What if Makeup were Human

Added: 2026-06-03

[00:00:00]Which one should I choose?

[00:00:03]Pick me. Pick me. Oh, I hope she picks me.

[00:00:09]Yeah.

[00:00:10]Woah.

[00:00:13]Hey, she's not going to pick us now.

[00:00:16]Your turn.

[00:00:18]Woah.

[00:00:20]Okay, see you.

[00:00:22]What happened to the other lipstick? Hey guys, it it was just an accident. I didn't want it red anyway. I'm an accident.

[00:00:30]Welcome to Evie's bag.

[00:00:34]Oh, pimple.

[00:00:38]A pimple patch.

[00:00:39]>> No need to fear, foundation is here.

[00:00:47]Pimple panic stops now.

[00:00:50]What are you going to do?

[00:00:54]You're not getting through me. I hope this works.

[00:00:58]CAN'T HOLD THEM BACK.

[00:01:02]I ALWAYS COME BACK.

[00:01:07]I'M BREAKING OUT. FOUNDATION.

[00:01:11]YES, it's up to me.

[00:01:17]Pimple patches.

[00:01:29]That'll cover up the drama.

[00:01:31]Yay, all in a day's work.

[00:01:35]Time to do my lashes.

[00:01:38]Mascara's up next. Mhm, you're right. I never get picked.

[00:01:47]Extensions?

[00:01:51]How about this?

[00:01:52]Dust protection, built-in feature.

[00:02:02]>> Nope.

[00:02:05]You'll regret this.

[00:02:13]Just what I needed.

[00:02:19]I look good.

[00:02:21]Just here to help.

[00:02:25]KIMMY'S BACK. DIDN'T EXPECT THIS.

[00:02:37]STOP STEALING MY PATCHES.

[00:02:41]YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE RIGHT SHADE.

[00:02:47]KIM, what are you doing here? Uh, nothing.

[00:02:51]GET THE HELP.

[00:02:54]I'M BACK.

[00:02:55]I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

[00:03:04]MM, SO CLEAN.

[00:03:08]THERE, back to normal. I'm so glad you're back.

[00:03:17]Wow.

[00:03:19]They look just like us. What? Why does Kimmy need two of us? She doesn't.

[00:03:27]Bye.

[00:03:29]Old makeup, I don't need you anymore.

[00:03:32]KIMMY, DON'T. GOODBYE.

[00:03:43]IT WAS all a dream?

[00:03:47]So glad we're not in the trash.

[00:03:49]Won't we end up there eventually?

[00:03:53]No, no, never.

[00:04:03]Oh, my stomach hurts.

[00:04:10]No one can stop me.

[00:04:13]You look terrible, Max. Here you go, Max. Peppermint will help settle your stomach.

[00:04:20]Yeah.

[00:04:22]You're back for more?

[00:04:25]What? What?

[00:04:27]I'VE GOT YOUR STOMACH.

[00:04:32]HE'S DOWN. QUICK.

[00:04:36]WOW, THANKS, PEPPERMINT.

[00:04:39]Let's end this.

[00:04:43]1 2 3 AND THE WINNER BY KNOCKOUT STOMACH.

[00:04:51]SPICY RAMEN.

[00:04:56]NOW THIS FEELS LIKE HOME.

[00:04:59]SPICY, SPICY.

[00:05:03]I JUST NEED SOME WATER.

[00:05:10]STOMACH, STOP.

[00:05:12]A LITTLE SPLASH WON'T STOP ME.

[00:05:18]WELL, THE WATER'S NOT WORKING. UH MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE FRIDGE.

[00:05:24]Uh hopefully this works.

[00:05:28]Got milk?

[00:05:30]You think you can put OUT MY FLAME?

[00:05:37]YOU CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE.

[00:05:42]Much better.

[00:05:43]Mhm, just need some ketchup.

[00:05:47]Here we go.

[00:05:48]Oh, whoa, WHOA.

[00:05:50]GOT YOU.

[00:05:54]I SHOULD HAVE SHAKEN THE BOTTLE.

[00:06:00]OH, let's try this one more time.

[00:06:03]Oh, I think I'm going to be sick.

[00:06:09]Oh, see, don't spray it.

[00:06:13]You want some garlic bread?

[00:06:15]Try some. Have a bite. Ew, no, your breath smells awful. Oh, but what do you I just need some fresh air.

[00:06:25]Who needs her? Oh, maybe some gum will help.

[00:06:36]Hey, Cat.

[00:06:37]End of the line.

[00:06:39]TAKE THAT.

[00:06:40]GET AWAY.

[00:06:44]OKAY, YOU'RE BACK.

[00:06:45]MUCH BETTER.

[00:06:52]I'm free.

[00:06:55]Oh, I can't do this. What? Wait. It's okay, you still GOT ME.

[00:07:01]>> UH, NO.

[00:07:05]YOU KNOW, TOO MUCH CANDY is bad for your teeth. You should really be careful, you know.

[00:07:11]Oh, it's not that bad.

[00:07:15]Oh, so many empty candies for my health.

[00:07:20]This will be my greatest masterpiece.

[00:07:25]AH, WHY DO MY TEETH HURT? Good this time, though. This could be nice.

[00:07:34]Ah.

[00:07:35]Ah.

[00:07:39]Oh, no, my tooth.

[00:07:42]That's it, We're going to the dentist.

[00:07:44]>> Oh.

[00:07:47]Oh, man. I'm hungry.

[00:07:52]What in the library?

[00:07:54]Oops. Sorry.

[00:07:58]Stop! Fresh air.

[00:08:02]Mhm. What's all that ruckus? Mhm.

[00:08:05]Just studying. I just need to be more careful.

[00:08:14]1 2 3 THAT'S IT. ALL RIGHT. YOU NEED TO LEAVE.

[00:08:26]Come on. You need to leave.

[00:08:30]Mhm. This dinner is amazing.

[00:08:33]Oh, what's wrong with your teeth?

[00:08:35]>> Huh? Look.

[00:08:37]Oh, no. Ah, I love my new home.

[00:08:40]>> I got to get the broccoli out.

[00:08:44]All right. Uh Give me Give me that.

[00:08:51]Nice try.

[00:08:54]OH, NO. DON'T WORRY. I think I've got something.

[00:08:59]Here. Try this, Max. Well, I hope this works.

[00:09:04]Uh Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

[00:09:13]This mouth ain't big enough for the two of us. Looks like it's the hard way.

[00:09:18]AH GET BACK IN YOUR HOME.

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[00:09:30]Bye.

[00:09:31]>> Bye.

[00:09:35]>> Mamma Mamma Mamma Mamma Mamma Mamma Mamma