FLYING ROCKETS! 🔴 LIVE #KSP #KerbalSpaceProgram #Space #Spaceship

Added: 2026-05-09

[00:00:00]I'll be back. Bagel, you two 01.

[00:00:11]Oh my god, that's a dead body. You 2011.

[00:00:17]Okay. Hey. Haha. Haha.

[00:00:22]You can't do nothing.

[00:00:23]>> Hey, Dad. I cut the brake line. Let's have a race to see who's the fastest.

[00:00:29]Brake line break.

[00:00:32]Are you kidding me? We're going 190 miles an hour. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:00:39]We're dead. You killed us.

[00:00:41]Shoot, man. In between. Oh, I didn't see the other car. I didn't. We're fine. We flipped them. We're fine. We're not fine. The car the freaking tire just What are you doing out there, man?

[00:00:54]You're going to freeze.

[00:01:03]Victor. Victor, that's enough. Victor, that's enough. Stop. Oh my god. Stop.

[00:01:09]Please. Victor, stop it.

[00:01:12]Damn. It was just a dream. Victor, I just had a dream that I murdered you and then I had a second dream that you murdered me. Oh yeah.

[00:01:26]>> Oh wow.

[00:01:30]>> Oh wow. I'm scared. Switch camera. Okay.

[00:01:33]Looking good. Looking good.

[00:01:38]Did you guys hear that? Did anyone hear that? What was that? Someone's in the cathedral. Okay, hang on. Hang on. I got to relax. I'm going to be I'm going to be strong. Yo, what's going on here?

[00:01:48]What?

[00:01:50]That ain't the cathedral. We saw someone walk into into a grave complex. You don't think I'm going to check? That's not the cathedral. That's not the cathedral. Yeah, I saw someone go inside of it.

[00:02:09]Come on, Jaden.

[00:02:11]We got a sniper.

[00:02:15]>> Get out of my way. I'm more important. I have children on my bus. I'm a hero.

[00:02:29]>> You know what? I can't do this anymore.

[00:02:31]>> No. No.

[00:02:39]>> How we doing?

[00:02:42]We feeling good.

[00:02:45]We looking good.

[00:02:48]Oh, we're going to be playing good, too.

[00:02:52]How's everybody doing? Let me uh make sure. Audio. Set Kerbal Space Program. There we go.

[00:03:01]Oh, I think we're good to go.

[00:03:03]Hot dog game audio mic. Check. Check.

[00:03:06]There we go.

[00:03:09]Ladies and gentlemen, there comes a time in every young man's life that they play Kerbal Space Program.

[00:03:19]I have played Kerbal Space Program since the day it was made.

[00:03:27]I'm the kind of person that will spend 29 hours straight trying to get into orbit in this game and massively fail.

[00:03:39]in light of Artemis 2, NASA, bunch of kind of new Kerbal Space Program light games. You know, Kerbal Space Program 2 got uh slightly cancelled. I mean, definitely canceled.

[00:03:55]It's out, but you know, it got it got shut down, probably is the best word. There's like what is it? uh what's the uh kitten space program kitten space agency KSA there is a bunch of upcoming rocket building games but why not have us start at the beginning I came to the realization I said oh my gosh I love Kerbal space program I made the Artemis 2 skit. Maybe you guys saw it's why I have the costume. And I thought, well, you know what? What if I streamed Kerbal Space Program?

[00:04:46]So, we're here and we're live. Are we ready to play some Kerbal Space Program?

[00:04:53]Shall we do it, ladies and gentlemen?

[00:04:56]Shall we do it?

[00:05:00]I'm pumped. I am beyond pumped.

[00:05:07]begin. Let's actually start game.

[00:05:11]Start new game. We're going to do sandbox. I'm not lying. It's been a little bit. Over the last day, I've been watching some guides again. You can't.

[00:05:20]No one can go into Kerbal Space Program and expect to know how to play the game.

[00:05:24]It's just not possible. It's not that kind of game. Uh you should be ashamed of yourself if you believe that. So, I did some research. I was learning. Did a couple test runs. I was practicing, warming up. Didn't want to make a fool of myself on stream. That's definitely not foreshadowing anything.

[00:05:42]But this is the beginning. This is the beginning right now. This is it. This could be a who knows. This could be a multi-year multi-million dollar production right here that you're witnessing right here, right now. Okay.

[00:06:03]What's the name of the agency? What is it, folks? What's going to be the name of our save game? What's going to be the name of our agency?

[00:06:11]We have the Apollo missions. We have Artemis.

[00:06:17]What is going to be our agency?

[00:06:24]JASA. That's crazy.

[00:06:28]I like the J the Jaden Space Agency. JSA JSA.

[00:06:38]Is it going to be JSP or JSA?

[00:06:48]JSP or JSA?

[00:06:56]Let's see.

[00:06:59]Jasa, let's do a poll. Let's do a poll real quick. JSP will be one. JSA will be two.

[00:07:12]Starting the poll now. There you go.

[00:07:13]Type one in the chat for JSP. Type two in the chat for JSA right now.

[00:07:27]Let's see. Okay, you guys are saying JSA is leading by a lot.

[00:07:34]75% say JSA.

[00:07:38]Okay.

[00:07:40]Okay. Then then it's agreed.

[00:07:43]It will be JSA.

[00:07:47]Everyone say it. Shout it out. Shout it loud. JSA.

[00:07:53]We'll call we'll do the full uh spell we'll spell out the acronym Jaden Space Agency.

[00:08:04]Okay, let's do a flag.

[00:08:09]Oh man, there's a lot of flags.

[00:08:15]Curlington.

[00:08:20]I'm going to choose this one.

[00:08:23]We'll just do a capsule. We'll be We'll be simple. We're going to keep it simple. Everyone say simple.

[00:08:32]Yeah. Okay.

[00:08:39]Build the James Web Space Telescope. Are you insane? Are you actually insane?

[00:08:46]All right. Here we go. A DJ doc 2000 says, "Hello, Kaden, William."

[00:08:51]>> Hello, DJ.

[00:08:53]I got a surprise for you guys. I added a few mods.

[00:08:59]Folks, I spent $65 to get Volutric Clouds. Okay, can I get a round of applause? Shout out to the the modder. I got a bunch of mods.

[00:09:10]Bunch of mods. I paid him, so I feel I feel like I have closure. He got what he deserved.

[00:09:19]We got some mods, baby. We got I, you know, Colonel Space Program. It's old.

[00:09:23]You know, I didn't I didn't make a a gameplay series 15 years ago. Okay.

[00:09:29]I was like farting in elementary school, middle school. Oh my gosh. Am I that old? No, not that. Let me think about this.

[00:09:40]Closing in. I think I would still be in elementary school.

[00:09:45]Yeah.

[00:09:46]We're still We're secure. We're secure.

[00:09:48]Everyone say we're secure. We're safe.

[00:09:49]It's okay.

[00:09:52]$6. Are you rich or something? I am.

[00:09:56]So, um I was thinking.

[00:09:59]Hear me out, folks. Hear me out. Are we ready? Is everyone listening to me?

[00:10:04]To start off JSA, the Jaden Space Agency. And by the way, just to let you all know, you're all recruited to the Jaden Space Agency. I just want you to know you're all recruits. You're all astronauts a part of the program. Okay?

[00:10:22]So, be proud of yourselves. This is a very huge honor for yourself. You should honestly be thanking me. Jaden Simpleton Agency, someone ban Rubic right now.

[00:10:34]So, my thought my thought to please the investors, right? We always want to please the investors. Everyone say please the investors.

[00:10:43]We always want to make our stock skyrocket.

[00:10:47]We need to get a rocket into orbit. Is that reasonable? Is that reasonable? And mark my words, this is this is my promise to the JSA room, the the board and all of our recruits in here being the leader, the main director of the JSA.

[00:11:11]Mark my words, no Kurban will die. No Kurban will die. Can we get a round of applause? No Kurban will die on my watch. Mark my words. I make that a promise on the on the stone that is outside of our building. Okay, focus on me, please. Please.

[00:11:34]Okay, we're building a rocket to orbit.

[00:11:38]All right, what's going on?

[00:11:44]It doesn't look is what am I? I don't Hold on. Let me here. We're just gonna Yeah, we're just going to do that. You had something on your You had something on your face. Oh, no. I made it worse.

[00:12:05]You got You got a little You got ketchup on your face.

[00:12:09]I'm just telling you, you got a little bit. Okay, that's much better. Shut up, guys. Shut up. Stop talking. You're making me nervous. Okay.

[00:12:27]Okay. Time to build a rocket.

[00:12:32]Are you guys pumped? Are you excited?

[00:12:35]We're going into orbit today and every single Kurban is going to live.

[00:12:42]All right, we start with a simple command pod, right? We're going to do everything in the smart way. Okay, let's start building some rockets. That's right, Aaron. Sarin, your name's going by so fast. Everyone say, "Let's start building some rockets." Let's do it.

[00:12:59]>> Okay, I am uh we're going to start the little cone on there easily. Small step for one giant leap for Jaden.

[00:13:06]>> Absolutely. Absolutely. DJ, you got that right. You got that right.

[00:13:14]Oh my gosh. Okay. What are we naming the first rocket? So this is like this is the What do you call that? Like NASA is the program and Artemis is the rocket.

[00:13:26]What do you call that? What's that called?

[00:13:31]the new era of building. What what is that even called?

[00:13:38]Is it a project? Is that what the Aremis is? Artemis is like the new project line. NASA is the agency.

[00:13:45]Artemis is the program. Okay.

[00:13:49]So, we're the Jaden Space Agency.

[00:13:53]And then what are we going to call the program? So, we're going to call this like the program maybe Mark 1. You see what I mean? So, what's it going to be?

[00:14:03]Yeah, the mission. That's a good Yeah.

[00:14:05]mission. So, what is the mission's rocket?

[00:14:10]Shotfrick 2000.

[00:14:15]Orion one. Isn't that a thing already?

[00:14:19]Kerbal defeater. No. No. You got [ __ ] You got the wrong idea. Markiplier one.

[00:14:28]The Markiplier one. That's crazy. The slingshot jocket. Mark Mark one.

[00:14:39]Mistakes happen.

[00:14:42]Prometheus the project.

[00:14:46]Jadener.

[00:14:51]Oh no. Oh no. That took me a second to click with that one.

[00:14:57]Jadener.

[00:14:59]The Jadener. Oh, that's crazy.

[00:15:05]I'm We're going to Hail Mary. We're all going to die 2000. No, that's a terrible name.

[00:15:14]Jimus one. Kerbal Killer.

[00:15:19]Guys, you're getting the wrong idea.

[00:15:22]The Miguel failed project 1000. I feel like you guys aren't taking this seriously.

