Activate the 💀 Switch! Commander feat. @EDHijinks | Amazu v. Tetsuko v. Galea v. Znderplt & Okaun

Added: 2026-05-29

[00:00:00]Oh, put bone sabers on her.

[00:00:02]>> Oo, what is bone sabers?

[00:00:03]>> Uh, whenever equipped creature attacks, put four plus one plus1 counters on it.

[00:00:06]>> What?

[00:00:07]>> Very chill. Very chill. Very normal stuff. Very cool.

[00:00:11]>> Do they let you into the army if you have bone sabers?

[00:00:16]>> Bugs and horrors.

[00:00:18]>> Bugs and horrors. This has been Beetlejuice.

[00:00:31]Hi friends and welcome to another episode of Commander Arcade. We are once again recording in beautiful Victoria, Canada. This time with our friends from Elder Dragon Hy [ __ ] >> Yay. We have Alien Olivia with us today which is very, very exciting.

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[00:01:49]All right, Maria, let's talk about what we're playing today.

[00:01:53]>> Yes, absolutely.

[00:01:54]>> I am playing Azu Swarms Hunger. Why have a handful of cards when you can have a graveyard full of cards that you're also casting? That's what I'm doing today. I want to put things in the graveyard and then I want to put those graveyard things back in my hand or onto the battlefield. And I've got not one but two commanders today because I am playing my favorite little coin flippy boys. Zindersplit Eye of Wisdom and Oaken Eye of Chaos. Basically, I just want to flip coins. I get rewarded for flipping coins. I just want to flip coins and leave everything to chance.

[00:02:27]What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip?

[00:02:30]That's a reference to No Country for Old Men. It's current reference.

[00:02:37]Go ahead. Hi, I'm Olivia. I'm playing Gallia once everybody's finished throwing their mics around.

[00:02:42]>> There it is.

[00:02:43]>> I'm playing Gallia, Kindler of Hope. Uh, yeah. I'm going to look at the top card of my library and attach things to a large elf woman.

[00:02:51]>> Yeah, nice. And hello. Hi, I'm Ali and I'm playing Tatsuka Umeizawa. I call this deck a name which I will not repeat on here because it's family friendly, but they're all unblockable blue things.

[00:03:01]And I'm also going to try and put things onto them to make them a little bit more uh ouchy when it comes to punching people.

[00:03:08]Yeah.

[00:03:09]>> Excellent. Well, I won the die roll.

[00:03:11]>> Wow.

[00:03:12]>> So, uh I'm going to go first if that's okay with you.

[00:03:14]>> That means you win the coin flip then, right?

[00:03:16]>> I did win the coin flip before the game even started.

[00:03:20]>> That's kind of a fair.

[00:03:21]>> Woohoo.

[00:03:23]That's true.

[00:03:24]>> Uh I'll play an island for turn and pass.

[00:03:27]>> I will probably do the same thing as you. I sure will. I'll pass. Oh, excellent.

[00:03:31]>> Oh, I thought you said excelon there for a second.

[00:03:34]>> Forest hierarch.

[00:03:36]>> Oh. Oh, hello.

[00:03:37]>> All right, I will draw. And uh I'm going to play this tapped Haunted Meer. Go ahead.

[00:03:44]>> All right, draw over here. Uh I'll play uh Sulphur Falls is going to come and play untapped, which is pretty nice because I'm going to use it to cast Goblin Kaboomist.

[00:03:54]>> Oh yeah. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a colorless artifact named Landmine onto the battlefield with red sacrifices artifact. It deals two damage to target attacking creature without flying. Then flip a coin. If you lose a flip, goblin kaboomist kaboom himself.

[00:04:08]>> Oh, >> text of the card says he kaboom himself.

[00:04:12]>> That's what it says. That's what it says. Uh, that's all I'm going to do. Go ahead.

[00:04:16]>> All righty. Why not?

[00:04:17]>> Megan, will you make me a landmine for next turn? Absolutely. Okay. Thank you.

[00:04:21]>> I will play another island and I'm going to get my commander out right away.

[00:04:26]Maria.

[00:04:27]>> Wow. Alie, I wonder why I wonder why you so pointedly told Maria that you were putting your commander into >> I don't know when these videos turn events. what order but on on their show I may or may not have not let alley cast man >> sort of animation. Go ahead Megan.

[00:04:43]>> All right. So >> uh untap >> draw. I am going to play this forest and then I will tap two for Euan imperfect naturalist. This is a one three elf druid. When Yuan enters, mill four cards, then you may put a creature or land card from among the mil cards on top of your library. One, two, three, four.

[00:05:12]Oh, interesting. Okay, I will put uh vanil back on top of my library.

[00:05:17]>> Um, he also has two and then three hybrid green black tap. Discard a land card. Create a one- one black and green worm creature token for each land card in your graveyard. Uhoh.

[00:05:26]>> Which is currently two. All right.

[00:05:29]Maria, it's your turn. And here is your landmine token. Um, it's just some It's just a hill being sad because I think I have an ethical dilemma about drawing a landmine. You could just draw poop.

[00:05:40]>> It's pretty. Oh, yeah. That's true.

[00:05:42]Yeah. Here, I'll add it.

[00:05:44]>> But Maria, you have a coin a coin flip to make.

[00:05:47]>> I sure do. In my upkeep, I'm going to flip this coin. My coin for today is going to be this Desert Bus for Hope 2024 coin. On the back, it says one balloon with a train. Uh, so here we go.

[00:05:59]It's very It's very heavy. Oh, it desert Buzz's heads.

[00:06:02]>> Okay, >> so here we go. Hopefully nobody gets hurt in the flipping of this coin.

[00:06:07]>> All right, it is tail.

[00:06:10]>> He kaboom himself.

[00:06:11]>> That was fast.

[00:06:13]>> He's so dead already.

[00:06:15]>> Sorry, buddy.

[00:06:16]>> So sad.

[00:06:18]>> Maria, you have a pretty bad record with goblin.

[00:06:20]>> I know. I just killed him instantly with this deck. I don't get it. Ah, well, I'm going to draw it. Hopefully drown my sorrows. Oh, I'll play relic query tower that says I have no maximum hand size.

[00:06:31]>> There you go.

[00:06:32]>> Tap three and I'm going to play a card which I think would be pretty annoying, but it's pretty beautiful. So, here we go. Propaganda creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays two for each creature they control. That's attacking you. Cause me psychic damage.

[00:06:45]>> That is annoying.

[00:06:46]>> Shields annoying.

[00:06:47]>> Go.

[00:06:50]Okay, I think I'll play a Castle Ventress. Enters the battlefield tent.

[00:06:57]And this a control island. So I do. It enters.

[00:07:00]Uh well, I don't want to pay to attack you. So you're the next scariest person.

[00:07:06]So I'm going attack you for one.

[00:07:07]>> I take one.

[00:07:08]>> You cannot block me.

[00:07:09]>> Yep. And it's a tatsuko damage. So >> damage.

[00:07:13]>> Let's see. I feel like, you know, you're just you're straight up islands.

[00:07:17]>> Blue double >> one. I don't know if >> one commander damage.

[00:07:20]>> Yeah.

[00:07:22]>> 21 turns later.

[00:07:24]>> Let's play.

