Human Narrated: Catching Things in Zero-G | #HFY | #spaceopera MrsAgroSquerril

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]This is Mrs. Agro Squirrel standing in for Agro while he recovers from some vocal strain. He is recovering but could be a while yet. I hope you enjoy.

[00:00:09]Catching things in zero G by Marilyn of many. Reach over the border. Captain Sunlight directed the Fillian twins.

[00:00:17]Make sure they're touching the floor when they cross into gravity. I watched from well out of the way as Blip and Blop nodded, holding muscular arms out for the oncoming guests. No one was new to gravity fluctuations, but that didn't mean they were fun. The first person to cross from the damaged ship to ours was a bright red heat seeker whose name I'd forgotten. He stumbled a bit on landing, grateful for the assistance. Blop and Blop released his hands when he was stable. Looking like parents helping their lizardy toddler off a swing set.

[00:00:50]Hard on his heels was Bobbert, the big gray strong arm, whose name I did remember, along with his extreme and hilarious dislike for pizza from when I talked him into trying it that one time.

[00:01:03]I'd worked briefly on that ship before getting a more long-term position on this one. Nobody had changed since then.

[00:01:11]Bobbert was still a bigger octopus alien than the Strongarms on our ship. He was surprisingly talented at navigating in zerog, though. No need, he said, waving a tentacle at the waiting hands. He launched off the wall and landed with a splat just on the side of the scene between airlocks. Thanks, though.

[00:01:31]They'll want help with the cargo. Ah, here we go. A tentacle walked over to stand near me as several other crew mates appeared at the hatch with an expensive looking shipping crate. I couldn't tell how heavy the thing was about to be, but it was a cube about the size of a bedside table in my quarters, and it shimmerred with pearlesence.

[00:01:52]Even the label on the top was embossed in gold, matching the seam around the edges. Four different crew mates worked together to guide it oh so gently toward our ship. "What's in it?" I asked Bobbert. "Do you know?" He made a rude noise. Clients wouldn't say, "Rich jerks."

[00:02:10]Captain Sunlight watched with concern.

[00:02:13]Is it heavy? Should we get a hover sled?

[00:02:16]No, just don't drop it. Right. There were far too many people involved already, so we just watched as the whole procession made their way awkwardly through the airlock. Captain Cam showed up during all this along with the rest of their crew waiting to cross over. She and Captain Sunlight started a conversation over everyone else's heads.

[00:02:38]It was getting crowded. I moved back toward the hallway where a few of my own crew mates had gathered to greet the guests. It had been a while since we'd seen our sister ship, and while a damaged gravity generator wasn't the best of circumstances, it was still nice to visit. A furry shape troted past my ankle. I scooped up the cat before she could get in the way. Hang on there, Tilly. You don't want to get stepped on.

[00:03:03]I know it all smells new and interesting.

[00:03:06]Tilly ignored me, watching the proceedings with great interest. Her mismatched eyes were wide, and she didn't react when I ruffled her two-toned fur. This was more focused than new arrivals usually got. "She hadn't run out of the airlock yet, but there's always a first." I kept a close eye on her. "What kind of animal is that?" Bob asked, looking up at the tent shape in my arms. "A cat," I said.

[00:03:32]Humans keep them for companionship, and Tilly was chattering. The distinct I see prey noise. I turned toward the hall, but too late. She launched off with a kick to my ribs and flashed toward the gravity barrier. "Tilly, no!" I exclaimed like that had stopped any cat ever. Some crew mates looked up at me while others jumped aside with startled noises. Blip nearly caught her, which was pretty impressive, honestly. But Tilly jumped right past and into the other ship. She immediately careened toward the far wall, meowing and clawing at the air. "Sorry, I'll get her." I dodged through the crowd. I don't know what she's going after. I ignored the conversation behind me and dove into the zerog. It was just as disorienting as it always was, but I was heading in the right direction. I caught up to Telly in mud air where she'd bounced off the wall and been unable to catch anything with her claws. Those claws immediately tore into my sleeves, leaving more than one scratch that would probably need to get patched up. But I was busy offering comforting noises as I focused on holding her close with my arms while getting my feet into position to hit the wall. I landed gently, making sure to take it slow before pushing back off.

