This video presents a critical analysis of Christianity, arguing that the Old Testament God commands horrific acts including mass slaughter of men, women, and children, and that Jesus's teachings contradict his Old Testament counterpart. The host challenges Christians to provide scripture for claims about Jesus telling disciples to 'go get them,' and argues that the Bible contains hundreds of contradictions, with no contemporary evidence for Jesus's existence. The video concludes that Christianity is fundamentally a 'blood cult' that worships a 'demon' rather than a loving God.
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>> All right. Good morning everyone. Thank you all for joining us. Um, witness 43:12 says, "Yesterday you said Jesus hid, yet he told the a the disciple to go get them." Um, give me a scripture if you don't mind. And who was the them he was talking about? Go get whom if you don't mind. And which, you know, just just the scripture and whom he was telling them to go get. Okay, that's I'd like to know those things. Uh, good morning, Miss Non Secular. Thank you for joining me today. I hope uh the evening went well on the damn show. um Discord channel. Um let's see here.
Hold on one second. Block master, good morning. Hope you're doing great, too.
Uh let's see. I saw a name here. Kelly Laughlin.
Okay, just making sure. I'm looking looking for Patriot of the West. I did.
I I don't really check Discord terribly often. So, you you say you sent me some kind of update on something. Um I'll go check it out when I get to Discord. I'm just really bad about Discord or, you know, it's just not my bag. Uh, Flockmeister doing good. Atheist mechanic, of course. I hope you're doing great. Get connected is here. Good morning. Get connected. Get connected with whom?
I'm just curious.
Just kind of want to know. I like asking those questions. Uh, let's see here.
Cliff Jamman. Good morning, Cliff Jamman. You slid right in at the last minute. Uh, let me see if our our friend actually gave us a time there. Uh, let's see. Samuel Blankenship. Good morning.
Yeah, I can't really find I did a little tiny bit of searching if you will before uh and I couldn't really find anything about Jesus telling a disciple to go get them get somebody witness. You look it up. You lied. I didn't. You know, actually I did try witness. I did try it. I I asked I looked up did Jesus tell any of his disciples to bring the Romans and it says no. I I tried it several different ways. I tried it um it phrases at first I said did Jesus said to go get the Romans and it misunderstood and said no Jesus never commanded it to go attack the Romans like that's not what I said I mean did Jesus tell them to go turn him in and it says no at no point does it say that so are you wrong are you lying are you mistaken I mean hook me up let me know what you're talking about you know I mean yeah and I didn't lie I did not lie let me get your statement back up here.
Witness 42 says, "Yesterday you said Jesus hid. What was he doing in the garden? The whole purpose of him in the garden and then then um Judas having to expose him means he hid means he hid." I mean, just those two facts alone, why didn't I'll just wait. I'll just wait.
I'll wait a minute on that one. Um so, let me get this out of here. So, either you're lying or you're mistaken. So, I mean, just give me the scripture if you don't mind. I'm sure you're looking for it. [laughter] You know, I'm sure it's there somewhere. Jesus. See, here's the whole deal. I I totally get you. Let me look and see if you have Here's the deal, though. I get what you're saying.
It It may be somewhere in there that Jesus says, "Go get them." But I think somewhere in there it says Jesus was in collusion with Judas. Well, you know, it would say that, wouldn't it? We got to take into account, and this I'm just saying this, this is written long after Jesus is dead, by followers of Jesus. It seems bad that Jesus was hiding in the garden, doesn't it? Oh, it does kind of seem shitty. And it does seem bad that Judas turned him over. Wow, that Oh, damn. I didn't see that coming. But if we happen to somewhere as we're writing this down say, you know what? Jesus told Judas to do it. Well, now Jesus has suddenly become willing out of all the times he said he wasn't willing.
Uh, I'm just curious. I'm watching Waiting. Uh, my chat may not be scrolling. I'm almost there. Give me a minute. Let me see if it's uh my chat can be a [ __ ] Nope, that was working.
I'm just looking for this individual.
Part I'm sure you may. They may have flounced.
I don't see it. So, if you guys happen to know, I mean, I would think that would be a very interesting thing to add to my or at least to correct me if I were wrong. You know, I this morning I did a little bit of research, if you will, and I was like, you know, okay, hook me up here.
This is what let me tell you a little story. This morning, I was like, okay, okay, okay, okay. Often times I will get on here and I'll say, you know, the God creature, he could have told Moses and his people to go from point A to point Z and be kind and gentle and merciful to people or to not harm them or all that stuff, but he didn't. He said, "Murder, death kills everyone between here and there."
I was like, man, is that true? Is that the right story? because this is also the time like somewhere in there they're they're lost in the old forest and all that business and so I wanted to make sure am I thinking the right story and I am so it is that point now however I was corrected because I learned that obviously of course I didn't I didn't think that was the case but I was just you know using hyperbole but I I was corrected that no he wasn't commanded to murder everyone from here to there there were indeed some groups that were killed h to him, you know, that they did not attack or they were told not to attack or they said, "Hey, leave them in peace" or whatever. [snorts] But but there were quite a a few of them reflecting the nature of the god creature where it literally says, "Go in and murder everyone. Save no one. No children."
It's talking about kill every man, woman, and child. Every one of them.
Every one of them. Now, it does this several times.
again yesterday or on the show we were talking about how Jesus um is had told in Matthew that he's going to come back and he's going to murder everyone if you're not the right kind of Christian.
He's going to slaughter you and put you into a furnace of fire. And I was thinking I made the description of the story about just imagine that Jesus comes to get you. He's him and his angels are there and he's going to kick in your door like it's a Muslim father and his the wife there and they're depending their children. blah blah blah blah blah and the bullets don't harm Jesus because he's Jesus, right? And Jesus raises his sword and slaughters the father and raises the sword and despite the scream slaughters the mother and then raises the sword and slaughters the little children, too. And they're like, "Nah, Jesus would never do that."
Well, in fact, yeah. Yeah. God creature God creature does it by example dozens of times throughout the Old Testament. Dozens of times. It commands the slaughter of everyone, man, woman, and child.
to destroy them all over and over again.
Those times when it could use wisdom and peace and love, it doesn't. It doesn't.
There are times where God creature will tell them, I mean the example, one of my favorite examples is like the pharaoh. The he hardened the pharaoh's heart over and over again because he wanted to show how disgusting he was. He even says so. I hardened the Pharaoh's heart and wouldn't let him let my people go so I could show Egypt how destructive and ugly and yucky I was and that they would know that I was the Lord.
And I mean then you know the Pharaoh wasn't going to chase after them but Pharaoh hardened his heart. So the Pharaoh's men chased after and they all died, right? All those people killed chasing after God's people who God allegedly in the story through Moses was helping to free them. free them so they could go to the promised land. But as soon as they got free, he immediately gave them bad laws because they were still worshiping the way he didn't want to. So he told them to start sacrificing their own children to him. And then they um I mean he they they wandered the desert forest, if you will, for 40 years until all of the people who had left Egypt had died. What kind of salvation is that?
He wouldn't. And none of those who left um Egypt, save two, I think, made it to the promised land. They were all slaughtered by God in the desert by one fashion or another over that 40 years.
So, not only did he hardened people's hearts, forces so he could murder all the firstborn children of Egypt, right?
That's that's actually the 10th plague.
that and then he hardened the Pharaoh's heart again so the Pharaoh's men would follow the Moses and his people across in through the Red Sea and drowned them all. Right. Right. What a loving, merciful God. And then once they got over there, God got pissed off at them and told them to start sacrificing their firstborns to them. Exodus 13 and 23, I think it's 23. Uh anyway, uh so then he makes them spend the rest of the desert, their time in the desert. during this time he has them slaughter hundreds of thousands of people as they go about from place to place and I was right he does whenever you now we're just going to use the example here there's most of the time it just says kill them all murder them all but occasionally it does say take the sex the children female girls for yourselves as sex leaves occasionally just once really in the one there is one time though however Whenever this Lord creature, God creature if you will, where is it? Hello.
There we go. There's this place where this god creature tells them to keep keep all the the the virgin children for themselves, virgin girls for themselves.
And it turns out to be a [ __ ] ton of them. And how many of them?
32,000.
If you have 32,000 girls who have not known a man of a population, that's quite a large population. We're talking 160 to 180,000 people just in one instance. The Medidianites murdered for simply either being where they're not supposed to be living where they're supposed to be or being between the place. There is one time and hold on my friends, let me bring this to you.
There's one time where God hardens the hearts of uh another group of people. They're going through the desert and they're trying to get to the promised land and they send an offer of peace to a foreign king and God hardens that king's heart so he will attack them and they will slaughter those people and that's that's God doing his thing.
Interesting, isn't it? Murder, death, disgust. It's just the God creature they follow is just hideous. Hideous. Um, let's see. Crazy Fox lover says a lot more if you read it in allegory. You know, that's cute. I appreciate that.
You know, I do I do know I did notice that there are little asks in the Bible written by the authors that let us know which stories to take as allegory and which ones to take as literal.
I realize that, oh wait, there's not, is there? There's not. And it's really subjective as to which priest or pastor or listener determines which story is allegory and which story is not allegory.
And even whether it's allegory or literal in this case it would almost have to be allegory because the story of Moses never happened. Never.
Archaeologists all agree it never happened. But but they're writing that it did. They're worshiping people that did this, that murdered men, woman, and child many times over. Only one time does it tell them to not take the virgin girls or to not kill them. And you [snorts] know what it does with them? You know what they do with those virgin girls?
Anybody? I mean, specifically, they're I mean, I don't want to get into specifics, right? We don't get We We've talked about that before. The Bible tells them later, "Pick one from the crowd, take her to your home, shave her head, and then make her live with you for 30 days, and after that 30 days, if you still like her, she's yours. Take her as you wish." Oh, but it's not necessarily that. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about when the battle is done, they've got all these girls over here, all these precious, precious, right? That's they're just pre fresh because that's all they are, property, right? Pre. And so what do they do with them? I mean, sure they give them take them for yourselves.
They actually um actually give them to the priests. A quarter of them, I think, to the priests. Yeah, you take some for yourself. Let's see. Um body count, 32,000 spared virgins were only young, unmarried females. So that means God commanded them to murder pregnant women. If you're all out there and you're a Christian like, "Oh, save the babies with the abortion." No, no, no, no. Don't even go there. Clearly, you don't know [ __ ] about your God creature. He has no problem murdering babies in the womb by the sword. H I mean, Moses, the guy who separated the waters and saved the people. Yeah, that guy. That guy murdering murdering pregnant women with a sword. That guy, I'm sure the pregnant women certainly put up a fight. He was certainly most in danger. He was a challenge all the way.
