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Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:00]Today we're doing anonymous confessions from the Twitch chat. Um, I don't know what to expect. Last time there was a bunch of stuff about cousins and concerning things to say the least.

[00:00:14]So hopefully today isn't like that.

[00:00:18]Okay. Hi Angel. Hopefully today isn't like that. So let's see.

[00:00:25]Oh, okay. Wait, I don't know.

[00:00:33]Okay, starting off an honest confession.

[00:00:36]I hate you. All right. Why Why is that the first one that we got? Okay. Listen.

[00:00:44]Why is the first one first anonymous confession is I hate you.

[00:00:51]Okay. All right. Moving on to the next anonymous question confession. I throw salami slices at my brother when I'm bored and it brings me immense joy. Why are you Where are you getting the supply of salami?

[00:01:08]You have an unlimited supply of salami.

[00:01:09]Where where is this coming from?

[00:01:12]Like where what what do you mean you have what? Why would you do that? What sparked that? What sparked you throwing salami at your brother?

[00:01:23]Okay, moving on.

[00:01:26]I love heated rivalry. Hey, that's awesome. Good for you.

[00:01:30]Okay, next one. I goon watching your streams.

[00:01:37]Okay, listen. If if you're gooning right now, you need some help. Okay, gooning can be a very serious thing, right? I got in this constant perpetual goon cycle for around three weeks where I would just wake up, sleep, goon, wake up, goon, sleep, wake up, goon, sleep.

[00:01:54]And it turned into my whole life became gooning.

[00:01:59]Okay, you need to stop gooning. You need to go outside. Okay, what? Why are you guys saying tmi, bro?

[00:02:09]Why are you guys saying tmi? Hands are up.

[00:02:13]Okay. Okay, so hands are up. Okay. So, you're not gooning anymore. Okay. Good.

[00:02:18]Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Very good.

[00:02:20]Okay. Next. Next one.

[00:02:23]Once I've finished my [ __ ] I let the crack dry out. And if there's any leftover crumbs, I pick them out of my hairy crack.

[00:02:37]Yo, honestly, I'm gonna keep it real, bro. Real, bro. I do that, too. All right. You're not alone. Whoever So, whoever sent that. Hey, we we both doing that. We all doing that, bro. We all doing that, right, chat? Right. Yeah, y'all got me. Yeah, valid. That was me.

[00:02:53]Yo, W, bro. W picking the crack. W picking the hairy crack, bro.

[00:03:05]Um, all right.

[00:03:07]Next one.

[00:03:09]I have the biggest crush on you and Ace.

[00:03:13]Okay.

[00:03:15]Um, yo, Ace Acres, someone has a crush on you, bro.

[00:03:21]Okay. Not me, though. I crush on goth mommies. I like goth mommies. All right.

[00:03:26]Next one.

[00:03:29]I [ __ ] myself on the playground in the second grade. Lol. Yeah, honestly, bro, we've all been there. Um, I did more of like a [ __ ] slashthrow up. Um, I one time in class I threw up all over myself and I was like covered in throw up and I like I like locked eyes with my crush and I was like I'm really sick. And then like as I'm saying I'm really sick just tremendous amounts of [ __ ] came out of my [ __ ] Okay, while I'm covered in throat.

[00:03:58]So we've all been there, bro.

[00:04:01]It's it's not that big of a deal, bro.

[00:04:03]Just just, you know, move past it. It's It's a normal thing, bro. Just let it, you know, just You gotta keep moving.

[00:04:11]You gotta keep moving, dude. All right, next one.

[00:04:15]Florida is a burning hell. Yes, I agree.

[00:04:18]When I was a kid, I found out our family tree documents and got bored and made them into paper airplanes and threw them and they all got lost. But to this day, I still lie and say I've got no clue what happened to them. Dude, seriously, it's kind of messed up.

[00:04:36]What are you? What?

[00:04:41]Okay, we've made it through 10 and there's no weird cousin ones because the first responses are from people on the Discord and then probably after 20 it's going to be people from Twitch. So hopefully I don't know. I once found out my ex was cheating on me, not with just one girl, but with six girls. So I thought, what could I do worse than six?

