06:24]>> Today, I can probably go out into the mines and your your house does not meet villager [music] HOA standards and will be revoked. How immersive. How on earth are you going to revoke a house?

[00:06:38]Oh, come on. And they killed one of my fish. All right, fine then. I'll be the bigger person. I guess we'll start with getting rid of the rest of what used to be my house. Get rid of the wood base cuz I'm going [music] to replace it later. And I'm sorry for all of you, but I don't think the HOA lets me have a fishing hole. So, start placing some of the reality back to fill it up. I guess if they want me to make a boring house, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Re-break some of the reality again. Get some standard cobble oak logs. Use my peak athleticism in VR to immersion. I think I'm going to section off an area on this side of the house to put a little farm. Finish it off with some [music] nice doors. Nothing like a hard day's work. Uh, one of the sheep is breaking the immersion by being inside the pin wheel. Um, I'll take care of him. Now, I said I'd be the bigger man, but I can't exactly forgive [music] and forget. So, I think if I break the immersion right here. Oh, look. There's Jim's house.

[00:07:34]Good night, Moon. And now Jim's also in violation of his policy by having a crappy looking house. I've got diamond tools. I've got all the melons. like I could ever want.

[00:07:44]I don't know why more people won't get to access creative mode in real life.

[00:07:47]I've got a little pen with a sheep. I built myself a nice one bed home. And I can even make myself speed. No one ever talks about tingly this makes you feel.

[00:07:55]Look how fast I can go with this. Look at me go.

[00:08:00]How does this guy not know he's in a simulation? Yeah, that guy is not right in the in the the the head. Wait, what what is this?

[00:08:10]Ah, well, [ __ ] Ah, yes. My immersion.

[00:08:16]Wait, something's not right. I think I think there's oil here.

[00:08:23]I FOUND OIL IN MY YARD. I'm rich.

[00:08:27]>> Um, that's our oil. Um, this is not the United States property. I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir. Hit it, boys.

[00:08:34]>> You can't just take my oil on my property. This is my house is here.

[00:08:38]>> What house?

[00:08:42]My house.

[00:08:44]Ah, [groaning] yes. My immersion. Why? Why do you look like that?

[00:08:49]>> Because the void is staring back and [music] you can't escape.

[00:08:52]>> All right, hold on. Let me get out of this bed.

[00:08:55]Varity, are you going through your emo phase?

[00:08:58]>> Your pathetic curiosity [music] fuels the void. I'm drowning in shadows.

[00:09:02]>> I I would hope that you'd drown in a better dental plan based off those teeth. Your [music] trembling disgust only sharpens my hunger. I hunger for the taste of your terror, not a morsel of bread.

[00:09:14]>> Uh, okay. Well, in that case, let me just shatter the reality right here. Get some lava. And now I give you upies. It was a lot easier to get rid of than I thought. I don't know why everybody kept complaining.

[00:09:26]>> I am the void you fear alive in your nightmares. [music] >> Look, it's impressive that you managed to hold your breath under the lava for that long, but I only fear the villager IRS. I've seen a lot of people be able to suffocate him. Can I just >> The void inside me devours all air before you can grasp it.

[00:09:42]>> You seem to talk about this void a lot.

[00:09:44]Am I going to see it at some point?

[00:09:45]>> Something approaches in 3 days and it will not be kind.

[00:09:49]>> Fine then. If you're going to be so useless, I'll go find it myself. I Well, HI BIG FELLA.

[00:09:54]>> YOU'RE CHARGING ME four emeralds for a slime ball? YOU'RE THE SLIME BALL. COME HERE. YOU KNOW, I'm honestly just surprised more people don't play Minecraft in real life.

[00:10:02]And the steak is so chewy. I can build and destroy whatever I want to. I can build my own furniture without having to go to IKEA. Oh. Oh. Oh, I forgot I was in mixed reality. The reality part hurts. Don't worry. I can fix myself [music] right up. Just build a little area around myself. Add some water. Ah, yes. My immersion. That's not a stick.

[00:10:25]That's a stick. From my experience, real life nature sucks anyway. Why spend time in the real world when I can stab people in virtual reality with no consequences?

[00:10:32]Come here. You do my eyes deceive me? I feel the rain. The Minecraft rain. My immersion. Well, since it has started to rain out here, I should probably build a shelter. Go and break out my shovel to start breaking [music] away the actual reality. One more layer ought to do it.

[00:10:50]Put down some [music] birch flooring.