Let me finish. allow me to fe it's just really sick you know and I said the people don't even shut up body count 32,000 spared virgins were only young unmarried females add the married women the men and the boys all killed and the standard population split implies roughly 130 to 160,000 Midianites in total So on the order of 130 to 130,000 100 to 130,000 slaughtered whenever you take out the virgin girls that were left alone.
Yes. And I have another one that does indeed state. It tells that how they were split up. Let me see if I can find it really quick. I'm not going to go too long into it. It says they were split up by um you know this this group gets some this group some and then the priest group gets 30. You know some percentage of the the virgins. Wait wait wait wait wait a second. Is there anything about sexual immorality at all here? Well, what is sexually immoral to these people if they're just going to give priests underage girls to rape?
This is one of the underpinnings of this religion. Moses. Yay, Moses.
Just a saved hypocrite. Are you? That's cool, man. Come here and learn something. Maybe you'll free yourself from now.
Mind trap you're in. I I have best hope for you. I don't know if witness whatever ever posted a thing. I'll have to look it up later and see if I found anything. Good morning, Dawn. J9 Dawnchild. I say J9. Jay Dawnchild. Uh, let's see. Put the people murdered to the sword. Hold on a second. Let's see here. Um, that's the wrong one. Yeah, is that the right one? Infranchisement in Julius Caesar. That is not the right chat.
Okay, let's see here. Bear with me. Bear with me. God is horror. Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
God hardens hearts. God reveals through horror.
Um I know it's in here somewhere. I saw it earlier where where it talks about how they give the certain amount to the priests. Let's see. the other one. I guess I could just ask the one and it'll give me this scripture too. So you can go, oh that's just they deserve that because they were bad. They worshiped wrong. They were bad.
Interesting.
Let's see. It'll tell me in alamone.
It's a very slow thinker. It's a slow thinking thing.
Let's see here. Beard of empathy. Miss Ese for Brennan. Good morning. Thank you. Um Carl says, "Why don't you believe?"
Let me do over here. I want to see what's going on. Let's see. Witness.
Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.
Okay.
So, you are the liar. So, you're the liar. You come in here and said, "I lied. I'm going to I couldn't I can't highlight it on this new software." Uh, can I? No. Um, yesterday you said Jesus hid yet he told the disciples to go get him. I challenged you to say prove it.
Now, I didn't actually know that. If that's true, I didn't know it.
Therefore, I did not lie. I think you would probably grace me that possibly.
Um, if I were to go, "Oh, hey, look, you've shown and demonstrated actually that he did indeed go say that." I've already already counted that the people who wrote this wrote this after the fact. They were fans. And naturally, since Jesus was cowering like a [ __ ] up in Gethsemane, so much so that when the Romans went to get him, they couldn't tell who's who, man. Who's I tell you what, who which one is Jesus? Anybody?
Come on. I'll tell you what. Give me I got 30 pieces of silver here to the man who will identify Jesus. You. Which one is it? Okay, here you go. Thank you. Get that man and let's go. That's how it happened. Yeah. Jesus wasn't sitting there in Gethsemane going, "Hello, I am here teaching the masses. Come forth, you and come forth." And when they walked in there, they could easily tell who he was. No.
Why do you think Judas had to kiss him at all? He just walked up to him on the pulpit and said, "Hey, baby." Really?
No. He had to kiss him because Jesus was hiding. You know, Jesus didn't want to go through with it. Remember what he was talking about to God in the garden? Oh, please. Please don't make me do it. You must do it. Please. No, I don't want to DO IT. DO IT. NO. NO. DO IT. I say do as you must. Right. How many times did Jesus beg not to go through it? Do you know your Bible?
But you know all you've done here is keep lying. You lie. You lie. You lie.
Look at you. You look it up yourself.
You lied. I didn't. You just you just your look at you haven't proven anything. All you did was claimed I lied and given me nothing. I've given you the opportunity right here in front of God and everybody as you will to look it up.
I'll even look I looked I tried to look it up. I mean briefly I'm running a show here. I couldn't find anything.
Sam, but then we've got those points, don't we? Let's look at those points.
Where was Jesus? He was in the garden hiding again. When they went to get him, he had to be identified. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. when they took him back to the palace and they asked him, they asked him like, "Dude, you know it's not right. You're not supposed to teach outside the temple and you're not supposed to teach in secret. Were you doing either of those?" And Jesus said, "I was not teaching outside the temple or the synagogue and I never taught in secret."
And those are both lies. The sermon on the mount alone is outside the synagogue. Go read your own [ __ ] book. Go read where he said, "I taught in the synagogue s." Now notice, you'll notice you'll find that he doesn't say only. That's true. I'll hed you that one.
Uh but but just say just notice why does it even put it in there that that he responds. It says the priest interrogated him. Okay? Doesn't say what the priests asked him. It says they interrogated him. And then Jesus responds I I taught only in the in the temple or I taught in the temple in the in the in the mosque mosque mosque. Um I I only taught there. I never taught in secret.
But he did teach in secret. The entire parables were secrets. The whole thing about the parable, as you know, you've got to know this is a secret, right? He taught so people he didn't want to understand and know wouldn't understand and know. He was teaching them in secret. He even told his people, they're like, "Why do you teach in parables?"
He's like, "So those [ __ ] over there won't hear, understand, and be turned."
I kind of think, and I haven't looked it up, I kind of think what he in a way he may mean Gentiles. He was speaking that way so only Jewish people would understand. But but I could be wrong.
I'm just that's just something to hit upon my brain. [snorts] Um let's see.
What blood has been required since Jesus gave his life for our sins? Millions of people's bloods.
Yeah. All kinds of wars. All kinds of I mean just 25 million people alone just from like the Protestant Reformation.
But here's the deal. I mean blood.
Jesus all about blood in him. Blood.
Blood. Blood.
You're in a blood cult. You are G. You're like, what sacrifice has been required since Jesus? Really?
[clears throat] It's cute when they come in here and they're not familiar with their own religion. I said required. You're just stating what humans do. Let's see. Let me just check out.
Well, wait a second. You said required, but who who says required? Who says not required? Who's the person that comes out and deems yes, not required? Now, also, you kind of make it sound as if I'm just saying, right? But you make it sound as if everybody all over the world instantly stopped sacrificing and giving blood when Jesus did. But no, only a small group of people did. The rest of the Jewish community continued to sacrifice animals, right? Didn't they? They did. So I'll tell you what you you what you said there. Here's the deal. Jesus here's he shed his blood for me, right? No more blood is required. However, Jesus doesn't require me to hurt other people or spill blood in his name. Correct?
That's your point. That's the deal.
However, I do still have to go to Jesus, beg to Jesus. If I don't, I still get the punishment. I still go to hell. If I don't beg to Jesus, in fact, in the correct way, I still go to hell. Jesus says it's not all Christians. When Jesus comes back in Matthew, he says he's going to come back and he's going to slay everyone who does sin and who is evil. And that's every all everybody who's not a Christian. A and then a good hunk of the Christians because he even warns you over and over again that not all of you are going to be saved. The road to heaven is narrow. the path, right? So this giving of blood, a lot of blood. Jesus is a lot of blood.
A lot of blood.
Now again, so kind of where I'm going is this is we still have to we we still have to sacrifice though our time, our money, our effort. We have to believe in Jesus a certain way or we burn in hell.
But you know, one of the things you point out in your post there, boss, is that here's what you said. What blood has been required since Jesus gave his life for us? And it sounds like, you know, like we are saved. That's the impression I got, right? We're saved.
And it depends on the Christian interpretation as to how we are saved.
Some Christians think everybody is saved because Jesus gave his blood for everybody done. Period. Jesus even said though that when he comes back, he's going to murder everybody. and throw them in pits of fire. So clearly, obviously, not everybody is saved, right? I mean, huh.
So, he gave his life for what? He gave his life for goats. Goats and sheep, my friend. Goats, sheets, sheep, doves. You know what I I tell you? I right now as a person, allegedly, according to Christianity, I have to believe in Jesus Christ and go through him to get to God.
But I have to accept Jesus Christ and my all my stuff or else I don't get the benefit of that bloodletting that murderous child sacrifice where God sacrificed his son [snorts] as child sacrifice. I don't get the benefit of that do I? No. No, I don't get the benefit. But you know what has not happened? Really it has not happened.
And it really stopped everywhere for the most part was that sacrifice of goats.
Jesus is the is the the the savior of goats.
What do goats have to do? Do goats have to do anything? Do Christians go out and get a bunch of goats and bring them back to their church? And if the goat doesn't accept Jesus Christ into its heart, do they then kill the goat or does the goat get mercy? Did the goat get did all the goats get mercy from Jesus his sacrifice?
All of them did. Interesting. All of the goats, all the doves, all the lambs, all the cows, all the firstborn children, all of those no longer.
Good morning, Kelly Lawlin.
[laughter] Uh, let's see. Lie answer for every word I speak. Let me just see here.
Lie answer for every word I speak. You will answer for every word you speak.
No, no. I mean, here's the deal, witness, and I'm kind of done with you at this point because you're at this point, you're just ignorant. You came in here and you made a claim. You said, "I'm a liar." And then you said out loud about something specific, something you can prove very easily, and you have not. I've given you chances over. Let me remind everybody what happened. Yesterday, I made the claim that Jesus lied. I gave several examples or Jesus hid in the garden like a cowardly [ __ ] I gave several reasons and examples as to why.
As long as you don't look with your pastor's apologetics, the truth, look at it like a real person. You'll see it's clear. Jesus was a coward. He He He didn't. He hid like a [ __ ] This individual challenged me here in this chat this morning.
Yesterday, you said Jesus hid. Yet he told the disciple to go get them.
Go get who? You mean the Romans? He told the disciples to go get the Romans to come get him. I think that happened.
Then you repeated yourself. You look I said look it up. You said you look it up. You lied. I didn't. I actually did.
Had already tried to look it up and I couldn't find it. Cuz if I'm wrong, I actually want to know I'm wrong. Unlike a lot of people on your side, Magnar Christian friend. Because again, if you will prove me, show me where I I mean, I would gladly add that to my argument. I have no problem with that.
However, you didn't. No, at no point.
just your kind. Thank you, Jesus. The devil's seed lie. Let your crooked mouth dig its own pit. Dig, dig, dig. Keep digging. I love everyone. I hate their sins. You really do not sound like anybody who loves anybody. You sound like a pathetic, angry, hurtful little person. I hope you're not married. You're probably not old enough to be married. Are you over Are you over like 12 or something? Then you said, "You lie. Answer for every word I speak.
