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Hey y'all. Welcome or welcome back to my channel. It's me, Kia Simone, and we got to get into episode seven of Real Houseides of Atlanta. When I tell you K Michelle is absolutely unwell and raising hell, that girl needs more help than a little bit. She is on the wrong show. She on the right network, but she on the wrong show. She need to carry her ass over to Married to Medicine. And the first place she need to sit is in front of Dr. G. Now, he a little crazy as damn self, but he got his credentials. She need to go sit down in front of Dr. G and let him give her a diagnosis and a damn prescription. and that she need to scadaddle her ass on over to Dr. Simone apparently cuz this episode, oh my god, I don't know what in the humiliation ritual hell is going on. But the way that this [ __ ] has turned left and gone straight up K Michelle's ass needs to be studied. This is an absolute mess. Let's just get into it. Before we do, y'all please be sure to like, share, comment, and subscribe if you're not already.
Welcome to all my new subscribers. I see I just hit 22,000. I might do a live or something, you know, in between me being super famous. So this week's episode picks up in the middle of where last week left off. They in the middle of that fight in that damn bus where Porsha is telling Kelly about you wanted to scissor me and Kelly is telling her ain't nobody want to sizzle with that hot chili cheese Frito. Well Porsha in the confessional about can you imagine a mouse on a lioness and the producer asked her did this really happen or y'all just talking like y'all do? And she said oh no yeah this really happened and she tells the story about them being in Miami. They were all staying at the same hotel. They were getting ready to go out somewhere. I guess Porsche was going to take a hot bath and she said that Kelly caught a glimpse of her platinum puss. She overheard Kelly telling Shemia that she wanted to take a dip and Porsha's lady pond and her lady parts. Now Shamia's in the confessional saying she's a damn lie. Shamia said, "Where was I when all this action was going down?" Because I don't remember none of that [ __ ] Porsha is saying how Kelly started suggesting that she should come to Porsha's room and they should watch TV together and Porsha had to finesse and finagle her way out of that. My thing is I ain't saying it did or didn't happen cuz for some reason these [ __ ] on these shows like to touch each other. I don't know what the appeal of it is but they like to touch each other on the inside parts. So I'm not saying that this did or did not happen but but but Porsha seemed to have a story about some of everybody wanting her. some of everybody trying her every so many years. It's another housewife that wanted her. I'm starting to wonder, IS YOU THE ONE WANTING? Is is is you wanting them? And that's why you telling us that that everybody is trying to get your platinum bus. So Porsha starts telling Kelly about you can keep sleeping with that married man and he'll never give you a dime. And I think it was Drew that said, "Well, maybe she don't know the man married." And Porsha said, "I guarantee you she knows he's married. As a matter of fact, she called him after I brought it out and she tried to shush him. Kelly is a one MARRIED MAN AND TRIED TO CALL WHO AND shush who. I don't give a flying [ __ ] I'm grown as Porsha said you do. You actually do give a flying [ __ ] She said because I tried to make up with you. I sent you flowers and you didn't want them. So stick them up your ass. Well, that don't mean she gives a flying [ __ ] That means that you give a flying [ __ ] that she don't give a flying [ __ ] about you and your flowers.
But Kelly SAID, "YOU'RE RIGHT. I DIDN'T want them. And I don't want them up my ass either. You need a rose, not me."
And all of a sudden the whole argument disintegrates and they start talking about how yeah you might be right but your rose might solve all our problems.
You know I had tried a rose one time and that took me through that. I threw that [ __ ] away. They all talking about their experiences with their roses and how fast it gets them where they need to go and Shami's announcing how it made her wet her whole bed like just so here comes K Michelle. So, so everything all right now? And they like, I mean, here we go. She's We all really just tagging to each other's ass and then we move on and it's all good and we talking and laughing and talking about roses. Let me tell you, I I I I get where she's coming from. But I also cannot stand people who do this. They do this in one of two scenarios. when people have just had a blowup and everybody trying to move on and things are simmering down and it gets peaceful or when people are always carrying on with each other and they finally seem to be in a peaceful space and they can get along and this person will come in and announce, "Oh guys, we're all getting along so well. It's like they cannot stand the peace." Or they'll do what King Michelle did, which is, "Oh, so y'all just going to dissolve the fight like that?" Like we I mean don't get me wrong it is offputting to watch just drag each other by the crotch and then everybody just laughing and kikiing. I get that but KM Michelle is not new to reality TV. This is KM Michelle who was on Love & Hip Hop who done bust Mimi upside her head with a whole bouquet of flowers like miss me with the [ __ ] Like I I don't know what's going on and and this is just so dysfunctional. And maybe that is the problem is that her experience in reality TV is love and hip hop. I think she thinks it's supposed to go the way she's used to it going on Love and Hip Hop, which is they have a disagreement, they have a war of words, and it escalates to some sort of a physical altercation. Just like, for example, her and Mimi having an argument, and you decide you going to hit the lady with a bouquet of flowers. I don't think she understands how these ladies fight. I think she thinks it's supposed to be some baddies level all out brawl [ __ ] And maybe that's why she's failing to play the game because you don't understand the game. So after all the fuss and fighting and carrying on, they finally make it to their destination, which is some restaurant.
They're going out to dinner. Well, they get to the restaurant and and and Pinky Pinky don't make it to the table with them. She got off the bus, but she had to go straight to the bathroom because she done drunk herself halfway to death.
She drunk in a mother. They had to bring a car around for her and send her home separately. And Lord knows, I wish we could have caught a ride with her cuz this some [ __ ] that went on at this table. So the ladies are sitting around the table. They're ordering food and drinks and they're talking about Cynthia's gallow or whatever the hell it is, some big party she having for her liquor that's supposed to be the next day and Porsha's TV boyfriend Mike is coming and K. Michelle's TV husband is supposed to be coming. As they're ordering the food and the food is coming out to the table, Cynthia decides to let me step away and check on Pinky. She goes to check on Pinky and she comes back as food is being delivered to the table and Fedra makes the first joke about somebody asked I guess who ordered the meatballs and Fedra said I don't know but give me two of them. And here comes Drew with be careful with the oysters. Apparently Cynthia had ordered some oysters and Drew was shooting that comment at Cynthia and Porsha grabs the plate from Cynthia and said, "Hold on, let me check and she takes a knife and starts digging through the oysters and she said that's a clean vagina. And then she pokes at one of them and said, "Well, that one might have a scent."
Now, when Porsha says something about this one might have a little scent, you can see Drew looking like, "Oh my god."
Almost like there's some inside joke.
And then Kay is looking at her like [ __ ] Now, now I'm sure everybody knows at this point. We'll get into it, but Kay ends up having a breakdown later and and essentially thinks that this whole moment is poking at her. Other ladies at the table are as confused as her and everybody else. Angela is in the confessional saying, "What the hell is Porsche doing? Like, why are you checking O? Do you always smell oysters when you go? What are you checking for?"