[00:15:32]I'm going to call it Markiplier Mark1 MK1.

[00:15:39]This is the Markiplier. Is it Mark? Is that what it stands for? Right. Mark.

[00:15:49]The Markiplier Mark1.

[00:15:52]That's crazy.

[00:15:54]That's hilarious.

[00:15:58]Oh my gosh. Did you see that click with me? Can someone do a freaking intergalactic space realization edit of that?

[00:16:08]That was nuts.

[00:16:11]Okay, so first thing, we're going to do everything in the correct staging. We're going to do everything in the correct staging. So, we got we got the cone. We got the the escape pod or the landing pod, but we're also going to put on parachute. See, we're we're smart. We care about the safety of our carbons. Is that correct? Everyone say it. Number one priority safety. Everyone say it right now. Say it right now or you're banned.

[00:16:39]Next, we're going to do uh can can we just look up RCS? Yes, RCS.

[00:16:44]Um I don't know really the differences.

[00:16:49]Is there a difference? This one's automatic. So, we're I I think that's what the A stands for. We're gonna put it over a bunch of it. Don't cover the stairwell. We don't want to cover the stairs. See, I'm already thinking ahead.

[00:17:03]Do you guys see that project? We ball.

[00:17:06]Guys, we got it. We're set already.

[00:17:07]Where are you guys? Three years away.

[00:17:09]Are you three years behind?

[00:17:12]Goodness.

[00:17:15]Did you guys hear that? The um what's that rocket we sent out in the 70s? It literally like made its first light day.

[00:17:23]It's a light day away from Earth. Is that crazy or what?

[00:17:27]That's nuts.

[00:17:30]That's really crazy. Okay, we got that mono propellant tank. I literally You guys are going to have to help me with this. You're going to have to like help me out on what things need to be. Guys, I don't know why you're still trying to determine what we're going to name it.

[00:17:48]We're calling it the Markiplier Mark1.

[00:17:53]Jaden, I'm watching you in school instead of doing my work. Good job, Colton.

[00:17:57]Make sure to keep your Chromebook charged.

[00:18:02]Okay, here we go. Um, we also want to do a decoupling. We want to make sure we uh we we can decouple right there. You know what? Actually, I'm going to put a little bit of fuel on this bad boy.

[00:18:16]Uh, let me go to fuel tanks and make sure I get liquid.

[00:18:21]We're going to put uh No. No. Was it? Oh, it's inverted.

[00:18:28]There we go.

[00:18:31]Little too large for my well-being. Oh, we could do that.

[00:18:39]That looks kind of cool.

[00:18:41]Um, no. Don't be stupid, Jaden. Come on now.

[00:18:49]Is that okay? You know what? That's fine. And then we're going to do a decoupler right there. Okay.

[00:18:55]Uh, let's get little side fuselages. Tiny ones. Guys, we're going to be we're going to be delicate with this. We're going to be delicate with this. We're going to be extremely smart.

[00:19:09]We're going to put this like right.

[00:19:12]We're going to keep it low. Okay.

[00:19:15]Okay. That's too large. Let's go to aerodynamicness.

[00:19:21]That's the right word, right?

[00:19:24]Oh, no. Hold on. We'll get there.

[00:19:29]We'll We're going to get there.

[00:19:33]Okay. That's not how that works.

[00:19:35]Understood.

[00:19:37]Well, then let's just do something simple. Can we do please not too small?

[00:19:47]Uh, that's literally There we go. Beautiful. Okay, so we got that. We're going to add engines.

[00:19:57]Let's do a decent liquid. Can we do this?

[00:20:01]Is that going to be too big? Yep. I think that's going to be our best liquid right there to Yep. And now something I learned. We got to Well, for one, we got to do all the staging, right? You got to put the um actually the rockets are going to go above that decoupler cuz we're going backwards right now. You got to think we're going backwards, Jaden.

[00:20:20]Heat shields. Oh my gosh. Heat shields.

[00:20:23]I don't think I've ever even dealt with heat shields. How do I use heat shields?

[00:20:27]What do you What do you do?

[00:20:32]Heat shield.

[00:20:34]Do I put it on the Do I do that? Do I put it right like that?

[00:20:48]That's incredible.

[00:20:50]I never knew that. Is that So that's going to help the the under the pod.

[00:20:57]under the pod.

[00:20:59]Like you're saying like right like here.

[00:21:05]Oh, when it's right when it's um Okay, wait. I know what you mean. So, are you saying though I need a I got it. I understand. So, what? I need a decone.

[00:21:19]Everyone start writing on the whiteboard. Hang on. You have to understand this is this is we're working together as a team. This is how we do it. Okay. So, we do that, right?

[00:21:30]Right. Cuz it's when this disengages, right?

[00:21:37]Yeah. Yeah. When this decouples, it'll be the heat shield.

[00:21:44]Parachute on top. Well, we got we got Well, we got both. Okay. We have parachutes. They're right there.

[00:21:51]Don't make me yell at you. As if I didn't just yell at you.

[00:21:59]Oh, I'm about to I'm about to get my freak on. Hang on. There we go. Okay, we got two parachutes. That's good. We're fine. Relax.

[00:22:09]Relax.

[00:22:12]Okay. Um that's that that's to that's for the next stage. We're just going to get rid of that just for a minute. Uh so it doesn't overwhelm me.

[00:22:27]That's for the end. And parachutes.

[00:22:29]Okay, we got RCS. Let's um let's put on now. Again, we're building up to the main rocket. We're going backwards, right? We're starting at the last stage, building our way up to the first stage. Does that make sense?

[00:22:45]Everyone agree?

[00:22:48]Okay, we're gonna definitely put little little wings on the sides. There we go.

[00:22:55]Wait, are those the ones that like Do they actually work?

[00:23:00]Do they like move and stuff?

[00:23:03]I have no idea.

[00:23:05]I have no idea. I don't think they do. I don't know. Hold on. Shut up. Stop talking.

[00:23:11]And then everyone says, "Jaden, literally no one's talking."

[00:23:16]Why are you guys still coming up with the names? It's called the Markiplier Mark1. How is that not hilarious?

[00:23:23]Make it less heavy. Shut up.

[00:23:26]Just stop. Hold on. Okay, so the So, this is what I learned. The thrust weight ratio. We want to make it It's right down here. You guys see that? The th uh the thrust weight ratio. We wanted to have it remotely near one because we don't want to Oh, a little above one. That's good. Maybe a little more. We never want to like do so much right at the start. Does that make sense? It will not fly. Your mom won't fly. That's for certain. Got him. Got him.

[00:24:03]So, put that there. Put that there.

[00:24:07]We're set.

[00:24:09]Okay, we got the the rockets, decoupler, and parachutes.

[00:24:16]We're going to land it. Hey, if we're going to break some stuff, but we're going to land it. The wings make it go faster. Absolutely. Let's see what our h Okay.

[00:24:27]Okay.

[00:24:29]We need the little the little ones on here. Should I do it here? Let's do two again. We'll do it in front of the windows. Sorry, guys. Sorry.

[00:24:42]We got RCS on there. Or should I do it more like toward Oh, that's probably smarter. There we go. Right.

[00:24:50]You guys agree?

[00:24:53]I'm building. This is the top. This is the top of the rocket, right? We're We're working backwards. We're working backwards. You don't need them on top.

[00:25:05]The one on the bottom is going to tip over. What do you mean? Because of the I don't know why you say that.

[00:25:18]We're not right now. Wait, this is um liquid liquid, which is good. Yeah, we're we're good right now. Top wings equals B. Okay, fine. Fine. You guys are scaring me.

[00:25:36]There.

[00:25:38]That better. Just something. Because when this decouples, we're not going to have any way to control our flight trajectory.

[00:25:50]I got to start muting some of you guys.

[00:25:59]No fins on the top. Do you mean like even further? Like just get rid of them entirely? Which I mean we do have RCS?

[00:26:07]But I think we're good, right?

[00:26:11]Would you guys agree we're good then for a little test flight?

[00:26:19]You can use RCS control to Okay, fine.

[00:26:24]Blue ball underneath yellow or rocket flips. Okay. Blue ball underneath yellow. Got it. 915. King Sean says, "Can you stream Chill's art the bath house?"

[00:26:36]>> Can you stream Chili's art the bath house? I have no idea what that means and I don't want to know what that means. Chillas, not Chili's. Okay.

[00:26:46]Um, wait. We said mass the blue ball must be under the yellow ball to make it stable. It is under the yellow ball. Not by much.

[00:26:59]But you're saying more.

[00:27:01]So that means the wings have to be further down. How does that work?

[00:27:08]Um, let me just fix this first.

[00:27:13]Uh, we could do this. We could add to it.

[00:27:17]Wish there was a way to duplicate. That would be nice. Can is there? No.

[00:27:28]Okay. Okay. Well, what I'll do is I'll add a little bit more fuel.

[00:27:37]Right.

[00:27:39]And then move these down. Beautiful.

[00:27:42]Beautiful.

[00:27:45]Okay. There we go. And just in case, you never know. Everyone say it. You never know.

[00:27:53]We'll add a little a couple little struts here for safety, right? A little bit more structural integrity. Everyone say it structural integrity.

[00:28:12]Wrong fuel tank. These are both liquid fuel.

[00:28:23]But we are below the Let me bring up the thrust.

[00:28:28]Okay, this is a little test. This is honestly this is more for space. This part is for space. You guys don't understand that we're not even near the end of the rocket. We're just starting.

[00:28:37]Those are only liquid fuel. You need oxidizer.

[00:28:41]Oh, okay.

[00:28:43]Jeez, man.

[00:28:50]We need liquid and oxidization oxidizer.

[00:28:56]Is that hu? Okay. Right. That Okay, understood.

[00:29:01]We're learning. We're learning.

[00:29:05]Wait, hold on. Cuz I don't want to lose my cones or my wings or my engine.

[00:29:14]I I get it. Okay.

[00:29:16]Fair enough. I appreciate that.

[00:29:20]Okay.

[00:29:22]Bam.

[00:29:23]Bam.

[00:29:26]Bam.

[00:29:30]And bam. How about that?

[00:29:36]Little struts.

[00:29:41]Done.

[00:29:43]Gorgeous.

[00:29:47]How we feeling?

[00:29:50]Yeah, we're going to This is only the start of the rocket. We're not even uh We're not done yet.

[00:30:02]Okay, let's do a test. This is the Markiplier Mark1.

[00:30:10]Mark my words, no Kurban will die.

[00:30:17]This is a professional space agency.

[00:30:23]My life is with these carbons. SAS and RCS on just in case for the start. We're going to do a little test run. Here we go. Launching in five. Wait, you know what? Who we got? We got Jebidiah Kerman, Bill Kerman, and Bob Kerman. All brothers, a family on the Markiplier Mark1.

