I Thought Meghan’s New As Ever Reel Was A Joke

[00:00:00]Megan has done it again. She has posted a new real on As ever Instagram and I have to be honest with you. I watched it once. Then I watched it again and then again because I thought maybe like it was an Instagram glitch. I was really waiting for the ad to begin for it to start. I was waiting for the product. I was waiting for the recipe for the point and then the video ended. Now, there is a huge difference between minimalist and unfinished. And there's a difference between quiet luxury and quiet confusion. And this reel, in my pure opinion, is giving us quiet confusion.

[00:00:42]Let's get started.

[00:00:51]Hello everyone. I'm Star Chairs and in this channel we analyze things through the lens of PR and business. Now let's go over to the Instagram post because if you guys saw it, you're like me. You're like what the what, Megan? Like what and as ever did you just do?

[00:01:09]Okay, let's play it.

[00:01:16]Okay. White pants.

[00:01:18]And you just finished picking those up.

[00:01:22]Like everything's super clean. If you just pick those up, I mean it it's it just comes to me because I loved gardening. I had a garden before. I used to do gardening. And if you've done gardening here and there, even just a little bit, you know, you don't wear white pants. And if you wear white pants, you are going to get them dirty.

[00:01:43]And her hands and nails and nail beds should be full of dirt.

[00:01:50]And obviously her vegetables should be dirty as well.

[00:01:57]I like what is she doing?

[00:02:01]And by the way, it looks super glossy.

[00:02:04]Like these look like she just grabbed them from Whole Foods or something like that. They look glossy.

[00:02:19]psychopath.

[00:02:21]Oh my god.

[00:02:23]Like, shut up, Megan. What are you doing? Does that not like if you people if you if you don't want people to think that you're a psychopath or that you're a narcissist?

[00:02:37]Like, why are you releasing videos like this?

[00:02:43]Like, what is that? Oh my goodness.

[00:02:47]Look, as someone I'm talking about myself, someone who used to work as a broadcast technician making videos, PSAs, commercials, productions, like of all sorts. This right here has left me speechless. Not because every video needs to be expensive, but the best content online is made by regular people with just an iPhone and a good idea. So, what shocked me is that this looks professional, but they forgot the purpose of the entire video. Like, where where is the story? The real has absolutely no story. And the basket.

[00:03:25]Let's go back to the basket because like what is she looking at?

[00:03:33]Like what are you looking at, Megan?

[00:03:35]Like shut up. [laughter] Oh my goodness. And that was it. And then back to the basket.

[00:03:43]It never like the basket is introduced like it matters, but it never really becomes anything. It's the very first thing that you see in the video. And so I'm waiting for it. I don't know for Megan to make there those carrots. Those are carrots. Why do you have carrots, Megan?

[00:03:59]Like the produce is just being shown, but it's not being used. It's not being used to resolve anything. That is why my brain just feels so odd. Like nothing pays off watching this. Nothing pays off. Megan has become the product once again. She's supposed to be selling product, but no, she doesn't know how to sell product. She only knows how to sell herself. Oh, and that sounds ugly because, you know, in this in this channel, we try not to do things like this. We try to focus just on business, but the way she is selling it. Yeah.

[00:04:34]She's not selling selling it with X like a lot of other brands, but it's very close to it. like she doesn't understand marketing or she doesn't understand advertisement and nobody's teaching her or she doesn't want to listen. So I am like oh the whole thing when you make something like some kind of content the question always becomes is this about the brand the food the products summer hosting or is it about the owner like what is it about what's being photographed what's being videotaped what is it because those right here there's no strategy here it just feels like bro not an ad and if you don't know what bro is bro is just like the extra stuff Like I'm just going to shoot here really quick just in case we need it. I'm going to shoot this extra chair because we're going to need it for this scene. It's just kind of like what happens to get to the main part, the beefy part. So B-roll is just supporting footage. That is all. It is not usually the whole message, but here Megan is making it the entire message.