And then out of nowhere, here comes Shamia about Kay. How are you feeling?
You seemed a little upset on the bus.
And Kay says something about, "I'm trying to be holy." Porsha said, "What you mean how?" Kay said, "It's just it'd be a lot of stuff that I be wanting to say, but but I just don't." Shamia speaks up to say, "Well, you know, I want you to feel like you're in a safe space where you can share." Kay said, "This is not safe." She said, "Y'all be beating the hell out each other." Now, here's the thing. If this were anybody but KM Michelle, I could understand. But this is KM Michelle who threw a lit candle at Rashidita in somebody else's apartment. This is KM Michelle who hit Mimi in the face with the bouquet of flowers. This is KM Michelle who will go at any other woman about a piece of man she thinks she want. Like I'm not playing with Kay. So Porsha speaks up to try to I guess clear her name. And she said, "Well, my intention was not to have a conversation or a disagreement with Kelly on the bus." Kelly said, "Well, let me speak for myself." She said, "We're in an uncomfortable space with one another and we're trying to digest what's happening." And Porsha spoke up to say, "Well, you know, I want to check myself because I was very disappointed with myself and how I participated in that disagreement on the bus. For me to be yelling [ __ ] at you like your restaurant that you just opened that's already closed." She said, "That [ __ ] sounds like a spell. I want to take back every word." She said, "That's just not who I am today." Well, that's who you was about an hour ago, but all right. But she owned it and apologized. And she said, "You know, maybe you and I need to have a further conversation." And Kelly said, "I think we good where we are. Thank you." Porsha said, "Oh, you know, I can accept that and I can move on with that." And they toast. And then Drew says, "Well, you know, K, I'd like to ask you a question." Drew said, "You know, I know you were talking about how you were feeling, so I just was wondering what had you feeling some kind of way." And Kay said, "Can I say something to you?"
Drew said, "I mean, of course, and I'm asking you a question." Kay speaks up to say, "I've been really standoffish with you because you keep going around telling people that I know your friend black and I really don't know the man."
Drew looked like, "What the?" Drew looked like she saw that with three heads. She said, "What? What?" She said, "The only way I know that man is because he be in my DM. He be like in my little sister stuff. I got a whole husband. I don't know nothing about that man." And in the confessional, she said, "All I know about this lady Drew is when I was joining this group, the talk around Atlanta was she's trying to connect me to her friend Black." First of all, K, you ain't never the talk of Atlanta. Let her tell it. She is always the talk of Atlanta. And these girls tried to run me out of Atlanta. You want to be the talk of Atlanta and oh baby, you made it now.
She said she's trying to make it seem like I have something deeper with him.
No, you tried to make it seem like you have something deeper with him. And now all of a sudden, I don't know that man.
You brought that [ __ ] to us and you kept bringing it up until you got acknowledged. Drew said, "I don't know where that's coming from because I've only said it to you one time." And I think that was on the bus yesterday.
I've I've never been the one running around trying to tell everybody you were connected to Black. Kelly over there with her me as she asking Drew, "So, you didn't know Black was in her DMs?" Drew said, "I don't know nothing." Drew says, "So he was in your DMs." K Michelle say, "Yeah, throwing hearts all under the pound cakes. I be baking and everything." Drew said, "I don't know the nature of y'all's relationship. I don't know anything about him being in your DMs, but if he is, he's free to be in your DMs because he's a single man.
That ain't my man." She said, "He's in a lot of women's DMs. You ain't special."
Cynthia said, "But it does feel like y'all care about each other. It feels like y'all might be a little more than friends." Drew said, "I mean, well, I do think he cares about me, but I don't feel like I'm in a position to make a man happy at this time in my life. I got a whole lot of going on, and we know she got a lot of stuff going on. judged up, put the girl out the house, told her to take you and your baby and get the hell on. Just it's a mess. She says, "So, I don't have it to give to a relationship right now. I want somebody in my life who can just kind of be there for me in this time while I'm going through all this, who can kind of make me laugh, help me keep my mind off of things." And Shamia is off to the side whispering to KM Michelle something about, "But she be on the phone with him for hours. You have to care about him DMing somebody."
Like, girl, mind your business. you have to care about that man don't like to talk to you and Kay is telling Shamia to stop and Drew is asking is there something more to be said because I hear Shamia over there whispering to Kay and Shmi is so childish like not even in an entertaining way she's just immature she's sitting over there with her face kicked up looking at Drew like she I it takes a certain level of intelligence to occupy these peach holder positions and even Porsha Porsha who comes off like this mindless vapid bimbo. She's not a dummy. She knows what she's doing. Even down to coming off like a vapid bimbo. I I know y'all think I'm dumb. That's part of my act. That's part of the plan.
That's how I get away with the [ __ ] I do. Because y'all think I'm dumb. I'mma talk to y'all in some highpitched childishes voice when I'm a very, very calculated woman. She's not stupid.
Shamia on the other hand, don't give me smart enough to be calculated. And and not even that you have to be calculated in an evil malevolent kind of way, but calculated in a way that you know how to approach your role. It's like she you just here. And after the dinner, as the ladies are leaving, Kay pulls Shamia to the side and she said, "You know, I'm over here trying to have this kumbaya moment with Drew and you over here still talking and we ain't gonna never be able to progress or make up or have a better friendship if you going to keep stirring up the sh." And Sham's defending herself by saying, "No, Drew throws digs at me."
So, she throws them and I throw them back. But she didn't throw anything at you. Not that we saw in this particular scene. This scene actually had nothing to do with you. It was just you trying to instigate some [ __ ] And Kay is telling Shamia that you kind of seem to be trying to renew this beef. Like every time she said something, you had something to say. You're making a facial expression. And Shemia is in the confessional or somewhere cuz it don't sound like it's in this scene, but it's a sound bite of her trying to justify her whole issue with Drew and why she was stirring [ __ ] up. And she's saying that her problem is they keep bringing up Porsha, but Porsha wasn't brought up tonight and Porsha was sitting at that table having her own disagreements, having her own confrontations that had absolutely nothing to do with you. And maybe that's the problem is that you don't get to be included in everything that she has going on. She's in the confession while does it look like I want to talk about Porsha, but that that wasn't the subject at hand in this particular inst. Like, what are you talking about? because KM Michelle is talking to you Shamia about how you interact with Drew. Where does Porsha come into this equation? So, we move on from dinner. It's the next morning. The ladies are all gathered around to have breakfast and catch up about the trip. I think I don't know if this is the day of the gala or whatever is going on. Well, everybody is down at the breakfast table except KM Michelle. Pinky has rejoined the group and she's saying how she was drunk and dehydrated the night before and and and she's feeling better and she's asking them about what she missed at dinner. How was dinner? Did y'all enjoy yourselves? And now everybody like, "Yeah, yeah, we had a good time."
