The A-Team Faces The Firing Squad | The A-Team

Added: 2026-05-24

[00:00:04]That's the lodge arriving now. Had to pick someone else up. This must be visitors day. Captain Paul Stellini is the last rise and offer absolution.

[00:00:39]BA, what are you going to have for your last meal?

[00:00:42]>> What?

[00:00:43]>> Your last meal? See, I'm I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to have, and I thought >> Yeah, you crazy. You starting to sound just like Murdoch. I ain't having no last meal. Well, >> you have to have a last meal. It's tradition. See, I'm I'm wondering if maybe I should have something I really love or uh maybe it'd be better to have something I've never tried before.

[00:01:04]>> You can have whatever you want and mine, too. I ain't having no last meal.

[00:01:09]>> Well, then you realize, of course, that the uh last meal you had will end up being your last meal.

[00:01:19]>> He's got a point there. A >> instead of agreeing with them, Hannibal, you're supposed to be coming up with a plan that don't include us to have a last meal.

[00:01:27]>> I'm working on it.

[00:01:29]>> Good.

[00:01:31]>> But uh you might give some thought to an appetizer.

[00:01:35]>> Might I suggest the do with lemon butter and capers? Marie and Twinette swore by it.

[00:01:42]>> I don't believe it.

[00:01:44]>> You are forgiven. We haven't got much time.

[00:01:49]Keep your hands away from your body and don't move.

[00:01:52]Then how do I get my hands away from my body?

[00:02:02]>> 7 days a week, 365 days a week.

[00:02:04]>> I don't prefer to be a psychiatrist.

[00:02:06]>> And if you don't get through, that just means that you won't get the opportunity. I'll send him a show right away >> to try without any obligation whatsoever to anybody else. Our new part of Mr. >> Complimentary going back to the VA hospital. How did you know that Father Stellini was no longer inhabiting this itty bitty body?

[00:02:18]>> Because luckily the cleaning lady forgot her glasses and returned to the rectory to find Father Stellini in the bathroom where you locked him with a neat little bump on his noggin.

[00:02:26]>> I believe it was right here. See, it was right here.

[00:02:30]>> I believe >> the launch has arrived, sir, with Father Stellini.

[00:02:33]>> Fine. That shouldn't take more than an hour. Murdoch can go back in the same boat.

[00:02:49]I understand you are a troubled man.

[00:02:53]I forgive you.

[00:02:56]Father, >> yes, it's all right, my son.

[00:03:05]>> Sergeant, >> take father's leaders to the prisoners.

[00:03:09]>> Bless you. Stay with him. Stay with him.

[00:03:11]>> Bless you. Bless you.

[00:03:26]>> Captain Underwood told me to stay with you. These men are very sharp.

[00:03:31]>> Obviously not that sharp or you and I wouldn't have jobs this morning.

[00:03:36]Just a little black humor.

[00:03:55]What happened to Murdoch?

[00:03:57]>> He's back there shuffling the half deck for those guys. He figured to be on the lookout for some kind of move, so he threw Murdoch at him so they wouldn't pay attention to me. Murdoch figured no one looks for the old double Frammis.

[00:04:08]It's a movie blood packet. Now, you can't mess with protection under this.

[00:04:11]So, when it goes off, it may burn a little. So, bite your tongue after you swallow this.

[00:04:19]But don't do that until just before they fire.

[00:04:35]Frankie, even if this doesn't work. Thanks.

[00:04:40]>> Save it. It'll work, my son.

[00:05:09]Good morning, Padre. How you doing?

[00:05:12]>> As well as one can under the circumstances. Are these the instruments to be used?

[00:05:17]>> Yeah, they have to be loaded.

[00:05:18]>> The men don't load their own weapons.

[00:05:21]>> Not for an execution. You see, not all the rounds are live, so no one actually knows who does or does not fire the killing shots.

[00:05:29]>> How humane.

[00:05:32]>> Sergeant, do you have an extra smoke?

[00:05:35]>> Oh, sure, Padre. All I have is these cancer sticks without filters. But I figure you got to go for it. And why not go with Gusto?

[00:05:44]>> Ain't it the truth?

[00:05:46]>> Damn. Sorry. I mean, um, >> that's all right. We're all a little nervous this morning.

[00:05:54]>> I have more matches.

[00:05:58]>> I'll be right back. Gil should have some.

[00:06:15]>> Have you seen Father Selini?

[00:06:17]>> Yes, sir. He's in here with me.

[00:06:18]>> Well, let's get in gear, Sergeant. We're not running a tour service. were executing the prisoners this morning.

[00:06:22]>> Yes, sir. I was looking for some matches for the father.

[00:06:28]>> Father, you're light.

[00:06:31]>> Oh, yes, of course. Right.

[00:06:34]>> Time to be going, father. I don't wish to run behind.

[00:06:38]>> I'm sure the prisoners wouldn't mind if you did.

[00:06:42]>> Bless you.

[00:06:56]You make the switch. Okay.

[00:06:58]>> It'll sound better, I think. Or I hope pursuant to the findings of the general court marshal who convened at Fort Owen, California on 18th August 1986 and having been found guilty of the charge of murder and all specifications there too and having been approved by the convening authority, the sentence of death by firing squad to be imposed on John Smith, Colonel, US Army. Timon Pek, first lieutenant, US Army, and BA Barakus, Sergeant, US Army, is hereby ordered to take place at the United States Army Correctional Facility at Barrier Island, California.

[00:08:15]PRESENT.

[00:08:39]AH, Respiration and heartbeat are stabilized. They're actually starting to come too.

[00:09:58]>> Oh, just like I dreamed it would be.

[00:10:02]>> Welcome, Lieutenant.

[00:10:04]>> Oh, no. They sent me downstairs, didn't they?

[00:10:07]>> Don't be alarmed about your disorientation. It's just the side effects from the uh drug that you swallowed and having your respiratory system depressed. Ah.

[00:10:29]It's good to see you here, brother. I never THOUGHT I'D BE GLAD TO SEE YOU.