Good Children’s Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella Get Sloppy

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[00:00:00]You really got to bring the party.

[00:00:01]>> I didn't know. I genuinely didn't know.

[00:00:03]He didn't send face, which like I don't normally do that. I just like >> But when in the Bahamas sometimes you like need to suck a sack for a sec and like I was like it I don't give a suck a sack.

[00:00:13]>> Suck a sack for a sec. Suck a sack for a sec. And I did.

[00:00:22]>> My number is 21353618.

[00:00:26]I know seconds potgmail.com. Now on with the show. Hi you slap you stupid little so you turtle. Welcome to sl big me.

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[00:00:38]>> You look amazing.

[00:00:39]>> I am I am on pills and I love it.

[00:00:42]>> Pills and potions. Remember that redacted song by that artist >> Pills and Potions?

[00:00:47]>> Oh my god.

[00:00:48]>> Hold on a second.

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[00:01:18]>> This interrupting guest are two reformed overachieving theater kids. No, they're not. Who cares?

[00:01:24]>> They're film whatever you want. Well, you were doing a lot of wicked in your room.

[00:01:28]>> Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We were theater kids.

[00:01:29]We just didn't do theater. The energy turned podcast hosts who built a devoted following of 14-year-old girls out of oversharing, spiraling, and turning childhood trauma into comedy. From chasing gold stars, and perfection to unpacking anxiety, body image issues.

[00:01:46]>> That one was crazy.

[00:01:47]>> Not me.

[00:01:48]>> That was crazy.

[00:01:49]>> No one here.

[00:01:50]>> And what it means to grow up trying to be good. Their show feels like a sleepover that somehow turns into a queer group therapy. Damn.

[00:01:58]Please show some Please welcome the host of Good Children, Joey Hedges.

[00:02:04]So close, right?

[00:02:06]>> You got the last name right, but I've never gone by Joey.

[00:02:10]>> Oh, maybe there's just a lot of Y's. Joe Hedges and Andrew Muscarella.

[00:02:15]>> Amazing. I'll take it.

[00:02:17]>> Joey and Andy.

[00:02:18]>> Joey and happy. Never gone by. I did not mean to sound.

[00:02:28]>> I'm being nasty today.

[00:02:29]>> Good luck. Good luck trying to find where TO PUT THAT >> LA. OH MY GOD. Thank you. Last time we all hung out, we were in New York City >> in a weird dance.

[00:02:38]>> Weird dance hall.

[00:02:39]>> It was strange.

[00:02:40]>> There was a piano in the corner.

[00:02:42]>> There was I love that again. Like I said, I want to go back there. I don't think it exists anymore. I mean, we walk around.

[00:02:48]>> It was like a weird coffee shop that had a dance studio and then like two other studios.

[00:02:53]>> Yeah. And there was like a blackbox theater. They were rehearsing a the a dance performance.

[00:02:57]>> Oh, I would have loved to see I remember that.

[00:02:59]>> Oh, right. Cuz I was walking around in Dragon. They were acting like it was completely normal.

[00:03:04]>> It's Brooklyn.

[00:03:05]>> That's the thing about New York. You know what I mean?

[00:03:08]>> So many businesses you're like you love and you go to all the time and then a year later it's gone. I couldn't tell you. I mean like I I've never been there prior and I've never been there since.

[00:03:17]But I don't think about it anymore and I think about it constantly. Yeah.

[00:03:21]>> All the time.

[00:03:22]>> It's probably like a dog veterinarian one of those.

[00:03:27]>> Yeah.

[00:03:27]>> I would like >> they keep popping up all over.

[00:03:30]>> What is it called? Um >> a vet clinic.

[00:03:33]>> Yeah.

[00:03:33]>> But not that but it's called like modern animal. There's like 13 of them in my neighborhood now.

[00:03:41]>> It's like a iPad. Like you come in, you just rub your cat, you do not talk to a person. It's amazing.

[00:03:46]>> Do you guys have pets?

[00:03:47]>> No.

[00:03:48]>> Yeah. Good.

[00:03:49]>> Oh my god. Right.

[00:03:50]>> I just like can't take care of anything else but myself. You have three tanks.

[00:03:54]>> Three fish tanks.

[00:03:55]>> How big are the tanks? How many gallons?

[00:03:56]>> One's 20 gallons, one's 10 gallons, one's 5 gallons. H >> How many fish are in there?

[00:04:02]>> Total like between three tanks maybe three fish at this point. They all have died. It's all >> they eat each other's dead bodies.

[00:04:09]>> Yeah. Yeah. A lot of shrimp. A lot of shrimp, too. My favorite food.

[00:04:13]>> Shrimp as pets.

[00:04:14]>> Yes. They're small. They're like this big and they're different colors.

[00:04:17]>> They're bouncing.

[00:04:17]>> I don't know about that, but >> they like I check on them sometimes down at home. Yeah, they're bouncing.

[00:04:22]>> Okay.

[00:04:22]>> And you you want to celebrate that cuz New Yorkers love the little baby shrimps in their water.

[00:04:27]>> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like an extension of that.

[00:04:29]>> I love that.

[00:04:30]>> Do you know about that?

[00:04:31]>> Oh, yeah. I do.

[00:04:32]>> Okay. I do.

[00:04:33]>> You know about that?

[00:04:33]>> Yes, I do.

[00:04:34]>> Okay.

[00:04:35]>> I think I think everyone knows about the world cuz I was like, we could talk about it.

[00:04:41]you on the jump of the water.

[00:04:43]>> It was a groundbreaking Vice article whenever it came out in like the 2010s.

[00:04:49]>> Yeah.

[00:04:50]>> Well, New York is so clean, you filter it for your fish note. So, you guys are in LA for Netflix as a joke. How did it go?

[00:04:58]>> It was great. Uh the it's it's always nice to like be able to like perform for people and hear laughs in real time because we just talk to a void and we're like, >> are we funny? Um, it's so interesting to be like, oh, not everything we say is funny. Like I'm like, whoa. Sometime like there are like silent shocking and like that was hysterical. Like we brought up the fact that like we're at risk of a home invasion right now and no one thought that was no one laughed and I was like, "Oh, that was like the big punchline of the whole show."

[00:05:25]>> No, but I had people check in on me.

[00:05:27]People are really scared. Yeah, they're >> scary. Wait, why are you at risk now? I want to hear.

[00:05:31]>> No, when we were home, it was scary.

[00:05:33]Like there was a night we had like a ghost for a while, but then I bought a potion on Etsy and that went away. Um, but then last week on Wednesday night 1000 p.m. I'm laying in bed. I'm watching a YouTube video like top 40 snacks to eat at Animal Kingdom.

[00:05:48]>> Flashlight through my window.

[00:05:50]>> Flashlight.

[00:05:50]>> Are you guys on the first floor?

[00:05:52]>> Yes. Bars on the window. I'm in the basement. He's in the basement.

[00:05:55]>> Cinderella.

[00:05:56]>> Well, that feels even closer.

[00:05:58]>> Flashlight through my window. At first I thought it was like a headlight from the street and then I was like, "No, there's like clearly like it's handheld and I have like vine like like like >> like an opaque stained glass decal on my window."

[00:06:10]>> I know what you're talking about.

[00:06:11]>> And so I couldn't see the person, but I could see that someone was shining a flashlight up into my window and like looking around. So I texted our other roommate. I said, "There's someone in the backyard with a flashlight poking through my window right now." I locked I locked my doors. I went back to sleep >> in the basement. Yeah, I'm dead regardless.

[00:06:29]>> They don't even know there is a basement.

[00:06:31]>> But then, which this is what gets scary.

[00:06:32]So, that happened to me. That happened to me at like 11 11 p.m.ish. Go to sleep. I text our roommate Gary. He wakes up at 2:00 a.m. His window was wide open the whole night. No one came in. But then >> I'm asleep and in the basement as I have stated and I I'm a I'm a heavy sleeper.

[00:06:50]Like I can sleep through genuinely anything which is scary. But I woke up and I was like that's weird. And then I heard a knock on my damn window. And I obviously was scared. I was also like semi high. So I'm like waking up in in asleep. Someone just knocked on my window. What am I going to do? I just like made sure my door was locked. And then I went back to sleep.