So that's when they notice that everybody is at the table except Kay.
And Fedra said, "Well, let me go upstairs and check on her." And Fedra comes back down. and they sitting around the table and Cynthia is talking about how I guess she wasn't feeling well and she teaching them some trick about swallowing honey and [ __ ] just all right. So Porsha asked Fedra what's going on with K and she said oh she was just relaxing a little bit and she'll be down shortly. So Cynthia goes on to kind of give the ladies the itinerary for the day. Let them know what to expect, how the gala is planned to play out. Now, as Cynthia is going over the itinerary and the expectations for the day, Kay comes down and she joins the ladies. So, Kelly finally turns her attention to Kay and she asks Kay, "How you doing? How'd you sleep last night?" You can see everybody looking at Kay like, "Here we go with this bull." You could tell everybody is braced for her [ __ ] You could just see it. So, when Kelly asked her how she's feeling, she, oh, I'm feeling good. And then I think was Pinky on the side her asked, "Well, how was dinner?"
And she said, "It was good." And you could tell everybody is kind of looking like wrong with her. And Pinky asked, "Good conversation." She said, "Yeah, good times." Angela said, "Well, Kay, yesterday at dinner you said something about you not feeling safe in this group. Is that true?" And Kay said, "Um," and she starts picking at her food and puts a little food in her mouth. And she said, "No." And then just broke down crying. child. Everybody gets up and they gather around. K. And then she goes off on an absolute rant of paranoia about y'all sit up here and say y'all care about people when y'all be plotting and trying to do stuff to people and if I know somebody is plotting my hurt, I'm not going to be smiling in their face.
She said, "I know exactly what's the whole plot." Angela said, "What's the plot?" She said, "Nobody going to be plotting against me smiling in my face."
Porsha said, "Is there anything we can do with it?" Angela said, "What plot?"
Because do you know how insane she sounds absolutely insane carrying on about a plot and I know that people are plotting against me and I KNOW WHAT THE PLOT IS. MY thing is even if there is a plot, say what the hell you talking about because now it sounds like the plot is for you to be an absolute nut.
Angela said, "Who's plotting?" K said, "You know who you are." and Fedra is standing there fanning her looking from side to side like what the hell this crazy [ __ ] talking about. Kay is saying everybody might not know. Angela said, "I don't know. I don't know what the hell YOU TALKING ABOUT." K SAID, "BUT THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE KNOW." And Porsha interrupted. She said, "Wait, wait, wait, because I feel responsible. I introduced you to this group." She said, "I want you to have the chance to get to know everybody in this group, but I want you to know that I don't feel good about this. Even when you sat down and I looked at your face and Kay starts crying all over again. Porsha said, "I want you to tell me what's going on because even if I have to deal with it for you, I will deal with it for you."
Well, well, Porsha, you might want to go find the nearest mirror because she said, "It's just you." And Porsha said, "This is not cool. This is a small group. Hell, if it's me, tell me." And Kay said, "I I I just can't do it right now. Then why are you doing this right now? It's giving. I don't really have beef with you. I just want attention. I want to make it about me. and I'm going to find a way to make somebody else the problem because and we'll get into everything that goes on in the rest of the episode. But I've seen clips of these interviews that have come out this week that she's done. Like she went on Shannon Sharp and she's child, she done said a lot of fool on Shannon Sharp.
It's a mess. I saw a bunch of clips of crazy all over the internet this week.
And she was saying something in one of the interviews where they asked her about how are she and Porsha at this moment. She's talking about [ __ ] Porsha, but she goes on to elude that her issue is more with Drew. That Drew is who's putting this stuff out there and Drew is who's drudging up old rumors. But she said something about nobody wants to see her beef with Drew because Drew is forgettable. So essentially, because Porsha is the one who is more socially valuable, that's who I'm going to beef with. Because if I beef with her and I can gain the sympathy of the public from beefing with her, then I can snatch from her star power. See, Drew don't have enough star power for me to get anything from. Kay is the kind of woman who is extremely insecure and she harbors a lot of jealousy and envy when it comes to women who occupy the energy or the aesthetic that she wants. And I think Porsha is that.
Whether you like Porsha or not, whether you respect Porsche or not, we can go back and forth about who and what Porsha is and what kind of person and what kind of woman she is. But I think Porsha occupies an aesthetic that KM Michelle is trying to achieve, having 13 surgeries in a year and all kind of [ __ ] Porsha, whether you like her or not, still seems to have sex appeal. She has an appeal, especially with the men.
Kay wants that. And the whole game is to try to gain that. I know I can't go toe-to-toe with the [ __ ] I I ain't going to be able to do battle with her just woman to woman on who can outwoman one another. So, the thing is to become a victim of hers. And she goes on and she says something in in one of these interviews about how Porsha has a reputation for lying on people and she's never been a girl's girl. And my thing is you you ain't never been on a show with her. This is your first time being on a production with her. So whether she is or is not a girl's girl or has or has been, whatever the hell she has or has not been over the years that she's been on TV, what bearing does it have on you?
And who are you to come down here and say, "Well, I'mma pick a beef with the girl because I want to expose to the world that she's not a GIRL'S GIRL, BUT WE KNOW." NOW WHAT happens is, see, this is this something my grandmama told me when I was a little girl. She said, "You got to be real careful about what you wish on people. Be careful when you dig a ditch for one person. If you going to dig one ditch, you might as well dig two cuz the one you think is for me might end up being for you. And so now the question becomes, what kind of woman are you? What kind of girl's girl are you?
That you come on to a production and you just start picking beefs with people.
But when Porsha said, "Hey, just tell us what's going on." Even if it's me, K said, "I just can't right now. I'm not in the space and I get mad. I know the little jokes and I want you to know as a person you a low down [ __ ] and that's why you ain't got [ __ ] I see every goddamn thing." And Kay goes on in the confessional to explain that last night after they left dinner, she got a call from someone telling her that there are several plots and plans being made amongst these ladies. And the first plot and plan was to try to connect her to Drew's friend, not her friend. Her boyfriend, not her boyfriend, Black.
Now, what trips me out is you must have been in on the plot because you were the person who told us you knew Black. She said the second plot and plan was to talk about a rumor that a disgruntled ex put out about her eight years ago. And Bravo showed the clip of the headline from the blog from all these years ago.
