He held the missile launcher backward. And he wanted to go fight in Iraq?

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[00:00:00]Iraq. It's a land of miracles.

[00:00:03]>> Sarge, you're alive.

[00:00:04]>> Shut up, numbum nuts. Surprised to see me, maggots. Can >> we sort this out later, Sarge? Little bit of a situation on our hands.

[00:00:09]>> You bet your ass we got a situation. You [ __ ] are awol.

[00:00:14]>> I was just telling these armed men, the rest of our highly trained firepower at the assund first airborne was coming up right behind you.

[00:00:21]>> Are you nuts? We're not even in Iraq.

[00:00:23]This [ __ ] all over the country is Mexico.

[00:00:24]>> Hey, you're not exactly a box of chocolates, huh, sweetheart? Mind your own business, Pedro.

[00:00:30]>> Actually, Seenor, this is my business.

[00:00:35]>> Put your HANDS IN THE AIR NOW. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY.

[00:00:40]>> WHAT THE HELL is that?

[00:00:41]>> The Mark 153 shoulder launch multi-purpose assault weapon. Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff. Hey, Sergeant, you still got your testicles?

[00:00:50]>> Ever. Ever. Hand that thing over.

[00:00:51]>> No, I can do it.

[00:00:52]>> I'm a trained law enforcement. You're going to HURT SOMEBODY.

[00:00:54]>> WATCH AND LEARN.