[00:30:44]God speed.

[00:30:46]5 4 3 2 1 ignition.

[00:30:58]RIP. Are you serious?

[00:31:01]Looking good. Beautiful. We already knew the the the rocket speed was going to be slow. This is for space travel, not necessarily for atmospheric takeoff, not for liftoff. This is This is the only the This is the top of the rocket.

[00:31:20]We're doing good. The family ain't going to be together. You know what? Let's go.

[00:31:25]Let's go left.

[00:31:30]Okay, we're pu we're going to be pushing ourselves left.

[00:31:34]Beautiful.

[00:31:38]Look at those volutric clouds. Are you serious?

[00:31:43]Beautiful.

[00:31:45]Just going towards land.

[00:31:48]NASA would say that's a terrible idea, but I disagree.

[00:31:55]I disagree.

[00:31:58]We are doing fantastic.

[00:32:01]Uh, are what's with the parachutes? The parachutes are red. Why are the parachutes red?

[00:32:14]What does that mean? Okay, you know what we're going to do? We're going to retrograde. Is that what I want?

[00:32:23]Okay, hold on. Relax. This is This is all This is all under control. Okay, relax. Stop. Relax. It's okay.

[00:32:38]We're fine. Relax. Stay calm.

[00:32:42]Pro. No, I want to I want to retrograde cuz I want to Hold on. Everyone shut up.

[00:32:48]Just stop talking.

[00:32:55]Hold on.

[00:33:03]Okay, you know what? Let's go. Let's just Okay, this isn't good.

[00:33:08]Hang on, everyone. Relax.

[00:33:14]Okay, we just got to fight. We got to fight going downward.

[00:33:21]This isn't good.

[00:33:24]This is not good. Okay, retrograde.

[00:33:29]Retrograde.

[00:33:33]OH MY GOSH. DISCONNECT. DISCONNECT. NO.

[00:33:37]The I deployed the parachutes. I deployed the parachutes on accident. Oh my god. WE'RE GOING 600 M A SECOND.

[00:33:43]They're going to die right on impact.

[00:33:50]>> Cut the cameras. Cut the cameras.

[00:33:53]Cut the live.

[00:33:55]Cut the live.

[00:34:10]At numero 0000 says where do we put the remains?

[00:34:17]I don't know if there are remains.

[00:34:24]Cover that up now.

[00:34:28]Um, someone Okay, hold on. The news is going to get in touch. I need you guys to to uh quote that all three Kurbans were injured but are recovering.

[00:34:53]There was a expected crash. Say expected, right? Expected.

[00:34:59]Expected crash.

[00:35:03]They are slightly injured, but they are in full recovery.

[00:35:11]Okay. So, what went wrong? I couldn't I couldn't retrograde. That's honestly my fault. I don't know if the rocket's that bad, to be honest.

[00:35:20]I think it was just more my do I feel like you guys cheated me with the whole wing thing. I'm going to be honest. Uh I think those lives are on your hands. Not that there's any lives that went away.

[00:35:40]Okay.

[00:35:47]Anonymous says, "Hey Jaden, I got this Kerbal sacrifices for the blood lord Kascrano. You coming to the ritual?"

[00:35:53]>> What?

[00:35:55]No.

[00:35:56]Anonymous, thank you for the 250.

[00:36:00]What are you saying?

[00:36:19]You have enough wings.

[00:36:22]Okay, fine.

[00:36:28]I was too fast in the atmosphere to turn around. Also, the fins you're trying to place high up won't help you turn. I understand. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[00:36:34]Listen, if anything, the rock and report this to the news. Report this to Jay News. The can't say that one. Report it to J news that the rocket was a complete success.

[00:36:52]Say that. Say the rocket was a complete success.

[00:37:01]All right.

[00:37:03]Tell the news outlets that the rocket was a complete success.

[00:37:07]The Kurbins are in recovery through an expected crash landing that was completely planned and they are fine. They are fine.

[00:37:20]I would say we move forward. I'd say we move forward. So, what I'm going to do, uh, where does the thrusters where does RCS get its fuel from, by the way?

[00:37:37]Like should I add like a little I mean I guess this is for landing so I don't need to worry too much about Whoops. I don't need to worry too much about that. But here we go. Let's uh >> Anonymous says sorry to hear you won't come to the ritual. You'll be next on the sacrifice list.

[00:37:55]>> What?

[00:37:58]Are you kidding me?

[00:38:01]That's crazy.

[00:38:03]The command pod has some in it. Okay, understood.

[00:38:07]All right.

[00:38:09]Okay. Markiplier Mark 2.

[00:38:13]Markiplier Mark 1 literally disintegrated on impact with everything inside except for the people.

[00:38:26]Sky the Nomad says our jokes deserve gold.

[00:38:29]>> Thank you, Sky. Mike Mike Tyson.

[00:38:33]Mike Tyson.

[00:38:37]Okay, listen.

[00:38:41]Behind closed doors. Can we have a behind closed doors moment here? The Kurbins would want us to keep moving forward. You know what I mean?

[00:38:58]They would want that.

[00:39:00]They literally would want that. You're wanting to not make their wishes come true. That's what you That's your choice.

[00:39:16]It's only right. Exactly, Wilbur.

[00:39:20]Exactly.

[00:39:22]You understand?

[00:39:25]Okay.

[00:39:28]You know what? Okay. No, wait. This de is there. Hold on. Stop. Don't be like that.

[00:39:35]Let's add another decoupler.

[00:39:41]No.

[00:39:46]No. Oh, I'll find it. Oh, I will. I'll >> Presley loves VR and cats says, "Can we get McDonald's before we orbit dad?"

[00:39:55]>> No, we're not going to do that. I'm not your I'm not your dad then. Okay. Okay.

[00:40:00]So, wait. The decouples, then the rockets, then the next decouple.

[00:40:04]Understood. Okay. Okay.

[00:40:08]We got that. So, now what we're going to do, this is going to be the main.

[00:40:15]This is right here. The main rocket.

[00:40:17]Okay.

[00:40:20]This live NASA feed is crazy. Yes, this is the JSA Jaden Space Agency.

[00:40:25]We're working on the Markiplier Mark 2.

[00:40:29]Markiplier Mark1 was a complete success and we are moving forward with incredible innovation from the previous version.

[00:40:43]Okay, we're going.

[00:40:47]We're going to need something expensive.

[00:40:50]That's not expensive.

[00:40:54]Liquid fuel. Oh, that's ginormous. We don't need that.

[00:41:01]Well, you know what we should do? Let's um Well, we'll have boosters.

[00:41:05]Oh, okay. Hang on. I got ideas.

[00:41:11]Okay. This is at 1.23 thrust weight ratio.

[00:41:17]>> Thanks, Contra for a awesome stream.

[00:41:21]>> Thank you, Spectre. Appreciate you.

[00:41:24]Can we get McDonald's before orbit dad?

[00:41:26]We might. I'm not your dad, though. I'm your your JSA director.

[00:41:37]Use the Vector engines.

[00:41:43]I could maybe I was going to add boosters. So, hang on. We're going to do We're going to do this. Everyone remain calm. Remain calm.

[00:41:53]Okay. We're going to add boosters to this.

[00:42:00]Put them like right maybe like right there. Let's get the all the mass and aerodynamic stuff going on.

[00:42:10]Overlays.

[00:42:12]We're go back to engines.

[00:42:15]Let's just do booster. Okay.

[00:42:22]Solid fuel booster. Launch escapes.

[00:42:25]Well, we're just going to do a solid fuel booster.

[00:42:29]Wait, should we just Should we do the No.

[00:42:35]There we go. There we go. Oh my goodness. Okay. Little overkill right now.

[00:42:42]Little overkill.

[00:42:46]We could do this and then actually bring it down some.

[00:42:53]Oh my gosh, I am thrilled.

[00:42:58]I am beyond thrilled.

[00:43:16]We're going to add more wings, guys.

[00:43:18]Okay, relax.

[00:43:22]We just need to make sure everything is in tiptop shape first.

[00:43:39]Beautiful.

[00:43:42]Little honestly little off. We don't want that. We want perfection. That's That's what we strive for here. That's good enough.

[00:44:02]Okay.

[00:44:05]Good to go.

[00:44:07]So, we got boosters. They disconnect.

[00:44:11]Rocket goes off. It disconnects.

[00:44:15]Those launch it. Disconnects and we're left with >> says, "Dad, I accidentally broke the engine." Oops. Wrong game again.

[00:44:23]>> What are you talking about? You broke the engine. What? To the freaking rocket. The rocket engine. You broke it.

[00:44:32]Grigg, please.

[00:44:34]This is extremely serious.

[00:44:38]You're going to crash. Someone ban Povanas right now. Right now. at Stoizo Zero says, "My man, what's up?"

[00:44:47]>> What's up?

[00:44:50]Okay, we're going to get um Hold on now.

[00:44:58]We're going to need something large, relatively large.

[00:45:04]And then we're going to need to put on the things, right?

[00:45:08]Or we could just do the like tail fin like that.

[00:45:14]That puts it right at the center. We want Do we want it lower? I could add more.

[00:45:21]I could actually, you know what?

[00:45:24]Uh, we need them on the wings, the this second stage as well.

[00:45:38]I could literally just do the same thing again.

[00:45:42]There you go.

[00:45:46]Except that doesn't look as aesthetically pleasing.

[00:46:00]And then we got to put on Cha-ching. There we go. Okay.

[00:46:20]Beautiful.

[00:46:22]Oh, beautiful.

[00:46:24]How do we feel?

[00:46:33]Better than Artemis. Thank you.

[00:46:36]Cha-ching.

[00:46:38]What is this monstrosity? Someone ban he he right now. This is the Markiplier Mark 2. Are we ready?

[00:46:53]For the love of God, place the wings, the blue ball below the center mass, the yellow ball. It is.

[00:46:58]>> Nice work, Jaden. You have created the best space agency in country.

[00:47:02]>> Thank you, Donald Trump. I appreciate it. Thank you. I hope to get your investment. A large investment. A large sum of money.

[00:47:15]Okay, we got the struts.

[00:47:18]We're set. I think we're ready for launch. Ladies and gentlemen, Markiplier Mark 2 launch day. Put it in your calendar right now.

[00:47:26]Got Elon on the phone. Put him on hold.

[00:47:34]All right, ladies and gentlemen. RCS on, SAS on.

[00:47:39]RCS for safety. I know it's, you know, we're not in orbit, but still. Okay, folks.

[00:47:46]Let's do this. Five. Wait, wait, wait.

[00:47:48]Who we got? Oh, wait. Oh my gosh. It's Jebidiah Kerman, Bill Kerman, and Bob Kerman. Is that even They did survive. It's cuz I reverted.