[00:07:14]>> Um but it was the same exact night that the flashlight happened. So we're like, "Okay, someone's staking out the property to see like who's home."

[00:07:20]>> You didn't give them the old, >> "Hey, get out of here."

[00:07:23]>> No. It's like we are not. We might present stories. What way do you think we present?

[00:07:29]>> I don't know. But you I love you going back to sleep is >> go back to sleep. I >> if they were to come in the house again, there's no escape for me. There's bars on my window. Like I am simply dead. But knocking on the window, >> but knocking on a window with bars on it is crazy because like what is your plan, right?

[00:07:48]>> How are you to get in?

[00:07:49]>> It's like you have like neighbors. It's like some high school girl's boyfriend who like just like got the wrong house.

[00:07:55]>> That's possible.

[00:07:58]>> Knock on the door.

[00:07:59]>> Also say something else that I guess we can say cuz we're about to move out of this apartment, but we do live across the street from a sniffy's cruising location.

[00:08:06]>> Like a cart that is like famously a huge cruising spot right across the street from us.

[00:08:11]>> So people there have been suggestion that maybe they got the address wrong.

[00:08:16]They thought that they thought maybe down as of >> why are you looking at me?

[00:08:21]>> And maybe they just thought maybe our apartment was the sniffy spot.

[00:08:24]>> There was that woman on TikTok in Atlanta >> who kept someone was sending people to her home. And so she kept filming it and she would open the door and she'd be like, "No one sucking here. No one's sucking here." Remember her?

[00:08:39]>> Mhm. So there's a chance.

[00:08:40]>> How did we hear about her?

[00:08:42]>> She was like on TikTok. It went viral and then everyone was sending it to us.

[00:08:45]>> Yeah. So there's a chance it's that. But either way, like we left our roommate alone for a week now.

[00:08:50]>> Have you checked in?

[00:08:51]>> I've heard from him.

[00:08:53]He doesn't care.

[00:08:54]>> But maybe it was about us because nothing happened.

[00:08:55]>> Leave the window open all night as we >> I don't even leave them open on >> You don't like a little breeze?

[00:09:00]>> Even on the second floor, like my bedroom is on the second floor and I don't even leave that window open cuz what if someone comes with a ladder?

[00:09:06]>> Oh god. Don't tries to break in.

[00:09:08]>> Why do you think you're the target?

[00:09:09]>> And then tickle my butt while I'm sleeping. That's crazy.

[00:09:12]>> You last night.

[00:09:13]>> Oh my god. I I'm A lot of things are happening. They didn't like tick on my butthole. Like that could have been good, too. But no, I was asleep. It was 5:00 in the morning, so people are up. But I get a call into my hotel room. I'm like, "Okay, that's weird. I'm not going to answer that."

[00:09:29]>> No.

[00:09:29]>> And then there's a knock on the [ __ ] door again.

[00:09:33]>> You guys are haunted.

[00:09:34]>> The guy opens the door.

[00:09:36]>> The hotel worker, >> I guess. So, right. Because he has the key. I'm again. I'm asleep.

[00:09:40]>> He's naked in bed. Do you have >> I'm naked in bed. It's loud. didn't have it latched.

[00:09:44]>> Can you explain why you didn't latch the door?

[00:09:46]>> Cuz Okay, I had it latched the night before and nothing happened. So, I was like, "Okay, that's literally so fine."

[00:09:51]I just didn't even think about it. I got him high. Like, you give me a sec. Like, it's like whatever, >> Joey. Something's going on.

[00:09:57]>> He goes, he goes, "Is your water running?" And I go, "I don't know. Is my water running?" Like, I'm asleep. It's 5:00 in the morning. It's pitch black in here. And then he was like, "Oh, I heard a sound and my white noise is blasting like ocean water sounds, but you walked into my room. I wasn't asleep."

[00:10:19]>> At 4:30 a.m., I woke up in my room, which is next door to Andrews, and I went to use my sink, and the water was off. So, I think there was some sort of like water in the shoe, and they were worried that maybe his room was flooding in his sleep. However, >> the machine >> However, I do think opening a door at 5 in the morning and entering a room is pretty crazy.

[00:10:38]>> That's one of my biggest fears. I'll tell you this. When I go to hotels, so let me finish. When I stay at a hotel, not only do I like do the latch, which I know is useless cuz there's so many Tik Toks on how to just undo it, but I take both of my suitcases and push them up and the chair and push it up against the door cuz I'm so terrified of someone breaking in.

[00:10:56]>> They could kidnap you. They could take me so tiny and pet huge. Like we're all big.

[00:11:05]>> Okay, first of all, someone literally walked into their room. It's happened to me before when I was in like can't remember somewhere very rural where I was like this hotel is haunted and someone just came into my room in the middle of the night and I was just like and it hit the chain but I was still like that'sed up. So I'd rather prevent anything from happening.

[00:11:23]>> Why did they come into your room?

[00:11:24]>> I don't know. Maybe I was farting too loud. Maybe I was having night terrors and screaming. Maybe maybe I gave someone in my room to come up for sniffies and I regretted it. Who knows?

[00:11:33]>> So, here's my question to you. Did you talk to the front?

[00:11:36]>> I don't think I'm too big to be token.

[00:11:38]>> No. If they over the shoulder, if they had a team of people, >> a gun, I'd be like, "What? If they had a team of people in a van?"

[00:11:47]>> Yeah. Well, I'd hope so.

[00:11:49]>> If they were just trying to take you by themselves, I think you would win by just >> just >> sitting there.

[00:11:56]Oh, >> I don't think so.

[00:12:00]>> Do you talk to each other like this?

[00:12:02]>> Um, sometimes.

[00:12:03]>> Sometimes we can get nasty.

[00:12:04]>> Yeah. You're a fake fan. You don't listen to them.

[00:12:07]>> I watch I love the clips.

[00:12:10]>> It's like one of my friends and then I watch I'm like I'm going to get >> people in our lives to listen.

[00:12:15]>> I need to know. Did you go down to the hotel in the morning and say like someone came into the room? Where's an incident report? I need to talk for you.

[00:12:23]You could get like a free night there.

[00:12:26]>> No, Andrew told me this morning this happened, but he did not he forget to mention that he he did not open his own door. He did. He I thought >> you opened the door cuz someone knocked.

[00:12:36]>> So he he told this story on the podcast we just did and that's when in real time I found out that this person entered without consent.

[00:12:43]>> Bottom behavior.

[00:12:44]>> So we're going straight to that front desk and we're getting that room comp 100%. And I'm not someone who does that.

[00:12:49]>> And they're going to victim blame.

[00:12:50]They're going to say, "Well, why didn't you wait till now to report it?"

[00:12:52]>> Right? I'm gonna say, well, we have videographic evidence of this all unfolding before us.

[00:12:57]>> Crazy >> because I was so like I was already waking up early in the first place and I was so excited to keep sleeping. So, I was like, "Okay, I'm going to go to sleep." But then the entire time I fell asleep, I was like, "I'm thinking about getting murdered in a hotel room."

[00:13:07]>> Yeah. You know, >> did you But it was like pitch black. I know that hotel there's like no lights when you close the >> pitch black and I picked up my head and I couldn't see. Like I wear contacts so like I literally couldn't see. So I was like >> there's just a man.

[00:13:19]>> Why is there a man in? It was so so scary. But is it kind of scary in like a >> Ooh.

[00:13:23]>> Yeah. He was kind of like your water running. I was like, >> you were like could be.

[00:13:28]>> You said running clear.

[00:13:30]>> Running clear, honey. Get into it.

[00:13:33]>> Again, what if someone wants to come in and murder me and steal all my money?

[00:13:36]Like >> it was I do understand if it happened to you once before that now it's like >> and they fully came into the room like and I was nude and I like rolled over and I was like, "What are you doing?"

[00:13:44]And then they like walked out.

[00:13:46]>> They comped that room and they moved my room.

[00:13:48]>> Oh, amazing. So the person Oh, cuz if the key cards still work, >> it doesn't hurt to take precautions like >> tap all the burners. It doesn't hurt.

[00:14:06]>> Sorry. You said that you bought some sort of potion off of Etsy.

[00:14:09]>> I believe I'm currently cursed because happening to me. So, please send me the link. And I had my look at your wrist >> call over to my house and she was like, "Yeah, there's definitely something going on with you."

