This is a textbook example of creative bankruptcy, shamelessly mashing together two exhausted tropes to exploit a public domain title. It represents the absolute nadir of franchise exploitation, where irony replaces actual storytelling.
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Amityville Shark House - Official Trailer (2026) Shawn C. Phillips, Julie Anne PrescottAdded:
[music] >> I just got the Amityville Horror That house is famous. You heard about that devil worshipping cult that was living there?
Sir, calm down. This place is bad. You go in there, YOU WILL NOT COME OUT.
THAT HOUSE. One weird thing after another. What the hell is this place?
Who the hell are you?
Welcome home.
I found this shark statue. I touched it.
What's going on with my finger? There's some really bad energy on that thing.
You should just get out of this house.
I've been seeing things.
I'm hearing voices. Yes.
They're telling me to kill.
The shark idol has a strong connection to the cult. They call themselves the children OF THE FINA.
I DON'T FEEL RIGHT. WHAT'S happening to me?
You are the only one that can help. He needs you.
Exorcism is extremely dangerous.
>> [screaming] >> I appreciate you coming out here.
>> [music] >> I really needed you. Every last bit of you.
It's coming. It's coming.
>> [screaming] >> You're the devil.
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