[00:48:00]Oh, I see. Oh, so they did survive.

[00:48:04]They really did survive.

[00:48:08]That's crazy.

[00:48:11]Okay, these are actually their twin brothers.

[00:48:20]No, these are their twin uh brothers.

[00:48:25]This is the twin brothers of Jebidia, Bill, and Bob. These are these are Jibodiah 2, Bill 2, and Bob two.

[00:48:33]All right, here we go. Launching in five, four, three, 2, one. Ignition.

[00:48:51]>> Okay.

[00:48:55]>> Lord, protect us. You got that right.

[00:48:57]says, "Lord, protect us."

[00:49:00]>> Jebidiah 2, Bill 2, and Bob 2 are looking good. They're feeling good. They want to prove to their dead brothers, that they can push the legacy on.

[00:49:14]You can see the look of fear and death in their eyes since their brothers literally died yesterday and we didn't give them the day off.

[00:49:28]Okay, I'm going to start to lean a little bit.

[00:49:31]Go to a 90° angle. Sorry, not 90°. 10° off. I mean, apologies.

[00:49:46]Oh, okay. Give it a second. Give it a second. Disconnect.

[00:49:51]Launch.

[00:49:53]Woo!

[00:49:55]Okay. Okay, everyone stay calm. Stay calm. Okay. I'm just going to push us right right there. Good.

[00:50:06]I'll go honestly into prograde at this point. Now, actually, I'm going to just try to aim right right there. Okay, Tora. Torta, thank you. Okay, we are going out far.

[00:50:23]I'm going to set up a maneuver. We're going to see if this can get us out far.

[00:50:32]We need to go higher in the world, honestly.

[00:50:43]That Hey, we're setting up. We're going to get into orbit. Are we ready?

[00:50:48]Hey, that is in orbit.

[00:50:51]We're going to We're going to make this nice and clean if we can. Okay, we're still good. We're We're at, you know, 2/3 of fuel.

[00:51:07]Okay.

[00:51:10]Okay. I've cut the engines.

[00:51:14]Okay. I'm going to I'm going to set up the try to get a good how what's the distance going to be?

[00:51:22]It's going to be 167 km.

[00:51:25]Okay. Oh.

[00:51:29]Oh, yeah. We're going to go into maneuver mode.

[00:51:37]Okay.

[00:51:38]Ladies and gentlemen, we're losing speed, but that's because we're going towards the peak here. The epopppsis is right here.

[00:51:55]And then periapsis is on the other side, I believe. Right, if I understand correctly.

[00:52:06]Okay.

[00:52:08]I'm nervous. I'm not going to lie. I'm nervous. We're going to get closer.

[00:52:12]Going to speed it up a little bit. All right, I'm starting.

[00:52:18]Pushing out the liquid fuel. Oh no. This may not I I probably didn't give myself enough time.

[00:52:26]We might be good.

[00:52:32]Okay.

[00:52:38]We are trying to build up momentum speed to get us into orbit.

[00:52:48]We're past the the peak. That's not good.

[00:52:55]Come on.

[00:53:01]Should I push towards the uh let me let me keep us at a at the sky a little bit. Pointed towards the sky some out into space to counter that. Oh my gosh, we did it. Cut engines. Ladies and gentlemen, we're in orbit. We're in orbit. The void spirit says, "Take this gift." Thanks. I >> We are in orbit.

[00:53:32]Oh my gosh.

[00:53:39]Oh my gosh. We are in orbit.

[00:53:45]Pretty darn good, I might add.

[00:53:49]Decent. Oh my gosh, folks. We did it.

[00:53:56]We did it. Got, you know, 15% fuel to spare on the uh main fuselage.

[00:54:15]This is incredible. Let's go into uh go grade. kind of just aim with the trajectory. Oh my gosh, folks. We did it.

[00:54:29]We're We did it. We're in space.

[00:54:31]>> Says, "Dad, I have cut the engine to the rocket."

[00:54:36]>> Don't worry, I already did that.

[00:54:41]>> Okay.

[00:54:42]Look how gorgeous. Wow. Gosh, this is incredible. All right, let me go. You know, I got this incredible mod.

[00:54:53]You ready? Wait, how do I There's something I can do.

[00:55:01]Um Oh my gosh, look at that. Look at the planet.

[00:55:25]Okay, let's get a Who should we Who should we have be the first Kerman in space?

[00:55:33]Kerban. Kerman. Kerbin.

[00:55:38]First. It's actually It's both. It's the first Kerban in space and also the first Kerman in space. I tried to do Y. It didn't work.

[00:55:48]I thought I had the mod. I have to install it, I guess.

[00:55:52]Jebidiah. All right, let's do it.

[00:55:57]All right, Jebidiah is out in space.

[00:56:09]How about that? RCS on. Oh my gosh.

[00:56:15]Whoa. Okay, stay calm. Stay calm.

[00:56:19]Look at that.

[00:56:24]He did it. Jeeadia, he's out in space. Oh my gosh.

[00:56:33]This is crazy. Going literally 2200 meters a second.

[00:56:43]This is nuts. Let me turn on his little lights. Oh, wow. Should we do a little circle around the rocket? Look at this bad boy.

[00:56:54]We didn't even have to disconnect the back engine yet.

[00:57:00]First Kurban to do a loop around a rocket ship.

[00:57:09]>> Thank you, Horizon. Appreciate it.

[00:57:13]All right, let's get back in.

[00:57:18]Where's the Oh, it's down here.

[00:57:19]Understood.

[00:57:22]Beautiful.

[00:57:26]And let's go back in. Oh my gosh. Okay.

[00:57:29]Okay. Uh I don't want to land on the night side, so we're going to do a little time lapse here.

[00:57:43]kind of just fly around.

[00:57:49]Fly around. Fly around.

[00:57:53]Okay. Are we ready to land?

[00:57:58]Okay.

[00:58:01]Go back into prograde.

[00:58:06]Actually, we might do retrograde. That's honestly the reality what we want.

[00:58:21]Hey, let's add a maneuver. Let's uh let's land us somewhere. Um let's try to land somewhere kind of nice.

[00:58:32]We'll land near the coast.

[00:58:37]But we're Hold on.

[00:58:42]Okay. Setting up the maneuver.

[00:58:47]Okay. We're going to go into maneuver direction.

[00:58:55]All right. Is everyone ready? Here we go. Reigniting in five, four, 3, two, one.

[00:59:08]Okay, we're gonna definitely run out of fuel, I think, on these main rockets, but we have more ready. We have more ready.

[00:59:23]I can quick save. Save game.

[00:59:27]There you go.

[00:59:32]Okay, we're going to lose that. That's okay.

[00:59:37]Disconnect.

[00:59:39]Launch.

[00:59:53]It used It used up all the fuel.

[01:00:04]I didn't realize those were I but I thought because of the decoupler they didn't utilize each other's fuel.

[01:00:15]Okay, we're still Okay, we're still actually good. We're still good. Okay, everyone remain calm. Everyone remain calm. tell the news outlets that everything is going just fine.

[01:00:27]Okay, the JSA Markiplier Mark 2 program is doing just fine. Thank you very much.

[01:00:42]Okay, we're going to go into retrograde.

[01:00:45]Honestly, at this point, we just need to disconnect. Are we ready?

[01:00:56]That was probably a mistake.

[01:01:01]Okay, we're fine. Everyone stay calm.

[01:01:03]We've disconnected. Sure, the rocket is still right here, but we're dis It's going to be okay.

[01:01:11]It's going to be okay. Trust.

[01:01:14]Trust.

[01:01:18]Okay, we're going to do a little bit of a time lapse here.

[01:01:21]We are going 8 1,800 meters a second.

[01:01:24]Okay.

[01:01:27]Okay. Oh, this isn't good. But we're fine. We're going to discon. It's going to rip off.

[01:01:33]Why is it not ripping off? It's It's supposed to be decoupled.

[01:01:41]It's supposed to be decoupled. Why is it not decoupled? Oh my gosh.

[01:01:47]Oh my gosh. Something. Please fight it.

[01:01:54]Why is it not decoupled?

[01:02:00]Oh my gosh. Jibodai and Bill. Bob, they're scared.

[01:02:05]Um, okay. Stay calm. Stay calm. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Stay calm.

[01:02:11]Stay calm.

[01:02:13]Stay calm.

[01:02:15]It's okay.

[01:02:17]It's okay.

[01:02:20]Are we flying?

[01:02:27]We're flying.

[01:02:33]Okay. We're We're okay.

[01:02:37]We're okay.

[01:02:44]Parachutes.

[01:02:47]Parachutes. Deploy.

[01:02:49]Deploy.

[01:02:52]What happened? Why is Okay. Okay.

[01:02:57]Um, as expected, we uh we landed the full rocket safe and sound. We knew what we were doing. Um, it was a complete success.

[01:03:12]Uh, a lot of people thought there were rumors that we were trying to disengage the uh the landing pod. That's just not the case.

[01:03:29]And uh, our Kerman's made it back safely. How about that? How about that?

[01:03:37]Touchdown.

[01:03:39]Touchdown. Let's have Bill come out this time.

[01:03:44]Touchdown. Beautiful.

[01:03:48]One small step for Kerman.

[01:03:51]One giant leap because there's no ladder.

[01:03:54]Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[01:03:59]How about that?

[01:04:02]How about that? Oh my gosh.

[01:04:06]We did it.

[01:04:08]Oh my god. I can't. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me look at him.

[01:04:12]Lower visor. Oh, that's so cool. All right, let's plant a flag. Wait. Take surface sample.

[01:04:22]Actually, honestly don't know what that does.

[01:04:28]Is there a thunderstorm coming in?

[01:04:32]We're going to plant the flag.

[01:04:36]Ladies and gentlemen, the Markiplier Mark 2 was a complete success.

[01:04:43]Complete success.

[01:04:46]I don't even know what to call this.

[01:04:47]Where are we?

[01:04:53]Okay, take it down because I want to redo it. So, oh my goodness. Okay, what's this?

[01:05:01]What's this location called? What are we going to call it?

[01:05:06]What are we going to call it?

[01:05:15]Epstein. No, we're not. We're not calling it that.

[01:05:24]Markiplier point. Oh my gosh.

[01:05:28]Markiplier point. I love that. I actually love that. Okay. plant flag.

[01:05:34]We're going to call it Markiplier point.

[01:05:45]Come on. Markiplier point.

[01:05:50]Uh legends legends died and were made for this incredible program.

[01:06:14]There we go. Beautiful.

[01:06:19]Beautiful. Look at that.

[01:06:22]Wait, did I just literally just I meant to do were made for this incredible program, but it still works.

[01:06:32]Legends died and were for this. No, it doesn't. It doesn't make any sense. I'm taking it down. I'm sorry.