I'm not sure who it was. I didn't go look that dumb [ __ ] up. Nobody would have looked that [ __ ] up if she hadn't brought it up. But the headline was that KM Michelle said she was suing and they blurred out the person's name for defamation of character over comments that he made about her lady parts. And apparently the comments were something along the lines of she has a scent or an odor. There is something pungent I guess in regard to her lady parts. She's in the confessional saying I already know who you contacted, what blogs you pulled up, who you had to go talk to to get that [ __ ] But where did you get that [ __ ] Why would you assume that? Because she's tying Porsha playing with the oysters and saying something, but that's a clean vagina and and that one might have a scent. She's trying to tie that to this and say that Porsha was poking fun at her and it was I guess an inside joke between Porsha and Drew. But my thing is, first of all, why would you assume that they're talking about a rumor about you from 8 years ago that nobody would have recalled when they had just been arguing on the bus about the hot pockets? Porsha had just finished telling the lady, "You want to scissor me?" And Kelly just finished telling her, "DON'T NOBODY WANT TO SCISSOR A HOT CHILI cheese Frito." So why why would you assume that when they get into the restaurant 30 minutes later when she goes to pushing around seafood and talking about stank coaches, why would you assume that she's talking about you and not about Kelly? And the thing is, even if Drew was in on the joke, Drew and Kelly had just gotten into it where Drew was telling her to take it easy on Cynthia about the cleanliness of the room. And Drew was trying to compliment her and tell her, "You look beautiful."
AND THE [ __ ] CAME OUT. WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE THE alien in your movie. How do you know they're not trying to get at her?
And now you done came and told the whole world all your damn business. And we'd have never known it. If you hadn't done this, we would have assumed that Porsha was getting at Kelly that this was still them going back and forth. We would have assumed even if there had been no conflict, people would have reduced it to Porsche doing some Princess of Thought Landia [ __ ] But here you come fueled by your paranoia and misogyny because of whether she realizes or not, you can be a woman and all that, she's highly misogynistic. And your disdain for other women coupled with your paranoia got you out here just exposing everything, crying and carrying on all over damn TV by somebody said your [ __ ] stank. But the the thing is K Michelle, I don't think she even cares that she's put it out there to the world. I'd rather the whole world know that that was said about me because it plays into my opportunity to play victim. I get to be a victim. And I think she has more need for attention, more need to be a victim than she has shame. You don't have enough shame to sit down somewhere. And the fact that I mean in your very first episode of this show, you were in a hospital waiting for surgery because your ass busted open and infection was coming out. See, this is the one thing I I had avoided saying because I try not to come for women in certain ways, especially in regard to their looks as a woman or in regard to the, you know, maybe their hygiene and stuff like that. I don't know. But but but but but people have been saying and y'all have been saying in the comments that infection and and human bodily fluids have a smell. You can smell them.
It has an odor to it. And especially when you've had so many cosmetic procedures, so many invasive procedures where they've had to open your body up and suture you back and you're not always healing the way that you should. you doing [ __ ] like getting up out the hospital and going straight to the nail shop rather than going lay your ass down somewhere so you can heal.
Maybe that might be part of what is contributing to whatever this issue is or this complaint is. But for you to dredge this up all these years later because somebody was throwing subliminal shots and you thought they might have been at you. Here's the thing. This is something I live by. If that [ __ ] ain't directed, it ain't respected. If you ain't said that [ __ ] directly to me, if you ain't got them balls to look me straight in the eye and say that with your chest, you ain't said you ain't said to me. I don't know who else you might be talking to, but you ain't said [ __ ] to me. Even if KM Michelle is absolutely right, even if this is exactly what Porsha was doing, even if they were coming for her, you had the option to entertain it or deny the energy. You could have vibrated higher.
You could have raised yourself above it.
Like you don't have to entertain every piece of drama somebody bring to you.
How different might it have been? How different might it have looked for her if rather than melt down into a whole paranoia fueled spiral rather than do that? What if she had just risen above that [ __ ] ignored that [ __ ] and gotten a confessional? I don't know who them [ __ ] is talking about. They couldn't be talking about me because I mean a [ __ ] who talking about me is talking to me and they ain't talking to me. Ain't nobody say to me. I don't know who and what they talking about. THEY WOULD HAVE HAD to either fight amongst themselves or figure out a way to explain that [ __ ] Child, Porsha got sick of that [ __ ] Porsha said, "Hold on. It's how many women here? Eight women outside of you and you can't tell us who said what about you?" And Angela is looking at Shmia cuz Sham over there making faces.
Drew finally turn around, walk off.
Yeah, I ain't got time for [ __ ] Angela said, "Shamia, I'm always looking in your face because you always making the same face. This is the same face you were making last night. What do you know? cuz you know something. And Shamir said, "Well, it's because I think this group manipulates and fabricates a lot of shit." Angela said, "So you know what she's talking about." Shamir said, "I know what she's dealing with. She's confided in me and a few other people."
Angela said, "Well, why would you hide it from the group?" Shamia said, "It's not that I'm hiding anything from the group, but I I want to be a confidant and a friend to her." And Porsha asked Angela, "So, you think Shmia knows something?" Angela said, "I think Shmia knows what's going on, and I don't think she's saying anything." Shmia, so I do know what's going on, but as a real friend, I'll never tell her secrets because that's what a real friend does.
Like, girl, grow up. And Kay shares in the confessional that after dinner, she confided in Shemia and Kelly about what was shared with her about what was being prepared to take her down. Here's my thing. Take you down from what to where?
Like, where do you think you are? Who do you think you are that people have to plot and plan to take you down? What are you sitting up on? WHAT ARE YOU PERCHED ON THAT YOU HAVE TO BE? I I can't. And the thing is, if they had a plan to take you down, baby, you beat them to it.
Well, Kelly and Sham are in the confessional denying to production that they even remember what KM Michelle shared with them. And Shmia is saying that Kay asked them not to share with production or anybody else what was shared with her. And and she respects that. Shamia asked Kate, "Am I right?
Because you over there pointing at Angela, but you over there looking at me like Angela said, but you had her pinned up at the end of dinner last night. I feel like you're creating the narrative.
And Kay said, "No, she didn't have me pinned up. I stopped her to tell her to let it go with Drew." And Porsha said, "Well, I'mma tell y'all what I heard.
Everybody around here playing mum's the damn word." She said, "What I heard was Shamia telling Kay something about there's no way that Drew don't feel away about somebody being in that man's DM."
Shamia said, "Yes, I definitely said it.
I said, "There's no way that I'd be on FaceTime with my man for hours, find out that he's DMing somebody, and not feel away about it." Drew said, "But why are you worried about how I feel? Why are you having conversations about how I should be feeling?" Shamia said, "Well, no, I'm talking about how I would feel.
You're talking about how you would feel about her circumstances. I can't with the dumb shit." Drew said, "For my name to be brought up is absolutely crazy."
Shmia said, "Well, no, she brought you up because she was saying that I need to move on with you." Drew said, "Move on.
We've already moved on. Why are you making this about you?" She's sitting at the table weeping and wailing and you making this about you. Drew said you have a lot of problems and a lot of issues and it looks like you're feeding [ __ ] And I 100% agree with Drew on K. Michelle might have gotten a call from somebody telling her something because that seems to be their emmo with this show is that the producers are messy [ __ ] that they carry information back and forth and stir up a bunch of [ __ ] rather than letting these ladies relationships naturally blossom the way that they're going to. Like when two [ __ ] don't like each other, you ain't got to do a goddamn thing but let them not like each other. The [ __ ] will explode on its own.
