🎬 Title: Shallow Hal (2001) | “It Hurts When You Keep Seeing Things in Me That Aren’t Really There.

Ajouté : 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]You've been really nice to me today. I really appreciate it, but >> What? Your other boyfriends aren't nice to you? I don't have other boyfriends.

[00:00:08]Well, I had one boyfriend. It was kind of recently, actually, but it didn't work out. You've been burned, huh? No. Let's just say I um I've never been close enough to anybody to get burned. Please. With a mug like that, you must be fighting them off daily.

[00:00:24]Right. I mean, I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me. I thought he was going to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear. Don't even worry about him. He's been acting really weird lately, especially around really pretty girls.

[00:00:35]How?

[00:00:36]Do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, okay? Cuz it makes me uncomfortable. Um okay. You have a problem with compliments? Look, I know what I am and I know what I'm not.

[00:00:48]I'm not beautiful, okay? And I never will be. And I'm fine with that, you know? But when you go around saying that I'm something that I'm not, it's just it's not nice.