Public figures facing serious legal allegations, such as Russell Brand's seven sexual offense charges in the UK, often experience significant public scrutiny and reputational damage, with their legal proceedings becoming subjects of widespread media discussion and public debate about accountability, consent, and the intersection of fame and legal responsibility.
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just serving cookies. Now I'm spilling tea. It's ridiculous.
>> Welcome back to Ridiculous.
Here's what we're drinking, what we're wearing. Let's start with the drinks.
Uh, we've got margaritas.
>> Now, Olivia is drinking a frozen marg, right?
>> I'm having just a regular one. Girl, >> can I tell you something?
>> Yes.
>> I was in the office and we went to >> Home State. Home is where these are from. They're delicious. So, we got Skinny Marg or you got a Skinny Mark yesterday and I was like, I'm going to get the frozen mark. And you called. I heard it cuz I was in the office and you were like, oh, that's the skinny mark.
And you go, "And that's the fat gorita about the the non-skinny mark." And I thought that was the funniest thing you've ever said in your life.
>> Thank you.
>> That's the fat gorita. I turned to Denise and I go, >> "The fat goritas for me."
>> Yeah, the fat goritas are delicious.
>> They are. I love frozen.
>> I also like their paloma palomas.
>> Oo.
>> Is that the grapefruit thing?
>> Yeah. And they And with tequila. So yeah, it's just so good. I love it there. But yeah, you guys, she's the best. Go to Home State. They're opening some new locations in California. I don't know if where their other locations are, but >> there are a lot. I was looking because I was going to try to order online at first and they have like six or seven locations, I think.
>> And they do drinks to go. California lets you do that now. Thank goodness.
California changed their laws, I believe, during co >> um because people were ordering food and drinks from restaurants and it kept a lot of restaurants in business being able to order, you know, a drink to go and have it at home at dinner. So, >> I love that. when I was in college and they opened a Mexican restaurant like halfway through my college uh experience on campus. So, it was a big deal. It was called Chelitos. And when they opened it, we were like really like becoming friends with the bartenders and stuff and they had these things called baby beers on Wednesdays where like they would fill shot glasses with >> I don't know like whiskey or something and then they would take it would look like a baby little beer cuz it was in a shot glass and it had whiskey and then like a huge like topping of heavy cream.
So we would take the shot. It was delicious. But when we became friends with the bartenders, we were like, "Hey girl, like can I get this margarita to go?" because you're not supposed to. So, the way they would hide it, if anybody's watching this, I'm totally kidding and this didn't happen. All the Chilito's workers would never do this.
>> Never. Never.
>> But they put the margarita in a to-go box.
>> Like, they poured it into the to-go box and we just took it back to our dorm and we sipped on it. It was delicious. It was perfect pregame.
>> Yeah. I like the pregame drink. I love places that you do drinks to go. So, you can have them at dinner. Like if you're doing a cute little like picnic on the beach or you just want like a cozy night in.
>> Or you can get it in a cup.
>> Yeah. and you don't want to be bartender that night. It's just nice that they do that. There's some places that do. So, I love Home State. They make homemade like from scratch tortillas. They're that fresh. They make them right in front of you. It's so fun to watch. Their flour tortillas are made fresh and >> it's just a simple menu, but really yummy, fresh food. So, >> love it.
>> You guys check it out. Also, our outfits, they're so cute. They're matching. They're It's a little set, a top and a long skirt. These are from Revolve. We love you, Revolve. We love you, Revolve. It has a little scarf piece.
>> Yeah, these little scarfs can connect.
>> I got tangled when I was putting it on, but I absolutely >> We found >> love it once it was on. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And they're kind of stretchy in the back, so they have some give >> and they're just really comfy.
>> Yeah, these like neck scarves are so in.
I feel like this is the third or fourth I've worn on the pod.
>> Oh, yeah. You wore the brown one. I remember.
And then I feel like there was another one.
>> Yeah. What am I What am I forgetting?
>> I'm also forgetting. Oh, we had uh Chinchin. The first one was It was like a scarf type look.
>> Oh, yeah. You had that the scarf on the top. Okay, that's what it was.
>> They're very in.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Oh my god. Welcome to Ridiculous episode 11.
>> I can't believe it's 11.
>> I also can't believe it's 11. It feels too much and too little.
>> It feels way too little. I feel like we've done a hundred.
>> I feel like that, too. But I also feel like we just we're just starting, girl.
>> I know. No, you're right. That's exactly what it feels like. It feels like we've done a hundred and it feels like we've just started.
>> Well, do you guys want to see the progress so far of the pod?
>> Mhm. What do you mean say it?
>> So, I'm going to I've you know, I love analytics and I can't stop thinking about it and looking at it and so I'm going to chime in every now and then.
Sorry guys if it bores you or not.
>> So, here's my super high-tech presentation. This is just the watch time, which is the most important metric on YouTube is watch time because again, as we all know, you can buy views. So, you know, views don't even matter anymore. Um, but yeah, I mean you can obviously see we took a little bit of a break while we were figuring out the new season of the podcast. So that was kind of down, you know, December here. Uh, but you can very obviously see when we started and people are loving it. And then these these peaks were actually like when we had like Rhett and Link on and uh Ian from Smos and I I forget what the other one was, but like beloved guests who are our close friends, people really like, but other than that, it's pretty much just kind of a straight lineup. So, just have to say thank you to everyone who is watching the pod and supporting it and >> dang that's incredible.
>> Yeah. So, just in general, it's going quite well and >> uh yeah, just just definitely appreciate it. And then I think just other stuff.
Uh thank you to everyone who hypes the pod, which I have researched a little bit. I think you can only do it on mobile. I don't know if you can do it on on PC.
>> Three at a time.
>> Yeah, three a week or whatever. Um, and so if you're on mobile, it's down at the bottom or it's like you scroll below the video and then you kind of scroll over and you button.
>> Um, and I was researching it. I guess it's like 10 times better than liking a video or something. Although you should still like it.
>> Can I say something?
>> Of course, >> one of my YouTube videos got number 20 hyped for the week.
>> That's crazy.
>> Wasn't that crazy? I know.
>> Hype hype hype hype hype hype hype.
>> So, thank you to everyone hyping. Um, and like the comments on the last video went crazy. We're filming this episode actually right after we just posted the last one. though it's a little out of date, but >> yeah, >> like people are commenting a lot, which is awesome.
>> We prompted a lot. Let us know what did you have for breakfast this morning. Let us know in the comments.
>> I saw one comment that made me laugh that was just in all caps and they were they're obviously listening to last episode. They're like, "Who wants to fight in the comments?" Cuz they were talking about how fighting in the comments actually helps the engagement.
So, you know, if you just want to say random things like celebrity names, you know, maybe the algorithm will think we're, you know, we're super buzzy over here. Uh, but >> we're talking about a bunch of people today, Mike.
>> That is true. We are talking about stuff. So, just in general, the pod's doing amazing. Thank you all to the subscribers and everything. So, that's all I have to say today.
>> Potential new sponsor. That would be very funny.
>> Very funny. Very funny. I hope it works.
>> Yeah. It's just a little tease if I hope it works out cuz I think it would be really funny.
>> Yeah, I hope so, too. Because how it works is we have to they our partners ask us if we're okay with certain sponsors, but it doesn't mean that we got that sponsor. It's just like a vetting process. And there's one that came through and that's the one Olivia's talking about. I almost died laughing. I texted Olivia instantly and it's just been so funny. So, >> this specific one feels completely beautifully tailored to us. It doesn't feel like any other podcast is getting this opportunity.
>> It feels very targeted for sure and I'm hoping that it happens.
>> So, if you are that partner, potential partner watching, uh, >> you should you should email us.
>> Can't wait. You know who you are. Yeah, you do. You know who you are.
>> And as always, uh if you guys want to email anything, uh ideas, funny messages, uh or if you have insider info or anything, just podcast roanapansino.com.
And I know Olivia has uh been really struggling today. So, I don't know if you want to tell us about this.
>> I have. Yeah, this is >> I you guys, if I my face looks lopsided to you at all, don't say any actually >> your face does not look lopsided in the comments. If if >> Please say that. Just if anything just say Olivia girl like I don't see it because my left eye and this used to happen to me like every single day in high school. I don't know what curse has been struck upon me again this hasn't happened in so long but two days in this past week my left eye is just dripping >> just like flooded. I don't understand.
And as a girl who wears a lot of makeup and I love makeup. I'll be it starts usually at the top of my day. So, I'll be putting on my makeup >> and it's the most frustrating experience ever because I'll put it on and then two seconds later I'll swipe and it'll be gone.
>> I saw her apply her eyeliner maybe 20 times today. So, >> are you having a reaction to the eyeliner?
>> No, it can't be it because it was before.
>> What about what? Like a a powder or a different Are you using a different brand?
>> No, because it was happening as I was doing my makeup. Like it it's so usually what it could Well, I don't know. Here's the thing. It's like it's so confusing.
It's so mysterious to me. Sometimes I feel like, you know what, it's a tiny little eyelash that's just like it must be poking the wrong way.
>> A teeny hair, like a little fuzz >> or my tear duct gets like really dry or something. I don't know. So, let me know in the comments if you think I'm dead or >> or just the craziest theories just make up stuff at this point. You know, it could be anything.
>> Doesn't scare me too bad.
>> Also, I want to say for the record, I don't see it.
>> Thank you. Like one eye isn't red, one eye isn't like white. It's It's both look clear, but I I get it if you feel it too. And it's >> just really wet, soggy.
>> It feels irritated.
>> The fake eyelash completely soaking wet, like sping.
>> What if you're having a re reaction to the glue, you know, with different eyelashes. You might have developed a I have different brands if you want to try.
>> Oh, you're really nice.
>> I got different glues. I got >> sadly it's it's a fault in my wiring.
like something's going on and it'll figure itself out because it always does. Like it stopped being so wet. Now it's like kind of dry and like I was able to manipulate it to where like it's stuck back down on my eye, but like when it's really really wet, the glue just comes. So like I walked into work today with a cat liner on my right eye and by the time I had come in because I was wiping it all through my drive-in, I had no eyeliner on my left eye. I looked like a total dough open eye on the left and I looked like a total cat eye like sultry look on the right. It was I was telling two completely different stories.
>> We They aren't even related.
>> No, they weren't.
>> Okay, so you guys if her eye starts melting off, you guys will know why. Um she's okay.
>> Yeah, >> something's going on. We don't know what it is.
>> Yeah, I think it stopped possibly for the day. However, if you're wondering like Olivia, like why is your eyeliner look kind of like dried and wiped?
That's why.
>> That's why we had to dry it.
>> It was dried. It was wiped.
>> We had to reset it. We can also take a break at any time. Thanks.
>> And reset.
>> You know, we reset the face. We could reset anything going on.
>> No, we should be good.
>> We have the power to do that. But are you going to be okay? So, we got invited to go on another podcast tomorrow. We're going to go on Trash Tuesday. And I don't know when it comes out cuz I don't know what their editing schedule is, but I love those girls. They're so funny.
They're female comedians.
>> Love it.
>> And >> it's Esther and Kyla.
>> And she just had a baby.
>> Yes, Esther did.
>> Oh, she's going to be the cutest mama.
>> Yeah.
>> So cute.
>> I know.
>> I can't wait to go hang out with them.
They seem so funny. I feel like we're going to get along really well.
>> Literally, I've been watching them for so long. It's going to feel like I'm hanging out with my friends that have never met me before. Oh, is we so weird?
Isn't that funny >> where you just like you see their show for like some time and then you feel like you have a sense of them and you get their vibe and then >> then we're hanging out like oh my god I hope they like me the way I thought they would when I was watching.
>> It's like I hope they like me the way I like them.
>> That's so what it is.
>> You think that's it?
>> And I I hope they will. I think we're both pretty charming.
>> A >> Blue.
>> Blueberry. We're not bringing Blue.
She's going to be scaring them away.
We're going to have to wear a gas mask over here. Blueberries tooting, but hopefully they are just what I call trumpet farts where they're very musical. They're they're noisy.
>> Very musical, >> but they have no smell.
>> Yeah, >> that's usually Blues Mo, but the last couple days she has surprised us with some cheesy smell and farts.
>> Yeah, I don't know what happened, girl.
>> Me neither. And then Koko is um a princess and she never farts.
>> Love >> once in a blue moon.
>> Maybe once a year at most. the quietest little thing and it's like a fairy gets its wings or something cuz it's so rare.
>> It's like she just doesn't do that.
>> I love her.
>> And then Buns is a hot mess. You don't know what's coming out of there.
>> She's burping, farting, pooping, peeing.
She does it all.
>> She's our rescue dog and she looks like it and acts like it.
>> Oh, >> that poor thing. She's has the most medical issues. She's just a hot mess.
We love her. Bless that mess.
>> Bless that mess.
>> Bless that mess down there.
So, our last episode was pretty heavy in terms of the topics. So, this week it will be a bit lighter and a bit more fun. There are a few things in the news that we do need to cover, but overall today's going to be a lot lighter, a lot more a lot more >> yay. Silly.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> A lot more silly.
>> Yeah.
>> So, first up, we've got ridiculous news as always.
>> Yes.
>> That's Rose specialty.
>> Yes.
>> Then Megan the Stallion was cheated on.
I know >> how >> I know, right? Can you believe hottest woman in the world?
>> I >> what's going to what's going to happen to the rest of us?
>> Men are crazy.
