ratJAM with the Rat King

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-10

[00:00:00]Should we begin the day with a song? All day [music] long I can [singing] hear people talking out loud. [music] Shut [singing] the [ __ ] up.

[00:00:13]The jail's still out there, you know.

[00:00:15]I know. Let it go, Abby. Let it go.

[00:00:19]I get it. She became too serious. She became too obsessed with her father's death. She became too obsessed with the idea of revenge.

[00:00:25]Couldn't enjoy life anymore.

[00:00:27]Ruined her own life. Not her fault, but you know.

[00:00:31]>> Sounds like Ellie.

[00:00:35]Okay, Abby.

[00:00:37]Time to go kill some zombies as is customary in this world.

[00:00:42]I sense something in me shiver me timbers here that THIS IS BAD.

[00:00:47]I KNEW IT.

[00:00:49]AH, WHAT?

[00:00:53]CHAT, IT CRASHED.

[00:00:56]OH, [screaming] [ __ ] SCARED THE living crap out of me, chat.

[00:01:05]Oh, [ __ ] >> [groaning] >> OW.

[00:01:11]>> [screaming and groaning] >> OH MY GOD.

[00:01:20]Where is the other apostate?

[00:01:24]CLIP HER WINGS.

[00:01:31]>> [groaning] >> OH, NICE. GOOD.

[00:01:33]MORE OF THAT, PLEASE. Who was that?

[00:01:41]Oh, ouchies.

[00:01:46]Deserved. Oh, no.

[00:01:49]What the [ __ ] Uh little [ __ ] help here. Jesus Christ.

[00:01:56]>> Demons are coming.

[00:01:58]MUSCLE MOMMY COMING THROUGH.

[00:02:00]>> [screaming and groaning] >> OH GOD.

[00:02:06]Oh god. ARE YOU WEARING MY BACKPACK?

[00:02:17]OH, NICE.

[00:02:19]Good night.

[00:02:21]Oh.

[00:02:24]I'm going on a long dog road.

[00:02:37]Oh.

[00:02:42]Worg.

[00:02:45]What in the blazes has happened, chat?

[00:02:47]Oh, that looks a bit nasty.

[00:02:50]I'm not so sure about this.

[00:02:52]But [ __ ] it.

[00:02:53]Ooh.

[00:02:56]Owen, my darling boy.

[00:02:59]I've come back to tell you that I love you and I want you back.

[00:03:03]And I don't care that you have a baby with another lady. We're meant to be together. I will let go of my destructive nature and find a way to find peace and serenity and happiness in this world so we can go back to how it was before.

[00:03:19]I'll even help you raise the child if that's what it takes. I love you, Owen.

[00:03:24]Please come back to me.

[00:03:26]You basic white boy, I love you.

[00:03:30]Avert your eyes. There is coming forth some kind of adult natured content.

[00:03:37]Sorry, I grew up.

[00:03:39]You should try it.

[00:03:41]Ooh, burn at. Yeah, how do I do that?

[00:03:46]Should I go find the people who killed my family?

[00:03:48]I could torture them until they're crying now.

[00:03:52]Guys, just do it.

[00:03:54]>> Okay.

[00:03:55]Oh, really? We got Okay, no.

[00:03:59]Naughty dog by name, naughty dog by nature. I can't be the only streamer to have said that. [music] I hope they wore protection, but it didn't look like he had time to uh, you know, >> last night. reach for anything.

[00:04:15]>> about last night.

[00:04:16]Well, I do.

[00:04:18]Oh, do you? Do you really? Cool. Yeah, sure you do. Which one?

[00:04:24]Typical man.

[00:04:26]Just spraying his seed in every which way, not caring about the replica >> [laughter] >> bruh.

[00:04:34]Yeehaw. Looks like we're doing this the hard way.

[00:04:39]>> [screaming] >> No.

[00:04:48]Damn it.

[00:04:49]Okay, new plan. Get better at the game.

[00:04:53]>> [groaning] >> [ __ ] that wasn't getting better at THE GAME.

[00:04:59]>> [screaming] >> SHOOT.

[00:05:02]SHOOT.

[00:05:03]>> [bell] >> OH, I DIDN'T RELOAD.

[00:05:06]Note to self, reload your goddamn gun before you go in a building that you know contains big [ __ ] off monsters.

[00:05:14]Really, you're going to Are you Show off.

[00:05:18]It's not that hard. All right, RUN AND JUMP.

[00:05:24]>> [screaming] >> THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY NOW.

[00:05:30]WE just Oh, well, they didn't tell me that.

[00:05:34]Wait, how do we get across?

[00:05:37]We can't jump that.

[00:05:39]Whoa, [screaming] I knew it.

[00:05:43]Well, that's our worst fear realized and executed, so that was fun.

[00:05:48]Oh, this. Oh, this. Yeah.

[00:05:50]Sorry, I'm blind.

[00:05:52]What's this red light ALL ABOUT, CHAT?

[00:06:00]>> [groaning and screaming] >> GOD DAMN IT.

[00:06:03]OH GOD, I CAN FEEL THE presence of something malevolent.

[00:06:07]>> [groaning] [screaming] >> [ __ ] >> [screaming] >> I'LL BE A LITTLE BIT MORE STEALTHY TO BEGIN WITH.

