DANGER ZONE REINACTS THE GREAT EMU WAR!

Added: 2026-06-01

[00:00:00]too.

[00:00:54]Hello.

[00:00:56]Well, there were supposed to be no games today, but Michaela called me and said that she felt bad about the what she called the semi-lame job she had done on the last emu war and that she wanted to apologize to our Australian viewers. first and that she had set up the all exciting.

[00:01:44]Sorry, I'm setting up the monitor.

[00:01:46]There we go.

[00:01:51]Ah, there we go. And did I want to pop over and do it today?

[00:02:00]Yep, the printer is fixed.

[00:02:16]I just got here, so give me a sec.

[00:02:23]Okay, the printer is fixed and she's really gone all out.

[00:02:41]Hey, Vlad. Volad.

[00:02:58]Yeah, a pin. Why not? I want to wait a little bit anyway because this was such a surprise.

[00:03:13]It is. Um, but remember that uh Michaela promised that once the printer was fixed, she would come up with some real kick arony because I'm right behind you.

[00:03:44]Um anyway, so I think you have to admit this this one kicks uh kicks a little butt here.

[00:03:55]Um okay, let me catch my breath here.

[00:04:02]Um so um yes, this is we're back at we're refighting the great um emu war.

[00:04:14]Um those are Australian style chips. The reds are 20.

[00:04:21]Um the yellows are 50.

[00:04:24]Um the greens are 100. And there's a couple of $100 Aussie bill. Well, you know, prop Aussie bills back there.

[00:04:32]Bunch of mystery tins and five, count up them, five towers to get through.

[00:04:46]So, we are basically now the great emu war reenactors.

[00:04:57]Hey, Las Vegas, Nevada.

[00:05:09]I'm her second husband.

[00:05:16]Everybody needs an extra husband.

[00:05:32]Okay. There's no set time for this. Um, so Michaela, what do you say? 90 minutes to 2 hours.

[00:05:44]Yeah, she's going to be here. Um, so why don't we just play until it doesn't seem like it's worth playing anymore. Um, I'm going to have plenty of quarters, assuming I can get those towers down.

[00:05:59]And if I can't get those towers down, well, I won't be playing very long anyway. Hi, Michaela. They say they say thank you. I think I don't know if anyone from is anyone from Australia actually uh here.

[00:06:20]Well, she we can always do this any Hey, that's one of the nice things. Anything we do, we can always do it again.

[00:06:28]Anybody know anyone in Australia they can text or call or hit on Nicole, you're from Australia.

[00:06:50]No. Um, Alexa, what time is it in Australia right now?

[00:06:58]>> It's 3:06 a.m. in Sydney, Australia.

[00:07:01]It is Alexa.

[00:07:08]It's 100 p.m. in Brooklyn, New York.

[00:07:11]What is it in Melbourne?

[00:07:15]>> When it's 1:00 p.m. in Brooklyn, it's 3:00 a.m. the next day in Melbourne.

[00:07:19]>> Oh, gosh darn it. Oh, well, it's 3:00 a.m. Let's wake him up.

[00:07:24]Okay, let's just get started.

[00:07:31]In case if anybody wants to know, the uh rectangular plaques with emus on them are just soldiers.

[00:07:42]They are were not worth anything.

[00:07:45]Well, maybe I'll have to do this again.

[00:07:49]Or maybe I should have done this at 1:00 a.m. Maybe I will do it at 1:00 a.m., how dare you sleep, you Australians.

[00:08:16]Uh, so of course I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back.

[00:08:23]I'll be back before 1:00 a.m. Be right back.

[00:09:37]Maybe I'll do this one again at 10 tonight. Why not? Okay. You know, at my age, you reach the point where that when nature calls, you really feel like you should hang up.

[00:10:13]Apparently MueL is working all day today. So, we have as much time as you want, which is good. It can take a while to knock down towers or it can't sometimes.

[00:10:24]I don't know.

[00:10:26]Anyway, good morning everybody. Even if it's best surprise. Good morning, good afternoon, and good night.

[00:10:38]Thank you for letting me interrupt your weekend.

[00:10:54]So, assuming we don't have anyone from Australia here.

[00:11:03]Let me explain what happened in the Great Emu War.

[00:11:10]But jeez, Amy, put some clothes on before you come online, would you? No.

[00:11:14]Um, in 1932, um, whole bunch of new settlers pushed out into the Western Australia and cleared the land and all this stuff.

[00:11:39]and they didn't realize they were making a perfect environment for emu, which are sort of small ostriches.

[00:11:48]Well, here they are trying to do their farms, which is hard enough in that land. Oh, the towers are moving. Um, and suddenly they're beset by not making this up, 20,000 5- foot tall emus that are eating everything and knocking everything down and destroying rabbit proof fences and all that kind of stuff. Okay. So, they for some odd reason decide to ask the government to do something about it since it gave them the land in the first place.

[00:12:35]And the government comes out out with a great idea. They have a whole lot of former soldiers left over from World War One and uh yeah, World War I. And They send over a bunch of machine guns and they say just mow them down.

[00:12:59]So basically the government of Australia declares war.

[00:13:09]Oo, that's nice.

[00:13:12]Those are prop um Australian $100 bills.

[00:13:15]I can turn them into a regular $100 bills. American rather.

[00:13:20]Anyway, so they take the machine guns out there.

[00:13:28]This might be triggering for animal lovers.

[00:13:32]There are 20,000 of them. Hey. Um, Mossum.

[00:13:37]Um, there are 20,000 of them and 5 foot tall. Anyway, they take the machine guns, they declare war on the emu, open fire, and the emu's won.