>> Then this is the one that's like to be honest, it is like >> like it's horrible allegations are are alleged against him. However, he is such a mess that like this is kind of a funny story. Like Russell Brand is actually ridiculous.
>> He's ridiculous.
>> Ridiculous.
>> He is ridiculous.
>> Absolutely. And then obviously our most special game, the one that the people love, I guess the person game.
>> Yes.
>> Just because like we need to at the very least >> milk this cow till it's dry. No.
>> Um I just love this game and I want to get better at it. I think what I really like is that you were like, "People love this game. Let's try it." And you're really good at it and I kind of suck at it. You're really good at it.
>> But I feel like the more we play it, the better I'll get at it.
>> Yeah. And if I feel like you guys can all make fun of me.
>> Oh my god. Yay. with that too.
>> And write it in the if you feel that way. Drop it in the comments. Drop it in the comments. Keep that engagement all the way.
>> Let us know if you think you'd be good at this game because I thought I would be great at this and then we started playing and I'm like, I'm not that great at this game.
>> Like people want to know what Rose's going to ask.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> So I I did want to cover one ridiculous news that I don't think we added here, but I I was just reading it this morning. Um so as most people know, Clav had an overdose. poor clvicular who has no self-esteem obviously and can't function. Uh so wish him well in that regard. Uh and then on top of that, he also got banned off of YouTube and he was very sad about it. Uh he was kind of pouty on his stream.
>> Oh.
>> And I guess the reason was is because he got banned before when he was a little bit younger and YouTube has a pretty strict rule about you can't make a new account if you get banned. like if you do get permanently banned, you are supposed to be permanently banned. Um, so I guess if it eventually just caught up to YouTube headquarters and they did ban him. So obviously I don't like what he stands for and how he treats women and stuff like that. Uh, but he was very sad and pouty about it when it happened.
So >> yeah, >> he's no longer on the YouTube.
>> For better or for worse, I do sadly feel like a maternal towards Clav in a very in like >> it's like your troubled kid who you want to help, but they just aren't. You know what? Maybe maybe I know exactly how he feels because I've watched when his dad calls him on stream and I just feel so bad for that man. He's like like when Clav was staying up for 48 hours on stream or however long he was staying awake, his dad called him and apparently what it seemed like is his dad had texted him and been like, "I'm going to stop paying for your cell phone bill if you don't end your stream right now." So then he calls his dad and he's like, "Why are you threatening me?" And his dad just goes like, "We just want you to go to bed. Like we just want you to go to sleep. like we're worried about you and it's just like oh this poor man must feel so hopeless and like they found his like allegedly they found his steroids when he was like 14 and they like tried to get like on it right away like just watching him suffer I'm sure for so many years I mean like yeah what he's a meme of a guy like clvicular like that's very funny that someone like that exists but like imagine if that was your son and he was like doing all of that stuff to himself and like >> clearly hated himself so that he's struggling as an addict. Like he's definitely an addict. I think of like different drugs and steroids and just being like really obsessive about >> certain things and just taking things too far. So >> yeah, body dysmorphia like times a million.
>> Completely. Body dysmorphia like wild.
>> Yeah.
>> Like >> out of control. I just don't think that like um the live streaming group on kick is like the best environment especially for young men.
Like I think that kick is like where all the degenerates go to live stream because you can get away with the most on kick because they don't have as much regulation.
>> Um but it's like it's just really sad to see >> what people will do for views. Like >> it it just seems really desperate to me.
>> Yeah, I agree. cuz it's like yes views are important but I think what's more important is building a brand that reflects who you truly are and that is like not such a sellout but they just go for the lowhanging fruit because it's the easiest and it just comes off Yeah. It just comes off as really desperate and I just feel bad. Do you want to get into ridiculous news?
>> Sure do.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. First off, I think that the way to pronounce this would be Jawid.
>> JID. So at first when I was reading it I was like Jawed and then I was like no that's definitely Jit. It >> is Jwood.
>> So Jid is the one who posted that very famous video from 21 years ago. The first ever YouTube video me at the zoo.
>> Yes you guys. So the very first video ever uploaded to YouTube uh was this man and he posted a cute video of him at the zoo with the elephants.
>> The Los Angeles Zoo if I'm not mistaken.
>> Yeah. And it's so cute because a couple years ago he changed the thumbnail. Um he was kind of doing commentary and making fun of how YouTube's changed and everybody's doing these crazy new thumbnails to be like clickbaity. So he made this really clickbaity thumbnail where his eyes are like glowing or whatever. But just recently he wrote um on his own video a little comment hello and our podcast we wrote back. We wrote hello. We couldn't even reply to his comment because I think it maxed out.
>> Gioid, >> it had so many replies that I think it maxed out. I think he broke the the YouTube. He's the original YouTuber.
>> Yeah. Really? I think this is >> the only video on his channel.
>> Yeah.
>> He's a legend.
>> Yeah. I think the the actual video has over 10 million comments. So, I think the functionality is just broken at this point. And yeah, I mean, he's the founder of YouTube and um and >> CEO.
>> Yeah. And he uh did it on the 21st birthday of uh YouTube. And so just thought it was super cute that we could >> Happy 21 YouTube. You can now drink.
>> Yay.
>> Yay.
>> You're now 21.
>> Cheers.
>> So, may I ask a question? If he was the first guy to post a YouTube video, was he did he have something to do with YouTube or was he just like the first pedestrian? He's one of the founders cuz he actually is.
>> Yeah, cuz they they had to test the platform to post a video. I see. I see.
I see.
>> And so he is one of the founders. And >> good for you, Joe.
>> Um yeah, so I just thought it was super cute. Happy 21st birthday, YouTube. This was something that he did >> when when there was a lot of discourse online about how it's turning into AI slot basically and like thumbnails are getting more and more outrageous. Uh so a couple years ago, like a little over two years ago, he changed the thumbnail to that video to this just outrageously and very obviously AI uh thumbnail to try and make it look exciting and more clickable. And I don't think he ever said anything about this, but everyone kind of took it for he's basically making fun of what YouTube has turned into. And it may be light-hearted. I don't I don't think it's necessarily like a big statement about um you know, how it's being ran or anything.
>> I mean, I could tell you who I think that looks like. in that in that thumbnail. Yeah.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> I think of Mr. James Beast.
>> Oh, Mr. Jimothy.
>> Jimothy.
>> Uh, so I just thought this one was so funny. And uh yeah, so that was a couple years ago, though. When YouTube was only 18 years old, >> last name beast, first name Mister.
>> This is a really funny piece of ridiculous news. Uh there's always funny news coming out of Florida. Florida man, but this time it's Florida woman.
>> Yes. This huge pickup like this souped up pickup. It's and she drives over a Lambo like it's like driving over a curb and she said she didn't see it and I'm like I don't get it. If you're that high up, wouldn't you see everything?
>> No, I think because you're so high up you don't see what's underneath.
>> I I I feel like that's crazy. Like how Oh my gosh. Is this the video?
>> Yes.
>> That is so funny.
>> What is it? Silverado.
>> Oh my gosh. She doesn't even reverse.
She just stay She doesn't even reverse off his car. She just stays on the hood.
>> How heavy.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Oh, and he even tries to back up. He actually saw it coming and was even trying to back up.
>> Oh no.
>> Oh. Oh, >> she did. I think she did try to back up.
>> I think she did and it couldn't Oh my gosh, that's wild.
>> Look at her just standing there.
>> Gosh.
>> So, this was all over my timeline. So, I'm glad you added this one right.
>> I had no idea that Lamborghinis were shaped like a ramp. Perfect. Perfect.
>> Perfect ramp. I mean, you can really just drive right over those.
>> And I think I feel like this shot must be from someone's like Tesla or like >> like why were they recording? And I think it's literally like a backup camera that was recording.
>> Oh, it's got to be Mike cuz some of them aren't they like motion sensored or activated >> if you set it that way. Yeah. So, thankfully for Mr. Lambo owner, uh they had it set to where it is motion. A lot of people turn it off because they don't want all this random footage. Uh, but this person had it on and they were able to recover the footage. I could watch this all day. This is so >> Yeah. No, I can't believe like she didn't crack the windshield.
>> Oh my gosh. Lucky he didn't get hurt, too.
>> Oh, yeah. If she would if she was going a little bit faster, he would have had an engine in his face. So, he's very lucky. And the thing about um supercars like Lambor, Lamborghinis, and stuff that people don't know is they actually have different safety standards than the average car that you would drive, you know, like a Toyota Corolla or whatever.
they actually have much lower standards because the government I think unless this has changed someone again you can let me know in the comments if I'm wrong but it was my understanding that for uh even till today they just assume that since you're driving such a unique special car that you're kind of taking on that extra risk uh and so they aren't as safe. So something like this I would be terrified of because a lot of these supercars they don't roll test for safety and so it literally could be like that's not tested to hold a truck on top of it. I have heard though that Lamborghini takes their safety very seriously and they overest what they're required to. But just I don't know. I'm a dude so I like cars I guess. But it's just kind of crazy that he literally could have been crushed.
>> Mike likes his cars like he likes his women. Italian.
>> Love that.
>> You want to know something I heard the other day?
>> I heard uh I've never seen a full family in a cyber truck. It's always just a man all alone >> and they never have their windows down either.
>> So true. I I'm a big fan of safety.
>> So like the sexiest car is the safest car which I think Subaru the but um I bought my Lexus because it had a really high crash safety rating like SUV. Yeah.
Would you rather drive a Lamborghini or a huge truck?
>> Uh Lamborghini would probably be easier.
Huge truck is like hotter in my opinion, >> right? I feel like Lamborghini is easier around the city, but I would definitely be driving the big truck.
>> Yeah, it's just like Oh my god. Like I'm a beautiful girl who like drives a big truck.
>> I like big vehicles. I like driving big SUVs, big trucks, cuz that's what I grew up and tiny >> learning how to drive. Like what did you learn how to drive on? Do you remember the car?
>> Uh yeah, it was at Melrose Driving School. They had Toyota Priuses.
>> Prius?
>> Yeah, >> the hybrids.
>> Uh yes.
>> Those are so cute.
>> Yeah. And it was like really easy to maneuver.
>> Oh, >> and it's like not super responsive to the gas. So, >> was it automatic or manual?
>> Manual is like shift, right? It's not that. It was like >> They didn't have you do that >> or it was what's it called?
>> Yeah.
>> I've never I've never known anybody to drive stick in today's day and age. I haven't. I don't >> My car is automatic, but I had to learn stick because my dad's truck was stick.
>> Whoa. Oh, my mom drives stick, too.
>> I feel like in movies growing up at for my age, it was always like the teen daughter like knows how to drive the stick and like that's awesome.
>> Oh sh I always feel like I'm in Fast and Furious when I'm driving stick, you know?
>> I What's the point? Why Why do you do that?
>> They're technically a little more efficient and you have more control over like certain things. It's >> But you're busy the whole time.
>> I know. It's so niche and like especially guys who like to be like, "Oh, I only I only drive stick." They It's a little bit more just like an arrogance thing than a practicality thing. But for certain things, it is actually good. Like for towing and for >> certain things it is better. I when Ro met me I I was driving a stick and in LA it's like not fun, but I still loved it.
Um >> yeah, I don't like it because of all the hills in LA.
>> It's so hilly like in the Hollywood Hills. It's just I don't like shifting on the hills. It's not princess diaries.
>> Yeah, it's just not fun. But I will say that it's a good skill just to have in your back pocket.
>> It's easier to drift. So, you know, if you want to go drift Italy, like a lot of the cars are stick, so it was just a nice skill to transfer.
>> So, how do you do it? It's three pedals, right?
>> It's um there's just a clutch and then when you're shifting a gear, you just punch in the clutch.
>> What does clutch mean?
>> Um the clutch is by like the like Okay, so like accelerate clutch. Accelerate clutch. What does clutch do?
>> Clutch.
>> The clutch disengages. It disengages the drivetrain from the engine so that you can switch gears.
>> Let's do this.
>> So, my car just does that >> when I hit the brake >> automatically or right when I take my foot off the gas or when you're accelerating.
Do they make them automatic or are they all stick?
>> Um, yeah. They're actually they're mostly automatic now. They were the especially supercars like that's what you know guys they like the the people who drive supercars tend to like driving stick. Um but they kind of changed it to paddle shifting on the steering wheel where it's a little bit easier. Okay.
>> Uh but I believe >> the last time I was talking to Captain Sparkles cuz he's a car guy so I kind of asked him the basics. A lot of them are transferring over to full >> automatic just because it's kind of a lost thing is that like you don't really need it.
>> Well, if you don't need it, I mean, who cares then, you know?
>> And it is it is cheaper for them to make them manual, but they the technology now is so advanced that they just they just kind of put automatic and everything these days.
>> This story is something that came up in my feed. Um, the Michael Jackson new movie just came out and this little piece of news is about his pet, his monkey, his chimpanzeee, uh, Bubbles is still alive um, in Florida and he's now 43 years old and he's doing well and that makes my heart really happy.
>> Yeah, Bubbles is in.
>> Tell us all about it. Tell us about this.
>> Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzeee, Bubbles, is still alive today and living a peaceful life away from the spotlight in Florida. He was adopted by Jackson in the 1980s. Bubbles quickly became one of the most famous and unusual celebrity companions of all time. The people love Bubbles.
>> We love Bubbles.
>> I love Bubbles.