You will answer for every word you speak." I I can see now with my new software, every post that you make, I haven't seen you give me the scripture.
I'm sure you've been thumbming very vigorously trying to find it.
Good luck with that. Anyway, uh let's see. I saw somebody else make a post.
Let's see. Boss C. Yeah, let's go here.
Uh I did see somebody.
Good morning, Chris. Chris Luden says, "Calling Jesus a demon." Wow. If only there was a name for that. Oh, yeah.
Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit. That's [snorts] right, Chris. Oh my goodness.
It tingles when I blasphem the Holy Spirit.
I don't think I actually did call Jesus a demon. I don't think I did. I call God creature a pit demon. I did. If you want to call Jesus God, again, I do hge that Christians do that and I accept that.
And so therefore, he must also be a demon. So, we can go that way. Um, [snorts] yeah. Yeah. Let me let me close this window here and see if there's something going on. I don't need to pay any attention to that [ __ ] anymore.
Let's see. Boss Jud boss says, "Let's start. What blood has been required since Jesus?" I said required. You're just stating what humans do. Required again from whom? And then of course, yeah, you just have to repent. Blah blah blah blah. You have to repent. Yeah.
Says you boss here. Here's the boss says you just have to repent. And he gives forgiveness and mercy graciously. He really doesn't, dude. Jesus and God creature are so unforgiving. You have no idea. You clearly have no idea. God creature is absolutely unforgiving.
There is no doubt whatsoever. I can give you dozens and dozens and hundreds of examples of God creature literally being horrific. Oh, but that's not Jesus.
Well, wait, wait, wait. You want God to be Jesus, don't you? Oh, my Anyway, [gasps] um, based on the Bible, not what we want you to need. Repentance, blah, blah, blah. Exactly. Jesus saved the I don't care what you you're kind of ignorant.
I'm just same thing over and over. Let's see what the other guy said. Chris had to say coffee town. Good morning, you sexy beast. Um, how can I judge? All right, listen. This is one I do want to answer. How can I judge what um pin this over here if I can? I'm going pin this one here from Chris. How can I judge what do God does? Where do I get my morals from? Man, we go through this all the time, dude. Where do you get your morals from? God. All of you Christians have different gods. Who has different rules and who says different things? All of you apparently because that one singular voice says apparently something different to all of you apparently.
Right? You have objective one. God talks to me. Yeah, God talks to you. What does he tell you to do? Look at what God tells people to do. He tells people to murder. He tells people to cut off the end of people's dicks to get married.
I'm just being funny there. Uh, let's see here. But, but you know what I mean.
That's the whole point, dude. That's the whole point.
God creature does all kinds of horrific things by our morality. Where do you get your morality by you in in the in Iran?
If we go over and we take Iran because Moses did it, surely it's okay. Then when we take Iran, we should wipe out every man, woman, and man, child, and woman who has known a child, known a woman. You know what I mean?
kill everybody but virgin girls because that's what Moses did, right? So the American forces should now do that in Iran. Correct? That's the morality you get from your god creature. Jesus, when Jesus came, he brought hell. That's what he brought. You don't really hear any There's no hell in Old Testament. No, no, no. Hell and the nashing of teeth and the burning of furnace. That comes with Jesus, my friend. Before that, no, no, no, no. You you you with Jesus, you get to keep your end of your penis and there's no hell. Yes.
Um, but yeah, I can judge what God does.
I can and where I get my morality from.
And this is very clear. I say this over and over again. I get it from where I was raised, my community, the society I live in, my dad, my mom, my parents who raised me. That's why some people have bad morals and some people have good morals. Right. Right. Even among your your people, the chosen Christian people, they all have seem to have a varying set of morals, don't they?
because of where they get it from. In reality, they get it from the societies where they were raised. Now, they were raised in the right-wing Christianes part of our societies and therefore they have those moral sets. If I were born 7 or 800 years ago down in Mexico, I'd probably be an Aztec or a Mayan who would have a different set of morals, who would think cutting people's heads off and rolling them off of a pyramid is a blessed thing. When the moon bright, I would think those things because that's the moral set they had because there is no objective morality. None. None. If there were, it would be the same all over.
But there isn't. And it isn't. So, and it's sort of like those people you're out there like, "Jesus talks to me. He tells me things." Really? I got two points on that. One of them is that you say Jesus talks to you. Okay. Well, that guy over there says Jesus talks to you, too. Him, too. So, what we're going to do is we're going to put you in a room and we're going to pull a fingernail off of one of your 10 fingers and you can tell Jesus which one it is. And if that person in the other room guesses correctly, you get to keep your eyes.
How many of you Christians over there would be willing to go for that? Because Jesus talks to you, right? There's real power there. Right. Right. Come on.
Jesus talks to you. It's just a fingernail and an eyeball.
Right.
And then there's the other thing I really really really it's really the narcissism that Jesus talks to you Christians that that Jesus Christ the God creator of the entire universe or whatever however you believe talks to you believes in you has faith in you wants to wants to commune with you for some reason. God creature literally thinks people are [ __ ] He says so over and over again anyway but Jesus wants to How [ __ ] narcissistic are you?
Really? How narcissistic are you? What kind of narcissistic piece of [ __ ] are you? That the creator of the entire universe cares about you, helps you find your car keys and get that parking spot and gets that new job or that new raise and ignores the prayers and screams of all the little children and watches them die. We're actually I'm we're studying for McBTH now. I'm studying for McBth. And there's a part in McBth where McBth is trying to go after McDuff and he's pissed off. And so he tells the people who are going to kill McDuff's family or go to he says kill their family and they do. And then later on McDuff finds out that they kill his family, his daughters, his sons and stuff like that.
And McDuff in Shakespeare 500 [ __ ] years ago is standing there going, "What the hell? Did Did heaven just sit there and watch while they murdered my family?
Did they sit there and watch and they knew this was going to happen and watch and did nothing as my little son was murdered?
Yeah. Yeah. Apparently so.
Yeah. [laughter] Apparently so.
Let's see. The damned show. More like Yeah, that's true. Isn't good morning w Good morning W4. Uh good morning the damned show. Indeed it is. Um, hell is mentioned many times in the New Testament. Don't listen to this demon. I This demon, this [snorts] demon said that that's where hell came from was the New Testament. I said there was no references to hell in the Old Testament.
That's what I said. So literally, you're saying hell is mentioned many times in the New Test, which is what I said.
God, listen. God, Jesus, if you're watching, you got to be watching, right?
You're everywhere. If you watch me masturbate, you're watching this right here. Okay, God, I gotta tell you, man, you're not sending your best. You're You're just [ __ ] not. I mean, come on. Don't you have any people that can string a [ __ ] sentence together that can come on here and ask questions and be sort of realistic? What do you mean?
I said there was no they I mean, I'm wrong.
I am finding my center.
Look at you [ __ ] Oh. Oh, Oddball. Good morning, Oddball.
Let's see what's going on with you. I just want to get out of hell. As mentioned many times, don't listen to this demon. I know, right? I said it.
You're so cute.
I'm a demon. I like being a demon.
Oddball says, "Hell derived from the protogerermanic word hell, meaning to cover up, to censor, to conceal, to bury." I like you, Oddball. You're odd, but I like you. Um, this is probably why you're odd. Uh, bury the truth. We live in hell now because of the lies of religion, religious, and political institutions. Hashtag truth. Hashtag truth. Preach. Preach. Preach. Preach.
Thou sayaith the truth. The truth has now been spoken. Good morning. Thank you for joining. Packed room. Um, death cults. Good morning, Path Sum. Um, chat goes by. I'm not sure who you're talking at. Hope you're on. Yeshua came to fix the Jews. Yeshua failed his mission. Says gangster. Yeah, he failed, I guess. Huh? He's a failure.
He's a failure. I think it's cute. I think, you know what I think is cute is whenever they come in, they're like God is all powerful, almighty, and all this stuff. And then the reason why shit's bad now, the reason why religion is bad is because man, man tainted the word of God.
Because man tainted the word because God is so weak and powerless in his message.
Uh there's a very very important message in this universe. It is extremely important. And if it's wrong, physics, we'll just call it physics overall. If it's wrong, I mean, mathematics, all this business, if it's wrong, then [ __ ] kind of falls apart. Our airplanes don't fly. Our computers don't work. Nothing nothing kind of works. with this God creature, its word is so mutable, so it's such so written in such light sand that anybody can just come along and swipe it away.
And it's now listen, if this were like uh the word on how to maybe, I don't know, save a chicken or something, you know, then I could see it being something so weak and pathetic that anybody could come along and save it.
But my god, man, this is billions of people. [clears throat] billions of people and we all live for just a few dozen years, maybe a hundred.
And then after that, we're going to spend eternity being punished consciously for what happens in this life. And the only book they can give to us, the only message they can give to us is so confusing, so just [ __ ] up, so mutable that anybody can come along and wipe their ass with it. And suddenly you've got a different message. 40,000 different ver versions of Christianity. And I want to tell you something, my friends. I've come upon a new thing in my my thinking. I have Christianity is a fake out by God. If we're if Yahweh of the Old Testament were real, the entire Christian religion is just a fake out. It is like when Moses, here's the example. Moses told or God told Moses to they gave them laws they couldn't follow and things they couldn't the rules they couldn't worship right and then they told them to sacrifice their only children their first f their firstborn children. God did this. He made weird rules that they couldn't follow. That's he intentionally said that he created a religion of people that were [ __ ] up because they could not follow the rules. The rules were so hard they couldn't follow. And part of that was they also had to sacrifice their own children, their firstborn children. Look at Christianity. You've got a man who is a a god who was born a man and you're expected to walk in his footsteps and he's perfect. But there's no way you can do that because you're not perfect. But he's also a man cuz so he suffered but he's God. So he's a God man but he's not God because if he were God then he would have suffered. Suffering doesn't really matter to him. But all of that you see where all that's kind of and then but then you all have you have your morality it's all unified unified singular one place comes from one place and that place is so [ __ ] up you can't understand anything you can go I can walk from from my home probably that's ambitious I don't walk a lot I probably wouldn't get to the end of the block but anyway like let's say like a normal person walks a mile or so within a mile or so, you've got I don't know how many different Christian churches, and all of them have different moral sets, you know? I mean, and then here's the really the real beauty of it. Whenever you get within those church walls of each one of those, everybody in there has their own moral set. If they didn't, if they did have the same moral set, they'd never disagree. There wouldn't be any, oh, I went to this church and this church and this church or this church dissolved and went. No, there's no unified singular word. This message is so important. Billions of people are going to spend their eternity, their eternal eternity, trillion years, if you will, however long, suffering consciously for a message that is so you can't understand it. It written thousands of years ago in a language nobody speaks anymore that's determined to be translated by math isn't that way. No, no, no. Math isn't that way.