[00:14:00]Um, thing is two big problems.

[00:14:07]Turned out Neu could take six or seven hits before it stopped coming.

[00:14:14]That's one.

[00:14:17]And two, they were just an emu can run at up to 30 m an hour. So they just scattered in all directions.

[00:14:37]That's what I'm doing, Martin.

[00:14:44]We're trying to save the emu here.

[00:14:46]Anyway, as you can imagine, this is a heck of a story.

[00:14:57]But you know what? If anyone ever doubts that birds are dinosaurs, just check out some emu.

[00:15:07]And what happened? Hey, Bliss, you made it. Great.

[00:15:20]Um, buying was 50.

[00:15:24]One cup of quarters is always anyway.

[00:15:27]So, the emu one um You know, I actually that's look that's as far as I know the story. I don't know if anybody knows what happened after that.

[00:16:01]Okay, we have one tower down.

[00:16:06]That's fun.

[00:16:15]Can someone quickly look up what happened right after the Great Demon War? I'm suddenly realize I don't I want to know the rest of the story and the farmers just had to put up with the emu.

[00:16:37]Okay.

[00:16:39]No, it's interesting.

[00:16:42]When I was a science fiction editor, we would occasionally get submissions of Australian published science fiction and see if we wanted the American rights.

[00:16:52]And the one thing you could pick up about um Ah, okay, that makes sense.

[00:17:09]the emulator. That's a nice autocorrect.

[00:17:17]Um, and one thing you could count on for Australian science fiction, it was all very sort of Oh, there we go again.

[00:17:36]And another one. Oh, but we lost those chips. Those chips up the chips off the table there on the left. We lose.

[00:17:45]Oh, well. Um, and uh, you were saying how come all your science fiction is so we go out to space and everything goes horribly wrong and we did horribly And they said, "Look, the difference between America and Australia is you went out into your undeveloped lands and you conquered them.

[00:18:27]We went out to our undeveloped lands.

[00:18:34]We died like flies and they're still undeveloped. So, we have a different attitude toward the whole go out and explore the strange unknown.

[00:18:58]Makes me kind of wonder now why there aren't more emus in the Mad Max movies.

[00:19:01]That would have been hilarious.

[00:19:08]Thank you for filling us in.

[00:19:48]Anyway, I think uh Michaela did a great job here fighting her own emu war cuz so far we haven't gotten the blessed thing down.

[00:20:16]It reminds me of a movie I bet you haven't seen called the night of the leipus in which a science a scientific experiment goes wrong.

[00:20:40]And suddenly there are giant bunnies attacking all the cities in Arizona. And I keep thinking it's an Australian movie because of their problems with rabbits, but it's not.

[00:20:57]And the only way to describe it, it was in the uh Michael Medv review. All that movie proves is that rabbits, even when filmed in tight closeup, to look large and menacing, are incapable of frightening anyone.

[00:21:24]Are there emu toys? I couldn't I don't I mean, I know she has uh snakes and spiders and sharks.

[00:21:43]Yes. The night of the leapus, lupus, whatever. The night of the bunnies. Hey, Mock.

[00:22:14]Well, so far Michaela does not have a 3D printer, so she couldn't just I can't believe this. I'll be right back.

[00:24:17]Okay, I'm going to call that Emu's revenge.

[00:24:23]What h it kept playing while I was gone.

[00:24:26]That makes me feel kind of useless.

[00:24:41]I will say that even as a science fiction guy when people would talk about terraforming Mars I would say why don't you start by terraforming the outback.

[00:24:51]back.

[00:25:03]Well, I think you'll find that well, they're not exactly scary. They could be a big problem if they eat all your food.

[00:25:22]I mean, I would really love to hear Hey, Corbin.

[00:26:26]Okay, I think I'm going to play this.

[00:26:27]You know, I feel kind of like an idiot to be playing this. Well, Tom is Michaela. Could you find out if there'll be anyone around around 9:00 that could let me play this?

[00:27:03]Thanks for the gold coin, she said.

[00:27:06]Sorry I did. That sounded like I was insulting you. I had to stitch your name though.

[00:27:33]So when it's So when it's like 8:00 a.m.

[00:27:47]in New York. What time is it in Alexa?

[00:27:54]When it is 8:00 a.m.

[00:27:57]in New York City, what time is it in Melbourne?

[00:28:00]>> 8 a.m. Where? Which city or time zone are you asking?

[00:28:04]>> When it is 8:00 a.m. in Brooklyn, New York, what time is it in Melbourne, Australia?

[00:28:11]>> When it's 8 a.m. in Brooklyn, it's 10 p.m. the same day in Melbourne. H This is called coin pushing.

[00:28:43]I paid $50 for one cup of quarters and then I'm trying to win those chips.

[00:28:52]There's some This This is a I'm playing an Australian version of the game.

[00:29:03]We got a mystery tin down. You put quarters in at the back and it pushes things out in the front.

[00:29:14]Okay. Well, that was silly of me.

[00:29:33]Okay.

[00:29:49]about 20 chips. That's something.

[00:30:01]And let me just pour out some quarters here.

[00:30:07]Hold on.

[00:30:20]And a 50 chip. So I'm even plus 20.

[00:30:41]And I got a mystery chip and a very welldressed.

[00:30:49]Hey, Rosie, if you can hear us.

[00:30:52]Um, mystery tin. Should I open this?

[00:30:59]Sproggy. I just don't remember.

[00:31:04]Um, you can always go back and look at the video.

[00:31:10]Oh, okay.

[00:31:18]20. Another 20. Not bad. Okay.