[00:06:23]>> [screaming] >> NO. OH, [ __ ] OFF.

[00:06:30]I TRIED TO SHOOT YOU. [ __ ] BIG PURPLE BASTARD. I'm losing the I'm losing the will I'm losing the will to live. I'm losing I'm losing the will to live.

[00:06:44]>> [screaming] >> Oh my god. We did it. We killed that big demon.

[00:06:55]>> [laughter] >> Henry F. Skalitz would be so The way they said that.

[00:07:03]We did it. We killed that big demon.

[00:07:06]>> [laughter] >> A demon.

[00:07:09]It's rough down there.

[00:07:12]Oh dear, more crash outs coming.

[00:07:14]Oh, this is bad.

[00:07:17]>> [screaming] >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:07:22]No.

[00:07:23]>> [screaming] >> Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

[00:07:38]Jesus.

[00:07:45]>> [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Pollocks, bugger, bastard.

[00:08:01]IT WON'T DIE.

[00:08:07]>> [crying and groaning] >> IT WON'T DIE. IT won't die. IT [laughter] WON'T DIE.

[00:08:16][ __ ] THAT WON'T DIE EITHER.

[00:08:21]>> [screaming and groaning] >> WHAT WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO NONE OF IT WILL DIE? NONE OF it Nothing's Nothing's dying.

[00:08:30]Yes.

[00:08:32]Oh.

[00:08:33]>> [screaming] >> Not an easy game.

[00:08:35]And the arm's off. Oh my god. Bless.

[00:08:39]Bless her.

[00:08:41]Oh, we did such a good deed. So proud of us.

[00:08:44]Owen invited them to come to Santa Barbara.

[00:08:48]Mhm. Actually, I'm going with them.

[00:08:51]But not if you come.

[00:08:53]What?

[00:08:54]Oh dear.

[00:08:55]>> He may fall for your little act with these kids.

[00:08:58]But I don't.

[00:09:00]Oh god.

[00:09:00]>> There's nothing to fall for. Oh Jesus.

[00:09:03]Isaac's top scar killer suddenly had a change of heart? Nothing to do with Owen.

[00:09:08]Right.

[00:09:09]Oh god, they're so jealous.

[00:09:12]I haven't always done the right You're a piece of [ __ ] Abby. She is.

[00:09:17]I'm sorry, but she kind of is. If you were If you're in this world, if this was happening to you, you'd probably be a piece of [ __ ] as well, guys.

[00:09:24]I mean, what's the incentive to be a good person if the only means of survival is like strongest survives?

[00:09:32]Apart from like just an inner moral compass that you feel >> please. and compassion for others. I mean, that's good that doesn't go away.

[00:09:41]Come to Santa Barbara, right?

[00:09:44]But we can choose to be happy.

[00:09:45]Happy.

[00:09:48]Bro.

[00:09:49]Bro, it's not Haram.

[00:09:51]Blab.

[00:09:53]We'll head him off.

[00:09:55]We'll grab a boat from the marina.

[00:09:56]>> Hey. I'll go with you.

[00:09:57]Owen.

[00:09:59]I'm not going to let her go by herself.

[00:10:01]Actually, you are.

[00:10:03]Get your priorities straight.

[00:10:05]Yara, let's go. Yeah.

[00:10:08]You've got a a pregnant girlfriend and you're like, "Yeah, yeah, I'll go risk my life on a whim. [ __ ] it, it's fine."

[00:10:18]Get down.

[00:10:22]Snap out of it.

[00:10:24]Oh, [gasps] I apologize.

[00:10:28]>> [screaming] >> Holy crap.

[00:10:30]I'M MOVING UP.

[00:10:33]OH, COME ON, MAN. WHAT?

[00:10:36]I'M not mentally prepared.

[00:10:38]Jesus. Oh, [ __ ] off with the shooting me. Stop shooting me.

[00:10:43]I don't like the sniper guy. This is I'm going to give him a painful death for him. Painful death. I'm going to tell him. Don't you dare. Where are we going, dude?

[00:10:54][ __ ] CAMPER.

[00:10:58]>> [screaming] >> THIS IS THIS IS A [ __ ] stupid quest.

[00:11:02]This is ridiculous. I'm getting sniped at and I have to kill zombies. Like, what the I can't wait to get my hands on this guy.

[00:11:09]>> Yeah, no [ __ ] I've absolutely destroyed this guy.

[00:11:13]Send him a light.

[00:11:15]Imagine you're chasing a dude for all this time and all you've got left is a flamethrower.

[00:11:21]>> [laughter] >> When I get my hands on him Oh god, HERE WE GO.

[00:11:28]MONEY'S DEAD. NOW I'M SCREWED. Get your [ __ ] together. There's no time to have a meltdown.

[00:11:34]Hey.

[00:11:41]>> [groaning] >> Nice.

[00:11:48]Was that Tommy? I did think I did think it was, but I Was that Was that actually Tommy?

[00:11:57]>> [music] >> You say it best when you just shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:12:07]>> [music] >> When you shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:12:12]>> [laughter] >> Okay. Okay. Let's go.

[00:12:16]>> [music]