Memorial Day was originally organized by formerly enslaved black Americans in 1865, who exhumed Union soldiers from a Confederate mass grave to give them a proper dignified burial, marking the first people to create this tradition of honoring military personnel.
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>> Hope you had a great Memorial Day. God bless the troops. I'll say it. Nobody else will.
>> Oh yeah. God bless the troops.
>> God bless the troops. You know the first people from Memorial Day. Do you know the history? Anybody?
>> Yeah.
>> The blacks.
>> What about the blacks?
>> They they made up Memorial Day when they came back from the war. They were like, "Hey man, we want to celebrate." Well, I would have guessed Hispanics if we're going to say a fiesta of some sort, but to the blacks for sure.
>> How you like those little >> Memorial Day was brought to us by the black people.
>> Black people.
>> Fact check that, Christine.
>> Black people.
>> I saw the same Tik Tok.
>> All right, whatever. Christine, you know what sucks about you >> is your You have no influencing ability.
You should have been a lawyer. Okay. Or a producer. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. You did good, Christine.
>> It is a Tik Tok. It is. I'm sure is the same T, but it looks like Tik Tok is correct.
>> Uh it was formed by uh or organized by formerly enslaved black Americans.
That's right. 1865.
>> That's right.
>> They exumed Union soldiers from a mass grave of the Confederate camp to give them a proper dignified barrel. So, it was still kind of slave work, unfortunately.
>> Well, I mean, they had to do the get it.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, the time we've changed.
>> He goes, "No, we're gonna we're gonna learn our lesson after this part." Yeah.
>> I'm not digging all these bodies up.
>> I love Memorial Day. I love it. I love it. I love when we we shout out the troops.
>> I love it. I love the troops, man.
>> You're such a Memorial Day [ __ ] >> dude.
I love it. I actually spent all weekend watching a god. A hour documentary on Teddy Roosevelt.
>> You spent a whole weekend watching a 1-hour documentary.
>> It wasn't one hour. It was not an hour.
>> You just said that.
>> No, it was hours. I'm sorry. Hours.
>> The Roosevelts.
>> The R Dude, it What a One of the best presidents ever. What a cool president.
first rockstar president by the way.
>> What does that mean?
>> Um, >> like a shred.
>> No, like you know Kennedy, Obama, they were kind of rock stars like they just showed up to see him speak. He was the first he he's the the bully pulpit. He invented that. Just going out in front of a crowd and standing on a table and talking. He he actually named the White House the White House. Wasn't named the White House until that. Sounds racist.
>> The Executive House. He was a little racist. He did not stick up for the blacks that much.
>> You know, >> black guy no good.
>> Well, Jacob, I don't say it that way.
Like a baby racist.
>> Black guy [ __ ] >> On the street. Black guy [ __ ] >> Oh, God. Jacob.
>> It doesn't sound good.
>> I don't like it. Fantastic. Dude, >> I was uh I was in New Orleans this weekend.
>> Dude, I'm on stage. Didn't even know it.
I'm on stage at the Howling Wolf. Great time. Love the Love New Orleans.
>> Was a cool venue. Great venue. Uh, both venues. Uh, Crescent Theater was amazing.
>> Saw your clips.
>> Uh, and then I'm on stage and as soon as I come off, I mean, great crowd, a lot of Bonfire fans. There was one dude showed up. They had Melissa and Hot Chopalopoulos shirts on. Oh.
>> Which was hilarious.
>> I don't know how they chose to spell Chopalopoulos.
>> Uh, I know. Oh, no. It's Hey, Melissa, not Hot Chopalos. Marshmallows and Hey Melissa. Okay.
>> Yeah. Um, Hot Chopalopoulos. You're taking You're throwing a dart at that spelling.
>> Oh, God. I just spell it.
>> His wife.
>> H O P A L O P.
>> Chop.
>> Chopalopolis.
>> O L.
>> L. There it is.
>> It isopolis.
>> It is now and forever. Chopalopolis.
>> C H O P A. Choa L O P. Lopolith.
>> Chop lopolis.
>> Chopalopolis.
>> Chopalopolis. I think I got it. I think I got it. Dude, his wife was in the front row with the best cans I've ever seen.
>> Oh, God. I >> ever >> They were just my type of can, you know what I mean? The big juicy natural fatties.
>> Blue veins.
>> Yeah. A couple on the inside, you know what I mean? But she did tan to get a, you know, most of them out. But oh god, did I I just want I >> I have a hard time not just grab doing just sticking your hand like I the intrusive thoughts.
>> Mhm.
>> You know what I When you see a chicken in a tank top, like a tube top, I can't be around him. I got to walk away.
>> Really?
>> I just want to pull it down.
>> That is intrusive thoughts. I would never even No, I've never had an intrusive thought like that.
>> I love that. Tube top to me is just begging for >> never slapped a strange woman's ass or grabbed a woman's ass or >> you don't know her waist or she missing.
>> No. Um >> they just got there to start harassing women more.
>> Yeah, you do. You got to give them >> They take it.
>> They They used to.
>> They're so willing to take it. seems.
>> Um, no, if you go to my Instagram, they have her titties on it. It's so good.
They're so juicy. Um, but then I'm on stage at the the the Howling Wolf and as soon as I walk off, they're like, "Did you see it?" I'm like, "What? You didn't see it?" I'm like, "What are you [ __ ] you talking about?" A a rat. I guess like a two-foot rat ran.
>> That's called something else. Like a nutria?
>> No, it wasn't a nutrient. It was just a big theater rat. New Orleans theater rat.
>> It's a notori.
>> When I was running when I was on stage, it just ran right behind me and everybody saw it and nobody said [ __ ] to me. Nobody said [ __ ] It ran and it was like this big. Like that big. And it just ran behind me and ran off stage right in the middle of my set. And I'm up there going marshmallows.
>> I thank God if I would have saw it, I would have uh ended the show.
>> Oh, you don't? Oh, really? Chronic across the stage.
>> It ran right behind me.
>> I'll never stop thinking about it.
>> Those are nice jugs, huh?
>> The pink purple dress here. Pink dress.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Those are big fat titties.
>> I mean, front row, right? Those are big fat doug dugs.
>> Those are gnats. You think >> I asked her natural titties, man? You could tell.
>> Yeah, >> you could tell they're I mean, God, I like boobs, man. I got to stop taking >> statement.
I'm edgy today, kid. I'm going on the edge.
>> He goes, "God, you know what, dude? [ __ ] the world. I love tits.
>> I love big boobs.
>> [ __ ] the world, dude. Shows were all great.
>> Shows were great. A lot of Bonfire fans came out. Was great. I uh I made a bunch of gig posters for these shows. Just, you know, little 25.
>> Mhm.
>> And I was like, listen, take one, give what you want. I don't care if >> donation based.
>> I just you do give what you want. I don't you if you if you can't have no money, just grab it. I'll sign it. I don't care. I don't I don't need to I don't need to gouge. I like that though.
>> I do too, man. It's >> That's what uh Dylan does with the stickers.
>> Yeah. Didn't you tell me to do it?
>> Um Well, I may have told you that's what Dylan does.
>> I don't know. Yeah. Well, yeah. I just made uh gig posters for these venues. I had an artist do it. Really good artist I found who found me on the internet and he's great and uh it's cool. I like it.
>> You make a limited amount or did you make a ton?
>> 25. Just made 25.
>> That's smart.
>> That's it. 25. And uh what you want?
>> Um yeah, they're all gone. And look, >> I guess you can't say sold down when you tell people they could have them for free. If you're going to only make 25, maybe sell them all for sure. If you're going to make like uh, you know, 400 prints.
>> I actually had 15 left each night.
>> Anyway, you want to post her?
>> You can make it personally up to you, Jacob, if you'd like.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, >> good good weekend. No sex, no nothing.
Does that usually >> I'm on the cusp of cheating.
>> Yeah, you're right there.
>> Don't look at me, Christine.
>> You're like right there.
>> Yeah. Why don't you get somebody for me so we can keep it cute? Why don't you get one of your [ __ ] weird friends from California that likes a little [ __ ] like Kama Sutra [ __ ] You probably know one of those weird yoga commas find the mail G-spot dudes.
>> I think most of her uh uh old LA friends were used to be [ __ ] >> Yeah, get one of your [ __ ] to come over for the weekend.
>> I don't know if they're [ __ ] now. Let me just hang out and see what happens.
You keep your trap shut. I'll go downstairs to Jay's studio.
>> I think they're reformed [ __ ] >> Reformed.
>> Reformed.
>> Oh, reform. Nothing better than break one of those shaky [ __ ] >> Oh, maybe.
>> Yeah, >> that's not a bad idea.
>> Yeah. Well, yeah. [ __ ] yeah.
>> Okay, I like it now.
>> Um, watch.
>> What got you on the cusp this weekend?
Those big fat huge titties. Cuz she had a guy with her.
>> She did. And the guy's huge and he's a really great guy. Both those guys are awesome and they're fans of the show and fans of mine. And I love you for coming out, but you should have, if you're a real fan, you would if you let me see one of those. One one. Uh, >> no. A real fan will let you suck on one of them while she jacks you off.
>> Mhm. Now we're talking.
Now we're opening up.
>> And then I ask you this, Bobby. Is that even cheating?
>> I don't know what's cheating. I don't I >> sucking one jug while you get beat off with a with this grip where where her thumb and finger are bashing into your body.
>> Not cheating. That's more of a massage.
>> Yeah. It's just keeping you straight on the road.
>> Yeah. I think uh you know I'm going to start injecting D my testosterone.
>> Well, you going to start making out with someone with a mustache?
>> Yeah.
>> Try to get some back hair on that girl.
Um >> well, anyways, they they were really really cool. Both venues were cool. Fan showed up. Had a blast. Except for that rat. The rat [ __ ] me up. I I just don't like that they didn't Someone didn't scream. I guess they're used to it.
>> Oh, it's just a rat. Yeah, but it was Dude, it's this big.
>> Yeah, >> it's not even a mouse. It's a >> uh I >> There it is right there on the They actually have a video of it. They put it up.
>> I I went out to eat only in one place uh in New Orleans with um like the BS crew people.
>> Uhhuh.
>> To get the I tried the Gator that was really good in that restaurant. um like a rat ran straight through it on the floor and if I was alone that would have been it. I'd have left immediately. Food ordered and everything. I just immediately would have left.
>> You would have left. I I >> Everybody else wanted to stay.
>> I went to gumbo. I went for gumbo and uh Yeah, there's a rat right there. Look at it. Now, if >> Oh, jeez.
>> Look at that thing, dude. It's flying, too.
>> It runs right along the bottom.
>> It's right there. And if you do a perspective to the chair, it's this big.
>> Oh, I see him moving. Yeah.
>> Oh, god.
>> That's disgusting.
>> We're at the I wanted to get gumbo, right? Cuz when I first went to New Orleans, I got gumbo. I went down to be whatever that street is.
>> Did you bring some back for the rat?
>> But I uh I I was like, I want I want gumbo cuz I kind of trashed New Orleans a long time ago when I went to the cuz it was like seafood gum. I don't know.
It was just watery gumbo. I didn't like it. Then I went back with Nick Depalo, you know, Mark Norman, you know, you gota you got to try it again. It has the best food in the world. You like Boston with a bunch of, you know, racist [ __ ] Irish people. Ham, you guys, whatever he said.
>> 35 seconds of uninterrupted Mark Norman.
34 35.
>> Um, >> so, um, I'm in I'm in the restaurant.
He's, "Oh, we're going to take you to the best gumbo in." So, we walk to this place. We go there. Shitty old been there for, you know, you know, vampire stat, you know, [ __ ] a young man in there once. That type of thing.
>> Wait a second. Does Bobby now have the throat gurgles? Do you have the Jacob throw gurgles?
>> No.
>> No.
>> Microphone maybe.
>> So, uh, it might have been a gurgle. I I gurgle once in a while. I've been known to gurgle.
>> Um, >> are you hearing that?
>> I am hearing that.
>> That's not me.
>> It's coming from your microphone.
>> It's from the mic, not from my It's from the mic.
>> It's not me.
>> Weird.
>> Yeah, it's not me.
>> Oh, great news. Bobby's mic now has a permanent ripple. Thank you, SiriusXM.
Dude, a [ __ ] cockroach came out. But not the big ones, like the water bugs, which I'm >> more fine with. I guess it's the little ones.
>> The little ones are the ones that bother me. The >> Well, that means there's an infestation.
>> Yeah. Which means it's in the food. And then you eat gumbo, which you don't know what the [ __ ] in gumbo. The word gumbo means I don't [ __ ] know. I think I think that's French, right? But I don't what the [ __ ] know what's in here.