[00:05:01]So I slept with his best friend in my ex's bed. Listen, two wrongs don't make it right. All right. Listen, Cario with the with the sub. Hey, I appreciate you, Silia. Thank you so much for the sub. I appreciate you. Um, what dude?

[00:05:23]Two wrongs don't make a right. All right.

[00:05:26]Um, six people is insane, first of all.

[00:05:30]Second of all, two wrongs don't make it right. It seems fair. It's not, bro.

[00:05:33]It's not. It's a vicious endless cycle.

[00:05:35]And I don't think you felt very good probably after doing that. I would assume, but you go. You do you. All right. Next question or thing. When I was 18, I threw a knife at my sister and she had to get stitches. Luckily, it was on her hand and she's okay. What?

[00:05:56]Listen, what is the deal with like siblings?

[00:06:00]What is the deal with like siblings and like like chasing each other with knives?

[00:06:06]Like I rage baited the crap out of my brother growing up and like literally rage baited the crap out of him and he threw binoculars at my head and I had to get stitches. I have I have like a scar right here. I don't know if can you guys see it?

[00:06:24]It's right here. I had to get four stitches.

[00:06:28]Okay. Later on, he actually chased me around the house with a knife and said he was gonna kill me.

[00:06:39]So, I don't know what the deal is. And my sister. My sister, too. My sister chased me around the house with a knife as well.

[00:06:47]And like we were I was literally running for my life, dude.

[00:06:52]I was literally running for my life. I was like, "Oh my god." Like, she literally has a knife. She's going to kill me. And We I like I like fell down the stairs cuz I was running from her, bro. I literally fell down the stairs. I like I like ran and jumped down the stairs and fell down the stairs, bro.

[00:07:12]So, I don't know, dude. I don't know what the deal is. I don't can relate. I think a sibling thing or something that like you just don't understand the like weight of like I think it's just like a sibling thing.

[00:07:34]You just don't understand the weight of like those actions when you're young.

[00:07:37]All right, next question. My friend go to his crush's handwriting. All right, bro. You're down bad, dude. What are What are you doing? Are you serious?

[00:07:50]handwriting.

[00:07:53]Speaking of, I'm sending you guys notes, personalized notes. I hope that nobody nobody goons to my handwriting. I'm sending you guys personalized notes to people who text me. I'm sorry, bro.

[00:08:04]What? Dude. Oh my god. Okay, next. I have crazy dreams with you. Lit.

[00:08:15]Um, next. When I was three, I was at a theme park with my family and we were at a picnic bench, but I snuck off under a gate and found a chicken and I grabbed it from behind and started shaking it up and down trying to get it to fly. I still feel bad for the little dude even though it did become my Macy's my Macy's nuggets.

[00:08:36]What is a Macy nugget?

[00:08:47]Okay. Yeah, I use chat to be for everything like all of all the way from my homework and what caption to post on Instagram to how to talk to people specifically, guys. Dude, I don't The thing about chatbt is I think that um it provides you like an unbiased like opinion and you could say whatever, right? Like like if you tell somebody that information, if you're like, "What do I say to this person?" Then it's like, "Well, then they know, you know, we know you use it. Bro, I don't use it.

[00:09:22]I don't use it, dude. I It uses too much water, dude. JBT, we're running out of water, dude. But I think that's why people do that." All right.

[00:09:32]Oh, I accidentally committed frog genocide and wiped away several generations of amphibians when I was 8 years old. So back when I was still in India, I used to visit my grandparents every year during summer and they had more like a hole nobody knew any use of like 4t deep right above right by the front door of the house that had an opening right by people's feet so you could accidentally slip into it if you weren't being careful for. So for that reason it's always been covered up. This one time when I was eight, my mom and grandpa had just returned from the grocery trip and the powder detergent bag was accidentally spilled open. I don't know how in the car. So, while they took the rest of it, the groceries inside, they instructed my eight-year-old self to carefully pick up the detergent bag and bring it in because they had a lot of stuff. Obviously, me thinking I'm this big girl with responsibilities, decided that of course I was the man for the job. Coincidentally, they the covering for the well was taken off because it was the middle of the of monsoon season, so everything was rainy and it was the right breeding ground for frogs and other amphibians. So, as I am walking over trying to balance the bag of detergent in my hands carefully, I don't see the puddle from the rains last night in front of me and slip on it and the detergent bag slips from my hands because I'm trying to regain balance and it falls on the ground near the well. A fourth of it sping into the ground of of course inside the well. I of course didn't notice the detergent inside the well because I'm focused on the I told you so scolding I'm about to receive inside the house.