[00:14:20]>> Okay. I I am anytime there's a slight inconvenience in my life, I go straight to Etsy and I buy a potion or like there's an Australian one that like has banished people from my life before and then she sends evidence. I And they're like 12 bucks. Like >> So what's the evidence? Like pictures of like the person's name and then like it's in flames. There's like candles around it.

[00:14:40]>> That's the kind of work I want to do on my own.

[00:14:42]>> Well, yeah. I just was I didn't have the time to do it that day, so I had to outsource to Australia.

[00:14:47]>> And when the potion happens, are they sending you the potion or they're doing the potion?

[00:14:52]>> They sent me all of the ingredients. So, what it was was like a cinnamon stick, like a dried orange slice, some like nutmeg or something, and then I just put that in a pot. It smelled so good. And then there was a spell, and the spell was basically like you do it clockwise, and you Yeah.

[00:15:10]you. I was like, I banish all spirits and like whatever else is in our apartment. Get out of our room. And it did cuz it was bad. It was really bad.

[00:15:19]>> And do you notice a difference in the house?

[00:15:21]>> I I mean, there like I did feel the spirit's presence. It was >> It was because I would hear what?

[00:15:28]>> I Googled it a lot before I said it the first time.

[00:15:30]>> Now, what exactly is it feels wrong?

[00:15:32]>> What exactly is an imp?

[00:15:34]>> It's like a childlike devilish spirit.

[00:15:36]>> Does it like to hide things from you and laugh at you when you're looking for them? as you have an M&M.

[00:15:41]>> No, but >> Okay.

[00:15:42]>> I've had I've had a DW I've had a Dwindy, which is a similar thing, but it's the Filipino version, >> and they giggle at you when you when they've stolen from >> That's too much for me.

[00:15:54]>> You've had that?

[00:15:55]>> Yes.

[00:15:57]>> I used >> your favorite type of Filipino foods, >> Kare and Lupia.

[00:16:04]>> And and watching Charlie's Angels, right? And she she's just the dwindies giggling in the she's like I >> was actually just Cameron Diaz in the corner.

[00:16:15]>> I'm dead.

[00:16:16]>> No, but I understand that. I believe in that. I do truly think I'm cursed right now cuz bad things keep happening.

[00:16:21]>> I like what?

[00:16:23]>> Well, I ran into a tree on a scooter.

[00:16:25]>> I was recently hit by a car while riding my motorcycle.

[00:16:28]>> Oh my god. I recently Someone backed their car into mine.

[00:16:32]>> Okay. Every single mode of transportation.

[00:16:36]Stay off the wheel. You should I'm trying not to cancel today.

[00:16:39]>> Zoom in.

[00:16:40]>> God said these boys again.

[00:16:41]>> I'm taking a lot of drugs today. I shouldn't >> I almost didn't take the pain pills, but I thought that would be crazy.

[00:16:48]>> Yeah.

[00:16:50]>> Are you cursed? I think you are.

[00:16:52]>> Why? Show me the evidence. Take a picture of my name in flames and show me.

[00:16:56]>> That wasn't a curse. That was a banishment.

[00:16:58]>> Oh, abishment.

[00:16:59]>> That was like just get out of my life.

[00:17:00]>> But see, when I think of potion, I think of like like drinking the potion or consuming it. This is just sort of like childlike wonder.

[00:17:08]>> Put these things in the box and just like a stew of sorts.

[00:17:11]>> Let it cook.

[00:17:12]>> Yeah.

[00:17:12]>> Well, it's like with Sage, you don't just burn it. You have to hit every corner. You got to get the bad energy out.

[00:17:18]>> Yeah.

[00:17:19]>> Yeah. We're going to have to try it.

[00:17:21]>> I bet his apartment is full of dark stuff.

[00:17:24]>> Are you ever experiencing things?

[00:17:25]>> I don't. Not at all.

[00:17:27]>> That's really good.

[00:17:27]>> You have experienced multiple spirits.

[00:17:29]>> You're not You're not You're here and you're not looking out here.

[00:17:33]>> Oh, wow. And isn't that sounds like it's for the best though if he's not experiencing >> this.

[00:17:43]I talk about this all the time. I'm fascinated by these stories. is I talked to a friend of mine who she's a dancer and she like got some job doing a whole like a huge commercial shoot uh down in South America and they flew everyone down there and she stayed in this apartment and she woke up one night like with sleep paralysis and the next night she woke up and she had to go to the bathroom and she opened the door and she like physically couldn't go through the door frame and she felt like a highway of spirits going through and she called the Airbnb woman and the woman was like, "Oh, I'm surprised that you can experience that. My apartment is a pathway to hell. Like it was this like really >> I need to meet that woman. And I love you want to go to the Airbnb. His story was like incredible and I was so into the whole thing. I love all these stories but they have these things have never manifested to me cuz I'm just not open to them.

[00:18:30]>> You're lucky. Yeah. You're willing to receive.

[00:18:33]>> Yeah. You're topping the situation.

[00:18:35]>> I'm topping the situation and you will hang in the bed with all the dwindies and imps and go back to sleep. Yeah. Um, I want to talk about uh your all-inclusive resorts stay that you just experiencing.

[00:18:49]>> Yes.

[00:18:50]>> It was really beautiful.

[00:18:51]>> Yeah. You guys in front of each other.

[00:18:53]>> Yeah. Well, it was like the thing is you have to be >> we were >> you know what's going on like what? Like everyone knows what's going on with like hotel rooms right now.

[00:19:04]>> She's completely baffled. Yeah.

[00:19:06]>> You know how like hotel rooms like how they >> once you push your luggage up against knock the chair wall out of your luggage, >> right? They're just removing doors from bathrooms and hotel rooms.

[00:19:18]>> It went from the doors that closed to those doors and now they're just like open air. It's open air. Yeah. So, we had a bathroom. We were in a honeymoon suite and the bathroom >> as we would be >> as we booked for ourselves and the bathroom door was glass and it wasn't even door to floor. It was like a stall sort of in the honeymoon suite and it faced the bed. So if you're in bed like you're like 2 feet away from someone >> and it's like you know it's like lingering.

[00:19:43]>> We're just kind of like let's just let it go.

[00:19:46]>> No, we couldn't be further from that.

[00:19:47]>> No, it's like I'm running every single faucet that's like the water is like I'm sorry the balcony for 15 minutes still running the water.

[00:19:58]>> Sometimes you're in bed. I also like I don't know that I want to witness my partner.

[00:20:04]>> It's not sexy. It's not really sexy. And you'll hear every >> I don't do poop stuff.

[00:20:10]>> You don't You're not Hey, >> I will listen in my What does that guy say?

[00:20:14]>> Uh on sniffies in my neighborhood, there's a guy whose thing just says in my mouth, >> I've gotten a guy ask me to do that.

[00:20:20]>> Oh yeah. And he was really hot.

[00:20:23]>> Um >> they always are.

[00:20:25]They're always the hottest and then they go in my mouth and you're like >> they look like Prince Charming from a Disney movie and I like my mouth is handwritten on a piece of paper and then a photo.

[00:20:38]>> Oh my god.

[00:20:39]>> The one that New York is just like um and he's always like boosting himself so he's around everybody and it's like this emoji with like the toilet and then it's just his body is tea and his face is gorgeous and it's like wo human toilet.

[00:20:53]You're kind of like, "Oh, I have to."

[00:20:55]>> But I just always when you tell them you're not into and they go, "Well, could you just come over like >> and do it?"

[00:21:02]>> No, but they're like just like a little musky or dirty. And I was like, "You want me to not wipe >> right at something?"

[00:21:08]>> So, what happens? So, it's like I your mouth and like you eat it, right? Like I'm just like there and like I'm not looking at I'm like, "No, Gaggy." But like I can't look at you after. Like I'm not going to kiss you, right? They want that. I'm sorry to bring >> also like I hate to keep I hate to dive into it but >> let's dive in.

[00:21:26]>> Isn't there like a huge medical concern with that? Like isn't there like a major health concern?

[00:21:30]>> I had a deep conversation with a man who was a nurse who was very into play.