>> Bobby McGurgle's killing me now. Could anybody who's listening live call into the show right now and tell us if you hear that gurgle going out live over the air if it is seriously something should be [ __ ] ashamed of themselves and fix the microphones there.
>> Yeah, it makes you sound like a dog.
>> Yeah, it sounds like you have like a [ __ ] It sounds We're all like sitting here like fat breathing.
>> Well, we are.
>> Hey, we're not gurgling that too.
>> Let me try something.
Try this mic.
>> I'm afraid I'm >> It's the processing on the microphones.
>> Good, good, good. L just opened up.
>> All right.
>> Wow.
>> Is the gurgle there anymore?
>> The gurgle is not here.
>> Do I possibly have a better setup in my home?
>> Yes.
>> Than satellite Sirius XM >> 100%.
>> Yeah.
>> What the [ __ ] >> You do.
>> It's working now.
>> It's working now.
>> Oh, yeah. We blasted high frequency through there. Reset the whole thing.
>> Fantastic. Fantastic.
Um, I was in Austin all weekend.
>> It looked like I was following you. I follow you. I follow you on Instagram.
>> I don't post anything on Instagram.
>> Well, there was a couple photos from the club.
>> Oh, >> and you looked uh looked like you're having a blast.
>> Um, yeah. No, it was nice. I >> Guy takes great photos, too, man. Troy, >> they were Oh my god. There was a photo of you being cute on the wall. I wish you did that for our photo shoot.
>> Troy, >> which you opened up for the Sirius XM photo shoot. photo shoot didn't have a [ __ ] fog machine behind me and music and dim lighting.
>> We had uh three people who I thought were on air talent that were taking our pictures. I didn't know the other photographers here. I was like, "Why is this other radio host taking our picture?" Oh, okay. That's an in-house photographer. No clue.
>> Mhm.
>> Um and in a bright white lit room.
>> Yeah.
>> No energy whatsoever.
>> Well, Christine, make a note. Fog machine. Bar rock and roll music. Next time, next contract with taking new photos. And we have to because we're all thin.
>> Yeah. He shows uh up Troy and Yeah.
starts the hallway starts getting red lighting to it. It's all this cool stuff. It's >> awesome.
>> So yeah, >> you look great.
>> It is easier to do that. But yeah, he does great pictures for you.
>> So good.
>> But um it's a lot being down there, man.
It's like a lot. It's a lot to also the whole Gas Digital crew was down there >> for uh they did the half hour tapings over the creek in the cave, >> right?
>> That went great. Uh but that was going so everyone was out there from that and then it's just Austin so D Roza K you know Tone everybody we have friends there all so the butterlys now and stuff so it's just like uh it's a lot to be down there. Yeah.
>> Yeah. It's a lot. Yeah.
>> Irish goodbye every night.
>> I love that.
>> I Irish goodbye at some point from some place.
>> You just leave. I go I got to [ __ ] any anytime I so I have to [ __ ] I'm going back to my room.
>> Oh yeah. Well, it was funny. We went to like I guess like a place that they all go to down there and uh I don't want to shoot the place.
I don't know if I'm supposed to do that, but it was like >> No, it's just like some place. It's definitely It's so not my scene at all.
When you walk through, it's like a full-on nightclub like bubbles and and girls with their asses out and dancing on like it's not a strip club, you know, but dancing up on little stages.
>> Yeah. Everything's uh everything's bright purple, you know, or uh black light purple and the bottle service and all that stuff. And then everyone hangs out in the back bar.
>> Oh, that's what Tony's joint.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. D. Rosa.
>> You went >> No, I I was I I was talking to D. Roer and he says that he goes to this bar and there's a back room and Tony goes back there and everybody with Tony and they kind of hang out and get VIPs >> because the owners are everybody's friends, >> right? Yeah. The owner. I I I can't remember his name, but I know that everyone keeps telling me he's a billionaire.
>> It's a lot of money.
>> And then he came over in a in a Kith sweater vest, New York Yankees logo on it with uh with like a very like, you know, pretty young haircut also. And I'll say also as myself, similar haircut, I'd say. But he was just like uh and you know, everything was just like nice. I don't even know if he's Russian or what, but it was the it was so loud and the energy was so that he was like he brings over like girls in like little cocktail dresses and stuff to be like, "Ladies, these are the these are the guys or whatever." And like they're like, "Hi, hi." And >> and then that night that happened about 15 minutes into being there and then as soon as those two go that's the that's the perfect [ __ ] Lewis distraction. I right away was like, "Hi, hi, nice to meet you." And then Louis was like, "Ladies, blah blah blah."
[ __ ] dipped right out.
>> I hate that they they try to make uh Austin Prague, you know what I mean?
>> Oh yeah, it's f.
>> Let's make a club like John Wick.
>> Pick one of these lovelies.
>> Yeah, [ __ ] stupid.
>> Um it's just not my scene, but they're I mean they're having fun there.
>> I know. They I used to remember the uh Laugh Factory next to Laugh Factory. The club next door to Laugh Factory.
>> There was like a VIP club.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> And then uh I went in there one night Dame was going in and he's like, "I got to head in here for a minute." And he [ __ ] left me. I'm out front and the guy was like, "Whoa, whoa, stop me in front of the line." And I was like, "No, I'm with I had to go. I'm with Dane."
>> Dane Cook said it's okay. Sure he does.
You okay? You know Dane Cook.
>> All right.
>> And I went in. It was all that [ __ ] And the the little twins were there. The little [ __ ] from Full House, but as women, as fashionistas.
>> Oo.
>> Jessica Simpson was there. I was like, >> soon as I walk in, I'm like, I'm so uncomfortable.
>> I don't fit.
>> Yeah. No, I didn't fit in this place at all. I uh actually I think I may have done this. I think I did. I think I filmed I don't even think I went back to look at this. I think I filmed my walk out of this place just like phone against my chest.
>> You fluenced?
>> I think I fluenced for you.
>> Wow.
>> Cuz I wanted to show you how much this is not my world. It's possible. I think I did.
>> You probably didn't. Why would you say that?
>> Because you panic when you start to fluence.
>> You had the instinct to fluence and then you panicked.
>> You're being crazy.
>> You I hope you did, man. I'm on your side, kid.
>> Say you're sorry cuz I influenced.
>> I'm sorry that you fluenced, man. I'm very proud of you, kid.
>> I fluenced hard.
>> I fluenced so much. All right, hang on.
I'm going to send it to Christine >> and she can put it up on the thing.
Christine's wearing a [ __ ] thin disco belt and I'm liking it. I like your little Danny Tero disco belt.
>> Oh, skinny. Christine's all skinny mini, huh?
>> Well, look at that little disco belt.
Look at that little thin thing.
>> Work it, girl.
>> I've always wanted to wear one of those to it.
>> You wouldn't see it.
>> What do you mean? You can wear a teeny little belt.
>> I can't. You wouldn't see it. I have to wear my [ __ ] elastic belt.
>> You want to wear a teeny little belt? I like that inside internally. You used to You want to dress like JeanClaude Vanam in the '8s movies, but you want to wear a very high pant.
>> I want to dress like Jeanclaude Vanam in the 80 movies again.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Cuz that's the way I I wish I had pictures. I wish cameras were around when I got out of rehab, buddy.
>> I had pleated pleated pants, suspenders, wife beater, jacket with the [ __ ] shoulder pads.
>> Cavarish, >> dude. I used to go to AA dances looking like [ __ ] Jim Carrey from The Mask.
Yeah, dude. I had And nobody told me any Nobody said, "What are you doing?"
Everybody was dressed like that.
>> Did you get it, Christine?
>> Yeah. I got to upload it.
>> It came through. You got to see this place. It's just so like >> I mean, now in fairness, the place where the comedians hang out is not like that.
It's a bar, but it's loud.
>> It's in the back, >> but it's [ __ ] loud.
>> I hate loud.
>> It's so loud. And it was just like I was talking to Tom and Lewis most of the time. That was >> Tom Cigara.
>> No. Oh, >> Tom. Tom. Big tall Tom. Digital Tom.
>> Oh, cartoon hair. Tom.
>> Yeah. Bob's Burger. Tom. Bob.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, but I was talking to him and even that it's like everything you say, you have to be prepared for them. The first time you say it, just let this let everybody know you have something you'd like to convey. Then they're going to have to do a very awkward mouth almost like like putting their ear on your mouth so they can kind of hear what you say. And then they're going to answer something different than what you said.
So you're going to have to bring them in again and now cup your hand over their ear to make sure they get that time. And then it's unfortunately all that effort you've just spent for the internet of something to be like >> sure.
This is living hell.
>> It's not I hate it. It's not >> the If you're not going to be there, I guess the only reason to be there is to dance then. If you're not there and you you can't communicate with >> any there to be seen to be seen. You're there to be seen. You're there to be VIP. Here you go, Bobby.
>> Take a peek at my walk out.
>> Oh, this is nice.
>> Hit the lights for a second.
>> Oh god.
>> Show the top one. Top one.
>> Yeah, >> go see it.
>> Okay, let me go back a little.
>> Oh my god.
>> Are you proud of me, Bobby?
>> I am so proud. Look at this. This is great.
>> You can see it against my chest.
>> Look at that group of dummies.
>> So hot.
>> Oh, everyone everyone looks exactly the same.
>> Yeah, they're all wearing white. their little white dresses. It's all a bunch of dumpy [ __ ] >> No, I think it's a lot of beautiful chick. They were all there for some DJ or something.
>> Hot girls.
>> That gaggle of [ __ ] wasn't hot. The one you showed.
>> I think there's some girl on the way out that's just like I think her full asses.
>> Look at that guy dancing though. That's what I dance. Feet together and just bend the feeling it. Oh, there's something something booping, bopping, beeping, popping, booping. Oh, that's a guy recognizing me. That was nice.
That's why I stopped for a second.
>> Nice bicep.
>> And I got to hide from that guy that I'm filming while he's telling me there's a naked ass girl.
>> Oh, this is annoying. Is this the back room?
>> No. No. This is me leaving.
>> You're out.
>> I film my Irish goodbye.
>> You should >> because I filmed my Irish goodbye cuz I wanted to if when if like Lewis or everybody started texting a little bit like, "Dude, come on. Why'd you leave?"
I would have sent that video.
I was like, "Oh, because you know who I am and this I this is unacceptable for me."
>> Yeah, dude. You're not We're not made for that [ __ ] We like to talk. We like to philosophize.
>> We like to smoke, make each other laugh.
In that environment, you have to just sit and look cool and nod your head every once in a while while somebody's talking to you.
>> Oh, wait a second. I didn't I saw a video of this. I didn't see it. Is it interesting? Is Kevin Hart responding to critics on that Breakfast Club interview? Is that interesting? Um, yeah, he was I mean he said he was defending >> he seems to have defended all of it.
Yeah.
>> Yeah. He was def he was defending it but also >> he was basically going look I didn't say it so why am I getting [ __ ] >> You know what I mean?
>> It's fair enough.
>> Yeah, fair enough. He was like look >> well everyone's going to say that he I mean it's his thing. He produced it. So they're like you >> Yeah, but he he produced it. It's his name but they just they use his name to to get people to watch it. Of course he doesn't know what people are going to say. No, I don't think he really should hold some responsibility for people said, >> but they know what he's basically saying, I know. You know what Tony's going to do. That's what he does. I know. And he's saying it's it's >> on this the Breakfast Club though. He probably mentions me. His old friend Jay did pretty good.
>> Oh, yeah. Dude, you they he went through the list of the people who killed it.
Actually, >> he did give a list of how proud he was of Naim.
>> He No, he he goes through a list of people that had the best sets of the night. So, >> I think that night actually, didn't the end of the roast, didn't he give like Naimm like, "Man, I'm so proud of you, dude.
>> Watching you like do this thing." I think that on the thing he said that maybe.
>> Yeah, >> he did.
>> Yeah.
>> Proud of you for doing what you're supposed to do. We'll see if if you know I I don't know. I think he might have mentioned you.
>> Okay.
>> This is 8 minutes long. Is there Should I go in the middle or >> Maybe we shouldn't watch this.
>> I'll tell you what. I'm glad that I uh I'm glad that I talked to Kev uh for that one second after the thing or else there would be if there was no footage of him ever actually even acknowledging me at all when I was there.
No, he goes through everybody that that killed it.
>> Yeah, >> he actually says Tony had the set of the night.
>> Yeah, >> arguably threw that in there.
>> Go ahead, play it.
>> Okay, >> I want to hear it. What's wrong?
>> Nothing.
>> Tasteful joke to our culture, to our audience. But our audience that's watching the roast, if you're watching the roast, you get why they're doing it.