[00:11:02]So, I quickly scramble quickly scramble up and get inside with the now slightly empty detergent bag and snitch on myself to my mom saying that I spilled a little of the detergent on the ground. She scolds me. My grandpa chides me a little, but they both they're both like, "Oh, the gardener can take care of this tomorrow." Fast forward a few days and I forget all about the accident when everyone starts to notice a weird smell coming from the front door. My dad goes out and checks and lo and behold, most of the amphibians inside the well are dead because of the detergent. I don't remember if they scolded me for this or not because I can only focus on the fact that I was I committed war crimes against the innocent animals at the ripe age of eight. I'm now 23 and I still remember it from time to time. The end.

[00:11:51]Dude, war crimes is crazy, bro. War crimes is crazy, dude. I broke my thumb doing the splits. How do you break your thumb doing the splits, dude? My ex little brother still hits me up and my ex doesn't know about it. I could easily pull up to the family function if I wanted to, bro. Dude, that's just like recipe for disaster, dude.

[00:12:18]That's actually recipe for disaster.

[00:12:21]I ate my fart once. Yo, you can't eat a fart, dude. I've tried it. Okay, you can't eat a fart. I've literally tried it. It's impossible, bro. Okay, you definitely rehearse arguments in the shower. Why are you saying I don't rehearse arguments in the shower, dude?

[00:12:42]What the heck?

[00:12:48]F you mean you tried it, bro? What? What are you talking about? Um, all right.

[00:12:55]Anony confession. Okay. I'm secretly a goth momish.

[00:13:05]Um, okay.

[00:13:14]I goon to you every day, daddy. All right, dude. What are we saying? What is going on?

[00:13:25]My my name isn't actually tragic snail.

[00:13:28]No, dude.

[00:13:31]Tragic. Are you serious?

[00:13:38]Tragic. You're literally in chat right now, dude.

[00:13:43]I love theology and Jesus, of course.

[00:13:45]Fire W.

[00:13:50]I don't know what to say other than I'm the goat and I mo you. Who is this dude?

[00:13:55]Who are you? Who are you genuinely? Who are you?

[00:14:05]One time my brother was what?

[00:14:11]All right, bro. This see this is where it's starting to get weird. I told you guys after like 20 is where it starts getting weird. What? After 20 it starts getting weird, bro. Like, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO SAY TO THAT? WHY ARE YOU CONFESSING THAT? Oh my god. All right.

[00:14:27]She's a 10, but she's naughty, dude. 100 out of 10, dude.

[00:14:33]I would purposefully take my fish out of the tank and watch it flop around. W, bro. No, I'm just kidding. Not W. But I I probably would have done that, too, if I had a fish, just cuz like it's it's like a fish when I was a kid.

[00:14:46]When I was little, my family made me kiss my cousin at a wedding. Now a picture of us is hanging up on our cousin's mantle.

[00:14:52]What did I say, bro? The cousin stuff starts coming in, dude. The cousin stuff starts coming in. What is the deal with the cousin stuff, bro? I literally told you guys the cousin stuff was going to start coming in.

[00:15:08]I'm not actually 63. I'm I'm 23. Guess who?

[00:15:13]Daniel. Is it Daniel?

[00:15:25]Bro, I have to be honest. I'm really pretty. And it's hard because people always tell me I am. And I have to lie and say, "No, I'm chopped." But I'm really pretty. My at is Mr. Beast. Yo, W Mr. Beast, bro. W Mr. Beast in in my anonymous confessions, dude. Yo, let's go, Mr. beast.

[00:15:46]Like, what? I don't know. I don't know what to say, dude.

[00:15:53]Oh my god. I love your dark hair. It looks really good. Thank you. I appreciate it. Broke up over with my boyfriend twice because I miss being single. #hgho hashtagstay toxic. All right, dude. This is the problem, dude.