[00:21:35]Okay. And he took me on a long journey when we were like talking and it, you know, it was like a slow path to the reveal and I asked this question and he said that it actually is like very restorative to the GI track.

[00:21:51]>> It's like raw milk out.

[00:21:55]>> She is going to vomit.

[00:21:57]>> Raw milk.

[00:21:58]>> Woman in a mustache is going to vomit.

[00:22:01]>> I like holding back gagging. But also, he was like, "I take uh antibiotics when I know I'm going to have a really um fruitful weekend. I will take a Zpack."

[00:22:11]>> Doxy for me. I mean, that's the benefit of you do poop transfers.

[00:22:15]If you have a bad digestive system, they find someone with good poop and then they tunnel it down your nose through a straw.

[00:22:21]>> People that's how they do it on your nose for your flora and your fauna cuz they're not going to make you swall or sometimes they dry it out and put it in a pill.

[00:22:30]>> Oh, >> we're doctors. I don't know. I realize that you know that show.

[00:22:34]>> You know what's so crazy is that I just want to get through one episode where we don't talk about poop.

[00:22:37]>> Good luck. Find a new show.

[00:22:39]>> We're always suffering that as well.

[00:22:40]>> Find a podcast that doesn't talk about >> true. I mean you brought up resort.

[00:22:45]>> It's the most resort. The resort.

[00:22:49]It was absolutely beautiful. Yeah. Where was it?

[00:22:52]>> Excellence Ply Muharees.

[00:22:53]>> Yes. So beautiful.

[00:22:54]>> And you p Oh, you'reing up.

[00:22:56]>> I'm I'm like burning.

[00:22:57]>> You're like sweating. And you personally or on purpose chose the honeymoon?

[00:23:02]>> Yeah, it was gorgeous. It was like multitory. There was a private pool on top like >> for yourself.

[00:23:07]>> Yes. Yeah.

[00:23:08]>> It was amazing.

[00:23:09]>> It was the pool. It was the size of this table. But yeah, it was great. It was great.

[00:23:14]>> Sometimes we didn't personal pools.

[00:23:16]>> They're so nice.

[00:23:16]>> Personal pizza and the food was touched.

[00:23:19]>> Phenomenal food.

[00:23:20]>> Did you leave the resort at all?

[00:23:22]>> No. No.

[00:23:22]>> I've never done a vacation like that where you just stay on the property. It is like one of those style ones. It's nice. Everything's taken care of.

[00:23:31]>> What were you celebrating?

[00:23:32]>> Nothing.

[00:23:33]>> Life. Yeah. We just wanted to go and we said how amazing it could be a tax expense. You know, it's it's a >> cuz you did all the recordings. We did eight episodes. Eight episodes in 3 days.

[00:23:45]>> Yeah. Wow.

[00:23:46]>> Yeah.

[00:23:47]>> Sick of each other ever.

[00:23:48]>> Um Yeah.

[00:23:49]>> And you slept in the same bed.

[00:23:50]>> Yes.

[00:23:52]>> Could if there's even a >> cancel the podcast. If there's even a hint that we have to share a hotel room, it's over.

[00:24:00]>> Remember the spiral from last month?

[00:24:02]>> I went into a full spir I saw a voice note being like, "Sorry, there's only one uh hotel room apparently. I'm not doing this. We're not going."

[00:24:09]>> Yeah, I understand that. We I think we finally reached that point on this trip.

[00:24:12]We were supposed to be sharing. No, we were >> You guys have to have time away from each other.

[00:24:17]We're learning that.

[00:24:18]>> And how would you guys >> You've been together since you're what 4 months. Trade in Mexico. How was trade in? I mean, like I wasn't pulling trade in Mexico because I was like on the resort. Exactly. We were in We did >> We did also then go to the Bahamas.

[00:24:31]>> We went to the Bahamas last week.

[00:24:32]>> Last week.

[00:24:33]>> Um >> we can go right now to do that.

[00:24:36]>> That one they sent us.

[00:24:37]>> They sent us there.

[00:24:41]They have a podcast. They have a podcast studio. So they are inviting podcasters to come record episodes of Bajamar Bahamas.

[00:24:48]>> Patrick.

[00:24:49]>> Patrick, we'll put you in Bahamar.

[00:24:52]It was the Grand Hyatt Reserve at Baja Mar. And Baja Mar is like the New Atlantis. It's kind of giving like >> I mean you could find I found >> I found a man >> a Bohemian man.

[00:25:06]>> Well, I didn't even tell Joe about like I I like cuz now is the time to tell Joe.

[00:25:10]>> Let's hear it.

[00:25:12]>> No, cuz Joe found the man.

[00:25:14]>> Yeah. Well, I I left my room which we had rooms next to each other and then as I'm walk I left for 10 minutes. As I'm walking back, a man is exiting the room at the same exact time. And he looked so scared. He was >> And he was just like, "Not >> what did you scare him with?"

[00:25:26]>> Well, I mean, >> I think it was like what Andrew did.

[00:25:28]>> He was there with his family. He was definitely a straight man and he was wearing a wedding band. And it was like, "That's so hot."

[00:25:34]>> Yeah, it was hot, but like it was Yeah, that poor woman. That poor woman.

[00:25:39]>> You really got to bring the party.

[00:25:41]>> I didn't know. I genuinely didn't know.

[00:25:43]He didn't send face, which like I don't normally do that. I just like >> but when in the Bahamas >> like in the Bahamas sometimes you like need to suck a sack for a sec and like I was like it I don't give a >> suck a sack >> suck a sack for a suck a sack for a sec and I did >> you really stay on YouTube.

[00:26:00]It's the new TV. It >> is the new TV.

[00:26:02]>> It really is cuz some of the things now I watched an hour and a half YouTube video yesterday and I was like >> that's the longest thing you've ever seen.

[00:26:08]>> I know what it was insane on my TV.

[00:26:11]>> No, the video was like what was the video like? It was literally someone shopping at IKEA.

[00:26:16]>> Oh, amazing. I was again I'm like on pills. So I was like, >> "You better look at those stuffed monkeys." Yeah.

[00:26:24]>> Just walking through.

[00:26:25]>> Well, cuz I needed to see what was in the IKEA instead of going online and searching. I wanted the experience of seeing it next to >> I love that%.

[00:26:32]>> I wanted to feel like I was shopping.

[00:26:34]>> Well, did they film it with metag glasses?

[00:26:36]>> No. I think she had one of those little gimbal things.

[00:26:38]>> The best. The best.

[00:26:39]>> You like that?

[00:26:40]>> There's an audience for everything.

[00:26:42]>> There is. There really is.

[00:26:43]>> So, if you're heading to IKEA, let me know. I want to go.

[00:26:45]>> I want to see other stores now.

[00:26:47]>> Yeah, and you definitely could.

[00:26:48]>> HomeGoods.

[00:26:49]>> Yeah, >> I'm sure.

[00:26:50]>> So, um, that's interesting.

[00:26:53]>> Yeah, it was interesting.

[00:26:54]>> One little one little hookup. Just one.

[00:26:56]>> Well, just one because then I was like, why am I even trying, >> you know, like let me just relax for a sec, maybe.

[00:27:02]>> And what apps are like working there?

[00:27:04]>> All All apps were working there. Um, yeah, all apps. I would say like Grinder was the one probably. Um Grinder has like a universal like it pretty much works everywhere.

[00:27:17]>> Well, it's like the >> the original.

[00:27:19]>> Yeah, it's been around for Madonna's Grinder. Madonna's Grinder. She owns it now.

[00:27:24]>> I feel free or whatever. I feel so free, >> right?

[00:27:28]>> Yeah.

[00:27:28]>> Whatever she tweets on Grinder.

[00:27:31]>> Um do you feel like the evolution of your friendship has uh brought you to like a vacationing place? You started off kind of vacationing.

[00:27:42]>> We met at a Hard Rock Hotel pool in Orlando, Florida. So really, it's come full circle.

[00:27:47]>> It's come full circle, >> right? And then they realize that they lived in the same city.

[00:27:50]>> Yes, now they live in the same house.

[00:27:53]Yeah. Only for another month, though.

[00:27:54]Yeah. We move out in our first moving apart from each other.

[00:27:59]>> This vacation ruined y'all.

[00:28:01]>> It was for a while.

[00:28:05]>> No. No.