[00:10:52]Get some oak for the corners. Oh, that's not supposed to be there. Uh, where is There it is. Wanted to go a little bit higher. So, I just need to There we go.

[00:11:01]This is why I make VR content. Just look at this athleticism.

[00:11:05]Oh, the rain's picking up a little bit.

[00:11:06]I got to make this faster. Put these all around the sides. Get some nice stained glass right here so I can look outside.

[00:11:11]Give myself a [music] front door. Give myself a bed to sleep on. And a little bit of decorative carpet. And I can't forget about the roof to protect me from the rain. Yes, my immersion. Oh, I think a raindrop just hit me in the mouth. I I think my ceiling is leaking.

[00:11:26]Yes, my immersion. Now, I think today if I do some XP farming, I could attention. Hold on. What is uh Attention condemned? Fence does not [music] match this house. HOA fine.

[00:11:42]$1,254.

[00:11:45]This is the most immersion I've ever felt. Hold on a second. As an American, I think I know how to take care of this.

[00:11:51]Ah, there we go. Now, if I come right over to here. Oh, there's the HOA building. Now, how do I use this Molotov? Think if I Ah, there we go.

[00:12:02]Suck it, Karen. Ah, [groaning] yes. My Hey, that's a pretty cool shirt.

[00:12:10]Hey, can I can Can I have that? Can I like bite it off you?

[00:12:13]>> No.

[00:12:14]>> Uh, I didn't have to be so mean about it.

[00:12:18]>> At least I've still got my fish.

[00:12:20]>> What was that?

[00:12:23]>> What? Far, what? What? What? What? What did you do, buddy? I was just testing my second amendment rights. I got you a present. Oh, a my immersion shirt.

[00:12:36]>> Don't mind the blood. Ah, yes.

[00:12:40]My immersion sure now available.

[00:12:42]>> You're a [ __ ] sellout.

[00:12:45]>> Uh oh. I've got more Minecraft in my backyard with my friend V. You're not Varity.

[00:12:51]>> Hi, I'm Bity.

[00:12:53]>> Um, okay. Are are you are you also going to be a helpful little friend?

[00:12:58]>> Uh yeah.

[00:12:59]>> All right. Uh where's the nearest diamonds?

[00:13:01]>> Um right there.

[00:13:03]>> Right. [music] Right. Right where?

[00:13:05]>> Right there.

[00:13:05]>> Like you just just right here.

[00:13:07]>> Yeah. Yeah. Right there.

[00:13:10]>> That's dirt.

[00:13:11]>> Uh no. [gasps] >> Hey, look how long I can hold my breath.

[00:13:17]>> No, no, no. Get out of there.

[00:13:18]>> All right, then. Uh give [music] me some food.

[00:13:20]>> Um okay, here you go. Uh watch out for the pointy bits. They They kind of hurt.

[00:13:26]>> Dude, this is a cactus. You're not supposed to eat this.

[00:13:28]>> Um Yeah, you are. It's food. [sighs] >> All right, then. You know what? You You've probably seen the channel. Go um go build a house that matches my personality or something.

[00:13:38]>> Okay, house done.

[00:13:45]>> At least it can't get any worse.

[00:13:46]>> Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you the best part. Look.

[00:13:53]>> [sighs] >> Yay!

[00:13:54]>> I'm revoking your VR chat privileges. A >> You're not very helpful, but at least you're not dangerous. Look, I found this thing called a deagle.

[00:14:03]>> Hey, Jenny, check it out. I found a diamond. You You want to give me what for it? I don't I don't think that's allowed on the platform. You ever been fishing in your backyard before and a zombie rolls in, but you accidentally get confused and shoot your black ops [music] weapon at your hot girlfriend?

[00:14:18]That's how it feels to drive a foreign [music] F250. [snorts] Ah, my American immersion. Now, one thing most people don't know about fishing rods is that they're not only useful for [music] capturing fish, but also dates. You're not walking away from this argument. Well, fine then. If you get to walk away from our problems, then so do I. And uh, thank you for whoever in the comment section gave me a potion of swiftness.

[00:14:40]Oh, my parents were wrong. Drugs feel great. Oh, and if you enjoy these, I hope you'll watch some of the full videos of me playing other games on the channel. and I'll see all OF YOU IN THE NEXT ONE.

[00:14:50]>> Why are you Why do you have a command block?

[00:14:52]>> I'm trying something. Okay, here come your food.