It's not. Oddly enough, the same math that works for the Russians to get their airplanes in the sky is the same math that gets in for the Americans that get their planes in the sky. Probably not exactly, but you know, math is dynamic. They can do that sort of thing and over and over again reliably because it's real.
It's unmutable, immutable.
I mean, you can fuss with the math, right? But you have to fuss with the math because the math is right. But anybody who knows the math can come along and go, "Oh, this is not right.
You fussed with it." Then somebody else who knows the math can come along and go, "Yes, that person is indeed correct.
You fussed with it." You can't say that with religion. You just can't. You can't say, "Oh, this is the exact word of God.
This is the one." And then if somebody changes it, you go, "Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Somebody change." You just can't. There's How many different versions of the Bible are there? And so how important is this word of this god creature? You would think it would be extremely important. Our souls, our eternal souls are his sake.
Huh. I wonder if it's basically remember I don't know if you know this, Jesus really didn't teach to Gentiles so much.
He only taught to Jews. So I wonder if it was like the only people they were talking about were Jews and that all of us Gentiles are Thank you for the $5 super chat. Atheist mechanic. Atheist mechanic says science flies us to the moon. Religious. Religion flies planes into buildings. True enough. To be more specific, a religion can't even fly a plane. They had to hold knives to the people and go get training from science people who learned how to make the plane. You know what I mean? They couldn't even pray their way up there.
I don't know if you guys have ever heard the story of Simon the mages. Simon the the the mage or whatever. I'm just kind of spitballing this one. Right. There's this challenge of powers between this magic magi and the the prophet of God or whatever. And this mag guy starts flying. He uses this power. Simon the mages. He starts flying around. And the the the prophet doesn't doesn't start flying. What he says is, "God, please reveal the demons that are carrying this person into the sky and make them drop him." And he drops the guy or some [ __ ] Anyway, it's fun stuff really when you when you think about it and it's not horrific. Do you have a loved one who's on their deathbed, but they've yet to give themsel up to the Lord?
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>> All right, we are back. Our individual boss says, "So what makes rape wrong?"
Are saying that this group of humans are valuable or less valuable? Well, that's what I said, man. Our society where we were raised teaches us how rape is wrong or not wrong. I mean, really, it does.
How much so, doesn't it? I mean in the society these people were talking about back then it was normal I guess apparently from their own writing for them to keep the sex slaves the children virgin girls for themselves as sex slave. Apparently that was common and that was common probably because of the circumstances and the surroundings of how they were raised. Their morality is subjective.
And I mean really for you to come in here for a Christian apparently to come in here and ask a atheist how rape can be wrong when one of Christians signature moves to rape their own children.
Really? You got the balls to do that? Or ignorance.
Can you tell me, Mr. boss, how many billions of dollars the Catholic Church has spent defending sexual predators within their ranks? Can you tell me?
That's going to be a large number, my friend.
Apparently, despite having a God and a God creature and a Holy Spirit that literally you believe watches over you minute by minute every day, despite that, how many of your people rape children? Just children alone. That doesn't count count adults. That's just the children that were. And that was just the Catholics, wasn't it? We didn't talk about the Southern Baptists, the Boy Scouts, the Jehovah's Witness.
Jehovah's Witnesses have have entire legal teams that were set up pretending to be to defend. Oh, you were you were touched by a pastor. We'll come over here. We've got some legal people. And then you spill all your story to them thinking they're defending you, but they weren't.
So, I really don't think Christians that's a hat Christians should not be putting on. No, no, no, no. How dare you really? Uh, you cannot even remotely say the same thing. You'll probably be going ma Stalin po. That's just ignorant. If you're going to say something about us having anything to do with Ma and Poland, you cannot find a single single example where a military was moved in the name of atheism. You just can't.
That was their their charter call their thing. Nope. Nope. You cannot. That some of the some people around the world are bad [ __ ] people. That is true of all branches because morality is subjective, right? Anyway, so you know, they're going to be good leaders and bad leaders. In those groups, you have bad leaders.
Is reading slower a problem? Are you on the internet so much that everything needs to be fast? Says boss. Oh, you're talking to the people in the thing.
Sorry. Um uh I sometimes it's difficult to accept that people don't change the argument. Well, sometimes Kelsey I don't change necessarily. I just forget what I was talking about probably. Um or I get distracted. I'm trying to run a show here. I got a lot of bleeping things going on.
Occasionally I get distracted. So what was my argument? What was I talking about? Remind me what I was talking what you want me to continue talking about and I'll talk about it. Um, [snorts] you may not even Oh, you're talking to boss.
I thought you were talking to me. I'm sorry. A thousand apologies. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Kel says, "You're right. You're right."
Uh, Billy Billerson says, "Morality is objective. what you said is the lema.
At least be honest about it. Okay. Can you prove it's objective? If morality is objective, then it should be uniform, right? It comes from one place. It should be the same, shouldn't it?
Between different people, shouldn't it?
Now, down in Texas, they believe you can murder people if they break into your home, right? You break into somebody's home down in they don't they don't make a [ __ ] They'll murder you. And it's okay because it's not murder. It's self-defense.
But that's not the same everywhere. Even murder, even the murder of people varies morally from place to place as to circumstance. I don't know if you just noticed or were you here watching whenever I talked about the rape of children apparently seems to be a morally subjective topic, doesn't it? There are some thousands and thousands and thousands of your own priests that apparently see it as morally okay, don't they? Either they do it or they help hide the ones that did do it, don't they?
So, when we're talking about everything from murder to the rape of children, your side can't determine [ __ ] Where's your objective morality? If you had objective morality, you wouldn't have 40,000 different varieties of Christianity. You wouldn't have three different branches of this major religion. You wouldn't. There'd be one objective singular voice, but there's not. You can tell yourself that, but there's not. How do I keep from raping people and murdering people? Well, I'll tell you, I was raised in a society where I was taught it was bad to do that. I believe because I was taught and I've seen it through that if I go to and I harm my neighbor or rape my neighbor's wife or any of that business, I'll get a it'll destroy my life. I don't have to be some sort of religious nut or super genius to figure that part out. Society has taught me that. Some people go, you know what?
If I do it, I can get away with it, you know, because they are morally sub, you know, a little different. See what I mean? It's just subjective from person to person because you think there's objective morality. That's great. But here's the deal. I'm an atheist. I don't believe in your God creature. I don't.
And I think it's [ __ ] hideous and disgusting. And I could tell you all day long why. But I don't believe in it. I don't. I go through my life without believing there's something above and behind me all the time watching everything I do. And yet I don't kill people. I don't murder. I don't rape. I don't I don't steal. I don't I'm not out doing these horrendous things that Christians claim we do or seem to think we do. Interesting. All those things Christians do. Rape, murder, steal, rape the children, murder anybody that doesn't believe. I mean, at least not now, but they have for thousands of years, a couple thousand years. And then steal. Yeah, Christians have stolen.
They stole a good hunk of their religion. You know, there's a part in the Bible where it tells you specifically not to bring in a tree from the forest and decorate it with gold and silver. It tells you not to because that's a heathen thing, pagan thing, but you do it anyway because you stole a lot of your religion from pagans and other places. The story of Noah looking at you, Babylon.
Interesting stuff, isn't it? So, I mean, Christianity as a whole, really. Um, let me see here. I want to go back and Loco, happy Pride Day. Good morning, Loco 404.
Thank you for being here. Just random folks respond. Yeah, somebody's stupid and it's not us, boss. Well, it could be us. I sometimes have my moments. That's not being stupid. That's just how some people read. It's just different for some people. That's true. Yes. Yeah.
Well, kind of. I One of the things I was going to go on is it's I started to I shook my head off of it because one of the things that frustrates me is people who admit that they're behind in any form of intellectual area and then to insult other people intellectually I find is I find that frustrating.
You big dummy. You're going to hell. I'm like, dude, you misspelled your and we knew we were going to.
Anyway, uh so I kind of try not to.
Let's see. Uh I want to see Kel's.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Good morning, everyone. So, all right, Captain Lurker, thank you for joining us. Um Rabbidel, man, it's been a day or three. I hope you're doing great. I hope your sinning has been profitable and luxurious for you. I think there's a weird relationship between the hijab and forkin. Oo.
That's fascinating. That's interesting.
You know, I did you guys happen to notice I've noticed this kind of change the subject, but did you notice that um whenever God wants a piece of your dick flesh from a baby in the Bible, it says at the eighth day, that's when you need to take the foreskin.
That's also the same time that God tells them to sacrifice their firstborn in in Exodus on your on the on the let them live with their mothers for seven days, but on the eighth day you are to give them to me.
Sacrifice them unto the Lord. The eighth day. I wonder if the penis represented began to represent their life. No, probably not. I would guess not because that one was not the same at the I was trying to give them some grace, but apparently I couldn't do I was trying. Um, dollar cost backpacker.
Cool. Thank you for joining us. Um, don't if you don't mind, and you can, you probably will. Just asking you not to will make you do it again if maybe not. You might be a cool person. Try not to use the R word, the ablest slur, if you will. I'm an old person. I I still use it but not necess I never when we used it as young people we never actually used it towards people like that anyway complicated I can't defend it cannot I'm just saying please don't please don't in my chat cuz if you do if you continue to we will I won't block you I don't want to block you I don't want to be that way just over that right so chill with that dummy is fine [ __ ] apparently is okay morons don't get offended if you call other people morons I mean I could go through the list I um you know, fool, jerk, douchebag, all of those people. Legitimate terms. I won't you won't hear me saying anything about it. Uh all right. So, let me go here. Uh let me go here. Christian Chris Luton.
All right. Here's the deal. Chris Luton, you I don't I don't know what's going on with you. You're probably possibly presuming it's it's possible. Anyway, the question is say something bad about the other rel the other world religions.
And you're like, "So, it's only Yahweh and Jesus." Yeah. Okay. First of all, first of all, pin pin this number one.
If you listen to almost everything I say, almost everything I say is attacking the Old Testament, which is the Jewish Bible. Remember, the the Christian Bible is built on the Jewish Bible. And Jesus was a Jew and he taught from that book and blah blah blah blah.
So, there's a lot of reasons why I attack Jesus and I go through that and the whole thing. You'll see me you'll see me quote in the New Testament, too.
But a lot a lot of what I do is Old Testament stuff.