>> Bubbles is so cute. Look at his little face. Bubbles.
>> I know.
>> Oh, Bubbles. Like, I would want to hold Bubbles like a baby.
>> Oh, look at his little chin. He's getting the gray hairs around his chin.
>> Oh, he's aging like fine wine. He's a white fox. He's a white monkey.
>> Yeah, he is.
>> He traveled with Michael on tours. He made public appearances and he was treated more like a close friend than a pet.
>> Yeah.
>> Becoming a symbol of the King of Pop's eccentric lifestyle at the height of his fame.
>> Love that. So, as Bubbles grew older and stronger, it became increasingly difficult to keep him in a home environment like as a domesticated monkey.
>> So, he was eventually moved to a sanctuary where he now resides at the center for great apes in Florida.
>> That's wonderful.
>> I know. Sanctuary.
>> He lives in a more natural setting alongside other primates. He's now in his 40s, considered elderly for a chimpanzeee. So, he's getting he's grandpa.
>> Yeah, he's unc times 10.
>> Okay.
>> Bubble spends his days painting, relaxing, and socializing with other chimps. A far cry from the global attention he once received.
>> Painting.
>> I know. What is his vision? What colors?
>> I want to buy his art.
>> Yeah, me too.
>> You know how like the elephants paint with their giant bubbles art.
>> I'll bet you I wonder. I'll look after today. Okay, there's another piece of art that I really want and I don't know why I want one of these pieces of art, but um Bush when he retired, uh he like went to his like his dogs and they're so bad.
>> They're so ugly and they're terrible and I want one.
>> We need them.
>> I don't know why I want them. I just think there's something adorable about an ex-president just painting these ugly paintings of his dogs. Y >> and I just want one.
>> He worked hard even though it's bad.
>> Why do I want one? And I don't know. I can't tell you. I can't give you one logical reason.
>> And now I know what I'm getting you for Christmas. So don't remember.
>> Just message him. Send him a DM. Be like, "Hey, can we get one of your paintings?"
>> Message Bush.
>> Do you think he would say yes?
>> No. I don't think Bush would answer me.
>> Should we do it?
>> I mean, yeah. He's not going to answer.
>> He's not going to give us one.
>> Maybe Clinton. Maybe Clinton would answer you.
>> Oh, really? You don't think? I think in terms of uh answers, just historically speaking, Clinton has more of a record of responding to beautiful women fans.
>> I don't like the way I worded that >> because I wouldn't consider Monica Lewinsky a a fan. I think he took advantage of Mona Kulitzky, but he has more of a record of speaking to women outside his marriage. That's what I meant.
>> Oh, I'm on a I'm getting edgy today, Gracie. I just I'm just talking about a painting.
>> Yeah. No, literally. And I'm like, "Yes, we totally cheated on it on the wall right here." I love took >> I Oh my gosh. We should Okay. Well Well, maybe we can get a painting of Bubbles.
>> Well, I think if we say, and one to Clinton, one to Bush, then we'll just see what happens.
>> Clinton, Bush, and Bubbles. And we'll see who responds first.
>> Maybe Bubbles has a team. But I did hear that Bubbles is living off the map these days, just painting and like chilling with his friends, relaxing, socializing with other chimps. That's what Bubbles is up to. So I don't think Bubbles has a phone.
>> I don't think Bubbles has an IG feed.
Bubbles, >> we'll see. We love you. And one thing I saw too is the producers of the movie and I think even Peeta and stuff, they were saying that they worked with animal activists uh in the in the movie they used a CGI chimpanzeee >> and then they were very clear like we're not trying to glorify owning chimps.
Nobody should own a chimp. They're not pets. They need to be in their natural habitat. yada yada. So I thought it was cool.
>> That's not what the king of pop said.
>> I I understand it's you know >> he said I want a monkey. He said these little this little guy is my best friend. Yeah.
>> Yeah. So, lots of uh lots of bubbles news lately.
>> Yeah. Let us know in the comments if you think you can own a chimp, huh?
>> Oh gosh.
>> Nice guys. Um, can I give you an update on the hummingbirds before we move on?
>> Yes. Okay, give us an update.
>> So, if you missed it, >> in animal news, everyone, >> in animal news, uh, there are baby hummingbirds that hatched outside my mom and dad's front door, and we were so scared. My mom and I hadn't seen the hummingbird for like a day and a half, and we were like, they need to be fed.
like these babies need to be fed. So I texted a hummingbird rescue center and I said hello Terry was her name. Hello Terry. Um the babies I haven't seen them be eaten. She was like you need to watch the nest really intently for 45 minutes.
If she does not come back you can feed her like a combination of two parts water, one part sugar, etc. etc. But she was like but I don't want you to have to do that. So watch it. So, I literally set up camp and I just kept my eyes on it for 35 minutes until I saw mama bird and she came back. Yeah. Do you want to see?
>> Oh my gosh. I want to see.
>> And she wouldn't feed them in front of me. She just kept I Well, I wanted like >> to prove to my mom and to Terry that like she was there feeding them, but I could only get a photo of her staring at me. And then she I had to leave so she could feed her babies.
>> Oh, she likes privacy.
>> She does. That's something I noticed.
>> Hummingbirds like their privacy. Look at them with their mouths open.
>> Let me see. Oh my gosh, they're so stinking cute.
>> I know. Mike, I'll text it to you.
>> I can't wait.
>> And Jake, I'll send it to you.
>> That is adorable. Oh, babies.
>> I said, "Watching the nest at 10:18."
Then I said, "Still watching. Nothing yet." And that's at 10:29. Oh, >> still no mom. 10:36. But the birds are going to the bathroom. Mama's here. And then at 10 Yeah, that was at 10:45.
then they're okay.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. My mom's on it. She's doing a good job.
>> Yeah.
>> She's being a single mom.
>> She's being a single mom who works >> two jobs. She's got two babies. Three jobs.
>> Connecting nectar. Four. If you think about taking care of yourself as well, and she must.
>> Yeah.
>> Mothers need to put themselves first, too.
>> Yes.
>> They don't talk about that.
>> They need me time.
>> Yeah.
>> Recharge.
>> Mama hummingbird needs me time.
>> Yes.
>> Yes. I'm glad we're on the same page about that. I agree. Okay, so moving on.
There was a shooting at the White House correspondents dinner.
>> Oh, heck no.
>> Do you want to introduce this girl?
>> I will just say when this happened, the White House correspondents dinner. I was invited to go many years ago. The last year Yeah. So, I attended um and my table was so funny. It was >> when who was president?
>> Um Obama.
>> Yes. last year that Obama was our leader and I was invited by uh Ariana Huffington from Huffington Post and her daughter because she was a fan >> and I was a really cute picture of us together and she invited me and our table was so fun. I was sitting next to Bill Nye the Science Guy.
>> Oh my god, that is so >> DJ Khaled and his wife >> and Steve Aayoki and then I brought Mike. He was my plus one. This is so funny. We had so much fun. You DJ Khaled and Bill Ny the science.
>> It was just the weirdest. Oh, there we are. Yeah, that's at the White House correspondents dinner. That was the first time I had worked with the stylist and this dress did not fit me. So, let's just forgive all of that.
>> Your braided updo.
>> Oh, I did a braided updo. I was like, I don't know what's going to happen. So, um >> that >> Wow.
>> And you're wearing blue.
>> Wow.
>> Blue to match the party.
>> I wanted to match the party.
>> That's cute. I love that.
>> I had so much fun. It was a wonderful evening. So, they're doing this and this is supposed to be for the press, for like, you know, members of the press.
Um, an evening for the press and then a shooter came in. And I will say that yes, a threat. A shooter came in with ill intentions. Very scary. Um, but he didn't make it to the floor. He didn't even make it on the same floor. No. Um, and so they still did emergency evacuation, which they should, but even in this lower stakes situation because the shooter didn't even make it to the floor. When they're evacuating RFK Jr., >> they leave his wife behind like she is garbage. They leave this woman behind like she's a piece of trash. And she's literally like reaching out for help.
She's in a dress in high heels. He has like 20 guys around him.
>> Did you see?
>> Bringing him to safety. And they're like, "Who are you?"
>> Yeah. Seriously, did you see the photo of the the man walking behind his pregnant wife and he was like holding her and his unborn child like as a shield?
>> I was so appalled.
>> It's so funny >> by some of these men's reactions >> because these are the guys who claim to be like macho. These are the guys who claim to be like alpha. These are supposed to be the guys who protect women. Like they insist upon giving women no power because they say they them right and then they are literally left behind >> literally look >> it's just so embarrassing >> I would never I am so Italian I am so loyal like I would literally grab my family there is no way I would leave my family behind there is not what there is they leave her behind and even the pregnant woman he's on the other side so like if the shooter is coming from over here because everyone's evacuating this boy. He literally has the pregnant woman, the other guy had had her in front of him.
>> And that's the whole gentleman code is like when you're walking down the street, the gentleman, the male, if you're in traditional relationships, if you believe in traditional >> teachings, philosophies, the male is on the outside to protect the woman.
>> I love when that. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Right. So, wherever the danger is, they're in between.
>> That's like me when I walk my dog.
They're the shield.
>> Yeah.
>> They're the protector.
>> Yeah.
>> This is So this is like if you were on the Titanic, these are the kind of guys that would be pushing women and children out of the lifeboats.
>> Yeah.
>> To get their own lifeboat.
>> Yeah.
>> They are not heroes. These are not gentlemen.
>> No.
>> These are not alphas. These are selfish individuals. You would expect like a professional team. I guess that they're hired just to protect him, but like I expect him to have a lack of empathy and like not thought like no thought about himself.
>> If I was him right here, as you can see in this video clip right here where we paused right here, I would be turning to get my wife.
>> Yeah.
>> Right here. I would be like, we are not going anywhere. She's holding on to the security for dear life and they are leaving her left to die.
>> Yeah.
>> Like there are people covering all of these men and she's literally just like, okay, I guess I'll walk.
>> Yeah. And I think what people are pointing out too is he doesn't even look back to check on his wife once.
>> That is he also killed so many animals.
I >> And then eventually the security turns out. But this whole time he doesn't turn around one time.
>> Ridiculous.
>> He She could not even be there and he wouldn't even know till he's out of the building.
>> No, she could be dead at this point.
I love all these people just sitting there still.
>> That would honestly be me. I'm like getting up and running, you're just going to be a target. You might as well enjoy the meal. I saw there was a video of a a older guy. I don't know who he was, but he was just eating.
>> I saw that, too. That was very funny.
>> He's like, who cares? I think when there's this many armed people around you, it's like you might as well enjoy the show.
>> So real. Sit back.
>> I think it might I don't know if it's this guy or whatever, but >> I feel so bad for his wife. But also like >> I mean she >> I wonder if she's realizing that's the kind of person she married. Like she married a coward. She married somebody who would leave her for dead, doesn't give a [ __ ] >> He used to be married to someone really famous, right? Or like from a really astute family.
>> She's literally reaching out for help in a ball dress in heels and they are leaving her for dead.
>> She's also standing on a platform, so like if anybody's going to be shot right now, it'll be her. She's the most visible to any any gunman.
And she's bright white.
She's Target central.
>> Oh, it was an awkward ride home. I'm sure if she was even allowed in the car.
>> Awkward.
Mike, they're getting a capital divorce.
>> Yeah. The No, I don't even think she would do that. Like, honestly, I I hope she find she figures it out, but like that isn't love. No.
>> Well, I mean, I don't think I thought RFK wasn't capable of love.
>> Yeah, that he's never been capable of not capable of love. That man is not husband material.
>> Not since the worm the brain worms.
>> He's insane. He's also admitted to having brain worms.
>> Yeah, girl.
I think that's what really like ruined him were the worms.
>> And a quick reminder that people voted for this. I Yeah, I would I would say this would What do they call it? Oh my god. My girlfriend Tila says this, but it's like it makes it makes you dry up.
>> Oh, >> it's the opposite of what makes you wet.
It makes it dry up.
>> It's >> this kind of behavior.
>> Dehydrator.
>> Yeah. This kind of behavior is a [ __ ] dehydrator. Okay, guys. So, if you're listening, like if my man did this to me, I would never find him sexy >> ever again. Is dehydrator what you make fruit leather in? Yes. Homemade fruit leather. Oh my god.
>> I have one. It's really great. The last one is the Excalibur. All jokes aside, RFK Jr. Behavior.
>> Mhm.
>> I I would never want to hook up with him ever again. If I was his wife, I'd be like, "It's done."
>> Have you heard this man speak? Have you heard this man tell a story about one of his many dead animals?
>> What dead animal did he he brought into?
>> There was a dead bear. There was a dead whale. There was a dead >> He brought something to Central Park, wasn't it? Was it the bear?
>> That was the bear. The baby bear.
>> Yeah. So, I brought the baby bear park. I thought it' be so funny. Like, >> okay. Cuz she's off. She's off morally if she's with this man to begin with.
But after this, >> I'm just saying for me, I'd be out. Just this. This would be like, oh, >> you can't protect [ __ ] you you would even protect me. I >> and I I try not to judge my friends that have brain worms, but it's really it like he makes he really makes it hard for me not to judge my friends.
>> Brain worm was like the worm of hatred and like bigotry. It's like how did it go in there?
>> And no vaccines. It also said no vaccines. It whispered.