[01:06:40]The rocket is moving, by the way.

[01:06:44]If anyone noticed point legends died and were made well it did it makes Oh my god. Am I insane?

[01:07:01]We're made and we're created by this by this incredible program.

[01:07:15]There we go. Legends died and were created by this incredible program.

[01:07:20]We got a little storm coming in or something. What's that all about? Oh my gosh.

[01:07:29]Okay, the rocket is sliding. That's Yeah. Um, that's not good.

[01:07:36]Well, what do I do now, guys? What do I do?

[01:07:40]Can you guys tell me what I'm supposed to do?

[01:07:53]Recover.

[01:08:04]What?

[01:08:09]How do I switch? BUT >> BBL DIZZY SAYS, "JADEN, IT'S YOUR BOY BBL DIZZY. I HOPE YOU PLAY MY SONG WHILE WE GO TO SPACE." APOLLO 13.

[01:08:22]>> Get back in the rocket. How am I supposed to get back in the rocket?

[01:08:27]Top of your screen.

[01:08:36]How do I go back to the other guys?

[01:08:40]Oh, what the Oh my gosh.

[01:08:48]Jetack.

[01:08:50]No. Guys, isn't there a way you escape go to the track in station recover from there? Okay, thank you. Thank you, Wild.

[01:08:58]Okay, so Markiplier Mark 2. So we can recover Bill Kerman. Yeah, and recover Markiplier Mark 2. Or I can just recover him. All right.

[01:09:18]Well, there we go. Okay.

[01:09:25]Uh, how do I What's going on here?

[01:09:49]Oh wow.

[01:09:55]Am I stupid?

[01:10:08]Top right of your screen. Thank you. Oh my god. So freaking small. I apologize.

[01:10:14]Okay.

[01:10:16]Okay. Okay, the ship isn't recovered, but at least uh here I can check. I can check again. Tracking. So, I think something is bugged out or something.

[01:10:28]Recover. Yes, there we go.

[01:10:32]Okay, all three Ker have been recovered. How about that?

[01:10:38]Do we dare try to make a plane? Is that the next objective?

[01:10:45]try to make a plane.

[01:10:50]Now, I know the remote basics of making a plane. I think everyone agrees that building a rocket is easier than building a freaking plane.

[01:10:59]Um, what what fuel are we going to use?

[01:11:04]What's the fuel going to be?

[01:11:19]Liquid plus jet engines.

[01:11:22]Do they need like oxidizer again? I assume.

[01:11:30]Okay, let's put on I definitely know that the the aerodynamics need to be behind the mass if I'm correct.

[01:11:40]We're going to build something magic.

[01:11:43]You know what? Let's see something.

[01:11:56]Not doing that.

[01:12:04]Come on.

[01:12:06]Oh, you know what? Let's do I think Yeah, there we go. Okay, that's liquid fuel. Okay, so it's got liquid fuel in it and oxidizer.

[01:12:23]Liquid fuel and oxidizer.

[01:12:28]Okay. Um, we'll do that. Honestly, that's good. And then let's Oh, we could do two couple jet engines on the backs. What uh how do you use Patreon? Go to the Patreon group chat. Text to speech and you get unlimited text to speech.

[01:12:50]Let me make sure.

[01:12:54]Yeah.

[01:12:55]>> Bimbot says test.

[01:12:57]>> That's right.

[01:13:05]Uh, okay.

[01:13:11]We want something that's going to be fast, right?

[01:13:18]We want speed.

[01:13:29]Oh, but we said jet engines though, right? Jet engines.

[01:13:43]Atomic rocket motor. Dear goodness.

[01:13:57]Is there actually a rocket engine or is it called something else?

[01:14:05]That's the big one.

[01:14:13]>> A chenier faces the next planet should be named Girannis.

[01:14:21]>> Well, there you go. I guess that's it.

[01:14:28]All right, we're going to put the wings back here.

[01:14:39]Put on some fat eleivons.

[01:14:56]I guess I can just have them clip into each other, right?

[01:15:01]Beautiful. Okay.

[01:15:06]What are we calling this program? So, we had the Markiplier Mark1 crash landed, killed everyone on board behind closed doors. Then we had the Markiplier Mark 2 that made it into orbit. Beautiful recovery. We completed the program.

[01:15:22]What's this called?

[01:15:25]What's this program called for the JSA?

[01:15:36]The markplaner Jack Septicite Mark1.

[01:15:55]Let's Come on. I want some creativity.

[01:16:05]Want some creativity here.

[01:16:12]The tower collider. That's crazy.

[01:16:24]Ryan Gosling.

[01:16:28]Can someone let's make up some good names with Ryan Gosling in the name?

[01:16:40]Or should we just call it the Ryan Gosling? Whoops. Go Gosling Mark1.

[01:16:55]Okay.

[01:16:58]It's the Ryan Gosling Mark1.

[01:17:01]Okay, let's um we're going to have emergency parachutes.

[01:17:17]Of course, we care about the safety of our Kerman's. You know what? Let's put it right I'll put that right there. Okay.

[01:17:26]What are we thinking, guys? So, we need How about we do this? Could we do something like Oh, what if we did something like that?

[01:17:41]You know, is that not a good idea?

[01:17:46]Is that stupid? That looks It It looks cool.

[01:17:53]It looks pretty cool. I remember seeing something that these So, uh, we want these to be for yaw and we want these to be for pitch.

[01:18:05]Right.

[01:18:08]There we go. Yaw pitch.

[01:18:13]Actually, I apologize. These honestly should be for roll.

[01:18:18]I'm messing this up again.

[01:18:21]These are for roll, right? Okay. These are for yaw. And then we need ones in the front for pitch.

[01:18:35]We'll do little basic ones. Okay. I'll move the parachutes somewhere else. I don't know. Right.

[01:18:43]Right there.

[01:18:49]I don't want it in front of the door.

[01:18:56]Let's do this. Let's fix it. Let's rotate it.

[01:19:02]And then we'll just like clip it in a little. Right. There we go.

[01:19:09]Beautiful. Okay. There we go. Hot dog.

[01:19:14]The Ryan Gosling Mark1.

[01:19:17]Where's the landing gear, though? Does it look like we're done? Does it look like we're done?

[01:19:25]Let's make sure this is pitch. There we go. So, we got pitch, yaw, and roll in the back.

[01:19:33]Beautiful.

[01:19:35]Absolutely beautiful. Or should it just like be like all the way up front?

[01:19:41]I don't know. That looks It does kind of look kind of strange.

[01:19:50]Um or we can just get like tiny ones.

[01:19:57]That's honestly probably better. And then just for aesthetics, we'll do that.

[01:20:07]Okay, there we go.

[01:20:12]Oh, wait. That No, never mind. I apologize. That won't work.

[01:20:18]Oh, fine.

[01:20:20]Let me do something.

[01:20:23]Do this. We will do this again.

[01:20:33]All right, we're going to push it in a little. Cha-chang.

[01:20:39]Move it down some.

[01:20:54]Okay, there we go with that. Okay, landing gear.

[01:21:02]Let's do a medium.

[01:21:09]There we go. Medium back here.

[01:21:20]Beautiful. I saw this incredible tip that said like bring um bring this towards the bottom.

[01:21:31]And you want to make it that this is slightly.

[01:21:37]My dog is choking. Jaws, you okay?

[01:21:42]Oh, frick. That's not what I meant to do. Dang it. Frick.

[01:21:52]I'm so mad. Okay, grab it. Put that right there.

[01:22:02]Grab these.

[01:22:07]Like that. That's good enough. I think that should be good.

[01:22:13]Okay.

[01:22:18]So, we have this one a little bit higher elevated for for the sake of pitch.

[01:22:21]Again, right click. Make sure these are turned off for pitch. There we go.

[01:22:27]Okay. Are we ready? I think we're almost ready.

[01:22:31]I'm so excited. Jan, thank you. Audrey >> Grigg says, "I have cut the structural system, the payload system, the guidance system, and the propulsion system, the backups."

[01:22:45]>> Thanks, Greg.

[01:22:50]>> Okay.

[01:22:53]How do we feel?

[01:23:01]Add the wrap your engines.

[01:23:09]Kind of ruins the aesthetic a little.

[01:23:12]Maybe not.

[01:23:16]Is that Is that liquid?

[01:23:20]Does that even work?

[01:23:25]Does that even work?

[01:23:35]I don't need air intakes or anything, do I?

[01:23:44]Beautiful.

[01:23:46]Oh, I do need intakes.

[01:23:54]Um 915 Sean says, "You left me on the moon."

[01:24:04]>> What?

[01:24:06]That can't be.

[01:24:08]No.

[01:24:14]>> Okay.

[01:24:23]Houston here. These operations are unapproved. Please cease your actions.

[01:24:26]Let's launch the Ryan Gosling Mark1.

[01:24:30]Let's do it.

[01:24:32]This is the moment.

[01:24:34]The wings are held up with tape. Not true at all. Here we go. We got Jebodai Kerman. Literally the first Kerman to be in orbit and survive. How about that?

[01:24:46]Let's see what he's got in store for us.

[01:24:49]Launching in five, four, three. Oh, yeah. You're right. Parachutes.

[01:24:55]Launching in five.

[01:24:57]>> Water says tipped for the >> two. One.

[01:25:06]Oh my gosh.

[01:25:12]Oh my gosh.

[01:25:15]Pull up. Pull up. Jeb. JEB. EJECT. JEB.

[01:25:19]EJECT. JEB.

[01:25:22]>> Says Kurbo engineering says this plane will last 2 minutes at supersonic.

[01:25:27]That's better than the previous 1 minute at least.

[01:25:38]Oh my gosh. He's dead. He's dead. Cut the feed. Cut the feed.

[01:26:12]So, what went wrong? Let's think about this. What actually did go wrong?

[01:26:19]Pitch is right there.

[01:26:22]It's active.

[01:26:27]Lift center.

[01:26:33]Wait, do we want this uh Are we wanting this closer to I thought you were supposed to set like this further in the back or no? Wait in Oh, wait. So, are these supposed to be closer together? Oh my gosh. That means like I intentionally did the wrong thing.

[01:26:56]Is that bad?

[01:27:02]I think we're going to get in trouble for that.

[01:27:18]I need We need better.

[01:27:37]You know what we could do? I have a fantastic idea.

[01:27:43]Okay, let's move this up more. Right.

[01:27:48]Check this out.

[01:27:50]We're going to move that in. Right.

[01:27:52]Okay. That brings that closer.

[01:27:57]The air intake.

[01:28:00]We just got to put that bad boy like back there or something. I don't know.

[01:28:07]Okay.

[01:28:12]Watch this.

[01:28:25]I have ideas for one. We can do this, right? So we put an elevon right there. Beautiful.