[00:04:51]And in that half-breath pause, I saw something skitter past. "Aha, "What is it?" called Captain Sunlight. "Something moved," I said, trying to look for it while shuffling the cat to get an arm free, and also searching for a handhold before I drifted away from the wall. I found a little hook that had probably held decorations once, and that was good enough. I clutched it tight. Tilly tried to scramble onto my shoulder. I did my best to hold her in place. The creature had disappeared. Batilly was chattering again, looking at the ceiling.

[00:05:27]Somebody shouted about why eating pests.

[00:05:30]More people were coming back over the gravity barrier. A jumble of motion and urgent conversation about which tools had the best shot at catching something so fast. That's why the gravity's out. I knew it wouldn't fail suddenly. Do gravity ones work in zero g? Better to use a stun gun. Just nobody shoot anyone else. What about that Nate in the cargo hold? We could I tuned it all out when I spotted the thing Telly was chattering at. It was a flat little silvery beasty with lots of tiny legs and segmented plates on its back. Every bit the kind of thing I could see wreaking havoc in the guts of a spaceship. It clung to the ceiling with stillness that could break into astonishing speed in an eyelink.

[00:06:14]The wall below it had pipes sticking out, curving into the living space in the type of ship design that was a little unsidely but immensely useful right now. With one hand firmly holding Telly against my shoulder and the other on the hook, I turned in the zero G until I could stick her foot through the loop of pipes. Then I used both hands to grab Telly, holding her out in front of me as I did a sit up towards the ceiling. Get it, girl. Telly didn't disappoint. The thing saw her coming and tried to dash away, but she twisted in my grasp to launch off of my wrist in a way that was incredibly painful, but worth it. She snatched it off the ceiling and brought it to her mouth with a crunch of exoskeleton that I could hear from there. Then she dropped it, shaking her head in comical disgust as the crowd cheered. Somebody caught it easily. I caught Telly before she could fully realize she was drifting again.

[00:07:08]After that, it was just a matter of making my way back to gravity without use of my arms. I ended up crowd surfing, which wasn't my plan at all, but everyone was appreciative and eager to help. When I got my feet back under me, the first thing I did was find Eggskin, the medic. Was that safe for her to bite? She doesn't usually react like that. Telly wasn't trying to jump free, busy licking a paw with vigor.

[00:07:35]Yes, I remember it from her original bioscans, Eggskin told me. Definitely on the safe list. These are a known paste with a strong flavor. They're actually a sought after delicacy in some circles.

[00:07:49]Eggskin was also the cook, which had seemed strange when I first joined the crew, but it made perfect sense these days. Oh, good, I said. All right, kitty. Great job. I'll get you some treats to take the taste out of your mouth. Okay. Captain Cam appeared up my elbow, standing on the tips of her tentacles to get a good look at Telly.

[00:08:11]Does your little predator like fish? She does, I said. Then we will be happy to reward her with some. She waved a tentacle at a maroon and teal frillion who was carrying a mesh bag of various things. It's the least we can do after she caught the source of our woes. Thank all the stars that it's a small one, not old enough to spawn more. Hey, Captain," someone yelled. "There's a gap in the seam of that expensive crate, and the bioscanner shares traces of droppings."

[00:08:41]"More excellent news," Captain Cam said with an angry smile. Captain Sunlight asked. "That crate has a scanner block, doesn't it? No way to scan for hitchhikers." "Oh, yes it does," Captain Cam confirmed. "How kind of that pest to leave its droppings by the hole where we can detect and record them. They signed a waiver, right? Oh, yes. When I realized that the rich jerks had set themselves up for paying to repair the gravity generator that their negligence had damaged, I broke into a grin as well. Such great news. Tilly moved again, making me tighten my grip instinctively, but it was just to get at the tray of fish chunks that the Fillion was holding out. I took the tray and held it for Tilly to eat from. She made some adorable happy noises. So, you were about to say, Bobbert said, that humans keep these creatures for companionship.

[00:09:36]And I think I figured out the other thing. Yep, I agreed. Valuable predator services. You're bleeding a bit there.

[00:09:45]Ah, it's not the first time. Worth it.

[00:09:49]End of story.

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