>> Why is it when people get brain damage they never become like I want to help everyone and save the world? I think it because it impairs parts of the brain that are like judgment and stuff. I think that the parts that it hits >> in the cortex or whatever are like judgment. So then your judgment gets off and then you get all >> Yeah, that's >> Don't get brainworms, kids.
>> I think any brain damage, it really messes up your >> I am so cool. Wear helmets. I like love that he is the head of like health in America. It's just like it feels like a comedy writer made that happen.
>> I mean, we're living in idiocy 100%.
>> I honestly feel like I watched this um satire comedy show. It's called VEP. Um and it's it's an older series, but I absolutely love it and I feel like this is it.
>> Okay. In happier news, you guys, world records were broken for the marathon.
So, somebody actually broke the world record running it was it in 2 hours?
less slightly less than two hours.
>> Slightly less than >> it was actually two people who broke this record and the second person isn't getting the amount of credit that I think they should be getting because what a crazy record to beat and then to have someone in real time beat you at that and then they get all the credit.
>> So, we're going to honor both of them.
So, a pair of African distance runners took down what was once among the most unthinkable records in sports this past Sunday, shattering the long unapproachable 2-hour barrier and the 26.2 mile marathon. That is wild. Yeah.
So, this guy is Sebastian Saw of Kenya.
He won the London Marathon in 1 hour 59 minutes and 30 seconds, bettering the previous man's world record by an astonishing 65 seconds. So, a minute 5 seconds and then >> this guy who's on the screen, >> Sebastian Saw, he beat Ethiopia's Yomif Kelcha.
We need to say his name. Okay. Y Keel Jelcha, who was running his first ever marathon and finished at 1 hour 59 minutes 41 seconds. Finished second fastest in human history. I mean, that's why we're honoring the both of them.
>> 29 seconds after.
>> Crazy. That is ridiculous.
>> Uhhuh. And still still beating the world record.
>> Imagine you break the world record of all human history and you don't win.
>> And it's your first marathon.
>> And it's your first marathon. I can't even I I don't even know if I could walk a marathon, let alone run one. And so >> I couldn't even think about one.
>> So obviously both of these people incredible and I hope that they both feel incredible as well, cuz that is insane and remarkable. And what a time to be alive.
>> Cheers to you, you guys. Cheers. Cheers.
>> And yo, Me, we didn't forget you, girl.
>> We never would.
>> You You did really good. And I'm so happy that this is not a robot winning.
Okay. Can I also say like >> human a human win, not robot AI. So lovely. Keep this going. Yes. Cheers.
Cheers.
>> Yes. Can I ask you something?
>> Yes.
>> Because Ro texted me this past weekend.
She told me that she started watching a TV show that I love and told her about.
It's so Did you watch Jury Duty the first season?
>> I haven't seen Jury Duty. I just started watching the company retreat by jury duty.
>> It's the second season of Jury Duty.
It's a completely separate concept because if they had redone a fake jury and somebody was like, "This is all really exactly.
>> This season, in my opinion, is so much better than the first season. How many episodes in are you? And how good is it?"
>> Okay, it is so I think I'm on episode 6 and like they already did the proposal and he had the cam on the car driving away and they just did the company talent show.
>> Oh, it's so good.
>> And the the the like bigger company coming in to buy the company um had CIA on.
>> Yes.
>> Oh my god.
>> When CIA goes, "Do you feel like a pop star?" And the guy goes, "No."
>> Like I followed that guy on Instagram.
He is so funny. He is just the biggest team player. It's this man who has no idea that the concept of the show if you don't know is that uh it's an entire >> individual is unaware.
>> Yeah. They have no idea like this guy applied on Craigslist for a 10th job >> to work at a hot sauce company.
>> Yeah. And so every single person at this hot sauce company is in a very like well-skilled improv actor and all of them are comedians and they all have their own identities that they've been rehearsing for months and they it's like it's scripted. It's almost entirely scripted. Like they have a story board office. It is what it is.
>> Good. Like literally uh the CEO's son Douggee who wanted to take over the hot sass company like was in a Jamaican SCA band for four years. And it's it reminds me of when Michael Scott goes to Jamaica, Sandals, Jamaica for his getaway, and he comes back and he's like trying to like run the company and then he doesn't trust him to run the company because he like develops a new sauce and it's like he used Taco Bell sauce so he's like, I can't trust you to run anything. I have to sell it.
>> Yeah. It's so good.
>> It's like one of those shows where the magic is in like every single tiny moment because every line is a choice from like a brilliant improv act. It's so good. I recommend you guys watch it.
I can't wait to hear how you feel about the ending because it's genuinely like it's fantastic.
>> Okay, I'm on the talent show episode.
That was my last episode that I watched.
So, I can't wait to give you guys an update. But I cannot wait for to watch the original jury >> duty. Yes, it's in my opinion way worse cuz this they like they learned that you can do that and people will like people will surrender and believe you. I think in jury duty they were playing out a lot more safe. this they're like they're saying the most outlandish things but like getting away with it because this guy's like I mean if everybody's like not acting like this is crazy I guess it's fine.
>> This piece of ridiculous news is so funny but Billy Isish popped up in my feed. She's talking about how she she doesn't like Gemini men but loves Gemini women.
>> Love it.
>> And I'm a Gemini woman.
>> Yeah.
>> So I love this. We need to hang out.
>> Who's a Gemini man? because hate hate them. I don't know them. Just >> I don't think I know one Gemini. Well, you know what? Maybe it's because we've already written them off before we even knew they were a Gemini man and we just didn't like them that much already.
>> The only Gemini male I can think of is Kanye West cuz we have the same birthday.
>> Yeah. So, I get what Billy's saying.
>> Yeah.
>> You're the best.
>> Okay. So, what did she say here? She said, "Um, I met a Gemini man and I dated his ass and then I believed in astrology."
And since then, no matter what, without doubt, I can recognize a Gemini from a mile away. Girl Geminis, amazing. Life of the party, my favorite people in the world. Male Geminis, >> go to hell.
>> Go to hell.
>> Yeah, I feel that way about like most guys, I feel like. Yeah, I love other Geminis. I've met other Gemini people and I love it. We we're we're like fun.
>> Yeah. The way that I like to party, we like to have fun.
>> The way I definitely work when it comes to astrology is just like, oh my god, that so applies to me. I am so happy and sometimes sad.
>> Like that's kind of what like I just feel like it can be applicable no matter what, but I enjoy it because I love I love learning about me.
>> Yeah.
>> I love to be told about me. Love it.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Self-discovery, self-reflection, self-discovery, self reflection, self-learning, all that.
>> Is this polarizing Geminis's? See, I I'm not into astrology, so I don't know this, but what it seemed to me is from the reactions is that like >> in astrology, Geminis are very polarizing.
>> Yeah, they definitely are.
>> Which I didn't know. I had I had no idea about this.
>> People always say Geminis are two-faced.
>> Twofaced? Well, it is the sign of the twins. But I thought it was like they had two different sides with them or they're like internally conflicted.
That's what I feel like with PMDD. Like I'm two people with PMDD. I'm my regular self and then I'm my hormonal self. So it's like it's like two of me.
>> Yeah.
>> U but it's both me.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Well, I don't I see you as as a singleaced girl.
>> Thank you. I appreciate it. The thing I don't relate to when people talk about Geminis is the two-faced thing and about being like, oh, they just go wherever the wind blows them and it's like I'm not like that at all. I'm so like >> ride or die loyal. But I also don't know if that's a cultural thing.
>> Uh >> because like Italian culture is so ride or die. It's all based on loyalty and like familia. It's just like I I don't relate to the wishy-washy, you know?
Like all my relationships are really >> long-term relationships. Like even if they don't work out, it's still a long-term relationship. Like wishing them well and always in their corner.
Like it's just not that's not how I roll. That's weird.
>> If you know more about Geminis's, drop it in the comments. Let us know. Let us know.
>> Yeah. Because I just feel like maybe I don't know. And my friends have been like, "Well, maybe it's because of your rising sign or whatever." I don't know [ __ ] about [ __ ] but I'm But like that's the thing that I don't get is the loyalty thing. Okay, everybody. So, if you're an astrology girl, drop in the comments, uh, tell me what you know about me by me telling you my big three.
Okay, so my big three, I'm a Leo sun.
So, because July 29th, I do identify with Leo. I'm a Scorpio rising and I'm an Aquarius moon. So, let me know everything about myself and you can tell me the the faults I have, but let's focus mainly on the good things. Yeah.
Yeah, >> I love that. Okay, I'm a Gemini. Love it.
>> June 8th.
>> Love it.
>> I was born at midnight.
>> So, somebody can do your your chart for you.
>> I was born at midnight in Seattle, Washington.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> So, I don't know what that means.
>> Somebody in the comments can figure out your chart. I think I think that's all you need, right?
>> And I'm super Italian.
>> Love it.
>> Yeah. Like I'm other things, but culturally that's like the biggest influence that I grew up around is my Italian side of the family. So, like that's what influenced me the most.
>> Yeah. We're gonna speed up the news just a little bit. This was something that was posted on Reddit. It was so cute.
Look at this. It's a T-Rex tiramisu. Are you kidding?
>> Oh, and it looks like chocolatey. And I love when there's extra chocolate with the >> Speaking of us being Italian.
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> Um, >> a T-Rex tiramisu. I want one in my face.
I feel like we need to make this. I'm obsessed. I just had to share this. I hope this makes someone smile. Like, this is so cool. Whoever created this in South Korea, you deserve all the gold stars. I'm a big fan.
>> The cocoa powder that's dusted on top like it's dirt and it's a it's like a fossil.
>> It does.
>> Come on now.
>> It literally looks like you're a little um anthropologist and you're like dusting off.
>> It's like cover the bones at the beginning of Jurassic Park.
>> Last but not least in ridiculous news, we have the banana ball. So, this played in my feed and now this is all that's showing up is I guess it's a baseball team where they dance.
>> Girl, it's like >> they're like entertainers.
>> It's a whole thing.
>> This is the kind of baseball game I'd want to go to.
>> Yeah, I agree. I think that like party baseball or like glamour baseball is way better than normal.
>> Next week, let's do banana themed drinks.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh, for example, this guy plays on stilts and I think this is one of his first hits ever. So this guy specifically, it's like this player just is always on stilts or is it That's amazing. So it's just like it's part of this player's being. So does the the pitcher like have to change up technique in order Okay, cool.
>> Yeah, his strike zone is different because he's so tall because you can't discriminate against people based on height. So they so like there's a ninja >> and there's a ninja umpire. You don't see him in this one, but anytime they're safe, he does a backflip and then goes like safe.
>> I did see that. That's amazing.
>> Yeah. And they have different rules like if the ball goes into the stands, it's still a live ball and the audience can throw it back. Um and >> yeah, it's you know, we're not a group who is really into sports, but I feel like, you know, I feel the same way about gaming. I come from professional gaming, but I always liked the fun aspect of >> meets entertainment. Yeah. This is theatrical.
>> Yeah. And it's the same thing with sports where they are trying to win, but obviously they're making it entertaining. like they do lots of back flips, they do lots of funny runs, they have funny props. Uh, and even you can see his base is like it's all yellow.
And from what I've seen, a lot of the games are out selling actual Major League Baseball games.
>> I mean, I would want to go >> and I think they're expanding maybe to more teams and all of that. And so, >> becoming way more mainstream. Like Ben Platt of insane fame, musical theater fame. He performed with them over the weekend.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah. He like started a game by singing.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> And then like the two mascots were fighting each other as he was singing in front of we we do have to >> like this guy's shirtless cuz why not?
>> Just cuz like he he decided he was hot so like time to be skins.
>> Yeah. Like shirts and skins.
>> So it's just every clip that pops up there's something funny and you don't ever know what to expect.
>> Pink is awesome.
>> You did a pistol squat before pitching and struck him out.
>> So it's just literally every single video that pops up is just good times >> playing baseball and having fun.
>> Yeah. Sometimes it's hard to tell if the professional sports players, the professional sports players, not the athletes, when the professional athletes are having fun because it never looks like they are.
>> No. Sometimes they're so serious. They look so down.
>> They look like they're being like tortured by being >> They look like they're bored out of their mind.
>> Come on, girl. Show us some teeth.
>> Yeah.
>> You wanted to be here. Your mom paid for all of those lessons.
>> Sweet.
>> Literally. Exactly. something >> like at least when you come to see me in a play like you could tell that girl I love to sing and dance. You're running and you're catching a ball and you look really grumpy about it. Sorry.
>> I love the guy in the cowboy hat.
>> I know that's my boyfriend.
>> They have a top 10 uh trick plays of the week. So that's what this is. So it's literally just oh let's pass it a couple extra times because it's fun.
>> That's so cool. It like makes baseball fun because it's Yeah, they're trying to win, but they're also putting on a great show. And >> um it's just that it's kind of reminds me of WWE where it's wrestling, but it's like more entertainment than it is wrestling.
>> He caught the ball through his legs.
That's sick.
>> And he he passed it through his legs just to throw it, too. So, it's now Now I can't wait until it I have to watch all >> baseball with flare.
>> Mhm. And next week, we should do our banana drink in honor of >> We're doing a banana drink next week, you guys. So, stay tuned. Uh, Choco Banana.
>> Yes, my favorite combo of all time. I've been talking about it for years.
>> We'll wear something yellow, too.
>> Yes, we will.
>> Yeah, it's a yellow custard.
>> Yes, it is.
>> Sneak sneak peek.
>> Get ready, you guys.