[01:28:48]What if we Oh my gosh. Wait. What if we I'm thinking I'm cooking, guys. Hang on.

[01:28:54]I'm cooking. Give me a second.

[01:28:58]Give me a second. I'm cooking.

[01:29:08]I'm cooking, guys. Leave me alone.

[01:29:38]Okay, I think we're on to something.

[01:29:39]Hang on.

[01:29:41]Oh, yeah. No, I'm kidding.

[01:29:56]Right.

[01:30:00]I just messed it up. Oh, that doesn't look right.

[01:30:17]The weight. H.

[01:30:20]Well, okay. Hang on.

[01:30:25]We could actually do this.

[01:30:31]That looks disgusting.

[01:30:40]What?

[01:30:46]Oh, should we just go at the end?

[01:31:00]That looks cool. It looks cool. I think we can all agree.

[01:31:25]Oh my gosh. What have I done?

[01:31:36]H interesting.

[01:31:46]It's the Mark 2 now. You're so right.

[01:31:48]the Ryan Gosling Mark 2. Okay.

[01:31:53]Okay. We're going to try.

[01:31:55]Well, but we still don't have any.

[01:31:58]Hold on.

[01:32:00]We're doing this. We're putting Oh, man.

[01:32:07]This is tough.

[01:32:18]like this. Okay, we're going to do move.

[01:32:22]We're going to push it down a little.

[01:32:28]Beautiful.

[01:32:31]Okay.

[01:32:34]Rotate. Make sure it's Yeah. Okay, that's that's good, right?

[01:32:47]Okay, these are for pitch.

[01:32:51]This is for yaw.

[01:32:54]And those are for roll. Okay.

[01:32:57]Incredible.

[01:33:00]Okay.

[01:33:02]915 Shan says, "This is mission control.

[01:33:06]You're fired for crashing our jet and committing manslaughter."

[01:33:09]>> That literally never happened.

[01:33:11]>> And says, "Oh, >> publicly."

[01:33:15]>> All right. Ryan Gosling, Mark 2. Here we go.

[01:33:28]It's a little topheavy.

[01:33:30]It's a little back heavy. Excuse me.

[01:33:32]Wait, what?

[01:33:34]Okay, I guess that kind of makes sense.

[01:33:36]All right, here we go.

[01:33:41]Three, two, one, launch.

[01:33:46]It's fine. It's going to counter itself.

[01:33:50]Beautiful. See?

[01:34:01]Oh yeah. Okay.

[01:34:07]The rolling isn't working.

[01:34:11]Oh. Oh shoot. It's I was just pressing the wrong key.

[01:34:17]Oh my gosh.

[01:34:20]Yeah.

[01:34:22]Valentina, the first female Kerman to fly and ideally land a space plane. How about that? Round of applause.

[01:34:35]Round of applause.

[01:34:38]Absolutely incredible.

[01:34:41]Little barrel roll. Oh yeah. God, this thing is insane.

[01:34:50]Yeah.

[01:34:54]All right, we're going to come in for a nice landing. Are we ready? Is everyone ready? This is the moment. No one make a sound. Shut up.

[01:35:09]Okay, landing gear out.

[01:35:16]Are we ready, Zulu? Thank you. This is the moment of truth.

[01:35:21]Got to get that. We got to get straighter.

[01:35:27]Okay.

[01:35:29]Beautiful.

[01:35:33]Okay.

[01:35:38]All right. Here we go.

[01:35:42]Brakes toggled.

[01:35:56]Oh shoot.

[01:35:58]Oh shoot. She's alive. She's alive.

[01:36:03]She made it. She made it home.

[01:36:06]Yeah.

[01:36:08]Valentina gets to live another day. gets to live another day. How about that?

[01:36:17]Incredible. We have a survivor from the Ryan Gosling.

[01:36:21]>> Great bug says worse than the Soviet space program.

[01:36:24]>> That's insane. Someone ban Great Bug right now for me. Right now. I'm not going to tolerate that.

[01:36:31]Just not going to tolerate it.

[01:36:38]Okay. How do we improve the Ryan Gosling Mark II? How do we improve it? Truly, we had a little bit of a sketchy uh like launch. It's not very stable at the start. Why would that be? Can someone explain that to me?

[01:36:55]I mean, it's definitely topheavy.

[01:36:59]I keep saying that. Like back heavy, bottom heavy, whatever you want to call it.

[01:37:04]I wonder if H I have an idea. I have an idea and I think it's going to make me millions.

[01:37:18]You ready? Watch this.

[01:37:26]You know what? We could Yeah. Yeah. Are you feeling what I'm feeling? Are you feeling what I'm feeling.

[01:37:40]Okay.

[01:37:43]Okay.

[01:37:50]Zulu, thank you for the tip.

[01:37:57]Thank you so much for the one one and one. Appreciate it.

[01:38:06]Okay. So, we could actually put the air intakes right here. Beautiful.

[01:38:13]Absolutely gorgeous.

[01:38:17]Um, move back a little bit for the sake of that ladder. Can we put a ladder there?

[01:38:41]Cha-ching.

[01:38:42]>> Ether says, "The only mill you're making is the million in damages."

[01:38:47]>> That's crazy.

[01:38:48]That's crazy.

[01:38:54]Why you got to disrespect me like that?

[01:39:01]All right, there we go. Love it.

[01:39:05]Okay, so we got a ladder set up. We got the parachutes. Let me fix that, by the way.

[01:39:13]I always mess that up. There we go.

[01:39:17]Um, so now we got that. We could actually hear me out. You ready? We could put a smaller Who is that?

[01:39:34]We could put a smaller landing gear on the bottom.

[01:39:40]Right.

[01:39:47]But now hang on.

[01:39:51]Put that there.

[01:39:55]That needs to be a little higher and or this a little lower.

[01:40:11]There we go. Okay, this is the Ryan Gosling Mark III.

[01:40:20]All right, absolutely incredible.

[01:40:26]Let's get um those same what are these called? The rapier engines with those bad boys on the back too.

[01:40:39]Doesn't the intake I don't know how that works. Like they're connected, aren't they? So like do they use the same intake? How does that work, guys? Can someone tell me that? Parachutes at the back. That's a good idea.

[01:40:56]That's not a bad idea.

[01:41:15]Use different intake. Why?

[01:41:18]Why?

[01:41:35]Aaron takes carry through the whole system. Okay, so we're good then.

[01:41:46]I think we're ready.

[01:41:52]I think we're ready.

[01:41:56]Put air brakes. How do air brakes work?

[01:41:59]Is that just like when I slow down or something?

[01:42:32]remove the front shoots. Uh, I feel like that's the only reason the girl survived.

[01:43:00]Charge the tanks under the wings.

[01:43:04]Charge. What do you mean charge? I don't know what that means, guys. What do you mean?

[01:43:21]Oh, I see what you're saying. Cuz it's like the shoots are used to like slow down when we land. I get it. So if Yeah, it's going to flip it just like it did last time. Change. Change. Cuz what?

[01:43:33]They're not going to work. I don't understand why they wouldn't work. Why would they not work?

[01:43:42]Genuinely 915 Sean says, "I have my full trust in astronaut Jaden and nothing can go wrong."

[01:43:59]>> Charge them. Battery. We need a battery for what? What do we need a battery for?

[01:44:08]Straight up. What do we need a battery for?

[01:44:35]That's nice.

[01:44:54]Okay, the Rang Gosling Mark III >> Tropical Air 205 says micro boost for you.

[01:45:03]>> Thank you, Tropic.

[01:45:10]Okay, not topheavy this time. Could be a good thing or a bad thing. We'll see.

[01:45:19]Okay.

[01:45:30]Woo!

[01:45:34]Yeah.

[01:45:36]Yeah.

[01:45:45]Remain calm.

[01:45:48]Woohoo.

[01:45:54]Got a little carried away there.

[01:45:57]>> Great bug says Engineering says this crash has a 50% chance of crashing, but we all know he won't listen.

[01:46:07]>> I can't hear you.

[01:46:21]Oh my gosh.

[01:46:23]Oh my gosh.

[01:46:26]Okay. Um Okay. Uh okay. We're get We're fine. Um deploy parachutes.

[01:46:37]We're going to be fine. We're going to be fine. It's okay.

[01:46:40]You'll be fine.

[01:46:43]Okay, pick up. Let's just time warp.

[01:46:47]It's okay. Just um disengage both RCS and SAS.

[01:46:54]Parachutes deploying.

[01:47:00]Not what I meant. Whoops.

[01:47:13]Seeing if I could retrograde.

[01:47:16]She's fine. She's fine, right?

[01:47:20]Oh my gosh. Eject.

[01:47:22]Eject.

[01:47:30]Oh my gosh. She's alive. She's alive.

[01:47:35]Ladies and gentlemen, we have a survivor. We have a survivor.

[01:47:40]Oh my gosh.

[01:47:45]She's okay, folks.

[01:47:49]She's okay.

[01:47:53]Oh my gosh.

[01:47:57]It won't climb.

[01:48:02]Oh, we could be like a we could be a boat now.

[01:48:15]Oh my gosh, this is hilarious.

[01:48:23]I'm going to like kill her on accident.

[01:48:29]All right. Well, she's fine. She's fine.

[01:48:33]She's okay. Relax.

[01:48:38]Ryan Gosling Mark III had some minor problems.

[01:48:45]So, how do we fix that? How do we counter?

[01:48:48]For one, it's like, is it because the mass needs to be more forward because we're flipping too easily?

[01:48:59]I don't understand.

[01:49:02]or does it need to be more like where or like I just don't get what we need to do.

[01:49:20]Guys, do you have any ideas of what we should do? Put the wings further back? I don't think that I don't think that's what we want to do, though. That was the problem last time, wasn't it?

[01:49:47]use struts. When in doubt, use struts.

[01:49:53]But I don't know. You want the blue circle barely touching the yellow one from behind. Okay.

[01:50:01]Like do you mean like that or like center-wise like that?

[01:50:11]Okay, we'll add some struts.

[01:50:17]Bam.

[01:50:22]Bam. Look at that. Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous.

[01:50:36]I'm liking. I'm liking it.

[01:50:41]Okay.

[01:50:45]Okay. Ryan Gosling MarkV.

[01:50:49]Ryan Gosling MarkV. Let's do it.

[01:51:00]This is the one says flame. Absolutely.

[01:51:02]This is it. Launching.

[01:51:23]>> Oh.

[01:51:27]Just slow down here. Let's see. Let's see how fast we can go.

[01:51:33]Yeah.

[01:51:35]Look at that. Oh, what a shot.

[01:51:40]What a shot.

[01:51:44]Okay.

[01:51:47]Oh, that's when I start to really hurt it.