[00:05:44]Like there we go. We start with the fruit and we end with the fruit basket.

[00:05:50]Vegetable basket. I'll need to stop calling it fruit basket cuz there's no fruit. Oh, wait. Mandarins maybe in the back. Tangerines. I don't know. It's a mix.

[00:06:01]This reel really feels like a footage you place in between like real shots.

[00:06:06]And she's missing the recipe and the product closeup and the table reveal like the actual message of the commercial. Like this whole thing is just B-roll. the entire reel. It It's not selling anything. So, that's why I was shocked. I was like waiting for it and waiting for it and I'm like, "Oh my god, this thing is just looping. It's just looping." Does she know she posted this? If as ever is selling summer, hosting like homemade stuff and trying to elevate your everyday living, then this reel right here needs to make viewers want you to step into that world. And like I said in the beginning, like this is unbelievable. Completely unbelievable because if you have done any gardening, any at all, you know, this is staged. It's not warm or or inviting. It's completely staged, distant, and incomplete. Because if you done any gardening, you know, you're going to get messy. You're going to get dirty. You're going to be in your rags to do some gardening. And here, everything is clean. Everything.

[00:07:11]So, it really it really doesn't answer any questions or give any solutions.

[00:07:18]So, we're watching this real and what are what are we what is she selling? Can we buy that basket? No. So, what is it?

[00:07:27]That is Megan's marketing problem. Like, the real has tomatoes, carrots, and I can't make out the rest. Parsley, I believe. Like, is she making something? Is she going to make a vegetable spread? This is This is not an ad, guys. This is not an ad. I think she got the assignment completely wrong.

[00:07:49][laughter] And this basket keeps coming out, but Megan sells nothing. Nothing in that basket. She doesn't sell carrot spread or carrot anything or tomato anything or parsley anything or asparagus anything or apple anything. This is just so much confusion. In fact, let's go over to X because X is fun. Okay, let's go to Princess Car Parkle. Hello, Princess car parkle. [laughter] They um I'm actually interested in what people have to say.

[00:08:28]Evidently, the tea arouses her sex. See, I'm telling you, even though she's not unclothed, this gives off some vibes of that. Absolutely. I'm like, "Oh my goodness." No, she didn't. But yes, she did. Like, shut up, Megan. Shut up.

[00:08:49]Narcissism is a nutshell. I think she meant in a nutshell. Yeah.

[00:08:55]I'm convinced she's mentally unraveled completely.

[00:09:01]I'm not going to disagree with that.

[00:09:03][laughter] I'm an old lady now, but even I can throw a sexier com [laughter] look than that.

[00:09:11]Oh my god. Yes, Miss Cow fart. [laughter] Oh my goodness.

[00:09:18]Okay, Harry, Megan, Spare. Let's see what you guys have to say in here. Oh my god, you had me at the [laughter] pants.

[00:09:25]I didn't even look at the pants. Okay, hold on. Let's go to the Oh, did I [sighs] Oh, yeah. She does have the pants. Okay. In Megan's defense, I wear pants like this because Yeah.

[00:09:40]Premenopause is Oh my goodness. Yeah.

[00:09:43]Let's go back to X. This is the worst advertisement. Yes, absolutely. That's what I'm saying. This is the worst advertisements advertisement for ass ever. We don't know what she's promoting.

[00:09:56]She's obviously drunk on ass. [laughter] Double ass on as ever.

[00:10:03]Let's see. Such clean produce. I need to learn about the dirt she uses. Exactly.

[00:10:09]That's what I'm talking about. She always comes across as simply fake and inauthentic. Yes, this is She doesn't understand. Or maybe she does and she just doesn't listen. It's She's come to the point where she's like this. Just like that monkey that holds his ears closed. That's who Megan is.

[00:10:26]Okay, let's go to another one cuz these are hilarious. I am so glad that I'm not the only one that's able to see this.

[00:10:32]Like, we're waiting for it. Like, what happened?

[00:10:38]Why do veggies have to do with honey?