You get why the racial humor is is is on the table. Like it's not I wasn't shocked. Like that's what they do. Go look at the Tom Brady one. Like that's what they do. It's it happens every year when they do a roast. It's not new. This isn't a new It's not a new agenda. It's not a new approach to comedy.
>> Do Do you feel like Tony Hinchcliffe went too far when he made that joke about George Floyd?
>> It's Tony Henchcliffe.
>> Yeah.
>> Like I don't like I don't expect less. I don't expect more.
>> I feel I feel like you're saying going too far is the point. I don't >> I think what he was trying to do is play both, you know, he's trying to play both sides. He's trying to say something to to us and then to him.
>> Sure.
>> I think that's cuz he does a lot of that. I call it flim flamming. A little flim flam.
>> Could be this. Could be that.
>> Yeah. Exactly.
>> Yeah.
>> A little part of me loved it. Little bit of me hated it.
>> Yeah. He does he does a little bit of that. A little bit of Right.
When he >> some cold, some >> right when he says something, you're like, "Oh, good." And then he goes, "But you know, >> I didn't expect that either." And the other people are like, "Oh, good. He said that." He's getting both sides.
>> Go. Go on.
>> Yes. I mean, you that's why you're there. And I hate to say this, but I'm going to because we're being honest.
People are talking about that joke.
Talk about his set.
Tony Hinscliffe arguably had the best set or one of the best sets between Tony and Shur and I would say Na had a really strong had a very strong set. I laugh I was laughing out loud at Tony until that >> until the joke.
>> But that but that but not even just that joke. I don't like when people joke about violent tragic death. I like Pete said and then I was like a why you why you had to say >> Pete Pete went Pete had a great set too.
Pete had a Charlie Kirk joke in like would I tell those jokes? No, but do I get why >> forward at all? Because this is a little long. I don't want to have play for eight minutes.
>> I think right after the We can go forward, but right after he said your name, you had one of the great sets, too. And then he uh >> Oh, I'm slow on the draw.
>> What?
>> I didn't get why you were >> making the joke of saying like, "Let's not play it. Maybe we shouldn't play this cuz he's not going to say my Oh, that's who gives a shit."
>> Um, you got cabin again. Listen, >> it doesn't matter. Whatever I was going to get from that, I got from it. Um, no.
He go look, he goes on, but he >> he's he's basically then he goes into defending him. It's like, why you why you coming at me? This is what this is.
>> Yeah.
>> If you don't like this stuff, don't watch it.
>> But they're going to The argument they're making is that cuz he produces you had to sign off these people. But he did sign off on He said he's playing a little bit of both sides for sure. But I mean, Kev's unapologetic for stuff like that. I know he is.
>> No. And he he said, "Look, I called I called this one guy. I don't know who he is. Some I don't know, like a black leader maybe. I don't know who he is, but he I called him and I I said, "What am I good?" He's like, "Yeah, you're good, man." And he was like, >> he had to call a black leader to check if he's good.
>> Something I don't know. Don't quote me on that. It sounded like it sounded like a black leader. His name >> I called a black leader and asked him if I'm if I'm doing okay. And he said, "Brother, you're doing better than >> you're doing just fine."
>> I liked it. I thought Big Jay was the best. by the way. Um, did I mention my friend Jay did pretty good?
>> Well, it's funny to me that they they're you know, I I guess, you know, they're making they're really mad about this this uh Floyd thing, which I you Okay, you can get mad at it. His family was mad.
>> Sure.
>> But I he started talking about uh the brother was mad at Kevin cuz Kevin actually went to the funeral. Kevin met the brother. He was kind of involved.
>> Came at the George Floyd funeral.
>> Yeah, he did. He did a He did the roast of uh the cops. They roasted the cops.
That was part of the sentence.
>> Why did Kev go to George Floyd's funeral?
>> He went to show support for the family, I guess. And he said, "The brother's mad."
And uh he's like, "You shouldn't be mad at me. You should be mad at Tony. Tony made the joke. I didn't make the joke.
>> Be mad at the [ __ ] Minneapolis cops."
Like, literally, why is that trickling down to me at all?
>> But what what's weird is nobody like Charlie Kirk got assassinated. Yeah, >> in front of his family.
>> People got upset about that joke, too, but they moved on from that one faster.
>> Well, it's But if we if you draw a line there and then you draw a line at Charlie Kirk and we're just going to all be Ryan Hamilton.
>> Yeah. Well, you shouldn't draw anything.
>> I don't mind cuz I love Ryan Hamilton.
>> That was a good strike. That was a good dig.
>> Yeah.
>> Do I have to take another replay?
>> No. Why?
>> Um, no. But you're all right. It's all one kind of thing then, too.
>> Yeah.
>> You know what I mean? But, um, yeah. I don't know. I'm not sure like the the the the kickback on it. I said, "I think it's all good." Honestly, I think Kev probably at the end of the day puts his head on his bed like they're still talking about it at all. It's great.
>> So great.
>> Howard Stern said that years ago. He's like, "Yeah, I want you to hate watch me. Hate listen to me cuz that means more people are going to listen to me.
You dumb dumbs." They don't get it.
Trump does the same thing. He says all the stupid stuff and more people tune in to his [ __ ] crazy horseshit when he says something wild and they watch it.
>> I wonder if Howard Stern acknowledges me at all. It'd be so funny because I don't know if he talked about the roast [ __ ] Howard, >> if he has. Did he?
>> Yeah, he said your name.
>> No, he didn't probably. But um you heard about it already?
>> Yeah, he didn't say your name.
>> Mostly it's so [ __ ] hilarious again.
Just like never gets mentioned. Did he mention Naem?
>> Certainly not.
>> That'd be great if he's ghost. He goes, "Now I'll tell you who did good Naim.
>> We got to get that guy on here."
>> Well, there was great.
>> I think the expectations of him probably were lower than you. You know what I mean?
>> Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
>> And the fact that he went out and pulled it off as one of the the the great, >> you know, so he he's in his circle. But I think if you're asking me who did the best, >> I would say you were probably one of the the best. And I'm not saying that cuz I know you. I'm saying that because you did the roast.
>> I'm saying cuz you're staring right across from me.
>> No, cuz I'm not doing that cuz I know you. I'm standing right here.
>> I'm not saying that because you promised to get me a brand new Weber grill this summer. Um, no. You did the roast, I think, the way roast should be done. You wrote it yourself. It's personal between you and him. You were edgy but not too crazy. And uh it was all funny. It you were you were you and it like all the Chelsea Handler doesn't even Why is she on the roast? If you don't like these mean jokes, why the f Oh, I know why.
Because they paid you a lot of money and you got to be on TV.
>> Well, she's doing the same thing DL Healey is doing. It's like you're you're going to the mountaintop to [ __ ] scream the the you know to scream down how people should behave and what you think is right. Hey everyone, listen listen listen listen listen to what I think is wrong and stuff like that when it's like you have a history you have a long career history you know long career history of doing stuff that you like you you think you remember all of it well enough to make sure you don't like anything you say is not going to sound hypocritical >> and uh no they never do that so Chelsea Handler's getting just browbeating now with all I mean she probably stays away from all of it um she probably doesn't want to feel like she's wrong at all but like she's they're just going There's a [ __ ] whole bunch of things she said about uh you know like any racial joke she's ever made or something when Chelse got a whole wealth of Chelsea lately and all this stuff that she's going to have to now do that dumb thing that all these dumb [ __ ] do when they do this they have to go individually each time it comes up and goes yeah that I did say I want to apologize to the people that were hurt by that and that I've I've take it as a growing experience and I've already changed and I I hate that this even exists but the internet is the internet and I know and I'm and I'm I'm going to do my best to do better just kind of dumb [ __ ] >> Yeah.
>> For everyone that comes out, each individual thing comes out. You're going to do that all over again. What about Well, that's okay. That's for black people. What about when you make fun of somebody you said something about [ __ ] retards or something?
I've grown a lot since then and I known from going to certain hospitals and seeing people who were afflicted by this and know some of them such smart people, but they're just this. So, I feel ter you know, each time it's going to be [ __ ] ridiculous.
>> Yeah. It's so funny too that people are like, "You can't say this about these people, but then you can make fun of fat people all you want."
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is fun making fun of fat people.
>> You know what I mean? You can say >> fat people falling is one of my favorite Google or YouTube lookups.
>> Yeah, but it's like fat people are for some But they're next. You don't think fat people are going to rise up next once, hey, no more fat. We have a bunch of fat ham eatating [ __ ] >> They do have that already. That's existed already.
>> Yeah, but they're too fat they can't make it out. They only can protest like once.
>> Body positiv body positivity failed miserably. It did. It was one of the fastest things to die out.
>> Yeah. Because [ __ ] >> someone's fatness though can be affecting to other people in a lot of ways though. Someone's fatness can really like if you're fat and you're in a middle seat, your punishment should be you're not allowed to fly.
>> You know what I mean? Like you can't fly like that, dude. You should you got to and they did eventually. They became like the meanest thing in the world.
Like you're going to have to buy two seats. And they're like that's so mean.
It goes it's necessary. Or they should be able to wrap you in like some saran wrap to tighten you up, >> right? Or we Yeah, we should be Or >> Yeah, I like that. We maybe Yeah, throw them in cargo.
>> Yeah, like some type >> some type of uh you know like the compression suits. They have to put you in a compression suit and seal it up with a vacuum >> for the flight.
>> I in my life you think you just said you did use it before, right? The extender, the seat belt extender. I couldn't like like I mean like I I would have and by the way every seat belt to this day still every seat belt in every plane for some reason is different. Some of them are just kind of like tighter belts.
Some of them have tons of slack that are ridiculous.
>> Um >> the older planes a smaller seat belt. If you're on an old plane >> Yeah.
>> and cuz the seat the seat belts small it's cuz it's an old plane. All the new ones all the new ones adjusted to fat America.
>> Probably good. But man, I would I would be on those old ones and I'm telling you, man, I would have it going AC. I would I'd rather have that belt digging into my leg than I would ask for that extender.
>> You were on the madman plane.
>> I was. Yeah. Yeah.
>> You're on a Panam flight.
TWWA.
>> Yeah.
>> Putting on my cigarette. I put on my cigarette for this.
>> Yeah, dude. I I learned to use my stomach to hold the seat belt at when I was really fat >> cuz I couldn't I couldn't >> Oh, yeah. I know what you mean. flop it over it.
>> I would pull it with one hand under my stomach, let my stomach hold it, and then use the other two hands to click it. You know what I mean?
>> Yeah. Or you take them both >> so fast.
>> You take both sides and you just get them as far as they can and then you just drop your belly over it cuz they were never going to see if it's connected or anything anyway. You just want to see that they see seat belt coming out of either side of your gut.
>> As long as there's seat belt emerging from the sides of your belly, they're like, "You must be wearing >> the buckle."
>> Oh, for years now. It wasn't I said I I luckily never got to a size where I couldn't click the belt. But >> I did >> I got to a size No, but I mean forever I was a size where I was always like open the It's interesting now because like I still instinctually before I sit down the thing I grab the buckle. I just It's part of my movement. I grab the buckle and just open it like to the >> the end >> the furthest end of the thing. And then when I do put it on, if I put it I still don't put them on a lot cuz I think it's ridiculous concept anyway. But I when I put them on um I can like crank it now for sure. But they make them bigger now too. But it wouldn't have always been like that. But it does.
>> Yeah. But I by extender asking somebody to come a beautiful flight attendant to show up with a thing goes here you disgusting animal.
>> I also I carried it out in front of me.
I carried out in front of me so people would follow the trail to you and they hand you the extender with two bags of chips. You're going to need these, aren't you? In case you feel like you're not filling this thing out enough, I got you two extra bags of chips.
>> I stole I stole an extender from United cuz I was flying United all the time when I And then when I switched to Delta, I still had my United but it was a gray. It was a gray extender. And I believe Delta's blue. So you could tell Fat Tits had an extender cuz it went blue to gray. Dude, dude, one time I was on a flight, bro, and I had my took everything I had to put that seat belt on. And I was in first class and the lady came over and she's like, "Sir, you need to put your seatelt on." I go, "It's on." And she goes, "Sir, I need to see it." And I went, "You can't tr cuz my stomach was over it."
>> I go, "You can't trust me that it's on."
And I'm trying to whisper. She's like, "I need to see that it's on, sir." I'm like I was And like everybody's looking at me in first class. And I had to pick my stomach up and show her the buckle.
And I went, "Are you happy? Does that make you feel good?" And she goes, "Thank you, sir." And I go, "You're fat, too."
Cuz she was a fatso. You >> fat [ __ ] >> Stop making me feel bad.