One of my definitions for why God should be defined as a pit demon rather than a an actual loving merciful God is because of its actions in the first 10 books of the chapter of the Bible. [snorts] First five of them I think are especially holy to the Jews. So I don't really have you know that what you want to hear is you want me to bash Islam but I won't do that because Islam is holy and sacred.
Muhammad is wonderful and I love him.
Blessings be upon him and I just hate Jesus because God I hate God. Okay, listen. So that's that's just a bunch of [ __ ] too. Listen, let me just put this up here so people know what we're talking about. Say something about the other world religions. And then Chris says, "So it's only Yahweh and Jesus you hate." Okay.
So Muhammad was a desert warlord at best, a pedophile, a murderer. He married Aisha when she was six. They talk stories about how she would scrape the semen out of the inside of his robes and then he consummated that beautiful marriage when she was nine. Um, he's a piece of [ __ ] over and over and over. He beheaded personally himself. His arm must have been so tired. I think between 6 and 900 people captured captured helpless people who had been captured personally.
Muhammad, you can't really give Jesus those strokes. You just can't. But I mean, his arm must have been tired. I wonder if somebody else is like, "Dude, did you want to switch arms or some [ __ ] Behead other, you know, I mean, I mean, I I don't really No, I I have problems with those religions." And I could be wrong. I'll often tell people I may be wrong on those points. Clearly, I'm not friendly to that religion. That religion, though, Chris, is not being forced on me, shoved on me. You don't have Christians. You don't have Muslims putting their religious [ __ ] in my children's schools.
You don't have them. Who's doing the book bands? Can you type in the chat for me down there? Um, Chris, can you type in the chat for me who who's doing the book bands in the United States? Is that Christians forcing their [ __ ] on other people or is that Muslims?
Can you let me know? Type in the chat for me. Also, um, can you tell me in the chat which group of people, which religion has stacked the Supreme Court and overturned Rover versus Wade so they can force their religious nonsense about abortion on all the women of the United States, regardless of whether they believe in that religion or not? Which which religion would that be? Could you put that in the chat for me? Which religion is the one that because of those very actions, women have been and are dying in hospital parking lots in waiting rooms because they can't get abortions no matter how? Because you've got some doctor or some religious nut on the other end of the phone trying to determine if it's severe enough to the woman's life so she can get an abortion.
Who's doing that? Is that is that the Muslims right now or is that the Christians? Can you put that in the chat for me, Chris, if you don't mind? Jesus is the only one who Why? All right. So now you're just going to start by babbling. All right. So I'll do this. So Jesus, let me just do this real quick. Got my dander up, boy. Jesus is the only one who can forgive your sins.
Everyone needs a savior. Okay, check this out. I've got this guy in the other room. He's my dad. And this is what a sin is. Anything dad doesn't like, if dad doesn't like [ __ ] pineapple on pizza, it's a sin. That's all it has to be. There's nothing more than that. and go look at what he considers a sin. Go look.
So I have the bad guy in the back room.
He makes judgments and I'm the one that gets to forgive you if you break those judgments. That make sense to you? That doesn't make sense to you, does it? Does it make the sense to you? And then then you have a merciful, loving God. He's wonderful and kind. Who who do we need a savior from?
Who who who do we need a savior from? If Jesus paid the price for all of our sins, weren't you the jackass in the chat earlier who was talking about that?
Why do we need blood? If Jesus Well, Jesus paid the price for all of our sins. Why do we need to do anything? Why do we need a savior?
Jesus technically should be burning in hell all alone all by himself for eternity. AH, [screaming] like that. But no, no, he got to rise back up in heaven because that's what I would have been able to do, right? You can do that, right? I can do that. I can I don't know about you guys, but all of it. You didn't know you could rise back from the dead three days. I mean, listen, if you can do that, the sacrifice is the loss of life, but you don't really stay dead. That's not really a sacrifice.
But I digress because I want to get back on the whole savior part. So again, saving us from what? Saving us from the monster of the Old Testament, right?
It's going to do what to us? It's going to forgive us. Is that what it's going to do? Is Jesus going to forgive us in Matthew 27 when he and his angels come back and they they take the wicked and the sinful and they throw them in the pits of fire and there will be nashing of teeth.
Matthew 25. No, [snorts] I'll find it.
Don't run away. Don't run away, little Christians. I'll find you.
There's one part in here where Jesus says, "Man, you when I come back and I start murdering people is if you were in Sodom, you would wish you would have been in Sodom. Things are going to be so bad. Sodom had it easy compared to what I'm going to do to you [ __ ] Loving Jesus, meek and mild." So, here it is. I'm going to take a break. I'm going to go refill my coffee. Probably masturbate or something. Um, I'm going to give you these scriptures, my my ignorant Christian friends. U Matthew 13:41-42.
I call you ignorant most of the time. I mean that like just as an absence of knowledge, not as an insult. I'm just saying most of the time when I say that that's what I mean because you are ignorant of a thing. I too am ignorant of many things. I can't dance. So therefore I am ignorant of dancing. Uh Matthew 13:41-42. The son of man will send out his angels, son of man. That's God. That's Jesus creature. And they will weave out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil.
everybody, man, woman, and [ __ ] child. You can't not know based on what the God creature of the Old Testament has done to children. You can't not know that Jesus is going to come back and kill every [ __ ] baby all over this planet that doesn't belong to the right family in the right house. It's not worshiped in the right way.
Remember Passover, my friends? What is Passover?
Passover is where you had to put blood of something innocent, right? You had to go hurt something innocent and take its blood and put it over your door or God was going to do what?
What was going God going to do? And then now you tell me that God uh isn't going to Jesus isn't going to murder babies.
Yeah. If you think Jesus is God, God commanded over and over again the murder of babies. And when Jesus comes back, you think he's not going to command the murder of babies. Wow. How naive. That is fascinating. So back again, Matthew 13:41-42. The son of man will send out his angels and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. They will throw them into the blazing furnace.
Your God creature, your Jesus is going to throw billions of people into a furnace like Hitler did with the Jews.
Jesus says right here out of his own words, "Go read it yourself. I'm just a lion, Satan." Matthew 13:41-42, "I am the serpent. I tell you the truth.
That's what the serpent did, right? God creature lied. The serpent told the truth. Oh, no. And then again, Matthew 13:47 and 50. Since you probably are already claiming out of context, he says it again once again. The kingdom of heaven is like a net. Blah blah blah blah blah. This is how it will be at the end of the age. The angels will come and separate the wicked from the righteous.
What are they going to do with the wicked? Are they going to blend blink them mercifully out of existence? Is that what they're going to do with them?
No.
No. The angels will come and separate the wicked from the righteous and throw them into the blazing furnace where there'll be weeping and nashing of teeth.
H isn't that interesting? Merciful, loving, kind, forgiving.
Hello all, Chris Mallard here, atheist extraordinaire, host of the Daily Atheist Morning Show and currently burning in hell. Oh, don't worry about me. I'm not dead. I'm just down here for the annual Christmas party. I mean I mean annual solstice awards party. The Dark One, or Lucy as he is affectionately known, is personally handing out the awards. Aron Raw is getting the award for the most souls brought down by evolution for his African fossil hunt. And Matt Dillah Hunty has won the Golden Fallus Award for being a dick to the most Christians.
Oh, wait. It's the Golden Fallacy Award for the confusing the most Christians.
Easy mistake to make. To top it off, Seth Andrews has lent his voice to the Gargaryen chance this year. It's delightfully hellish. Got to run. I hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving if you're into that sort of thing. And I want to wish everyone a merry Christmas.
I mean, a a happy holidays, happy solstice, and a happy new year. Stay safe, heathens. Party hard, fornicate, that sort of thing, but do it safely.
>> Good morning, do dollar cost backpacker.
That's an interesting assertion you have there. America literally means land of the plumemed serpent.
You know, you do know that America was named after me Vaspuchcci. Um, it was named after a person, right? It was America Vaspucci. Was that Am I right? I'm old.
America.
America. Yeah. Let's see.
America. Look at that. I have pushed a lot of cannabis through this sponge-like brain of mine. And yet, I remember the name America comes from the Italian explorer Vaspuchcci.
in 1507 German blah blah blah blah blah blah but yeah America that's where they got the name from you should update your datab banks are you capable I don't know you you might be a great person I don't know you might be you might be wonderful uh and you maybe go oh [ __ ] I was wrong I do that every now and then yep not today yet but you know um are y'all talking about masturbation in the chat did my joke about [laughter] about that I was going to like masturbate during the break or something get into the Christian business or something.
Was there pearl clutching about my clutching my pearls? Is that what is that what's going on? I'm just saying. I don't know. Um fire starter says, "Fight for democracy, fight against Christian fascism." That's an interesting take. Thank you very much for that. I just want to mention that I want to pin that real quick. Um I I want to mention that um Christianity is is authoritarianism at best. God is there's a singular there is a singular command a singular authority and what it says like they like to believe is true and good and holy and it has a commander which is Jesus and he spits out his commands to the angels and there's no democracy. No, no, no, no.
There's not like a message you get on your ding ding ding. Oh yes, God is voting today on whether having sex with your sister is sinful or well, I don't know. She pretty hot. I'm gonna, you know, they don't do that.
There's not. No, it's not a democracy at all. So this America, God loves America and a democracy and all that, that's not even that they that's total fiction in their brain. Total fiction in their brain.
Um, let me see. It's been a while since you guys saw the Christmas commercial.
Yeah. Yep.
Uh, I didn't notice if the individual who used the rword continues to use I hope you don't. Just I'm just I don't just please please don't be a jerk about it.
Um, this funny guy denying Christianity while affirming demons. Hell yeah, man.
Hell yeah.
[laughter] Yeah. I mean, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Demons are real. They are all over the place.
You know, that's what the deal is.
Whenever you feel like an angel is watching you or something, you're doing something.
If you think Jesus is watching you and you're like touching yourself, just just like imagine him somewhere in the room and just look at him cold and hard as you stroke it. He'll he'll get nervous and walk away. Just trust me. Or do like FBI thing. If Jesus is watching you, this is like a trick the FBI. I read this from the FBI. Basically, if Jesus is watching you or something, you want to see if he's really watching you or not, pick your nose. If he's really watching you, he'll look away when you start picking your nose. Try that.
You'll see.
You guys are fine. Um, God thinks of kids when he beats it.
