A compilation of my old, deleted shorts. #countryballs #edit #memes #compilation #history #reupload

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]I'm an eagle. You're not eagle. You're an adult man. I'm a eagle.

[00:00:06]>> If you see another person that looks identical to you, run away and hide.

[00:00:20][music] Yeah.

[00:00:28][music] [music] [music] I [music] love Oh MY GOD. OH MY GOD. [screaming] You know, you can't fall down the stairs if you're already at the bottom.

[00:01:12]Oh my god, my phone.

[00:01:21]Europe's [music] problems are the worst.

[00:01:31]>> Dude, you're British. I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY BOTTLE OF WATER.

[00:01:34]>> Challenge accepted.

[00:01:35]>> Oh god.

[00:01:38]>> Bottle of water.

[00:01:40]>> I KNEW IT.

[00:01:41]>> WELL, AT least our schools don't look like Fortnite battle royale.

[00:01:48][music] Heat. Heat.

[00:01:55][music] [music] Michael.

[00:02:16][music] Heat.

[00:02:29]>> [music] [music] >> Heat.

[00:02:50][music] Heat.

[00:03:02]>> [music] [music] >> 64 bits. 32 bits, 16 bits, 8 bits, FOUR BITS, TWO BITS, ONE BIT.

[00:03:34]>> Say Coca-Cola without your lips touching.

[00:03:38]>> Uhhuh. Uh-uh. [laughter] >> So say it normal. [gasps] >> Coca-Cola.

[00:03:43]>> Your lips never touch. Fool.

[00:03:46]>> What do you mean?

[00:03:48][music] Heat. Heat. Heat.

[00:03:53][music] >> [music] >> If NASA says it's too hot to go to the sun, then why don't we go at night when the sun turns off?

[00:04:21][music] [music] What I baking [music] [music] [music] Heat.

[00:05:02][music] [music] [music] Heat.

[00:05:24]>> [music] [music] >> Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four.

[00:05:48]Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four.

[00:05:49]Four.

[00:05:50]>> Three.

[00:05:54]2.

[00:05:57]One [music] [music] Heat.

[00:06:29]Heat.

[00:06:37]Heat.

[00:06:51]Heat.

[00:06:53][music] >> [music] [music] >> I wish I wish I [music] [music] [music] [music] Heat.

[00:07:54]Heat.

[00:08:00][music] >> [music] >> I'm [music] going to kill you.

[00:08:18]I'm going to kill >> Apple. What?

[00:08:26]Heat. Heat.

[00:08:33][music] Heat. Heat.

[00:08:41][music] >> [music] [music] >> How Americans curse. [ __ ] How Pino curse.

[00:09:34]If I can secure Ukraine by summer 2024, I bring fight to everyone. Everyone now.

[00:09:41]Are you sure you want to do that, Russia? Yes, American. Everyone.

[00:09:46]Everyone. Does that include what? We are [music] scared of >> everyone. Cuz there's a couple of experiments from the 40s that I would really like to finish up.

[00:09:55]>> Everybody who feels like it. You don't you don't have to come. So, everyone's invited. Well, that's fantastic there, bud. It's hockey season's almost over, and I need a new way to get my aggression.

[00:10:06]>> Okay, maybe not everyone. Maybe it's a less scary war criminal.

[00:10:10]>> I heard there was a open invitation. Oh, no. Russia, take that.

[00:10:14]>> Good to see you, old friend.

[00:10:16]>> Okay, I'll be the one to say it. We need to be done.

[00:10:21]>> Okay, I messed up. Somebody called Volkswagen cuz we are so back.

[00:10:40]Hey, Mario.

[00:10:44]>> Hello, Mario.

[00:10:47]>> Hey, Stinky.

[00:10:49]>> Don't litter, please. Oh, yeah.

[00:10:52]Who going to stop me?

[00:10:56]All right. So, what had happened was I actually meant to pick this up and then [music] [music] >> What's your name, Sasha? No. No. What's your real name?

[00:11:22]>> What's your name?

[00:11:25]>> [music] >> Good night to everyone except Logan.

[00:11:28]Good night to everyone except those who spell their name L O G A N. Good night to everyone except anyone whose name has the five letters L O G A N.

[00:11:44][music] Now a cow pretending [music] to be a man. Alan, are you a cow? What? No.

[00:12:00]Yeah. Me neither. Alan, are you a cow?

[00:12:03]What? No. Yeah. Apple.

[00:12:06]>> What?

[00:12:14][music] >> Give me Canada. No. Give me Canada. No.

[00:12:20]Give me Alaska.

[00:12:23]Duh.

[00:12:25]Why'd you buy Alaska? Now you have me completely surrounded. I just missed my baby brother is all. Think of it like a big hug.

[00:12:34]No, [music] you better not mess with my [music] gang or you'll be messing with oopy goopy, General Munchkin man, Lil Jim Bob, and worst of all, Larry.

[00:13:00]>> [laughter] [music] >> If you dance, I'll dance.

[00:13:09]And if you don't, I'll dance [music] anyway.

[00:13:15][laughter] >> Bry see another >> [music] [music] >> TO [screaming] GOODBYE.

[00:13:53]>> [music] [music] >> My [music] I can stop you.

[00:14:25][laughter] >> You like cucumber?

[00:14:32]>> Yuck.

[00:14:33]>> George is a difficult little [ __ ] He does not like tomato. He does not like lettuce. He does not like cucumber.

[00:14:39]>> Do you like anything, you ungrateful little [ __ ] Chocolate cake.

[00:14:43]>> Well, that's not a [ __ ] vegetable, is it?

[00:14:54][screaming] Something is dun.