>> Yeah. Patrice to get two seats. That [ __ ] fatso.
>> Did he? That's the move. I They said at one point they started make you almost doing that. I think if you were too big.
>> Well, yeah, >> because people would get mad at the companies for that. Was it didn't >> South Southwest? Didn't Kevin Smith have that very same thing?
>> Yeah, Southwest did it. I think it was Southwest made uh got Yeah, they made him buy an extra seat.
>> I never conceived of the stuff you >> Yeah, because you could sit on the pilot's lap. You're so little.
>> Yeah, you know.
>> Yeah, dude.
>> If your hair wasn't great, they would still give you little pilot wings when you leave.
>> Hey, look who's a little junior pilot, huh?
>> I bet you still ask for them.
Oh, when you get one of the When you get a Jacob sitting next to you, how great does that feel?
>> It's nice >> when you get a nice little little thin Jacob.
>> I had >> clinched out.
>> I had on the way home.
>> I My day Sunday or Monday, Memorial Day was one of those days where it was all going like just wrong on everything.
Like you forget something 65 times as you're leaving, you got to go back in, you drop a thing, you go just a lot of that. And it continued throughout the entire day. But that day started me getting on the plane. Cool black dude sitting next to me. Very cool looking young. Um, and he was just like on his like iPhone or his iPad. Watch. And before we took off, they do, you know, they come around and they'll give you like the do you want a glass of water, orange juice usually in the morning.
>> And thank God he took a water because at one point just like I turn around as I'm saying no thank you to the thing. I just I'm holding my phone and the phone just falls out of my hand. Just clunks and spills his water all over his [ __ ] green Balenciaga sweatpants or something. I was like, "Fuck." He was cool right away. We didn't talk about it. I apologized and we never really spoke words again, but he was fine with it, I guess. But like, uh, it was I mean, I was apologetic right out of the gates. I was like, "Oh, dude, I'm so [ __ ] sorry." There's nothing worse than when you're fat and you drop something on a plane and it's just like you >> you just got to go. I'll get it when everybody leaves the plane.
>> Yeah. Everyone's got to deboard. I don't want anybody walking by my ass cracking out when I'm bending over to find a [ __ ] AirPod.
>> Yeah. I let I have my AirPod drop. Oh, it was so bad.
>> The whole plane, >> buddy. I couldn't get it. It was under the seat in front of me. I I for me to get that I would have to hold my breath and then go down I I would have what 15 seconds to find it.
>> We were on the road with me, him and Ari and he dropped a pencil and he bent over to get it and when he came up his face was a different kind of purple than I've ever seen.
>> I think he died on the way up and then when life got back into him like it was when you choke somebody and they almost pass out and then the air hits him and they go >> Yeah. And there was a bite out of the pencil.
>> Guy can't stop himself. He was in a bad place. He's fixed now.
>> He's fixed now.
>> Um, >> but that but that's where you're [ __ ] going with all this [ __ ] And you're not going to be able to make fun of anything.
>> And the it's like it it makes me mad because it's like Chelsea, even DL, you got to make fun of everything your whole career. There was no limits on anything.
And now that you're older and you have some type, I don't know, whatever. I get that people evolve. I get people going to different stages of life, but now you're out there saying that we should you shouldn't make fun of that or you shouldn't say this. That was too far.
You should as a comedian, you should shut your face. If someone's trying to be funny, if the people laugh, it's [ __ ] funny. That's it.
>> Well, these you don't see uh these people policing like the comedy as it's coming up. It's got to be something that gets like successful.
>> Yeah. And then it makes them question themselves in some way and then they start taking shots at it. It doesn't make any sense. It happened with a couple people. There's a couple comics that I mean like without even name I like some of these people but it was like they they came they got all their success and like fans doing a certain kind of thing like an edgy thing when that all that when all that was kind of against the grain.
>> Yeah.
>> And then they got a lot of money and then an article comes out or something comes out where they go like upon further reflection I do see that Yeah. I really should probably change things up and not really say these things or make these kind of jokes anymore. And you're like, well, I was always like, give the money back. Give the money back. You're not going to give that money back. You >> can't.
>> You're going to change your mind once you've already gotten like the reap the benefits of it.
>> Yeah.
>> So, that's kind of like that never really means anything to me.
>> Uh, when I see that stuff, but all the uh >> Yeah, the Chelsea thing is a mindb blow that I mean, some genius made that clip.
We'll play the clip that we had Total [ __ ] or not had Total [ __ ] just made which was great >> because I'm bad at like watching things down.
>> What's his name in a song too? It's pretty good.
>> Crack me.
>> Crack.
>> You saw the song?
>> Yeah. I thought that was fantastic. He's amazing.
>> He's really good.
>> He really is quick, too. Fast.
>> Do you want to play it? We can play the song real quick. Yeah.
>> Give it a We didn't play it on Skanks.
>> So, we uh >> we can give it a Bonfire Bonfire World premiere. Craig amigo rules, but he's going at a Chelsea. I don't know if does that video show the thing cuz that's what's been killing me on those those reels or every call that I see the little clips on YouTube.
>> No, >> is uh when she's like all they had was that I'm old and a [ __ ] and then just keeps going back to Shane saying anything but that. She's Zionist and uh Joel had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein just calling me a [ __ ] That's it. He's like, well, no, that wasn't it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can volume on that.
>> That they're racist, that they're bigots, that they're sexist. They couldn't say anything other than that I'm a [ __ ] or my age.
>> Chelsea Hler went to dinner at Jeffrey Essie's house in 2010.
>> My club of writing and I knew they would be lazy.
>> Am I doing that or is it >> or do you talk [ __ ] only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?
>> Say, who the [ __ ] is dumb, [ __ ] I remember vaguely know your name is Chelsea, but what have you done lately?
Lying about your age, get enraged by some dark jokes at a [ __ ] roast. Even know your skin is pasty. How about you?
Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] Suck a [ __ ] dick. Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] Shut up, [ __ ] You [ __ ] I said, "Shut the [ __ ] up. You a [ __ ] hypocrite. Used to tell jokes all of a sudden. You give a [ __ ] if you're racist. You ain't [ __ ] gracious just based on the fact you was clapping on 50 Cent." Now, [ __ ] that.
You try your black heart deny [ __ ] Your sense of humor and [ __ ] is dry.
They must have shriveled up and died.
You look like a movie star must have got thinner. If you had a sitcom, it sure be a winner cuz you could just fill up your banks and get fresh with the prince.
Watch out for reserving you dinner.
What? You thought we forgot. I bet those parties got rowdy. I bet you embarrassed accusing little Tony and Gillis of going to Saudi cuz they were offered in decline [ __ ] You [ __ ] [ __ ] or do you just stereotypes people and place them within your own margins? Speaking of marginalized, these people are not what you think.
>> I don't even like Tony, but you such a phony. You got me defending this twink.
Let's talk about it. How many women black in the cripples he put on this year? Let's talk about it. Probably more than you help with your tears. Your entire career. Go blog about it. Coming in shame. No need to defend him. It goes without saying. You should be ashamed.
Team on his back like Sandler. [ __ ] we smoking on hand talking about we was comedy that >> delusional with the dumb le and he damn likely on the download. He fame legend with dirty lies cuz he desperately looking for downloads.
>> This a warning. Go actually go back a little bit. A couple things he did in this song so far. It's not much longer to the song I don't want to say but that I didn't catch until I just saw it now that someone told me about I didn't realize he does the DL Hey stuff.
Everything's DL. Did you notice that?
All the wording.
>> Oh, was it >> his DL words and he highlights them? I go back to that. It's pretty crazy. It's so good. And then also he did the one that you kind of have to see the visual for I guess. He said uh some you and the Fresh Prince. What's the first line? He goes, "Uncle Phil."
>> Phil.
>> Yeah, it was like Phil. But he he had somebody on Uncle Phil's face, but I forget what he goes. It's uh who the [ __ ] was it? It was Uncle Phil and he goes, "You hanging out with the Fresh Prince?" And it was Prince Andrew and he goes, "Well, Jeffrey serving you dinner like it's all Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
The gener the butler's name was Jeffrey." And he played a picture of Jeffrey Epstein. So good.
>> He's really good.
>> But listen to the DL thing. It's great.
>> No need to defend him. It goes without saying like [ __ ] We smoking on handler pack about we was king of comedy that puny delusional with the dumb lexes and he damn likely on the download. He defame legends with them dirty lies cuz he desperately looking for downloads. God >> this a warning Michael even though you say you're joking cuz if all of them writers are really your friends let them have the [ __ ] moment. Shut your [ __ ] hoes all of them so you're done getting rolls. You all on TV doing damage control while America watching like damn that [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] I remember vaguely know your name is Chelsea but what have you done lately about your age get enraged by some dark jokes at a [ __ ] roast even know your skin is how about you shut up [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] suck a [ __ ] dick shut [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] baby [ __ ] >> so Good.
>> Wow.
>> Uh Tony actually always >> Tony actually responded uh yesterday too.
>> He just came out with on Kill Tony.
>> On Kill Tony.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> He responded too which is f I mean he is so good. And Shane I think Shane's response was the >> I mean that kid >> that's the nail on the coffin. That was great.
>> He could have done he even had the thing at the end about where he says the football for the people to know. He said uh >> Yeah. What is the exact quote? It's like I'm very uh >> Yeah. What does it say here? He responded, "This is a big mo. This is a big moment for Chelsea. I'm glad she's capitalizing. Good for her. We're all rooting for her." Anyway, come see me July 17th at the football stadium in Philly, which is a great flex. It was so funny. It was so implied. I almost think he didn't need cuz a couple of them I saw didn't have that part and I was like, it was a it was a death blow before he said that he's going to be never mind everybody's going to be in the football field. That's crazy.
>> We're all rooting for her.
>> Yeah, we're all rooting for anyways. I mean, >> this kid has [ __ ] got it.
>> He's the best.
>> I mean, god damn, that was a killer line. Yeah, he he that's that's a death blow right there >> for the argument. He doesn't have to say another word and Chelsea can keep going on and on, whatever. And that's it's that's over.
>> Yeah, >> he put that one dead in the water.
>> God damn, that was a good one.
>> That was great. Yeah.
>> I mean, she has to admire that one. Even Even the person that got >> I don't know what the the thing like, you know, the uh >> the hypocrisy. I mean, it goes so far. I No, I thought you said that Total [ __ ] did something about Chelsea.
>> No.
>> Okay, never mind.
>> No, that's that's Total [ __ ] right there. The one he >> Gotcha.
>> No, Total [ __ ] said the uh send me the DL Healey stuff >> that we should wait till we come back from break.
>> Yeah.
>> And come back with it cuz it's uh it's pretty good. Deal Healey uh talked about our last time we talked about him over here >> about uh implying that I'm a Nazi with his pictures and stuff, but he uh he responded no real apology. He acknowledged that uh he kicked it down the curb to his producer. His producer said that his producer did it and uh or his producer said that he did it, that he put it in there. So, he admitted that there was no real like any kind of like uh apology or anything, which is fine.
And then uh they had a writing session, I guess, to make like fat little dick jokes about me, which is I'm fine with that. I like that. I said great. He made me laugh with a couple.
>> I wrote them all down.
>> I think I think we should go over them.
And actually, I'm going to I'm going to do them at my pussycat set tonight.
>> I'm going to do all of DL's fat jokes.
>> Yeah, a couple of them got me to see. A couple of them got me.
>> Could have done better. I said four. I don't think it's a strong suit is like the doing the dozens as they say. But like uh cuz they say I don't think Roseanne Bar is pretty funny. But here's the thing. There was eight jokes total.
I wrote them all down.
>> Lou has them.
>> There's only eight.
>> He has all of them. Uh there was a couple there was a couple good fatties in there. And then they had the uh they definitely had a meeting because he had uh AI >> pictures.
>> Pictures to go with everything, right?
>> Like that immediately came up. Well, they if they put older pictures of me being like the fat that they wanted for the bits they were doing, >> they would have had to go back and then the argument would be like, "Well, you're going back."
>> Yeah. You know, I mean, you don't even pull in this con. So, they made AI pictures was great.
>> Which were way fatter than you've ever been, too, by the way.
>> Yeah. Nobody here, uh, I said does AI pictures.
>> Nope.
>> At all.
>> No. Um, >> we want them to.
>> I wanted them to. So, all I could do is tell you guys what I would do in the pictures. And I said apparently this is like he's got a person on his crew that's like leading him in a bad direction to like with bad information and setting he's basically setting deal up to be in this thing apparently.
>> Yeah.