I don't know what's God with all those baby fores, right? There's at eight days. Take that stuff. God likes I think he probably wears them like for earrings and like necklaces. He's probably got like a Mr. T set of necklaces with little foreskins all over it. You guys have no idea what you believe, what you worship, where your religion comes from, do you? No idea. I mean, you think you know and there's this like little vision in your head that has nothing to do with reality. The reality of how horrific and disgusting your religion is. Somebody needs to tell you. I mean, um, here we go.
I want to see this. Uh, Richard Dawkins say a year ago that Christianity is fundamentally a decent religion. Yeah, he might have. Well, Richard Dawkins also says that he was um he's essentially a a um what do he call himself?
Cultural Christian. The culture he was raised in is Christianity. And people are like, I saw this one earlier.
Somebody said something of Judeo-Christian religion. Our soci civilization is Judeo-Christian. Well, kind of because part of the Europe that was dominated by Christianity was where we got our enlightenment from. That doesn't mean we wouldn't have had the Enlightenment without it. It doesn't.
And it also doesn't mean that other places in the world, I mean, they actually did pretty good without Jesus and the church and all that business.
And in fact, there are lots of places where churches would create universities and then control those universities and then they would create hospitals and control those nationwide hospitals for their profit or their benefit or their harm to other people.
So I mean I you may not know this and just just don't trust me. I'm just some jackass that kind of knows stuff every now. The original Illuminati was created for the purpose of getting religion out of university. There was too much religious influence in university. So they had started had it being these secret meetings to try to figure out how to get the religious influence out of university because there's no need there. It's pure logic. We just reason and we don't we don't need that [ __ ] And that that's what I believe if I remember correctly what they were started for. They they they met in secret because they would be killed for those thoughts and but eventually they were they were probably maybe I don't know they didn't last years didn't last a few years but the mythos of them lasted forever and we still have people today thinking they're part of the Illuminati. It's a secret organization attached to like this this thing here with the triangle.
Let's just go look for yourself. Don't listen to me.
What's Yeah, I know. Kelis, I actually just kind of quit paying attention to boss at all. Just it's just spewing ignorant. I know it's it could be a could be a bot. I've seen I don't know if it's a bot. Could be a bot. Could be a bot. It's that's pretty ignorant. the [ __ ] coming out of whatever that person I just stop paying attention, you know.
Um, let's see here. Um, Kelly Laughlin, I hope you're doing great. Being open-minded isn't accepting alternative ideas. It's examining things you already believe and look at them differently.
That's an interesting point. One of the things we were kind of talking about earlier is like, did you did you were you wrong? There was an individual who claimed I had lied. I don't believe I had lied. I mean, if that person was correct in their information, I was mistaken. I was not lying. Um, now here's the difference. I know this may be a difficult thing to settle with some of you Christians out there, but here's the difference. Now that I've been exposed, had that been true. Had it been true that Jesus actually did tell a prophet, one of the disciples, to go get the Romans and come get him, then I I would I would have admitted, you know, actually had had that been proven to me.
And then I continued to say that Jesus was a coward and that he none of that ever happened. I continued to deny it even though it had been proven to me.
Then then then he could call me a liar.
But at this point I just didn't even know. But I digress. Um so I didn't know.
And I guess I wasn't wrong cuz he never provided a scripture to back up his side.
Just kind of wanted to throw feces.
[sighs and gasps] So um yeah.
I see this is interesting. Um, Kelsa says that boss is just admitting his reading comprehension sucks.
Again, I even said sometimes I say it as a joke on the channel. Did I ask you already? I asked you already how old you were if you need to. You can have a smart person or a grown-up read these things to you.
And it's okay. I mean, it's okay. That's cool. Uh, Mary Smith, if there's if there is no sleep in heaven, what is the point in a mansion?
Is the said mansion bedless? That's a great question. That's a, you know, I that's a good question. Mary Hugs, good morning, Mary. I want to say um, one of my thoughts whenever I especially whenever I was Christian, I was like, okay, well, you know, I mean, things are cool and valuable because they're rare.
You know, gold is valuable because it's rare. Diamonds are valuable because they're supposed to be, you know what I mean? But the streets are going to be gold. The the the gates are going to be made of pearls. Huge huge pearl.
Everything is going to be just like all of these things that some person who is sickly horrifically their idea of money and wealth and gold and stuff is really [ __ ] up. You know, when you get to heaven, the streets will be gold. Ain't that weird?
if that's of course it depends on the various stories of what you know anyway but still um the mansion you're going to need a mansion actually did you see our commercial I already played did I already play our commercial where I get sucked up into heaven you probably missed that I have one of my parody commercials where I get sucked up into heaven there's this joke there and it's kind of a joke you know um we get a view of heaven in one of the stories in the Bible somewhere and in that view of heaven there's this god creature on the throne And around the throne are I think the archangels if I remember right. And then around that are some other angels that are sitting around going, "Holy, holy, holy is the Lord for all eternity." That's all it says for all eternity. That's what they do. Holy, holy, holy is the Lord for all eternity. I mean, how fragile do you have to be to be told all the time that you're holy? It's like I don't know if you remember this.
Remember Mike Tyson back in this like I was 80s or early 90s? He was having some problems. He had this guy that followed him around just telling him, "Man, you're wonderful, dude. You're one.
You're the best, Mike. You're the best."
And just just constantly like, "Can you imagine how pathetic and shitty your God creature has to be to where it's one of its things is to for eternity have people just sit there and say, "Holy, holy, holy Lord telling you how good you are." There's Bailey back there. Hi, Bailey. She's monitoring monitoring the show, of course. Um [snorts] Daisy was back there, too.
Um, it it's just one of those things. It doesn't really make sense. The notion of heaven doesn't make sense. The promise that we're given as a Christians when I was a kid and that you were probably given like this, you're going to meet your family and all this other business.
But I don't I don't as I'm an older person now and I've studied the Bible, I have no idea where we get that where we got that. I mean, I'd have to go look where we got that from. It didn't come from the text.
Um, it really didn't come from the text. It just anyway and and a lot of people I think have this wrong notion of heaven.
It or hell. I mean, it doesn't matter.
They like to equivocate that Jesus didn't mean a burning pit of blah blah blah. He meant eternal s. Either way, it's eternal suffering. At no point does God, and this is a great example. I just want to mention at no point throughout the Old Testament, nowhere throughout the Bible anywhere, anywhere, anywhere, anywhere, anywhere, unless I'm mistaken, and I will correct myself if I'm nowhere in the Bible does God anywhere mercifully blink people out of existence.
Just mercifully. It's always got to be murder, death, killed by the sword, or drowning or some other business. He's never like, "Those people are between here and there. They suck. Blink, they're gone now."
Never. It's always go there. Murder them all. Kill the men. Kill the women. Kill the children.
Creature.
Good morning, Three Dam. Have you been you? Where you been? Good morning. I hope you're doing great. Um, yeah. Let me check here. I'm just checking my stuff. Sometimes I get so distracted telling my stories.
One person was it was it who was it earlier? Let me see if I can find your name. They're like, "You're wrong.
You're a liar." And they were talking to somebody else. And I keep still wanting to look up what they were talking about so I can prove I wasn't wrong. They weren't even talking to me. Kelis, it was you. Kelis, it was you. Yeah. Um, you were talking to boss.
That Opal guy says, "I'm sitting on my throne taking a Jesus right now." Well, you know what you have? You have the one thing Jesus never had.
Yeah. The throne.
Jesus, huh? They like to say Jesus was king, but Jesus Jesus, they tried to make Jesus king in John 6, John chapter 6, go read for yourself. Somebody after I think they he fed the the people, they came to him and said, "Come, we're going to make you our king." And he ran away to the mountains cuz he didn't want to be king.
That's the people he actually liked.
The people in ancient Israelite, those are the people he liked.
Not even Gentiles.
[sighs] You people are so funny. All right, let me check this out. So, earlier I did answer somebody's question about other religions.
I hope you got your what you wanted out of that. I don't really Yeah, there's a reason why we don't talk about Islam here. And whenever we defeat Christianity and it's just uh over there on the the shelf of mythologies with like the other ones, Katakodal and Zeus and all that business when it's safely over there and it's not hurting anybody anymore, then we'll turn our eye to Judaism.
Unless of course it turns its eye to us first.
Let's do this one right here for you, my friends.
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All right, we are back. I say we in the royal we. Me and Jesus, of course, because he's always here. We were masturbating again just a minute ago.
[laughter] I you we used my hand, of course. His stroke, but my hand. [laughter] I do that on purpose.
Yeah. Um, good morning, Random Pilgrim. Random Pilgrim says, "If one can't carry on a civil conversation without using profanity or actively defaming a religion that you don't aspire to, I say I think that was supposed to be a statement, not a question."
[clears throat] Um, but but we get your point. And here's the deal.
In my house, my world, the days of respecting religion and going, "Oh, oh, you can't say that. That that no, no, that's over. That's passed. You've hurt too many people." your religion allowing you to allowing sactosen to be your religion to be that one line we just all won't cross and oh no we can't do that because of their religion no you've hurt too many people now at this point even the Christians especially the Christians they don't think so the part of the Christian problem is they don't even know they're hurting people half the time they feel like they're doing good when they're pressing other people forcing their [ __ ] on other people I don't have time to explain it to you if you're unawares um but that's the whole deal and and here about the profanity Um, I'm a grown-up. I worked in the oil field for 20 years. Words don't offend me. I mean, well, we have words here that we don't like people using because they're offensive to the community.
The R word is a good example. Slurs, hurting people with your words is different. Um, [snorts] but your religion is so fragile that it can be hurt with words.
And but back to the back to the rel the the cussing part. I mean, come on. We're adults. This is a serious topic.
You need to be able to take the language. If you can't handle the language, get the [ __ ] out the kitchen, right? You're talking with grown-ups here. You're actually Here's the deal.
This is what you got to think of. And I want to bear with me, my friend, as you try to vision this in your mind. Jesus, was he sitting around with all the people who was doing good? And he was sitting around. I'm just going to use Jesus as an example. Good as any. Was he sitting around with the good people hanging out with all the cool folk who weren't who weren't using bad language?
Or was he out with the people who needed saving? Was he out with the rough and tumble hookers and the whatever you want to call? He was out there with those.
You think he went, "Oh my god. Oh no.
You said son of a [ __ ] I can't." Oh, I'm going to leave.
You think I mean that's literally I mean that's that's where you're going to hear those kinds of things. It's not like he was going from monastery to monastery and they were saying those things. Oh.
Oh, no. No. When you're in the wild wild, you're dealing with the wild. You have to have some [ __ ] stones. Stone up. Man the [ __ ] up. You're here defending a religion that is disgusting, vile, and that oppresses other people at length. Has murdered millions of people. Be willing to take some take some skin. Have some skin, you know, just a little bit.