[00:07:28]>> True name, Nemesis. Oh, >> I choose Marius.

[00:07:32]>> Wow.

[00:07:35]>> The player enters the battlefield.

[00:07:36]Choose a player uh has protection from that player. You cannot do anything to that.

[00:07:42]>> Don't you even look at that true name.

[00:07:44]Nemesis. Look away. Look away.

[00:07:49]Unreal.

[00:07:51]I will win sweat.

[00:07:56]No. No. We're going to get there.

[00:08:01]>> I don't know what that is.

[00:08:02]>> I >> apparently you are immune to losing luck.

[00:08:06]>> You're You're a ghostish.

[00:08:11]Um, let's see. I will grab a planes.

[00:08:16]Beautiful.

[00:08:19]Um, I will use the three lands and the hierarcher.

[00:08:28]Gallia says she allows me to look at the top card of my library at any time. And I can play or an equipment from the top of the library. If an equipment's played that way, it autoattaches to a creature I control.

[00:08:42]>> Wow, Maria, did you hear that?

[00:08:44]>> A 44 with vigilance. very jealous right now.

[00:08:49]Uh I'm going to play this shifting woodland. It comes into play untapped cuz I have a forest. It does have delirium to green green. It becomes a copy of target permanent card in my graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in my graveyard. And then I'm going to tap three to play Crawling Sensation. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill two cards.

[00:09:10]Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere for the first time each turn, create a one- one green insect creature token. And then I am going to I mean, what else is this one three doing? Uh, Maria, I'll attack you for one.

[00:09:23]>> You're going to pay two for that.

[00:09:24]>> Oh god.

[00:09:26]>> Yeah.

[00:09:26]>> Do you pay the two?

[00:09:28]>> I guess I'm attacking nobody. Go ahead.

[00:09:32]>> Wow. Saving myself one damage. I feel like a genius.

[00:09:38]Okay. What are we doing? We're going to play um a wandering fumemer roll, which is going to come into play tapped. And then you know what? Why don't Why not risk it if you're you can't get the biscuit if you don't risk it?

[00:09:51]>> So, what's this set?

[00:09:52]>> Let's play squeeze revenge. Choose a number. Flip a coin that many times until you lose a flip, whichever comes first. If you win all the flips, draw two cards for each flip.

[00:10:01]>> And if you lose, you >> get nothing.

[00:10:04]>> You get nothing.

[00:10:04]>> I paid three mana for nothing.

[00:10:06]>> Okay. How many times do you think you're going to win that flip?

[00:10:09]>> I know. I >> know. I I kind of just want to say two, but I if I win only one, then I still get to draw two. So, >> I think I'm just going to choose a number ones.

[00:10:22]>> You got it.

[00:10:23]>> If I win, but >> flip that coin.

[00:10:25]>> All right, coin. You really did me dirty last time.

[00:10:28]>> Here we go. Oh, god. Oh, god.

[00:10:31]>> You didn't call it.

[00:10:32]>> Oh, heads is win. Heads is win. Oh, heads is win. I THINK IF YOU DON'T I DO THINK IF you don't call it heads is always win.

[00:10:40]>> Heads is win. 2024.

[00:10:46]>> Oh my god. Okay, I'm done. Go ahead.

[00:10:51]>> I will play Rogu's Passage Umizawa's D. And I'm going to equip it to my friendly Tetssuka Umazawa. She own true name.

[00:11:05]Huh?

[00:11:06]>> Yeah.

[00:11:07]>> I can't I still have to pay for it.

[00:11:10]>> Next turn I'll get it. Don't worry.

[00:11:11]>> Oh, really?

[00:11:12]>> Uh, yes. So, you know, ideally the Umizawas keep their G in the family.

[00:11:18]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:11:18]>> Yeah, >> that's I like that flavor win.

[00:11:21]>> Yeah. And I'm going to I'd love to swing to you, but I'll come at you next turn.

[00:11:26]Sorry, Megan. Uh, in for four.

[00:11:29]>> Yep.

[00:11:30]>> Bunk.

[00:11:30]>> Well, I could block your 3-1. cannot block my 3-1 because it >> Oh, that's right. Well, one, two, three, four.

[00:11:37]>> All right. Power one. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on it. So, I will do that.

[00:11:43]>> Nice.

[00:11:44]>> And then I if it has power or toughness.

[00:11:46]>> Yes. Power toughness one.

[00:11:48]>> Oh, >> yeah. And this is also commander for you.

[00:11:51]>> One more.

[00:11:53]>> Yeah. And then I can remove the charge counter from it to give it plus two plus two to end of turn. Give a creature minus one minus one or gain two life.

[00:12:01]That is my turn. All right, I'm coming for you next turn.

[00:12:06]>> I believe you, unfortunately.

[00:12:09]>> So, this landmine just sticks around.

[00:12:11]>> Yeah, I can pay a single red and sacket to do two to some attacking creature without flying.

[00:12:17]>> Oh, >> Sun Piddle Grove.

[00:12:19]I forget she's a 44.

[00:12:22]Oh lord lady going to pay three to play of wealth and power auto attach to Gallia pro instant sorceries when I deal combat damage to when it deals combat damage to a player create a treasure token when I next cast an instant or sorcery spell copy it >> yako I will then pay two more to attach sword of the enemus maybe I won't >> I feel like maybe >> important I'm going to send Who's six at Maria? Okay.

[00:12:56]>> Yep. I'll take it.

[00:12:58]>> Commander >> commander damage. Yep. Uh I'll give you the sword. I feel like that's what you're doing.

[00:13:04]>> Oh, a treasure.

[00:13:05]>> Yes.

[00:13:06]>> Alie, will you um will you draw a treasure?

[00:13:08]>> Go ahead, Megan.

[00:13:09]>> All right. I untap. All right. At the beginning of my upkeep, I will mill two cards. One >> worth attacking, right?

[00:13:16]>> Two. Yes, absolutely. I agree. Um, one of them was a land. So, will you please make me a green insect? A black and green insect.

[00:13:25]>> Here we go. Many options.

[00:13:28]>> Uh, now I'm going to >> It looks like a dead mimic. Sorry. Okay.

[00:13:32]>> Draw for D.

[00:13:34]>> Did you helpfully put treasure on it?

[00:13:35]>> Uh, sure.

[00:13:36]>> I will play this forest. And then uh I am going to tap four for defiled crypt.

[00:13:44]Uh, whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a two two black horror enchantment creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

[00:13:53]And the other door is still locked. I'm going to continue to not attack cuz I can't attack Maria and everyone else be having the blockers.

[00:14:04]>> I don't. Oh, wait. You don't. You're right. Okay. I hit you for one.

[00:14:10]>> Uh, Maria, go ahead.

[00:14:11]>> Accept your damage into my heart.

[00:14:14]Okay, I shall untap and draw here. Um, I'll play my Temple of the False God.

[00:14:20]Taps for two since I control five or more lands. I'm going to overspend here.

[00:14:26]Uh, because I want to play my commander.

[00:14:28]We want to play Zinder Flip. Eye of Wisdom. One four. At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.

[00:14:39]>> You You don't have to tap that. Like, you can just tap five mana. But she wanted to overpay.