>> Which is uh which is fine, but I mean he's in it now and like uh you know he's trying to save face with like the fat jokes and little dick jokes which is fine. I've never had a straight black guy talk about my dick that much but I'll take it. Um but I will say this.
Call me racist all you want. I assume Dio Healey has a really nice dick.
>> That's great of you, man. I like it.
>> Call that racism.
>> That'd be hilarious if he didn't a little >> But the AI pictures, we don't know how to do AI pictures here. So, I could just tell you what I would have in the thing.
So, what I'm saying like DL He's being like manipulated and uh told what to do basically and led in a bad place by his thing. I would maybe do the producer wearing like a like a KFC colonel outfit >> and then DL Hey like an overalls maybe holding a corn cob with like doof tooth like with doofus his teeth >> like uh like whatever you say sir >> instead of the Jango hat maybe a straw hat.
>> Yeah, like a straw hat. I'm thinking yeah like a real like just old like you're letting this this white boy tell bully you around tell you what to do.
Um, so yeah, but no one hears how to do AI, right?
>> No.
>> Okay, so I just got to go with my descriptions. Yeah, you know you do AI.
No AI over there, Bugloo.
>> No.
>> Well, you got the prompts if you do.
>> You run a festival. Do you know how to do AI?
>> No, we hire people.
>> Okay, I'm just going to have to keep describing these things in in graphic detail. Yeah, >> cuz I don't know how to do AI.
>> No, nobody.
>> He has he has a team.
>> Got a team.
>> I mean, his AI was really good.
>> Yeah, I don't know if that producers leave me in a bad path or not, for sure.
But I will tell you this guy's good at AI.
>> He's good at AI and he's good at laughing. Fake laughing.
>> They might have been real laughing. They were having a good uh trash and me sash on the fat stuff, which I get it too. I went at DL Hey. So I get He says that he gets that I would be upset that uh that I would be upset if I was called a Nazi or whatever like that. It's missing the point. I'm not upset by the fact that you call me. It's a moronic thing to say and you're just trying to say racist, but you're too dumb to realize that you're saying Nazis is a whole different connotation. Um, so but you but racist doesn't hit anymore enough. No one gives a [ __ ] when you call somebody racist. So Nazis going to get your thing. So it's a it's a [ __ ] boo boo he said and then he [ __ ] when you come out of it, it could have just been like by the way make the fat jokes and stuff and whatever jokes about me actually want.
I'm I'm thrilled I will get to take partial credit that I am the one who brought DL Hulley back to trying to be funny again. Hey J, >> could you imagine that, dude? All these wars going on right now. And I got them being funny again.
>> Don't you know people who don't care about real information about the wars want to hear DL Haley tell it to them?
>> Tell you what, though. Fat people fat people bring it out of people.
>> Fat people will bring >> fat bring fat people bring the funny out of people.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I gave him a good canvas. So uh >> it's a big canvas.
>> I'm happy. Yeah. Yeah. We have to take a break. Do we have to take a break?
>> Yeah.
>> What are we at?
>> Cuz I don't want to stop. Big Jay is gonna be the You want You want to keep going?
>> I don't want to stop. No, no, cuz we have to >> We'll take a little break. Let's take a break. We'll be back. We got no guests.
We'll come back. We'll get into the >> We'll get into the uh >> the DL stuff for sure stuff.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Big Jay's going to be uh New York Comedy Club, Stanford, Connecticut, May 29th and 30th.
>> Friday, Saturday.
>> Friday, Saturday this week.
>> Great club. I was just there last week.
Really fun club. Uh then he's going to Spokane Comedy Club June 5th and 6th.
After that, he's going to be in Minneapolis, Buffalo, Harrisburg, PA, and Winnipeg. For tickets and all tour dates, go to bigjcomdy.com. And make sure you check out his youtube.com/bigjersonen.
I believe you're going live tonight, correct? Or was it last night?
>> No, it's going to be Thursday.
>> Thursday night. He's going live >> after it'll be after the >> after we're doing Oh, we're going live Thursday.
>> Going live Thursday.
>> It'll be a little bit after that.
>> He's going to go live. So, make sure you go to his his YouTube page and you can ask, I guess, anything you want.
I don't know if it means I'm going to answer anything. I'm also going to watch body cam videos and all the stuff I normally do, but I'm like you can say whatever you want. Ask whatever you want in the chat. I'll answer you.
>> I think >> if I can. I mean, if I if I within reason can answer.
>> You promoted ask anything you want. I believe.
>> Sure.
>> Okay. Great.
>> It's not called answer anything. You ask.
>> All right.
>> You can ask.
>> You can ask. Bring up any question. I'll tell you if I feel if I'm like I'll tell you this. I don't give a [ __ ] Uh Bobby Kelly is going to be at Governor's in Levittown June 19th and 20th. Then the comedy Mothership Austin July 3rd through the 5th. Three days.
After that, he's going to be in Port Smith, New Hampshire, Saratoga Springs, and Brooklyn, New York. Ooh, the new new improv.
>> I'm I Dude, I didn't know it was real, but it's When they said an improv, I was like, maybe they stole the name, but it's an improv.
>> I'm doing it. I'm doing it one night.
>> Uh yeah, I wish I had the dates.
Portsmith. Portsouth is in I think July.
>> Well, you'll get those dates when you go over to punchup.live/robert Kelly. You go get the dates. You want to see Bobby? Earn it. Earn it.
>> Make sure you check out his YouTube channel, Robert Kelly comedy. And of course, every Tuesday night, including tonight, >> I'm going to be running all of DL's fat jokes tonight.
>> Nice. Oh, yeah. You wrote them all down.
>> I wrote them all down. I'm going to perform them tonight to see if they pass the the funny test. I got uh >> I know two of them are.
>> Oh, and then I know the other about uh they were like he's like got color in his hair and nail polish. He's questioning my sexuality and it's like oh yeah, I know that hurts worse. Like I know that hurts worse coming from me directly. Hey DL Huly, you're gay.
We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.
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Hey campers, this is Addis and you're listening to the sexiest show on radio, The Bonfire with Big Jay Ore and Robert Kelly. We ended up [ __ ] after this party and he said the weirdest thing. He was like, I've only seen this ass on the internet. And I was like, e, what >> is this to teach guys to to be able to date long term so they don't get >> sitting there? Jeez. That's hor.
>> Hey guys, we'll um to get back to what we were saying. the Dioy saga.
>> Um, >> for people that don't know that are just tuning in, >> yes, >> Jay did the roast >> and had a literally a great set.
Everything was great. And of course, after this, people take these shots at what was good, what was bad, and they came after, >> you know, uh, DL did a show and he came after uh, Tony.
>> Tony essentially.
>> Tony Tony essentially. But they put a photo of you and Shane up there, I believe. I I said this before. I think it's the producer has something against you and me personally wanted to toss you in there too. He just wanted he actually said you know >> no he apparently he's got some history or some of the bunch of people that we know and it's all seems bad by all accounts it's bad. So I'm like willing that's why I said I want >> basically he called you a Nazi >> and you didn't you responded as you should but you did it trying to be funny with whatever energy you had and they got a hold of it and here we are today.
They responded to your response, your response to their response to now it's their response to yours.
>> Oh, we should play their response. They said you got they were they were having fun for a minute which was nice. Like they were having fun. This making fat jokes is what? Yeah, that's what you you're a comic. This is what you should be doing.
>> You should be busting balls.
>> Yeah. Busting balls making fun. But here's the thing, too. You're making fun of a group of people. I'm sure there's fat people that saw this that are really mad.
>> Um, is this the I don't know if this is the one, >> right?
>> I don't know if that's the one. This would have bothered me four years ago. I would have been pissed off at this.
>> It says somebody check on DL Healey or something like that.
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I pulled up the total.
>> Yeah. So, he he went he went back to you, but you're right. He was definitely They had a >> No, that was the right way.
>> They had a a meeting and came up with this.
>> Right in pow.
>> They had a pow-wow, which is fine.
>> I got So, this is the video, right?
>> Yes. This is on his site. I think it's clipped out. I'm not sure if it's the whole section of the podcast. I can get the >> things as first thing it says. I'm not going back and forth with a [ __ ] that lactates.
>> Okay.
>> Black guys in [ __ ] Jango hats [ __ ] tell me how the world works now.
>> I know that dude about as much as he knows salads. I don't know who he is. I think somebody put up a picture. Come on, buddy. You're just like there's just make fat jokes, buddy. But you're just like you're doing like old [ __ ] sticky vaudevilian versions of it.
>> Well, it reminds me of >> I never met a foul and never liked.
>> Well, here's here's the thing.
>> I bring the good stuff.
>> I bring you good stuff.
>> Oh, that was funny. I had to go under the desk.
>> No, but you know, look, you're at the table. It always takes a couple good ones. It always takes a couple mediocre ones to get to the good ones.
>> Sure.
>> You're you're you kind of you know what I mean? You >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I I only watched this the one time the clip too, but the stuff they were saying was making me laugh. He made me laugh a few times.
Yeah, for sure. I said it was just genuinely I was like getting dressed and I was like funny.
>> It's funny when you watch it. If you're a fan of comedy and I'm a I love you. I will protect you. I'll fight for you. I will fight for you.
>> Even these were great, dude. When I saw before I heard it, D. Roza called me. He goes, he goes, "Dude, me and Keith Robinson were laughing at him calling you a [ __ ] drag queen or something like a drag queen."
>> Yeah.
>> But they were a little like empty.
>> Well, I'm saying like uh it's like uh >> a couple of them were a couple of them real good.
>> Yeah. Roseanne Bar made me like play them. Play them. I don't I only watched the one time so maybe I'm even judging wrong. Some of these might be [ __ ] doozies.
>> And was on it and he was responding. I won't apologize for the picture cuz like technically I I told my editor to put in three photos of famous racist people from the roast >> because he's not a famous racist.
>> No, I saw this lineup and I thought to myself, >> the world's going behind him. He's got to let you know what he feels about the earth. I don't dislike you now, deal, because you're black because you're black and dumb.
>> Look at Don't tell me I'm dumb when your diet lets me know you make shitty choices. Don't tell me that. The only man he >> the producer. It's like the TMZ.
>> It's like Eric Andre in the imitating TMZ. That was a good one. That was >> Oh, this one made me laugh. This made me laugh. Actually, this I saw I see. By the way, disclosures. I see it on the >> what do you call the closed captioning?
But this made me laugh.
>> This joke made me laugh really good, dude. When I heard this one, I was like, "God, I wish I thought of that one."
>> Make sure give it dude to back it up a second.
>> I can't back it up.
>> [ __ ] All right, play it. is a nail polish so it look like a girl is touching his dick. That's what you >> Oh, that's not the one.
>> I thought it was so I didn't eat my fingers.
>> No, the joke was Do you have all the jokes, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Play the uh the nail polish one. I made Luke get all the jokes.
This This was my favorite DL joke.
>> Insult me and and intimate that I'm feminine in some kind of way when you wear nail polish.
>> You can't be The only reason a fat dude wears nail polish so he'll know when to stop chewing.
>> I God damn it. I did the thing I always do.
>> I did the thing I always do.
>> I took someone's worst joke and made it better. I just did it into my own insult.
>> Is so I don't eat my fingers. To stop chewing is the wrong You mean stop biting. He means >> I You know what? I have to do I have to I have to disagree with you. The word chewing is a great word.
>> Okay.
>> Especially for a fat toe. Um, do you wear fing dude? That's when the joke >> stop chewing isn't >> you got to you got to put fingernail polish on so you know when to stop chewing cuz you'll just keep eat now.
Chewing's funnier than she is going to like you.
>> Uh, no.
We've all >> Thanks for pulling the brakes on my joke.
>> We've all No, we've all went over these jokes behind your back. The chewing was a good one.
>> Um, but yeah. Well, I mean, I guess I wasn't also the audience for it, but I said, I'm fine with all the dicta uh the man whose talent is as lacking as a dick size. Again, talking about my wiener so much is pretty strange for a that it's weird to question my sexuality when you're talking about my wiener.
>> Can I tell Can I tell you why though?
Because he This is what bothered me.
What >> is that he said he doesn't I don't who's this fat I don't know this fat this fat mother who I don't even know this fat [ __ ] But then he knew every detail about you.
session.
>> He knows that your wiener is out there.
We It's not as is not a big one. It's a regular size. You wear fingernail polish. You have red stuff in your hair.
He knew all the stuff about >> work the same clubs. Uh they're much happier when I go to those clubs because the people tip and treat everyone nice.
>> Oh, is that right?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, really?
>> We have the same [ __ ] He's doing casinos, I guess. But besides that, it's like we're all the same [ __ ] clubs.