And if me making a joke about me and Jesus masturbating together bothers you, this ain't the place for you. It's just not. You [clears throat] need to go find a safe place. But Jesus wouldn't have.
You're trying to put yourself into a place. You're going out amongst the peoples and yet you can't take it.
You're telling us, "Oh, please stop.
Please stop. I can't handle it. Let me clutch my pearls. Reassess yourself, brother or sister.
come back with this. Um, Mary Smith says, "I subbed today."
You're great, dude. Thank you very much.
I appreciate you. Um, wait till you get to know me. It rubs off. [laughter] Um, but thank you. I appreciate you.
Thank you for being here, fellow burner.
Welcome to the damn nation. Um, let's see. Growing skeptic, have you read Mark Twain's Letter from the Earth? It's partly about Christianity believing about heaven. I have not, but I may have to check it out. Growing skeptic, good morning. Thank you for joining us.
Here's an interesting one. Have you read Isaac Asimov's The Last Question? Have you read that one? I think I think if you if you check that out, if you haven't read it, it's really good. It's essentially it's essentially um the univer I'm going to I'm going to do basics, okay, guys? So, don't don't bash my balls, okay? I know it's a complicated story, all right? But the universe is going to dissipate.
Essentially, it's it's expanding in all directions so fast eventually even the black holes will just kind of fizzle out. Everything will fizzle out. you know when black holes lose energy right through life. So everything eventually trillion years from now we'll we'll die eventually. So these people who had finally reached I think they it was they had reached um eternal life they you know they're like well well we can't really live forever because the universe is going to die. So they asked their computer the eternal question which is how do we stop that from happening? So it eventually they go on and go on about themselves and the computer gets bigger and bigger and then they kind of put part of the computer in hyperspace you know so it get it needs this space right and for long they put little chips in their brains so they can communicate directly with this big computer is it now kind of guides everything they do you know what helps with their machines and their ships and all that stuff and it's but it's now now it's fully in hyperspace it's just completely there and then eventually they kind of all die off and everything and then it happens you know it's going through in the universe and Now the universe is dissipating, but this computer thing is there. And actually at a part of the story says at one point they don't even need the the little chips anymore. They just it can just straight communicate with them, right? This is all cool. And then the universe eventually dies out and fades out. And then this computer that's been churning away all this time figures out the answer to the problem.
How to fire back up the stars and says, "Let there be light." And boom. And the earth, the universe starts over again.
And now we have this god creature that's outside the universe that indeed did in a way create the universe that controls.
Very interesting story. Isaac Asimov. Go check that out. Let me do this right quick.
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Okay, there's no snackies.
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I don't have anything tasty and delicious to snack upon. I want to wither away and die right here on the show.
Uh, Christopher Baker, good morning. All I asked is was let me just check you out. See how's it going, Mr. Christopher? If I can find your name here. Scroll down, man. Let's see here.
Harmony with Man, there's a lot of things going on.
Oh, there you are, Christopher Baker.
Thank you. Let's see. I need to change your name to Damned Show, buddy, cuz you're going to hell. Okay. The word damned. Okay, got you. Yeah, I understand the question. I do. You know, I really without reading more of what you had to say, I'm just an older I'm of the older generation. We never we never intended it as a slight to those people.
And so I mean although I have managed to purge it from my vocabulary. Usually the person I pre referred would use that was myself, right? Um but yeah. Yeah, I feel you. I feel you. Uh okay. So let's see. You're the one going to hell. So jokes on you.
Okay. Got you. Going to hell. I'm going to hell. Thank you. I got that creature.
So yeah, going to hell. Again, if your god creature has a hell for me, then it's a [ __ ] creature to begin with, isn't it? Really, when you think about it, isn't it? I mean, it's going to judge me. It It didn't even send me a good message. Remember earlier we were talking about math and how math is pretty much works everywhere. The God creature, this message is a message it's sending to all the people of Earth. And it's not just some whimsical thing. This is not nothing. This is not lottery tickets.
This is what's going to happen to you after this short span on Earth afterwards for possibly billions of years.
And its word is so [ __ ] and so crappy that anybody can come along and just rewrite it, just make it and nobody can verify it. See, that's the difference.
Like in math, you can go, listen, this is math. This is what the math is. And other people come along like in religion go, oh no, that's not the math. Over here, we've got the true 2+ 2. It equals 7.
But then anybody else can come along and go, you know, dude, I hate to tell you this. It doesn't. And you're just a [ __ ] idiot. Well, you can't really do that with a religion, can you? Because there is no single arbiter of what's true. If there were, you wouldn't have all those different branches of your hate faith, would you? If your God creature spoke to you in a unified objective voice, some of you would you would think would have the same morality, but but you really don't. I mean the stand is amazing between Christians alone where you get how can you call that a unified voice.
Imagine somebody walks outside. We have one unified sun that provides this planet for for for the light. Imagine if everybody walked outside and when they looked up they described that one objective source of light as oh oh that's not a brown yellow ball that's an airplane.
this other person goes out, "Oh, look at that. It looks like a car." And they just go on and everybody who went outside and saw that objective one thing differently.
Well, then that's kind of right. That means it's not really that that's your religion. That's how your religion works. If it were true, when people walked outside and they went up and they looked, they would look, "Oh, look, there's God. Its message is singular and unified." that you don't I mean you may hear some people going outside and describing the sun as something other than what we all think of the sun to be but those people are usually mentally troubled are they not I mean of course people who are also using God as a defensive probably also mentally troubled don't you my Christian friends find it interesting that despite the power and grace of your Lord despite the ability Paul Paul for example is a great example where God creatures spoke to Paul in a vision he never Jesus spoke to Paul in a vision. Abraham, one of his in a vision, the Lord came to Abraham. Why isn't it a legal defense for you to claim that God creature came to you in a vision? God came to me in a vision and said I should go kill my neighbor. So, I did. Why isn't that a legal defense?
Interesting.
Don't you think that's interesting? I think that's interesting. I mean, yeah.
Kind of weird.
You know how they are.
All right. Right here. And then I'm going to do this, my friends. Let's see.
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No. John 27. John 7:24.
Um, okay. I dig it. I dig it.
Can you put the whole scripture maybe?
Oh, it's boss. I I forgot I wasn't even referring to boss anymore. You're just ignorant. Um, pilgrim. Let's see.
Anointed for Yeshua. The time is soon coming where this world will be taken by storm.
We are the last generation that will harness the return, witness the return of Christ. And this time, he is bringing salvation to those who have sought him.
Hey, cool. Anointed for Yeshua. Can we talk for a minute? I only got a few minutes left on the show. U, but if you don't mind, I'd like to visitate for you for a moment. um we talk about and even I'll concede assuming presuming your religion is really real and God and creature is real and all that business and Matthew [snorts] does tell that indeed the Jesus says he's going to come back and he is going to bring salvation to those who sought him that's that's true that's true so those who sought him correctly by the way am I not right anointed for Yeshua did Jesus not say not everybody who seeks me out will find me not everybody who calls my name will be answered right He said this. So not all Christians will be saved. Correct?
So not all of them.
Okay. So we're on the same page. We are the Let's just before I go further, I want to say if that is true, then you're talking about Jesus and the Lord murdering billions of people. Yeah. We bringing salvation to those who have sought him. So everybody who has not sought him, what happens to those people?
They get slaughtered, right? According to Matthew, don't they? They get put into a furnace with a furnace with the nashing of teeth, don't they? What kind of murdering, forgiving, loving, hypocritical, disgusting, horrific God creature do you worship?
You even say it yourself like it's a good thing. You're like, "Yay, they're going to come back and save us." Save you from who? from it. And what's going to happen to all those people, good people, wonderful people who've done nothing wrong. The only thing is that they didn't believe in their god creature, right? That's the only what happens to those good people. What's your god creature going to do them?
Loving, merciful, kind, forgiving.
What's he going to do? Bill in Revelations, it talks about how the son of man will have there will be blood up to a horse's bridal and 160,600 stadia. That's a lot of blood. As as God squeezes all the sinners and all the evil, your god creature is going to come here and commit an atrocity, a horrific atrocity. According to its own words, you worship Hitler, the Hitler of the sky. Hitler would [ __ ] just love to have the numbers, right? You can go, "Oh, no, no. God's not Hitler." Well, wait a sec. Stop. Stop. Listen to me, friends. Listen to the words of the serpent because the serpent doesn't lie.
Go read the book yourself.
You said it yourself.
Time is soon coming where this world will be taken by storm. Real. Oh, really? A storm. Okay. A storm of who?
Jesus and angels. And his angels. That's according to Matthew 24. Whatever.
Jesus and his angels. He says so. He says he's going to come and do it. We are the last generation that will witness the return of Christ. That's just, man, I got to say, says you, dude.
You and 80 generations of people for 2,000 years have been going, we're the last one, Jesus. Jesus told them, verily I say unto you, none not not everybody of this generation will pass before I return and before I bring blah blah blah blah blah. And you know, there's there's talking about killing everybody when he returns, right? But he didn't do that.
Oh, that's odd. He hasn't returned after 2,000 years. And suddenly things are bad enough now for him to come back. You think [ __ ] bad now?
Really? What about whenever, let's see, let's take um what 1916 to 1918, right after World War II or World War I. Not only did we have like 20 to 30 million people dead from World War I, we also had the Spanish flu going going like the [ __ ] plague all across this country. Matter of fact, the plague the plague a quarter all of half of mankind really or threequarter a lot of people.
It's been a lot worse than this, man.
It's been a lot worse. And he hasn't returned. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nope. Right.
Right. Go look. World War I. How many millions of people died during World War I? Oh, it's the end. It's horrific. I mean, if you're going to judge by how many people, how many war horrific atrocities in the world's going to [ __ ] Well, [ __ ] World War II is just a little bitty blip. Or World War I is just a little bitty blip over here compared to World War II, isn't it? How many millions of people died in World War II? Right. We've got We got millions of people dying right now. Right now like that. No, we don't. It's not that bad. It has been much worse. The end, my friend, is not near. One of the things, and I I just want to say, oh, anointed for Yeshua. And I should know this by your name. I'm not I'm going to try to be gentle here, but one of the things is it's very narcissistic of you. And I get it. You see through your eyes and you're like, "This world is real. I am real and it's real. You think so and therefore because you see through your eyes and you feel and you are real that surely you must be special and that it will happen during your lifetime where it hasn't happened between all those other people's lifetimes. But you think it will because you're special. You see through your eyes, right?
So, you think you think he's coming back soon?