But they overproduced the show. So it's very possible that somebody called her and told her some [ __ ] Very possible.
But what I believe though is Shamia has been on this set for a very long time.
She has been around this production for a very long time. What I believe is happening is when them cameras go down, that's when she gets up, she gets in that lady's ear and she Well, let me tell you how this works and let me tell you what they doing. This is probably what they plotting and planning. I absolutely believe that Shamia is stirring up the [ __ ] and she's using KM Michelle like a puppet. And honestly, I don't feel like Sham is a friend to anyone.
I don't think she's anybody's friend genuinely. I don't think all us a bunch of I'm trying to respect how Kay feels and I'm being a real friend. No, you're trying to form alliances. You're trying to play the game and you really just ain't the best player. And Drew said in the confessional, "Whatever she me and Kay got going on, I'm going let them have going on and I'mma let them be."
And back in the scene, they decided, "I had enough of this bullshit." Porsha said, "Let's just let her sit in it for a minute. You don't have to do anything, explain anything, talk about anything right now in this moment. We can revisit it at a later time." and the ladies split off into two separate groups to try to get to the bottom of this [ __ ] So, we see Pinky, K, Michelle, Shamia, and Kelly go outside. They're going to take Kay for a walk. And then Cynthia, Porsha, Fedra, Angela, and Drew go pile up in Cynthia's bed for them to talk their way through it cuz this is some [ __ ] And once they get Kay outside, she breaks down crying all over again. BUT THEY MAKE ME SO [ __ ] MAD.
WELL, they also make you soing cowardly because you have everything to say everywhere but in these women's faces.
You just had the opportunity to get off your chest why they make you so [ __ ] mad and you outside creating another scene rather than actually resolving whatever your issue is. So, the Cynthia group is trying to figure out what happened and when. And they're saying something transpired overnight. Last night between dinner and breakfast this morning, something happened. And Angela said, "Well, even at dinner, there was a little distance." And they cut back to Kay and Pinky and Shmei and Kelly outside. And Kay is explaining to Pinky that it was something that they thought they were going to address with me at dinner. And and Pinky is asking, "Well, who is they?" And Kay finally says, "Well, the they is Drew, Porsha, and Fedra." Pinky said, "Not Porsha. She over there rubbing your knee." And Fedra fanning you with her church fan, and everybody acting all concerned, and they the main culprits. and Shammia sitting over there shaking her head like this is some [ __ ] Shmia, I you cannot convince me that Shmia didn't start this [ __ ] or if she didn't start it that she's not in there stirring the [ __ ] up and fanning the flames. That she's not Yeah, girl, that's how they get down.
You know, I've been friends with her for years. I know how she moved. She absolutely was coming for you. Like, I absolutely believe that Shamia has a very instrumental hand in it. Even if she didn't start it, she's stirring it.
And when Pinky is saying, "Not them over there acting concerned and they the main culprits." K said, "That's what I'm saying. People be trying to play with me." And then when I get to cursing people out and I GET TO CUTTING UP, then I'm crazy. No, you you don't know how to even if you had a real conflict, you don't know how to manage conflict outside of Love and Hip Hop. You think y'all are supposed to escalate throwing blows. And these ladies know how to outsmart you. Even if they were doing exactly what you say they were doing, they're smarter than you and how to play this game. My thing is, you go sit on any and every platform and do all these interviews with all this [ __ ] to say about all these ladies, but won't say a damn thing to them. And she goes on to say in the confessional that she's heartbroken by these ladies because these ladies who have dealt with things from gossip and rumors themselves are trying to judge her. No, you are assuming that they're coming for you.
Why you would assume that when you just watch those people drag each other for absolute filth in that van and they were dragging each other by the crotch and then you just decide as soon as we get to the table, even though ain't nobody saying nothing to or about me, it's about me. And Kay goes on to say in the confessional how the trauma that was caused by the rumor that this disgruntled ex put out about her that that trauma really has not gotten better. And she said, you know, I can sit up here and say I'm healed. I'm healed, but the truth is I'm really not.
And I don't know when I'll be exactly.
And that unhealed wound was triggered when these women said something whether it had anything to do with you or not.
That sounded like something that has been said about you in the past. And my thing is if you haven't healed and you're so self-aware that you haven't healed, then stop bringing your ass on TV and take your to a psychiatrist, a psychologist, a therapist or something.
And she goes on in her conversation with Pinky, Kelly, and Shemia to say that I'm not going to let them keep playing in my face like I don't hear and I don't see, leave me be. Because if y'all keep going, when that gets to where it needs to be, I'm going to curse all the [ __ ] out. Well, well, this is your chance. They asked you to curse them the [ __ ] out. They asked you to say exactly what's wrong, who you have a problem with, get that [ __ ] all the way off your chest, and you say no thank you. And it's because you don't really want a resolution. You don't want anybody to have the opportunity to even say, "We weren't talking about you." Here's the thing. Porsha is telling Kelly, "I know your business by way of the man you was laid up with." And if a man will tell another man about his dealings with the woman, he will TELL THAT MAN ABOUT DETAILS OF THAT WOMAN. SO, SHE COULD HAVE BEEN GETTING AT KELLY that Yeah, that same man you was laid up with.
Yeah. Yeah. He said, "You you you maybe you was watching me take my whole bath and clean my hot pocket cuz you don't know how to clean yours." THAT VERY WELL COULD HAVE BEEN WHAT IT WAS, but you didn't want to give them the opportunity to own that. You don't want resolution.
You want attention. You want to be the victim and you want to villainize a [ __ ] that you can't be. You over there going to all them different doctors, getting all these different procedures, trying to be anybody but yourself. and you see a [ __ ] occupying energy and aesthetic that you want and you decide because I can't be her, I will destroy her. That's why you don't want to have no real conversation about what's really going on about who said what. That's why you'll go on any platform but the platform that was said on and carry on with this [ __ ] So now back in the room with Cynthy and Porsche and Fedra and all them, Fedra's attorney skills must have turned on. Fedra said, "Well, since she won't tell us, you somebody get on the Twitter and see if the [ __ ] done had Twitter fingers in the middle of the night and see if she told Twitter what's wrong with her since she won't tell us." Sure as sure as [ __ ] They pull up the damn internets and she on the internets talking cryptic [ __ ] She tweeted some [ __ ] about if it takes a group plot, a rumor, or a scheme to bring me down when I'm coming in love, then you've already lost the fight and you've lost in life, too. What? WHAT PEDRA SAID, BUT WHEN THE HELL DID she say that? Drew said three hours ago. And see see what what what K Michelle has proven is that people be behind them keyboards talking [ __ ] that they will not talk to your face. People get on that internet and they get courage that they never had nowhere in their damn life. You outside talking all the you in the confessional talking all this [ __ ] You on every radio show, every YouTube show, every platform you can get on talking all the [ __ ] And when the [ __ ] who you claim is the source of the [ __ ] you talking about, when the [ __ ] asked you, "What's the problem? I just I can't I I I can't even discuss it." And I mean, you get 22 feet away and I'm SICK OF THESE [ __ ] THEY MAKE ME SO MAD.