[00:31:32]Okay. I got another 20. Anyway, I think I'm going to do this again tomorrow morning while they're closed.

[00:31:39]So 7:30 a.m. would be like what?

[00:31:52]So 7 7 a.m. would be 9:00 a.m.

[00:31:57]but a day ahead.

[00:32:01]But do I really want to play at 9:00 a.m. on a Monday morning? I was hoping to get in on I guess it's really Wait.

[00:32:10]Sunday's almost over, right?

[00:32:13]Would that be 9:00 p.m. Sunday?

[00:32:18]No, wait.

[00:32:22]But what day? What day?

[00:32:25]Hey, buddy. What day?

[00:32:35]Okay. So, 7:30.

[00:32:40]So, 7:30 tomorrow morning would be what?

[00:32:52]Thank you, motor.

[00:33:00]Oh, cool. I did not see them go down.

[00:33:09]I will as soon as I run through the quarters, I will check them out.

[00:33:20]Anyway, I think this looks cool.

[00:33:33]You know, Michaela probably made all those uh emu soldier things. I mean, all the uh square things that are now buried or gone or whatever. Um because she couldn't find any good emu toy.

[00:33:56]Hey, there was a 100 chip in there.

[00:33:58]Okay, great.

[00:34:15]Is that better?

[00:34:19]Okay. So, I think I'm going to do this again at 7:30 tomorrow.

[00:34:24]Hey, I haven't seen James in a while.

[00:34:54]Yeah, but I got it the wrong time. I'll have to do it. I'm doing it again tomorrow morning. That's guaranteed.

[00:35:06]Um, I just take I just keep in this case I just keep the chips. I don't play for quarters.

[00:35:15]Which yes, I agree in this case is a big shame.

[00:35:30]And if you see any square rectangles with emus on them, shoot them. No. If you see any square um um any rectangles with emus on them, they're just there to fight the war.

[00:35:45]They're soldiers.

[00:35:48]Oh, El Capitan, are you an Aussie?

[00:35:53]I'm so sorry I did this. I didn't think it was 3:00 a.m.

[00:35:58]I will do it again at 7.

[00:36:01]Is that okay, Michaela? You mind setting it up again? Well, she'll she'll have someone set it up again. She just designs them.

[00:36:09]They do not The way it works here is you do not keep the coins. That is correct.

[00:36:18]Rosie Posie. Hello.

[00:36:29]In my personal opinion, emus are dinosaurs.

[00:36:34]Oh, there's a there's a prop Aussie Bill on the right there.

[00:36:45]Don't know if it'll fall or not.

[00:37:14]Does anyone here have any personal experience with emus?

[00:37:20]Casawary are also dinosaurs.

[00:37:33]I recall times in my youth when I claimed to be a You worked with emus.

[00:37:40]What did you do with emus?

[00:37:52]Well, preacher, before you go, preached, um, could if you thanks for the compliments, but could you subscribe and or like? Thanks.

[00:38:14]It's always a fun story when the under emu ones wins.

[00:38:30]Well, Nita, I didn't think you'd see one on the bus, but maybe, you know, maybe I'm just an anti- emite.

[00:38:49]I was thinking about that longtail about how you feel about animals, but they won.

[00:39:13]El Capitan, isn't it 3:00 in the morning where you are? Why are you up?

[00:39:47]That's interesting, Rosie, cuz in America we have people for Nita, are you also in Australia?

[00:40:35]That's what I heard. I'm going to play this game again at 7 I guess at 7:30 my time.

[00:40:50]Um, which I've which Ammony was nice enough to tell me, but I've Oh, that's 12:40 in the afternoon on Sunday there. Is that right? Oh, wait. No, Alexa, when it is 7:30 a.m. in Brooklyn, what time is it in Melbourne?

[00:41:17]when it's 7:30 a.m. in Brooklyn, it's 9:30 p.m. this day in Melbourne.

[00:41:25]>> Okay. So, yeah.

[00:41:30]Wait a minute.

[00:41:33]Okay. Right.

[00:41:40]Oh, see, I was just trying to figure out since this was all supposed to be a salute to are Australian people. And then I find out it's 3:00 in the morning.

[00:41:56]Um, Australia time and I'm a fool. I will play this game all over again in the morning.

[00:42:20]Okay. Clean out.

[00:42:34]Okay, I got back enough quarters to choke an emu.

[00:42:42]Hold on. I got a 100 chip here.

[00:42:52]I got a 50 chip.

[00:42:56]I got three tins, which I'll open in a moment as soon as I finish seeing what else I have in here.

[00:43:17]Huh.

[00:43:40]Okay.

[00:44:04]and I guess they didn't want to stay wherever you are.

[00:44:09]How long had you been together before you decided not to go to Australia?

[00:44:18]Oh, the tins. I'm sorry. Hold on.

[00:44:24]Okay, I have two reds and a green. I'm just going to open a 100 chip.

[00:44:34]Excellent.

[00:44:37]And a 50 chip. Also excellent.

[00:44:50]And another 50 chip also. Excellent.

[00:45:01]Oh well. I hope you had a good time while it lasted.

[00:45:20]I don't think we thought you meant exis and you killed her.

[00:45:50]another 10 down.

[00:45:52]And I think I'm getting get some 20s in a second there. The bill still on the right there still has not fallen.

[00:46:21]Um, we don't there's no time limit on this game.

[00:46:26]Buy in with 50 bucks. There are plenty of quarters.

[00:46:35]This is sort of an apology for from Michaela for not being able to do a really good job the first uh time she did the great emu war.