He's got nowhere. But um but anyway, the issue is I never said I've never thought twice about dealer July ever. But the one that got me in the thing, well, first of all, again, the hypocrisy lives on. Ooh, do I love it. I do love when everybody said he wants to [ __ ] give you the old This is how it is, man. I'm letting you know how it is. Keep playing. You can keep playing. I think there's more uh the fat stuff in there.
The AI pictures are great.
>> Yeah, the there's one where you >> I can't get an AI uh prompt to make me that good, by the way.
>> There's one where you sitting in a bowl with your stomach out. That was [ __ ] made me laugh too.
>> Don't talk about where I put my dick when you can't see yours. My 40-year comedy career will last longer than your heart. I see these white boys up there.
Get the [ __ ] out of here. White boys kind of >> also like he's such a hack.
>> He is a heck. You look like that riff he did. He's just like a lesser Kurt Mezer.
He doesn't have his own voice.
>> Dragon Kurt Roseanne. That was a good AI.
>> Good. like how fast white dudes get to whiten.
>> At first, when you made the the joke in the clip like all these racist white guys want to do with freedom of speech is say the N word. You see him slow motion going like this like I know what I've done my whole life.
>> That's not true. Jay >> Jay is fixing his hair gel.
>> Jay, were you thinking about what you thought while you were >> Big Jerson thinks about every moment of his life before he does a show with three cops? big joke because I think about every day of his life.
>> This is the This is the crazy This is the uh narrative. It's nuts for this guy to do >> that. He's making up [ __ ] He's literally taking a moment where you just fixed your beautiful hair and he's saying you he's telling the audience what you were thinking was all the It's >> my whole life. My whole life of racism.
>> This fake laughing producer is enraging.
Like he's I've been I've >> apparently here's the thing. It's It's to my It's to my knowledge that uh a friend of uh mine has been talking to DL Healey, which I got to say I do find kind of weird. Um DL Haley doesn't want any part of this to continue at all and apparently is made aware of this producer here. But I'm just my argument against this whole thing was like, "No, I'm going to come on and talk about it today whether he wants it dead in the water or not." Like cuz now we're doing the thing that like that's fun. Now we're doing the ball. You want to call me fat and say I have a little dick. I'm fine with all those [ __ ] things. I would trade dick in my fingernail polish so I don't chew my hands.
>> Actually makes you stop because you're fat and you can't stop eating.
>> The hypocrisy of the [ __ ] like the policing of comedy by comedians is [ __ ] crazy because you have a history idiot.
>> You have your own history of everything.
And come out and do all your apologies if you want but go. You can keep playing that Christine. That's where the end of this I only watched once the end of this caught me. It made me laugh so hard.
He brought up you talking about Farrakott on the show.
>> I've never once mentioned Fair Louis Farcott at all. Yeah.
>> So he's fat and a liar just like he lies on his diet plan.
>> One of his only quote unquote decent jokes, you know, was was talking about your hat, right?
>> But the kicker is you didn't even wear that hat in the episode where the clip is happening.
>> Here's the true thing. That is a Nick Pit hat, right?
>> Yeah.
>> I could trade that hat in and it'd be bigger than any payday he ever got.
>> Take my name out your >> Why does he fall down every time? No, >> cuz he's acting.
>> He's laughing for a paycheck.
>> He's been acting. He's not a good actor.
>> Jay, you didn't get that. Every time something was funny, we were all going under the table like him.
>> No, I just trusted I was killing that hard.
>> Go ahead.
>> I don't understand why you have to go.
>> Hang on. What does it say? Take my name out your mouth. Go ahead.
>> And you'll have more room for snacks, FAT ASS.
HANG ON ONE SECOND.
>> There's a that was that was my second favorite one.
>> That was my second favorite when he said you have more room for snacks.
>> There's a thing somewhere where he says here's the issue I took with any of it.
All that's great.
>> He goes uh and I say all those things that I wouldn't say to his face. He said he goes he goes he wouldn't say it to my face. What's the implication there when you say if you tell somebody you wouldn't say it to my face? What you mean by that is like I'm going to do something about it, but you're a 63y old dude and you're not going to do anything about it and I would gladly say it to your face. I have to employ a bunch of people to make sure I don't say things to people's faces. So, uh, if the argument there is you're making something like you want to say my absolutely get in front of me and I'll be happy to say all these things in front of your face. I will not I'll die trying before I lose a fight to the [ __ ] bathroom break of the original Kings of Comedy. I can't even go back to Philly with that. I'll lose my black card. I'll lose my black card. I lose a deal. H Julie, that's what it takes. If you're a white guy, you lose a deal.
Huie, you have to give your black card back.
>> I'm going to make you give that shirt back. Black people rule.
>> My black people rule show will be stripped from me. I can't have that.
>> And you'll never be in Comedy Express.
>> No. No, not at all. But I mean, yeah. I mean, it's just it's not a threaten like the funny thing back and forth at all.
>> I don't like that, too. When you threaten it, it's when you start threatening something. Just the idea that you would I bet you wouldn't say to my face is a thing you're challenging in some way. It's like sure I will. Why not?
>> But like I said before, I think the first one he was set up I think he was set up by that producer >> to to have you in there. And I and I think the >> I don't even listen. I got to think about my life.
>> Jay's putting his fingers through his hair. So he's thinking he's thinking about all the time he said racist stuff.
>> Think about my racist life.
>> Can I just say this about that? I I'm astounded that producer admitted to that on the air. I mean, okay, good. You admitted it. That's [ __ ] crazy that he gave his editor that not.
>> No, Dale Huly is, as we said, he is the stupidest of the stupid. He is dumb cuz he is admittedly, by the way, by this producer.
>> He's talked to our friend who has said like he goes, "You're being play." And deal is now going like, "I do see it's happening. I see it's happening." That's what I'm saying. I don't even want to like go at him too hard. He's like lost in this situation. It's just that you're trying to cling on to something that's [ __ ] stupid and take responsibility for your [ __ ] show. And if your show posted this thing up and I said, "I'm not worried you call me a [ __ ] Nazi.
I've been called Nazi a thousand [ __ ] times. It's a stupid [ __ ] comment.
It's because just because racist doesn't hit anymore and it's just an easy [ __ ] uh thing to cast out. It's a comedy." You know what I mean?
Especially to white comedians for sure.
But like uh to come off of that, it's like all the things you can call [ __ ] DL Haley. Do you know what I mean? Like it's just a weird thing. I've never placed DL Huy comedy. I can't bring myself to watch it, but I've never [ __ ] policed it and think of what he should do better or different or he should chill out on this or whatever the [ __ ] he wants to talk about. So, it's a weird thing. You set yourself up for a [ __ ] a failure for that. Do you have the end of that clip, please?
>> It proves the word Nazi or racist means nothing because he if I was deal I'd be livid at that producer for doing that, for setting him up. He has he just laughs along with them. So I can't >> Well, it seems more like it seems like he was playing him to get him to >> not like Jay >> by putting him in there by by call I mean calling Jay a hack is like outrageous.
>> And then you're writing a whole writing room thing to to get back at Jay. Like this is such a a setup. It's such unprofessional. I I think I'd be fired as this producer if I did that here.
>> I know I'm dumb. I know I'm dumb. I know I'm dumb. Dio Huey saying he's like I'm not dumb if I'm That's what I'm saying.
He doesn't believe that. So he's easy to [ __ ] take advantage of. He thinks he's [ __ ] genius. So he looks like a [ __ ] idiot in this whole thing.
>> I don't know what the word mean. If you called somebody a Nazi, >> you wouldn't. Just I'm saying if you did.
>> Sure, I would.
>> Sure. Okay. But if you if you meant it in earnest and I was in charge of putting a video component, I would be as cautious like I was handling like uranium in my hand, it would be that sensitive to me cuz I would I wouldn't want to implicate anyone you didn't implicate.
>> No. Yeah, for sure.
>> I'm just going to add two more people.
>> Yeah, >> that's [ __ ] bananas to me that he did that.
>> But when I posted >> two extra people, who cares? When I posted I was going to do this, he reached out to our common person said he could reach out to me if you wanted to.
I'm not a hard person to get my [ __ ] information from. I think 40,000 fans have it from different documentaries and things that have been out there showing it. I've never changed my number.
>> You're just a hard person to pick up the phone. I might not text. I might not text you back or answer, but you can call me for sure. But my thing is, uh, he could have called me about that. We would, but I'm saying like I don't mind.
And like I said, me and De have a long-standing [ __ ] beef of just [ __ ] on each other's [ __ ] uh comedy and dicks, which I'm fine with.
Also, I just I'm better at it than he is. So, I'd be very happy to like get into that. Um, however, just uh just [ __ ] tuck your tail, dude. Say you [ __ ] started yapping before you started thinking and you let a [ __ ] white boy manipulate you into doing something he wanted you to do. You look like a [ __ ] chump.
>> A dumb chump.
>> That was >> handle your staff. That made me mad.
Control your [ __ ] staff, dude.
>> You're letting them boy you around. You look like a [ __ ] idiot. Is this the one here? Yeah.
>> This made me laugh.
>> There's a It's almost like everything he said he didn't do, we have proof of this. Yeah, that's this video, right?
That's this one.
>> Well, there's like he did eight of them, >> but you took the bait and started doing the black voices and talk like talking.
I saw this lineup and I thought to myself, which I didn't do. When I saw those dudes on the lineup, I knew what would happen. I could never imagine working on the same panel with a dude who I believe to be Nazi. I knew when I saw the lineup when you start talking crazy like that.
>> White will get a job at two week notice when he quit. I'm putting exactly two weeks I've got a better CAREER OPPORTUNITY.
>> OH, WHAT THE [ __ ] >> J settle down.
>> Now, what's this guy doing? White voice.
The entire basis of all black comedy.
>> Jay J.
>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GROUND ZERO of all black comedy.
>> It was a different time, Jay. The world has changed.
>> Oh boy, it has. Thank God the white man has risen up so we don't stand for this kind of nonsense anymore. Do you think people are still doing white voices when they talk about white people?
>> That's when black guys wore suits that didn't fit.
>> They didn't get them custom made yet.
Handle being bro. I'm fired. I'll be right back. Ain't no Chinese people live here.
>> Whoa.
>> That was me going he >> Oh, he way here no MORE. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS HAPPENING?
>> That was never okay, Jay.
>> What the [ __ ] is happening?
>> Okay, well, he's probably made major pentance for this, right? I'm sure he's really turned it all around. I guess I wouldn't do that now.
>> Is it that easy to say that >> now? I wouldn't do that. Solve the problem real quick. Don't if I don't do that now. I don't do that.
>> Now, is that a racist bike compression or I almost [ __ ] nailing Dio Healey at this point now. Come on, guys.
Go. Any more ching chonging?
>> Let's see. Ching chonging.
Oh, I I'm not racist. I I've had three black people over my house, >> man. What a hack.
>> You've had more than that over your house.
>> Huh? I have had more than that over my house at once. Sometimes at once. Black Lou, I didn't count you in that.
I didn't count Black Lou in that.
>> So funny that he's calling you a racist and all you've wanted your whole comedy career >> black people to love >> is to be black people to love you.
That's all you You wouldn't call me a Nazi if you saw the way I looked at Rizza when it's in here.
>> The quiz is in here.
>> You should just send him your first your first uh your first tape back in Philly.
>> When I do uh when I do the Rizza, is that being racist? It all look >> um >> for I mean you're you're you've been embedded in the black comedy community since the start.
>> Well, I would say probably not much anymore. I don't know anybody the new people would be now.
>> Yeah, but >> I started it.
>> You started it. You were >> I don't have to prove my not racist at the deal. He let him think I'm racist. I don't give a [ __ ] Let's have that argument. He's going to think a dummy there, too. It's just a matter of like >> But he also brings up Patrice and Keith legends. They're two of your best friends. It's like, dude, you think you So, you're saying Keith and Patrice are [ __ ] idiots because they're hanging out they're hanging out with uh >> close friends with a racist >> hanging out with a racist hack.
>> Yeah.
>> Fat racist hack. No less.
>> You're fat. being fat.
>> I wonder what deal he thought about Patrice's relationship with salads. I don't know. I guess he probably would have said it.
>> And little dicks.
>> And little dicks. Man, my teeny tiny dick. Thank god. Always pulling up one week behind Dale Juliet and Improv.
>> What was the last >> to get that staff some much needed tips.
>> That's so my favorite thing that I used to make that. It's funny. Dale Hilly is one of the examples too. Well, you've been on the road a bunch know that when you go to a place I when I wasn't selling tickets at all like when I was headlining like just I mean even few [ __ ] years back just like Friday late show could be like light empty you not empty but like 50 people maybe.