[00:16:04]This is the problem. Listen, why do you guys do this? I broke hashtag yung-ho hashtagstay toxic, bro. Are we serious, dude? Dude, Young Hoe is like is like so bad.

[00:16:20]Like, are we serious, dude? Come on.

[00:16:24]What's good, Batman? What's good? We're doing anonymous confessions right now.

[00:16:28]All right. All right, dude. What are we God? DUDE, STOP SAYING YOU JERK IT TO ME.

[00:16:37]If you jerk it to me, just don't tell me. All right? Like, I don't need to know that.

[00:16:43]I get that this is anonymous confessions, but just jerk it in silence, bro. Just jerk it in silence, okay? Jerking it in silence is the best thing you can do. All right.

[00:16:55]I want to sit on your face and hear you say my name. All right, dude. See, now we're getting into like we're getting into freak territory, bro. Like, we we were normal. We were chilling, you know?

[00:17:07]It's like little story time of how I mass genocided frogs. Okay, completely normal. Um, now it's getting weird. Okay, now it's getting weird, dude. Here we go.

[00:17:23]Freshman year of college, I walked into my roommate getting dogged out by her ex. Safe to say we were best friends to this day. Still, w best friend getting dogged out by her ex, bro. If you want to get dogged out by your ex every now and then, bro, there's nothing wrong with that. All right?

[00:17:37]There's nothing wrong with that, bro.

[00:17:39]You know, you're in my dreams. Get out. All right, bro. I got you, bro.

[00:17:50]I say on my way before I even stand up.

[00:17:52]Yeah. See that? That's this. You are the problem right here. You are the problem, bro. Because you are the problem.

[00:17:58]Because when I say I'm on my way, people think that I'm not on the way, but I'm literally I'm literally moving towards the location I'm going, right? And y'all literally say, "Oh, I'm on my way." And then it's like, "Okay, are you on your way? Are you staying still? What are you doing?" Right? Okay.

[00:18:16]So, like, listen y'all, bro.

[00:18:22]When if you're on the way, say you're on. Don't My god. You y'all get what I'm saying, dude. I don't know, but you're sexy. Yo, thank you. I like did cheese.

[00:18:31]What is dead cheese, bro?

[00:18:35]What even is that? What is dead cheese?

[00:18:37]Educate me.

[00:18:39]What is dead cheese? That's a thing.

[00:18:48]Oh my god, man.

[00:18:51]I cracked a stuffed animal and my friend thought it was her favorite chocolate and ate it.

[00:18:57]What?

[00:18:59]What do you mean you cracked a stuffed animal and your friend thought it was chocolate and ate it? How big is this stuffed animal? What do you mean you cracked it?

[00:19:07]What does that even mean, dude? How do you crack a stuffed animal?

[00:19:14]What is Bro, when I have sleepover with my friends, I would wait till they sleep, then look at their snake.

[00:19:22]What? What snake are you talking about?

[00:19:31]What are you talking about, dude? What kind of snake?

[00:19:35]I'm not going to lie. I was about four or five. I used to think that tornadoes were a giant potato rolling around and crushing people's houses. To this day, I still embarrassed about it.

[00:19:43]True. Confession. Okay. Okay.

[00:19:47]Don't cancel my Wait, let me read this one, dude. Okay. Don't cancel my ad. This was a while back, but I had a crush on my PE teacher. He was pretty young, though.

[00:20:00]Not an UNC teacher. Never did anything though and never made it obvious.

[00:20:14]Izzy with a sub. Yo, Izzy, thank you so much, bro. I appreciate it.

[00:20:19]Dude, what? Oh my god, dude. What are we What is going on?

[00:20:26]I've been stalking you throughout your home. I'm a goth mommy. Those who know, bro.

[00:20:35]Those who know. Um, I say I'm away before I even say. Okay. Sometimes I play on when I'm on Poly AI, I like to [ __ ] What? What is that?

[00:20:50]What?

[00:20:55]I don't even know what Poly AI is.

[00:20:59]I used a litter litter box when I was like six in front of my a bunch of my friends because I didn't want to go all the way upstairs to piss. Then I had a few years later and threatened to throw a roller skate at my one of my friends.

[00:21:11]What? What do you mean you didn't want to go all the way upstairs to piss?

