Stages of Puberty

Ajouté : 2026-05-09

[00:00:00]The stages of puberty. You know that thing where we start to become a man?

[00:00:04]Yeah, that's what we're going to be talking about today. And I want to talk about I'd say the top six stages of what happens when you become a man. Also, if I sound weird, it's cuz I have hay fever and you know I'm currently being like done by hay fever in England cuz it's burning and yeah, I'm dying. Anyway, into the video. Stage one, the talk.

[00:00:21][music] One day, you know, little Jimmy was just walking down the road going to school.

[00:00:25]He thought it was going to be a normal day.

[00:00:27]And then he walked [music] in and all of a sudden there's no girls in his class.

[00:00:31]Little Jimmy was thinking, "Ah, where have all the girls gone?" And then all of a sudden he got sat down and on the screen came two big balls, hair and everything. Jimmy was traumatized and this is the start of Jimmy's puberty [music] talk. Yeah, that's basically the same how it goes in it in school. You know, all the girls get separated from the boys and then you just sit in there.

[00:00:52]And uh yeah, you and your mates have a good old laugh, you know, you're looking at the PowerPoint on the board.

[00:00:57]Teacher's trying to teach you and no one's taking it seriously. Yeah, that's how it was for me at least. Stage two, the changes. [music] Yeah, you start to notice little things about yourself like, you know, hairs in places you didn't have before.

[00:01:09]Apparently, I've never done this but two people I knew in primary school apparently sat there and counted how many they had and was comparing them.

[00:01:16]But imagine that, imagine you're just like chilling in your bathroom, you know, let me recreate this scene.

[00:01:21]All right, 72, 73.

[00:01:25]>> [music] >> What are you doing? Oh mom, I just counted them. I mean it's just a joke Jason at school. Yeah, you know, it's a bit of an awkward one if someone walks in and you're counting in it. I do not understand why boys [music] done this.

[00:01:38]Girls, yeah, I'm assuming you lot didn't do this but yeah, I've never done it but apparently some boys did. Anyway, enough of that.

[00:01:46]Yeah, maybe you start to sweat, you know. You can normally [music] tell what kids have hit puberty first because yeah, the smell.

[00:01:53]>> [music] >> Bro, what is that a smell?

[00:01:56]Oh, I don't know. It must be someone there. So, I don't think it's that person.

[00:02:00]Oh my god. Oh, I don't smell that much cologne.

[00:02:06]Oh, old cologne arms.

[00:02:08]Yeah, there was always one kid that always stank in school because, you know, bro just didn't realize that puberty hit him [music] yet.

[00:02:14]But, yeah. Anyway, moving on to stage three. Boobs, yeah. You become a little bit attracted to the other gender. Well, you know, I don't actually know if I can say that anymore because half people aren't attracted to the other gender.

[00:02:25]You know, even my viewers probably aren't. So, yeah. [music] You become attracted to something, basically, in a more than friendly way, shall we say?

[00:02:34]You might, like, you know, start looking at people a little bit differently, which leads us on to stage four, where the friends become more than friends, you know? You look at your female friends that were once nice and humble, you know? You go out to the park together, la la la, strolling. Then, all of a sudden, you're looking at her a little bit differently, you know?

[00:02:52]Looking at her over the bottom table and you're And, uh, >> [music] >> I'll see you. You know, you go out with your your female friend round her house and be like this.

[00:03:00]Oh my god, fam. Look, I got some more Pokémon cards. Do you love Pokémon cards?

[00:03:04]Oh, yeah, fam. You got that one. You got that one. And, oh.

[00:03:09]Fam, what are you doing? Oh, nothing, nothing. Stage five. Acne. [music] Yeah, for some reason, most teens get this. I got it not too bad, but some people were Yeah, you get absolutely cooked. You know, that was my pepperoni pizza by the end of it, yeah. Oh, wow.

[00:03:25]Your acne's really cleared up, bro.