>> Oh, here's number one. Here's number one. Let's see what the trick play of the week is.
>> Boom. We've got the leopard print. Oh, that's pretty cute. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
He's very cute.
>> A backflip and a catch. That's very hot to me.
>> That's very hot. We love it.
>> So, this is how you get people interested in sports is uh make it fun.
>> Look at Honey Bun.
>> I'm into it. Honey Bun loves you. She's obsessed with you. She is now completely crawled into Olivia's lap. So, if you're listening and you're not watching, you're missing out.
>> She's so cute.
>> Uh because she's just like Oh, Honey Bun girl.
>> This is why you got to watch the video version is Honey Bun has officially taken over the podcast.
>> So cute.
>> She has. She's just like, just love me, Olivia.
>> I do. I haven't been loved in years. So, Ariana Grande, thank god her new album is not called The Devil Is Beating His Wife. Did I talk about that last episode?
>> No. What? That was the biggest rumor that like her new album, which she's been teasing. Everyone was like there's a there was a tip that it's called the devil is beating his wife, which is apparently a phrase in the south that means like it's raining while it's sunny out, which would make sense in terms of symbolism for Ariana Grande. whatever Blind Item released that information said that it was going to be a concept album from like the perspective of a woman who's married to the devil named Blackeyed Susan, which is a flower because there was so much flower imagery in her teasing. And it was like, >> okay, so so the devil beats this young woman who then like who then cries which causes it to rain a bunch and then like I don't know whatever concept they said it was going to be. I'm very happy it's not.
>> And I do remember just being like if it's actually called that, that's crazy.
And I'm glad to say it is called Petal.
>> It is not called the devil is beating his wife. Okay, that's good.
>> I do have a little bit of like something to say about pedals.
>> Pedals.
>> I would just like to pause it because Ariana Grande is one of my favorite artists in the entire world. Maybe my favorite musical artist longstanding that I have spent and dedicated my time to. You know, I spent my time with I've dedicated my time to her. I've been following her since her debut album, Yours Truly, when I was like 12, 13.
Like, that's my girl. Yeah, I will say the name Pedals is perplexing just a little bit to me because I did clock it when um on her deluxe album she had a song called Dandelion and one of the lyrics in the song Dandelion where she says I'll be your dandelion is these other flowers don't grow the same which made me think hold on Ethan Slater who allegedly cheated on his wife and newborn with Ariana Grande and left them for her. Her name >> Spongebob.
>> Yes, Spongebob. So, his ex-wife's name, Lily, which is a flower. These other flowers don't grow the same. And now her new album is called Petals.
And I wonder, >> oh my, >> if this is a a motif or not.
>> Oh my. Oh my.
>> It could not be. Flowers are very universal. However, it is a lyric that I really noted when I was listening.
Dandelions such a good song. It starts with like the most beautiful like New Orleans jazz trumpet solo.
>> Love. I love >> it's so And then it like goes into R&B and it's so good. I will say that song is I'll be your dandelion. I'll grant every wish that you have. These other flowers don't grow the same. talking to her a like you would imagine new partner about his old partner. These other flowers don't grow the same. And her name just so happens to be a flower. So I obviously will be streaming. I'm so excited. This is like my most anticipated album of the year. Maybe tied with Olivia Rodrigo. So obviously I will be on it. I'm an oranator. I just wanted to say >> that I noticed that.
>> Yeah. And I don't know if it's it's like I'll bet you if someone in Ariana Grande's life who actually knows her life watched this, it would be like Olivia, you couldn't be so further off base. But I don't know.
>> But you're picking up on the details >> a little bit.
>> I mean, her man's ex name is Lily Flower Name and then her new album is Petal Flower Petal.
>> These other flowers don't grow the same.
I don't know. I don't know if you're reading too much into it, like overthinking it, or if that's like No, that's just >> or if that's just like the imagery.
>> She's just speaking from the heart. This is the life she's living.
>> I mean, let's be honest, like the name of your new partner's ex is Lily. Like, she Yeah, maybe she's making art about it.
>> Maybe.
>> But like, is it a slight? I don't know.
Let's see.
>> I don't know. But Ariana, literally, you're an Italian girly.
>> Yeah.
>> You had a nona. I have a nona. Like like we love the Italian talented Italian singers.
>> My known name is Juliana Buffoni.
>> I know.
>> Literally. So like don't even worry.
I'll be streaming and like I don't even care.
>> Yeah. Mine was a pansino.
>> That's where my pantino comes from. It comes from my grandma. Love that. That's her side. But um >> yeah, we love our Italian girlies. We do.
>> And I hope that this is really deep and beautiful. I I think it will be happy it's not called the devil is beating his wife.
>> Same. My name Rosanna means gracious rose.
>> Love it. Graceful.
>> Like like a flower. I was like love it.
Beautiful.
>> Yeah. In Italian. So I'm like, "Oh my gosh, it's petals. It's flowers."
>> Yeah. Which we love. So moving on to our first main story.
Megan the Stallion was cheated on by Klay Thompson.
>> He has a problem.
>> Who's Clay? Do you know who Klay Thompson is? I don't know who he is, but she is literally one of the sexiest women ever.
>> Yeah, I know who Megan the Stallion is.
Do you know who Megan the Stallion is?
>> Yeah, >> exactly. Case in point, Klay Thompson, he allegedly plays basketball. So, I've heard. Also, just like if you're a cheater and you play basketball. Oh, okay. Two things I like don't even really want anything to do with, >> right? Yeah. He's an athlete. Yeah.
>> I will say if I like the boy, I'll care about basketball. But if you're a cheater and you care about basketball, that's just too bad.
>> That's just too >> Yeah. Like, no thank you. So, they started dating in July of this past year. They moved very quickly. Megan like publicly made Thanksgiving dinner for him and his family. Like, people were really excited for them. And Megan even recently said like, "For the first time in an interview, she was like, "For the first time, I'm actually comfortable in a relationship." which is just what makes this all the more heartbreaking.
>> Yeah. Because she's meeting someone else who works in entertainment. He's a hard worker. He's traveling. She's a musician. She's hardworking. She's traveling. You know, like musicians go on tours where they have to travel all the time. And athletes are on tour where they have to travel all the time to compete. So, it's like you get each other. You get each other's lifestyle.
You get each other's flow.
>> Maybe.
I don't know. I feel like do people talk about sports athletes cheating a lot?
>> They cheat all the time. I would never date an athlete. I would never date an athlete. Interesting.
>> And so many of them cheat because they're always traveling. They're always on tour. It's like this little weird boys club. I just would never date an athlete.
>> Yeah. But also, if you're Megan the Stallion, you kind of feel like I've reached the caliber to where like obviously no one's going to cheat on me.
>> You know what? I think she could date an owner of the team. She doesn't need to date one of the players.
>> I agree.
>> Yeah. She should be dating an owner.
Yeah.
>> Not >> a player. So, her and Klay Thompson are totally over. Not just over. Megan actually posted a story on her Instagram on Saturday about the NBA star that opened with the word cheating. So, let me read it to you. She posted onto her Instagram story. Cheating had me around your whole family playing house. got quote cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatment toward me during your basketball season. Now you don't know if you can be monogamous. [ __ ] I need a real break after this one. Bye y'all.
Good for her.
>> Good for her. Also, can I just say for the record, ladies, the athletes are cheaters.
>> Yeah. Sadly, I think that's like if if I've learned anything from this story, it's just like nobody should ever cheat on Megan the Stallion. Sadly, if anybody's going to cheat on Megan the Stallion, it's going to be a basketball player.
>> It's going to be a basketball player.
It's going to be an athlete. Like, just they cheat all the time. If you find a faithful athlete, >> that's a diamond in the rough.
>> Really?
>> Rough. And I mean the rough rough rough.
I mean that that I it's it's almost like an anomaly.
>> Yeah. Um, basketball players are so hot.
>> And ladies, go for the owners. What are we doing messing around with these the these guys with contracts? Go with the guys who own the contracts.
>> They're old. They're bald. They're short.
>> Not always. They're not always. And I like short.
>> Well, yeah. You You're cool with Yeah.
But like >> short queen. I like short kings. I don't >> How would you feel if a boy was shorter than you?
>> Wouldn't mind at all. Really?
>> My dad was shorter than my mom.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> My dad was like 5'2. My mom is 5'4.
>> Mhm.
>> So, my dad was shorter than my mom and >> Oh my god, that's why you're so itty bitty.
>> I like short kings. Okay. I really do.
>> Okay. So, you date the owner. I'll date the the point guard.
>> Yeah. You ladies, >> not Klay Thompson, though.
>> Men can make up a lot with height. Okay.
True. Like, don't don't judge on the height.
>> Yeah. So, not only did Megan post this to her Instagram story, but in a statement that she gave to CNN, she confirmed that she quote made the decision to end her relationship with Tom Thompson, she said, "Trust, fidelity, and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there's no real path forward. I'm taking this time to prioritize myself and move ahead with peace and clarity." That's my girl. So she is right now star guest starring in Mulan Rouge on Broadway.
>> Okay. She took over after Bob the Drag Queen.
>> Oh my gosh. Mulan Rouge is one of the sexiest plays.
>> Yeah. So uh she took over for Bob the Drag Queen who was playing this role before her. And uh actually the day that she posted this on her Instagram story, she had a performance and she got a standing O and she got emotional.
a baby girl.
And like all do you see all of her castmates like hyping her up cuz they know they're like, "Yeah, girl, take your time."
I love her.
So offline after the breakup announcement, fans cheered extra hard following her performance. screams, "We love you," rose from the crowd, and the rapper wiped away her tears. It has sadly now been announced by Megan that she will be exiting her run on Broadway early following the news of her split from Klay Thompson, which is really upsetting. I understand you need to like you need to take care of you first always.
>> And I do think that Megan the Stallion will have another opportunity to be on Broadway if she wants to.
>> I hope so. She's wonderful >> cuz it's such a wonderful opportunity.
She deserves this power. She deserves the praise. But if she can't do it right now, I get it.
>> She's such an amazing performer. I think her heart's just broken.
>> Yeah. And she's like a girl who can get along with anybody. She's on Love Island. She's hanging out with Daniel Radcliffe. She's like dating a basketball player. She's on Broadway.
Like that's a multifaceted queen.
>> She is.
>> And I can't believe she was cheated on.
It's like definitely really embarrassing for him.
>> Yeah. He He's got issues.
>> Yeah. And now like there are witches who are casting spells on him online. Thank God. They'll obviously work. Yeah, get something going on, man.
>> I don't think his B like I couldn't even tell you what his basketball team was, but I assume they'll be losing this year.
>> We can only hope.
>> Well, yeah. All the witches are like making sure of it.
>> Yeah. I'm just I don't know who what I don't know what team he's on and I don't know who owns him, but like the owner of that team, can you just trade him or something?
>> Yeah. Or just like >> Can you throw the ladies a bone over here? Can you just like >> put them on the bench for the next two weeks?
>> Can you bench them? Can you just Can you just like give him a really unlucky number? Jersey number.
>> Yeah.
>> Can you just >> He's socially benched.
>> The ladies don't like that.
>> Yeah. Well, not even the the men also hate it. Like I have seen some people are trying to run and spread fake rumors about Megan being like, "She actually cheated first." But if I'm being honest, I've seen actually a lot more viral tweets and videos of men being like, >> "Are you serious? If I I saw one that was like if I dated Megan the Stallion, I would get up in the morning and say, "Oh my god, I'm dating Megan the Stallion." If I was dating Megan the Stallion and I was a basketball player, I would be playing basketball and I would be thinking, "Oh my god, I'm dating Megan the Stallion." So like the men are coming >> like The Rock. Yeah, she's cute. I remember in an interview he >> she thinks The Rock is cute.
>> No. Um I remember in an interview he's obviously married and >> The Rock.
>> Yeah. Uh Dwayne Johnson, but I remember in an interview they were joking like if you had like a hall pass or something like it came out joke he was just like >> Megan the Stallion. That's awesome.
>> Yeah. And he's literally like one of the most successful men who's well respected in the world.
>> She needs to understand that this guy's a joke.
>> It's moments like these where as an outsider it makes you just kind of like like sigh in relief like oh my god it happens to everybody. I can't even imagine how she feels obviously but like as an outsider it's like oh it is not about you Megan like it's so obvious >> like the guy who's cheating on Holly Berry Holly Berry >> someone was cheating on Halle Berry >> yes >> who >> her man >> who okay never heard of him >> like never heard of him I have no idea about him >> it's insane to me and it's it is exactly what you said it's not about the woman it's about their issues >> they have issues >> there were rumors that allegedly people were trying to put two and two together to see who was he cheating with. He did follow on Instagram WNBA star Lexi Brown like right before this was posted and then like right after hers was Megan's story was posted, he unfollowed her quickly. However, that caused like a lot of discourse in regards to Lexi Brown, which resulted in her having to come out publicly and clear the air, saying that she has no involvement in the Megan the Stallion split from Klay Thompson and that like she's starting a new season.
She doesn't have time for that. I will say it's a bit fishy the timing of it all, but I mean like we've got to just trust Lexi Brown that like she's being honest. Also, I think it's good for Lexi to see that he is a cheater.
>> Yeah. Even if like they were talking DL like, okay, perfect time to just be like, actually, never mind. I have nothing to do with this.
>> If he's going to cheat on >> Megan Stallion, girl, he's going to cheat on. Yeah. It's like how you met him is how you're going to lose him because it's just it's a behavioral thing, you know?