[00:14:44]>> I I really wanted to overpay.

[00:14:46]>> No spell pierces.

[00:14:49]>> Actually, that is relevant for the land mine to be up, I suppose.

[00:14:52]>> Um, so I'll move to the beginning of my combat. Uh, I get to flip a coin. Thanks so much, Zinder Split. A desert bus.

[00:14:58]Heads >> is heads is win. Heads is win. Tails is lose. Okay.

[00:15:03]>> No, that did not count.

[00:15:04]>> That did not flip very count. I'm going to flip that one.

[00:15:08]>> There we go.

[00:15:08]>> There. That was a flip.

[00:15:10]>> Okay. You won. You keep doing it until you lose.

[00:15:13]>> Yeah.

[00:15:13]>> Oh, until going to be >> right now.

[00:15:16]>> Okay.

[00:15:16]>> Okay. You draw one card.

[00:15:17]>> I draw one. Fine. Great. I'll draw one.

[00:15:20]Um and I'll pass.

[00:15:21]>> All right.

[00:15:22]>> I like your temple, the false god. I think I'll have one, too.

[00:15:25]>> Oh, very nice.

[00:15:26]>> Yeah. All right. Let's just attack my guys, huh? Untap my guys. Okay. Uh I will move to combat. I'm going to send Trinosis at Maria. Pay two for it to attack you.

[00:15:40]>> Okay. And I will send Tatsuko at Olivia this time. Boink boink boink. Just one for my command. All right. So, let's go four counters on it now.

[00:15:51]And >> oh my god, thank you for this incredible piece of art.

[00:15:55]>> That is beautiful. That's a very good bug. Um, >> he's amazing. I love I love them.

[00:16:03]>> Wow. What's his name?

[00:16:05]>> Wow. Would you like to name him or do you like me to?

[00:16:08]>> Go for it. cuz you're Herald. Herold.

[00:16:11]Herald humdinger affected by Paw Patrol. Key to the vault. Whenever a cook creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of my library and I can exile a nonline card from among them. Put the rest to the bottom and then cast that without paying its mana cost. So that is my turn.

[00:16:30]Couldn't put it on as well cuz I had to prep your stupid propaganda.

[00:16:35]>> Rumble. Rumble.

[00:16:35]>> And how do you feel about that alien?

[00:16:36]Cuz I can't tell. You don't have to attack me, >> but it has your name on it.

[00:16:43]>> I guess it does literally and figuratively.

[00:16:49]>> Cigar is >> Oh, no. Uh, equipment and aas is that they had flash and if I pay play in equipment, I can attach it automagically.

[00:17:00]>> Gosh, she's going to be holding a lot of swords. I feel like >> that's what I said.

[00:17:04]>> You're going to get to see the halo.

[00:17:08]I'll just attack everyone equally. Um, I will put I'll just tap everything. I'm going to put sort of animist on Galia and then I will put bone sabers on her.

[00:17:25]>> Oo, what is bone sabers?

[00:17:26]>> Uh, whenever equipped creature attacks, put four plus one plus1 counters on it.

[00:17:29]>> What? Very chill. Very chill. Very normal stuff. Very cool. Do they let you into the army if you have bone sabers?

[00:17:40]>> Two answers.

[00:17:41]>> They are encouraged.

[00:17:42]>> Uh, so is 371 on Galia right now.

[00:17:49]>> All righty.

[00:17:51]Uh, it's your turn. Megan's next.

[00:17:53]>> Okay.

[00:17:54]>> All right. So, on attack, uh, I'm going to go get a basic. I will get a treasure and she'll get 411 counters.

[00:18:00]>> Does she have evasion of any sort?

[00:18:01]>> Nope. I'm going to flash in Malcolm then and eat that damage cuz I don't feel like taking 11. I just the basic tbh.

[00:18:10]Uh, and a treasure comes back.

[00:18:13]>> Does she have and then if I get an instant or no? Yes, she does. Yeah. Wow.

[00:18:21]Wow. Girl, you're rude, man.

[00:18:23]>> I'm uh going to be building a deck after this. I think that's what I think.

[00:18:28]>> Go get the planes shuffle and pass. All right, I will um >> Oh, you have exalted as well. So, we've taken one extra damage.

[00:18:34]>> Oh, sure.

[00:18:34]>> Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Give one more.

[00:18:38]>> Yeah, sorry about that.

[00:18:39]>> All right, untap. Uh, I will mill two thanks to crawling sensation.

[00:18:43]>> Took 11 ones for the team in >> I get another bug.

[00:18:47]>> Now, two bug.

[00:18:49]>> Two bug, two furious.

[00:18:50]>> Two bug. I will draw for turn.

[00:18:53]>> Wow.

[00:18:54]>> Imagine the Fast and the Furious movies made with bugs.

[00:18:57]Wouldn't that be so cute? I would watch that.

[00:19:02]>> Yes. Uh, all right. I am going to pay four for Veneil Cheerful the sea. This is a three two legendary human cleric.

[00:19:10]When Vanil enters mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. And at the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanil and a creature named Fang, you may pay three black green. If you do, exile them, then mel them into Ragnarok.

[00:19:24]>> They come back as friends.

[00:19:25]>> All right, I'm going to mill two. One, two, and then I'm going to return a permanent >> a shield.

[00:19:32]>> Oh, yeah. This is a shield.

[00:19:34]>> Wow. Is a >> I do also kind of want this dictate arrow boss. So, that is the permanent that I'm going to return to my hand.

[00:19:43]>> Yikes.

[00:19:44]>> Um, and because a card left my graveyard, I'm going to make a two two black horror enchantment creature.

[00:19:50]>> If you please make me I would >> a a spooky lad.

[00:19:53]>> I would, as we say, please. Yes.

[00:19:57]Uh, Maria, go ahead.

[00:20:00]>> All right. Well, here we go again on our own draw.

[00:20:08]Um, what am I going to do? I'm going to play a mountain as my land for turn. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven mana.

[00:20:16]Um, okay. Well, in that case, I'm going to spend five of said mana. One, two, three, four, five. To play Oak and Eye of Chaos. The children are together.

[00:20:29]Three, three. At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin till you lose a flip. Same text as Zinder split.

[00:20:33]Whenever a player wins a coin, flip, double Oak's power and toughness until end of turn.

[00:20:38]>> Oh boy.

[00:20:39]>> So, he can become Lord.

[00:20:41]>> Uhhuh.

[00:20:41]>> That is one of his abilities to be a large lad. Then I'm going to spend two more mana to play a Mind Stone.

[00:20:49]And that is all I am going to do before, but I need to do my move to combat to flip some coins. All right, here we go.

[00:21:00]>> All right, that's one.

[00:21:02]>> Okay.

[00:21:04]>> All right. Two. Okay.

[00:21:07]Jeez Louise, it's heavy.

[00:21:08]>> Uhhuh.

[00:21:09]>> I'm too weak for this.

[00:21:12]>> Okay. So, you draw. Oh, wait. But now you have to do this one. So, he's he's whatever. He's huge right now.

[00:21:18]>> Yeah.

[00:21:18]>> Lose.

[00:21:19]>> Oh, you lose immediately. But you do draw two cards.

[00:21:21]>> Draw two cards. Okay. Draw two and pass.