[00:47:00]So, I'm going to just keep playing this until it it becomes there's no more reason to play it anymore. And that we've either won anything or it's jammed permanently and the bill hopefully or if it becomes impossible. I mean, you can sometimes you it's clear that it's going to take 5 hours to get a 10 chip down and it's not worth it. So, but nope no time limits.

[00:47:39]I know. Why don't I just uh keep playing until the Australians wake up? Except for you, El Capan.

[00:47:48]Hello, honey.

[00:48:11]If I did, it would be more like a nightmare. At this point, I'm doing pretty well, honey.

[00:48:34]Okay, got some chips down.

[00:48:42]Yeah. A money, tell us the entire story of how you met, how you started hanging out, and the heartbreak when she had to go back out to Australia and you couldn't go Oh, I love that it's two personal a and you do have to answer.

[00:49:44]Um Jay, why do you keep posting 500 gold or something?

[00:50:14]It's not Price is right. It's just coin pusher.

[00:50:21]It's the Great Emu War.

[00:50:27]Was dating in person more fun?

[00:50:44]By the way, we're assuming that you're male and she's female for some reason.

[00:50:48]If that's incorrect, could you tell us I'm just going to assume you're still male and she's still female.

[00:52:02]I thought your name would be Maggie. I guess wrong. Okay. Ann, these days you got to ask Um, the bars are just soldiers. I'll show you when I get um Why? They know you too well at home.

[00:53:09]I think you should have.

[00:53:12]Anyway, so you were going to you guys were best friends, but best friends with benefits or just best friends or what?

[00:53:36]No. No. N look, some people like some people like the domestic and some people like the imported.

[00:54:03]You mean the coins that are up here?

[00:54:06]Yeah, they're out of the game.

[00:54:50]Okay, we have a tin about to fall over here.

[00:54:58]Oh, I think a money is in for a penny, in for a pound at this point.

[00:55:25]Okay.

[00:55:27]Avalanche of quarters, here it comes.

[00:55:41]Can you give me a sec here?

[00:55:47]Okay, first off, this is what the rectangles are. They have no value. They're just there to fight the war.

[00:56:22]Okay. So, I got some 20 chips.

[00:56:29]Um, A Money, could you pause your story for the second?

[00:56:36]Okay.

[00:56:47]It's another 50. Okay, cool.

[00:56:53]Okay, a money microphones back to you.

[00:57:21]Um, I haven't been counting as I go.

[00:57:24]Um, and I started just after 1:00.

[00:57:49]But where I'm playing, I pay huge dues, monthly dues. So the fact that I'm winning doesn't mean that necessarily I'm ahead for the month.

[00:58:18]Okay. Hey, money go on.

[00:58:21]By the way, I think Longtail is uh single and looking. So, just so you know.

[00:58:28]Yep. The dues keep the doors open.

[00:58:52]Hey, Bill. Doc. Bill. Hey, Bill.

[00:59:06]Okay, got a tip down in the 100 bill may fall. That'd be cool.

[00:59:18]Anyway, a money.

[00:59:22]So, you're hanging out with your friend, this hot chick from a from down under.

[00:59:37]Hey, Burpy.

[00:59:40]Hey, Rodney.

[00:59:42]Hey. I can't um make out what that is pronounced as, but you're glad glad you're here.

[01:00:06]Oh, Terrence, you're Aussie, too, right?

[01:00:09]Well, I'm playing I'm so sorry you're it's the middle of the night. I didn't realize that when I started playing this. So, I just got excited when Michaela called. I'm going to play this exact same Great Emu War again again at game again at 9:00 p.m. Sunday night.

[01:00:31]Hello, Hmed.

[01:00:44]I must have missed some of it.

[01:00:54]So, like I was saying, I think Longtail is single. How old did you say you were?

[01:00:59]How old are you compared to a um Longtail?

[01:01:08]Yes. Emus are the dinosaurs of the Well, they're just dinosaurs, that's all.

[01:01:14]I think we got a tin down.

[01:01:20]Those aren't casino chips. Those are Australian $20 chips. The red ones. And the yellow ones are $50 chips.

[01:01:34]A money.

[01:01:39]I'm trying to find the I'm just trying to figure out if these two are compatible. That's all.

[01:01:45]You were the one who was asking how old he was.

[01:02:06]See I am being what in Jewish cult my Jewish culture is called being a yenta.

[01:02:45]Well, this could be a dating app. Who knew? I mean, could the coin pusher dating app?

[01:02:55]Exactly. A cap.

[01:03:05]You could play coin pusher to you. and a money can play coin pusher at your wedding.

[01:03:19]As I say in my set, I'm 64, but age is just a number. A horrible, horrible number.

[01:03:30]It is an Aussie one. Well, it's a prop Aussie 100 bill. Yes.

[01:03:36]Hey, you think uh Michaela doesn't sweat the details?

[01:03:41]Those are Aussie chips, too.

[01:03:49]Yes. But uh when's your first date?

[01:03:51]Where do you guys live anyway? Let's not get into the same problem.

[01:03:59]Are you both in the US?

[01:04:13]come to it. I'd have to conduct it.

[01:04:21]Well, I'm glad I make you feel young.

[01:04:37]Well, that's not insurmountable.

[01:04:46]I think you should both take a cruise together cuz then the captain can just marry you.

[01:05:12]I mean, this bill over here, they're both $100 bills. One has a woman on it, one has a man on. I mean they should get m they should get married because I am a romantic and I've been married I've been my I've been married coming on let's see 27 years I've been with my wife for 30 and I'm romantic.

[01:06:03]Um, well then it's it's high time.

[01:06:09]Hey, money, have you ever been married?

[01:06:37]Well, I think Longtail has one kid, but she's single.