[00:21:15]Dude, bro, what do you mean, dude?

[00:21:21]You know, when I was kid, I had a friend and he was like, "Oh, the shower, it's like a toilet. You can just pee in it.

[00:21:28]It's the same thing. And he just like instead of going to the bathroom that was literally right here. Like it's literally like it's either the shower or the bathroom. He's like, "It's literally the same thing." And he just walks in just pisses all in the shower. I'm like I mean I guess like it is just water.

[00:21:47]Yo, Nadia with the 2,000 bits. Yo, w you Nadia. Oh my god. I didn't see that till just now. Thank you so much, Nadia.

[00:21:55]You have friends? Yes, I had friends growing up, dude. Okay. Oh my god.

[00:22:00]I gooned your thirst traps, dude. We can't be gooning to my thirst traps anymore, bro. My thirst traps should I don't even know, dude. Okay, next one.

[00:22:12]I watch you from your window every night. All right.

[00:22:16]Yeah.

[00:22:18]What are we saying?

[00:22:21]What are we saying?

[00:22:23]What are we saying, dude? I watched my best friend at the time f a guy right beside me while drunk in Swan San Juan.

[00:22:32]Yo, honestly, I feel like that's kind of normal, bro. Is that normal?

[00:22:38]Is that normal? I feel like that's a normal thing that happens. Not to me, but like I feel like that's like a thing that happens.

[00:22:48]Is that not Hey, so no, that's not normal.

[00:22:53]I feel like that's a normal thing that San Juan and Spain. Yes.

[00:22:59]I feel like it's a normal thing that's happened, dude.

[00:23:02]You tell me, dude. I don't know. I feel like that I've heard that before, like many times. She's a 10, but would love to give you hickeys. I don't know. I don't know. I caught my mom cheating on my dad, but I can't bring myself to tell him, bro.

[00:23:18]Honestly, yeah, that's a tough one, dude. You should probably just let it be to be real. Like you should probably just let it be cuz I don't know. It's like adult stuff.

[00:23:30]It's like adult stuff that you shouldn't interfere.

[00:23:36]>> I got my ex a week after we broke up.

[00:23:39]All right. What is the deal with you guys and getting with your ex's friends?

[00:23:42]Dude, what is the deal? What is the deal? I've never gotten with my ex's friend.

[00:23:51]Why do y'all keep getting with y'all's ex's friends? Because normally it's like a big friend group.

[00:24:00]I accidentally dated two people in the same friend group at the same time and they only found out because one of them borrowed my hoodie. Bro, how are you doing this? How are you guys doing this?

[00:24:11]How are you guys doing this? Bro, how are y'all getting AWAY WITH THIS? I CAN'T EVEN GET ONE PERSON TO LIKE ME.

[00:24:20]I CAN'T even get a relationship with one person. How are you guys getting two?

[00:24:24]Y'all greedy. Share.

[00:24:35]All right, Zo.

[00:24:37]All right. I have a folder for every time you've ever said anything to me.

[00:24:44]I killed my sister's cat on accident. I was doing laundry and she crawled in the dryer and I was distracted. I didn't see her and started it. My mom took blame for my sister. Still doesn't know it was me. Bro, hopefully she's not watching this. All right, we're going to do five more.

[00:24:59]My dad used to eat white dog poo when he was a child. All right. Why? Where is he acquiring white dog poo?

[00:25:08]What is where?

[00:25:10]God. All right. Every time I hear your voice, I get turned on. All right, dude.

[00:25:16]I tried cracking a house. I saw it on Tik Tok. What do you mean you tried cracking a house?

[00:25:25]What? What are we saying?

[00:25:28]What's good, Moonlight? Bro, one time I accidentally ate a rock that I found in my fridge because I thought it was a chocolate rock. All right, dude. Why? What do you mean you thought it was a chocolate rock?

[00:25:41]I like to crack on stanto. What is that?

[00:25:49]What? I broke a cucumber in me while using it as a dildo.

[00:25:57]Oh my god, dude.

[00:26:00]Okay, I think we're going to end it here, bro.

[00:26:04]How did you break it? You must have been going crazy.

[00:26:09]You must have actually been going crazy, bro.

[00:26:15]All right.

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