[00:21:24]>> Okay.

[00:21:27]>> The horror.

[00:21:28]>> Wow. He looks like that one character from, you know, Charlie Brown who's always in a dust cloud.

[00:21:34]>> I did not think that of all the things you were going to drop, Charlie Brown was what came out of your mouth.

[00:21:40]>> That was a thing you said.

[00:21:42]>> That got that came out of left field for me.

[00:21:44]>> All righty. I played a relicary tower, which is fun. I am now going to equip the key to the vault upon my little friend here, Trina Nemesis. Um, I'm going to swing at Olivia with Trina Nemesis unblockable and Tatsuko at Yeah, why not? Tatsuk, I think.

[00:22:08]>> Well, yep. I take one from Tetsuko and I go up to three Tsuko commander damage.

[00:22:13]>> I'm going to get you. Just wait. Just you wait. All right. Uh so whenever this deals combat damage, look at that many cards from top of the library. So three, one, two, three, and I can cast something without paying a spam cost. Oh. Oh, that's beautiful actually. Hell yeah.

[00:22:30]Forensic search. I'll pay that for free.

[00:22:33]And then I get to untap three lands.

[00:22:34]Isn't that fun?

[00:22:35]>> Wow.

[00:22:36]>> Yeah, I guess so.

[00:22:37]>> # combos.

[00:22:38]>> Yeah, look at me go. All right, so I'll play that for play that for free. untap these three lands which were tapped. I haven't got any other instance be bollocks. Do I? Nope. Okay. Uh draw uh invisible stalker and hydroelectric specimen. Get it discarded and then I shall for my next trick do this. I will pay four for thup spy network at the beginning of my upkeep. Uh if you control an artifact. Okay, good. I do. I do. And uh I will make thopters. And then whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card. I don't have that many artifact creatures, but I'll be making some, so fine. And okay, well, with that in mind, then I'm just going to do this now.

[00:23:25]I will play Ingenious Prodigy for Exus 2. It has Skull, can't be blocked by creatures with greater power, and enters with two counters on it. And I can remove a counter to draw a card at my upkeep. Okay, draw that and then I get to look at this.

[00:23:41]You got to be kidding me.

[00:23:51]>> I will need a thumpter dimension. Five is Naz Ghoul Battle Mace. Equipped creature has menace death touch Annihilator one.

[00:24:00]And whenever an opponent sacrifices an on token permanent, put that card onto the battlefield under your control unless that player pays three life. What the?

[00:24:07]>> All right.

[00:24:08]>> Okay.

[00:24:10]>> You don't like it, Bob.

[00:24:11]>> I'd like to look at the top of my library.

[00:24:15]>> I will pay two and cast and equip key to the vault on Cupcat.

[00:24:24]>> It's your turn.

[00:24:25]>> Okay.

[00:24:26]>> Gi is coming at you.

[00:24:27]>> Oh. Oh, right.

[00:24:28]>> You said I was going around the table.

[00:24:30]>> But you said it's your turn as if you're passing. So >> Oh, it's your turn.

[00:24:32]>> Yeah. No, I did. Um I block two bug.

[00:24:35]Great.

[00:24:36]>> Goodbye. Goodbye, beautiful friend.

[00:24:38]>> Too bugged down.

[00:24:39]>> Two bug down.

[00:24:41]>> Keeping you all honest. Um, I'll get a basic land. I'll get a treasure.

[00:24:48]>> Oh, you have annihilator one as well.

[00:24:50]>> Oh, so you got to blow someone up.

[00:24:52]>> Yep. Wow. What a time. Goodbye horror.

[00:24:57]Barely knew ye.

[00:24:58]>> I just drew ye.

[00:25:02]>> I just drew ye. E.

[00:25:05]>> All right, I'll grab a basic, put it on the battlefield tapped, and the turn is yours.

[00:25:09]>> All right, untap.

[00:25:13]How do we stop the horrors?

[00:25:16]>> I'm only I'm >> keeping it fresh.

[00:25:21]Everybody Everybody gets a turn. I'm not targeting. This is how it is.

[00:25:25]>> Maria's next. She's going to be bigger and worse than going too. Okay.

[00:25:29]>> Only going to be one hit kill.

[00:25:31]>> Oh boy.

[00:25:32]>> All right.

[00:25:33]in my graveyard.

[00:25:34]>> I don't think I have anything in my hand that's going to get her there.

[00:25:36]>> Oh, wait. At the beginning of my I forgot my crawling sensation.

[00:25:39]>> She's not at 17. Oh, did you sacrifice anything?

[00:25:43]>> Was a token.

[00:25:44]>> Oh, it was the token. Yeah.

[00:25:45]>> Oh, yeah. I sacrificed >> it was tokens.

[00:25:47]>> Oh, the token.

[00:25:48]>> Doesn't matter. Yeah.

[00:25:49]>> Um, here. Bug >> doesn't do it.

[00:25:51]>> More bug.

[00:25:52]>> More bug. More thing.

[00:25:53]>> Mug. Bug here again. Um, hey guys. Bug here again.

[00:25:59]>> I'm starring in the next Fast and the Fears movie. It's your boy >> Bug.

[00:26:03]>> Bug.

[00:26:04]>> Let's grab an Forest. Okay. All right.

[00:26:09]Uh I am going to pay three for this evolution witness. This is a 2-1 elf shaman mutant. It has one in a green adapt which puts two plus one plus one counters on it. Whenever one or more plus one plus one counters are put on evolution witness, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Guess what friends do? I am going to put two plus one plus1 counters on evolution witness and uh I'm going to get this shielder back into my hand and I make a horror thanks to the crypt.

[00:26:38]>> The horror is back.

[00:26:39]>> The horror is back and then I'm going to pay black to unlock this cadaavver lab.

[00:26:44]When you unlock this door, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

[00:26:48]>> Um I will return this tomod the desecrator to my hand. Uh and that gives me a second horror. Oh, these horrors.

[00:26:58]>> The horror. the horrors.

[00:27:00]>> You were just paid $1 million for saying that line.

[00:27:04]>> Um and then I will go ahead and um Ali, I'll attack you for three.

[00:27:11]>> Okay. That's not your commander, right?

[00:27:13]>> No. Um and that's that. Maria, go ahead.

[00:27:18]All right. The coin flippy boys are both on the battlefield at the beginning of my turn, which is very fun. Um >> boys back in town. I guess I'll play the this mis village which will come in untapped. I have access to a lot of mana. Four, excuse me. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 nine.

[00:27:37]>> Nice.

[00:27:38]>> Jeez Louise.

[00:27:40]Um H. Okay. Well, this is Oh, there's a card that I have in my hand that is like >> makes you feel a lot of feels.

[00:27:49]>> Yeah.

[00:27:54]Oh, I don't know what it is.

[00:27:57]>> Okay. Well, okay. What am I going to >> I'm worried >> before we go to combat or anything like that. Main phase one.

[00:28:05]>> We've been there.

[00:28:06]>> We done been in main phase one.

[00:28:09]>> Girl, girl, you've been in main phase one.

[00:28:14]>> I'll pay for Sakushima the impostor.

[00:28:19]>> What does Sakushima end up being? So, she gets to impersonate a card that's in play right now, but it's still her name, just critically. So, uh, really, I think she wants to be another copy of Oaken.