[01:51:52]So, it's going to be bad to go up here, right? Cuz there's no oxygen.

[01:52:00]It's okay.

[01:52:06]We are good to go.

[01:52:12]Valentina, you crazy girl.

[01:52:26]I'm sorry. Just kidding.

[01:52:29]Okay, we're going a little fast. Little little fast here.

[01:52:34]Let's slow her down a little.

[01:52:39]Let's slow her down.

[01:52:41]Slow down.

[01:52:46]So, how do I use Oh, frick. I just deployed the parachutes on accident.

[01:52:52]Oh, shoot. Uh, oh my god. I think we need to do an actual >> we need to do a safe landing.

[01:53:05]>> Okay. I was trying to actually use the air brakes and I I deployed the parachutes.

[01:53:10]They might be good again.

[01:53:13]They might be good again. I don't know.

[01:53:16]I genuinely don't know.

[01:53:33]Okay, we're going to come in for a safe landing for Valentina. Don't tell her that the parachutes are deployed.

[01:53:39]Was I on radio? Oh my gosh. Valentina, you're going to be aok. Okay. It's becoming nighttime when we're having to do this. Landing gear out, ladies and gentlemen. Here we go.

[01:53:55]Just giving myself a little last second boost.

[01:54:00]Fuel fully off.

[01:54:08]Ladies and gentlemen, hold your breath.

[01:54:10]Here we go.

[01:54:29]Oh my gosh.

[01:54:31]She's okay.

[01:54:33]She's okay.

[01:54:36]Yeah, the the parachutes I think are dead. She's lucky to be alive. Okay.

[01:54:44]Oh my gosh.

[01:54:48]Valentina, you crazy girl.

[01:54:51]You crazy girl.

[01:55:02]Absolutely nuts.

[01:55:06]Okay.

[01:55:09]Yeah, that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't according to plan.

[01:55:18]But what matters is Valentina is okay.

[01:55:25]Let's fix the time of day, shall we?

[01:55:37]Oh shoot. We have a thunderstorm coming in.

[01:55:40]Gosh.

[01:55:43]Okay.

[01:55:45]Escape the atmosphere. We could try.

[01:55:48]Don't we need like real rockets for that then?

[01:56:00]Great Bug says Jaden is the sole reason why NASA gets only 0.5% of the national budget. Next, it's going to be 0.3%.

[01:56:11]>> I told you guys to ban Great Bug.

[01:56:14]Told you guys to get rid of him. And you haven't gotten rid of him.

[01:56:21]Okay. Um, that definitely could have just been my fault for the landing.

[01:56:34]It'd be pretty cool to see a plane go into orbit though. I won't lie. I won't lie. That'd be pretty cool.

[01:56:44]Now we just have to safely land it. Is it because like are we not safely landing?

[01:56:54]Like why is it not happening? Can someone explain that to me? Is it Is it a just a skill issue? If it's a skill issue, that's okay.

[01:57:03]Maybe we'll do a little bit of an angled angled landing with the landing gear.

[01:57:15]Okay.

[01:57:18]All right.

[01:57:20]Is this Wait, is this the MarkV or Mark Five now? I don't think I changed it, right? Mark five.

[01:57:52]Huh?

[01:57:56]It wasn't the angle. You didn't flare, which means you hit the ground too hard.

[01:58:00]Gotcha.

[01:58:05]Great rocket in. Thank you. Okay, Ryan Gosh, Mark Five. Adjusted the wheels a little bit.

[01:58:16]Here we go.

[01:58:19]Island airfield. Is this because I landed somewhere else? What is this?

[01:58:25]Island airfield. What? I don't even know what this is. Is this something I'm going to be stupid about?

[01:58:38]I've never seen this.

[01:58:41]Is this because I landed like remotely close or what the heck?

[01:58:46]Okay, fair enough.

[01:58:51]All right. Are we ready, ladies and gentlemen? B is how you enable air brakes. Thank you.

[01:59:14]Okay, that helps me a lot. All right, here we go.

[01:59:18]Launching in three, two, one. Ignition.

[01:59:36]Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Okay, that was a little scary.

[01:59:43]Oh yeah.

[01:59:46]Oh yeah.

[01:59:48]Woo!

[01:59:53]Oh my gosh.

[01:59:55]Stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm.

[02:00:00]Pull up. Pull up.

[02:00:03]Pull up.

[02:00:13]I'm the best darn astronaut there's ever been.

[02:00:25]Did he just do a top gun? Yes, I did.

[02:00:27]Gray. Yes, I did.

[02:00:33]Get to orbital already. All right.

[02:00:39]I don't think we're going to go orbital.

[02:00:42]These are going to die because the lack of oxygen.

[02:00:49]at Billy Bob 0976 says Rue flying to Epston's Island.

[02:00:54]>> I can't even I can't even hear you.

[02:01:01]So loud.

[02:01:04]Woo! Oh, look at these Volutric clouds.

[02:01:07]Like I said, I paid $6 for these. I paid $6 for Volutric clouds.

[02:01:14]Was that thunder? Wait, did I see thunder?

[02:01:22]This is incredible.

[02:01:29]I'm having trouble hearing things on OBS.

[02:01:36]Oh my gosh, this is insane.

[02:01:54]I can't see. I can't see. I'm so scared.

[02:01:58]I can't see.

[02:02:02]I don't know.

[02:02:04]I'm scared.

[02:02:08]Wow. That is crazy.

[02:02:15]1,000 meters a second.

[02:02:25]Someone said slow down. How about I speed up? Huh? How about I speed up and do a little twirl while I'm at it?

[02:02:32]You think you think Valentina can handle these G's?

[02:02:35]>> Please send someone commandos.

[02:02:44]>> Oh my gosh.

[02:02:47]Valentina's like, "All right, let's slow down a little.

[02:03:05]We're getting a little bit lower on fuel now.

[02:03:11]Got to start to uh prep for landing. Is that the island out, guys? Is that the island?

[02:03:20]Uh-oh.

[02:03:25]Oh, I could just land on our runway.

[02:03:28]I'll just do that.

[02:03:37]Press V. What does V do? I'm scared.

[02:03:40]What does V do?

[02:03:43]Oh my gosh. We're going to be landing in a thunderstorm.

[02:03:51]Okay, here we go. Are we ready? Landing gear out. Doing a tight little turn right there. Oh my gosh, we're landing in a thunderstorm. This is so cool.

[02:04:09]Okay.

[02:04:12]Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Okay.

[02:04:16]Okay. Slowing down. Slowing down.

[02:04:18]Braking.

[02:04:21]Okay. I'm just going to let the I'm just going to let it slow down a bit first.

[02:04:26]Come on, Jaden. You're running out of runway.

[02:04:33]No.

[02:04:34]No. Dang it. Dang it, man.

[02:04:38]Ah, I'm If I'm not improving. Come on now. That was better. That was better.

[02:04:45]Valentina is alive. It's a It's a rainy, wet runway. Okay. She lived. She lived another day. She lived another day. Mark 6, here we come. Here we come. Mark 6.

[02:05:01]She's alive.

[02:05:05]Who gets the reference?

[02:05:10]I hydroplaned.

[02:05:21]Okay, guys. What are our thoughts on how to improve the landing? Do I just get bigger gears to like um It's almost like I need them to be out further, you know?

[02:05:43]Make the lander closer to the plane.

[02:05:45]Really?

[02:05:52]Make the landing gear closer to the plane.

[02:05:59]Putting the landing gear on the wings like that. That's what I was thinking.

[02:06:04]Like something like that. Except now it's a lot here. We can actually Hold on.

[02:06:12]Now, I don't know if this will work the exact way I want it to like right there.

[02:06:25]This may not frick.

[02:06:29]Oh, you can copy that way. Never thought about that. That's cool. I un like I control Zed.

[02:06:37]Okay. Ryan Gosling Mark 6.

[02:06:48]pitch up right before you land. You'll hit the ground less hard. Yeah, right. I was trying to It's really It's very sensitive.

[02:07:00]Technically, this is a little too high.

[02:07:01]So, what we could do is just push it up a little.

[02:07:05]Still have it be slightly lower.

[02:07:09]They're just enough. Okay, Ryan Gosling Mark 6.

[02:07:18]We got the parachutes in the back. I keep forgetting to like deploy the parachutes in a timely manner.

[02:07:26]If you press caps lock, it'll make your controls more precise.

[02:07:32]Like hold caps lock. What do you mean?

[02:07:37]I don't know what you mean by that.

[02:07:50]Okay, here we go. Are we ready?

[02:07:54]Oh gosh.

[02:07:57]Are we ready?

[02:08:00]All right, here we go.

[02:08:06]Launch in three, two, one.

[02:08:15]Turn those off. See how this goes.

[02:08:22]Okay.

[02:08:24]Very smooth. Like I could I could I wasn't worried about uh the yaw at all. like falling off the runway or something.

[02:08:37]But I wasn't being able to take off, I think, because of the I don't know. I think this landing gear needs to be popped out a little bit more, you know.

[02:08:49]All right, let's have some fun. Let's go. Let's go high. Let's go high. You ready?

[02:08:55]Let's do it.

[02:09:03]Yeah.

[02:09:05]Yeah.

[02:09:08]Oh, this is awesome.

[02:09:15]Yeah.

[02:09:21]We not making it back to Earth. Of course we are.

[02:09:26]Woo! Look at that shot.

[02:09:29]Look at that.

[02:09:38]All right.

[02:09:54]Come on. Hey, we're losing oxygen.

[02:09:59]Oh, it's sputtering.

[02:10:10]Are we good?

[02:10:21]Oh my gosh. It says like we're in Uhoh.

[02:10:27]We're good, right?

[02:10:31]Are we good?

[02:10:36]Are we going to be okay?

[02:10:41]We'll be fine, right?

[02:10:44]Okay, we're fine.

[02:10:46]Oh my gosh, we are 50,000 m nearly.

[02:10:51]We'll probably reach that up in the air.

[02:10:57]That is crazy.

[02:11:03]Oh my god. You Oh my god, look at the volumetrics. I freaking love it. What an awesome little mod.

[02:11:12]>> At H4 CKL0 RD1X1X1 says, "Hey Jaden, I love your vids. I also just started playing Kerbal Space Program."

[02:11:19]>> Thank you, Elon. That means a lot coming from you. Thank you. Hack Lord >> at Krabby 8533 says in feeling sick inside the cockpit.

[02:11:28]You got puke bag.

[02:11:30]>> Don't freaking don't freaking puke in the in the rocket. This thing costs $8 billion.

[02:11:41]Okay, we're doing good. I'm a little worried about re-entry. Not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I don't know if we really prepared for that.

[02:11:57]Um, we're also nowhere near a landing strip now, which I also didn't think about. And Valentina looks so happy.