[00:28:06]>> Are you going to move near each other at least?

[00:28:08]>> Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm still we're going to probably still live in >> Brooklyn.

[00:28:13]>> Wouldn't it be cute if you guys framed it and just moved in across the hall?

[00:28:16]>> That would be great. That would be great for sure. So, >> and it would probably still feel like such a huge separation.

[00:28:21]>> Oh, yeah. Like our like Grant and Ash, you know, A Twink and a Red Head. They basically did that where they live in the same building now, but they don't live together. And like that's a Twink.

[00:28:29]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:28:30]>> Comedy duo.

[00:28:31]>> Comedy duo. Yeah. But we're we're going to move out in June and then we're going to explore other areas. Joe's going to London for a little bit. I'm going to come here >> and we're just going to see what the vibe is.

[00:28:42]>> I got some recommendations for you.

[00:28:44]>> Please. I would actually love I would love >> Let's tear through.

[00:28:47]>> Yeah, he I'll give you the list.

[00:28:50]>> Um I It's interesting.

[00:28:51]>> Places in London.

[00:28:53]>> I'll give you the list. Thank you so much.

[00:28:54]>> Yeah.

[00:28:55]>> Um it's interesting cuz I I feel like our working relationship is slowly bringing us closer and closer. There's been a lot of >> One of these days we'll share a bed, right?

[00:29:05]literally never. Um, but I feel like especially over the last year, there's been more and more like, "Oh, we're going to go out to lunch and it's not a work lunch or like we're going to whatever." And it's >> or you'll be like, "Finally, I'll respond to a text."

[00:29:17]>> Yeah.

[00:29:18]>> Or like he'll call me and talk to me about something that is nothing to do with work.

[00:29:21]>> That is crazy.

[00:29:23]>> And that's all brand new behavior.

[00:29:25]>> Oh my god. Congratulations.

[00:29:26]>> Changing. Yeah.

[00:29:28]>> I feel like I've been like this for like 2 years. Like, hey, >> waiting.

[00:29:31]>> Oh. And you're just kind of like pushing away. I got a lot going on in my head.

[00:29:34]>> Walls up. I mean, look at your >> walls up.

[00:29:37]>> No, she's just made a choice. I'm wearing her down, I think.

[00:29:41]>> And then when she gets closer, >> I have hobbies and friends and things.

[00:29:44]So, I do a lot of other stuff, right?

[00:29:46]>> So, you have no hobbies or friends, >> correct? Okay. All right.

[00:29:49]>> Just a workaholic with sex addiction.

[00:29:51]>> There you go.

[00:29:55]>> Yeah.

[00:30:00]We get it.

[00:30:01]>> The plan is that you're going to go to London for how long? A couple months.

[00:30:03]>> For like a couple months. Yeah. And then moving >> possibly move there.

[00:30:06]>> No, I'm moving back to Brooklyn and moving in with my boyfriend in like October.

[00:30:09]>> So, y'all are still together?

[00:30:10]>> We're still together.

[00:30:11]>> Good. I was going to ask, but it's always uncomfortable.

[00:30:13]>> No. Yeah, we're still together.

[00:30:14]>> Why is it uncomfortable?

[00:30:15]>> Cuz you never know. If they're not and you don't know what the breakup on air like, come on. I mean, it'd be great.

[00:30:21]It'd be a great clip.

[00:30:22]>> Clip. Okay. Okay. Pretend you broke up.

[00:30:25]Okay.

[00:30:27]You still dating that cute little guy from Brooklyn? Oh no. Why would you ask that?

[00:30:31]>> What happened? They cheated. That's crazy. That was horrible. Why did you bring that? That's so insane.

[00:30:36]>> It was really bad.

[00:30:38]>> I can't believe that you would bring that up. It's [ __ ] up.

[00:30:41]>> And he's stalking you now. He's knocking on your window and holding a flashlight everywhere.

[00:30:45]>> My window diabolical. Why would you say that? That's >> I told you not to say that.

[00:30:50]>> Okay. I'm so sorry.

[00:30:57]Okay.

[00:30:57]>> So, sorry about that. You've collected yourself after the break.

[00:31:00]>> Oh, yes.

[00:31:01]>> Oh, we're still we're back. We're back out of it.

[00:31:04]>> Oh, you're right. I I was like, "Sorry for what?"

[00:31:06]>> We got back together. We got back together.

[00:31:09]>> Amazing. Congratulations.

[00:31:10]>> He gave me a call. Apologized. Yeah.

[00:31:13]>> Um, we have some fun questions that our producer prepared and I I like these um this line of questioning.

[00:31:19]>> Go for it. Did being good delay your queerness or shape it in a specific way?

[00:31:26]>> Yeah, delayed it 100%. In a big way.

[00:31:28]>> In what way?

[00:31:30]>> Um, like first time I ever like touched a man, I was like 21, I think.

[00:31:36]>> Same.

[00:31:36]>> First kiss like was that 21?

[00:31:38]>> And that was considered bad.

[00:31:40]>> Well, at the time, yeah, >> cuz gay is bad. Gay is bad.

[00:31:44]>> We all know gay is not okay. And then and then like I would say like when we started the podcast we were still so repressed in every sing we had never been like $3 bill was like it was like the underworld like we'd never gone there and like the concept of going was so scary.

[00:32:01]>> I'd like to introduce you to Hades.

[00:32:03]>> I know. I know.

[00:32:04]>> I'll see you at $3 bill on July 24th.

[00:32:08]>> Oh my god. Wish I could make it. I'll be in London but >> Is your boyfriend got to be here?

[00:32:14]>> He will be there. I know for a fact he will be there. Um then like we did the podcast, we started the podcast. We were like so so unprepared for being gay and like then we were thrust into gay spaces just because of the podcast cuz we were like gay but we were only like gay to each other >> and like people were like coming out to like we would go on live shows and people would like come out to us and like you just come out.

[00:32:33]>> I just came out like I it was like genuinely crazy. But yeah, I think it was like growing up good and doing everything that was expected from you from your parents. You're like, "Oh, it's so easy for you to follow this like rhythm that they want from you." So, you just like repress it, repress it, repress, repress it. I came out when I was 23.

[00:32:51]>> And then I went right to the races, you know, and that's another >> race so far. Too far, too far gone. Too far, >> too far gone. I was like, whoa. Like, >> make up for lost time.

[00:33:03]>> And I certainly I certainly did. And I think that was a product of probably >> the same thing. Yeah. The pendulum swing is part of it.

[00:33:11]>> Yeah. Absolutely.

[00:33:12]>> And I mean I >> Cuz you're the same. You were a super late bloomer.

[00:33:15]>> Yeah. I mean I came out in high school, but I didn't act on it until like 21 22.

[00:33:23]>> And >> she's the other way around. We talked about this when we first had you on, but she she was hitting it at 13.

[00:33:29]>> Yeah, I remember. That's horrible.

[00:33:32]Horrible. But not >> horrible.

[00:33:35]>> No, but shaming you.

[00:33:37]>> That is disgusting.

[00:33:38]>> When I think I'm shaming, I'd say you're horrible. What I think is funny like I'm on the attack this podcast attack.

[00:33:46]>> Um what I think is funny is that you guys like obviously love jokes, love to do bits, love to you know dress up in costumes and like have a good time but people are coming out to you, people are feeling so connected to you and they bring heavy stuff to the table. That means like your story is so like resonant to so many people which is cool.

[00:34:07]>> Yeah, it is mindboggling.

[00:34:08]>> Very grateful for that. Yeah. Who do you resonate with, Joey or Andy?

[00:34:13]>> I think more I'm more of a Joey. I'm definitely more of an Andy.

[00:34:17]>> Oh my god, that's sweet. That's sweet.

[00:34:18]All right. All right.

[00:34:20]>> All right. Nay, no.

[00:34:21]>> All I do is work and a sex addict.

[00:34:26]>> And I have hobbies.

[00:34:31]>> You're like, I don't know. You You do.

[00:34:34]>> We are like Bizaro World each other. We are. Yeah.

[00:34:37]>> Gym gym videos. Sometimes >> I used Yeah, I'm still like I still work in fitness, >> right? That's how I love I used to do the Yeah. Yeah. Do the squats.

[00:34:48]>> I'm in the gym. I do I do the thing.