[00:28:31]>> She would still be Does she get around legend rule?

[00:28:34]>> Yep. Yes, because it's >> Oh, yeah. That's right.

[00:28:37]>> Except her name is.

[00:28:38]>> Yeah. So, she she's going to copy Oaken, I think.

[00:28:41]>> All right.

[00:28:41]>> Oaken.

[00:28:42]>> Oaken.

[00:28:44]And because that seems fun. And then this card is very is pure. No, I tapped wrong for doing pure chaos. Hold on. Do you mind if I tap slightly differently?

[00:28:54]Okay, >> if you can do it, make sure you do it right. Tap like an adult, as Josh would say.

[00:28:58]>> These four mana for this very silly card, Impulsive Maneuvers. Enchantment.

[00:29:04]Whenever a creature attacks, flip a coin. If you win the flip, the next time that creature would deal combat damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead. If you lose the flip, the next time that creature would deal combat damage, prevent that damage.

[00:29:16]>> Oh, okay.

[00:29:16]>> All right.

[00:29:17]>> So much. We're really uh putting all of our eggs in the coin flip basket here.

[00:29:21]>> Yes. Yes, you are.

[00:29:23]>> So, >> you need his harmless offering for people like me to get stuck with that.

[00:29:27]>> Yeah.

[00:29:30]>> I just, you know, I really might have hosed myself by playing, but it's too fun. It's too fun. So, now we're going to move to the beginning of combat.

[00:29:36]We're going to start flipping for Zinder split. Clear the space. One win. Okay.

[00:29:43]>> Two.

[00:29:44]>> Two in >> lose. Okay.

[00:29:47]>> Okay. So, we've got two doublings on oak in there.

[00:29:51]>> Oops. Off the table.

[00:29:54]>> One >> or three total and then lose.

[00:29:57]>> Okay. Uh it does it again cuz of this.

[00:29:59]>> Oh, yep.

[00:30:01]>> Lots of flippings.

[00:30:02]>> One.

[00:30:03]>> One.

[00:30:04]>> Four.

[00:30:06]Five.

[00:30:09]>> Lose.

[00:30:09]>> Okay. All right. And now one more for this. Oh, wait. Whenever a creature attacks, there's only five right now.

[00:30:14]>> So, this guy is pretty large.

[00:30:17]So double >> doubled five times. Double three five times.

[00:30:20]>> Six >> 12 >> 12 >> 24 >> 48 >> more than that.

[00:30:27]>> 96 >> 96.

[00:30:29]>> He's a 96 96.

[00:30:30]>> He's a 96 96. And you draw five cards.

[00:30:33]>> Holy moly. But then what's that one?

[00:30:36]>> This is also a 96 96.

[00:30:37]>> Same. But summoning sick.

[00:30:39]>> She's sick.

[00:30:41]>> Cuz it's just whenever you flip a card.

[00:30:45]>> Okay. Okay. So, it could get bigger if you went off maneuver.

[00:30:48]>> It could. It could. Or I It could just be nothing.

[00:30:51]>> Does it have trample?

[00:30:52]>> No. No.

[00:30:53]>> No.

[00:30:55]It does not have trample.

[00:30:57]>> Draw five. Okay.

[00:30:59]>> Oh, Lord.

[00:31:00]>> And now we'll move to combat. So, now we're going to flip for impulsive maneuver. Oh, wait. It's got attack. So, we're going to attack for 96.

[00:31:08]>> I can't.

[00:31:09]>> I can't do it to Aly, though, because >> she can.

[00:31:13]>> Absolutely. Yeah, she cast her commander, which was the front.

[00:31:16]>> That was That was all that needed to happen. All right, come at me, bro.

[00:31:19]>> Oh my god.

[00:31:21]>> You're like living just like in a polite circle.

[00:31:23]>> Was a genius produce just like for >> Yeah, I'm all about the polite circle.

[00:31:27]>> Oh my god.

[00:31:30]>> No evasion. Okay, attack. I'm going to actually I'm attacking Olivia because I know I'm getting attacked by the giant thing next to her.

[00:31:39]>> She's She's ruining the point.

[00:31:41]>> Does he It just doubles his power, right? So his toughness is still >> your first strike.

[00:31:47]>> No, it's it's power and toughness.

[00:31:49]>> Power and toughness.

[00:31:50]>> But it might it might do it might do nothing. All right. So here we go. Here we go. And we'll know before blockers, right?

[00:31:55]>> Okay.

[00:31:56]>> So it's it's doubled >> double 96.

[00:31:59]>> So 196.

[00:32:01]>> No. What?

[00:32:02]>> 192.

[00:32:04]>> 192.

[00:32:05]>> 192.

[00:32:06]>> 192.

[00:32:08]>> That's going at Olivia.

[00:32:10]>> Oh yeah.

[00:32:11]Uh, equipped creature has death touch.

[00:32:14]>> Okay, >> so it's going to be dead.

[00:32:15]>> All right, >> let's see. Let me have an answer.

[00:32:19]>> Oh boy.

[00:32:23]>> This deck is so ridiculous. I love it so much.

[00:32:27]>> Okay, I will block and it will die.

[00:32:29]>> Okay. Yeah.

[00:32:30]>> Okay. Do you know what? I am as an observer am fine with this outcome.

[00:32:35]>> Yes, I am.

[00:32:37]>> Oaken down. Oaken down. There's still one here, but you know, >> fake Oaken remains.

[00:32:43]>> Oaken for now.

[00:32:44]>> Yep. And I will pass.

[00:32:48]>> Upkeep. I get a th >> Wow. Never attack for 196 before. Got to say.

[00:32:54]>> Yeah, that's nutty. May I please have my thopter?

[00:32:56]>> Ah, yes. Here you go. I made you a thopter. It doesn't fly very well, so it does have backup legs.

[00:33:01]>> Okay, that's fair. I will remove a counter from my ingenious prodigy to draw a card. Oh, you guys, I realized defile crypt only says once each turn.

[00:33:09]So, I only have one horror.

[00:33:10]>> Okay, then I will >> but one horror.

[00:33:12]>> One card per turn. Beautiful. Okay, we did it. We got there, chat. I will play an island for my turn.

[00:33:21]And then I'm going to play pay a blue.

[00:33:24]I'm going to put curiosity on true name nemesis.

[00:33:27]>> Curiosity says whenever deals come damage to an opponent, I'm going to draw a card.

[00:33:34]>> You're terrifying me. Uh-huh.

[00:33:36]>> And that guy almost came my way. So, I'm going to pay two to attack you with Trina Nemesis.

[00:33:40]>> Yep.

[00:33:41]>> How big is that sucker now?

[00:33:43]>> He's about three.

[00:33:43]>> Still three. Okay.

[00:33:45]>> And then I'm just going to keep going.

[00:33:48]Just one more for Tit.

[00:33:49]>> Yep. Take one. A four commander damage.

[00:33:55]>> Yes.

[00:33:56]Eventually, I might be able to pump it up to the point that I can kill you. I'm putting that out there now, but >> it's probably not going to happen.

[00:34:02]>> Okay.