>> Yeah. I always wonder the how you get him is how you lose him in regards to like the Ariana Grande relationship. But I'm kind of coming at her too too hard today. So, I love you, Ari. I'll always love you. And I'm sorry I'll stop talking about it.
>> But I just think about it >> cuz it's like Ariana Grande is like the woman of all women. Like >> I would never want to be with a man who was married >> who would leave his newborn and yeah >> baby with his wife even if they were not in a good place like just in that very sensitive time block >> and she was going through >> I wouldn't feel comfortable. I would lose respect.
>> She almost died during the pregnancy.
>> I would absolutely lose respect. I would never trust them to treat me right. And it had nothing to do with me and my ego.
It it would it would be just like if he could do that to a woman in his life of that many years who's the mother of his children in his life, >> then imagine what he could do to you. So I >> But she's Ariana Grande. So she's like, I'm Ariana Grande.
>> It's a character thing for me and that would just scare the [ __ ] out of me. I just don't like people who are unsafe.
>> So yeah, Lexi Brown cleared the air. She said, "I have nothing to do with it."
However, we're not we're not super sure.
>> But we have to take what she says at face value and just believe.
>> Believe women. That's what I say.
>> Yeah.
>> And that's what I'll say.
>> Okay. Moving on to our next story.
>> Oh, yes. Yes.
>> Russell Brand has a gigantic meltdown publicly. So, as of April 2026, Russell Brand is facing a total of seven sexual offense charges in the United Kingdom, like currently, including counts of rape, sexual assault, and indecent assault. These charges all stem from allegations made by six different women regarding incidents that occurred between the years 1999 and 2009. Brand has pleaded not guilty to all charges, asserting that his past relationships were all consensual. In an interview that was released April 22nd, uh he guested on the Megan Kelly Show podcast and Russell Brand, he discussed his past behavior admitting to having consensual but exploitative sex with a 16-year-old girl when he was just 30 years old because the the age of consent in the UK is 16. So, he's sitting there trying I mean, meanwhile, he's he's literally being accused of rape by six different women and a 16-year-old even said that he did assault her. So, let's watch this.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> He's always just come off as a creep to me.
>> Oh, yeah. He's that's always been his like his thing, you know. I met him when I was in seventh grade.
>> You did? He was at the Grove and I was going to see a movie with my friend and he was at Concessions and my friends and I went up to him and he called us Silly Sausages and then he took a photo with us.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> How to become a Christian in seven days.
>> Yeah. So that's his new book. He's all of the sudden after his allegations he's found God. He's uh >> he's found God.
>> Yeah. He recently >> atheist has found God.
>> The atheist has found God. He also um he he went into court the other day and he brought a Bible in there and actually No, he didn't.
>> Yes, he did.
>> No, he did.
>> He did. And then Pierce Morgan, which we have a clip of that after this, asks him about it. And don't even worry, we'll get to it. But he had a hard time.
>> Tony [ __ ] baloney.
>> Yeah. So, let's let's watch him >> buying this.
>> Let's watch Russell Brid admit to having a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old when he was 30 years old.
>> Okay, great. Shall we?
>> The United Kingdom where I'm from, the age of consent is 16 and I did sleep with a 16y old when I was 30. But when I was 30, I was a very different person. I was a lot younger and I was a full adult. You were older than me.
>> Consensual sex actually with a variety of people when there is a strong power differential as there is when you're a famous man that has the ability to attract women that I had at that time.
I think involves exploitation. I think it is exploitative. I recognized that my sexual conduct in the past was selfish and uh I didn't I did not apply enough consideration barely any I suppose really to how that sex was.
>> Okay. He's not really making a good argument for himself when it comes to having consensual sexual relationships when he's literally defending himself while being like, "I don't think I even ever thought about like what it was like for them." Like, you kind of just spelled it out for me in so many words.
>> Is that a confession?
>> He's just such a sleazy dude.
>> He's such a loser.
>> Just vibe is like so sleazy. I I would never be attracted to this dude. He's like a walking red flag. You know, he texted Katy Perry that he wanted to get a divorce like 20 minutes before she had to go on stage.
Yeah.
>> Oh my god.
>> Mhm. It's on It's in her documentary.
>> Yeah.
>> She I don't know how she couldn't see he's a red flag.
>> Those kind of red flags now.
>> Yeah. Literally a walking red flag.
>> Well, let's think about the conversation we had last week. like she allegedly has assaulted Ruby Rose, >> so maybe she doesn't understand boundaries.
>> And there's the video of her squeezing a freshly 18 Justin Bieber's ass when she was like 30.
>> 27. She was 27, but still.
>> Yeah. Oh god.
>> So like I don't know. Not to like dredge it up for Katy Perry again. Again, we don't that hasn't been proven in a court of law. We don't know all of the facts of the Katy Perry story. However, it is worth noting that she was married to this guy and that they obviously were attracted to each other in some way.
>> What about this man? Are people attracted to? Is it just charisma?
Because it's not the looks for me also like somebody who you know is so sleazy and he's been with so many people. He just seems really dirty and like I just see him and I just associate him.
>> I don't know any of his business, but I just see him. back in the day before it we had obviously like more data stacked against him when we just had like the little spurts of him being crazy like get him to the Greek people were just like oh he's like that guy like he's just like crazy and fun and like ridiculous and a big child like he kind of gave that in like all of his performances like in forgetting Sarah Marshall and XYZ like that's what he gave like rockstar who like is delirious all the time but like I think I just like a devoted rock star.
>> Yeah. And I think he was a little too serious in that identity. I thought it was I think we all thought that it was him joking, >> but I don't I think he's actually that weird, that sexual, that like freaky.
>> He just seems nuts.
>> Yeah. Okay. So, so now he's now he's a Christian.
>> Yeah. Now he's a Christian. And he became one in even seven days.
>> How convenient that they can like fasttrack that stuff right when you need it most, too. I can't I can't because like for years he's an atheist.
>> Yeah.
>> Talking about how dumb Christians are.
>> Yeah. Nobody forgives him now. So he had to find God so he could forgive him.
>> So now he's Christian.
>> Yeah.
>> And he's going into trial. He brings a Bible.
>> Yeah. So one of the five accusers uh was a woman who said Brand initiated a relationship with her in 2006 when she was 16 and he was 30. She alleged that after he turned 31, he sexually assaulted her. At the time, Bran denied the allegations of wrongdoing, though called himself promiscuous when addressing it in a 2023 response video, which is just like, is that the word you want to use when you're saying you didn't assault somebody? I mean, I admit it. I'm promiscuous. Like, don't even veer into that language when you're discussing this.
>> I just can't.
>> Right. Like, >> like you have no self-control. You're just like >> Yeah. an idiot running around with your penis out like ew.
>> Yeah. So, this young girl allegedly even >> kicked him in the stomach and that's the only reason he was a she got him to stop >> which is nuts.
>> Uh so Brand brought a Bible into the courtroom with him and then he went on Pierce Morgan who asked to hear about the verse that Brand was was looking at for inspiration when he was in court.
>> Yeah. What happened in this interview with Pierce?
>> Yeah. So, he just showed up. He was meant to talk about his new book. He was obviously meant to talk about the allegations because that's what's going on in his life.
>> But he came up with a prop. He brought the Bible even. So, Pier >> brought the Bible to the interview.
>> Yeah. He's bringing it with him everywhere.
That's what it seems to be. That's his like his new thing.
>> Has he actually read it or is it just a prop to him?
>> It's probably a prop. It's like It's like when people like when I walk around like with my nicotine vape. It's like that but it's his Bible.
>> I can't girl. I can't.
>> It's his It's his like safety. It's his safety thing.
>> Look, I'm not saying that people don't use actual physical Bibles anymore.
Growing up, I brought my actual physical Bible to church, but nowadays, and I do have a few girlfriends who do have their own like new modern Bibles that they take notes in. But I will say like nowadays, most girlies that I know use the app.
>> Yeah.
>> So, like let me show you the app really quick. But like most and at most churches that I go to, so this is the app. It's the red app, Holy Bible. And then like every day it gives you a new scripture. A >> and it's so great because they'll give you the scripture and then they also will do a video of the day to like have a pastor like go into detail explaining in depth what the scripture means. You can look up any verses that you want.
Mhm.
>> I'm in John right now and Luke 3. I'm >> girl right over.
>> Yeah. And then they have different like plans. And even if you're looking for >> This is not sponsored by the way. I'm just saying. Even if you're sponsored by God. This is sponsored by God. Um, even if you're looking for like verses in different subjects like love, anxiety, healing, anger, hope, depression, fear, peace, stress, loss, jealousy, joy, temptation, pride, doubt. Then you can click on one of these subjects and they'll bring up verses that you can reflect on and and things like that. So, I'm just I'm not dogging as old school Bible. This is just it's very old school. It's not the 1800s anymore. People use the app. I have like I guess the closest thing I have to that is like co-star.
>> Yeah.
>> Like I can they have like little categories like love, passion, like career and it like gives you I think I like that because it tells me what to expect. I'm always like what's going to happen? What's going to happen? That sounds like inspiring, you know?
>> Yeah.
>> But I need to know what's next for me.
>> It literally is the first thing that wakes me up in the morning is it knows when I wake up. Like it knows the app like knows my schedule and it literally will send me a Bible verse right when I wake up.
>> Oh my god.
>> It's It's kind of cute. I like it.
>> God's always watching. That's what they say.
>> It's a I find it really sweet. I like the app. I I like it. That's awesome.
>> Yeah. And it's free. It's not like a You can pay for more features and things, but just like the >> all the uses and like access to all of it is right there. If only Russell had heard your spiel before he went on Pierce Morgan because Pierce asked him a very simple question. He said, "May you please tell me what verse has been bringing you inspiration." That is a very softball question.
>> That's it felt like that to it felt like an introductory like nonsequiter, you know.
>> Oh, that's easy. That's just him opening a conversation. That's just saying like what verse is bringing you peace? What verse is helping you? You just came out with a book about Christianity.
>> Yeah, >> you could just talk about one verse.
>> So, >> Olivia, >> yeah.
>> Did he tell them did he tell Piers what verse is helping him or did he >> He tried >> totally [ __ ] it up. Like totally I'm I'm freaking out. I'm Let's figure it out.
>> A question about your Bible.
>> Yes, if you want to.
>> Thank you. That was that the one you took into court?
>> You're the very one.
>> Okay. What was your thinking of taking it into court? And what you were seeing looking at the Bible he took passages for you.
>> Okay.
>> Thank you for asking me.
>> Thank you for asking.
>> What passage helped you through >> a little bit?
>> Um it was this from Isaiah.
>> This >> you're right. Bri did say, you know, be chill. Sometimes I lose the chill, man.
It's pretty. It's like in English class when they're like popcorn and Olivia and you're like wait I I wasn't on the page.
>> It's this >> where is he reading out of Isaiah >> in the old gallery but >> that's what he says >> Pierce ish maybe that's just a >> cultural um pronunciation difference.
>> He's just like don't [ __ ] move Pierce don't move. Here's his [ __ ] genius for this. He's just sitting back and letting him struggle. He's not making him feel more comfortable. He's not aiding him. He's not interrupting him.
He's just letting him sit in it. It says here >> the word the the verse that I was looking at that day was not this. I can't actually I can't actually find >> there are so many post-it notes in that Bible. Flip to one. Pick one. They're all really vague actually and if you read the Bible you would know like most things would just be applicable >> because it's all like the strength will carry or it'll be like something very simple and be like how can you apply that and he could make some [ __ ] up.
>> This video just as this one clip has 32 million views on Twitter.
>> So funny.
>> So a lot of people have seen this. It's like as women today like he should give Nicole Sh.
>> Absolute horseshit [ __ ] Like >> I love it. I think it's so funny. How deep could his V go? Because it's like almost to the table.
>> Randomly pick some verse. He just randomly picked.
>> He probably did. I mean, look at him.
>> He couldn't even do he couldn't be >> fumbling through like he doesn't like he's might have never been there before.
>> That's the only reason why I'm like maybe he's being authentic. Maybe he knows exactly what verse he's looking for and he just can't find it. Well, why don't he just Why doesn't he just land on a page?
>> This guy is so quick. Okay, I have watched his interviews in the past. He's quick. He's witty. He's like this.
>> So, why doesn't he just open to a random page and start reading?
>> If he was a comfortable Christian, >> who was even read the Bible once, and I don't mean Well, I'm dyslexic. I don't think you read it once. You read it once and you're even dyslexic, even with a learning disability. I think you would be able to, hey, what verse is helping you out? You'd be like, hey, it's Matthew, whatever. It's John, whatever.
Like, you know, that one's really been helping me. It's really been speaking to me. You know, it this is casual conversation. This is not something like he's like trying to >> throw a fast one at him. Like, this is very casual conversation with Christians. like this is and he's struggling up here to even find like and it looks like he's he's literally [ __ ] >> it's it just doesn't make any sense to me because he could at any point pretend like he knows what he's doing.
>> I feel like he had his Bible in there to like shield him and then like he couldn't answer the basic questions.
>> It's like why don't you just start reading? That's the I'm just like you could pretend just start reading. You're making yourself look even worse. It's like there's no way that there isn't a chapter that like he has to be looking for something there, right? I don't know how this interview ends, but I will say that like if I was Russell Brand, I would just be in my mind flipping out and getting super defensive because >> like >> you are being seen like it is being seen that you don't even know the basics.