I mean, like he went out to get a proverbial pack of cigarettes 2,000 years ago. Hasn't come back yet.
What the hell did we do to him last time he was here? You think he's coming back for more of that [ __ ] And you're like, "No, that was bad. We were bad. We We That's behind us. We But yet you wear the [ __ ] device that he was tortured and killed upon around your necks, on your ears, hanging from the the mirrors of your cars. His literal tortured murder device.
And some of that may come from this scripture where he says, you know, if you if you feel strong enough about our mission, you need to take up the cross.
He wasn't talking about that, like take up the cross and follow me. That's not what he meant whenever he said take up the cross. Essentially, back then, if you got caught doing what you were doing, they're going to put you on. They were going to [ __ ] execute you. They were going to crucify you. So, [snorts] essentially, if you were going to walk with him, you had to be willing to risk taking up the cross. That's not the same thing.
H, of course, I need to learn all that.
I would love to know if I'm wrong about that. Let's see. Uh, good morning, XP2541.
I got to say, Windows XP was one of my favorite operating systems. It really was.
I was just, you know, anyway, not related, of course, to what you have to say. Um, good morning, XP. XP said, "Find me on book.
Find me one book that has 40 authors, three languages, and and continents, 1500 years, yet over 60 hyper connections, and one united story. Find me the book. I'll wait. Engage the question. It's historically accur." Oh, me? You're talking to me. Okay. Well, I'll tell you what.
You're wrong.
You're wrong. Let me let me pull this up here. XPC doesn't move away. The chat scrolls, man. I got to get this before it goes. Okay, there we go. You're wrong. Now, here's the deal.
Um, I don't have to find you a book that matches those descriptions. You can't find a book that matches that description.
It's not a unified story. It's not a unified story. It's told by different groups. I mean, a lot of what you say is true. is told by a bunch of different groups of people by a lot of different time your time frame in fact is wrong.
It's actually longer. It's more like Jesus is 2,000 years ago. And then you got the the Old Testament which is really scientifically historically probably 600 to 700 years old. So it's even more old than you're giving it credit for. The hyperconnections in one united story though. It's one united story. Really? Really? How many different How many different religions do you have? How many different denominations of your religion do you have? If I prove you wrong that it's a unified story with all this magical blah blah blah blah. And I mean engaging the question by the way. I hope you understand that. U because let me put this out there because apparently you thought I wouldn't. Um if if if I prove you wrong that it's not one unified blah blah blah blah blah blah, will you give up your religion?
Will you I'll give you something to study and it'll show you you're wrong. I predict [snorts] you probably won't even go look at it.
But if you do and you find out you're wrong, are you going to give up your religion? You going to come back here and profess that you're now a deconstructing atheist? Looking back, getting over the fear, getting over the ignorance, the the the faith that is ignorance and the fear they used to keep you in there once you're too smart to fall for the faith. Are you are you going to do that? If I show you how ignorant your own statement is, let me do that for you. Not that I don't mean ignorant in a bad way. like like you you know what I mean? I I mean un informed.
Let me do that for you right now. Okay.
So, I'm going to put a website in I'm going to put in the chat. Let's see if he's going to let me do it.
Okay. I'm going to put this in the chat.
Bear with me.
Oops.
Lying forjesus.org/bible-contradictions.
Good morning, Stephanie Ryan. Hope you're having a wonderful day. There are some links right there. Go if you can click on those links. I'll show it to you here. And um I doubt very much you'll go. You'll pay attention. I don't think you will.
The fear will keep you in. The fear will. All right. So, let me go here and show this to you, my friend. Here is add the scene and then highlight. Then I got to be over here. Oopsies. And oopsies.
Okay. So, here is a graph. This is all the contradictions in your Bible. Look at this. Look at hundreds. Hundreds and hundreds of contradictions.
Hundreds of them. Down here you can hover over. Go to the link down here.
You can hover over. It'll give you details as to which don't don't go, "Oh, give me the scripture of a contradict."
No, no. Go look for your damn self.
There's hundreds of them there. Go look.
Hundreds and hundreds of contradictions where it's wrong, where this can't possibly be. Look over here. This is the New Testament. This is Jesus over here.
Look at all that contradiction [ __ ] These first few books here, look at that. You see that right there where it really spikes over here? What are those?
Oh, look. Look those right there at the very beginning where it really spikes up with contradictions. You see that?
[snorts] That's the [ __ ] gospels. You see how contradictory they are? How one says go left, the other says go right.
One says look up, the other one says look down. One says wearing red hats is a sin. The other one says wearing red hats is not a sin. Wearing blue hats is a sin. all throughout this son of a [ __ ] You take that right there and you go and you run away.
And hello. Hello. Hello.
I just seen one. There I am. Thank go check that out.
I think you're very very very wrong.
I've demonstrated a place where you can see confined. Very very wrong.
hyperconnections really these I want to say there there's often times hyperconnections where they're like if you take the first name of the first word of every man from the first 10 books of the Bible it says our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is coming to save us from the hideous disgusting natures of the world I'm like really somebody named one of their children hideous disgusting oh wow that's cool and they just make this [ __ ] up it's it's made up a lot of it's just complete [ __ ] you'll know him by his stripes go look at the stripes go My friend, don't listen to me. You've been lied to. Go look at what the stripes are. The stripes aren't a prophecy. They're not. Some dude stole something and he got his ass beat for it with a whip and he got stripes. Has nothing to do with Jesus. Prophecy, nothing. But somebody went, "Oh, look.
Jesus got beaten with a whip. Somebody back there got beaten with a whip and they had stripes." You'll know him by his stripes.
Be smart. Go look for yourself. Don't listen to me. And whenever I say I say the serpent tells the truth. Remember I am the serpent. I tell the truth.
Christians who are chatting yourself right now. You go look in Genesis chapter 3. When God meets Adam and Eve, God lies and tells them if you eat from the tree, you will die. Serpent says you will not die and you will know the things that God knows.
They eat from the tree. They don't die.
And God even says, "Hey, look, they know good and evil like we know." So he admits what the serpent said was true.
And you can't say they were already going to they were never going to die anyway. They were they were they never were going to taste death until they took the out. That's not true. You can't say that because in that same garden is the tree of eternal life. And after they piss off the God creature, he's like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, they ate from the tree of knowledge. Get them the [ __ ] out of here before they eat from the tree of eternal life." No, they didn't have eternal life. They were never they were going to taste death. The god creature lied to them. The serpent did not. The serpent told the truth.
Ain't that interesting?
God is a liar.
And Jesus lied. Remember my friends, Jesus lied. Remember the Christian who come in here this morning, the start of the show, called me a liar and then lied because he's a liar or they're a liar. Remember part. Christianity has many signature moves. You can kind of tell by what they do whether they're a Christian or not.
Lying. Oh, yeah. That's a signature move. Lying. Raping children. Yeah.
Yeah. That's kind of one of one of their things that that's what they do.
Oppressing. Yep. Yep. Look at them going and putting their [ __ ] on somebody. Hey, listen. Christians, you're here pissed off about me, but isn't there like a trans person somewhere needs to be oppressed? There's a there's a gay man living somewhere living his best life.
Don't you need to go [ __ ] with them somehow?
Thank you, Atheist Mechanic, for the $5 super chat today. They said, "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies planes into buildings." Yes. Yes, it does. All right, guys. I'm off to save the world tomorrow. We We might We might do some kind of sci-fi Friday. Would Would anybody be about or okay with taking the show a little sci-fiish tomorrow? Not completely, I don't think.
I mean, I feel, you know, maybe we can wrap science and religion into it. Maybe we can talk about one of those one of the things I think is fascinating. I don't know if you guys do or not.
Forgive me. But I like in those movies where Catholicism is real like like John Constantine, the movie Constantine, Catholicism is [ __ ] real. You get to see the real angels.
I mean, you get to see hell and I mean, it's real. I think those are [ __ ] cool. Don't you think those are cool?
They're fascinating. When I was a kid, they kind of scared me. Then I got over the fear and I'm like, "Hey, now I think it's just cool." I am off to save the world, my friends. I hope you have a wonderful day. Send safely and we'll see you tomorrow. Take care. [music] Got a house that [singing] shame.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on a second.
Where are we here? Where are we here?
Okay, camera. Come on, camera. There we go. Sorry, I was shut and sit down. Look at this. This. We got somebody over here. That coming in my ears. Hold on.
We got somebody in the chat [snorts] who said, "Letters of Paul 48-62 AD." Notice Paul. Paul. Some of the earliest writings even of your own religion are decades after Jesus died. Hearsay fanfiction. Paul never met Jesus.
Remember, Paul even says he never met Jesus. He met him on the road to Damascus where he said a vision. Paul never met Jesus.
Okay. Okay. So, let's look at the rest of your examples of Joseph Flavius 93 to 94 AD.
All of the people you're going to site, none of them were alive when Jesus was alive. Let me find your thing here. Let me find you here, XP. None of them were alive. All of it is hearsay. I like your examples. Let me bring them up. I close this other one. Hold on a second. Don't run away. Let's see. Where are you?
Where are you? Who was it? XP. Hold on.
No, y'all can run away. We're show's over kind of. We're just I'm just lighting somebody up.
Okay. It's the letters of Paul. 48 to 62 AD, which is how many years? 18 years at least after the death of Jesus.
15 I guess it is after the just death of Jesus. Paul met with Peter for two weeks allegedly according to Paul. Met with You've met with your own pastor more than Paul met with Peter. And yet Paul was somehow allowed to go teach the Gentiles whom Jesus didn't teach and didn't want to teach. Interesting. Let's move on. Ply the Younger 112 AD. Not contemporary. This is fanfiction. 100 years after Jesus's death, these people wrote this. Tacitus 116 AD. Joseph Flavius 93 AD. There is all of your own sources are dozens of years at best after Jesus died. It's all fanfiction.
There's no zero contemporary evidence for Jesus at all. This is not evidence.
This is the same apologetics ignorant [ __ ] That's not true. I will tell you something. You'll go like, "Oh, well, Jesus is just as real as Julius Caesar." I tell you what, you're right.
The five histories of Julius Caesar were written 100 plus years after Jesus or Julius Caesar who lived true enough. But we have dozens and hundreds of writings of other people at the same time who were not followers of Julius Caesar at literally while he lived. That [ __ ] came through here and he destroyed our town. Dozens and dozens of references. And guess what? Julius Caesar even wrote his own book. Did Jesus write his own book? Did Jesus write his own book? The Lord and creator of this entire universe. And he didn't didn't write his own book. Could he read? Could he write? None of your examples are contemporary. You should see the light.
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