[00:34:03]>> Uh and then you took your three. I will then have two triggers from Case of Vault as well as Curiosity. I will not stagger them. I will order them. So, I draw first. Hopefully, it's not something ridiculously expensive. Crap.

[00:34:16]Come here. And then I shall pay properly. And then I will look at the top three.

[00:34:27]Ah, okay. That works. Um, I will play Midnight Clock for free. It adds blue mana for me. Yay. And then for three mana, I can put an hour counter on it.

[00:34:36]At the beginning of each upkeep, I put an hour counter on this. And then where the 12th hits, I shuffle my hand and graveyard into my library and draw seven cards. So I might actually be very interested in that. So um and then I will pay one for a skeleton key. He says, "Equipped creature has skullk can't be blocked by creatures with greater power and whenever it deals common damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

[00:35:01]Cool. So, I have a thop flop. I I have a Prodigy.

[00:35:06]This is tapped. That's tapped. Uh, yeah, that's my turn. Go for it.

[00:35:11]Oh, I'm squeaking so much. I get a counter on your up here.

[00:35:16]I know I'm going to forget one of them.

[00:35:18]>> Yeah, I'll try and help you remember, but it's not what my brain does very well. Remembering that high on the list.

[00:35:28]Tap six for Beatatrix, Loyal General.

[00:35:34]>> Beginning of combat, I can attach any number of equipment I control to target free cre.

[00:35:40]>> All right, then.

[00:35:41]>> All right. Well, I'll move to combat.

[00:35:45]>> Oh, yes.

[00:35:47]>> Whoa.

[00:35:49]Well, now >> I really like this attach this like equipment attached on the creature. It's very heavy.

[00:35:53]>> I can actually read everything that's going on. Yeah. The >> Goldber halo.

[00:35:59]Well, we'll attack a you have the most life.

[00:36:05]>> Mhm.

[00:36:06]>> So, that's where it's going.

[00:36:09]>> How big?

[00:36:10]>> Eight.

[00:36:11]>> Uh, five, six, seven, eight.

[00:36:13]>> And then what's her buff? Nine.

[00:36:15]>> Nine.

[00:36:16]>> I take nine.

[00:36:16]>> Okay.

[00:36:18]I will annihilator one.

[00:36:20]>> I will blow up. We'll get treasure and a basic popup's gone. Don't worry.

[00:36:28]And then nine. We said we're going to do the basic and then do the fun part.

[00:36:37]Then we'll key to the vault.

[00:36:40]So we'll look at the top nine of my library. Okay.

[00:36:44]See what we find. It's going to be So you get to look at eight and play one.

[00:36:48]>> Yep. Cost one. I just like imagining what's happening on this battlefield like with the noble hierarch like you know she's not wearing too many places to hold you know hide a sword or whatever so she's just like got like a a giant like bag that like you can just >> bag of holding >> we will play Danitha Benalia's hope first strike vigilance lifelink when she ETBs I can put an aura or equipment from my hand or graveyard onto the battlefield attached to her.

[00:37:22]>> I don't like that. Okay, >> let's give her the scepter of celebration. Oh, equipped creature gets plus two plus O and trample and whenever it deals combat damage to a player that many a green white citizen creature tokens pass the turn.

[00:37:44]>> All right, untap uh upkeep. I will. Crawling sensation.

[00:37:52]None this time. Draw for turn.

[00:37:56]Oo. Okay. I am going to go ahead and I suppose I should attack. Uh, this is a 43. Maria, I'll attack you for four.

[00:38:12]>> You have to pay two.

[00:38:13]>> Oh my god.

[00:38:17]>> Ali, I attack you for four. Sure, I'd take four. Yeah.

[00:38:21]>> Propaganda doing some real work over here. Um, that is nonsuspiciously my turn. Go ahead.

[00:38:30]>> Yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.

[00:38:31]>> I get counted for you and then you're counted for you.

[00:38:34]>> Yep. Six Skolgari. You say drop.

[00:38:41]Uh, all right. We'll play uh this island as our land for turn. Then we're going to cast 42 Karp's little thumb.

[00:38:52]>> Oh no.

[00:38:53]>> If you would flip a coin, instead flip two coins and ignore one.

[00:38:57]>> Oh no.

[00:38:58]>> Okay, this now our problem.

[00:39:02]>> Yep.

[00:39:03]>> Little thumb. There he is. Just a thumb.

[00:39:04]How can you be mad about a thumb? Um then we're going to play this locust god.

[00:39:11]Uh, >> what do you think about that?

[00:39:15]>> Uh, yeah, I'm countering that. I'm going to just reverse polarity on that.

[00:39:18]>> Counter all other spells. I don't >> Do I have any way to not have that happen? I don't think so.

[00:39:23]>> I don't like that bug.

[00:39:24]>> Okay. Bug does not happen.

[00:39:26]>> Okay.

[00:39:26]>> Bug down.

[00:39:27]>> Bug eye.

[00:39:28]>> Bug.

[00:39:29]>> Bug god does not occur.

[00:39:31]>> Okay. So, here we are.

[00:39:34]>> You're drawing a lot. So, >> yeah, it would be a lot of bugs. That's very true. It would be a lot of bug. Uh, well, we'll go to the beginning of combat >> and we're going to have the flips from Zinderlit here.

[00:39:45]>> Here, you have to flip. Now, you have to flip to two. So, I beg of you.

[00:39:49]>> Yeah.

[00:39:49]>> Yeah. Please save your foot.

[00:39:51]>> You have to flip two coin. Ah, >> cuz of Car's thumb, you have to flip two coins at once. So, you're going to flip both of those.

[00:39:57]>> These?

[00:39:57]>> Yes.

[00:39:58]>> At the same time?

[00:39:59]>> Yeah.

[00:39:59]>> Yes.

[00:40:00]>> How? How?

[00:40:01]>> You have two thumbs.

[00:40:02]>> Okay. Some have to put place this on my other thumb. Ay, will you or Megan, will you place it for me? There you go.

[00:40:07]>> There we go. Ah.

[00:40:10]Well, you won one. Okay, cool.

[00:40:12]>> Go again.

[00:40:13]>> All right, here we go. Number two. Like I like I have to be like primed like some kind of machine.

[00:40:19]>> One, two.

[00:40:20]>> Okay, boy.

[00:40:22]>> Here we go. Thumb. Thumb. Thumb. Thumb.

[00:40:25]Flipping.

[00:40:25]>> Thumbs it.

[00:40:26]>> Device activated.

[00:40:29]>> Oh, three. Three. Okay, here we go. Next one.

[00:40:36]OH, >> but now we move over to this guy. So, >> all right. Load me up.

[00:40:44]>> Okay, that's four.

[00:40:47]>> Jeez Louise win.

[00:40:50]>> That's five.

[00:40:51]>> Wow. Is a This is a good solution here, Megan, to the problem.

[00:40:55]>> Six. Six.

[00:40:57]>> Okay, here we go.

[00:41:00]>> God, seven.

[00:41:02]>> Well, it's about flipping two coins.

[00:41:04]You're likely to win.

[00:41:05]>> Yep. Eight.

[00:41:06]>> Eight. Oh my god.

[00:41:10]>> Nine.

[00:41:13]>> Uhoh. Oh, it's on the floor. It's on the floor.