[00:34:50]>> I do the squats and the lunges.

[00:34:51]>> Like get paid for it. No.

[00:34:53]>> Um >> I like this question.

[00:34:55]>> What is it?

[00:34:55]>> What's your most irrational current anxiety that you know is insane but still rules your life?

[00:35:01]>> Oh, but that's that feels rational almost like that feels really rational. What's a irrational anxiety right now? I mean, like the habirus. Hunter virus.

[00:35:13]>> Oh, yeah. Learned about learned about that two hours ago. And >> wait, what is this?

[00:35:17]>> There's like a bunch of cases on a cruise ship and and like three or four people have died already and it has a 38% mortality.

[00:35:25]>> Oh my god.

[00:35:25]>> Call Sydney. Sydney's posting about it.

[00:35:27]>> Knows about it. Okay, Sydney. You're going to get a call.

[00:35:30]>> Uh it's like And it's on a cruise ship right now. They're like dealing with it.

[00:35:34]>> And they can't dock. They can't dock.

[00:35:35]No. Literally.

[00:35:36]>> Leave them.

[00:35:36]>> Well, yeah. You're all going down with the ship. TITANIC IT. BLOW IT OUT. I DON'T WANT IT.

[00:35:40]>> That's what Twitter's saying. Nuke the ship.

[00:35:42]>> Byebye.

[00:35:43]>> Oh god.

[00:35:44]>> Nuke it. Scary.

[00:35:45]>> That's not making me happy right now.

[00:35:46]That is a fear.

[00:35:47]>> And I love cruises. So yeah.

[00:35:48]>> And you love rats. I love I don't mind rat. I don't actually know. I don't like rats.

[00:35:52]>> I know. Put that >> We live in New York. You have a rat on your jacket that you were wearing.

[00:35:56]>> I do. I do.

[00:35:57]>> But it comes comes from rats.

[00:35:58]>> In New York. Disgusting.

[00:35:59]>> I know. Disgusting. Disgusting.

[00:36:01]Disgusting city. Especially um over by that studio where we recorded underneath that >> [ __ ] that is where I got like a blanket of rats ran over my >> Yeah.

[00:36:12]>> Remember when you stepped on the dead rat?

[00:36:14]>> Yes. And I slid cuz I moved its skin off of its body.

[00:36:18]>> Gorgeous.

[00:36:19]>> Curse.

[00:36:19]>> This was years ago.

[00:36:20]>> And I took my shoes. I got to my car and took my shoes off and left them next to you. Drove away. She was like my ex at the time goes, "Wait, where are your shoes?" And I was like, I don't even want to talk about it. I'm going to throw up.

[00:36:33]>> That's so crazy.

[00:36:35]>> Step on a dead rat and >> it slid slid and fell.

[00:36:39]>> And you know how like you see a pair of shoes on the street sometimes and you kind of wonder what's the story. Like it's wild to think the story could be a dead rat. It's wild to ever conceptualize.

[00:36:50]>> All right, I'm going to play a game.

[00:36:51]>> Okay, >> THIS GAME IS CALLED OPINIONS.

[00:36:54]>> IT'S MY OPINION. WE'RE GOING TO JUST GIVE YOU SOME options of things and then you give us your rapid fire opinion.

[00:37:01]>> Okay.

[00:37:02]>> Therapy speak.

[00:37:04]>> Hate it.

[00:37:05]>> I'm okay with it.

[00:37:06]>> Yeah, that makes sense.

[00:37:10]>> The podcast attack zone. You really do need to go >> theater kids.

[00:37:16]>> I'm loving it.

[00:37:17]>> Straight male podcasts.

[00:37:19]>> I don't care.

[00:37:20]>> Being overly self-aware.

[00:37:22]>> Hate it. I'm getting sick of that. Yeah.

[00:37:25]>> I'm like nearing 30. I'm like that's something for your 20s. That's something to worry about when you have nothing else to do.

[00:37:32]>> Staying friends with your ex.

[00:37:34]>> Hate it.

[00:37:35]>> Yeah. No.

[00:37:37]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:37:38]>> And what's your opinion on that?

[00:37:40]>> Hate it. Burn him. Kill him.

[00:37:41]>> Burn it.

[00:37:42]>> Put him on the ship.

[00:37:42]>> NUKE IT LIKE THE SHIP.

[00:37:45]>> UH online stalking your ex.

[00:37:48]>> No.

[00:37:48]>> Oh, I kind of like that sometimes. saw 4:00 a.m.

[00:37:52]>> 4 a.m. You're just scrolling. You're really boring.

[00:37:54]>> You maybe accidentally like one.

[00:37:56]>> Yeah, you see the story.

[00:37:57]>> Oh, no.

[00:37:57]>> You posted a story.

[00:37:58]>> I haven't done that in a while, though, cuz they all blocked me.

[00:38:00]>> Yeah, I block them actually to prevent my >> Who's they all? How How big is the stack?

[00:38:06]>> I have two of them blocked. Yeah.

[00:38:09]>> Yeah.

[00:38:09]>> Yeah. And you always get on me for being friends with my ex.

[00:38:12]>> No. That's weird.

[00:38:14]>> I think we all It works.

[00:38:17]>> For some people it works. But I just don't think that you're again in a relationship. I think we live together.

[00:38:22]>> Oh, that's different to me. That feels more of like a Yeah, I guess that person can move through it.

[00:38:29]>> If it didn't end horribly, >> then I think >> Yeah. If it doesn't end horribly, then that makes sense. And it's just two people being like, >> "No, no, Bessie."

[00:38:37]>> They just like out to dinner the other night.

[00:38:39]>> Amical.

[00:38:41]>> Soft launching a relationship.

[00:38:43]>> Fine.

[00:38:44]>> Yeah. I would love to do it once. I would love to, right? That's awesome.

[00:38:50]>> No kidding. I spiral. It's like it's like go crazy.

[00:38:53]>> That'd be cool.

[00:38:59]>> Okay, cool.

[00:38:59]>> Find love and then show people that exist or whatever.

[00:39:03]>> Hard launching a relationship.

[00:39:04]>> Sure.

[00:39:05]>> Sure. Has to happen. Necessary evil.

[00:39:07]>> I don't know.

[00:39:08]>> I like when that comes out of nowhere and you're like, >> what?

[00:39:11]>> But like happy Valentine's Day >> or Yeah. a happy Valentine's Day or a happy one year anniversary and you're like one year, >> RIGHT?

[00:39:21]>> Uh dim lighting.

[00:39:22]>> Yeah.

[00:39:23]>> Love group chats.

[00:39:24]>> No, I hate that.

[00:39:25]>> Kind of past it.

[00:39:26]>> I hate them. I never respond. It's horrible.

[00:39:28]>> You don't respond.

[00:39:29]>> I like there's one group chat like of like childhood friends in Long Island that I love to this day, but it's become like just plans. Otherwise, don't text me.

[00:39:36]>> I'm a direct text me directly and then we're going to talk. She will ignore direct texts about specific important things and be lighting up seven different group chats with like >> me and the girls got jokes.

[00:39:49]>> I think there is a time where the group chat like you have to remove yourself.

[00:39:54]>> Well, what if you miss them? Like for me it's like I miss the messages. It's 30 minutes too late. Like what do I have to say?

[00:40:00]>> I just don't if I don't respond I think people know like >> uh what about voice notes?

[00:40:07]>> Love.

[00:40:07]>> Love always. What about a never- ending voice now?

[00:40:09]>> I'm obsessed.

[00:40:10]>> I can listen to them for hours. It's like I said five minutes. Sing it like never ending.

[00:40:15]>> Never ending midnight voice, >> right? That was >> I just put vac.

[00:40:28]Congratulations.

[00:40:29]>> Um, >> what do you think the perfect length of a voice note is? I think 45 seconds.

[00:40:33]>> 45 seconds. I would agree.

[00:40:34]>> You think a minute 15?

[00:40:36]>> Too much. 15 is good if it's a long if it's a story beginning to end and you're not going and uh >> right. We're never doing that.

[00:40:44]>> We are so critical of voice stories because we have a voicemail and so people call in and the voicemail cuts you off after 3 minutes.

[00:40:51]>> Yes. And they call back.