[01:06:47]I never heard the answer as to how old you are. A money.

[01:07:02]21 years in a row.

[01:07:22]Okay, now let's get on with planning a Money and uh Lotus getting together.

[01:07:40]longtail. Can you handle 40 or is that too young for you?

[01:07:46]Are you looking for like a 100 over there?

[01:07:54]Looks like it might go.

[01:08:01]Sounds like a good match to me.

[01:08:08]No. Why don't you get married first and then go on a date?

[01:08:29]It's 50% in the US. Um here here's what it comes down to.

[01:08:37]The reason it sounds like we have this huge divorce rate is because if you go back a couple hundred years before antibiotics say there's a reason for that two death do your part thing on the whole people tended to die.

[01:08:59]Um, so you you know it was like you get would get married early, have kids early because the chances are the guy would die or the woman would die in childbirth.

[01:09:17]Um, the reason we get divorced more often now is just cuz we live longer. That's it. I mean, if you got married in 1900, the year 1900, you were looking at maybe 25 years of marriage. Now, we're looking at 50, 60, 80 years of marriage.

[01:09:38]Just more time for the $100 bill went down. Even if it was Aussie, the Oh, wait. I can't believe it, but I have to say it. The $100 bill just went down under.

[01:10:05]So, we've gotten it we've gotten that settled.

[01:10:13]Um, a money and Lotus are going on a date.

[01:10:18]A money bid. Be a gentleman and pay for the babysitter.

[01:10:36]Okay, here's the hund. Maybe someone maybe El Capitan or Terren could tell us who the heck that is because we don't know.

[01:10:47]It's John.

[01:10:50]It's John Mache. What's his history?

[01:11:29]Got a 20 chip and the $100 bill. And give me just a second here.

[01:11:52]and an e- mystery tin.

[01:12:01]What's it? I don't know. The Alexa, play the Australian National Anthem.

[01:12:07]>> Here's Australian National Anthem by the Universal Band on Amazon Music.

[01:12:32]100.

[01:12:33]Go Aussies.

[01:12:36]Alexa, stop.

[01:12:43]Ebony, I'm glad I'm not the only Yenta.

[01:12:51]So, where in the US are you, Aoney?

[01:12:57]Thank you.

[01:13:09]I know where you know you guys should definitely go on a cruise together.

[01:13:17]Hey Aruski.

[01:13:31]Now you guys should definitely go on a cruise ship together because they have coin pushers.

[01:13:44]Wait a minute.

[01:13:47]You You chose Metro You chose Metro Detroit over Australia.

[01:13:53]H normally I don't. I got a call from Michaela that um her much nicer version of The Great Emu War was ready.

[01:14:10]And I just ran over and I didn't do the calculations right.

[01:14:17]Um, so it turns out it's 3:00 in the morning where they are. So I'm going to play this again Sunday morning at 7:30.

[01:14:38]Well, they Yes, it's true. We should have a all of us can come on a tell you what when I hit 50,000 I will look into inviting every member on their own dime to a coin pusher cruise.

[01:15:06]There was no time limit.

[01:15:12]I assume Michaela will eventually want to go home. I'm playing in her office.

[01:15:17]Um, you have a child showing what? Oh, showing um, hey, Linda.

[01:15:54]Oh, it's emu. Yes, I keep saying emu.

[01:15:57]It's emu. You corrected me the other day. Or maybe all the Americans got it right and all you um Australians are getting it wrong.

[01:16:13]Um, Noah, what's his name? The comedian who had the Daily Show for a while.

[01:16:24]Um, he said, "Listen, there are all sorts of com pronunciations of all sorts of different things, but it's a zebra.

[01:16:34]It's not a zebra. It's a zebra. And I know it's a zebra because we named it.

[01:16:48]Ah, okay.

[01:17:18]Hey guys, can we get my likes up to 300?

[01:17:21]I'm going to try and shoot for 300 on every uh on every game now. So, let's start by shooting for 200.

[01:17:31]There's 640 of you there.

[01:17:40]Nope. No stalking.

[01:17:55]How about starting with your text or email?

[01:18:10]And doesn't kangaroo mean something like I don't understand you?

[01:18:19]Well, I suppose you could date and then see if you want to get married. Or you could get married and see if you want to date.

[01:18:39]to do what? I'm not playing for quarters.

[01:18:58]H longtail, the typical UK town we see on American, we see on British TV, has lots of murders.

[01:19:31]Hey money, could you handle um Killa Kilf's uh question and then go back to uh But now back to Lotus.

[01:20:03]The old one. It just the Monsterverse movies.

[01:20:22]You know, the only thing I can figure is that people move to Midsummer because because of all the because of all the murders, the real estate costs must be very low.

[01:21:01]Your mother named you White Tasmanian Devil. That's adorable.

[01:21:19]Hey, Becky. We're trying to fix um a money up with uh Lotus.

[01:21:43]I'm doing great. How are you, Becky?

[01:22:13]We're busy arranging a marriage for a money and uh longtail lotus.

[01:22:33]Yes.

[01:23:29]Yes, I know you have to chat with Aoney on Discord.

[01:23:38]Lotus, you didn't come here thinking you'd find a husband, did you? But no, things happened that are a surprise.

[01:23:53]Hey, you're my penguin supplier.

[01:24:01]Step on up and beat the Mets.

[01:24:14]H All right, guys. Could we at least get me to 200 likes?

[01:24:22]Um, someone asked where I was playing.

[01:25:02]I'm so glad. Witch doctor, could I ask you to do like and subscribe?

[01:25:16]You may take I'm at 155 likes. I'd like to hit 300.