[00:03:27]Yeah, you [music] know, putting on that cream on my face. I've also been taking these bad boys. Oh, what do they do? Oh, well, you see, they make you really big and strong. You know, I don't think I've got any acne. Oh my god, look at your back. What?

[00:03:39]>> [music] >> Look at your back.

[00:03:42]Yeah. Do not take any kind of tablets that they offer you in the gym, guys, because, uh, as much as it might make you stronger, one is going to give you severe acne, [music] and two, in the future, you're going to have problems making kids. So, just just take my advice and don't do it. I've never done it, but you know, I know a people who have, so. [music] Yeah, just just get you some cream or whatever. Like my last video about how to get a girlfriend, rub some cream on your face. Make it so that your acne is not like a pizza. Stage six, [music] the acceptance. This is probably the worst stage of hitting puberty. You also accept that you are now a man or a woman and that you have responsibility. And uh furthermore, there's consequence for your action, you know. You cannot now be talking to people two or three years below you. It is now seen as very weird, all right? If you are 18 and you're talking to a 15-year-old, yeah, you're a nonce. What you doing, man? Stop talking to her. It's not very friendly, like, you know, if you're 15 and 13, that's calm.

[00:04:39]Well, I don't know, is that calm? Yeah, I was going to say it's calm for the purpose of this video, but basically, after you've accepted what's happened, this is how your life becomes.

[00:04:48]>> [music] >> Oh, god.

[00:04:51]Another day.

[00:04:53]Benjamin, why are the files not done yet? I asked you to do them last week.

[00:04:58]>> [music] >> Honey?

[00:05:05]Oh, she's not here.

[00:05:07]Oh, she's taken the kids as well.

[00:05:09]Oh, oh, my info.

[00:05:13]Oh, all the bills to pay as well.

[00:05:16]Oh. Yeah, your life pretty much cooked after puberty. Sorry to uh you know, ruin the childhood of all my fans right now, but after you get to 18, your life gets pretty boring. Well, I don't know, if this YouTube channel picks off all of a sudden, it might not be so boring for me, but guess we'll have to find out, won't we?

[00:05:32]Stage seven, letting the hormones take over. All right, this is a very risky stage. Yeah, you got to be careful here, cuz boys and girls both do it differently, you know. Boys, on one hand, they're pretty stuck up in the holes and nipple holes, you know. I'm not going to say more, don't want to get striked or banned, but I'll let your imagination figure that one out. Girls, I don't know what you're really like, because I'm not one, [music] and uh yeah, I don't really want to ask any I know. I could ask my girlfriend, to be fair, but you know, that'd be a little bit random.

[00:06:02]Yeah. Boys, you start to become attracted [music] to anything that has a slight bit of curve to it, and you your mind goes a little bit a little bit mad.

[00:06:10]You start to only think about one [music] thing. You'll be sitting in the class, and you know, their mangoes on their desk start to become a little bit more succulent to you. But, you know, as the great Diddy said, anything after 12 is lunch. And then we finally have stage eight, which is I'd say the maturity stage. Most boys, you know, they start going to the gym, they start bettering themselves. Most girls, uh again, I don't really know what you lot do. You start putting on makeup and wearing I mean, I don't I don't know. Anyway, not going to offend anyone. But yeah, boys, we start going to the gym, we start trying to get like the jobs and stuff.

[00:06:41]Odds are a lot of you end up following this bald man, because, you know, they're another role models for men, pretty much.

[00:06:47]And yeah, that's how it goes.

[00:06:49]>> [music] >> Anyway, guys, thank you for watching this video. This is going to be a little bit differently edited, so if it seems more quicker or rushed, I'm just trying to see how like the algorithm reacts to my videos, [music] cuz on my last one, I took like extra long to edit it, and I don't think it like didn't do as well as I thought, so I'm kind of just seeing and trying to suss out [music] how YouTube promotes my stuff. So, yeah.

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[00:07:23]And yeah, I'll see you guys next time.

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