[00:40:53]>> Well, they can't even get through it.

[00:40:54]>> Oh yes, we have the same situation.

[00:40:55]>> We're like rehearse.

[00:40:57]>> Yes.

[00:40:57]>> Practice bullet points. We didn't call you. You know, this wasn't unsolicited.

[00:41:01]>> How are you nervous for a voicemail?

[00:41:03]You're not even actually talking to Gen Z, they do not speak on the phone.

[00:41:08]>> I hate a phone call.

[00:41:10]>> Uh, people saying no worries when you weren't worried.

[00:41:14]>> Oh, I'm always saying no worries.

[00:41:16]>> I hate it.

[00:41:17]>> He hates it. I love it.

[00:41:19]>> My my Australian friends.

[00:41:21]>> That's why I say it.

[00:41:22]>> So, it's like it means um you're welcome or it means yes.

[00:41:26]>> And I'm like, >> what?

[00:41:28]>> That's the reason I'm always saying that. I also love it. This is so random, but in Australia when you order food at a restaurant, they go too easy every single time. They go, "Too easy. Too easy." And you're like, >> like it's too easy to make.

[00:41:40]>> It's too easy to even order.

[00:41:41]>> It's not even complicated.

[00:41:43]>> I like that. But they don't mean that.

[00:41:45]They mean okay.

[00:41:46]>> They mean okay, but too easy.

[00:41:47]>> That's >> Yeah, but that's like when you order something and they say, "Come right up."

[00:41:50]>> Too them being like, "Okay, >> too easy.

[00:41:53]>> Too easy."

[00:41:54]>> I mean, you're just like >> an American.

[00:41:58]>> I'm an ethnosentric. There you go. So, at least you know it.

[00:42:04]>> Uh, always being late.

[00:42:06]>> No, I hate that. Hate that. Hate.

[00:42:08]>> You guys were early today.

[00:42:09]>> Yeah, we were and we sat in the parking lot.

[00:42:11]>> You should have just come in. We had water and snacks and I was in there high on drugs. Well, >> that's wearing off. Patrick, give me my pills.

[00:42:17]>> Uh, throppples.

[00:42:19]>> Okay.

[00:42:19]>> Oh, I don't think I could.

[00:42:21]>> Best of luck to them.

[00:42:22]>> I mean, yeah, best of luck to them.

[00:42:24]>> I can't even imagine. I can't handle a couple. I'm in one. It's like I would need them to both both be obsessed with me. I don't know.

[00:42:32]>> It would work.

[00:42:33]>> Imagine. What do you guys think?

[00:42:34]>> What if you were the apex of the triangle?

[00:42:36]>> Then I'm like the glue.

[00:42:38]>> Yeah.

[00:42:38]>> Uh >> but you also got leads to horrible things. If I got the attention, I think it would lead to horrible things.

[00:42:44]>> I don't it my opinion is that like I don't really know. I've never been in that situation and I don't have that feeling of being like I need to bring more into this. But maybe if if there was already a couple and they wanted me to like hop in, I feel like there's less pressure >> in that scenario cuz I could just be like, "You know what? This is actually too much for me, but you two enjoy each other."

[00:43:04]>> Yeah.

[00:43:04]>> Like if they were married and you dated a married couple, but I would >> I could do that like one night. I can see >> and I love to guest star. That's one of my favorite activities is like a married couple and then >> you pop you open the door. There's applause. You hold for the applause for a second.

[00:43:21]>> I don't want to stir the pot. I think that's the thing. It's like if I'm not stirring the pot, >> but if it starts getting like stirring the pot, I'm gonna have to have the same level of let y'all keep fighting cuz I'm hanging out with one of them and the other's one's not there. That's >> I don't think if you're two people like that's crazy or >> Yeah. Depend whose fault is it? Usually mine. Uh >> come on. Pop full of grits. You didn't hear me say that full of grits.

[00:43:46]>> Thank you.

[00:43:47]>> Uh hookup culture.

[00:43:49]>> Fine.

[00:43:49]>> Love.

[00:43:50]>> Whatever.

[00:43:50]>> Pretty privilege. What? Like what can we do? Yeah.

[00:43:53]>> What can we do about it?

[00:43:57]>> We can make them wait in line and be mean to them. But ugly is to the front.

[00:44:01]>> But it's just like it's so systemic.

[00:44:03]>> How do you do that? Yeah.

[00:44:04]>> Cuz it's your subjective cuz I've seen you call people hot.

[00:44:08]>> Sorry.

[00:44:09]>> And there. Okay.

[00:44:10]>> Okay. And there it is.

[00:44:11]>> And there it is. So like your front bond is really growing. That's beautiful.

[00:44:14]>> Yeah. This is like >> Are you going to do a party ugly to the front?

[00:44:18]>> Yeah. Seeing your therapist on the >> Yeah. She moves. being your therapist on the apps.

[00:44:25]>> Good for him.

[00:44:26]>> I would I would press block immediately.

[00:44:28]I would have to immediately block and I or I would really hope he already blocked. My therapist blocked me on Tik Tok.

[00:44:34]>> Smart.

[00:44:34]>> Yeah. He let me know immediately. He said, I want you to know I saw you on Tik Tok and I immediately blocked you and I was like, that's so crazy. I like was hoping for a compliment about your work.

[00:44:45]>> I was like, was it funny at least? See, I had a therapist who knew me as a drag queen. And so, like would sometimes accidentally see me at like bigger events that I was booked for, but never see my performances.

[00:44:59]Like, he wasn't looking for me.

[00:45:01]>> But like when the George Santos thing went viral, he was like, "Yeah, I saw that." Or when I did Netflix, he was like, "Yeah, I saw that."

[00:45:07]>> Is that how it went? Walter, >> leave Walter out of this. Confidence delusion.

[00:45:13]>> What?

[00:45:14]>> Confidence delusion. Okay, that makes >> Yeah, I'm into it.

[00:45:18]>> I mean, that's the only way you make things happen, right?

[00:45:20]>> Delusionally, >> was that like asking? Was that a yes or no? Or was that a full >> What's your opinion on these two words?

[00:45:28]>> Catastrophe. What's your opinion?

[00:45:29]>> Oh god. I >> I don't know enough to speak on this, but I do think everyone's being insane >> on what I It's so happy. I saw one or two videos about this and I was like, it has taken hours of her life and I was up until like 6 a.m.

[00:45:45]>> Do you not feel bad for that person?

[00:45:47]>> No.

[00:45:47]>> No. Because I think they have confidence delusion and I think that they're putting out a lot of like overly confident stuff that's terrible.

[00:45:54]>> But is it like harmful? Are they being called who themselves?

[00:45:59]>> Is that my problem?

[00:46:00]>> No, it's none of our problems. But it's like watching a a car accident when you're driving by. You want to see it.

[00:46:07]>> I don't know. You're not better than me.

[00:46:09]>> I'm not saying I'm better than you.

[00:46:11]>> You're kind of You're giving me that energy right now, Joey.

[00:46:15]>> You don't feel like you would be in a position for the other person.

[00:46:20]>> Like, imagine if a drag queen started making a huge series of videos saying, "I'm moving to LA because one time I was at Fat [ __ ] and I told Meball I was a performer and she said, "Send me your stuff. Maybe you can perform at Fat [ __ ] one time." If someone told me that, I would go, "Okay, well, there's maybe a possibility in the future." But I'm not going to take that as I'm moving LA.

[00:46:41]>> Well, that's what is happening.

[00:46:43]>> Clearly like a like a neurode divergent >> and on that.

[00:46:48]>> Oh, so now we're diagnosing people.

[00:46:50]>> I will not be diagnosing anyone here today. Dirty mirror selfies.

[00:46:54]>> Clean the mirror.

[00:46:55]>> Yeah, I do that.

[00:46:56]>> A microfiber cloth that takes two seconds.

[00:46:58]>> I'm always putting up my octab body.

[00:47:00]>> That's insane.

[00:47:00]>> What is that?

[00:47:01]>> The octobody.

[00:47:02]>> What is that? It's the thing that sits on the back of your >> This is why I can't wait for our lease to end. This is the reason >> because it leaves like >> on the mirrors and then I'm like, you didn't even think to clean that mirror.

[00:47:12]Like it's a communal mirror.