Like you can't even quote one Bible verse. Like >> you know, you know what I think he is?
What?
>> I think he's he's someone who's only been a Christian for seven days.
>> Yeah, >> I think I think that's it. But also like my dad was agnostic. He was not atheist.
Atheist is where you don't believe in anything spiritual ever. Um my dad was agnostic where they don't believe in those things, but they're also saying that those things may may exist or may not exist.
>> That's kind of where I'm at.
>> Like they don't know. Um, but my dad grew up studying the Bible, reading the Bible. My dad could quote the Bible because it was a part of the curriculum.
>> Um, and just being versed and like having knowledge and being agnostic, he could still quote the Bible. So >> Russell Brand rebranding as a Christian, a born-again Christian, and he can't even say a verse. Yeah.
>> Is pretty [ __ ] embarrassing.
>> Yeah. Well, it's interesting that you ask what his mindset was after this because you were right. He does get defensive. And he does tell Pice Morgan that he is carrying water for the devil.
>> No, he doesn't.
>> He did tell him that >> cuz he looks so calm here.
>> Yeah. No, he does get defensive.
>> He gets defensive. He says, "You're carrying water for the devil." And he goes, "I'm carrying water for the devil."
>> There's plenty of things wrong with Piers, but I got to say, whoever miked up those pages to make him so rustly, >> that's peak Piers. And I I I'm hard stretched to find nice things to say about Piers, but that is peak [ __ ] comedy. I appreciate that. And he knows what he's doing. He's he sees gold and he lets it happen.
>> That's a really it's it's it's a good skill.
>> Well, this is gold.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, he's very intelligent. I think Piers is very intelligent. I think he's very emotionally aware of what's going on in situations. And I think that he does um instigate like he pokes but he does it in such intellectual ways that like Russell knows he's being poked but also this is softball.
>> He didn't mean >> this is a soft poke.
>> He didn't poke >> and and arguably maybe not even a poke.
>> He basically asked like how are you?
Like that is how inflammatory his question was.
>> How are you? You brought your Bible to court.
>> Yeah. It's like you're showing me what you want me to ask you about.
>> Like you've written a whole book about being a Christian. What's something that's getting you through?
>> Totally.
>> He can't even answer.
>> How long is he fumbling with this [ __ ] Bible to come up with an answer?
Like awkward.
>> I genuinely like I'm perplexed. I really am confused.
>> Few minutes. I'm dyslexic. I can't read like a few minutes. I could do 20 verses. is just like why wouldn't you just land anywhere? You're there are so many words in front of you as you're flipping. Just just pick one.
>> What is helping him through the trial? I need to know. I need to know. Does he actually come up with an answer?
>> No.
No. And Amen. Yep. Amen. All right, that does it for all of the ridiculous topics today. And now, since we have a little time, we are going to be playing guess the person game. Guess Who. Mhm.
>> Okay. So, we aren't going to choose the characters. Mike's going to put these on our heads and we're going to guess each other's characters.
>> Done.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Oh, okay. Well, I'm going to have a sip of margarita because this is going to help me guess.
>> Same.
>> Olivia likes the pink mic.
>> Thanks, girl.
>> I remember. I remember.
>> Thanks, girl.
>> Oh my god, it matches your outfit.
>> Yes.
>> So, you got the pink polka dots.
>> My gosh, you're so gorgeous. You're so gorge like in >> with my little headband. Thanks, girl.
You, too.
>> Not cheating. Not cheating.
Can I open them now? The only time I got confused about this was when we had been gardening. Mhm.
>> Uh, that's when I started to give you clues about who you are instead of asking questions about who I am.
>> Okay, you go first. You ask questions.
>> Okay. Um, am I famous?
>> Uhhuh.
Sadly.
>> Am I a rock star?
>> You think so.
>> Am I Russell?
>> No.
>> Okay. You've probably crossed paths, though.
>> Really?
>> I would say so.
>> Am I a musician?
No. But you probably enjoyed his movies growing up and it probably inspired you to be an [ __ ] >> Am I a comedian?
>> You might think so.
>> Am I an action star?
>> You also might think so.
>> Am I a dramatic actor?
>> No. Never.
>> Am I a dude?
>> Yeah, of course you suck.
>> I suck.
>> Yeah. Oh, sorry. I gave you too much.
I'm a villain. Um, I'm an actor. I'm a dude. I think I'm a rock star.
>> I'm not an actor.
>> No, I'm not an actor. I'm a famous dude.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm a lose.
>> Loser.
>> I'm a loser. Um, I have a big ego. I >> You're picking up.
>> I am.
>> Look at me. You know.
>> Yeah, I'm There's a few people.
>> You're at the >> Am I online or offline?
>> I see that. You know it. I see it in your brain.
>> I'm online.
>> Yeah.
>> Am I in the manosphere?
>> Yeah.
>> Ew.
>> Yeah.
>> Am I Andrew Tate?
>> No. But you're close.
>> I'm Tate.
>> No.
>> I'm Tate's friend.
>> Taint's brother.
>> I think that you're probably friends.
>> Tate's uncle.
>> No.
>> Did I say Tate?
>> You're not Taint. Taint's uncle.
>> Tate.
>> Tate's.
>> Not family. And like I don't even really know if you've been in the same room, but like you probably use similar circles.
>> Okay. Okay. Manosphere circles. Okay.
>> Not quite like at the center of the manosphere, but like you're definitely on the brim.
>> Am I a tall king or a short king?
>> You're a tall guy.
>> What's my height?
>> Tall. Like 6'5 probably.
>> Oh, I don't know. Uh [ __ ] >> Yeah.
>> Who's tall?
>> Sucks.
>> You know it.
>> Who's tall?
>> Ask me about what you look like. Okay.
Do I have brown hair?
>> No.
>> Blonde hair?
>> Yeah.
>> Natural blonde or frosted?
>> Not natural.
>> Natural blonde.
>> Yeah, definitely. Right. I mean, you've definitely colored it in the past, but like in terms of given hair color, I think blonde.
>> Blue eyes.
>> Yep. You're Aryan centric.
I look German.
Yes.
Yes, >> Venus Schnitle.
>> He probably would enjoy.
>> He would love a Venus Schnitle.
>> C.
>> Okay. See C see see like um >> blonde. A blonde manosphere Logan.
>> Yeah, you you got it. I knew that it was at the front of your brain the whole time, but it was too easy.
>> Yeah. Oh my gosh. At first I was thinking neon, but then I thought, wait, is you knew it was Logan? I saw it.
Oh jeez.
>> I know. I was going to be like, he's like, >> he looks so red in that photo.
>> This poor man.
>> No, >> this poor man.
>> Okay. Ready?
>> Okay.
>> Do I have like like a magical like geniqua about me?
>> I'd say that you have a really happy >> disposition. Jennisa.
>> Okay. I've got a Jenny. I've got like a love for life. A lust for life.
>> Yeah, you do.
>> Am I um youthful?
>> I think that you're young at heart.
>> Young at heart. Okay. Am I Rosanna Fansino?
>> You're so sweet. No.
>> Okay. Am I Okay. I'm young at heart. I've got a Jennis Qua.
>> You do.
>> And I I'm old.
>> Yes.
Am I an actress?
Am I a reality star? You're on a TV show. Is it based on real life or fake life?
>> Fake life.
>> Fake life.
I've got a Genesequa and I'm old. Am I a TV show called Hacks?
>> Oh my god, I love that.
>> I feel like that's like for old people who like feel a little magical.
>> I feel like that's us.
>> Yeah, I need to watch it. only she's like grandma and she's a little older millennial, but I feel like it's us young down.
>> Love it.
>> It's like us like >> 20 years rewind.
>> Okay. But that's not me.
>> Maybe 30 years rewind. Okay.
>> No, that's not you.
>> Okay. I'm old. I've got a Jenna Sequa and I'm on a TV show.
>> Yeah.
>> And it's fake life.
>> Fake life.
>> So I'm an actress.
Actor.
Am I non-binary?
>> Nope.
>> Actor.
I'm a am I a man?
>> Yes.
>> Oh, I've been totally living like I'm a girl. Oh, no. I have to go back. Okay. I have a gen I just feel like Jenna Qua goes more like a woman has a Jennis Qua more naturally. So, my brain totally went there. My bad. My bad. But it's a male Jennis. No, no, no. It's mine. I just like >> you know me. I always assume the best.
>> He does. Honestly, >> he's got a genoc. Am I Am I uh >> guys with humor have it?
>> Yeah, totally. Do I have swag?
>> Comedy.
>> Yeah, >> I've got swag. Yeah.
>> Am I a comedian?
>> And I'm on a TV show.
>> Funny.
>> Am I a host?
>> Are very funny. Not a host.
>> I I'd say a character on a TV show.
Very funny.
>> Am I on company retreat?
>> Oh my god, I love that show.
>> I know. Me too.
>> But I'm not. It's not me. Okay. Do I have like an ugly disposition?
>> I would say you're not traditionally handsome.
>> So, I'm like I'm like a comedy king.
>> You're a comedy king.
>> Okay.
>> Yes. You have like two hairs of head on your two hairs of head.
>> Two hairs of head. Two hairs hairs on my head.
>> You have two hairs on your head and >> nobody cares because your personality is a [ __ ] 10. You are glowing. Nobody cares.
>> Okay. So, like a bald swaggy.
>> Yeah.
>> Queen.
>> Yeah.
Funny.
>> Am I Stanley Tucci?
>> That's like a bald swaggy queen.
Now that you're saying that, I could see that person doing voice over for this character, but that's not his voice at all.
>> Okay. Wait. So you could see who doing voice over.
>> Stanley.
>> You could see Stanley doing voice over for this person. Am I short?
>> Am I Danny Devito?
>> Oh my god, I love Danny. But no, you're not Danny.
>> Uh, I don't think you're tall and I don't think you're short. I think you're pretty a >> A. Okay. And I'm on a TV show about fake life, but I'm not an actor. You >> But um you're a character. character.
>> Oh, right. Wait, you're a character.
>> Got you. Got you. Got you. And I've got two hairs on my heady head head.
>> Two hairs. Two hairs.
>> And I'm a character. Am I a cartoon?
>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> Got two hairs on my head. What character has Caillou?
A bald swaggy king.
>> No.
>> Caillou is kind of a bald swaggy king.
>> No. No. Think think um think famous comedy, famous iconic and I'm a cartoon.
>> Oh my god. Am I just like totally missing?
Am I Am I a red?
>> No.
>> Am I yellow?
>> You're yellow. You're yellow. You're yellow and you're not Spongebob. Okay.
You are yellow.
Cat dog. Am I cat dog? No.
>> Wait, who's like a yellow cartoon?
You're >> You're yellow and you have been around forever. Like you have been an iconic.
>> No, that's a girly. She's a girl. Am I Tweety?
>> Tweety. But the eyeballs are big.
>> Um, >> with two hairs on my head.
>> With two hairs on your head. And you've been around.
>> Do I know this girl >> for a minute? This boy. you you have been you've been around like they had video games of this when I was growing up like in the 80s like on old computers they had video games of um and you have a whole family you're a family person am I a flintstone >> you're not a fun stone but yes this is good this is a good yeah because I'm sure I know what this is >> yeah you're yeah of yeah I I think so.
You're a family. Yeah. You You've got a family. You've got a son. You've got a daughter. You got a wife. Um >> Oh, I'm Homer Simpson.
>> Yes.
>> Yes. Okay.
Yes.
>> I You know what happened is I got stuck in my head and I was like an animal like Spongebob. I can't forget that Spongebob is an animal.
>> So hard. It's so hard.
>> You're right. Oh my god. Homer. I don't really I'm not super well acquainted with Homer. I will say I need to watch more of the Simpsons. I was about to say that it's a ride at Universal Studios, but I didn't know if you had been on that.
>> Mhm.
>> Okay.
>> I thought I would.
>> And I played the old video game on the PCs where you could be like Lisa and you had the jump rope or you're Bart and you had the skateboard.
>> I don't know about that.
>> Or you were the wife, you had the vacuum. You would hit people with your vacuum.
>> The mom's name is not Lisa. That's the sister.
>> Marge. It's Marge. See, I told you.
>> With the tall blue hair.
>> Yeah. And backshot Bob.
>> Yeah.
You got it.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay, Mike, we're ready for another one.
>> Every morning when I walk in, if Honey Bun gets whiff of it.
>> Yeah.
All the way to the front door.
>> She's so funny. She sounds like a little like >> I accidentally cut it.
>> Sometimes she sounds like a gargoyle.
Sometimes she sounds like a dinosaur.
Sometimes she sounds like she needs to be on one of those breathing machines at night, >> a sleep apnea machine. She's just like, >> she does low key.
>> I feel so bad for her. She just got the worst of genetics and was just treated the worst.
>> Sweet girl.
>> Okay, you asked first.
That's how I feel, too. Wait. Okay, you start asking >> who you are.
>> Who I am? Okay. cuz I just see you and I just want to tell you who you are. Oh my god. Okay. So, am I an animal?
>> Yes.
>> Am I an animal?
>> Yes.
>> Are we sisters?
>> Are we?
>> I don't know.
>> Am I Bubbles?
>> No.
From the Powerpuff Girls.
>> No. Bubbles the chimpanzeee. Michael Jackson's monkey.
>> Oh, Bubbles. No.
>> Am I Bubbles?
>> No. Am I back and forth?