>> Yeah.
>> And then you're like [ __ ] I blow and I'm start telling the staff you know um the one I remember was a Columbus Funny Bone I think or Yeah. Funny Bone I guess it is. But I was like saying the staff I was like I'm so I just feel bad when you see him like I'm so sorry there's no one here. They're like, "I'm so sorry you guys are." And they go, "It's fine." He goes, "Your crowd drinks and uh tips.
We're fine with that." He goes, "Do he was here last week."
And that's not a black scent. That's a perfect impression of that lady. She was Jewish. Um she just talked like that.
What are you going to do? Do we have You said there's other things of him.
>> Well, he said critical stuff.
>> Well, I think he said something to you about your your selling tickets like he sells more tickets than you.
>> No. No, you don't.
>> Probably not.
>> No, not not right. And by the way, if you do, fine. You're the one of the original kings of comedy. You're supposed to. But guess what? Maybe sell more tickets than me. But everybody else, the original kings of comedy, including the Bernie Mack estate, probably generates more money than the Hulu. Steve Harvey Steve Harvey became a [ __ ] gazillionaire. S Entertainer is a respected actor. He's on Broadway now.
A thousand things. Yeah, definitely. And then uh and what and Bernie Mack is a [ __ ] legend. I mean, he died a legend. Um people say one of the best that ever did it. And then there's bathroom break.
You can't sit through a three-hour comedy show and not go to the [ __ ] bathroom, dude. Someone's got to eat that [ __ ] bullet.
>> Stop making me go to the desk.
>> Sorry.
>> Bathroom break. Um, yeah. So, whatever.
I mean, I really can put a [ __ ] uh pin in the whole thing if he wants to go back and take like [ __ ] laughing jabs at each other. But just, you know, before you say, I wouldn't say it to your face. Come in front of my face.
>> Come on the show.
>> Be in front of my face.
>> Come come on the bonfire.
>> I'll most definitely say it to your face. And I'll be honest with you, >> I don't think there's much going to happen about it other than two guys having a conversation or an argument.
>> You know what I mean? What's he going to do?
>> Yeah.
>> Dumb conversation.
>> I think he was revved up. I think he was revved up. And then >> Oh, imagine when I point out the [ __ ] the Kings of Comedy thing that everyone said for years and never told him.
That was going to [ __ ] really sting hard. Oof.
>> I would hate to be called bathroom break.
>> I wish I was Asian so he can come out.
Now he's gonna have to have come next week. He goes, "What did that vibe boy?"
What would that new boy say to me? He said, "I'm the He said, "You're the bathroom break of comedy."
>> Uh, the ba the comedy bathroom breaker.
Such a [ __ ] dumb double standard.
>> Even playing these are not just the titles of them. It's like Dale Hugley Farrakan. Dale Hugley defends the f-word. Dale Hugley defend defending rape jokes. And it's all just him.
>> It's not being said about him. It's clips of him >> doing what? Doing all that >> being hypocritical basically.
>> Oh, let's see it. I want to see some of this.
>> Yeah, please for example, like Eddie Murphy.
>> Sure.
>> The s word.
>> You can't really say that today.
>> Sure you can. I think there has to be a place where you go to hear something profane and profound. Why would I apologize to you for telling a joke? I remember when I did this thing about Caitlyn Jenner and and and everybody got mad at me. Listen, I don't I don't >> Now he's the police.
>> [ __ ] >> Now he's the police.
>> What a [ __ ] dumb hypocrite. Do you forget you've been on camera for your whole [ __ ] career, you nitwit? I mean, so [ __ ] stupid.
>> Comics have to stop talking. Serious.
>> Yes.
>> You really go. You got to stop talking serious about comedy. If something was said, if somebody got in trouble, [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up.
>> Dope.
>> Just shut up and let somebody let somebody else >> do that [ __ ] Let them You don't Because in reality, you don't care. If it was funny, it was funny. That's it. Or somebody's trying to be funny. You got to let them try to be funny. And he I mean, >> by the way, before that funny, he could have said point to goes, "Yeah, he said he said he understands why I was mad, but he didn't go." cuz I I sorry we did that. That was a [ __ ] up thing to do.
But he couldn't. I get why he didn't feel like he could because I'd already come at him about his [ __ ] dumb hat and [ __ ] So that stuck up his ass for sure.
>> And don't forget the gay thing, too.
>> Uh oh, yeah. And that also that he's gay.
>> And you learned that early on in comedy.
>> Yeah. I'll tell you what, I would call him the f- word, but it turns out you can't say that here in series like they said. So, uh, I can't. But DL Hey thinks it's okay. So, just know right now, Dioy, internally, I'm screaming it at you.
You're behaving such like one, but rules is rules, dog.
>> You have to touch your hair when you do it.
>> What do you got to do? Yeah. Hey, you're the f- word.
>> Go ahead. We got some more hypocrisy. I didn't even know these. These are new to me. I didn't see any of these.
>> I like this stuff. This stuff's great.
Yeah, this is what you set yourself up for.
>> Yeah, >> this what you set yourself up for to be a [ __ ] walking talking hypocrite.
>> I hope you don't deal with Faracan.
Farrakhan would be embarrassed of this behavior. I said what I said and I stand by what I said.
>> Mhm. You say you said now I say what I say. I say you say I say I'll say I'll say I'll say we don't >> I thought that was lose track.
>> It was >> oh him saying I say I say you say I say I'll say you say I say I'll say I say what I said and I said I said done said when he come down and said it.
>> You seen a chicken hawk.
>> You see a chicken hawk come through here.
>> People who think that you should apologize for a joke. I think that anybody uh who knows comedy or does comedy knows that every joke has there's a victim for every joke.
>> For a million dollar, he can [ __ ] everybody at my house. You hear me?
>> Y'all kids come on in here now.
>> Oh. Oh god. He's saying you could have sex with his kids for money.
>> That's not You couldn't That's not couldn't possibly be a joke. It's got to be real.
>> In here now. I'd have got me some [ __ ] on Gilligans Island. Hey, come here for a minute, Ginger.
No. Hey, [ __ ] Ain't no police on this island.
>> Oh, it's a rape joke.
>> I was just asking you to be nice.
>> Oh.
>> Oh my god. Times are different now, though. We know rap's bad. Times are >> No. Come up. Now we comes to find out rap bad now. Times different. Yeah. In the 80s.
>> In the 80s it wasn't bad.
>> No. That now you understand it. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Right.
>> Good god.
>> And do you want to see him talking about Farrakhan which he said he did not? He never brought a Farcon at all. He said, "No, but he says he said what he say. He said, we say, say we say."
>> When he say, we say, do we say say we say what? Do we say do we say we say when do we say we say and he said we say I stand by say we say.
>> Can you say that one more time?
>> I stand by say say we say come back.
Come down. Say what we say we say.
>> I said what I say. Say when he going to say it.
>> You should put this freeze frame of you putting your hair fingers through your hair and think what is Jay thinking right now.
He's going to find me on the Epstein list.
>> Oh god, I hope they don't start digging.
>> Yeah, this is the This is when you when you take itself too serious.
>> Well, I have no I don't think I have many super serious conversations like that about the f word that he's having.
I definitely said the word, but it's always trying to be funny. I don't get mixed up in this conversation of like the serious stuff. I want everything to be funny, man.
>> You know, this stuff is for actors.
Actors get into this apology.
>> No, no, no. Said that the entertainer became the actor.
>> Oh, yeah.
You talking about they become game show hosts but that's >> I'm saying Harvey >> we should never >> some of them become forever legends forever young but you're probably thinking Bernie Mack >> right yeah >> and then you realize you probably have to take a piss that's cuz bathroom breaks the only other person you can think of >> you talking about Farrakott on the show >> I've never once mentioned Louis far at all so he's fat and a liar just like he lies on his diet plan how many times has somebody.
>> First of all, who do I have to lie to?
There's no one hawking over me about my diet plan.
>> Who do I got to lie to?
>> Yeah, he has no idea.
>> I only had uh I just had a bonus burger earlier. That's it. Jacob, >> he doesn't know you're on the fat juice either.
>> Back up.
Back up a little bit. He never He's never talked about Farrakhan.
>> Has somebody in using Farrakhan's name shot up a mosque or a synagogue or a school? Farrakhan. You know, he has said some things that are problematic. I will not pretend like he hasn't, but he hasn't done those in decades. So now he's being repunished so it can look like we're evenhanded.
>> Watching black guys in [ __ ] Django hats tell me how the world works now and let me know that I'm a Nazi.
>> Godamn. The fans are really magical people.
>> That's total [ __ ] dude. He's the best.
Yeah, we don't have uh AI prompts, but we have really talented people that >> Yeah, I got no AI, but I have real life factual backing up of everything you saying, being [ __ ] hypocritical and lying. And you're a boob. You are a stupid boob. Is this my camera here?
>> That's your camera.
>> You're a [ __ ] boob, Die. But as I sit on Legion Gangs last week, >> I'm patiently waiting for your apology whenever you get laid out there, buddy.
Come here. or if you want to be in front of my face and I think and I'll say the things that I said to you already.
>> What if he comes up to him and goes, "Look, man. I I I [ __ ] up. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have thrown you in there like that. I got kind of set up." And we went back and forth, but I understand where you're coming from.
>> I don't even have a problem. Honest to God, the all the last things he did, the last round of stuff he said >> didn't bother. The only thing that bothered me was like you wouldn't say it to my face. You're questioning my character then that I'm think I'm hoping this never gets back to you. I'm praying it gets to you. I'm hoping it got >> You're actually paying uh a Filipino boy to videotape it.
>> Paying a Filipino boy. You know what he said to me? And he said to me, he goes, "When you are off, boss, WHEN YOU WANT TO PUT IT UP."
>> DL Hel and this guy are probably falling under the table with laughter right now about they love Chinese accents.
>> Make me food.
>> But yeah, I'm just saying like UH >> [ __ ] GUY MAKE me food.
>> And he's not going to tuck his tail.
That's fine. He doesn't have to tuck his tail. But I mean, and if you want to do something, we do something together and talk about it. That's fine, too. Or we never have to do that ever again. We could drop it here. Or you could say more stuff about I mean, if we go back and forth, we go back and forth. But I really uh I feel he's backed in a corner. His [ __ ] guy set him up. He's letting him he's watching him take this [ __ ] L in cuz there's no there's nothing to stand on.
>> Yeah.
>> Another guy put the picture up. He does.
He's he's he has to accept responsibility for his own show. So it is what it is.
Like I think Jacob said it. He shouldn't have put that picture up of you. He was talking about He was talking He's talking about Tony. He should have just put the picture of Tony and DL would have went that way with it.
>> And they have And by the way, Tony and Shane have so much bigger fish to fry than DL Haley. That that went way by them. And the fact that he just threw me up in it, I was like, "Oh, I'll say I'm a deal." And I bet I can get to him because even if he doesn't know who I is, he doesn't know who I am, I'll get to him.
>> And guess what? He does now.
>> Yeah, he's quite aware of who I am right now.
>> He knows. He knows >> he knows uh exactly who you are now.
>> He does. He knows where he's not going to see me in the slender section of the store.
>> That's all he's gotten so far.
>> Or the the vegetable section.
>> He probably knows I'm Jewish now. Yeah.
By the way, cancel my salad tonight. I'm not letting this guy tell me what I eat.
Deal. All the [ __ ] I want. You don't listen to you, [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] I want to eat. Um yeah. So, I mean, you know, to put the rest as far as in my head, I there was some thing he said possibly about coming on uh one of my other shows like next week or something. It's like the whole thing's so like convoluted. It's like [ __ ] deal. Stop being a [ __ ] poon. Stop being an F-word and that's okay with you. Um, you can say it. You can say whatever you want he says. It's not a SiriusXM. Hey, we're serious XM. Are they listening now? Hey, SiriusXM, be as cool as DL Huey and let Bobby start saying the f word. The guy's a [ __ ] He's got He's got under pressure like a goddamn uh >> Yeah, >> like a [ __ ] rice cooker.
>> Yeah, dude. I don't want to say the whole word. I just want to say the three-lettered one.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah, let me say it.
>> DL Huie says it's cool. It's fine. You have to go to a place to hear things like that.
>> I don't want the aunt.
>> God damn.
>> I love it.
>> I got to fire my trainer.
>> Do you have a trainer?
>> No.
>> Fire trainer.
>> You have a snack trainer? Why didn't they just put fat pictures of me up? Why did they do AI ones?
>> Um >> I I don't know. They probably wanted to go with the joke, I think.
>> But I'm fat.
>> But they But there's no pictures.
>> Oh, I didn't see the I just saw the >> They typed in Roseanne Big Jay.