So after they read the tweet, Porsche said, "Well, I've spoken to Kay and she's never told me anything about feeling like somebody was plotting and planning and scheming on her." And Cynthia said, "Well, you know, plotting is a very interesting word choice." It is. And Shmeia going to show us exactly why later in the episode. But Porsha is saying in the confessional that she's a tiny bit offended that Kay is not sharing with the group what her issue is. She said, "Because you came in the group by way of me." So, I would think that if there were anyone in the group you felt like you could share with, it would be me. But Porsha, she said, "The problem is you." And here's the thing.
Here's the thing. On the flip side of this whole thing, Porsha does play this role well of being the concerned friend and castmate who wants to get to the bottom of it. And I do just want to make sure that you're okay and that you know this is a safe space. But we've also seen Porsha in that kind of a dynamic before where when she had her spin-off show and her cousin Lie, God rest her soul, when her cousin came to her about the dynamic of their relationship and not appreciating the way that Porsha treats her. Porsha had a moment where she went off off camera into the bathroom. She's still miked up so we can hear her but we can't see her. And she is going off. She is going off by how pissed off she is. And apparently Lonnie could hear her too because she had a meltdown. She was very emotional and Porsha came out of the bathroom and tried to comfort her and I'm not mad at you and you know she was very softspoken and very comforting and it was this complete 180 switch. So it's not that Porsha is incapable of doing something sneaky and underhanded and then being in your face like she didn't do anything. It's it's not that. What it's giving is you came on not liking this lady. Like I'mma come on and I'mma play friendly with you because I need this job, but I don't really like this [ __ ] And the way she goes on in all these interviews about how Porsha's never been a girl's girl and she's never been a friend to anyone and she has a history and a reputation for being a liar. It gives I didn't like you from the gate. And it looks like the first opportunity I get to villainize you and take you down. I'm going to do that. That's how it comes off to me. And Porsha is saying to the ladies that this feels a little bit dangerous for me. She said even if somebody is telling her that somebody is plotting against her, whoever is telling her that is also over there talking to her and gassing her up in that group. And they cut back over to Kay in her group and she's telling the ladies how she has shared with them in detail everything that's going on and being said. And Pinky asked her, "Well, do you plan on saying anything to them?"
And K said, "No, because I know evil people just stay evil. So then why is you raising all this hell if you not going to say nothing? Then why would you cause all this uproar in the group? Tell your therapist. And in the confessional K is outright coming for Porsha about one thing I have no tolerance for is people who have no talents or no real business. You've been over there promoting synthetic hair off Buford Highway for the longest. And then she says about Drew and then you over there is fighting for a whole home with a whole man who's living in the basement.
And see, this lets me know that she never liked Porsha. You came on this show with a vendetta against Porsha because for you to be going off about she been selling synthetic hair all these years, she ain't got no talent, she ain't got no business. Now, all that might be true. It might very well be true. But for you to come on and you to have sat up and smiled in her face and you sat up and played friendly with her knowing that this is how you felt about her, what does that say about you? And she goes on to say, "And you want to worry about what a man got to say about me and my vagina and whether IT SMELLS LIKE A SARDINE or a glade candle, an 8-year rumor. That's how you going to try to fight with me. This girl is unwell. I have watched all kinds of reality TV over the years. I never even heard that about her until she brought it up on this show. And she's looking in the camera about, "Do you understand how many vaginas I've had in eight years?
I've gotten it tightened. I've gotten it snipped, tucked. This is a married vagina." Well, well, apparently that don't mean because he using everybody else's. She don't even know this new vagina. Do do you does your husband? And why? If you done got all these new versions of vagina and people don't even know this version of your vagina, why is you carrying on about what somebody might have possibly could have said about your old vagina all them vaginas ago? And Kay is going on talking to the ladies about how this is some shady [ __ ] and I don't play like this and Shamia about Yeah. And then they going to make it about me and I started this. No, you're making it about you. They're going to say, Shamia, oh, you're plotting and you're planning it. Oh, look at the faces you're making. And yeah, I'm making the same faces that you guys make when you get together and plot and plan on people. And just like Cynthia said that plot seems to be an interesting word choice. And Shmeia keeps throwing around the word plot and she going to keep throwing it around some more later in the episode. It just gives that even if she didn't plant the seed, she is over there watering that [ __ ] And back at the other group, Angela is explaining to Porsha that Shamia wears her emotions on her face. And anytime someone mentions you, Porsche or they mention Kay, there was this expression. She says she did it today at breakfast. She seems to still have an unresolved issue with you. And I think she's blaming all of us for the demise of your friendship. Porsha says, "So Shamia's the instigator behind it."
Angela said, "Clearly that's who Kay is confiding in." So, the ladies break out of all their meetings and they're supposed to be going to get dressed and get ready to go to this party. But instead, Shmia decides to show her entire ass. Quite literally, she is over at her guest house in a thong bathing suit about she's so upset that they would insinuate that she has anything to do with what KM Michelle is upset about and she is going to go confront the girls. So she decides to call this whole house meeting and she goes over there in a thong with her whole ass out demanding to have a meeting with these women. Like Shemia, I'm so disappointed in Shemia. I am so like this is not who I thought she was at all. While Shamia is absolutely beautiful. She's a stunning woman. She has a beautiful face. She has a beautiful body. This [ __ ] ain't necessary. even if she weren't a wife and a mother, this [ __ ] Having your whole ass out on TV is totally unnecessary. But it also demonstrates like this is who you are. This all you got because every time you look her ass is out. She got her face down and her ass up. Like that's her best asset. But Shmia's telling Kelly by she can't believe that these ladies hate her so much that they're going to make her the fall guy for this. She and Kay Michelle, this is why I say all of them but you share a brain because they operate under the same MMO of everybody hates me and I'm the victim and I'm just trying to be a good friend when the truth is you are a deeply envious person. She is angry about not occupying Porsha's position and she is angry about not being able to segregate Porsha from the group. She wanted to be able to take Porsha's place. She wanted to do exactly what Kay is trying to do, which is paint Porsche out to be this villain and this terrible person. They know who she is. They You not telling them nothing they don't know. And she can't understand why if I've shown y'all that she's this terrible person and I've shown y'all how I am her victim and I'm a better person than her, then why aren't you replacing her with me? When they go over to have this meeting, all the ladies are trying to get ready for this party they have tonight. They're already running late and all of them are saying, "How do you expect us to take you serious when you over here with your ass out? Why do you have on a thong and she's over there trying to look like she's so upset and she's so bothered?" But Angela said it.