[00:47:13]>> What do you put that up for? Filming?

[00:47:15]What are you filming?

[00:47:15]>> You jerking it?

[00:47:17]>> I'm bending right over. No. Um I'm just doing it for anything. Sometimes you do selftimer.

[00:47:23]>> It can stick to walls, too.

[00:47:25]>> I like I'll bring it in the shower and I'm like sometimes like brain rot like I'm watching videos in the shower. I'm just like there. 60 best things to eat at Animal Kingdom.

[00:47:34]>> Amazing. Someone stopping at IKEA for like an hour and a half standing still in the shower water. If you get in the shower high with an Octo beer, it gets me out of the shower faster cuz after 15 minutes I'm like, I want another beer.

[00:47:51]>> Right.

[00:47:51]>> Reinventing yourself every six months.

[00:47:54]>> What was that?

[00:47:54]>> Reinventing yourself every six months.

[00:47:56]You with that hair color forever. I think I'm trying to stop though. I've had brown hair for at least like eight months.

[00:48:03]>> Is it driving you insane?

[00:48:03]>> I got a perm. Can you tell?

[00:48:05]>> Yeah, it's curls.

[00:48:06]>> Yeah.

[00:48:07]>> Now we're really stole my look. Hat.

[00:48:09]>> Yeah.

[00:48:12]>> You guys got to move out.

[00:48:15]>> Double mullet and mustache.

[00:48:17]>> Yeah.

[00:48:17]>> Mullet mustache combo. You know, it's my favorite flavor.

[00:48:19]>> Yeah.

[00:48:20]>> Legs overhead like a pretzel.

[00:48:22]>> Not anymore.

[00:48:23]>> Not after the accident. Oh god. I'm so sorry.

[00:48:26]>> All right. Well, thank you so much for playing opinions because I feel like you hated every single one of our opinions.

[00:48:32]>> We had a lot of chatter, >> right? Good. Good.

[00:48:35]>> I liked a lot of the opinions.

[00:48:36]>> Okay, great.

[00:48:38]>> Hot takes.

[00:48:39]>> I love that you guys are never late. I'm just going through.

[00:48:44]>> Hey, do you like to go see live theater?

[00:48:48]>> Yes.

[00:48:49]>> Yeah.

[00:48:49]>> Obsessed.

[00:48:50]>> Yeah.

[00:48:50]>> Yeah.

[00:48:51]>> What have you seen recently that you like?

[00:48:52]>> Um, Titanique. Titanique. Went to that.

[00:48:56]Oh, you went to the Broadway opening.

[00:48:57]>> Yes. Amazing.

[00:48:59]>> Back to opinions. Frankie Grande.

[00:49:02]>> Love him.

[00:49:06]>> Yes. Work.

[00:49:08]>> Same. Yeah. Love it.

[00:49:10]>> Mara Mandelle back in.

[00:49:11]>> Love her.

[00:49:16]>> Nominated for best best actress.

[00:49:19]>> They got a lot of Tony talent. A lot.

[00:49:22]>> That's so exciting. We saw >> you good. We saw Titanic in the >> not in the first iteration but in the other theater, the off Broadway theater.

[00:49:33]>> Yeah. On 14th Street.

[00:49:34]>> Yeah.

[00:49:34]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or Union Square.

[00:49:36]>> Yeah.

[00:49:37]>> Yeah. Similar.

[00:49:38]>> I heard that the transfer to it's just feels a little too big maybe.

[00:49:43]>> It's big. I mean like they definitely put a lot more budget into like the set and everything and I think it's still incredible.

[00:49:48]>> Drag the queer entertainment.

[00:49:50]>> I'm like I'm excited for it. I want to go see it when I'm in the voices are so good. Everyone are amazing.

[00:49:54]>> So yeah, you saw Rocky Horror, which got nine Tony nominations.

[00:49:58]>> Can I ask how was it with the crowd?

[00:50:01]>> They they were doing the big ones. So it was kind of like every >> doing their big callbacks, but then the lady right behind me was like on another level.

[00:50:13]Like she needed everyone to know that she knew all the minor little ones. I mean, to be honest, >> I bet the super fans win right away. And now it's like, oh, it's a Tony.

[00:50:24]>> But I asked the director afterwards and he was just kind of like, well, it was just kind of part of the culture. But I was like, but you didn't say if you liked it or didn't like it.

[00:50:33]>> Well, I saw Cats before the Delico Ball before it moved and there was a lot less fan clacking.

[00:50:39]>> Oh, that could ruin Jelica Ball for the fan clacking straight. They probably make five grand a night.

[00:50:49]>> Clapping was every 15 seconds for me and I like it's just that then I'm not paying attention. I'm like >> psychoanalyzing the guest next. The one lady behind me knew all the little minute ones that would ruin it for me. I walked out of I kept giving her this.

[00:51:04]>> Yes. But that's like then I get mad at myself and I'm like I'm the problem.

[00:51:08]Like I'm being insane. I left Mulan Rouge >> in the middle of the show >> after the first act >> and Jojo was performing.

[00:51:15]>> No. Oh, it was it was No, it was it was Megan. I bought the tickets to see Megan and I left after the first act. We saw It was just before the cheating scandal, so I I knew she didn't need me there just yet. The crowd was It was like a cruise ship. It was like a It was like the Hansir happened. It was so loud and disorderly and >> it was honestly you're not having a good experience.

[00:51:39]>> My method was like if I said there was >> We've done it before.

[00:51:42]>> That's why we're That's why >> that's cuz the show was bad.

[00:51:44]>> Name it again. I didn't necessarily love the show.

[00:51:47]>> You brought me there. You remember it?

[00:51:49]>> You brought me there.

[00:51:51]>> No, I think you brought me to that show.

[00:51:52]You bought the show.

[00:51:54]>> Yeah. But >> was it a Broadway show?

[00:51:56]>> What was it? No, it was a show.

[00:52:00]I can't tell because it wasn't good.

[00:52:02]>> It was really bad.

[00:52:03]>> And then we left, but then everyone was saying so good. And I can't imagine why the show.

[00:52:11]>> Are Are you doing both the show? Were you?

[00:52:14]>> Yeah. We're not saying what show it was.

[00:52:18]>> What's wrong with you?

[00:52:19]>> What show is it?

[00:52:20]>> We're not going to say it.

[00:52:21]>> Can you whisper it?

[00:52:22]>> No, we'd make more work for our editing team.

[00:52:24]>> Oh, right.

[00:52:25]>> And well, it's like I'm okay, >> Patrick.

[00:52:32]>> The little Dwindy is coming to get you.

[00:52:34]>> Got me, girl.

[00:52:35]>> Giggle.

[00:52:36]>> Drove me right into a tree.

[00:52:37]>> Right. Oh my god.

[00:52:38]>> All right, everyone. Thanks so much for watching Sloppy Seconds right here on our YouTube channel. And remember, if you want to get sick with our special guest today, you can head on over to Patreon.

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[00:53:03]>> You talk about eating >> eating and eating poop.

[00:53:08]>> We've all done it on accident.

[00:53:09]>> All right, we'll see you over there.

[00:53:11]Neither have I. I just thought maybe one of you.

[00:53:13]>> I've definitely have.

[00:53:15]>> No, but like by accident eaten.

[00:53:16]>> No, I haven't eaten it, but like I've definitely like went in and like stopped tongue and then I was like, "Oh shit."

[00:53:22]>> Oh, and then you're like, "You taste like copper." And then then of course there's always um sautu. Are you familiar with saut under? Yeah.

[00:53:31]>> It's when you're like at a dark room, you leave a party. Saut.

[00:53:35]>> Yeah.

[00:53:36]>> On the front of my underwear.

[00:53:38]>> FOMO. You get home and you find out.

[00:53:41]That's how you find out.

[00:53:42]>> Usually it's brutal.

[00:53:45]>> Oh, there's poo. There has to be inherently >> has happened to me and it was like on the inside of my jock.

[00:53:55]>> Yeah, >> you knock something loose.

[00:53:56]>> I knock something loose.

[00:53:57]>> Yeah, it happens. It does.

[00:53:59]>> Bow bow bow.

[00:54:00]>> M.

[00:54:01]>> Oh, m.

[00:54:05]Maybe I should do one with a British accent.