[00:41:15]>> You're on nine. There's a Cheerio on the floor, too. Oh my. Okay. Oh, yeah. Maybe I'll put one Put it upside down maybe to help me lose one here for crying out loud.

[00:41:27]>> 10. So, that's 10 wins. Oh, nine wins.

[00:41:29]>> You're right.

[00:41:30]>> Nine wins.

[00:41:30]>> 10 flips. Nine wins.

[00:41:32]>> Okay.

[00:41:33]>> So, Got nine cards. Here we go. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 nine.

[00:41:40]Uh-huh. Just put these in my hand.

[00:41:43]Jeez.

[00:41:45]>> And then is this power and toughness the same as that or is it >> Yes, he's the same.

[00:41:49]>> So, um, >> so the three >> 66 12 24.

[00:41:54]>> Yeah.

[00:41:54]>> Uh, 48 >> 96 >> 192 >> 192.

[00:42:00]>> Mhm.

[00:42:02]Uh, it's 3 384. 384.

[00:42:05]>> Wow. All right. 384. Last one. Oh my god. Okay. Yeah. Get >> Okay, here we go. 6 12 48 96.

[00:42:15]>> Did you missed 24 there, Bab?

[00:42:16]>> Whoops.

[00:42:18]>> 24 48 248 384 384 >> 384. And then one more.

[00:42:23]>> UH, 768. YEAH.

[00:42:25]>> WOW. WOW.

[00:42:26]>> 768. 768. Very reasonable, >> right? So, >> kill everyone.

[00:42:31]>> He's going to attack.

[00:42:33]>> And um uh but who he shall attack? I'm going to randomize.

[00:42:40]>> Okay.

[00:42:41]>> Cuz I can't choose.

[00:42:42]>> You owned it last time.

[00:42:44]>> I I did. I did. Uh with your one creature. Um. All right. Well, >> no. No. No evasion though, right?

[00:42:52]>> No evasion.

[00:42:53]>> Go on. Pick.

[00:42:54]>> No evasion at all.

[00:42:55]>> We all We all have blockers. Is your Is your impulsive? Yes, it is. It >> It might It might turn out to be nothing. So, you >> flipping two coins.

[00:43:02]>> All right. I haven't attacked Megan yet.

[00:43:04]So, we'll have this fellow come at Megan. But maybe it'll be nothing. So, here we go.

[00:43:10]>> Oh.

[00:43:11]>> Oh, no. It's okay. It's double also.

[00:43:13]>> It's double Elsa 15 something.

[00:43:16]>> It's a billion.

[00:43:18]>> Uh, well, you know what?

[00:43:19]>> One bug.

[00:43:20]>> This bug sure do go down.

[00:43:22]>> 536. And this guy sure do have double striking jam.

[00:43:30]That's a team of battle rage for y'all right there. All right. And >> we've reached the point in the game where this deck just kill. It's turned into a >> I do be just kill.

[00:43:45]>> Delete deck.

[00:43:46]>> Do be just kill.

[00:43:48]>> Doo be just deleting people from the game.

[00:43:51]>> All right.

[00:43:52]>> Okay. All right. Yeah. I can't I'm out of mana so I shall pass the turn discard. Oh wait, no. No, I've got >> god.

[00:44:00]>> All these gods are mine.

[00:44:03]>> Are you blocker such?

[00:44:05]>> I got this guy.

[00:44:06]>> You got that guy. Okay. Okay.

[00:44:08]>> I got one guy holding down the fort over here.

[00:44:12]Okay, that's fine. It's totally fine.

[00:44:14]Nobody panic. Wow, I sure am dead.

[00:44:17]>> You sure are dead. What's it like being dead?

[00:44:19]>> Oh, it's fine. Actually, >> I have Mega Thought.

[00:44:21]>> I didn't even cast my commander.

[00:44:24]>> Yeah, I keep killing people. Marina doesn't care.

[00:44:28]>> I'll draw a card off of Prodigy.

[00:44:31]>> Oh my god.

[00:44:32]>> I'll draw a card for turn four or my upkeep.

[00:44:35]>> Sit over here with my bugs and my horrors.

[00:44:38]>> Yeah.

[00:44:39]>> Isn't that how you would want life to go for yourself?

[00:44:41]>> The bugs and horrors.

[00:44:43]>> Bugs and horrors.

[00:44:45]>> This has been Beetlejuice.

[00:44:51]>> This would be a pretty sick tattoo, actually. You think?

[00:44:54]>> Yeah. Actually, the bug would too.

[00:44:56]>> Mhm. It's cute.

[00:44:58]>> Can't believe you're not saying that about my land.

[00:45:01]>> Yeah.

[00:45:02]>> How dare you?

[00:45:02]>> This hill with dog poop on it would be the great tattoo.

[00:45:07]>> If I bring this into a tattoo parlor, they like look at you and they're like, >> "You sure?"

[00:45:12]>> They'd be like, "I won't.

[00:45:13]>> I refuse."

[00:45:15]>> So, sorry. I've never done this before, but I have to refuse. But I literally will not going to do it.

[00:45:22]>> Okay. Oh, I'm going to I'm going to kill you here, Megan.

[00:45:24]>> Oh, thank you so much.

[00:45:26]>> Yeah, you're welcome. Very very dead.

[00:45:28]Uh, I will play Ethereum Sculptor artifacts of oneless cost.

[00:45:32]>> Then I will play an arcane signate cuz why not? All right, pay two oopsies to equip skeleton key tookawa.

[00:45:53]Okay. So, if I move the block out the way, can you kill her?

[00:45:58]>> Sick.

[00:45:58]>> Probably. Probably.

[00:46:01]>> All righty. Um, okay. Uh, let's move to combat. I'm going to take two here and send Tatsuko. Ain't you a friend?

[00:46:14]>> All right.

[00:46:14]>> You can't attack me anymore. Alien. I'm dead. And then Trina Nemesis at Olivia can't be blocked.

[00:46:22]>> And I'm taking how many from Tim Tetsuko? Just one.

[00:46:26]>> Just one little guy.

[00:46:27]>> One point.

[00:46:28]>> How many from this one?

[00:46:30]>> Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Which one was Tetsuko?

[00:46:33]>> That was blue.

[00:46:34]>> Oh, yes. I'm going to just put your commander damage on myself here. Boink.

[00:46:38]>> Yep.

[00:46:39]>> Cool. Triggers. I has um So, I will get another counter on this thing.

[00:46:48]I will draw a card damage. You may draw a card. If you discard a card, I'm going to draw this card first and then I'll draw that card.

[00:46:56]Then I can chuck whichever one I don't like. I'm going to chuck that.

[00:47:00]Right. And then I will do the key to the vault for three. One, two, three.

[00:47:11]Oh, nice. Okay. Men wy illusionist for free. Whenever you draw your second card, each turn, create a 1-1 illusion with this creature gets plus one for each other illusion I control. Whenever an illusion you control dies, you may put a permanent card with mana value less or equal to that creature's power from your hand onto the battlefield.

[00:47:29]I have one whole card in hand.

[00:47:33]Uh, well, sure. Let me let me let me do what I said I would and move this friend out the way.

[00:47:44]I'm going to imprison this in the moon.