[01:25:24]Thank you, witch doctor.

[01:25:47]I'd like another 150 likes, please.

[01:26:12]Yeah, that just puts you back to no likes.

[01:26:17]You can only like once, then you unlike I don't think I'm going to be able to get this 100.

[01:27:02]So which duck?

[01:27:10]Oh, for that matter, maybe El Capitan would like to meet your ex in Australia.

[01:27:36]I do what?

[01:27:57]Okay, I'll retract it. I'll retract it.

[01:27:59]Why? She from Victoria. Is that the idea?

[01:28:11]Oh, um, Terrence and El Capitan, I heard maybe 5 10 years ago, I heard that this guy in Australia had this idea. There's a a river that runs from a mountain in Australia.

[01:28:34]um and off to the sea.

[01:28:39]And there was this idea that they would take the river and reverse it. So instead of flowing to the sea, it flew it flowed toward the interior.

[01:28:48]Am I just was I just hallucinating?

[01:29:00]I'm curious. It's in America, isn't it?

[01:29:03]the walk the World Cup or it's supposed to be. I'm looking forward to seeing if anybody shows up.

[01:29:21]Dan Schneider, you're about to find out what one of our most important rules is.

[01:29:28]Telmay money.

[01:29:33]It could have been that Flow state man. Thank you. Flow state.

[01:30:20]You know, once once you've subscribed to a channel, thank you KG for the flow state. Once you've subscribed to a channel, it's easy to forget that it's still important to the channel for you to like it because the more likes it gets, the more YouTube spreads it out to other people.

[01:30:51]Where was the water supposed to go if not to the farmers?

[01:30:57]They actually did it.

[01:31:34]Well, the only thing left worth that I can get I can't really get this $100 bill which is the only thing um over there. That's worth um winning. So, there's three 20s and a 50 right there.

[01:31:50]So, I'm going to uh go right after them.

[01:32:06]The red ones are 20 and the yellow is a 50.

[01:32:11]dollar.

[01:32:29]Just have to clean out.

[01:33:02]Got a 50.

[01:33:04]a bunch of quarters. Where was I?

[01:33:09]Yes, but I'm The problem is the $100 is stuck on top of three placards that don't have any value.

[01:33:23]50 more. Yep.

[01:33:26]So, what do you guys think I should do?

[01:33:28]Left, right, middle, up, down, sideways?

[01:33:36]Well, I could just do what I call a power line.

[01:33:43]Well, I got one bill off already.

[01:33:50]Yes, but no, this this is in Brooklyn, New York.

[01:33:58]Um they have promised me that they will even though it's an Australian bill they will charge it they will exchange it at American rates. So John is also trying for 300 likes.

[01:34:19]So even if you're subscribed and don't think I don't appreciate that heck out of that because I do. Um um what likes do I'm given to understand is that the more likes you have the more Amazon will suggest the channel to new people which leads to new subscriptions etc etc. So, okay. Well, just getting to 200 is only another 25 likes and there's 482 people watching. So, well, exteriority, if you're enjoying it, that's wonderful. Thank you. Could I ask you to subscribe and like You didn't know what you had to sell off one of the lines.

[01:36:01]I don't know what you mean by a bucket.

[01:36:12]Well, liquid girl, if I if you're enjoying it, I'm very happy.

[01:36:24]Could I impose upon you to subscribe and like?

[01:36:42]White Cat, are you here?

[01:36:45]Hey, White Cat.

[01:36:53]Oh, that's a D. That's a bonus hole. No, it doesn't have that.

[01:37:06]In Australia in 1932, the farmers were being ravaged by 20,000 migrating emus. So they sent the army out to stop it.

[01:37:21]The army went out with machine guns to take down all the emus.

[01:37:26]The emus won.

[01:37:50]really. You can look it up.

[01:37:53]And this is a tribute to our Australian jewelers that I didn't have the intelligence to realize that if I played now, it would wind up at 3:00 in the morning.

[01:38:10]But apparently a at least a couple of our Australian people are up at 3:00 in the morning. though.

[01:38:20]Also, I read that it took at least seven shots to bring an emu down.

[01:38:34]Oh, there are four chips stuck on the side because they were on top of a tower and the tower fell down in that direction. So, we lose them.

[01:38:56]when you'd like. You can scroll back and watch it happen.

[01:39:07]I'm doing it, White Cat. I'm doing it right now just for you. In return, could you like please if you haven't already?

[01:39:29]I'm trying to get to I'm trying to push for 300 likes on every uh on every game.

[01:39:34]It's not working so far.

[01:39:43]Yep. I'm gonna play the game again at Alexa. What is 7:30 Sunday morning in Brooklyn in Melbourne?

[01:40:00]>> That's May 31st, 2026 at 11:30 a.m.

[01:40:07]>> I am in Brooklyn. If it's 7:30 a.m. in Brooklyn, New York on Saturday, what time is it?

[01:40:16]Alexa, starting over.

[01:40:17]>> It's currently 2:40 p.m. in Brooklyn, New York.

[01:40:19]>> Right.

[01:40:20]>> You're about 7 hours ahead of that 7:30 a.m.

[01:40:24]>> Alexa, if if it is 7:30 Sunday morning in Brooklyn, New York, what time is it in Melbourne?

[01:40:42]7:30 a.m. Sunday in Melbourne.

[01:40:48]>> Okay. So, I'm going to be playing at 9:30 in Melbourne.

[01:40:53]>> Perfect. So, you'll be performing at 9:30 p.m. Melbourne time on Sunday, >> correct?

[01:40:58]>> That's quite the international gig you got lined up.