Angela said this [ __ ] just want to show off her new BBL. And that's what it is.
Like you're not that great a performer.
Like you're not coming off like you're so sad and you're so offended. This is I want a moment. Well, she starts out addressing the ladies about she's not going to take up too much of their time, but she wanted to get this off her chest and resolve this matter. and I'm not going to allow people to plot, plan, and manipulate me. I said, not the same sh K Michelle was saying. She said, for some reason, y'all feel like if you don't [ __ ] with me, you have the right to make me your fall guy, and that's not cool.
That that whole statement was about highlighting that y'all don't [ __ ] with me. That's the real issue. But carry on.
She said, "Last night when we came back to the house, I got information at the same time that Kelly did. Kay was very upset. And as a friend, I stood by and I listened to her. Now, my facial expressions are my facial expressions because I see through the [ __ ] I see the manipulation and I see how y'all scheme and plot [ __ ] Once again, plot is an interesting word choice. And it sounds like the same [ __ ] that K Michelle is saying. Shamia said, "K, you're going to have to clear my name."
Last night, did I tell you anything? K said, "You didn't tell me anything. You didn't say anything to me. You came to me and when I asked you who said it, you said, "I can't tell you that." K said, "Yeah, but but didn't y'all just finish having a meeting where she said very openly, Drew, Porsha, and Fedra, you you want me to believe that?" She said that to y'all in that meeting in front of the cameras, but she didn't say that to you the night before when the cameras were down. Oh, okay. Shemia. And Shemia is in the confessional, but I feel the divide in this group, and I hate it. and they're saying that I caused the division, but I'm like, look at yourself. And that's the problem is you feel the divide in this group and you're pissed that you're on this side of it. You're supposed to be on the main group side of it. You're supposed to be with the OGs. And truth be told, if Candy were still here, maybe you would be, but you're not. You don't get to have it both ways. You don't get to tear your friendship to shreds and then be mad that the [ __ ] is tow up. And Shamia carries on ranting to the group about this is her business. and she can say it when SHE WANTS. THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THIS GROUP. Y'ALL ARE ALWAYS RUNNING with some [ __ ] taking some [ __ ] back.
Ain't that ain't that exactly what Kay is saying? And Bor just spoke up to said, "Well, hold on. Hold on now."
Because Kay, I thought it was you that said you felt like you were being plotted and planned against, not Shmia.
Shmia said, "Well, no, this morning it was me. It was me being plotted and planned against this morning." Fedra said, "Oh, so you feel like somebody is plotting and planned against you." Oh, okay. Shia said, "Yes, I do. That's why I'm over here talking to y'all because I don't want y'all to make me the fall guy for this." Well, Kay spoke up to said, "Well, there were some things going on and I haven't gotten into full detail about it because I'm just not ready."
She said, "It is a situation that I feel was hurtful towards me and this person knows exactly the comments and the little things and digs they were doing."
And then Kay looks over at Drew and she said, "When it comes to the black situation, what is that about? You go around telling everyone that I know black. this girl is insane because you made it your business to tell everybody, anybody who would listen that this man is in your DMs and you made it your business to tell that because you wanted people to know or believe that he wants you and not Drew and that you know he wants you and not Drew because he's in your DMs. You announced it now. I don't know if that husband done found out. I don't know if her husband caught her DMing with that man. I don't know what done happened where she got to come out here and play like she's been violated.
Drew said, "I said this to you one time, and that was yesterday on the Sprinter, and the only reason I said it to you yesterday is because when I came to the event and he was on FaceTime and I introduced him to everyone on FaceTime, you seemed very familiar." Next thing you know, Kay and Drew are screaming at each other and carrying on, Kay is screaming, BUT I DON'T NEED YOU GOING AROUND HERE TELLING FOLKS THAT I KNOW YOUR MAN. THEN YOU STOP TELLING THEM, [ __ ] Drew said, "I never told nobody that girl and K is screaming ABOUT I GOT ENOUGH MEN RUNNING AROUND HERE SAYING ALL KIND of stuff about me to stop running around all them men. Stop letting all the men run around you and run up in you. That's the problem. You worried about your track record being exposed." THAT LIKE YOU GOT TO be able to own that [ __ ] That's the thing Porsha does. Porsha be out here doing anything and anybody she want to do. And you know what she does? She finds a way to own that [ __ ] Even if we is throwing rocks and tomatoes at that [ __ ] she be out there love wins. But you see, you the type that like to do everything in secret. You like to sneak and and you be under the sheets and in the dark with your [ __ ] And you don't want nobody to know how you moving around and getting down. Now you want to play this whole I'm a wife role. You want to wipe your whole slate clean. I ain't never did none of that industry [ __ ] And now I'm going to play like I'm so offended when you bring up that I brought up that I know your man. Kay is screaming and carrying on and having to be held down like baby this is not love and hip hop.
And this ratchet [ __ ] is why nobody takes her seriously. nobody in any genre of the music industry cuz she like to carry on. But I'm on the biggest country label and I'm the only black woman and and do you know that I have these dignified parents and and my father is an African-American history professor and this is this this is how you come on TV to represent them. This is the legacy. All you know how to do is bark and scream and fight and act a fool on TV. You can't even conduct yourself to have conversations. And then y'all doing all this in these people house that Cynthia done invited y'all to. I know she is good and embarrassed. Yeah, the show is officially declassed. Drew is saying, "I don't even know this girl to be going around telling people stuff about her." And Kay IS SCREAMING ABOUT, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT YOU RUNNING AROUND TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I'M AROUND YOUR MAN." NO, you did. Drew said, "You just want a moment." And Kay is screaming ABOUT WHY WOULD I WANT A MOMENT WITH YOU? DON'T NOBODY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT BASEMENT. Like Kay is a fan. They they really have to stop recruiting viewers to come on this show.