>> Oh, I didn't see the ones that were like like other things. I thought they Yeah, I thought they were just the one that like me.
>> I mean, if they searched, they probably could find you biting your fingernails.
>> Oh, yeah. Uh biting my fing several things. Yeah. eating my own hands by accident.
>> You know what's funny? If you had >> They could definitely find the little dick one.
>> You know, if you had a picture of my [ __ ] hands before when I used to bite my nails and it was down and it if you showed that first, you could really hammer that home too about the nails thing. You know what I mean? Cuz my nails like he had to start painting his nails cuz he was eating his fingers when he was eating. Really >> all the AI photos they did have, they could find those real photos of you to >> some version of it. Maybe not. He said there was one in a tub. You're not going to take a seat picture of me a tub.
That'll never happen.
>> We can see you naked by a tub.
>> Not wrong about that.
>> I hope he doesn't find that.
>> Yeah. Well, good for you putting that back out there in the world.
>> Well, like you said, though, >> um, you'll send it to him.
>> Here's what you do. Bump phones.
>> You did. It's You did make him funny. Be funny and >> No, that's what I'm saying. Like, thank God he stopped pontificating and started like just coming like doing ball busting.
>> Great. Yeah, by all means. We can go back and forth in that a thousand times if you want. They don't give a [ __ ] Or we could drop it. Or it is what it is.
But it's like you are you are a chump and a sucker for what you're letting this guy apparently do to you and not seeing it coming.
>> Yeah.
>> So it is what it is.
>> And that's my piece.
>> I said what I said and I stand by what I said.
>> What I said and I said done said it.
>> That's true spiel.
>> Because I've been done to it when I said I done son said it when I said it.
>> It's what the truth spill.
>> That's true spiel.
True spill. Well, speak English. True spiel.
>> Yeah, dude.
>> Yeah, I bet he's regretting it. As a comedian, I bet he's regretting it.
>> No, I don't think so.
>> I think so. I think he's he's like, "Ah, [ __ ] I got caught up in something uh that I can't I can't win this fight cuz what you just said, he knows that he said all this other [ __ ] He knows that you're respected comedian. He knows you're not a hack." He probably talked to I bet you nine out of 10 people that he brought your name up to, they're like, "Ah, he's [ __ ] great. I love >> I don't even defend any of those things.
You think I'm You think I'm a heckle?
None of that stuff like that doesn't weigh on me at all. Like none of the stuff, right? It's just that uh >> his his standing up for this as long as he can is what's I find very strange versus having just kind of like, yeah, I [ __ ] up. But then I [ __ ] up. There's a [ __ ] up here and you're dumb fat little dick [ __ ] Fine. That's all fine.
But the whole thing is he's just kind of rolling this thing. Goes then this fat boy come talking [ __ ] He goes, "Well, address the issue first." the thing. Do you know what I mean? Like come with the thing. What you said and he just dismissed it as fast as like I don't make those videos.
>> Do you know what I'm saying?
>> Yeah.
>> It's almost like I said like the >> I don't that's why I said I didn't agree so much when you were saying about Kev like absolving himself of the thing of going like why do I got to answer for it? He goes well it is your production so you I'm not saying you have to answer for their individual joke. You your answer your defense is oh I believe in these guys and I think they're funny so I want to let them do whatever that's what they do and they did what they do.
I loved it. Do you know what I'm saying?
If if you're saying at some point in that video, Kev's gonna go like, "Why are they coming to me? Why are they coming to me?" He goes, "Well, Kevin, Kevin Hart, that you produce and everyone assumes you booked every person on it and knew about everybody person on it." Which is kind of true, I guess.
>> I think it's more what what DL said.
It's like you can't go after a joke. You a joke is a joke. Well, he said it himself.
>> Well, he said we said he said, "Man, we said we said he said I said I say I say I say I say I say I say I say. It's true. It's truth speak.
It's just true spiel.
>> True spiel. That's true spiel.
>> I didn't like that. It just has an air of It comes off like he has an air of moral superiority >> and then shows you that he's been a hypocrite in every one of them. Right.
Isn't that crazy?
>> First of all, the obviously the word Nazi means really nothing. It's like a cartoon. It's saying I'm good, you're bad.
>> Yeah, that's what it means. They're taking the steam off these words.
>> It proves people care about their own group only.
>> Yeah.
>> He does not give a [ __ ] about the nword.
That's a bad word.
retards >> call anybody that >> fats he doesn't care about >> doesn't really heard here first deal who doesn't care about fatsos what did Kanye West say about >> deal who doesn't care about fatsos >> George Bush does not care about black people >> yeah I wish Mike can we sum up super Mike Myers next to me when I say that doesn't care about fatsos and then have him be like what are you doing dude that's crazy to say >> he really did trash fat people. He hates Fatos.
>> Listen, can I tell you something?
>> What? Came out.
>> Let me tell you something. It's the same thing. It all goes with the same argument they're making when they're like, Cheryl, if there's any argument about Cheryl Underwood, they're going like, well, all you do is make jokes about like how dark she was, how dark complexed she was. And I go, that's all I know about. I don't know her like that. I don't have time to get into an intricate thing about the people I don't know of her. The people I was there to talk about people I know more, but they said like, hit everybody on the deis if you can. And I did. She poor [ __ ] Cheryl Underwood. Not poor. She's doing great about it. But I do feel bad that she's had to be like the arm of like the festival. It's got to go around and tell everybody that it's okay. Like leave her the [ __ ] alone. She's clearly fine. Stop bothering her. Stop making her have to come up into So now she has to be everyone going everywhere goes Tony Shane and everybody's like and she's doing that.
>> Yeah, >> she's doing that. And it's like I think it's a weird responsibility to thrust upon her.
>> I think Shane's response is the best.
>> It's the best. It was better than anything I've said today was Shane's response.
>> And he he didn't say nothing about it.
He's not talking about it. He's just >> No. And then she'll [ __ ] fade into whatever she's going to go back.
>> All this will go away in a week.
>> Of course, I don't have a That's what I said. I don't have a thing. But there was the only there was uh you know, everyone's picking up the whatever's coming from this in whatever way. if I wasn't in there. In fact, if Lewis didn't tell me, I heard like I I just had a thing on that was playing all like the highlights of what people were saying about the roast. Just going here and I heard DL Healey talking about it.
I heard him say Nazi and all that stuff.
When I talked to Lewis is what he said.
He goes, you see DL Healey's calling you a Nazi? That's what I was like, no, I didn't see. That's when I saw the thing.
I was like, oh, I'll mention that. It's I'm not looking for anything like that.
And people said I sucked at the roast or wasn't funny. What do you the voice in my head? That's what I you know what I Like I don't go into anything being like they ain't ready for me. I'm about to go up there and slice this place the [ __ ] down. I was like I was staring at my knees until I went on stage and going like I hope I And then when I got off I was almost shell shocked again. It was like all such a blur cuz I was like I can't believe I just did this. This is nuts. So like uh yeah to [ __ ] whatever weeks later like you're a Nazi.
He goes what what joke what joke up there would it seem Naziish to you? He's a [ __ ] Well, if you guys like Nazis, this weekend it's going to be a fat one.
>> I'm doing what I call now my comedy rallies.
>> So, bring uh bring your Schwas tickets and your leather jackets to New York Comedy Club in St. Stanford, Connecticut May 29th and the 30th.
>> Rise up comedy fans.
>> And then he's going to Spokane Comedy Club June 5th and 6th. After that, he's going to be in Minneapolis, Buffalo.
Then he's going to the motherland of all the Harrisburg, PA. We're taking back the comedy country one club at a time.
>> He's going to He's going to Canada.
>> Oh, wait. Is this XM me being racist, dude? Come on now.
>> Is it big Jcomdy.com for his tickets and info?
YouTube.com/pigj cuz he's going to go live Thursday night.
>> Bobby Kelly is going to be at Governor's in Levittown, Long Island, June 19th and the 20th. And then the comedy Mothership in Austin July 3rd through the 5th.
After that, he's going to be in Portsouth, New Hampshire, Saratoga Springs, and Brooklyn, New York at the allnew Improv. For tickets and all tour dates, go to punchup.live/robert Kelly.
Of course, you can catch him every Tuesday night, the fat black biscuit lounge, the comedy seller, where he is going right as we speak. Thanks for letting me uh talk about all that, >> buddy. I love you. That was funny. I think it was meant to be funny about this whole thing, but uh point out those hypocrisy videos were just wonderful.
And the fact that I had to sit on those, keep in mind for like five days now, you know, we don't do we don't broadcast during the weekend. We were off on Memorial Day. So I was like, and that guy uh Total [ __ ] just kept I know his name, but he just kept sending me more things. Look, he's done it again. I'm like, oh my god, perfect. Good. So I hope the point is made whether he wants to [ __ ] drink it down or not is up to DL Huey. Those hats aren't gay. I say I say I do. I said I said and I said it.
And look at this.
my pain of fingernails.
>> I was going to get one of those hats.
I'm not now.
>> No, I don't know.
>> That'd be then you're going you're on team Hy.
>> I shouldn't have got my surgery. I should have just got my fingernails painted.
>> Yes.
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>> If you missed any of the show, >> Bobby, that shirt, that was a very interesting and inspiring shirt you had there. But that shirt is wrinkled.
>> Well, it's wrinkled because I sat once.
I eat from my stomach. my ombre fat button down. Yeah, that's where you fade from fat to obese.
>> I'm only fat up here so you can go like a light gray and I look at the ombre into dark dark jet black over my belly.
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>> And now the bonfire with Big Jerson.
>> I'm out of breath though. I think it hurt my knee.
>> Oh no.
>> My meniscus.
>> What's that injury? Hey everyone, it's the Bonfire Faction Talk series XM103.
We're back.
>> Hope you had a great Memorial Day. God bless the troops. I'll say it. Nobody else will.
>> Oh yeah. God bless the troops.
>> God bless the troops. You know the first people from Memorial Day. Do you know the history? Anybody?
>> Yeah.
>> The blacks.
>> What about the blacks?
>> They they made up Memorial Day when they came back from the war. They were like, "Hey man, we want to celebrate." Well, I would have guessed Hispanics if we're going to say a fiesta of some sort, but okay. To the blacks for sure.
>> How you like those little >> Memorial Day was brought to us by the black people.
>> Black people.
>> Back check that, Christine.
>> Black people.
>> I saw the same Tik Tok.
>> All right, whatever. Christine, you know what sucks about you >> is your You have no influencing ability.
You should have been a lawyer. Okay. Or a producer. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. You did good, Christine.
>> It is a Tik Tok. It is. I'm sure is the same T, but it looks like Tik Tok is correct.
>> Uh it was formed by uh or organized by formerly enslaved black Americans.
That's right. 1865.
>> That's right.
>> They exumed Union soldiers from a mass grave of the Confederacy barrel. So, it was still kind of slave work, unfortunately.
>> Well, I mean, they had to do the get it.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, the time we've changed.
>> He goes, "No, we're gonna we're gonna learn our lesson after this part." Yeah.
>> I'm not digging all these bodies up.
>> I love Memorial Day. I love it. I love it. I love when we we shout out the troops.
>> I love it.
>> I love the troops, man.
>> You're such a Memorial Day [ __ ] >> dude.
I love it. I actually spent all weekend watching a god. A hour documentary on Teddy Roosevelt.
>> You spent a whole weekend watching a 1-hour documentary.
>> It wasn't one hour. It was not an hour.
>> You just said that.
>> No, it was hours. I'm sorry. Hours.
>> The Roosevelts.
>> The R Dude, it What a One of the best presidents ever. What a cool president.
first rockstar president by the way.
>> What does that mean?
>> Um, >> like a shred.
>> No, like you know Kennedy, Obama, they were kind of rock stars like they just showed up to see him speak. He was the f He's the the bully pulpit. He invented that. Just going out in front of a crowd and standing on a table and talking. He he actually named the White House the White House. Wasn't named the White House until then. Sounds racist.
>> The Executive House. He was a little racist. He did not stick up for the blacks that much.
>> You know, >> black guy no good.
>> Well, Jacob, I don't say it that way.
Like a baby racist.
>> Black guy [ __ ] On the street. Black guy [ __ ] >> Oh, damn.
It doesn't sound good.
>> I don't like it. Fantastic.
>> I was uh I was in New Orleans this weekend, >> dude. I'm on stage. Didn't even know it.
I'm on stage at the Howling Wolf. Great time. Love the Love New Orleans.
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>> Saw your clips.
>> Uh and then I'm on stage and as soon as I come off, I I mean great crowd, a lot of Bonfire fans. There was one dude showed up. They had Melissa and hot
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