[01:41:01]>> Thank you.

[01:41:05]Hi, white cat.

[01:41:10]>> Oh, there's a another 20 that's hidden.

[01:41:12]Okay.

[01:41:16]>> Thanks for the gold coin.

[01:41:30]Wouldn't it be great if you could buy things in in the um you could buy things with experience points.

[01:41:45]Okay, I'm going left. Exteriority.

[01:42:02]Hey, Serge Breton. Been a while.

[01:42:22]What do you mean higher than normal?

[01:42:30]Do you mean the camera? I just want to see the people to be able to see the back.

[01:42:42]One more time on the left. You got it.

[01:42:52]Thanks for sending the star, Carl.

[01:43:08]The gold bars were yesterday.

[01:43:14]Actually, it were Thursday.

[01:43:17]Nope. Exactly 50 bucks.

[01:43:24]I'm not playing for quarters. And the quarters recycle. It's not like a slot machine.

[01:43:47]White cat. I'm just not following you.

[01:43:59]from the sidelines.

[01:44:04]Hey, Mastic Beach. I have a house out at Fire Island.

[01:44:14]Hey, Carol.

[01:44:26]Um, I have done quite well.

[01:44:30]I will count it up.

[01:44:34]Well, I don't have a I don't know what to do. I don't have a time limit. I'm used to having a time limit.

[01:44:46]These chips are just about the last things left to win because I've pretty much won everything else.

[01:45:23]Okay, I'm almost at 200 likes.

[01:46:02]Um, there is the yellow chip is $50 and the red chips are $20.

[01:46:13]And one chip is down.

[01:46:16]Hey, Mr. Mikey.

[01:46:31]Hey, let me clean out.

[01:46:35]Here's the 20.

[01:46:55]By the way, this is what I've won so far.

[01:46:58]So, I'm doing pretty well.

[01:47:03]Hello, the Alexandrias.

[01:47:06]The the El Capitan, I don't know what you mean by surpass.

[01:47:38]The the recorders cycle through.

[01:47:44]I don't It's not a slot machine.

[01:47:48]Hey, Colleen. It's not a slot machine.

[01:47:53]I don't lose the quarters when I put them in. They come back out. I lose a few, but there were multiple towers.

[01:48:22]It's emow. It's emow or emu. Emu, not emu.

[01:48:29]But don't get emo over it.

[01:49:37]Oh, close.

[01:49:42]Okay, I'm over 200 on likes. Let's see if I can get to 300.

[01:49:51]You're not a dirt bag, baby white cat.

[01:49:56]You're our You're the danger zone mascot.

[01:50:01]And there goes the 20. Okay, great.

[01:50:36]Hey, Big D. I don't know if you subscribed and liked yet, but if you haven't done either, if you could do both, it would be great.

[01:50:55]Oh, just to show the person. Somebody said that they were watching a show where they person had taken the glass off.

[01:51:03]I was showing that I hadn't.

[01:51:06]If you're talking about Butch and Amy's show, yeah, they make no They're fine with that.

[01:51:13]Hello, Barb. Verdoom.

[01:51:17]Thank you, Barbara. Did you subscribe?

[01:51:21]I sound like my mother. Okay, you cleaned up your mo you I Oh, it's great that you cleaned up your room, but did you take the garbage out yet?

[01:51:45]Okay.

[01:52:11]Hey, Boozler.

[01:52:33]Michaela went and got hot milk for both of us.

[01:52:39]Hello, villain era.

[01:52:42]You know, all the real villains, all the truly evil villains are liking and subscribing these days.

[01:52:50]So, if you want to join the conclave of doom, let's get me to 300 likes.

[01:53:38]She's just like You're just lucky she doesn't put you in one of the bags.

[01:53:51]Double tap the screen means like the um like the video. That would be great.

[01:53:56]Thank you.

[01:54:08]I'm sorry. Um, do I don't understand what you're asking. I'm playing now, obviously.

[01:54:16]I'm going to stop playing when I get those two off.

[01:54:39]I can only put in one quarter at a time.

[01:54:48]Power line. You got it.

[01:54:52]Would you guys make up your minds?

[01:54:55]I'm going to do a power line.

[01:55:10]And It's not a beginning. It's You came in at the end.

[01:56:04]Marco, quit your only allow kidding if you've already liked.

[01:56:16]Thank you for subscribing.

[01:56:24]Hard right. One more push.

[01:56:42]And I'll try Yeah, that's what you said about hard right.

[01:57:50]I had no idea what it was until someone explained Thank you.

[01:59:37]Z Sam, I don't know what you mean. You can't just say camera position. You have to tell me left, right, up, down, Terrence. I sense a notable lack of sympathy for your position.

[02:00:12]They fell off at the beginning of the game.

[02:00:17]You can go back and see it happen. There were five towers right here.

[02:00:39]Hello Malaysia.

[02:01:17]I think for the emu from the emu's point of view they fell the right way.

[02:01:28]I know that.

[02:01:46]Why would you hear planes or sirens?

[02:01:50]Are they after you again?

[02:02:00]I'm playing in Michaela's office. She got the new She had done a great emu war that she thought was lame that I played the other day.

[02:03:12]quarters.

[02:03:16]That's not a That's not a card. That's an Australian dollar. 100 Australian $100.

[02:03:24]Like this. See this one? I This one I got down. That one is stuck.

[02:03:38]I No, I'm not I don't normally play Saturday nights, but I am gonna play two games tomorrow. I'm going to play this again at a good time for Australians and I'm going to play my usual 10:00 to Okay, I keep saying this. White, what do you mean by put the camera back? Where would you like the camera? Tell me exactly.

