HANGNAIL: A Dangerous Role Model Short Film - AWARD WINNING

[00:00:10]Would you actually sit down? I haven't moved.

[00:00:15]Ow, shut up. Was that sore?

[00:00:17]>> Uh No, that's okay.

[00:00:19]>> I mean, you're meant to use a brush, but it's way easier like this.

[00:00:24]>> What is it you're doing?

[00:00:25]>> Your eye shadow.

[00:00:27]>> No.

[00:00:28]What is it you're actually doing with it?

[00:00:29]>> Oh, well, see how I've done mine?

[00:00:33]Kind of like that.

[00:00:34]>> No, wait, I'm not done.

[00:00:40]>> Your eye, man.

[00:00:42]>> The left one's pure squint.

[00:00:45]>> Oh, come on. It's quite cute. Makes you stand out a bit.

[00:00:52]That kind of helps.

[00:01:00]>> What the [ __ ] >> What is it?

[00:01:02]>> [ __ ] Dad and he's just patch burning us tonight. [ __ ] >> How come he can't make it?

[00:01:10]>> There's football on or some shite.

[00:01:13]Means I don't have to put up with his pish.

[00:01:15]>> How do you know?

[00:01:17]>> Oh, well.

[00:01:18]Caitlin said the last time we were out he was wasted on one, but Caitlin is a jealous wee boot and she doesn't know what she's talking about.

[00:01:25]>> I bet.

[00:01:39]>> Here.

[00:01:40]You look [ __ ] stunning. I'd definitely shag you.

[00:01:44]>> [laughter] >> Just stick with me and you'll be all right. Okay.

[00:02:25]>> Is everything all right?

[00:02:25]>> What?

[00:02:26]Baby sitting alone tonight?

[00:02:27]>> I It's my wee cousin, Aaron.

[00:02:29]>> Is that right? We drinking there?

[00:02:31]>> Oh, the same as me. What have you got for us?

[00:02:34]>> Well, if it's the same as you, you'll definitely be needing looked after.

[00:02:37]>> I can look after myself.

[00:02:43]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> That is my pal, mate. She's normal.

[00:04:04]>> Some guy.

[00:04:06]>> What did you call me? I told the [ __ ] >> I would you?

[00:04:12]>> Right, well, open next to my computer.

[00:04:15]>> For what?

[00:04:17]I would you for that.

[00:04:22]>> [music] >> I would you for that.

[00:04:33]Come on.

[00:04:35]Let's go upstairs.

[00:04:38]>> Upstairs?

[00:04:39]>> [music] >> You can look after yourself.

[00:04:52]>> I'm in trouble.

[00:04:54]You're a flash [ __ ] aren't you?

[00:04:56]>> Yeah, I'm a madam.

[00:04:57]>> You like to consume what you drink there, eh?

[00:04:59]>> I don't have any.

[00:05:01]>> You're in luck. I've got a wee stash upstairs. [music] I'll show you it.

[00:05:05]>> Oh, really?

[00:05:06]>> Yeah.

[00:05:07]I'll have a go with you for that drink.

[00:05:10]>> [snorts] >> Let's go.

[00:05:18]Man, beat the ball. I'm always [ __ ] now.

[00:05:40]I'm talking. Talking. I'm [ __ ] talking.

[00:05:42]>> Follow me. I'm mad if nothing has happened. I swear.

[00:05:46]>> I followed him. Do you think I'm a [ __ ] joker or something?

[00:05:49]>> Don't be stupid. He's after something.

[00:05:51]>> WHAT DID YOU [ __ ] CALL ME? RIGHT.

[00:05:54]>> BLAIR, are you all right?

[00:05:56]>> What the [ __ ] >> You know what? I can't be honest.

[00:05:59]>> Oh, where are you going?

[00:06:00]>> You get to [ __ ] >> Are you okay?

[00:06:07]>> Who do you think you are?

[00:06:09]>> What?

[00:06:09]>> You're a naughty wee [ __ ] >> I was only coming in here.

[00:06:12]>> YOU HOE. DON'T BLAME me cuz you can't keep your legs shut.

[00:06:15]>> You're well [ __ ] past it.

[00:07:20]>> What is this then?

[00:07:48]>> Let's just sleep.

[00:07:56]I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to bring you.

[00:08:01]But I would just [ __ ] junkies.

[00:08:10]It's just going to be you and me from now on.

[00:08:15]Come on.

[00:09:46]>> Hey.