[00:10:40]What do veggies have to do with honey and flower sprinkles? H, exactly.

[00:10:45]Oh, boy. Here we go again. Please explain to the person that apples and peaches do not harvest at the same time.

[00:10:52]That's what I was waiting for. I was waiting just for that cuz I know there's some some veggies and some fruits that do not at the same time. They don't come up at the same time. There's different seasons for everything.

[00:11:06]Someone should tell her that she needs a ladder to be able [laughter] Yes. She clean vegetables all the way. Didn't I just say it? All the way from Whole Foods. Exactly. I'm just clicking because guys, I am shocked like everybody else. I'm just thinking like what were you thinking Megan? Like just shut up Megan. You don't need to post every time. Yeah, that's exactly how I felt. Like this meme right here. I was just like what?

[00:11:33]What? Worst actress ever. She That's the other thing you guys. I was watching my favorite show and this is just going to be all about me right now because Megan ruined my show. I have this show that I watch and I love and I watch it on on replay once in a while and it's called French. I love that show, you know, but I don't watch it every year or anything, but when I do watch it, it it's always like, oh my god, I got something new out of it. I did not know that Megan comes out on French. It's just like an episode and a half, like one episode and then the next one she comes out a little bit, but that's it. But I almost lost it. I was like, "Why is Megan on my favorite show, Fringe?" I was like, "Get her out." I could not I couldn't I couldn't believe what she was like I couldn't believe that she was an FBI agent cuz that's what she came out. Like an FBI agent. I was like, "No, I'm not watching [laughter] episode one. I almost fast forwarded, but I'm so glad she only came out in episode one." All right, guys.

[00:12:38]So, I don't know if I can actually play the the video, but let me show you what what I'm talking about. Fringe. Let me see. I'm going to turn off the volume. I don't want it to come out.

[00:12:52]Okay, so this is French and then Megan comes out as an FBI agent as Avery, I believe. It's like, what?

[00:13:04]No, no. I My husband just cracked. He was laughing. He's like, "Oh my gosh, are you going to stop watching it?" I was like, "No, I'm going to continue watching it because I want to know how this is going to end." The great thing is that she was only for there for an episode and a half.

[00:13:24]And that's Walter Bishop. I love Walter Bishop.

[00:13:28]And then Avery, she comes out.

[00:13:32]See that? Like every time she opened her mouth, I was like, "Shut up, Megan. Shut up, Megan.

[00:13:39]Stop ruining my show.

[00:13:45]Like I couldn't believe it. She's like this tiny.

[00:13:49]And now that we know so much about her, I can't see her as anything other than herself than what she is.

[00:13:58]So anyways, that's my tea from my personal experience cuz right now that's what I'm watching. And I was shocked that she was on my favorite TV show, French. I was like, "Oh my goodness, am I going to have to stop watching French?" Nope. Thank goodness only one episode and a half and that's it. But honestly guys, talking about Megan and this real, this is why her brand is not working because she keeps and keeps thinking that she's good at it. Like in the details and that in the details stays in our head because she was so adamant. She repeated that over and over again. And this is why I keep saying Megan gives us the free business lesson because this is not about hating on a basket of tomatoes or whatever. The tomatoes are innocent. The whole basket is innocent. This is about understanding that content needs purpose. If you are building a brand, then every video, every post needs to do a job. Is it selling? Is it teaching? Is it building trust? Is it creating desire? Because if the audience gets to the end of the video like we did and we're like what the what Megan like what in ever is happening then you are confusing your audience. There is a communication problem and it's not your audience. It's you putting this what the what. And like I said as someone who has worked behind the scenes making videos PSAs commercials I can tell you this this is pretty strange. The footage has no direction. It just looks expensive and white like it has no purpose. But that is just my pure opinion guys. Let me know what you think. Was a bit confusing. It just feels like a neverending loop and it has absolutely no purpose. Let me know what you think in the comment section below and don't forget to subscribe before you leave and I will see you in my next video. Bye.

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