[02:04:16]There's two chips left.

[02:04:18]There's two of what left?

[02:04:23]I don't know.

[02:04:25]I don't manufacture these things.

[02:04:29]What do your hundreds look like?

[02:04:31]Tell you what, why don't you uh why don't you pick up a bunch of uh Australian hundreds?

[02:04:56]Send them to me.

[02:05:03]This is for our This was Michaela set this up for our as a tribute for our Okay, let me start again. One of my viewers from Australia said, I think Tekk said, "Can you do some sort of Australian inspired game?"

[02:05:22]And I suggested to Michaela, "Hey, how about the Great Emu War?" and she made one, but her printer broke down and it was kind of not the greatest.

[02:05:34]Um, sure, she's the game designer. Um, the previous version of this was kind of lame as it turned out and she was unhappy with this.

[02:05:48]Um, but this one turned out great. So, she said, "Hey, come over and play it."

[02:05:53]and I got the times wrong and wound up playing for the Australians at 3:00 in the morning, little knowing that Terrence and El Capitan would be awake.

[02:06:19]How exactly do you clean out?

[02:06:24]Um, here's that 20 I got down.

[02:07:10]Is that right?

[02:07:21]Oh, Terrence, you're the night security guard. Well, I'm so glad that I did this then.

[02:07:37]I just feel bad that Tekk is missing it.

[02:07:42]But you know what? I'm really not up to getting up early and doing it again tomorrow. Perhaps I'll do it as the 10:00 game.

[02:07:53]Yeah. Okay. Well, that wouldn't make it midnight in Australia. Uh, hello Shannon from Oklahoma.

[02:08:22]Okay, let's get me to 300 likes, shall we? There's 500 people here.

[02:08:36]You know what, guys? I don't think about to doing it again tomorrow morning, but I will do it again probably the Friday morning show.

[02:08:48]I will do this again because then it will be Saturday.

[02:08:58]Thank you, Stephen Kirk. Kirkwood, can you give me a like and a subscribe?

[02:09:15]Witchcraft. Go to the channel. Check my profile. It lists all the games.

[02:09:28]Yeah, it's moving, but I don't think it's ever going to fall.

[02:09:38]Yep, I am sure. I'm not going to do it tomorrow morning, but I'm going to do it Friday morning.

[02:09:50]And that would put it at Friday night at 10:00 your time.

[02:09:57]Oh, am I sure about the 100? Yes, there is no buried. There is a Oh my god, you're right. There is a buried 100 chip.

[02:10:08]Okay, I'm going after that.

[02:10:11]Thank you.

[02:10:17]Did you hear that? Uh, A Money is going to marry um, Longtail Lotus.

[02:10:42]Yep. They didn't know either. I had to tell them.

[02:11:02]So do I. Right over there.

[02:11:09]Can you guys see it?

[02:11:22]Which of the many ironies are you enjoying? A money.

[02:12:01]What is it? The Australia Detroit connection.

[02:12:16]And White Cat thinks she's too young to get married.

[02:12:41]There were only two bills. There was one over here and one here. And I can't win this one. But that 100 over there does seem possible.

[02:12:52]S, you could always go back and watch it later.

[02:12:58]In the meantime, Sue, I don't know if you're a subscriber or not, but either way, if you could like it, I would be great. Trying to get to 300 likes.

[02:13:07]I'm also trying to get that 100 chip down.

[02:13:23]I did pretty well.

[02:13:51]And I'm also trying to get to 300 likes.

[02:13:54]Oh, and When I get to 25,000 likes, I will for two whole weeks shut up about asking people to subscribe.

[02:14:11]Thanks for subscribing, Methanine.

[02:14:25]What kind of water do you have?

[02:14:49]I mostly drink from the hose.

[02:14:53]Oh.

[02:15:08]Um, well, they're not all the not all coin pusher machines are the same, nor do I seem think I have a particular method.

[02:15:23]Tap water in New York comes from rivers and lakes upstate and it's wonderful.

[02:16:04]You have one what? Coin pusher.

[02:16:09]Well, I don't know what prizes they put in it.

[02:16:13]I don't know how it works. I don't know if it has a skill stop.

[02:16:43]Oh, so Sue, you're in New York.

[02:16:47]cuz that's where the best pizza is.

[02:17:04]Yep. Me too. That is the best pizza in the world.

[02:18:04]Somebody told me they liked Detroit pizza best. And I said, "What the heck is Detroit pizza? Unemployed on one side, burned down on the other.

[02:18:21]I'm playing at Gowanas Gaming in Brooklyn, New York."

[02:18:26]But guys, you know what? I'm an old man and I'm a little sore and I've been playing for, let's just say, a long time. So, I'm going to cut now. I'm going to do a count up.

[02:18:41]cuz otherwise I think I'll play forever.

[02:18:44]Okay, let's do a count up.

[02:18:50]You know what? I'm just going to do it like this. 100 that they claim is an Aussie buck, but it doesn't really matter.

[02:18:58]120, 170, 220, 240, 260.

[02:19:26]Why did I put these lids on again? 310.

[02:19:36]410.

[02:19:48]460.

[02:19:57]480 500 600 620 Okay 620 Wow.

[02:20:24]720.

[02:20:26]820s is 920.

[02:20:37]980 minus 50 is $930.

[02:20:47]Okay, guys. I'm going to see you tomorrow at 10:00.

[02:20:50]And uh Friday morning I'll play this this game again. See you then, guys.

[02:20:56]Bye.

[02:20:59]Oh, and Aoney, let me know when you and Lotus are hooking up. Bye.