[02:12:12]At Billy Bob 0976 says, I opened the door for fresh air.

[02:12:18]You're going to have some trouble with that. Oh my gosh. What does Valentina say? Oh my gosh. This is terrifying.

[02:12:29]This is nuts.

[02:12:33]I mean, she's fine so far. She's good.

[02:12:37]Valentina, you're a Okay, we're back.

[02:12:40]We're out of orbit, it says. Uhoh. Whoa.

[02:12:44]You guys see that?

[02:12:48]Wait, do I do the Maybe I could do the air bra.

[02:12:54]Oh my gosh, it's o they're they're overheating. I'm trying to use the air brakes to slow down. Oh my gosh, guys.

[02:13:01]Guys, guys, things are overheating.

[02:13:06]>> At H4 CKL0 RD1X1X1 says, "Do you got a license for that plane?"

[02:13:16]Hey, we're >> 915 Sean says, "Just went out for fresh air. I'll be right back."

[02:13:25]>> Okay, relax, relax, stay calm. Okay, we're good.

[02:13:32]We're good.

[02:13:35]All right, we're I mean, we're back in business, folks. How about that?

[02:13:41]How about that?

[02:13:45]We're at Billy Bob 0976 says I think we're falling.

[02:14:00]We're like not going to make it to what?

[02:14:02]What happened?

[02:14:10]Uhoh. We have Okay. Okay. Uh, this is not good.

[02:14:21]This isn't good. We're landing in the water.

[02:14:32]Valentina might be in trouble.

[02:14:36]She may be in trouble.

[02:14:41]I'm uh I'm in 2x speed.

[02:14:47]We have We don't have any fuel. We have a little bit of fuel. We don't have fuel. Do a sole landing. That's crazy.

[02:14:59]Okay. Um, we're just gonna we're just gonna glide like this.

[02:15:07]>> At Billy Bob 0976 says, "Roll the credits."

[02:15:11]>> That's crazy. That is crazy.

[02:15:16]Beautiful view though. Beautiful view.

[02:15:19]Am I right? Am I right?

[02:15:25]Okay, we're we're going down a little bit.

[02:15:30]I don't I don't like that >> Alihasia says bro almost had a Colombia disaster on re-entry.

[02:15:40]>> The challenger.

[02:15:45]That's what one would call it.

[02:15:47]Okay, let's uh we're going to do a little dip so we can get some horizontal speed. Um in a minute.

[02:16:00]Stall. I don't want to stall right now.

[02:16:06]I do not want to stall at H4 CKL0 RD1X1X1 says taking us to MC Donald's right now or else >> or else what is there any islands nearby Valentina is going to die out here this is crazy there's nothing there's Are we in the freaking Bermuda Triangle Could she have not landed in a worse place?

[02:16:36]She's literally looking around. She's looking around right now like, "What on earth am I What on earth am I going to do?"

[02:16:45]Okay.

[02:16:47]All right. Stay calm. This is the moment.

[02:16:54]I'm nervous.

[02:16:56]We could we could technically put the landing gear out to maybe take a a part of the hit. Or should I not? Because that would actually just I don't know.

[02:17:05]Here I'm Oh, this is it. This is it, folks. This is it.

[02:17:12]Here we go. Brace for landing. Brace.

[02:17:14]Brace. Brace.

[02:17:20]Brace.

[02:17:26]She lives. She lives another day.

[02:17:30]She lives another day. Oh my gosh.

[02:17:33]Oh my gosh.

[02:17:39]Oh wow.

[02:17:42]She lives another day.

[02:17:47]Get on the freaking Get on the wing this time.

[02:17:53]Oh my gosh.

[02:17:57]He's going to get recovered.

[02:18:03]There we go.

[02:18:07]Wow. Incredible.

[02:18:12]There we go.

[02:18:15]She lives.

[02:18:17]Woohoo. Woohoo.

[02:18:23]Oh my gosh. She's like, "Where is anything?

[02:18:51]Wait, what's happening?

[02:18:54]You falling over. Get up.

[02:18:58]What are we on the freaking interstellar planet? Are there going to Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are we having Oh my gosh. There's literal waves that are crashing us. The freaking The right wing fell off.

[02:19:14]Oh my gosh. Okay.

[02:19:16]Okay.

[02:19:21]We are doing another We're going to do another landing attempt.

[02:19:32]Hold on. I need to get that. I don't know why it doesn't let me do multiple at a time.

[02:19:37]Recover. Good news is that Valentina survived.

[02:19:42]She survived.

[02:19:51]We'll do the runway again. Okay.

[02:19:54]I feel like we could land this way. We could do more parachutes. Should we do more parachutes?

[02:20:07]The more parachutes the better as they say.

[02:20:18]Could just do this like No, I just want to line up there. Fine. Whatever.

[02:20:32]add more fuel. Why does it say each time that like we only have half of our supply? Why is Why is that? Can someone tell me?

[02:20:51]Didn't make a rocket and get into orbit.

[02:20:53]We already did that.

[02:21:02]Uh uh. Okay.

[02:21:07]I don't know. I think the Mark 6 we we adjusted the parachute. So I guess Mark it's now Mark 7. Went from six to seven, you know.

[02:21:38]M.

[02:21:48]Okay.

[02:21:51]All right, let's um let's launch the Mark 7 with more parachutes.

[02:21:58]Uh this needs I think we're going to adjust this gear to be Whoops. Not what I meant to do here. Let's turn off the snapping. Bring it up more because we want more of a pitch.

[02:22:18]All right, here we go, guys. We already did a rocket. I'm not doing a rocket.

[02:22:23]Literally watch half of the stream.

[02:22:26]We've been streaming for two and a half hours.

[02:22:30]Okay, Mark 7.

[02:22:34]Beautiful day. Little glossy, little wet on the runway. That's okay. We are launching Mark 7 to take off and land on the runway. No damage whatsoever. In three, two, one.

[02:23:04]>> 96 says, "Let's play the JFM track."

[02:23:10]>> I can't even hear anything. I'm so sorry.

[02:23:14]You want JFM to be played? I can't even hear JFM when it's playing.

[02:23:20]Oh, look at what a beautiful day.

[02:23:23]This is a great plane.

[02:23:26]Great plane.

[02:23:34]Oh yeah.

[02:23:36]Okay, we're going to do a little corkcrew here.

[02:23:44]Look at that view. That's right. That's right, Desdua.

[02:23:51]Okay. Thank you, Jen.

[02:23:56]Appreciate you.

[02:24:01]All right, we are coming in for a landing. Simple landing. There we go.

[02:24:06]Valentina, you're the best Kerman there's ever been. the most daredevilish.

[02:24:16]Okay, landing gear out, brakes on.

[02:24:22]Beautiful lineup. Everyone say it.

[02:24:23]Beautiful lineup.

[02:24:26]Okay, here we go. This is the moment.

[02:24:28]This is it. After all of our work, this is it.

[02:24:34]The Jaden Space Agency landing the Ryan Gosling Mark 7 right now. I never thought those words would come out of my mouth.

[02:24:47]Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We didn't make it.

[02:24:51]Valentina.

[02:24:58]She's alive.

[02:25:00]She's alive.

[02:25:02]Okay, let's just try that again. Let's just try that again. Valentina said just do it again. I'm ready.

[02:25:11]I'm ready. Trash lineup. That was a pretty good lineup. I was just a little early cuz the air brakes were a little more aggressive than I thought they were going to be. All right, here we go. Take two. Ryan Gosling Mark 7.

[02:25:28]Here we go.

[02:25:30]Beautiful.

[02:25:36]Absolutely gorgeous.

[02:25:40]Incredible maneuvering.

[02:25:50]What was that?

[02:26:03]Okay, here we go. Are you guys ready?

[02:26:14]Going to do a little bit of thrust to get us. You know what? It's going to be a little tight turn.

[02:26:26]pitch is struggling a little, not going to lie.

[02:26:33]Okay, got to give us a little bit of velocity, a little bit of power or we're not going to make it. Landing gear out. I'm going to You know what I'm going to do?

[02:26:52]I'm gonna I'm gonna get us like really close.

[02:27:00]Okay, here we go. Beautiful.

[02:27:05]Beautiful.

[02:27:07]Fully disconnected.

[02:27:09]Okay, here we go. We're good. We're good. We're good. Let it glide for a minute.

[02:27:16]Air brakes on. Oh my gosh. This is it.

[02:27:20]This is it. Please, no. Please, no. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. No damage. No damage.

[02:27:28]Oh my gosh. There we go. There we go. Oh my gosh.

[02:27:36]Didn't say on the runway, but we landed with no damage whatsoever. How about that? Random. Round of applause.

[02:27:45]Round of applause.

[02:27:48]The Jaden Space Agency wins again.

[02:27:53]How incredible is that? We love to see it.

[02:28:00]We did it.

[02:28:06]Can we take right back off? Yes. Oh my gosh. How about that?

[02:28:12]How about that?

[02:28:16]Absolutely incredible.

[02:28:23]Valentina, you crazy girl.

[02:28:42]Oh yeah.

[02:28:52]Struggling to turn a little cuz it's so intense of a turn.

[02:29:00]All right. Might have to do a little counter here.

[02:29:05]Oh. Oh. Hey yo, sorry about that.

[02:29:14]Okay, little jump scare. We love jump scares.

[02:29:18]Everyone say it. You hear the Jaden Space Agency, the JSA.

[02:29:24]We love a couple jump scares here and there.

[02:29:28]Okay.

[02:29:34]Absolutely gorgeous.

[02:29:36]Gorgeous. Just let it just let it drop.

[02:29:41]Let it drop. Oh my gosh.

[02:29:48]Oh my gosh. There we go. There it is.

[02:29:52]There it is. We did it. We freaking did it. Oh my gosh.

[02:29:59]There we go.

[02:30:02]Oh my gosh.

[02:30:04]How about that?

[02:30:09]Oh my gosh, that is nuts. We freaking did it. We freaking did it. We got a rocket in orbit and we made a fully functioning, highly maneuverable rocket plane that has safely landed back on the runway. How about that? How about that? Two accomplishments today.

[02:30:33]Two accomplishments.

[02:30:35]The next one, what would be the next ones? There's There's always the idea of docking into space. We could get a satellite up there with lots of fuel and then have it be a uh docking space station to refuel and then to the moon. That's the next big one. I will say in the 10 plus years that I've had Kerbal Space Program, I've never landed on the moon. I've never landed on the moon. But we will uh save that for next time. If you guys enjoyed this, if you want to see me play more Kerbal Space Program, thought this could be fun. We'll see. Comment, like, and subscribe. Share the video when it fully comes out. And I'll see you guys next time.

[02:31:19]See you guys later.

[02:31:22]Freaking bimbos.