She is a fan who has come on this show to do battle with the cast members. She really thinks she's going to dethrone whoever she thinks is the crown holder on this show. And the only way she knows how to do it is via conflict, is via disrespect. Because I ain't really capable of anything else. I'm not good at anything else. I don't really know how to manage leadership. I don't know how to manage holding a crown. All I really know how to do is try to kick another bitch's off. And Kelly's in the confessional about what people don't realize is that Drew is sneaky and she's always throwing rocks and hiding her hands. And I'm just happy somebody is finally calling her out on her [ __ ] But is this not throwing a rock and hiding your hand? basically saying I got beef with people and people are saying stuff about me and people are plotting and planning on me and and causing all kind of uproar and conflict in the group but then won't tell the group what the problem is or who the problem is like and just keeps stirring up drama after drama. So Drew went off to her bedroom and she called the damn man and she told the man how she is being accused of trying to link him to KM Michelle in some way. The man said, "Why the hell would you be trying to connect me to her and you don't even be wanting to connect me to you? You be denying me." He said, "I mean, I have complimented her in her DMs before." He said, "Literally, what I said was, "Holy K, god damn." He said, "Because it was a nice picture." I mean, so yeah, I've complimented her. Drew said, "Okay, that's well and good, but I didn't know about that DM." So, back with the group, Porsha is posing the question to K. She said, "Listen, this morning you were saying how somebody's plotting and planning against you." And I'm asking how and in what way. And I think she was pointing at Angela when she said, "And you said you think Shamia is telling Kay things about me to make her not like me and all roads point back to me." And Shmia's in the confessional saying how it feels like they've had a little team meeting and everyone has come together and decided that they're going to put this on Shamia because for some reason now all Porsche's enemies have to be their enemies. They're all over there kissing us and now everybody's a go naked model. You miss your job. Angela said, "Well, hear me out, Sham. When it got back to me that you were saying that Drew and I contributed to the demise of your friendship with Porsha, I was trying to figure out why we're still talking about this." Shmia said, "Because you're still talking about me and rooms that I'm not in, and I'd like for you to stop."
Angela said, "Well, that was this morning, but when it involves me, I'm going to talk about you." Shamia said, "But it doesn't involve you, Angela, and you don't need to keep inserting yourself in my business. Just like I told Drew when we were at lunch yesterday when she brought Porsha up, I told her to stop." Angela says, "Do you think I'm trying to hurt you?" She said, "Yes, I think you're messy as she said, messy to hurt you." She said, "Yes, I think that's just your nature. I think you're messy." Angela said in a confessional for Shemia to try to make me the responsible party for the fallout of her friendship with Porsha and for her to not be able to take ownership of it after she was going around telling people including Angela about issues that she had with Porsche and how she was afraid to confront Porsche and the issues that they had. She said for her to not be able to take ownership of that is enough for me to call her messy. Shia is telling Angela to keep my name out of your mouth and Angela is saying you think I broke up your friendship. Shia said, "You don't like me, girl." And that's okay. Angela said, "You think I broke up y'all's friendship?" SHE SAID, "I THINK YOU FULL OF SHIT." CHILD, them people got to screaming and carrying on again. And Cynthia was over the [ __ ] Cynthia said, "Look, I'm trying to get to my gayla. All I want to do is launch my damn tequila. Could y'all at least act like y'all got some sense for this one damn night? And I don't care what y'all do after that."
So, when Cynthia finally got them all broken up, everybody went to Glam.
They're getting their makeup and their hair done and everything, trying to get ready for this event. Cynthia has her business partner coming to meet her and she also has this jeweler who is coming to bring the ladies all kinds of diamonds to wear to this affair. I wouldn't give a [ __ ] a candy necklace the way they done acted a whole. Now, as everybody's getting ready to go, Cynthia is going around checking on the ladies and Drew is getting her makeup done and when Cynthia goes in to see where her progress is, the first thing she does is apologizes to Cynthia. She said, you know, because I got a little out of character, and I do want to apologize to you for that. But then she goes on to explain that she has a pounding headache now. And so, she is going to meet the ladies there. She's not going to ride with them. Now, I'mma just go ahead and spoil this for you. I'mma fast forward.
The girl arrived at the gayla 3 hours late. How are you staying in the same house, in the same place, getting ready at the same time, and you still 3 hours late to the event? just say you didn't want to go. I don't understand how Drew is allowed to continue to get away with this. And it would be one thing if it were just this event, but she always does this. She just didn't come to the ladies event, but she was sick and she didn't feel good when they were doing the giveaway. And she always comes up with some reason why she is hours and hours late to everything. Like, you ain't that much of a diva. chatty on the way to the damn venue and Cynthia gets a phone call from her business partner and the owner of the venue. The man is boohoo crying because it's raining and the inclement weather has impacted their event. It was supposed to be an outdoor event. Now they have to go inside. And I mean this man is weeping. Cynthia told him it's not a big deal. We'll move it inside. The people going to drink the liquor and we'll be all right. So, now we see all the ladies arriving at the venue and we see their men who are meeting them there and and I can't help but notice that the estate owner, first of all, is a black lady named Anita. Go ahead, Big Needle. Well, she's greeting all the guests as they're coming into her estate. And and and and Porsha's date, he over there making conversation with the lady, but I got to move to Texas. It seemed like you get more house for your money in Texas. She said, "Well, you know, everything's bigger in Texas." Yeah. including the gold digging ass men. Get your ass out that lady face. But then also speaking of they men's, all the ladies, you know, they're working their way through the party and they hugging people. Hey girl, and it's good to see you. And and and we see Pinky going over there to hug up on her husband. And she told her husband, you look handsome. The man said, I know they told me, [ __ ] what? See, this is what I mean when I say I don't want to be in a relationship with a man who think he's the pretty one. You not the pretty one in this [ __ ] My thing is, even if they're playing, even if that's their banter, that's just how they do. Play with somebody else somewhere else. When y'all are on TV and your wife comes to you and says, "Oh, you look handsome." I know they told who the [ __ ] is they?
Porsha finally runs into her man and she's talking about how he heard that she was going to this gayla and he said, "I'm not letting you go to that by yourself." So he flew in for just a few hours to be there with her. Girl, just say you booked that man for the night.
Now Kay Kay finds her husband.
This girl, every chance she get, every chance she get, she going to play the victim. She telling her husband, "I had a really big fight with Drew and it was really bad, so I I just want to stay out of anything." And the very ladies who she claims to have a problem with, Porsha, Fedra, and Angela, come over to greet Kay and her husband. And they're telling her husband how it's good to see him. And he and his wife look beautiful.
And Kay is saying in the confessional how she knows what is what and who is who, and she know what's going on, but she just going to play nice for right now, but we going to talk about this when we get back to Atlanta. Girl, go back to hell. So then Cynthia decides to play some game at this Gallaghare. She is going to have the ladies compete to be the tequila queen. The crowd is supposed to cheer for them and whoever gets the most applause is who gets the crown. Baby, this ain't Apollo. She decided after they did the little contest that in the name of sisterhood, she would allow the ladies to share the crown because she feels that they are all queens. Now the ladies over at the gayla fighting over crowns, dropping it low and spreading it wide. They I mean is partying they ass off. Me. Meanwhile, Drew is still back at the house in hair and makeup having her damn crew sing happy birthday to her mama girl. And she comes trapesing into the gayla at 10:30.
At the end of the gayla when it's over, Cynthia said at this point she don't even give a damn. Just all right. And the episode came to an end with Cynthia saying that she has hosted her fair share of group trips, but this one takes the damn cake. But y'all, that's it.
That's all. And I ain't got no more.
Thank you. Thank y'all for coming down here listening to me and let me get this off my chest. Y'all please be sure to like, share, comment, and subscribe if you've not already. And in the meantime, until next time, just like every time, you know I love you and I mean it. Bye.
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