[00:47:46]>> Oh no, I'm in the moon.

[00:47:48]>> Yeah, >> but I'm there with Emra. Cool. So, is it really bad?

[00:47:53]>> Just two ladies hanging out in the moon.

[00:47:55]>> I think I'm going to play chess.

[00:47:56]>> Yeah, they're going to play some chess in the moon.

[00:48:00]>> Hey, you want to go get in the moon and play chess?

[00:48:02]>> I mean, right now.

[00:48:04]>> Yeah, >> sounds delightful, actually. Oh, I suppose now it's a now it's mana. It's colorless mana. Yeah, I gave you I ramped you.

[00:48:13]>> Thank youelcome. That was really nice.

[00:48:15]>> I am doing nothing else. Please go on your I will make another friend.

[00:48:23]>> You know the point of this deck is to draw cards.

[00:48:26]>> Yeah, it's not going very well.

[00:48:30]Chuckles and how many you got there?

[00:48:31]>> I don't know.

[00:48:33]>> Yeah, count them in.

[00:48:37]>> 17. Jeez. normal. Fine. I'm going to move to combat.

[00:48:44]>> I bet.

[00:48:46]I bet.

[00:48:48]>> I'm sure you are.

[00:48:52]>> Hopefully there's no colorless spell that can stop whatever it is we're drawing here.

[00:48:56]>> I'm not concerned about it.

[00:48:58]>> Okay.

[00:48:59]>> Uh so I will attack.

[00:49:05]Move to >> I accept your attack. Great step.

[00:49:11]So, no blocks.

[00:49:16]There's an annihilator trigger. I assume there is.

[00:49:18]>> Yeah. Okay. Um, I'll Well, I guess this thing is happening. I'll sacrifice battlefield under my control. Unless >> I didn't sacrifice it, then >> Oh, yeah. It's Yeah, it's this.

[00:49:36]Oh, >> unless you pay three life.

[00:49:38]>> Would you like to pay three life or I can have your commander?

[00:49:40]>> You can have my commander.

[00:49:42]>> Wow.

[00:49:43]>> Okay.

[00:49:47]>> Okay. How How big is she?

[00:49:48]>> That's weird. Uh, didn't expect that.

[00:49:52]So, she is 8 is 9 10 11 12 13 trample.

[00:50:02]Feels like it's not enough. So, >> it's only half.

[00:50:06]>> Okay. Well, we'll fix it.

[00:50:08]>> We'll kick off the festivities with a 1, two, three, four, five. Bestowed boonser.

[00:50:15]>> Uh, plus four plus two.

[00:50:16]>> Uh-huh.

[00:50:18]>> I feel like that's not enough.

[00:50:21]>> Did we Did we already pay? Sorry. Did we already pay? Okay, great. Oh, that the treasures.

[00:50:26]>> So, we'll give her double strike before we >> Ah, there we go.

[00:50:29]>> All right, >> that'll that'll do her.

[00:50:31]>> Yeah.

[00:50:33]34 I believe. So >> I messed that up.

[00:50:36]>> So we're at four exalted.

[00:50:40]>> Five is nine. 10 11 12 13 14 18 twice.

[00:50:48]>> Yes.

[00:50:49]>> 36.

[00:50:50]>> No shenanigans out over here. I am deleted.

[00:50:53]>> All right. I'll look at the top 36 cards of my library.

[00:50:56]>> Oh for free.

[00:50:59]>> Nice. It's a good thing you killed me though cuz yes it probably you were both dead after.

[00:51:04]>> I will also make 36 one one green and white crit creature uh citizen tokens tokens. Y >> so I need a one-1 citizen and dice indicating 36.

[00:51:15]>> Yeah, I want 36 of them.

[00:51:18]>> Uh I get a treasure token back >> and my next instant or sorcery gets copies. Yeah, he's gone forever.

[00:51:27]>> Poor guy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 17 31 32 33 34 35 36 You're making a You're Oh, you're trying to make like a whole like housing complex 36.

[00:51:48]>> It's just that you know like according to the United States, a business is a person. So >> Ah, yes.

[00:51:54]>> There you go.

[00:51:57]Oh, sad times indeed. That's why I registered my uterus.

[00:52:05]>> It's incorporated.

[00:52:07]>> My uterus is a business.

[00:52:08]>> It's an LLC.

[00:52:10]>> Can't tell what to do.

[00:52:14]>> Well, there's really only one answer.

[00:52:17]>> Yes.

[00:52:17]>> Right, gamers? Um, should probably put it on the thing that's still up and available to block.

[00:52:24]A Oh, no. Vig on Danitha. Even better.

[00:52:27]Let's call her complete.

[00:52:29]>> Oh, what is this now?

[00:52:30]>> That is this creature and all of her face.

[00:52:32]>> Burst strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and whenever it deals comic damage to a creature, exiles that creature. Normal stuff.

[00:52:39]>> Six sword. NBD. Cool.

[00:52:43]Anything else?

[00:52:46]>> I need to put these cards on the bottom.

[00:52:48]Anything else? Anything else?

[00:52:50]>> Hey, I was just wondering. Anything else?

[00:52:52]>> Anything else?

[00:52:58]Just keep stacking. We're just going to let him go like this.

[00:53:00]>> There we go.

[00:53:00]>> We're not going to stop this.

[00:53:03]>> We'll pass. Okay.

[00:53:06]>> How do you feel, Ailey? Feel optimistic right now?

[00:53:08]>> Uh, yeah. Actually, >> yeah, that Tatsuko, you know, she holding that Drop.

[00:53:14]>> She holding that D.

[00:53:15]>> Oh, yeah. Thank you. I draw. Oh, okay.

[00:53:19]Uh, yeah. I'm just going to go to combat. Sure. I'm going to swing Tatsuku at you. Yep, she's unblockable. Four damage is dealt. I'm going to 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 and kill you with commander damage.

[00:53:32]>> NICE.

[00:53:35]>> I wanted you to I wanted you to draw a card >> so that I could give you your illusion token, which is a CREDIT SCORE BECAUSE CREDIT scores are an illusion.

[00:53:45]>> Well, I'll draw my card anyway for you.

[00:53:46]It was a sapphire.

[00:53:48]>> All right, we have to do the patented good luck high five handshake.

[00:53:50]>> Yes.

[00:53:51]>> Good game. Good game.

[00:53:56]Oh, one shot with Commander D.

[00:53:59]>> I have to say you >> we have we had three decks at the table which were very like press delete on a player and yours >> and mine was just dinking around >> dinking around in the graveyard having the time of your life. Yeah, >> it was black green mess around.

[00:54:12]>> Yeah, classic black >> classic black green mess around.

[00:54:14]>> Black green IDK.

[00:54:18]>> Thank you all so much again for joining us. Is there anything you would like to promote? Yes. Uh, we form Elder Dragon Hij Jinks. So, come and check out our games. We do some crazy shenanigans with cool people like these two ladies who you'll see on our channel, too. And then you'll understand why I play Satuko in this game because of that game. Also, Olivia is on Commander at Home with Brian Kiddler. I edit their show and uh yeah, they're paying me if they get good views. So, go watch that, too.

[00:54:46]>> Yay.

[00:54:48]>> All right.

[00:54:51]Heat. Heat.