>> Okay, I think I know who I am. You keep asking.
>> Okay. Um, am I um a primate?
>> No.
>> Am I a mammal?
>> Yeah.
>> Cool.
>> Yeah, totally.
>> Am I a mammal on land or in the ocean?
>> On land.
>> Am I an elephant?
>> No. But you lowkey you have like the density of an elephant.
>> I'm a rhino.
>> No, but like lowkey you've got the density of a rhino. I'm a hippopotamus.
>> No, you're like much smaller, but you've got the density.
>> I'm a French bulldog.
>> Yeah, >> I am.
>> Yes, >> I'm a French bulldog.
>> Yes, you are.
>> Oh my gosh. Am I the one that won uh best in show?
>> No.
>> Am I one of my French bulldogs?
>> Yeah.
>> Am I Blueberry Muffin?
>> Yes, you are.
>> You're Blueberry Muffin. I'm >> Blueberry Muffin. Am I May I just ask one question cuz I think I know it.
>> Am I Punch?
>> Yes.
>> Yes. Cuz I said, "Are we sisters?" I thought maybe I was coconut or honey bun. And you were like, "Okay, so monkey." You're like, "Monkey time."
>> Yeah.
>> Eyes are closed. Let's go.
>> There we go. Okay, we'll try that.
>> Okay. Yay.
>> Are you ready?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay, Olivia, you go first.
>> Am I a talented individual?
>> No. Oh, but you think you are?
>> I think I'm talented.
>> Am I a real person or a character? I'm a real person who thinks I'm talented.
>> You're a real person and you are a character.
>> Am I in the mainstream media?
>> Oh, yeah. You're in the >> mainream.
Okay. So, who's like a well-aclaimed actor, musician, comedian who's really bad at what they do?
>> Am I Joe Rogan?
No, but that's a great guess.
>> Thank you. Okay, so >> a great guess. They've met.
>> They've met.
>> And I think I'm really Am I uh a man?
>> Yes.
>> Okay. I'm an [ __ ] Props.
>> Oh, for sure.
>> Totally. Am I Alex Jones?
>> No, but great guess.
>> Okay, so Alex Jones, Joe Rogan.
Am I Dave Portoi?
>> No. Good guess.
>> Do I own a media empire?
>> You own a bunch of [ __ ] your own.
>> Am I Ben?
>> Am I Ben Shapiro?
>> No. But but but you're getting hotter.
>> Hotter. Am I Tucker Carlson?
>> Getting hotter.
>> Am I Am I Oh, am I Pierce Morgan?
>> Getting hotter.
>> Am I a host?
>> Lookswise. Looks wise, you're getting hotter with Piers.
>> Am I James Cordon?
Feel like that's kind of lowkey. Getting colder. Getting colder.
>> Okay. I'm an [ __ ] Right. James Cordon is a lot of things.
[ __ ] might be one of them, but he's not on my head.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Uh >> James Gordon is way more talented than you are.
>> And low key. Oh, I was like, ouch. I was like, are you talking to me?
>> No. No, not you.
>> You talking to me, bro?
>> No, not you. You know what I mean?
>> Uh, yes, I know what you mean. Have I tried to sing?
I don't even know.
>> Okay. Do I have toxic Do I display toxic masculinity?
>> Absolutely. 100%.
>> Am I Steven Crowder?
>> No. But keep going.
>> Keep going.
>> Think of toxic male.
>> Am I Andrew Tate?
>> Oh my gosh. Keep going. Keep think of >> Am I a streamer as well?
>> You are not a streamer, but you've collaborated with streamers and YouTubers.
You've jumped on their videos to promote yourself.
>> So, I'm not Sneo because he's a streamer. I'm not Clav because he's a streamer. Am I of more I'm would you say I'm more highbrow [ __ ] or like lowhanging fruit [ __ ] >> You're both.
>> You are both. You are >> low. Am I Russell Brand? You are grabbing all the love you can find and also your highbrow cuz you're old.
>> I'm old.
>> Oh yeah, you're old.
>> My Lindsey Graham.
>> No, but yeah, keep going. Do I host a regular like show?
Am I on a show regularly?
>> You used to.
>> You did have a TV show. I believe it was a reality show.
>> I'm not Donald Trump.
>> I'm Donald Trump.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh my god. The man. The Yeah. The king of the worst.
>> I just wanted to be like, you're orange.
>> You're [ __ ] >> You're 10 years old.
>> Okay. Gotcha.
>> You eat McDonald's every day.
>> Oh, ugly. Oh my god. I can't believe how much his eyes look like his lips.
>> You met your wife through Epstein.
>> No, seriously. And I'm lying about it.
He's so ugly. It's like ridiculous.
>> Oh, it's like terrible.
>> Okay. Ready?
>> Oh my gosh. Am I your friend?
>> I wish.
>> Am I your friend?
>> Oh, no.
>> Wait, your friend?
>> No.
>> Or your person's friend?
>> No. And no.
>> No. And no. Okay. Am I female?
>> No.
>> Am I male?
>> Yeah, but you're a bit metrosexual if we're being honest.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Okay. I'm an artist.
>> Some could argue. Do I do music?
>> Uh, for pleasure.
>> For pleasure.
>> Yeah.
>> Am I a writer?
>> No.
>> Am I a poet >> with your words? With >> my words.
>> Am I a host?
>> So could argue, but no.
>> But you're a leader of sorts in that way.
>> I'm a leader. I'm a voice. You're a host of some form of thing.
>> I host a podcast.
>> No.
>> Live streams.
>> No. None of that. You know what? Nyx the idea of host >> television.
>> No. No. Totally get rid of host. That's out of >> You're a leader, but you're not a host.
>> I'm a leader. I'm a cult leader.
M >> the Brim dude. The yoga dude. No, >> the Bickrim cult leader.
>> No, I don't even know about that guy.
>> The false prophet dude from from Utah.
>> No, >> but I just started watching that.
>> Oh, isn't it crazy?
>> Oh, it's wild.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Am I a serial killer? I've been watching all those killed a lot of people.
>> Shut up.
>> Yeah, I think you have killed a lot of people.
>> No way.
>> Yeah, we've watched it.
>> We've seen it.
>> We've seen it. We've seen it. I'm a murderer. You've killed some people when you needed to, I think. I think sometimes for pleasure. If you like if he wants to get silly with it.
>> Am I a human?
>> Yeah.
>> Ted Bundy.
>> No, but like murder isn't your thing. You just sometimes have done it.
>> Like trophy hunting.
>> What's that mean? Like when people hunt not out of necessity to feed their families, but like for fun.
>> Yeah. Like trophy hunter.
>> You're a trophy hunter.
>> You're a trophy hunter.
>> Gross. Okay.
>> You are.
>> Yeah. I'm not into >> No, but in a kind of heroic kind of way.
>> You're kind of revered for it.
>> People like me for hunting.
>> People like you for hunting. Like despite it all, >> I'm I'm the crocodile hunter. No, I'm the I'm the I'm the um >> guess hunter.
>> No, that's a good guess. But no, a different world. You're from a different world.
>> A different world?
>> Yeah.
>> And I'm a hunter >> of sorts.
>> I'm Boba Fett.
>> What's that?
>> Star Wars.
>> No, but you're closer.
>> He's a bounty hunter.
>> You're super close. Kind of.
>> But you're not from >> Yeah. Ain't that the truth. Thanks, Mike.
You are the closest you've ever been just now.
>> In space.
>> Not in space. Just like in terms of like vibe.
>> The bounty hunter vibe.
>> Bounty hunter Star Wars vibe, but like totally different.
>> Han Solo.
>> Somewhere else.
>> Um, >> different place.
>> Um, >> different time.
>> Okay. Different place, different time.
Oh my gosh. What's that dude's name from the cowboy?
>> No, but even closer. You're even closer.
>> Oh my gosh. Am I John Wayne?
>> Gayy.
>> What?
>> What?
>> No.
>> No.
>> No.
>> Who's John Wayne? Oh, the the western actor.
>> Am I from Westworld?
>> No. I don't know what we're talking about.
>> I was like, who?
>> It got so off. No, wait.
>> My outfit. Yeah.
Jeans.
>> No.
>> Am I wearing a spaceuit of some kind?
>> No.
>> Am I wearing something from the future or the past?
>> The past.
>> The past.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh, am I?
>> And you're metrosexual.
>> I'm fancy.
>> You're not fancy.
>> You a little bit like you've got the swag of fancy, but like you're dirty.
>> I'm dirty metro. You're dirty metrosexual.
>> This is really confusing.
>> Yeah, but like just think about it.
>> A dirty metro >> dress like from the past kind of.
>> Oh my gosh. Am I Neo?
>> No.
>> From the Matrix.
>> Even further back. Before the '90s.
>> Dirty Metro.
>> Yeah, but before the Before the '9s. And also even more like eccentric in his femininity.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah. Like super like John Wick.
>> No, not like John Wick. even more secure in his femininity to a point where like I would probably have a crush on him.
>> He veers into that.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Sometimes kills for fun.
>> No.
>> Yes.
>> But that's a good guess.
>> You would definitely be into a hot guy, but he's so cringe. But like Yeah, he's super hot. I >> I saw him. He was literally at the gas station right down the street. He goes to that one.
>> Oh my god. Really? I should just >> Oh my god, how cool.
>> He lives right around here.
>> Noted. Yeah, he literally shares a backyard. He bought Logan Paul's old house.
>> He shares a backyard with my old girlfriend.
>> You give similar vibes.
>> Yeah, >> you and Machine Gun Kelly give similar vibes.
>> There's There's a similar vibe only he's he has a ton of tatto.
>> And this guy's lowkey more metrosexual in a hallway.
>> More but like paints his nails.
>> Probably. I actually think he does.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Um Oh my gosh. What's that guy's name? He's a musician.
>> No.
>> All the ladies love him.
>> No. He sings for pleasure, not for job.
>> Not for a job. No. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
Um, >> you just like know one of his songs probably.
>> His theme song. You know his theme song.
>> He has a theme song.
>> Yeah, he does. Him and his all all of his little friends.
>> Him and his friends have a theme song.
>> Yeah, they do. They sing a song about themselves.
>> Wait, he's a human?
>> He's a human.
>> And they have a theme song.
>> And they have a theme song. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
>> No.
>> No.
>> They have a theme song that they sing like when they're like bored or like when they're like they just like won or like like like stole some stuff and maybe even killed but like for fun. And they're like metrosexual. He's metrosexual. Not everybody on Not everybody.
>> They sing when they've killed. They're werewolves.
>> No. They sing when they're bored. They sing when they're hanging out. They sing after they've won something.
>> They sing their sirens. A mermaid.
Merman.
>> You're getting literally close.
>> Merman.
>> No, but you're close. You're so close.
>> Zoolander. Mermaid. No. Go back.
>> Dad, I'm a merman.
>> Think about merman. Think about >> Think about singing when they do stuff.
Think about where they are.
>> Think about metrosexuality.
>> That's not right.
>> Think about metrosexuality. you. Some could say it's the every man's army.
>> Am I brunette?
>> Yeah.
>> Are my eyes brown?
>> Yeah. Dark brown.
>> Dark brown.
>> Yeah.
>> Am I casual?
>> Think about the merman.
>> I'm a merman. You're somewhat somehow close. Somehow that's like one of the closest things you've said.
>> [ __ ] >> Think about metrosexuality. Think about mermen. Think about singing when they're bored.
>> Think about uh think about dark eyes.
Think about dressing from the past and mermen and singing when they're bored >> and metrosexuality.
>> Are they stuck on a boat? Am I a pirate?
>> Yes. You're That's literally That's your whole thing.
>> I am a pirate.
>> That's your thing, girl.
>> I'm doing it. Do I enjoy drinking?
>> Yeah, totally.
>> Yeah. Okay. I'm a pirate. I like drinking. I like to sing a little.
>> You're metrosexual as [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] >> Do I wear eyeliner?
>> Yeah.
>> Am I Johnny Depp?
>> Yeah.
>> No.
>> What do you mean?
>> Are you Johnny Depp?
>> Yeah.
>> No. She's getting you on a technicality hero.
>> You're not Johnny Depp.
>> This is [ __ ] up. This is a [ __ ] up.
>> Your name is not Johnny Depp.
>> Oh, my name's Johnny Depp.
>> No.
>> Oh, my name is Johnny Depp. I'm I'm I'm Captain Sparrow.
>> I'm I'm I'm >> You got it. You got it. That was amazing. Good work.
We did it.
>> That was good.
>> A [ __ ] pirate.
>> Yeah.
>> I would He would totally be my boyfriend.
>> This is your type. Yeah, him and Loki Orlando Bloom in the first movie.
>> Oh my gosh, my neighbor. The first movie he directed was with Orlando.
>> Whoa.
>> We should have gone to his party together. He's so sweet.
>> When was that?
>> A month ago. He moved >> a month ago.
>> Yeah, they're renting out their house though. I know. I Dang it. Okay. Um, so Orlando, if you're out there, >> he's a cutie patootie. I mean, he's kind of old low key at this point, but he was >> makes him sexier, though.
>> Yeah, >> honestly, the older the better.
>> Maybe.
>> We'll let you know next week.
>> Yeah, that does it for this episode.
Thanks for hanging out, you guys. I am getting a little uh >> It's hot. I'm getting a little rosy in the cheeks. So, yeah, let's hang out again next week. Bye, you guys. Bye.
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